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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:32Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called anencephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:08And you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:59Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:13Here we go.
00:18:20If you don't want them to be able to 않는 you...
00:18:21Let her of you go.
00:18:22Draw your son naked, keep it open?
00:18:22Let them know your son.
00:18:27Let them know your son naked.
00:18:30You will know your son naked.
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:26she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:53something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:21:25you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37rewrite the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god we'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body is physically
00:22:42oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your funny
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:53ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:01aim
00:23:03get em boys
00:23:04get em
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:35those
00:23:36i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:39she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21but how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:34she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:38but only temporarily
00:24:39it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:44that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:24:59then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:07my son's life is in your hands
00:25:09you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:24i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:49the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there
00:25:58you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:05soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:13they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over ten minutes
00:26:39wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:51oh my god
00:26:51yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:08these bazookas
00:27:10can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap
00:27:17oh my god
00:27:17get back son
00:27:19ready
00:27:21aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41the parasite's been extracted
00:27:44shoot her dead now
00:27:44do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:03wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:09well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:28he's a cure
00:28:33he's a cure
00:28:34his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:03thank you
00:29:03next time
00:29:04don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son
00:29:08your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:12i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:36but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old and
00:29:41you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course
00:30:07you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged?
00:30:20i am
00:30:21i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today
00:30:27but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:32some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still Lysander's savior please
00:30:39let me give you what i promised
00:30:40take the gold
00:30:41no
00:30:42really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51Trixie
00:30:52Trixie
00:30:52it's your fiancee
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god
00:31:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no Lysander
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:57wait
00:31:57no
00:31:58we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:04oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average Jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:15why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:27i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36alright listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping Trixie
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house
00:32:55she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18Beatrice Trixie Amore
00:33:20i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you for your best friend
00:33:25Marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me
00:34:05if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:19well Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:23she grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27now
00:34:27she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:38so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:42look what she uh
00:34:43got me for my
00:34:44engagement
00:34:46oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:00in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you
00:35:04and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that break up must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two
00:35:18are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you see
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred i got off keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy?
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them
00:36:23of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already
00:36:38just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:45this is how many times the new girlfriend will never get on with?
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what?
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing me with my best friend
00:37:02And why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:08as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do you remember that?
00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:28They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name,
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crashed in your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:08You mean we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:57Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S.
00:41:04Health Department.
00:41:05But this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed-up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:18You?
00:43:19Giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the US fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:31We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now just cause I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me, Butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man.
00:44:21But you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:09You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch!
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor!
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:38But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:40Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows?
00:48:55If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then.
00:49:01Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:30Lossa, I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you aren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:52It's...
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:30Ahem.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:24Ow!
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it because she's so kind, so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You wanna fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13What?
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to pay some house some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:21So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07Must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:26Wealth.
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:12Thanks.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha-ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not.
00:56:49But I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:53She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes!
00:58:39What?!
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey!
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasa? That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead! It evaporated! Puff! It's the thin air!
00:59:08That's impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married.
00:59:35The famed war hero.
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's gotta be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:52Sasa.
00:59:59I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me? Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine. But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devon.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee.
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:09You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person!
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:42And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:51Get him!
01:05:05Oh, my God.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13She the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel any little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breath.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just frosted again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:15Swap.
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01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:11:09first i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a
01:11:14snake and a coward marissa thanks for taking this low life from me you blame yourself for being
01:11:22worthless you think anyone will want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:28when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all you want now trixie
01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a fucking truck that you're nothing
01:11:50but an ugly phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it is
01:11:55i who
01:11:56has everything you want you've got nothing on me
01:12:02yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you
01:12:29were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:34marissa you're pathetic trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract
01:12:39coming miss wickham is correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important
01:12:44people have madam president's direct line you hear that everyone there is no way low life trixie
01:12:51could have called the president by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough
01:12:57male attention so she's come here to play up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:18oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:23and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:27is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40look i don't know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie
01:13:45it ain't working you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel but the
01:13:57goddess healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:14:08no trixie look i believe you you saved me whether you're a goddess or not you did that
01:14:17no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:20we'll riot against you now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong
01:14:56wait what
01:14:59he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been through this already once okay right secretary
01:15:05joe this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already
01:15:12confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming still right yes we all thought
01:15:17he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you
01:15:25crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're
01:15:32attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble
01:15:39now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our
01:15:51side
01:15:51you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason
01:16:00lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:30yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it oh mr vice president i have swell idea
01:17:03my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:08let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable
01:17:18what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:28did you hear that voice
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:57oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie
01:18:12the fraud in the middle what is this
01:18:15oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military
01:18:19this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:35what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the president before it's too late
01:18:39that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:03it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she she is
01:19:10she is a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:17because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about
01:19:21the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract
01:19:36this contract
01:19:36yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:56my contract you bitch
01:19:59and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:15there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize
01:20:19or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:25money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:30so prepare yourself
01:20:32because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do
01:20:37the president is here
01:20:39and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president
01:20:48you've recovered now
01:20:50so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll
01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president
01:21:11you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish
01:21:15you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:21so ugly on the inside
01:21:22it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:43and it's
01:21:46her
01:22:02welcome goddess
01:22:15you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:18how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28to help those in need
01:22:30and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:33no so that means
01:22:35the billion dollar contract
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39she took her away just like that
01:22:42that was our golden ticket
01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:46but after everything you've done
01:22:48we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear
01:22:52i didn't know you were an actual sick
01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00she's an amazing person
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's going to be my wife
01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals
01:23:31all her clothes
01:23:33all that could have been mine
01:23:35this is all your fault
01:23:36this is all
01:23:37you seduce me
01:23:39don't help me
01:23:40you were the one that came on to me
01:23:42you himbo
01:23:43please
01:23:44trixie
01:23:45give me another chance
01:23:48i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa
01:24:13i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17i didn't care
01:24:18you were rich
01:24:19i'll see myself
01:24:21rest assured goddess
01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:30i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:35with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:41well let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:46let's party
01:24:48wait
01:24:49what if we just got married
01:24:50right now
01:24:52yes
01:24:52well
01:24:56do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:05you
01:25:06you
01:25:07you
01:25:11you
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