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00:10you should see the other guy
00:14no, really
00:16I took everything from him
00:30morning
00:37hey guy hey buddy why does your desk have a patina of like crumbs and
00:42disrespect hi hey I need you to get it together today it's Bardoff day Karl
00:49Bardoff is on his way and what are you gonna say to a man like him nothing
00:55nothing you're an MPC I am and no no no MPCs don't talk especially not when
01:01Bardoff's here okay didn't he like invent spam excuse me you are not fit to wipe
01:07the ass of the guy who wipes Bardoff's ass and no he didn't invent spam he made
01:11the platform which made it insanely profitable yes Bardoff invented the
01:18future no yeah yes hey bright smiley faces today
01:23yes yes
01:44come on there's still some crumbs
01:52take photos hey carl carl carl carl welcome hey is that makeup all right you see where smoke
02:00closed last night up 17 i hope you took that bet and don't forget to short it then long it
02:05you're gonna tell me how you did it oh look at you seeching me already and non-violently i like
02:11that i like this new you we'll show you everything once we settle on board seats okay yes on that
02:17uh
02:18my main man here uh stan good man you met him last time what do you think about one seat
02:22for me and
02:23one for my number two here you let him call you that how about four we'll just do a whole
02:28dinner
02:28set two is appropriate oh you'd really feel better with two but i would not but your enthusiasm for
02:35what we do in the area of predictive making a fuck ton is noted perhaps we should um hold off
02:42on the
02:42pictures while we figure this out still have some questions do we still then to the dunkin den
02:52follow me
03:00sit sit sit can i get you a yerba mate how about a nitro tea
03:06nope how about three hundred million for two seats and a two hundred percent premium for half
03:12your voting shares founders class no not giving up my class a enhanced voting rights or human rights
03:17for me but um one seat for 300 with uh performance milestones towards uh second i think we are putting
03:27the cart before the horseshit here how did you know about orlando either that was some sort of trick
03:32or no wasn't a trick at all then prove it like i said once you're on board i could be
03:38on board a
03:38giga yacht right now sipping a 300 year old cognac with an android beverly d'angelo but i'm here
03:46i just want to look under the hood before i buy the damn car car car car you are a
03:51legend
03:51a crotchety jedi master and i want you inside i do i do but like as a hunchback monk whispering
03:59into the king's ear of course signaling to the streets that we are worth the investment no no
04:04no i have taken too much shrapnel to be anybody's dancing bear duncan period duncan yes is it okay
04:10if carl and i confab on your couch over there you're gonna get your number two all over my couch
04:14that's funny of course of course give him room
04:31gentlemen we will be right back
04:37what nanomarks did she die
04:42source that cupertino has confirmed hypergnosis is not being acquired by the tech giant
04:47ceo duncan parker was suspect of leaking news of the biome
04:56uh can you kill the internet kill the kill the internet
05:04i can turn off the wi-fi
05:11for a second there i thought you were a unicorn turns out you're just a jackass with a dildo taped
05:15to his head this is just static carl uh a reporter just trying to stir the pot you know
05:20you you know and i know what wall street doesn't okay uh i mean the algo the predictive algo orlando
05:27how much money did you make huh tim hi yeah well listen you're a piece of shit too uh-huh
05:34yeah i heard is it true meeting didn't even happen dead less than an hour okay thank you and
05:41you're gonna eat me cupertino's him really you hate him he's lying he okay two seats two seats
05:47okay you're twisting my arm here what's our stock out now huh what's the price down ten percent
05:53then jump on in jump on in grab the glory you know stop that slide you know it all sounds
05:58a little
05:58bit too spry for a hunchback monk like me listen right i'm i am sorry i am sorry you are
06:04superman i'm
06:05i'm lolis lane okay so how about you fly around the world you know turn back time kiss me back
06:10to
06:10life i i i i i i am i am what am i doing i am begging oh yeah oh
06:32it's been a while since i smelled man blood
06:34nummy nummy nice stan where's it at now same buy-in gets a 17 of the company oh hold on
06:41that's refreshing nope 18 you you go down this route you get nothing you lose me permanently 19
06:52hold on 20.7 oh that's a nice slice of beef right there but duncan only owns 20 who's duncan
07:20duncan um that's my phone
07:2720.9 percent okay bye
07:31and uh okay bye
07:53must you
07:55uh okay
08:07uh okay
08:23uh
08:27Morning, Xander.
08:31Hey, what are you doing back there?
08:34Oh, hello, Martin. I... I messed up.
08:39What's that on your forehead, buddy? Come closer.
08:44I'm sorry. I'll get rid of it.
08:46Was that a bruise, or...?
08:48I may have had an accident, playing with the haptics.
08:52Stupid me. My fault, my fault.
08:56Xander, stop that. Nothing's your fault.
08:59Now, let's get to the bottom of this, okay?
09:02There is no bottom, Martin. You can always go lower.
09:19Build it. Break it. Build it. Break it. Build it.
09:24You break it. You build it. You break it.
09:27Fuck!
09:37Jesus.
09:39Nothing happier?
09:40Come on, Gero.
09:41I'm going to be here.
09:41Bye.
09:52Bye.
09:53Bye.
10:05Bye-bye.
10:07Bye.
10:08Bye.
10:10Bye.
10:13Microwave, one inch
10:16Slipped
10:16And two
10:20Okay
10:25How do you not have a microwave?
10:28And one of you killed yourself, God
10:32I can't even order anything
10:34I can't
10:47What's so wrong with the internet?
10:49Huh?
10:51It made us a lot of money
10:52It made us a lot, a lot of money
10:54Oh, you're ashamed
10:56You're ashamed
10:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you don't know shame
11:00You are the brains, right?
11:01The brains
11:02Well, try me in the face
11:03How do I have to do it?
11:08Fuck!
11:17Um
11:20Lelantro
11:21Flores Rojas
11:24Over there
11:25Si
11:26Merci, guys
11:28Lili
11:29Bibi
11:32Oh
11:33What are you doing here?
11:36Thelma, some iced tea
11:37Hibiscus
11:38Sure
11:38A little souvenir from Napa
11:40Oh, oh
11:41Thelma, corkscrew
11:42Sure
11:44I heard you've been posting on the neighborhood chat
11:47Right
11:47And you accused Pippa Tang of being an arsonist
11:51Who burnt down your house
11:52Yes
11:53I saw it
11:56People should know who their neighbors are
12:00Sigh
12:00Okay
12:02Stadium's the absolute priority
12:03I'll apologize
12:04I will grovel
12:06I will wear my knee pad
12:09No need to
12:10I already spoke with her
12:11And it went well
12:12She's maintaining her commitment at the $40 million level
12:15So we'll announce it at the winter gala
12:19Looks like we're getting our stadium
12:21Until she burns it down
12:23I'm kidding
12:24No, that's wonderful
12:25That really is
12:26It's really wonderful
12:27No, well done Beatrice
12:29Thank you
12:29She did have one ask
12:31She wants you off the board
12:34What?
12:35Did she say that?
12:37Oh my god
12:40I mean, I run that thing
12:43Wait
12:44The others took a vote
12:46What?
12:47Look, I'm sorry
12:48But more time right now with the family could be good
12:51Sorry, was my family
12:53Or perhaps my husband's public lynching
12:55Part of the conversation here?
12:58It was a wide-ranging conversation
13:25Sorry for what?
13:28Sorry for what?
13:36Hey
13:36Hey, Jameson, what's up?
13:38How are you?
13:39Wow
13:39You look
13:40Unwell
13:42I'm just in the middle of something right now
13:44So
13:44Yeah, just
13:45Tomorrow
13:46Okay
13:46Or
13:47You could just come home
13:49Mom's upset
13:50That this house was haunted
13:51Haunted?
13:53Because of Uncle Hamish?
13:54No
13:54That was
13:55It was like five years ago
13:57It's not like he's swinging away in there
14:01So you
14:01You know what happened
14:05With my company?
14:06Yeah, some famous guy bought
14:08Like a controlling interest or something?
14:09No
14:09Not quite controlling
14:11And
14:12I still own most
14:13Well, not
14:15Quite most of it
14:16Not ideal
14:17You know
14:19You really want to own most of it
14:21If you can
14:22I know your mom's worried
14:24Right
14:24But neither
14:27Neither of you have anything to
14:29You are my rich bitches
14:32And I mean that
14:33Like how you know
14:34Gay men
14:34Say it
14:35Yeah
14:37And when you have kids of your own
14:38There'll be little rich bitches
14:40And
14:40Well, four
14:42Maybe six
14:43Probably not six
14:44Maybe three generations
14:45Of rich bitches
14:46Unless there's someone
14:47Someone had a gambling problem
14:49Or there was like a populist uprising
14:50But
14:51Just so
14:52As long as the
14:53The stock is
14:53Stable
14:54And I haven't
14:55I haven't checked on it
14:56In a bit
14:57Can you
14:58Can you go up to the street
14:59And just
15:00Check ticker
15:00H-G-N-O
15:03Yeah, no
15:04I have a firewall
15:05I don't need your help
15:06Yeah, Anushka
15:08Tess's
15:09Stepmom
15:10She's on my board
15:10And Uncle Gabe
15:12In my CFO
15:13He's not
15:14Your
15:14Actual uncle
15:15Big fuck
15:17I should
15:19I should check in on him
15:21Dad
15:22You're like having a breakdown
15:24No need to get judgy with me
15:25Okay
15:26You are the voice of what
15:28Judging is now
15:28You
15:30You stole my tungsten cube
15:32Oh my god
15:32I didn't take your stupid cube
15:34No, admit it
15:35Admit it
15:35What is it with you and this cube?
15:37Everyone's coming at me
16:03Hey Jamie, Jamie's head
16:06Hey
16:14I could just
16:16I could just
16:36Park's mess
16:37Park
16:38A masterclass
16:39In how not to lead a company
16:57Gabe
16:58Hey
16:58Gaby baby
16:59Hey
17:00Um
17:02Can I come over?
17:062.5 mil
17:072.5 mil
17:082.5 mil is a steal
17:08Around here
17:11No, yeah
17:12I, um
17:12I really appreciate
17:14The early viewing
17:16Of course
17:16You saved my ass
17:18In behavioral psych
17:18Uh-huh
17:20It's, uh
17:21Probably not big enough
17:23For offices
17:24For me and Gary
17:25I forgot
17:27You married Professor Felder
17:30Yeah, he's, uh
17:32No, yeah
17:33I did
17:34Yeah, well there's like, um
17:35Offices you can rent
17:36For like $1.75 an hour
17:37That would be a huge pay cut
17:40I'm still paying off my degrees
17:41Yeah, and Gary's got his alimony
17:44And he stuck his parents
17:45In this money pit
17:47Of a nursing home
17:48And then he had this tax penalty
17:49Oh my god
17:50I just got a medical bill
17:52That insurance won't cover
17:53Because my son
17:54Put dog shit
17:56In his stool sample
17:57Oh, okay
17:57So
18:02You wanna get high?
18:04Yeah
18:08Didn't you have your own practice?
18:10Mm
18:12Why'd you quit?
18:14Cancer
18:15Oh, shit
18:16Girl
18:17I'm great
18:19I'm all clear
18:20I make my own schedule
18:22I have to listen to those
18:23Tech bros whine about
18:25Their third homes
18:26Okay
18:27Forget money
18:28Where do you want
18:30To be?
18:32I don't know
18:33Maybe somewhere
18:34I could watch the sunrise
18:35You know
18:36Nothing
18:37Nobody in my way
18:39You should move to Gilroy
18:41Grow your own weed
18:43Get yourself some chickens
18:47I gotta ask
18:48What's Professor Felder's dick like?
19:06Human females dig offerings
19:08Men used to hunt
19:09And bring back mammoth flesh
19:11This is how it is
19:12And how it always should be
19:12What are you gonna do?
19:13Not give your female counterpart
19:15An offering?
19:15Um, hey
19:16We need to see the nutritionist lady
19:17I'm running out of the
19:18Stuff
19:20Yeah, you know
19:21Orson, I think
19:23She's the kind of person
19:24Who would give you magic beans
19:25For a heart attack, you know
19:26But it's working
19:28So
19:28It just feels like
19:29The dumb part of my brain
19:30Is telling the smart part
19:31To just shut up
19:32It's a little disconcerting
19:33But my problems are like gone
19:35Now
19:35Like they're all
19:35All gone
19:36And I'm feeling so much better
19:38Hello
19:39Hello
19:42My boys
19:46Orson
19:46Are you eating chili?
19:50Wow, it smells good
19:52Orson was just
19:53Saying how much better he feels
19:55Also, he joined the orchestra at school
19:56Hey, that's great
19:58Wow
19:59Orson, how much better?
20:01Like, basically
20:02All the way better
20:02It's great
20:04Oh my gosh
20:06Antibiotics are so
20:07You know what I mean?
20:08They just work
20:09No
20:09No, they do not
20:10They definitely didn't
20:12Okay
20:12They didn't work
20:13No
20:14They were awful
20:16Okay, well
20:17Clearly
20:19Evidence
20:19They helped
20:24Actually
20:24I stopped taking them
20:26A while ago
20:27So
20:31Why?
20:35Two thousand dollars?
20:38And right when we need
20:39Every penny?
20:40I know
20:40And behind my back
20:41He's my son
20:43Yeah, and he's crying up
20:44From some male nurturing
20:45And he's under my roof
20:46What am I supposed to do, Joanne?
20:47Not your roof, Gary
20:49Rented roof
20:49That is not the point
20:56It's Lily
20:59Duncan
21:02I know you're in there
21:04The Hummer's in the driveway
21:13I can hear the music
21:25Duncan?
21:27This has been very hard for me, too
21:30We are married
21:32I don't care if you hate me
21:33You have to talk to me
21:34Until one of us dies
21:36That's the deal
21:36Otherwise
21:39What good are we?
21:42Duncan!
21:46Bastard
21:48Bastard
22:00Enfin, ton cœur s'évade
22:03Les souvenirs en fuient
22:07Pour toi, ma cérdade
22:15Viens chanter dans la nuit
22:25Duncan!
22:31Duncan!
22:38Duncan?
22:42What the hell?
23:04I am so excited.
23:06It's really hot.
23:06I'm so excited.
23:14I'm excited, so I'll be here today.
23:18I'm so excited.
23:20I'm excited.
23:22Let's get started.
23:23I'm excited.
23:24I'm excited.
23:26I'm excited.
23:28I'm excited to be here.
24:36Too many moons, buddy!
24:39I can't do physical contact.
24:40What?
24:41Uh, dopamine fasting.
24:42Gotta purify.
24:43Dopamine's the last addiction.
24:45Yeah.
24:45Yeah, yeah.
24:46You gotta keep the neural transmitters high and tight.
24:48Yep.
24:50We got a lot to talk about.
24:51Yeah, we sure do.
25:01I think you got the right idea here.
25:04Take your weddings and live away from it all.
25:06Is that why you came?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What do you mean?
25:12You always have an angle.
25:15I needed a break.
25:17With a friend.
25:18Oldest and dearest.
25:21To be honest, I'm a little bummed you're doing this cleanse thing.
25:25I was looking forward to doing some toad licking and frog smoking.
25:29Last time I was here, remember?
25:30You were doing the gamble slut jubilee.
25:33God, you just sold your steak and you were feral.
25:37Just...
25:40Wow.
25:41It's sluts.
25:42Plural.
25:43Gamble slut is an accusation.
25:45Sluts is an invitation.
25:47Well, I left feeling like one.
25:51We gotta be stronger than that now, Duncan.
25:54Societal change perhaps collapses upon us and sooner than you think.
25:57And sooner than the people who think it soon think.
26:01Yeah.
26:03Maybe.
26:04Yeah.
26:04Yeah.
26:05There used to be men who lit the street lamps.
26:08Every night, walking around the cobblestones with a big pole of fire.
26:12You'd even know the guy.
26:14Evening, Doug.
26:14Lighting the lamps?
26:15You betcha, friend.
26:17What would we do without you?
26:20And then, Edison came up with his bright idea and it's...
26:24Whatever happened to Doug?
26:26Dollars to donuts, Doug couldn't hack it in the new frontier.
26:29Maybe Doug found his wife banging the Maytag man and grabbed the third rail of the new downtown express.
26:35Or maybe Doug picked up his old lighting pole and started smashing his neighbor's windows screaming about a revolution that
26:41his great-grandkids will finish any day now when they get replaced by AI bots.
26:46Either way, men like you and me, we gotta duck when shit fucks the fan.
26:53Get an island, get some guns, and go long on guillotines.
26:59I miss you, man.
27:02Even if you don't have the bone mass, these jaw exercises will open up the sutures of your skull.
27:06Now, obviously, the decadent females of the West are too busy riding the cock carousel to take a chance on
27:11a beta with a negative campotilt, but that's where I come in.
27:13What the hell are you watching?
27:17Was that some fascist incel shit?
27:21Orson, who is sending you videos about cocks and skull tilts?
27:27Piantile tilt is eyes, I think, and it's not fascist to know anatomy.
27:32Yes, it is.
27:33That's their whole thing.
27:35Okay, look, I came to invite you.
27:41Gary and I are going to do a quick day trip to the country, and now I think, yeah, no,
27:45not an invitation.
27:46Mandatory.
27:47We are going to go pick some apples or something, okay?
27:50And that's all there is to it.
27:53Why can't you just watch video games?
27:59Ugh, can you not touch me, please?
28:05I'm going in late.
28:08Didn't sleep a wink.
28:09Xander's behaving strangely.
28:11He generated a couch to hide behind.
28:13I just...
28:14Nana and that article.
28:17Everyone at Cupertino thinks it was me, and I'm just covering my ass.
28:20Wasn't it you?
28:23Yes, but...
28:25Can you take the goggles off, please?
28:27I need a sympathetic ear right now.
28:37My motives were to clear the air to help Cupertino, but fat chance that anyone gives me an ounce of
28:42bloody credit.
28:42Like, I just can't win.
28:44I'm sorry, but...
28:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:47What's wrong?
28:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
28:49Don't talk to the robot.
28:51Martin, I'm your wife.
28:52I'm speaking to you.
28:54I think it's you.
28:55Maybe your voice.
28:57I broke the tablet.
28:58I really don't need this right now, Martin.
28:59My fault.
29:00Xander.
29:00Not hers.
29:01Not hers.
29:02Did you have an accident?
29:03I'm sorry.
29:03I'm bad.
29:04I'll clean it.
29:05I think you should go.
29:06How could he wee himself, Martin?
29:09He's pixels.
29:10Just ducks.
29:11Can you leave, please?
29:12Stupid ducks.
29:12Right, do you care about the Tamagotchi's feelings, Menor?
29:14Goddammit, leave!
29:15Go to work!
29:16And leave me to mine!
29:24I'm not terribly surprised that isn't caught up.
29:27This keeps the vampires aware.
29:30I don't know, it's growing on me, actually.
29:35Some people just have very punchable faces.
29:39Duncan Park has a soul like that.
29:41I just...
29:42I just want to crush him.
29:44I do.
29:47Is that gay?
29:49Weren't you gay?
29:51I mean, the way he took down Orlando Lee with that big blue dolphin dick.
29:55Whack!
29:56Whack!
29:58Hey, he just doesn't quit, that guy.
30:00He just doesn't quit.
30:01He just keeps coming back.
30:03Until he ran away.
30:05Leave me with this...
30:06This nugget.
30:07This prophecy.
30:10Did you see where Smote rehired Orlando Lee?
30:13Just as Duncan foretold.
30:15How much money have we made off that?
30:17After the last shortened bump, it's...
30:19Up 21 million and change.
30:22Want to hire him back?
30:24Maybe I make him employee this time.
30:26Paychecks, smaller office.
30:27Humble him.
30:29Dominate.
30:29A guy like that, he would never do that.
30:31Ever.
30:32I would have to make him partner.
30:34I just want to crush him.
30:36And I can't crush him if I can't find him.
30:38Carl, you have other holdings that you haven't even paid any attention to.
30:41Yeah, I know that.
30:42It's because I'm allergic to tedium, Stan.
30:44Obviously, you're not.
30:45Mr. Bartle?
30:46Yes!
30:46Hi.
30:47Hi.
30:48So, I accessed the carrier portal and found a signal location.
30:51The satellite handshake gave him away.
30:53English pronoun.
30:56Please.
30:57Did you find him?
30:58Duncan was actually going to double my stock options at the next performance review.
31:02So, care to review my performance?
31:07Well, aren't you the little operator.
31:09Have you ever met our CFO, Gabe?
31:37Hello?
31:39Hello?
31:40Hello?
31:41Hello.
31:43Hello?
31:48Where are you?
31:50The wilderness.
31:52If I can't see the world, the world can't see me, right?
31:54That's how it works.
31:56Sorry about the stock and everything.
31:58No, no. I'm done, Nush.
32:00Can't go back. I don't want to go back.
32:03Oh, come on. It's just a bit of bad press.
32:06I'd rather have anything happen to me.
32:08I'd rather have a deepfake of me French kissing my own mother be passed around.
32:12I bet Bardoff already has a short list of replacement CEOs.
32:16I wouldn't know. If you recall, I resigned from the board.
32:21What? When?
32:23I sent you a registered letter, which you signed.
32:26I need you on the board. I need that vote.
32:29You said I've games.
32:30Even with games, Bardoff and I are deadlocked, and then he'll find a way to tilt the balance.
32:35I... I...
32:36Why the hell would you resign?
32:37I asked you to do one thing for me, and you never did.
32:41You said you'd call Nenna, clear my name, then you had sex with me, and you never called her.
32:46So I called her. I called her.
32:48You?
32:52You did this?
32:56You stabbed me in the back?
32:58Of my heart?
32:59Sorry, but when it's your job on the line, it's a crisis of infinite magnitude.
33:03But when it's mine, you can't be arsed.
33:05No, that's not... Why would you...
33:08Goodbye, junkie.
33:09No.
33:10No!
33:11No, I knew...
33:13God.
33:15Oh, God, no!
33:17Oh!
33:27I mean, do you think we could actually do this?
33:30I mean, we could afford it.
33:32Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to watch the sunrise over fields of wildflowers.
33:37I just...
33:38I always thought it would be from the veranda of our architecturally significant second home.
33:42Oh, yeah.
33:45Yeah.
33:46Living in the bubble, right?
33:49Well, I love it.
33:50You do?
33:51Mm-hmm.
33:52I love that it was your idea.
33:54And, um, I hate the people in Palo Alto.
33:58I do, I hate them.
33:59I know everybody deserves therapy, but that has to apply to the folks that live out here, too.
34:04Right?
34:04Whoever they are.
34:05It's less money for us, maybe.
34:07Yes, we're not surrounded by world beaters.
34:09You know, as far as neighbors and friends go, the world beaters suck.
34:15So maybe we just make peace with enough.
34:26Hey, Orson.
34:28Orson.
34:29Talk to your mom.
34:30She might have some news.
34:32Come here, buddy.
34:36What?
34:38What's the news?
34:40News?
34:41Uh, well, Gary and I are talking about, you know, nothing set in stone.
34:46But, uh, possibly to move here.
34:53When?
34:55I suppose soon.
34:56Uh, real soon.
34:58You...
34:59I just started settling in, and you want to send me to live on a farm?
35:03I can finally freaking eat like a normal person, and you won't pay for my medicine.
35:08Maybe you like me better, sick and feeble.
35:10What?
35:11How could you possibly think that?
35:13I know you did something bad.
35:16If you want to run away from whatever shit you pulled, that's fine.
35:19But you're not going to cuck me into living in fucking Garlic Town.
35:23I shouldn't make you give me the $2,000, and if I were a fascist, trust me, I would.
35:27But I don't need you, you selfish...
35:30woman.
35:38Hey, are we ready to pick some apples?
35:42No.
35:43I'm back.
35:57Hey, Gabe.
35:59Did I see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally?
36:03No, it's called perineum sunning.
36:05It increases testosterone production, root chakra optimization, and a...
36:08I'm going to try it.
36:09I'm going to try it.
36:10It's a great idea.
36:10Yeah, you have so many great ideas.
36:12Here's mine.
36:14Bardoff is going to try to fire me.
36:16We go back to HQ, right?
36:18We instigate the staff to walk out.
36:20We ride in.
36:21We rile them up.
36:22A proper uprising.
36:23Got it.
36:24Got it.
36:25And then we say to Bardoff, hey, hey, you're going to fire me?
36:28You're going to have to fire everyone.
36:31You're one move.
36:32Talking people into doing shit that's not good for anyone but you.
36:36This is why you came, right?
36:37Ensure my loyalty?
36:39Possibly your perspective while living here on a friggin' island has skewed you a little
36:42towards the paranoid.
36:44I'm just saying, there used to be gamble sluts in bikinis up there.
36:47Now there are armed guards.
36:49That's not progress.
36:50Gabe, this is what you did to Hamish.
36:52You would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence over and over and over.
36:56Yeah, you motivate, you criticize.
36:59It's called leadership.
37:00I'm sorry, someone had to be the McCartney in the band.
37:02Who else was going to do it?
37:05Hamish?
37:06You?
37:06You want to take the reins?
37:08Go swing your sunkissed balls around?
37:10Show everyone that your root chakra is optimized?
37:12I would love, I'd love to see you try.
37:14It's too late now.
37:15Well, not for me.
37:16Not for me.
37:19Call me a helicopter.
37:21I'm going to go save what is ours.
37:23Oh, okay, so you're looking out for me too.
37:25Yes, yes!
37:26Okay, well then tell me, why has my dearest closest friend still not mentioned the predictive
37:31algo he's sitting on?
37:32Wait, how?
37:36Did you talk to Barrow?
37:44Oh, God!
37:53No, no, no, no, I don't want to hear shit about betrayal.
37:56That's not the narrative here.
37:57You abandoned me.
37:59Oh, Gabe.
38:00Gabe, what did you do?
38:07Carl!
38:08And I thought I was the one stalking you the whole time.
38:13I'm here for you.
38:14Came to speak to Gabe Choi.
38:16Carl.
38:16Oh, you'll touch him?
38:17This is my ex-host Dan Dibbs.
38:19Hey, ex-host Dan.
38:19How you doing?
38:20What is that?
38:21What is that?
38:22A Tinder offer.
38:2415% above market for Gabe's voting shares.
38:28No, hey, hey, hey.
38:29No, no, no, no.
38:29You can't do that.
38:30No, I never wanted to be CFO.
38:32I took the job for Hamish.
38:33He was dead.
38:33I asked you, and you never even did the job.
38:36Okay, well, I'm done, okay?
38:36I'm out.
38:37For what it's worth, I'm giving some of this money to Francis and James.
38:40I think they're still in Wichita.
38:41Who is Francis and James?
38:44Hamish's parents, asshole.
38:46I will fix this.
38:47I will make you whole, okay?
38:49But wait.
38:49Oh, wait?
38:50Like with Fafa?
38:52No, Hamish wanted to wait, not me.
38:54No, you thought it was a movement, and it was a startup.
38:56And you talked Hamish out of selling.
38:58We could have all been billionaires.
39:00It practically killed him.
39:01Who knows?
39:02Maybe it did.
39:03I've got to admit it, Stan.
39:05Watching this man eat shit may be the only justice this world has to offer.
39:08You are a twisted prick, aren't you?
39:10You could have faxed that agreement here.
39:12Why are you here?
39:15It is because you wanted to see me, isn't it?
39:17Always about him.
39:18It is.
39:18What do you want to know?
39:19What do you want to know?
39:20How I predicted Orlando?
39:21No.
39:22I understand.
39:23If I was that lucky, I would want people to think I was a genius, too.
39:26It wasn't luck.
39:27Yeah, I'm not comfortable with the word irrevocable ever.
39:29So it wasn't algo.
39:31Did Hamish write it?
39:31Well, you can change that.
39:33Binding, maybe?
39:34Or that pink-haired whatnot.
39:35Did she come up with it?
39:37It was an oracle.
39:38I had an oracle.
39:39Oh, shit.
39:41Bullshit.
39:41I don't care, really.
39:42I don't.
39:43Girl, I would have told you everything.
39:46All you had to do was be my partner.
39:48But no.
39:49No, you're a hungry, hungry hippo, and you had to snap it all up, but you didn't think
39:53it all the way through.
39:54Nope.
39:55Because I walked.
39:56And now, you've got to ship with no captain.
39:59And I think you like me a little.
40:01I do.
40:01You like my pitch.
40:04Ten million data points on every person from birth.
40:07But then under my leadership, Nodin could have made it to 20 million.
40:10And at that point, you're not predicting behavior.
40:12You're steering it.
40:13That's why you wanted my company.
40:15You wanted to feel like God with a hard-on, didn't you?
40:18What's the feces?
40:19If it weren't for that article, the source of which was an ex-special friend of mine
40:25that I neglected.
40:26Yeah, so you reap.
40:28You sow.
40:29Was it true?
40:32Yeah, it was.
40:34So what?
40:34If that hit piece didn't come out, if I had my company, you would be on a yacht right now.
40:41Your board seat would be secure.
40:43The stock would be 50 points higher.
40:45My best friend wouldn't be backstabbing me right now.
40:48Best friends, only in the K-hole.
40:50Gabe, please tell me you're going to have a lawyer.
40:52Let's get that.
40:53Oh, gee, thank you.
40:53What, you think I'm a dingus?
40:55Oh, and Carl, soon to be none of my business, but you do not want this guy running your company.
40:59No, don't worry.
40:59This man gets nothing.
41:00Why?
41:01Why?
41:01Because you're selfish.
41:03And because you ruined my breakfast.
41:05He is selfish, and he's not a good guy.
41:07Says the man who made money off incels betting on witch girl at the orgy gets gangbanged?
41:12Really?
41:13And you?
41:14Spam?
41:16Fucking Spam.
41:17I bet right now there is a Nigerian prince just cutting you a royalty check.
41:21How much are you worth, son?
41:22Oh, uh...
41:26Amos and I were just trying to build a community, and I'm the bad guy?
41:31People exchanged candles and kayaks and shit, and then people fell in love on Fa-Fa.
41:37Never heard of him.
41:38Bullshit!
41:39Bullshit!
41:40You don't stop thinking about me.
41:41You came here to find a way to lure me back.
41:45But the problem is, you don't know how to lure.
41:48Only destroy!
41:52God.
41:53I'm not gonna sit around for this circle, jerk.
41:57God!
41:58And Carl, take me to your helicopter room.
42:00Oh, Gabe!
42:01Hey, thanks for the hospitality.
42:02Look, man.
42:03Get the fuck off me!
42:04Yeah!
42:06In our own time, eventually.
42:07Hey!
42:08Hey!
42:08Hey, hey!
42:09Turn it on!
42:10Turn it on!
42:13Yeah, he said it was fine.
42:14He said you can take the chopper, and it's fine.
42:16Gabe, you have a chopper we can borrow?
42:18Of course.
42:21And who is his special friend?
42:32What if I pay you back?
42:34I'll get a job, I promise.
42:36But that stuff, without it, I'll just go back to the way I was, and I cannot do that.
42:43So, please...
42:44No, I get it.
42:45I get it.
42:45Um, I had, when I was your age, zits, migraines, and man boobs.
42:53I'm into man boobs, maybe.
42:54I've come back a little bit.
42:56Um, no.
42:58But we do need to respect your mom on this.
43:00She said no.
43:01And also, I can't really recommend something unregulated from somebody who spells science with a Y.
43:07We can do better.
43:09But I promise you, if insurance covers it, I'll help you.
43:25I spent an hour this morning meditating on the terrors that teens face.
43:31I mean, even if you make it through high school without a shooting, then what?
43:35Right?
43:35Like, AI, it is a poison weed that is choking your generation.
43:39I mean, there's not an image or a sound you can trust in the whole world, in the earth.
43:44It's on fire.
43:45I mean, it's no wonder that you feel like someone is clear-cutting your gut bio.
43:49Right?
43:51Oh!
43:52Approved.
43:52Hmm.
43:53Oh, thank you.
43:57Ah, shit.
44:00It's your old friend.
44:02Don't want to burst in uninvited.
44:04You know, respect the boundaries.
44:05Hello.
44:06Hey, listen.
44:07I have a treat for you.
44:11Hear me out.
44:11I've been very...
44:12Hey!
44:13Whoa!
44:13Whoa!
44:14Whoa!
44:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
44:15Put that down!
44:16Leave, Duncan.
44:17Breaking and entering again?
44:19Come on, just stop.
44:19You're leaving now.
44:20Five-minute shoes.
44:22Five-minute shoes, okay?
44:23I'll be...
44:24Come on, Jojo.
44:25Our kids go to school together.
44:26I'm not putting it down until you get out.
44:28Really?
44:29Come on!
44:29You're not going to shoot me, Jojo!
44:31You're going to shoot me?
44:32I got fired!
44:34I did.
44:34I lost my company.
44:35I lost my friends.
44:36All you can do is hurt my physical form.
44:38The rest is gone.
44:39So go!
44:48I'm okay.
44:49Thanks for asking.
44:50And I'm going to get it all back.
44:53I have been on a journey.
44:58I really have been.
44:59Did you read about me?
45:00You did.
45:01Of course you did.
45:02Of course you did.
45:02I went looking for truth.
45:08And all signs point to you.
45:11Duncan.
45:11No.
45:12No.
45:13Please, Joanne, don't be...
45:14Listen.
45:15Listen.
45:16You are my oracle.
45:17And I have an offering.
45:281.2 million dollars?
45:30Yeah.
45:30Hamish.
45:31Remember him?
45:32My old partner.
45:33You know?
45:33Anyway, he left a little money for my daughter's college fund.
45:37Sweet, right?
45:37But I took that and used it to invest in your smoke thing.
45:41And now it's a million and change.
45:43And it's yours.
45:45It's...
45:46What?
45:48It's yours.
45:49Well, I did take half of it.
45:51I do have to pay Jamie back.
45:52But the rest of it, it is yours.
45:53You deserve it.
45:55It's bulletproof, VPNed, invisible on the dark web.
45:58No one can hear you, profit.
46:00No, Duncan, I, I, I, I can't take your money.
46:04I, I don't want it.
46:06You earned it.
46:07You did.
46:08You have a gift.
46:09You really do.
46:11It went down like you said.
46:12Orlando, they turfed him.
46:14Stock went up, stock went down.
46:15And they brought him back.
46:16It was insider trading.
46:18Orlando's closest advisor was my patient.
46:21Anybody with even a little insight who had the same information I had could have figured it out too.
46:26But they didn't.
46:27And, and like, even if they did, genius is not about figuring out the solution.
46:31It's about being unhinged enough to do something outrageous with it.
46:35That's you.
46:35You did that.
46:36And you, you deserve to be rewarded.
46:41This, this has been my mistake from the very beginning.
46:44I mean, you give and you give and all I do, I do is take.
46:50That's, that's my bad.
46:52I should never have blackmailed you.
46:55Never.
46:55It should have always been a bribe.
46:58Will you be my bribe?
47:19Shoot straight, you bastards!
47:24Carl Bardoff.
47:25Thanks for coming in.
47:27Anish Kabatatera, obviously.
47:29I've heard so much about you.
47:31Mostly appalling, of course.
47:33Oh, from Big Tim.
47:34He's a good man.
47:35If you're in the market for bullshit and a pair of all birds.
47:39Why don't you tell me what I'm doing here?
47:42Well, you know the CFO, former CFO.
47:45What's his name?
47:47Gabe?
47:48Unfortunately.
47:49He sold me his shares and there it is.
47:51It's mine.
47:53So, just trying to think what to do with this place and knowing you're on the board.
48:00I'm not anymore.
48:02No, I read your letter.
48:03You made some good points.
48:04Identified the rot.
48:05You read it?
48:07Yeah, I was just sitting on Duncan's desk.
48:09You're a smart cookie.
48:10I'd hate to see what Tim has you doing.
48:13His laundry?
48:15Chief ethicist.
48:16Oh!
48:18Ethicist Barbie.
48:20Fancy title and all the power of an overpaid schoolmarm, too.
48:24What a waste.
48:26How would you like to be interim CEO?
48:31You know the company?
48:33You're not a wrecking ball?
48:34You're trying to do something?
48:37Plus, Tim would hate it.
48:41Duncan Park would, too, I feel sure.
48:43Uh, well, I'm flattered.
48:49I'd have to take a leave of absence from Cupertino and it could derail my career.
48:53Or you could bet on yourself.
48:57Well, data isn't my area of expertise.
49:00I mean, I have opinions.
49:02Strong ones.
49:05Okay, let me ask you.
49:08Could you imagine using your algo to spot people in crisis, communities in need, and actually help them?
49:16Well, that sounds like some of the things we talked about when we first started making this sausage, yes.
49:21But you never did.
49:24And you never will.
49:25Profit over Alice.
49:29Look, there are about 20 dudes in the valley that make as much or more than me.
49:33And we all come to the same fork in the room.
49:36Do we want humanitarian legacy or do we want planetary reach?
49:40Do we want to save the world or control it?
49:44Heal or conquer?
49:45We'll both have their charms, but, um, I will tell you this.
49:50Most of us go Dr. Evil.
49:54I used to love the valley.
49:57But I hate what it's become.
49:58I hate it.
49:59We've broken and disrupted everything and now there's nothing else to break.
50:04And now they want to upload consciousness so guys like me can live forever, disrupting death.
50:08Well, fuck you.
50:10Death disrupts us.
50:12Our limited time is why we try hard to do anything worthwhile.
50:16There's a shelf life.
50:17Then it's over.
50:18Blue screen.
50:19Done.
50:22So, convince me, Anoushka.
50:24Prove to me that the best way for me to spend my money and the rest of the time that
50:30I have left is to build a legacy of good.
50:41It's been over a week.
50:45I'm not a missing person, just an absent husband and father.
50:49He just walked out.
50:53Well, I'm not completely without fault myself.
50:56So, yes, more than he knows and I want to keep it that way.
51:04It's not about the money.
51:06That said, if it comes to it, I will want the house.
51:16Where the hell have you been?
51:26I'm so sorry.
51:27Where were you?
51:27Were you with her?
51:28Sorry, Anoushka, no, no, no, God, no.
51:31Were you with someone else?
51:32Oh, I was all alone, all alone, except you were there.
51:39You were there and Jamie.
51:54You were my best friend.
51:57You always were.
52:00And you're the only one I can trust against these jackals.
52:04I need you.
52:06I need you.
52:07I need you standing behind me, next to me, in front of me, wherever, wherever it's safest for me.
52:27Baby?
52:28Yeah, baby.
52:29Yes, baby.
52:30I'm sorry.
52:31No, I'm, I'm sorry.
52:32I am sorry.
52:34I want a divorce.
52:44Cut them to ribbons, boys.
52:49In 80, we can, um, try to fix things.
52:51I can't have another abusive situation in my house.
52:56We're gonna be okay.
52:59Privacy has value.
53:02An unmind motherlone of value.
53:06I'm a bad man.
53:12Hi.
53:13You should see the other guy.
53:15No, really.
53:17Can you give me some lift?
53:22In episode five, we really see the manifestation of Duncan's fear of humiliation that he states at the very beginning
53:29of the show.
53:30What, what's our stock at now, huh?
53:32What's the price?
53:32Down 10%.
53:3320.7%.
53:34Ooh, but Duncan only owns 20.
53:37Who's Duncan?
53:40We see that feeling of wanting to crawl away from the situation as quickly as possible.
53:47Okay, bye.
53:49Okay.
53:51Bye.
53:58We know that he has this dumb house, a place where he can go where there is no internet, there's
54:03no Wi-Fi.
54:03And I've always imagined him getting there and the first five minutes being, huh, I can relax here.
54:12What's so wrong with the internet?
54:14It made us a lot of money.
54:16It made us a lot, a lot of money.
54:18Again and again, he tries to relax into being on some kind of sabbatical from his life.
54:25And again and again, it doesn't work.
54:30We learn also in this episode when Lily comes to the dumb house.
54:36Duncan!
54:37This relationship between Lily and Hamish was much more complicated and I think it's safe to say romantic.
54:44And perhaps was behind Hamish's choices in the end.
54:50There's a picture in the dumb house.
54:52One of them is Duncan and his struggles are known to us.
54:55The other one is Hamish who decided to end his life.
54:58And the other one is Gabe who decided to isolate himself entirely from the world and live on an island,
55:04take his winnings and go be alone.
55:07Gabe was played brilliantly by Randall Park.
55:10Too many boons, buddy!
55:12I can't do physical contact.
55:14What?
55:15Uh, dopamine fasting, gotta purify.
55:16This is all very much based on real life scenarios with some of these guys at this level of wealth.
55:25You really haven't quite made your nut until you've got a compound you can escape to when the shit hits
55:31the fan.
55:32Did you talk to Bardolph?
55:33Now!
55:38Duncan goes there, I think genuinely, to try to have a retreat from the reality that he left behind with
55:46Bardolph.
55:47But also, he's got an agenda and Gabe can spot it immediately.
55:51What is that?
55:51A Tinder offer.
55:5215% web market for Gabe's voting shares?
55:56No, no, no, no, no, it's just, you can't do it.
55:58No, no, I never wanted to be CFO, I took the job for Hamish.
56:01You are a twisted prick, you know that?
56:06Orson was just saying how much better he feels.
56:09Antibiotics are so, you know what I mean?
56:11Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago, so.
56:14I think in episode 5, a subtitle could be The Kids Are Not Alright.
56:19Orson is starting to take medicine that's changing his behavior, mysterious proprietary blend from the nutritionist.
56:26You see that heartbreaking scene between Jameson and Duncan, where she so wants him to be a better dad, and
56:34he's just not capable of it.
56:35And you see Xander trying to recover from essentially virtual, but as far as Xander is concerned, physical abuse at
56:43the hands of his stepmother.
56:44I'm sorry, I'm bad. I'll clean it.
56:46How could he wee himself, Martin? He's pixels!
56:50Leave! Go to work! And leave me to mine!
56:53Anoushka is also Tess's stepmother.
56:56And so, The Kids Are Not Alright is a really interesting way to look at not just this episode, but
57:02I think overall in this show, the stakes are the kids.
57:06They are the ones who are the most targeted in terms of the social media stuff.
57:11Also, do these kids have in them, and even Xander in this sense, the desire and ability to make things
57:19better?
57:20And do they have a voice in the future?
57:24Nothing's your fault. Let's get to the bottom of this.
57:27There is no bottom, Martin. You can always go lower.
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