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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about this.
01:14You can see,
01:15every person has been making a video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20you know how to do this.
01:21Guys,
01:50today I have made a
01:52then highlighter, blush, lip gloss
01:54and finally you have a magenta mascara
01:58and you have a no makeup look.
02:00No makeup look.
02:05First, 28 things are the same as the face.
02:082 inches up and the baby looks like this.
02:13The little girls of small cities
02:15are also the same as YouTube.
02:18Hi guys!
02:19Guys, guys, so everyone has a look like the cats' houses.
02:22Hi guys!
02:24You can comment on the video that you are very bad.
02:27Guys, straight to the wall, you can't do it!
02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one man who has a blouse.
02:39They are hearing from the young man who is wearing a normal face.
02:44The baby says that when she's wearing a face,
02:49she has a face in the casket,
02:51and she's wearing a mask.
02:53You can't do that?
02:55Yes!
02:55We have a different channel of people.
02:56They are coming from the back.
02:58They are running along.
02:59They are introducing some expressions.
03:12foreign
03:20foreign
03:34Who will give you money for your father?
03:38But this is true,
03:39those talented people,
03:42they become super-star from their work, their original content,
03:44and their own channel.
03:46Today's two of them are stars.
03:49They have a lot of views on their channel.
03:51Let's call them.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:16Welcome, welcome, welcome to all of you.
04:18Oh my God.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:29What a story, what a story.
04:31What a story.
04:32Do you see how many people love you?
04:34It's just a happy that we are out of jail.
04:39You all know how much you know these two of them?
04:41In the past year,
04:43the most important thing to search for the celebrities.
04:47People have searched on the internet.
04:50The police also searched for the other people.
04:54What did you feel like last year?
04:56How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:58This whole studio has two people who are going to the Supreme Court.
05:03They are Kham and Siddhu Paji.
05:13That's why I wrote a song for you.
05:15Come on, come on.
05:20Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:24Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:25Don't be afraid of being thirsty.
05:31We are not them who leave the park from a kid.
05:35As the first time it's been the coffin.
05:43And if she hit her a joke today,
05:47we will all be able to die this.
05:49No, no, no.
05:52It feels like I am knocked off.
05:55Today, I will take a little coaching with a bounce back,
05:58how to do bounce back.
05:59Last time Ranbir and Samir were at the same time,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:02Yes.
06:03So, today, you'll be at the same time,
06:05we'll take coffee or we'll take anti-spitry bail before.
06:13Did you watch later on?
06:14I saw many episodes, I also had a phone.
06:16foreign
06:26foreign
07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
07:46Yeah, yeah
07:51Yeah, yeah
07:53Yeah, yeah
08:05My idea was coming.
08:08After this controversy, do you have another phone show to do live shows?
08:12Or do you have the books that you said before?
08:15Advance too?
08:16The phone is very nice, but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26How do you do it? I don't know.
08:29I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call of Kapil sir came.
08:31Now, I don't know what it was, what it was, what it was,
08:34he said,
08:35whatever your good time is going,
08:38your bad time is going.
08:44We were waiting for another.
08:45Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56That's why they did it.
08:58In two weeks, when I was quiet,
09:01that's why you had to take puppies.
09:07Kapil, you years and years ago,
09:09in 2004 or 2005,
09:102007.
09:12As you thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:15Oh!
09:16What the hell?
09:17It's good.
09:19It's good.
09:19It's good.
09:20It's good for you.
09:21It's good for you.
09:27It's good for you.
09:28It's good for you.
09:28It's good for you.
09:28It's good for you.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29Before I would say that
09:31their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close your show.
09:36Then leave your soul.
09:38Then leave your soul.
09:39It will be clean for you.
09:40So your heart will be clean for you.
09:42In the last year,
09:44our friends are very hard.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's right.
09:48That's right.
09:50That's right.
09:53What a joke, son!
09:54That's right.
09:55It's true.
09:55It's true.
09:55It's true.
09:59When there's a thing,
10:00a man has a little blood.
10:01It's a charge.
10:02It's a charge.
10:03When you prepare your set of comedy,
10:05you'll hear your friends.
10:07You'll hear your attorney.
10:09Sir,
10:10I'm with a lawyer.
10:10I see him from him.
10:12I've been walking.
10:19I've got a coming.
10:24I was dead,
10:25I've broke the wall.
10:29I've just got the reinHub.
10:29But I'm just like,
10:30I'm just like you.
10:31Yeah.
10:32It's been time for the military.
10:34Mr. Wyname,
10:35I don't look like you.
10:35Mr. Wyname,
10:36just in the last week.
10:37I've been separated by the house.
10:38Mr. Wyname.
10:38Mr. Wyname.
10:39Mr. Wyname.
10:40Mr. Wyname.
10:41Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You have been watching our minds that we have heard.
10:47Thank you, sir. Thank you, brother.
10:52Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that I would come to you with one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if you close a door,
11:19then you open ten doors.
11:21Do you want to see the doors?
11:23The most people are killing me, sir.
12:01Good evening, and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:10Thank you, sir. Please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20You're happy.
12:21You're happy.
12:23Siddupa ji, today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:26Do you both know?
12:27You're happy.
12:30You're happy.
12:31You can take someone on a Netflix platform.
12:33In 192 country,
12:34where people are watching.
12:35Then, the person also makes a YouTube channel.
12:37I'm sure I'm talking about it.
12:40If there are four people in one house,
12:43then their mother is different.
12:45They are different.
12:45They are different.
12:46They are different.
12:46They are different.
12:47I'm talking about it.
12:50If you say,
12:52you see,
12:53every person is made a video.
12:56Now, you see so much of their videos,
12:58that I'm putting in this kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:01you've got to do three of them.
13:05You've got to work on aارan.
13:07You've got to work on alan.
13:08You've got to work on some other channel.
13:09You've got to do this.
13:11You know,
13:13you've got to do the rightsy.
13:16You've got to work on some other channel.
13:19Alright,
13:22then,
13:22you've got to work on aatellite.
13:22You've got to work on a vacation.
13:23You've got to work on a vacation.
13:24It's been a long time for the vacation to work on the vacation.
13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
13:28You put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner and no makeup looks better.
13:42No makeup looks better.
13:43Before that, the 28 things you put in your mouth.
13:46You look like a small two inches.
13:48You also look like this.
13:51You look like this.
13:52The small towns of small towns.
13:54They are also on YouTube.
13:56Hi, guys.
13:58Guys, you all have to take a look like the cows at home.
14:01Hi, guys.
14:02Please comment on the video that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, I'm going to work with the cows.
14:10Guys, I'm going to tell you about the backless blouse.
14:14Look, only one person has a blouse.
14:17Looks like a large man.
14:18Actually, you can take a look like a normal person.
14:20Walk to study.
14:23There's a lot of people that speak after that.
14:26Just like, when you put the어서,
14:27you'll find a tattoo.
14:29Will you do a tattoo on your lips?
14:31This is a different channel of knowledge,
14:34the other people you stuff.
14:36Sometimes they laugh and they laugh.
14:38They laugh over.
14:38They have expressions like
14:39Harun Gowil and Ahloknath.
14:41Mix the expression.
14:42You look like,
14:43I'm getting confused by it.
14:43I will open the door and say,
14:46the problem is a peace.
14:49Everyone is living.
14:52This is life is 4 days.
14:54The baby says,
14:55I will take a name from my mother,
14:5625 days.
14:58I will give you life.
15:02Some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Make your bag and roll.
15:08The world is waiting for you.
15:10If you comment below
15:11Who will give you money for your father?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20they are made of their work,
15:21their original content
15:22and their own channel.
15:24Today, our two people
15:26are the stars of their channel.
15:29Please welcome
15:31Mr. Samirana
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:41którą
15:49How would you go?
15:54Welcome.
15:55Welcome welcome
15:55oh right.
15:58Welcome welcome
16:08What's relevant?
16:16foreign
16:19foreign
16:20foreign
16:23foreign
16:23This is what we call celebrities.
16:26People were searching for the internet.
16:28The police have searched for different people.
16:32What did you feel last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37There were two people in this whole studio who went to Supreme.
16:41They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
16:51This is why I wrote a share for you.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:58We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:02We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:04We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:06We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:13We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:14Before the war, we will be afraid of ourselves.
17:22And Paji, if he has beaten us one more joke today,
17:25we will all be able to get out of sport.
17:30It's like I'm lost at home.
17:33Today, we will have a little coaching with you.
17:36How do we bounce back?
17:37The last time Ranveer and Sameh were together,
17:39there was a police case.
17:40This was a police case,
17:41but now you have two at home.
17:44You will be ill after this.
17:45You will drink coffee,
17:45or you will be banished to drink coffee,
17:45or you will be an anticipatory bail.
17:50What are you watching late in the night?
17:53I saw a lot of episodes.
17:54I was on many episodes
17:54but I was also on a phone with you.
17:55I was on my phone call.
17:57I said,
17:57why did this case not happen?
17:59So,
18:00And,
18:00and my note,
18:01when my show was closed,
18:03I got called one day before.
18:04I got called a call that
18:06something bad is going on.
18:07Is it correct?
18:09is that true or not?
18:10I said, look, look, you've come in the eyes,
18:12let's move on a little,
18:14so I told myself that I don't have any entriyami.
18:19You say anything, but when you're famous,
18:22you can't even say anything.
18:24But I just want to tell both brothers and sisters,
18:30that you don't have married.
18:32As many people work together,
18:34they are two kids.
18:35So we'll do a little bit.
18:37I did a little bit.
18:38You say to me, sir.
18:39No, no, no.
18:41I wasn't.
18:45Today is a family friendly zone.
18:47Now we'll be as family friendly.
18:49No, no, but Ranbir is very loving
18:51and these controversies have all of you.
18:54They come to learn all of you.
18:56I'm sure you've learned many things too.
18:58People feel so much love today.
19:03When the show ended,
19:08I was like, I'm going to give you a call.
19:10I'm going to give you a call.
19:12I'm going to give you a call.
19:13And I'm not going to give you a call.
19:15Where did you call?
19:17My brother came to a audience and I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that.
19:23So, I'm going to give you a call.
19:25I'm not going to give you a call.
19:29I didn't have an idea.
19:31I just went to a day and I said,
19:34I said, come on.
19:34I just knew that everything was happening.
19:36When you saw this clip,
19:38then you said, come on, come on.
19:42I was going to leave my house.
19:46After that,
19:48you have to do more shows.
19:49Do you do more shows?
19:50Or do the books that you said?
19:52Keep your advance.
19:54The phone is very nice,
19:56but today, comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know?
20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
20:06I don't know.
20:07At that time, genuinely,
20:08the first call came to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know what he was saying.
20:12He said,
20:13whatever your good time is going,
20:16your bad time will go.
20:18We were waiting.
20:23Something will happen.
20:24Something will happen.
20:25Sir,
20:25I don't know.
20:28At that time,
20:28Kapil sir,
20:29he also stopped tweeting.
20:34Who did he do it?
20:36In two weeks,
20:37the rest of the night,
20:38Udith Narayan
20:39also stopped the puppies.
20:45Kapil,
20:46you came in 2004 or 2005.
20:492007.
20:51As I thought,
20:51in 2007,
20:52this guy is the same.
20:54Oh!
20:54I don't know.
20:55It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:58Sumit,
20:59it's a compliment for you.
21:05It's great.
21:06It's great.
21:06It's fresh.
21:07It's fresh.
21:07First,
21:08I would like to say,
21:08that his heart is very clean.
21:11That's what people should know.
21:12No.
21:14You should close the show.
21:15Then,
21:15leave your life.
21:17Then,
21:18it will be clean.
21:20In the last year,
21:22our friends are getting worse.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:25That's right.
21:26That's right.
21:27That's right.
21:31What a lie.
21:32That's right.
21:33That's right.
21:33That's right.
21:34That's right.
21:37What a lie.
21:39Is itWhereval'sbsit.
21:40Manor's charge,
21:42the worsen,
21:43is it the court.
21:47Sir,
21:48I am the lawyer
21:48as well.
21:52This one,
21:53works in the attic.
21:55So,
21:56man,
21:56I have a comedy theatre here, Habitat.
21:59It's a very important thing.
22:00Every week, we have a call from the venue.
22:04Oh, my God!
22:07I want to talk about you, sir.
22:09First of all, sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People have come and they have offended.
22:17They don't have to talk about.
22:19You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:23You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
22:32In fact, I'm watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I'm going to be on TV one day.
22:39I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Archana Maham and Siddu Paji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:54I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:20Thank you, sir.
23:26Thank you, sir.
23:26Thank you, sir.
23:27Thank you, sir.
23:28You are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31You and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and the comedy circus.
23:35I follow every episode.
23:37Then I do not know what to say.
23:39What should I say?
23:47Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
23:55You're good, man.
24:12You're good, man.
24:13You're good, man.
24:17You're good, man.
24:20You're good.
24:21They're bad.
24:24But when we went to the police station,
24:27there was a lot of fans of Siddupaajji.
24:30They were shooting their dialogue.
24:32They said, let's go, let's go.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:44Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:46You're good, man.
24:47Tell me about beer bicep.
24:50When I started,
24:52the goal was to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:00I thought it was cool.
25:04But over time,
25:05I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still a little.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16Or do you have a liquor license?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18It's a liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21you're a big joke on your grandma.
25:25You've never said,
25:26why are you losing my family's family?
25:29Why are you losing my family's family?
25:30Do you lose my family's family?
25:31Do you lose my family's family?
25:31Do you lose my family's family?
25:33If I'm a singer,
25:35I can write a song in my grandma's family.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37I can write a song in my grandma's family.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I can write a joke in my grandma's family.
25:43Well said, well said.
25:44And I have some awareness.
25:47Like my grandma and my grandma,
25:50I was at home at that time.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me,
25:59do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:001-0-0 is the only call there.
26:03That's the police?
26:04Yes.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06Brother,
26:07I called him for 102.
26:08Who comes to it?
26:09Fire.
26:10He said,
26:11where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13the fire will be in the morning.
26:25Some parents said,
26:26I watched my child's video.
26:28Yes, the parents said.
26:36I liked the couple sharmash show.
26:39I liked the couple sharmash show.
26:40There's also a story,
26:41a genuine story.
26:43My grandfather was very much watching.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But the couple sharmash show was very much.
26:50Where are they,
26:51they're so happy today.
26:52Thank you brother.
26:53Big, big day.
27:16good evening and welcome to the great
27:18and welcome to the great evening and welcome to the great evening and welcome to the
27:25Thank you, thank you.
27:26Please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Situ Bhadi, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:43You can take someone on Netflix like this,
27:48in the 192 countries,
27:50where people are watching.
27:51Then, someone makes their own YouTube channel,
27:53I'm sure I'm talking about it.
27:56If you have 4 people in one house,
27:58then your mother is different,
28:00your father is different,
28:01your children are different.
28:03This time I'm talking about you.
28:05You mean,
28:07you see,
28:09every person is making a video.
28:11You've got so many channels,
28:13I've been in the kitchen.
28:15Guys,
28:16today I've made a bread and bread.
28:21My husband's mouth is open and open.
28:23And he makes bread.
28:26Then he makes bread.
28:27Then he makes bread.
28:28Then he makes bread.
28:29Then he makes bread.
28:30Then he makes bread.
28:33Then he makes bread.
28:34Then he makes bread.
28:38And he makes bread.
28:39Then he makes bread.
28:39I'm dying.
28:40Guys,
28:42I'm trying to blend.
28:42put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little highlighter.
28:46Then a blush.
28:47Then a lip gloss.
28:49And finally,
28:50you're wearing magenta and mascara.
28:52And your new makeup looks.
28:58Since the first part,
28:59that you have 28 things then.
29:00I'm a girl on my face.
29:02I'm going to go to the top two inches.
29:03I'm going to go to the top two.
29:05I'm going to go to the top two.
29:07The little dogs of the small towns.
29:10They also have the YouTube.
29:12Hi, guys.
29:13Guys, you guys, so I'm going to get rid of it like the animals.
29:16Hi, guys.
29:17Okay, you can comment on them.
29:18You look bad.
29:20Guys, you guys are going to come to the street.
29:22You're going to work.
29:26Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
29:31foreign
29:45foreign
29:58It would shut your eyes.
30:00They say it's like a peaceful situation.
30:05Life is living everyone.
30:07This is four days for life.
30:09She tells her that,
30:10Why is your name that four days?
30:11She says,
30:11I have no name for 25 days.
30:14She says,
30:18Now, some people make video for traveling.
30:21Seem your bag and go out and fly it.
30:23The beautiful world they are waiting for you.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
31:13Welcome
31:14Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!
31:23What a story. What a story. What a story.
31:25How do you love your people?
31:27It's just a great joy that we're out of jail.
31:32You all know exactly the same.
31:35In the last year we've been searching for celebrities.
31:41This is the one that I have written on the internet.
31:43People were searching for the internet.
31:44The police have been searching for different people.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:52There were two people in this whole studio
31:55who went to Supreme Court.
31:57They were Hum and Siddhupaji.
32:06That's why I have written a letter for you.
32:09Come on.
32:13We will be afraid of our own problems.
32:17We will be afraid of our own problems.
32:19We will be afraid of our own problems.
32:22We will not leave the streets with a piece of paper.
32:28We will leave the streets with a place.
32:30Before we leave the streets,
32:31we will be afraid of our own problems.
32:37And if you have a joke today,
32:41we will be able to get all of these.
32:45It feels like I have lost my house.
32:49Today, you will have a little coaching
32:50about how to bounce back.
32:52Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
32:55there was a police case.
33:16One day before I got the call.
33:24But today, you will be together.
33:25Or do you like the anti-sweetery bale?
33:25I said, look, look, you're coming in the eyes and going a little bit, so I'm telling myself that I
33:31don't have any interest in my experience.
33:34You don't have to say anything, but when you're famous, then you can't say anything.
33:43But I just want to tell both my brothers, look, you don't have married.
33:47All the people who work in our show are the two kids.
33:51So today we'll do a little bit.
33:52I did a little bit, sir.
33:55No, no, no.
33:56No, no, no.
34:01Today we'll be family friendly.
34:03Today we'll be family friendly.
34:05No, no, but Ranveer is very beloved.
34:07And these controversies are all about you.
34:12I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
34:14People, let's see you so much.
34:19When the show closed,
34:21What happened to you before?
34:22Who had called you before?
34:23What happened to you before?
34:24I already called you for my lawyer.
34:28And his phone didn't get me wrong.
34:30Okay, so where are you going with the phone?
34:32My brother came here in an audience and I went home to their house.
34:38He's here for acting.
34:39So, the person who gave up the job is the only job.
34:45I didn't have an idea.
34:46Direct one day, it was about an hour.
34:48And when I came, I said, come on.
34:50Then I knew that everything was happening.
34:52So, when I saw this clip, I said, come on, come on.
34:57I said, come on.
34:58It was the idea of leaving my house.
35:01After this controversy, you had a phone to do more shows.
35:04Do you have a live show or have a book to give you the first one?
35:08Keep it in advance.
35:10The phone is very good, sir.
35:11But today, the comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:19Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil, sir.
35:25I didn't know until now.
35:26I don't know if it was the price, the price, the price, the price.
35:28What was it?
35:28He said, whatever your good time is going on,
35:31your bad time is going on.
35:33It's going on.
35:38We were waiting.
35:39Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:43At that time, Kapil, sir, stopped tweeting.
35:48What was it?
35:52Who was it for?
35:52Two weeks in the last couple of days,
35:54she stopped seeing a puppy.
35:55I don't want to take a look at it.
36:00Man, Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005, right?
36:042007.
36:06As I felt like in 2007, this girl was the same.
36:09Oh!
36:10It's lovely.
36:11It's fun.
36:12It's fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:15It's fun.
36:16It's fun.
36:19It's fun.
36:20It's fun.
36:22It's like a breath of freshness.
36:23First, I would like to say that her heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, don't you close someone's show.
36:30Then leave your life.
36:33It'll be clean.
36:34It'll be clean.
36:36In the last year, our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40That's how I feel.
36:41That's how I feel.
36:42That's how I feel.
36:43That's how I feel.
36:44That's how I feel.
36:46What a joke, son.
36:48That's how I feel.
36:49That's how I feel.
36:49That's how I feel.
36:49Okay.
36:51Okay.
37:01I'm gonna do.
37:05Okay, or how and how.
37:07Okay?
37:08Thank you,
37:08You're saying
37:10After,
37:15Even when,
37:17What?
37:19Oh, my God.
37:40Thank you, sir.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:47Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
37:50Like, across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream,
37:53that I'm going to be on TV one day.
37:55I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much,
38:07Archana Ma'am and Siddu Paji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10My God, if you close one door,
38:13you open ten doors.
38:15You're the door to see the doors.
38:29I love you guys.
38:32I love you guys.
38:33I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:40I love you guys.
38:43I love you guys.
38:43I love you.
38:48I love you guys.
38:50I love you guys.
38:55I love you guys.
39:04You are a part of my whole childhood.
39:09I
39:11Genuinely sir, I have been doing all the time
39:14But I will do a little bit more
39:16Because I have never been out of the world
39:19I have never been out of zero
39:26He has been out of me
39:28He has been out of me
39:29He has been out of me
39:32He has been out of me
39:34I think it seems to me to come back to it.
39:35I was batting strong.
39:40But when we both went to the police station,
39:43there was a lot of fans of Siddhupaji.
39:46They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
39:48He said, throw it, throw it, throw it.
39:54Oh, my God!
40:01Oh, my God!
40:02Let me tell you, how did beer bicep?
40:06When it started,
40:08the goal was to create a fitness channel.
40:10I thought it was a cool name.
40:12People have names in wrestling.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought it was cool.
40:19But over time,
40:21I didn't drink beer.
40:23The bicep is still here.
40:26But the name is a little popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have to take a liquor license?
40:30Do you have to take a liquor license?
40:31Do you have to take a liquor license?
40:32No, no, no.
40:33It's a liquor license given.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37this is a big joke on your grandma's grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said,
40:42why are you losing my family's family?
40:45Why are you losing my family?
40:46Are you losing jokes on your grandma's grandma's grandma?
40:59Are they true?
41:01How are you losing my family?
41:06How can I get a liquor license?
41:07I've lost my family.
41:08I've lost my family.
41:09I've lost my family.
41:11I've lost my family.
41:12And I've lost my family.
41:14Tell me,
41:15I know how do you know the ambulance?
41:16One zero zero is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police.
41:20I don't remember, brother.
41:22I called for 102.
41:23Who is it? Fire truck.
41:26Where did the fire look?
41:28I said, the fire looks like it in the morning.
41:40Did some parents come and say,
41:42let's see my child's video.
41:43Yes, my parents said,
41:45what?
41:52My parents really like Kapil Sharma show.
41:55There is a story, a genuine story.
41:58My dad was a lot.
42:00He was bedridden in his final phase.
42:02But Kapil Sharma show is a lot.
42:05Wherever he is, he is very happy.
42:07Thank you brother.
42:08Big big day.
42:11You are an amazing comedian.
42:14So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:20Stand up.
42:20In this case,
42:22I don't know how he does it.
42:39I don't know how he does it.
42:41I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done.
42:43It is unbelievable.
42:46It is unbelievable.
42:47Here is a legend better than Einstein.
42:49Thank you brother.
42:49I love you.
42:51This is what people do.
42:53When you love them,
42:54you have confidence.
42:56And what is normally happening?
42:58Sometimes we make a script,
42:59sometimes we don't have a script,
43:00sometimes we don't have a script,
43:01sometimes we don't have a script.
43:07And this is your love.
43:13Kapil Phaji,
43:14I want to ask a question.
43:17Why?
43:18Why?
43:24Why?
43:33Why?
43:34Why?
43:37You feel very good.
43:40That helps dinner with some people.
43:47When you find someone who is a police officer,
43:49you are shocked.
43:49We areiek yourself of a Trump production room.
43:49That's so huge.
43:54I feel good.
43:59We're as a game as well.
44:02What the fuck?
44:03There was no drama on Netflix,
44:04you regret the same time,
44:04Then the rest of the things come. So I feel a blessing.
44:08I've also seen so many films and actors who have watched our show,
44:13so I feel like this is a true dream or a true dream.
44:17It's a life that everything happens.
44:19I'm doing a show run in the old days.
44:21My brother has a little bit less, but he's talking about death.
44:27In the old days, it's hard to go to the world and go to the world.
44:34You can't talk about death.
44:38And what do you talk about today?
44:40I can talk about death.
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