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America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 Episode 20 - Siblings, Karma, and It's Just Not Your Day
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00:01Here's a bite of tonight's AFP. We hope it tastes funny.
00:10No dating until you're 30.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Come on, let's go.
00:43Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, y'all. Thank you. Thank you.
00:46All right. All right. All right.
00:49Hello, I'm Alfonso, and this is America's Funniest Home Videos,
00:53the show that's so much fun, the word fun is actually in our name.
00:57In fact, it's the most successful TV show in history with the word fun in it,
01:03if you don't count Larry's funnel cake extravaganza.
01:07And while I'm pretty sure that was canceled, I won't be looking it up
01:10because I'd rather just look at these funny videos.
01:14Dad would rather his son go outside to work on his slap shop.
01:17And I'm lighting on the bar.
01:18Ouch.
01:19Ouch. Right in the crease.
01:24Ironically, he got the moped for short trips,
01:27you know, to save his car from excessive wear and tear.
01:38Is mom a good cook?
01:40Yeah.
01:42And he's a bad driver.
01:46It's real slippery right here.
01:49Real slippery?
01:50Care to demonstrate?
01:53Okay.
01:56Oh.
02:04Oh, okay.
02:06Now it's just turned into a group activity.
02:19Dad can't wake up without his morning coffee.
02:23Dad!
02:35That doggie door is the perfect size for an accidental escape.
02:48Find me!
02:50Get inside.
02:55Does your daddy mind if you put on make-up?
03:00Nope.
03:02He doesn't mind.
03:06He doesn't know.
03:10That's right.
03:12Man, it looks cold out.
03:14If only there was some way to warm up real fast.
03:20And I was thinking more along the lines of a hot cocoa, but you do you.
03:30Release the hounds.
03:33It's time to go to the dog park.
03:36Daisy, where'd we go?
03:38Oh, did we go to McDonald's?
03:45Why does Daisy get hers first?
03:47Because Cooper eats his too fast.
03:54Is it stuck?
03:56He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
03:59You good, man?
04:00You can't eat that.
04:03Why so serious?
04:07Okay, we're going to get ready to do these from plank position.
04:11And here we go.
04:13Three, two, one, go.
04:15Down, roll, and up plank.
04:19Okay, let's try it again.
04:21That dog is going to have sick abs.
04:25Down, roll, and up plank.
04:28Very good.
04:31Who wants a treat?
04:44Dog dog, prairie dog.
04:45Every kind of dog is welcome at the dog park.
04:58It's not quite big enough for a B&B.
05:01A burrow and bark.
05:03Come on.
05:03Oh, yeah, I'm about to look.
05:06Hank, BYU.
05:08I know you like BYU.
05:10Or VCU.
05:11He's having his dog pick the teams for his tournament bracket.
05:15Wisconsin or Montana?
05:17Hey, it's as good a gambling system as anybody else's.
05:20I don't know.
05:21I don't know.
05:22Okay, Montana.
05:26You're going to ride shotgun?
05:27Ride it in style.
05:28Can you believe this rain?
05:30That's not a style, every day.
05:36Porter.
05:37Porter.
05:39What happened?
05:41Is that from Denver?
05:43I've known Porter for 10 seconds and already know he needs a break from Denver.
05:48Leave him alone.
05:50Denver.
05:52Denver.
06:02Hey, O'Fanjo.
06:04Hey, O'Fanjo.
06:06We want to see some more sibling videos.
06:11Okay, Kathleen, Grady, Sharon, and Rocco.
06:14You want more sibling videos?
06:15Well, it's cute watching you guys asking for sibling videos with each other.
06:19Now, enjoy these clips of sisters and brothers.
06:23I'll be there when you meet me.
06:26Yeah, that's for sure.
06:32And I know you'll be there for me.
06:35No matter what's in your soul.
06:40I'll pick you up when you fall.
06:45Stick with you through it all.
06:48Yeah, you're my best friend.
06:52Together to the end.
06:56And when you need a hand.
07:01I'll be a helping one to land.
07:10I'll be a helping one to land.
07:33I'll be a helping one to land.
07:38Yeah, you're my best friend.
07:48Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
07:52Just upload it to AFV.com.
08:05Some days are all green traffic lights and finding a $20 bill in the laundry.
08:10Other days are red traffic lights and finding a hair in your taco.
08:15It's like the universe decided, sorry, pal, it's not your day.
08:19Luckily for us, these people got their bad day on video.
08:26Careful, that's not a load-bearing floor.
08:41Here's why more fun than a bucket of lizards isn't a saying.
08:56This duo is turning into a trio.
09:04Isn't there anyone in this church willing to help this guy?
09:25Sometimes you go strong to the hoop.
09:27Sometimes the hoop goes strong to you.
09:32Now, while you've got the hose out, you might want to fill the base of the hoop so this doesn't
09:36happen again.
09:39Birds flying in formation tend to leave a different formation all over the deck.
09:44Oh, my gosh, are you freaking kidding me?
09:51Oh, my gosh, I'm disgusted.
09:57Okay, well, that was beautiful, but there is all over Mickey's deck and on me.
10:05And...
10:06Oh, my gosh.
10:08Hold on, let me turn this off.
10:10Oh, my gosh.
10:13Hats off to you.
10:21Let's get out of one, fellas.
10:26Sometimes that rattling in your walls isn't your pipes.
10:29You see that?
10:30No.
10:33Dude, oh, get the score.
10:38Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:47Adults think it's easy being a kid.
10:49Ha!
10:50I say.
10:51Hey, adults.
10:52When was the last time you worried about cooties?
10:55Yeah, that's what I thought.
10:57Now, here's some kids having a tough time with some totally non-cooties-related problems.
11:01Right?
11:02Hey, man, don't get your cooties on me.
11:06Jessi, no dating until you're 30.
11:28a good magician never reveals his secrets a bad magician uses see-through cups and doesn't
11:37realize he has no secrets okay which one is it in which one i used to pick boogers at your
11:55house but
11:55not anymore not anymore i used to put them by your piano what
12:05you used to put the boogers by my piano on the wall by your patio oh well i'm glad you
12:12don't do that
12:13anymore what are you looking for he can't understand why one hand is twice as warm as the
12:25other hand he's so close to figuring this out other hand come on you can do it look at that
12:33hand
12:42wait a minute two mittens
12:48so kimmy ask mom do you want pinot noir
13:06i hope the store has a good return policy
13:17can you tell me about your chocolate on your face what happened
13:29did you wash it with chocolate yep
13:37i'm happy to say that after all these years we're still getting tons of funny videos in fact you
13:43could say we have an embarrassment of riches plus many of the videos feature embarrassed people whose
13:49behavior earn them riches like a hundred thousand dollars hollo you want to leave two or three
13:55beers over on this side just in case yeah the beers are going so if i'm going slow it's through
14:01the beers
14:03this guy's b-y-o-b beer yachts on bridge
14:07got this
14:09i got my money on
14:14that's not the way i want
14:19not even four-wheel drive is enough to conquer some hills
14:30that spear tire says enjoy the ride i wonder if he is in fact enjoying the ride
14:46i'm gonna show you if you feel very bad
14:53am i okay doctor
14:57i don't know if he is in fact you're dead
14:59oh
15:04well what do you know a camera shy emu
15:09isabella where are you
15:12where did you you're hiding where are you hiding i hear you but i don't see you
15:16i'm right here
15:17where
15:19i'm over there
15:23you're over there
15:25it's up where you are
15:26where
15:27you're over there
15:28you're in your castle
15:31oh that's a stupid mouth do it again just smile regular i want the ocean though
15:38it's always fun when mom and dad try to take a selfie
15:43there it is okay get put your help okay now look up at me look at me no look at
15:50the camera oh
15:52see that's a stupid face get okay you ready that's good one two
16:09i'd like to tell you that the people in this next package are some of the smartest people on the
16:14planet
16:14but that would only be true if they were the only people on the planet get set for boneheads
16:25this guy hops in the truck to grab something however the driver doesn't know he's back there
16:40what is that it's a it's a nose guard right you know his parents will show this to his girlfriend
16:46when he's a teenager turn around it's upside down what's it smell like what is that hold it up
16:52let's see what you're holding there you go it goes on like that put it over your face
17:09honey where's north she's looking for the northern lights and ends up doing a big dipper
17:16oh
17:23two grown men wrestling usually ends with two grown men making a trip to the hardware store
17:40cats are known for their stealth this lady is known for her obliviousness
17:48cats are known for her
17:51i hear ya
17:55i'm gonna come back but when i do
17:59some couples like to try new things but this couple should stick to old things
18:13he has no idea how much a new window costs but he knows this more than he has
18:30come on dude there is no way he'd dive into that disgusting pool
18:35go what do you mean go i'm not chum
18:37one another
18:43oh my god
18:55we keep hearing how robots are going to take our jobs but before i saw this next clip i thought
19:01there was one job that was still safe bumbling security guard
19:06here's to all the paul blarts out there who will soon have to segue into a new line of work
19:13you know because because he wrote he wrote a segue
19:15you are trespassing leave the premises immediately i just sat down
19:24i'll just sit here for a minute higher
19:27second break
19:30you are trespassing leave the premises immediately
19:33you are
19:44you
19:45you
19:45you
20:02you
20:03you
20:03you
20:22a sucker's bet is a bet you can't win i don't make those kinds of bets in fact i only
20:28make a bet when
20:29i can spot the sucker a mile away care to wager on some sure things the odds are good that
20:36i'll like
20:36these odds it's time for i'll take that bet you thought grandma could drink a venti frappuccino
20:44and make it through 18 holes of mini golf i'll take that bet
20:55you think the width of a slide isn't just as important as the length of a slide
21:00care to wait okay ready set go
21:10you don't think it's possible to get the tension while you're already in detention
21:14lay your money down
21:26you think your son will be playing pro basketball in 20 years i like my chances
21:40you didn't think taking away a cat's toys would force him to find some other way to amuse himself
21:46alfonso's about to clean up
21:56i'm up because some crazy stuff went down this was i'll take that bet
22:04it's time for us to salute some champions at a place where mediocrity is simply not allowed
22:09check out some past videos that made a splash and won a big wad of cash
22:15it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afv's past
22:19let's bow our hearts for prayer heavenly father thank you thank you lord jesus
22:35oh god because joy has come into the world
23:00he has a very subtle way of telling you that he doesn't want to take a bath
23:29tell me all the planets you drew go ahead
23:57let's circle back next week for another inner circle
24:08okay all right listen carefully right there did you hear that
24:16actually there was nothing to hear i was just getting you ready for name that sound
24:19so listen up at what's about to go down
24:22open your ears it's time for name that sound
24:30name that sound
24:44name that sound
24:57name that sound
25:14name that sound
25:21and she rode off into the sunset to live happily never after
25:31a little while ago we took you to the winner's circle where we caught up with some past winners
25:36the people in these next videos are hoping to become winners tonight so i guess that makes this the hopefuls
25:42hexagon
25:45she finished mopping the upstairs so she has the rest of the day to relax
26:03someone's getting tired of that baby crying all the time
26:14i'm glad florida man got some new toys and so is florida gator
26:29okay all you've got to do
26:31look out reverting
26:32all you've got to do if you fall
26:40all you've got to do is get up
26:45help please
26:47and help will be on the way
26:49help please
26:51all you've got to do is get up and press the button
26:55and it's on the way
26:58this girl releasing a butterfly realizes the circle of life can be a really tiny circle
27:07aww
27:08you know shooting the rock is just an expression
27:14you're supposed to use a basketball
27:28the photographer only cares about getting the shot
27:30not about keeping the bride and groom dry for the ceremony
27:36all right
27:37all right y'all come get him
27:49some people simply cancel their satellite tv
27:52others like to make a big show of it
27:59i knew what i was going to say
28:02that's mount rushmore
28:03jacob who's the guys on there
28:04that looks like who
28:05the beatles
28:10it should be the beatles on mount rushmore but it's not
28:19next up is a montage of dancing animals set to music
28:23the music however was made by humans
28:25i mean we let a few raccoons take a crack at it
28:28but after listening to what they came up with
28:29we realized we weren't quite ready to go full animal
28:33son son son son de mi tierra traigo un son de mi colores
28:39son son son de monta adentro traigo un son de traigo flores
28:44son son son son de mi tierra traigo un son y fruta fresca
28:49son son son de monta adentro traigo un son
28:52repartiendo bellezas
28:54That'll be the來到 of the Palace,
28:55hopefully be the most He.
28:57Care� agency.
28:59Who the Treasure Box will be together?
29:03Yes, that'll be sure bucket list.
29:08He already used it with любой cuisine,
29:10he talked to my guests,
29:11how many friends can come ice?
29:13That's an Agamat win.
29:14To the Triple Form of sky
29:16yes, her dignity.
29:46Upload your funny video to efv.com
29:49for your chance at $20,000.
30:01Instant ramen is great
30:02because you don't have to wait long to cook it
30:05and it's delicious.
30:06Instant karma is also great
30:08because you don't have to wait long
30:09to see people get their comeuppance,
30:11which is just as tasty.
30:13Mmm.
30:14Well, ketchup on the napkin.
30:16It's gonna be alive.
30:17I mean, last time you did this one,
30:23he's trying to play an internet prank
30:25on his sister
30:26who also has the internet.
30:29It's cold.
30:30No, no, no.
30:31Yeah, feel your hand over that.
30:36You're welcome.
30:38You're welcome.
30:42You're the braggiest brat
30:44in the whole wide world.
30:54I like when people answer their own question.
30:57It's just that hard to walk upstairs
30:59and fight it.
31:08The bigger the water balloon,
31:10the bigger the backfire.
31:12No, I don't care.
31:22A rubber ball and a rubber tire.
31:24That's too much bounce for this kid.
31:34Even the pros don't try the celebration cooler dump
31:37all by themselves.
31:48God, what did you do?
31:49You guys saw that video?
31:55You know what the world needs now?
31:56A boy who's refreshingly honest
31:58about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:01Why don't you eat your vegetables?
32:03Not today.
32:05Not today.
32:07Not today.
32:10Hope you've enjoyed
32:11A Boy Who's Refreshingly Honest
32:13About When He'd Like to Eat His Veggies.
32:20That was just what the world needed.
32:22Now it needs one last chance
32:24to laugh at some funny videos
32:26before we find out which three clips
32:28have a chance to win 20 grand.
32:29I'm so nervous.
32:32Just ask for fingernails.
32:35It's a good Wednesday.
32:39I'd hate to see his Tuesday.
32:49The purpose of a snowblower
32:51is to blow the snow
32:52the other way.
32:59All right, show me the card you made.
33:01This is a story.
33:03She could make a living
33:04creating these for people on our show.
33:05And the inside it says
33:07I'm sorry that you fell down
33:08the whole entire flight of stairs.
33:11And I love you, Dido.
33:15Hello, guys.
33:15So today...
33:16To keep his basketball video channel fresh,
33:19he added a sidekick.
33:21Scooter Boy.
33:23Ah!
33:24Ah!
33:28Oh, God.
33:32Ryan, let me see it.
33:33Let me see it.
33:33You got it, baby.
33:40Go, go, go!
33:42Go, go, go!
33:43Okay, I'm going to make
33:45drivers today.
33:46The first thing we're going to do...
33:47Alfonso's cooking tip.
33:49Kitchen scissors are your friend.
34:04Mom?
34:05Mom?
34:05This mom is a next-level hide-and-seek.
34:08You sure need it right on?
34:15Mom?
34:22I hope he's dreaming of a soft place to land.
34:33What are the days of the week?
34:35Saturday...
34:36Parkman.
34:39Blue Bear.
34:43Spade Whip.
34:46Winnie the Pooh.
34:49We have...
34:50Desi Mark.
34:52Yeah, uh, and P.S.R.
34:57Bye, I'll see you later, Mom.
34:59And that's the days of the week?
35:01Yes.
35:02Now, Saturday weekend, we'll see you all weekend.
35:06Bye, Mom.
35:07Bye.
35:11At AFB, we love dogs, and dogs love treats.
35:15And the only thing better than giving a dog a treat
35:17is a dog giving itself a treat by placing it on a spatula
35:21and then letting Fido flip it to himself.
35:23That's why the spatula treat trick
35:25is tonight's assignment, America.
35:27Now, rather than further explain
35:29how your pooch needs to be trained,
35:30check out these examples.
35:34Good boy.
35:35Hit it.
35:37Good boy!
35:40Up.
35:42Up.
35:45Wait.
35:46Up.
35:48Nice job.
35:50Now, Jess, be a good boy and tell us more.
35:55Finally, an assignment, America,
35:56that both you and your dog can really flip for.
35:59All you need is a spatula, a treat,
36:01and enough patience to teach your pooch
36:02a fun new trick.
36:03A trick that could win you a treat of 20
36:05or even 100 grand.
36:06Just upload the video to AFB.com.
36:09For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
36:11Because flipping treats with your hound
36:13is even more fun than it sounds.
36:22We've had lots of laughs.
36:23We've grinned ear to ear.
36:24Now let's send someone's bank account
36:26into the stratosphere.
36:28Let's meet our finalists.
36:29First up, we all know ice is slippery,
36:31and snow can be too.
36:33But for this family, the concept appears to be new.
36:36It's frozen foursome fall sent in
36:38by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
36:43It's real slippery right here.
36:46Real slippery?
36:47Care to demonstrate?
36:50Oh.
36:53Ow.
37:01Joining us are Justice Josh Hudson and Henry.
37:06Now, first of all, despite all the falling,
37:08no one got hurt, right?
37:11No, nobody was hurt.
37:12The only thing that was hurt was our pride.
37:14That was it.
37:16Now, who convinced you to send the video to AFB?
37:20It was my wife's co-workers and some family friends.
37:24We love them.
37:25And also, as far as we know,
37:27we've never had a video where four people fall,
37:31so that's pretty cool.
37:34I'm happy to be the first.
37:35There you go.
37:36There you go.
37:37Good luck, y'all.
37:39All right.
37:41Next up, this pooch loves his dinner
37:43right down to his soul.
37:45He loves it so much, he tries eating his bowl.
37:48It's Dog Dish Doofus sent in by Darcy Mannion
37:52from St. Louis, Missouri.
37:57Is it stuck?
37:58He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
38:01You good, man?
38:03You can't eat that.
38:06Why so serious?
38:10All right.
38:11Now, Darcy, how did Cuomo get the bowl stuck in his mouth?
38:16Well, he's always used to taking his bowl between meals,
38:20and he just wanted to hold onto that bowl extra tight
38:24this one time around,
38:25so he really squeezed it in there.
38:27All right, all right.
38:28Now, does he still pick it up and carry it around?
38:31No, he does not.
38:33We actually had to get a ceramic dog bowl
38:36because we got tired of having to find the dog bowl
38:39wherever it was in the house or the backyard between meals,
38:42so he doesn't do that anymore.
38:44Well, you know what?
38:45You had some good thinking.
38:48And good luck.
38:51And finally, nose-picking is yucky.
38:54Let's make that clear.
38:55But do you know what's worse?
38:57Leaving a souvenir.
38:58It's Piano Boogie Boy sent in by Debbie Ilias
39:01from Sauk Center, Minnesota.
39:04I used to pick boogers at your house,
39:08but not anymore.
39:09Not anymore?
39:11I used to put them by your piano.
39:14What?
39:18You used to put them boogers by my piano?
39:21On the wall by your patio.
39:24Joining us are Debbie, Axel, and Angie.
39:27Now, Debbie, after Axel,
39:29made this startling confession to you.
39:32Did you find any evidence that the story was true?
39:37The writing was on the wall, as were the boogers.
39:40The writing on the...
39:42Well, I apologize for using a technical term,
39:45but ew!
39:46My husband actually found it.
39:48We sent him the video,
39:49and he's the one that recovered it.
39:52Well, good yuck.
39:54I mean, good luck.
39:56Good luck.
39:57All right.
39:57All right.
39:59Well, we're going to find out
40:00who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
40:04that didn't make our top three
40:05in tonight's honorable mention.
40:22Fine, fine, fine, fine.
40:26Fine, fine, fine.
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:46$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
40:49and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:50Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
40:54Frozen Foursome Falls,
40:55sent in by Justice Bradbury
40:57from Gladewater, Texas.
41:02And the winner of the $20,000
41:04in tonight's funniest home video is...
41:08Piano Boogie Boys,
41:09sent in by Debbie Hilliard
41:11from Song Center, Minnesota
41:13with Axl, Angie, and Debbie.
41:16Yes.
41:17Now, congratulations.
41:20Now, this was shot 10 years ago.
41:23Axl, I heard you were a little embarrassed
41:25about sending in the video,
41:26but how do you feel about your
41:28booger confession now that you won?
41:32Is it worth it, buddy?
41:33Yeah.
41:36I think he's still in shock.
41:38That's what I think.
41:39Well, it was good you admitted it,
41:41and even better that you sent the video to us.
41:43Congratulations.
41:44You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:52Well, that's our show,
41:53and on behalf of our entire crew,
41:55I'd just like to say,
41:56I wish I hadn't eaten so many french fries
41:58during lunch.
41:59Yeah, am I right?
42:00Am I like...
42:00They're just kind of sitting there.
42:02Anyway, we'll see you next time,
42:04and don't forget,
42:05if you upload a video
42:06and it airs on the show,
42:07we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody,
42:09and remember,
42:10send your video to me,
42:11you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
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