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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my history.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes.
00:00:12Those highlights.
00:00:13A Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:58Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:12So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall.
00:01:39This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my high school room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-C-C-K.
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince.
00:02:46And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:57Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:03:19feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:26So let's give him one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:32He came back.
00:03:35He came back.
00:03:56Tell me how much you want.
00:03:57Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03What did you want to tell me?
00:04:07What did you want to tell me?
00:04:07Am I...
00:04:08Dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more frame lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:24Which means...
00:04:26Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:41Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:442006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject?
00:04:51Calendar much?
00:04:54Miss Thompson?
00:04:55May I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Nami, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:07Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:12Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:39For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:53Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She would never believe anyone.
00:06:01She just-
00:06:02Sit!
00:06:03Down!
00:06:04And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:41What's cleaning up?
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44Don't-
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:48And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:06:57Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:24So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:07:27High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't-
00:07:40Don't call me that.
00:07:41Or what?
00:07:42Little miss st-st-stutter.
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:58You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry?
00:08:39God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:42Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:46Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:57I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me too.
00:09:01Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:11What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom, queen!
00:09:15Stop! Stop!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki! Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel?
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost Dutch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:13I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much.
00:10:18And I love you.
00:10:19Come here.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:23And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:32Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits.
00:10:41The outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect.
00:10:46To the queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor?
00:11:15What the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con Con.
00:11:27You already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:30We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:46Even our parents won us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are...
00:12:11A, C, C, B...
00:12:14I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:17You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:30How?
00:12:33Told ya!
00:12:35See ya later, Misty!
00:12:42Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:52Hi, Nia?
00:12:54Um...
00:12:55I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:57Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Ooh!
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:19I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:24Jess?
00:13:25Hmm?
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:33Hello, who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:14:14Is...
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:18No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:14:19What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:23She...
00:14:24Oh, god.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:14:30And she's beautiful and smart.
00:14:34And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:14:38You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:41She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:49Cool.
00:14:50Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone else.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:08Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:29Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:32Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:57Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07A chemistry test.
00:16:09What?
00:16:10Great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:16Sexual...what?
00:16:16What?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:45Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:56Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04It's your man, Mia!
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:32You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:57Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The hotel wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19Get her!
00:18:24Mia!
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling!
00:18:32Go over there!
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go!
00:18:37You stopped him!
00:18:38Bye!
00:18:41Yeah, we really need to talk about that shiz.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College. Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No, but I will one day. My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:16Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:19:20Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least that's what the rumors say.
00:19:41Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get boats is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:56Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04Get royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:20:14Wait, you're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:17If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:24You still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best bake her win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:35And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the card yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her bake goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go curse her?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:43Call her.
00:21:44May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:47I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:55Yeah, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying.
00:22:04You look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking, chef.
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:24Please, I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:39All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:51What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins now.
00:23:01Okay, I'll sprinkle some of these.
00:23:06Like this, like that.
00:23:14And then this is on your nose.
00:23:17No, that's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:27No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:23:37Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:12It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist always has a plan.
00:24:22And time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:33It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you.
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:45It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins.
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:46Woo!
00:25:48We did it!
00:25:50I can't believe it.
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen.
00:25:52That's my best friend.
00:25:54We love her.
00:25:55The best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No!
00:26:04Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:13I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:19High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:24Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus kids!
00:26:35No, stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:36Stop it, stop it!
00:26:43Stop, stop!
00:26:50Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now.
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it.
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:27:04Jessica, you and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:08No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:13No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one, and now it's here to stay.
00:27:21One more bad word.
00:27:23One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bride you.
00:27:35Oh, sorry.
00:27:37No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:45I can't get suspended.
00:27:45My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:48No, no, no.
00:27:49I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:51You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course.
00:27:55You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347 and $36.
00:28:08You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:28:09God.
00:28:11On a second though, why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students.
00:28:22Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:24Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's no big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:34Uh, so tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:44What's that one again?
00:28:45Uh, anatomy.
00:28:46It's the study of the human body.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:54My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Like a, oh, like us together, you're alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:48Bye.
00:29:49Bye.
00:29:51Bye.
00:29:52Bye.
00:29:54Bye.
00:30:20Mia.
00:30:22Mia.
00:30:23Mia.
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Actus abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:43Please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50All right.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:58Picep racchii.
00:31:04Pectalis major.
00:31:09Prectus abdominis.
00:31:11Gloria.
00:31:12Amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long?
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Do you forget about that part?
00:31:18No, it's not important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:50If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list, item number ten.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:02Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezebzeus.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my god.
00:32:15Brachialis.
00:32:25You're that cheating.
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:32:52pretty close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:57I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01To level the playing field.
00:33:03You?
00:33:05Bad girl.
00:33:08Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god.
00:33:32Oh no.
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:38No, I'm just sure.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor, are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No.
00:33:56My dad's right.
00:33:56No.
00:33:57No.
00:33:58Oh my god.
00:33:58Come on, come on.
00:33:59Come on.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:02Yeah, just a second.
00:34:03Oh shit.
00:34:07Come on.
00:34:08What are you doing?
00:34:12Here.
00:34:13He's not.
00:34:14He's good.
00:34:15He's good.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:19Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:01Never mind.
00:35:02Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit.
00:35:15So we hired them.
00:35:16Connor, wait.
00:35:17Just please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:21I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:26Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait.
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:21Oh.
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:40Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:43I know you're trying to help,
00:36:46but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through.
00:37:14And vote for Mia.
00:37:25Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:27We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:33Take it, bro.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:53I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:51Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:38:54so why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So, can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Hey, enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:08Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:28I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43All right, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:56Concon.
00:39:58What a surprise.
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:07Oh, you know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart.
00:40:20And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:40:25I'm sorry.
00:40:29I'm sorry.
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:33No, no, no, no, wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere
00:40:36until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:40:45Oh, shit.
00:40:48Caps here.
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52Hey, my different brothers.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey,
00:40:57frat boy misogynists,
00:40:58let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:00Every action
00:41:03has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11What better party did you get to?
00:41:14Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:19You know,
00:41:21for a second there,
00:41:22I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:25when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:32No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:37So,
00:41:39who is?
00:41:42You are...
00:41:47You are...
00:41:50not gonna believe
00:41:53who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30If you want to like once.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not.
00:42:34I mean...
00:42:34No, I don't.
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:43Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Go away the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:59Should I?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:43:27because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:43:32No, I'm future girl.
00:43:34Remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:43:38because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then,
00:43:44just blink twice
00:43:45so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl,
00:43:59if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:44:02who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:10Hey, ConCon.
00:44:12You're Sasquatch.
00:44:14I'm here,
00:44:16so your party's not the total best.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll stop eating on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her,
00:44:51but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:44:53with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four,
00:44:57there's a great palaroid that I took
00:44:59of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments
00:45:04into a little pink book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:20Actually,
00:45:23it does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah.
00:45:30That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen
00:45:34to be a girl who
00:45:35makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you,
00:45:40I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth,
00:45:45and now everybody knows it.
00:45:46You know,
00:45:48a year ago,
00:45:49this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know
00:45:53everything in here
00:45:53made me
00:45:55who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me,
00:46:06I'll just expose you
00:46:07for all the horrible things
00:46:08you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about...
00:46:11what you did
00:46:12with the ninth grade
00:46:13basketball team
00:46:14on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:18Nobody knows about that.
00:46:20Just wait till Facebook.
00:46:22Facebook?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know,
00:46:26this little tough girl act
00:46:27is cute and all,
00:46:28but the only one
00:46:29getting exposed today
00:46:31is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding
00:46:42back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato cookie.
00:46:45Yeah,
00:46:46show us your
00:46:46stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far,
00:46:50Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly,
00:46:54I was helping.
00:46:55Hey,
00:46:56you're beautiful, Mia,
00:46:58and you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica,
00:47:07you think
00:47:07being prom queen
00:47:09is all about look,
00:47:10right?
00:47:12High school bucket list
00:47:14item number 12.
00:47:16You want it
00:47:16while you've got it.
00:47:18You want my shine?
00:47:20You want my glossy?
00:47:22You want my sexy?
00:47:24You want my sexy?
00:47:26Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:27Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:29Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:30Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:31Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:31Ain't gonna get it.
00:47:32No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:47:33You ain't gonna get it.
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Okay, Mia!
00:47:42Doesn't suck
00:47:43having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:45Look at you
00:47:47pretending to be hot
00:47:48and popular.
00:47:49FYI,
00:47:50you will never
00:47:51be like us.
00:47:52You will never
00:47:52live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:56How about a game
00:47:57of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all
00:48:00to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list
00:48:07item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone
00:48:10who's just as crazy
00:48:11as you.
00:48:13Who cares
00:48:14if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet
00:48:18I can do it
00:48:18even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31Let those mouth-wrages
00:48:32have a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:40Even her alcohol
00:48:42tastes like trash.
00:49:03Even her alcohol
00:49:08needs to be in the middle of the night.
00:49:10My wrist!
00:49:11I think I sprained it!
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:49:14Hey, Mia.
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up!
00:49:17She needs help!
00:49:19Someone at least get me
00:49:20some ice!
00:49:21Now!
00:49:23Don't make me ask again,
00:49:24bitches!
00:49:25You can't quit on me right now.
00:49:27Mia, not before I...
00:49:29not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, hey!
00:49:37Hey!
00:49:38Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder
00:49:47would be a fun party game.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know
00:49:52her giant head
00:49:53would get in the way?
00:49:54I don't know.
00:49:57I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him.
00:50:08Go.
00:50:08Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:24Thank you
00:50:26for saving my life.
00:50:27I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:29For the record,
00:50:32you look like
00:50:33a total smoke show
00:50:34in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never
00:50:43gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying
00:50:48just gets worse
00:50:49and worse
00:50:50and somehow
00:50:51she still
00:50:52ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never
00:50:56date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:01Don't
00:51:02make
00:51:03promises
00:51:04you can't keep.
00:51:05You know,
00:51:06the girl
00:51:06I actually do like,
00:51:09she...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting
00:51:12your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:16I'll be
00:51:17in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you
00:51:21stay
00:51:21with me?
00:51:23Come on.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:30Okay.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:40You're the genius,
00:51:41Tommy.
00:51:43I'm doing this
00:51:44all for you.
00:51:52for you.
00:51:57Bye-bye.
00:52:14you have a beautiful voice
00:52:18you scared me
00:52:21god no i don't
00:52:23i like the same when i'm busy or bored
00:52:26so it's never around anyone
00:52:29which is good
00:52:31i'm not just anyone
00:52:36what is all this
00:52:38well
00:52:40you know the tradition
00:52:42senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:52:46you want to help me rap
00:52:49amia this is amazing
00:52:51no one else would do this for their class
00:52:56i've never
00:52:57i've never met anyone like you
00:53:00my dad anyway
00:53:06so hate ball girl
00:53:09what's future me like
00:53:10don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:53:13no you're not
00:53:14don't even look
00:53:15i know you're not
00:53:17you're
00:53:18you're actually
00:53:20super successful
00:53:23really smart
00:53:26kind
00:53:30you're pretty perfect
00:53:37no wonder i was in love
00:53:45hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:53:48no one
00:53:50i meant that i was in love with being from the future
00:53:57because now i know all the things that's awesome
00:54:01yeah
00:54:03so
00:54:04so who do i get married to
00:54:08jessica alba
00:54:09so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:54:15okay
00:54:16you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:54:19really
00:54:21you know what i see in our future
00:54:27will you come to my basketball finals
00:54:31i'd love to
00:54:33question
00:54:35are you gonna invite your dad
00:54:37i'm sure he
00:54:40will come to other games
00:54:41he's busy
00:54:43he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:54:45wait wait
00:54:48connor
00:54:50your dad
00:54:51enough about my dad
00:54:52actually
00:54:53come on
00:54:54you don't want to be late
00:55:11everyone's gonna love these man
00:55:12this will win you crazy votes
00:55:14sure
00:55:16but
00:55:19i also just wanted to do something nice
00:55:22because
00:55:22in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:55:27and who knows what'll happen then
00:55:29right
00:55:34graduate in style besties
00:55:37oh
00:55:39you're too late butterface
00:55:41the class loved my gifts so much
00:55:44i already got all their votes
00:55:59so you're buying votes now
00:56:01me
00:56:02no
00:56:03i'm just giving my besties
00:56:06the gifts they deserve
00:56:08but i'm sure
00:56:10they'll like your uh
00:56:11goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:56:15besties
00:56:17you don't even know their names
00:56:20of course i do
00:56:22well
00:56:23the hot ones
00:56:25the rest are freaks not people
00:56:26but hey money talks right
00:56:29even to losers with
00:56:30social rabies
00:56:33but come on now
00:56:34let's see what you got
00:56:43look
00:56:44trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:56:48cute
00:56:49i got some gucci earrings
00:56:58at least my gifts mean something
00:57:01um they mean
00:57:03that you're a peasant
00:57:04trying to take on a queen
00:57:06but you can't
00:57:07because you're a nobody mia
00:57:10do you want to try saying that again
00:57:12relax jack bauer
00:57:14brutal honesty
00:57:16is an act of love
00:57:18and i love
00:57:20all my subjects
00:57:21even you
00:57:22look
00:57:41OMG you're twin
00:57:52marge simpson hair
00:57:54pancake face
00:57:55hoolay body
00:57:56i mean it's perfect
00:57:58oh and con con here is your gift
00:58:01only the best for the basketball captain
00:58:05i don't want anything from you
00:58:08not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:58:17no matter what i do
00:58:18this always gets your way
00:58:20prompting me
00:58:21connor
00:58:21what am i even doing here
00:58:26bribes aren't my thing
00:58:28maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:58:30he might be down
00:58:33hey
00:58:34wait
00:58:34hand out the gifts that you brought
00:58:38they're special
00:58:39not because they're expensive or fancy
00:58:41but because they're from you
00:58:42no
00:58:43no
00:58:43no
00:58:44they're stupid
00:58:46and she
00:58:46she won this one
00:58:48so let's just go
00:58:49just trust me
00:58:51they're gonna love them
00:58:52hey you guys
00:58:54nina has gifts for all of you
00:58:55and you're gonna love them
00:58:58shh
00:59:23so i know these aren't
00:59:27coach bags
00:59:28or took in the grace books
00:59:29but
00:59:32i hope when you enter the real world
00:59:35you'll remember them
00:59:37nia what did you do
00:59:43how'd you know i wanted to be an artist
00:59:47i haven't told anybody i wanted to be an artist
00:59:50but you should
00:59:52you're more talented than you know
00:59:55you just need a cool artist name
00:59:58like
01:00:00banksy
01:00:11you'll be an amazing songwriter
01:00:13just
01:00:14write about that breakup taylor
01:00:20that's just a little reminder to
01:00:23keep following your dreams
01:00:24be
01:00:26jordan
01:00:28nia
01:00:29these are
01:00:30incredible
01:00:31but i'm
01:00:32kind of confused
01:00:35by my gift
01:00:36just
01:00:37wait a few years
01:00:38you're gonna be
01:00:39filthy rich
01:00:41and
01:00:42you deserve it
01:00:48everybody shut up
01:00:50why the hell are they all cheering for you
01:00:54why don't you open your gifts and find out
01:00:56i got one for you too
01:01:04you trash
01:01:05you guys
01:01:07okay
01:01:09okay
01:01:09all right fine
01:01:10you just keep your ass
01:01:11please
01:01:16hey um
01:01:20this one's for you
01:01:31yeah i
01:01:36me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:01:40this is the first lure he ever bought me
01:01:43how did you find
01:01:45magic eight ball
01:01:46you remember
01:01:46a year from now
01:01:48connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:01:50it's his favorite memory of them together
01:01:52do everything with your dad
01:01:55while you can
01:01:58you'll never get this time back
01:02:02thank you
01:02:03yeah thank you
01:02:04thank you
01:02:07oh my god i didn't get you anything
01:02:09hey no
01:02:09just tell me what you want
01:02:10and i'll go get it
01:02:11promise me
01:02:13that you'll invite your dad to the games
01:02:15that's all
01:02:27for you
01:02:34congrats
01:02:35congrats
01:02:35looks like you went over the class
01:02:38now what
01:02:42it's time to step out of the shadows
01:02:47hey everyone
01:02:50tonight
01:02:50all of us misfits
01:02:52are going to the finals
01:02:55boycotting
01:02:55jessica's prom queen
01:03:09i knew he wouldn't make it
01:03:27what are you rejects doing here
01:03:32animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:03:36we're taking a stand
01:03:37we won't be bought or bullied
01:03:39by mean girls like you
01:03:42no plastics for prom
01:03:43no plastics for prom
01:03:46you all worshipped me a year ago
01:03:49worshipped
01:03:52they were terrified of you
01:03:53it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:03:56but now
01:03:57we've finally found our voice right
01:04:03since you suddenly think you're the joan of arc of rejects
01:04:07let's hear your voice
01:04:11attention everyone
01:04:13america's favorite outcast
01:04:17mia watkins
01:04:18just volunteered
01:04:20to sing the national anthem
01:04:23in front of the whole school
01:04:38come on
01:04:41we're all waiting
01:04:45hey
01:04:46hey yes you can
01:04:48show them all what you can do
01:04:52all of them
01:04:55no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:04:59just don't look at them
01:05:00look at me
01:05:02i believe in you
01:05:03i believe in you
01:05:04get your can quarter ready
01:05:06this is gonna be legendary
01:05:09i believe in you
01:05:16high school bucket list item number fourteen
01:05:19live your beyonce
01:05:25hi everyone
01:05:26please rise
01:05:49just look at me
01:06:00oh say can you see
01:06:05by the dawn's early light
01:06:12what so proudly we hailed
01:06:17at the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:23whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:28through the perilous fight
01:06:33or the ramparts we watched
01:06:38were so gallantly streaming
01:06:42and the rocket's red glare
01:06:47the bombs bursting in air
01:06:52gave proof through the night
01:06:57that our flag was still there
01:07:02oh say does that star-spangled banner
01:07:10yet wave
01:07:15o'er the land of the free
01:07:21and the home of the brave
01:07:37stop stop
01:07:40give it up for mia
01:07:42this is gonna be your new prom queen
01:07:47see
01:07:48everyone loves you mia
01:08:06if you wanna win you gotta give them a show right
01:08:09yeah plus i like kissing you
01:08:11what were you saying
01:08:13oh nothing that i um
01:08:15i just thought i'm really
01:08:25shit that's my dad
01:08:27what is he doing here
01:08:28what is he doing here he never comes to my games
01:08:29what if i fuck up
01:08:32hey connor you're gonna be fine
01:08:36this is the big game
01:08:38mia
01:08:39this is the only game he cares about
01:08:41hey look at me
01:08:43i already know what happens
01:08:44remember
01:08:46listen
01:08:47listen in the last moment
01:08:48take that three-pointer
01:08:50it'll seem impossible
01:08:52but trust me
01:08:57i trust you
01:09:00and here we go everyone
01:09:02the big championship game
01:09:04the fairfield lions
01:09:05versus the falcons
01:09:06for the big one
01:09:07here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09let's begin
01:09:37and ten seconds left
01:09:39home team is down
01:09:40two points
01:09:41and connor
01:09:42oliver
01:09:42has the ball
01:09:58he's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:10:00and there he goes
01:10:04yes he scores
01:10:06the fairfield lions
01:10:0849 to 48
01:10:09and they win the game
01:10:20let's go
01:10:23first an a
01:10:24and now this
01:10:28expect me
01:10:29at all
01:10:30your college games
01:10:31con
01:10:32really
01:10:32really
01:10:35sorry
01:10:36for
01:10:36missing out on this
01:10:39and on you
01:10:44i couldn't be more proud son
01:10:47looks like you got a fan
01:10:48who feels the same
01:10:51congratulations
01:10:51congratulations
01:10:52yeah
01:10:53oh
01:10:55yeah
01:10:56you were right about everything
01:10:58oh
01:10:59am i being pumped
01:11:02pimply mouth
01:11:03but either isn't going to steal con con
01:11:04and my crown
01:11:07we will take her down
01:11:08we will take her down
01:11:09with the tax
01:11:09for good
01:11:10i won because of you
01:11:12no no
01:11:13he won because of you
01:11:14i just gave you a little hint
01:11:17but i do accept payment
01:11:19and kisses
01:11:22i could do a lot better than that
01:11:35wait
01:11:37should we be doing this
01:11:39i mean what about your crush
01:11:40the girl you've worked so hard for
01:11:43it's you mia
01:11:44it always has been
01:11:50holy circuits
01:12:02it
01:12:03it
01:12:04it
01:12:04it
01:12:06it
01:12:08it
01:12:10it
01:12:11it
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:48You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:56I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:15And what about Brown tonight?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to them?
01:13:23I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:31It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:52It's so hot.
01:13:58Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:09Mia Watkins, will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:40Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:46I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to?
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00Why don't they get the game?
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06I don't know.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry, say it again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:29I...
01:15:34I'm from...
01:15:34the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:15:47Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents, or the cops, or, uh, an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:54You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future...
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12Hi.
01:16:12How's Lost Island?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:19And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:26But...
01:16:26This dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me with this?
01:16:35Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:16:43Look at all the time.
01:16:47Oh, mark the sword.
01:16:52Let's see.
01:16:52Oh, mark the sword.
01:17:00You look like a queen.
01:17:00Kind of a flame.
01:17:04This is my head.
01:17:04This is my head.
01:17:04You look like a queen.
01:17:04I Harvey's.
01:17:04I belong here.
01:17:04I'm a baby.
01:17:10You look like a queen.
01:17:29Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:12Oh, Con Con, you look so great.
01:18:15Black is definitely a color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26I don't, I want Mia.
01:18:29Oh, but I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Con Con.
01:18:40Think about your future.
01:18:43My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:54You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:14Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:45Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:49I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:20:25Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:20:29Mia Watkins, Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:21:00While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:30Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:43I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03No, you're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20It looks like we have a winner.
01:22:27And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:22:37Jessica Hart!
01:22:44I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, it's okay.
01:22:47This is your moment.
01:22:49You earned it.
01:22:54I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, king.
01:23:02It's for the yearbook.
01:23:07You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believe to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:33Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47These are fake.
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54No.
01:23:55Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia?
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:05It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:11Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25They actually voted for me.
01:24:27I never doubted that.
01:24:30Or you.
01:24:38high school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:45The crown is fine.
01:24:48I'm the popular one.
01:24:49I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader.
01:24:53What more do you people want?
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:20Security!
01:25:20Security!
01:25:21No!
01:25:21No!
01:25:21It was Mia!
01:25:22Mia!
01:25:23She...
01:25:24She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:25:27I swear!
01:25:28I don't care!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:41She's so nasty.
01:25:43That's nothing mean.
01:25:44Fuck.
01:25:45You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes.
01:26:05I want you to.
01:26:08Go away no matter when or where you are.
01:26:11You can find me.
01:26:13You a little time traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Hey.
01:26:33Hey.
01:26:34Hey.
01:26:35Hey.
01:26:37Hey.
01:26:41Hey.
01:26:48Hey.
01:26:48You tripped and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yes.
01:26:57Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:16Everything that happens in your year came true.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:29Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen,
01:27:52senior year to taking on the whole world,
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:28:04Give me a lot, kids.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:15Yes!
01:28:22I can't believe this is happening.
01:28:25You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:29Yes.
01:28:31Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:34Not in a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess...
01:28:39Some things...
01:28:40Some things...
01:28:41You never see coming.
01:28:43I always knew.
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