The Dragon King's Runaway Bride

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00:00You

00:14Tomorrow is my 18th birthday. I can finally leave this place for good and live with my night my fiance

00:20Leon forever

00:25Ah

00:25Damn you're getting better and better at this. I only have your highness's training

00:31I'm nothing, but your loyal weapon from battlefield to bed chain Leon

00:36How could you do this to me?

00:38Tomorrow is the day you're supposed to come and take me as your bride

00:43I've been waiting for this since I was 10

00:48You're really willing to let your fiancee marry that evil dragon who feasts some brides and feel nothing at all

00:53She's only the king's bastard after all being able to spare you and her majesty the burden by sending her

00:59in your place

01:00And if you rip us her before he kills her

01:05Then her sacrifice will be even more meaningful her blood will buy the kingdom at least 10 years of peace

01:09It's the best deal we could ask for

01:29I

01:29Island you're not going anywhere come with me. We have a wedding to prepare. What's the point of preparing for

01:35a wedding?

01:36Wouldn't it be simpler to just kill me now?

01:39How could we do that you're the princess I never imagined that the freedom I've waited 18 years

01:45for would end like this

01:47Because you're the filthy little snake blood half-breed father could never stand the sight of

01:52Island mind your tongue around the princess

01:56Guards take her locker in the water dungeon

02:03Every 10 years the Empire must offer 10 brides to the dragon king

02:09Otherwise dragon fire will rain down

02:11This year will be different. I only want one of you. The rest may live

02:19The rest may live

02:22My patience is running out

02:24Otherwise you all die

02:29Even if I live what then?

02:33I've never had a family who loved me

02:35I've been a walking corpse for years

02:38But they're different

02:39They still have family's lovers waiting for them

02:43Persona

02:44I'm sorry Maya. I swore I'd take good care of her, but I had no choice

03:01If I didn't do this the people would revolt and the kingdom would fall

03:06You're still thinking about that shameless woman?

03:08She was the one who couldn't keep her legs shut.

03:11Cheated on you with the snake folk, and that's how that little snake blood half-breed came to be.

03:15Trading her for ten years peace is a bargain.

03:18You, on the other hand, should be worrying about your own daughter.

03:21Wickie is already 18.

03:23Prince Silmus of the Serpent Clan.

03:25May his magic truly protect Wickie and this kingdom.

03:29A wise decision, my king.

03:31I'll go make the marriage arrangements.

03:32Prince, you pathetic old fool.

03:36This crown should have been mine long ago.

03:44Who are you?

03:46Are you a dragon too?

03:48You don't bite, do you?

03:50Can I pet you?

03:51Don't touch it.

03:52That's the fierce beast of the Sky Castle, its guardian.

03:56My lord, I offered myself willingly as your bride.

04:00You can eat me if you must.

04:02Just spare the innocent commoners.

04:04In the eyes of you foolish humans, I'm nothing but a man-eating monster, am I?

04:12I don't know if you eat people or not, but...

04:16I'm hungry!

04:18I need food!

04:19Otherwise I'll starve to death here!

04:21There is no food in the Sky Castle.

04:25Drink some Sky Water and you'll feel full.

04:49My lord, wake up!

05:12Don't come any closer.

05:14This is a lady's bathroom.

05:15Men and women shouldn't share a bath.

05:17But I'm not human.

05:19That still doesn't mean you can just strip my headclaws off whenever you want.

05:24If I don't take off your clothes to wash you, how can I eat clean and delicious food?

05:30You can eat me.

05:32I'm willing to be eaten by you.

05:34But before I die, could you at least then see Leon one more time?

05:38How dare you mention another man in front of me!

05:54He's actually more handsome than humans.

05:59If I looked like this, would you still reject me?

06:04Didn't you volunteer to be my bride?

06:06I won't eat you, but you must let me.

06:09Let me insert this huge thing down below into your body.

06:12W-what did you say?

06:14Then you should become pregnant.

06:16Give birth to a more powerful dragon egg for me.

06:18But because of this, you might not be able to withstand it.

06:22Facing the risk of exploding and dying.

06:26Please.

06:27Please, just eat me.

06:29How could I ever eat you?

06:32As long as you bear my egg, I'll guarantee the people of your kingdom, safe and unharmed.

06:40You swear?

06:43Of course I swear by this dragon.

07:14Who are you?

07:15Have you forgotten your own husband this soon?

07:17What are you for real?

07:19A dragon?

07:21Or a man?

07:22We dragons can take on any form we wish.

07:24But humans cursed us.

07:26When only one dragon remains in this world,

07:28the curse says he can't fully change back.

07:31Unless the bride who truly loves him bears his child.

07:35Only then will the spell be broken.

07:37So right now, you're...

07:39Last night, you took the initiative to have my descendants.

07:42So I can manage to change back halfway.

07:51Seems you're still not quite used to your husband's appearance.

07:55I could never fall in love with a beast.

07:57I have endless time to wait.

08:00Until you...

08:07It's freezing here.

08:08Can you take me away from this place?

08:10I have to get out of here.

08:12Before I die in coldness.

08:23That bitch!

08:24All of this perfect man should have been mine!

08:28My sweet girl, the serpent clan is way stronger.

08:31The dragon tribe has come down to that pathetic half-dragon, half-human freak.

08:34I don't care!

08:35That one doesn't get to walk away with this.

08:36I was supposed to be the dragon's bride!

08:38Me!

08:39Enough!

08:41You're about to be betrothed to the serpent prince.

08:44Watch your tongue.

08:45Father, why is Eileen still breathing?

08:47Eileen was taken by the Dragon King to save your life.

08:50Silas has already agreed to send troops against the Sky Castle and bring Eileen back.

08:53As long as she's still alive, you should pray she returns to us safe.

08:56What did you say?

08:58Are you sending an army to rescue her?

09:00It's the perfect excuse to march on the dragon.

09:01And besides, I gave Maya my word I'd look after her daughter.

09:05I won't discuss this further.

09:09Mother, it's not fair!

09:11Don't worry.

09:13Eileen will die.

09:14I can guarantee.

09:21Let me go!

09:22You...

09:23You monster!

09:25It seems I've been far too indulgent with you.

09:35Reflect on your actions here.

09:37You'll stay until you've come to your senses.

09:44Open up!

09:46Let me out!

09:53I'm so cold.

09:55And so hungry.

10:01The Dragon Sanctum is no playground for mere mortal.

10:17You think you could just march in here?

10:22What?

10:28What a high-maintainments woman.

10:37My lord, save me. I'm freezing.

10:42Now you finally remember me.

10:45Darling, I'm sorry.

10:56Wait, it's too much.

11:03Dear lord.

11:25Key's my foot and swear it. Swear you'll kill Eileen.

11:31Eileen and I grew up together. She's like a sister to me. I... I can't raise a hand against her.

11:39Do you actually think you're someone special? I am the princess of the Empire.

11:44I'm not asking, Leon. I'm ordering you to kill that wrench.

11:49As you command, my princess.

11:52Do this right, and Silas might just let you stay on as my little secret.

11:58My lapdog.

12:02I'll deploy my troops on one condition.

12:07You publicly declare me the rightful heir to the throne.

12:11Is the Sky Castle not enough for you?

12:14Keep it, then. It doesn't matter.

12:17Once you're dead, the Empire falls to me anyway.

12:21Everything will be yours.

12:23Provided you marry my daughter.

12:25And Eileen...

12:26must be mine...

12:28as well.

12:31Not a chance!

12:32She is Maya's daughter!

12:34Oh, man.

12:34The only woman I'm marrying

12:36is the one you've proclaimed to the world as the princess of this Empire.

12:51My lord.

12:58Eat.

13:02You expect me to eat this raw?

13:04Just like that?

13:05How else are you supposed to eat it?

13:07You clearly have no idea that humans don't do raw.

13:09So much trouble.

13:12My lord!

13:15Hmm?

13:16My lord.

13:17How about I teach you how to grill?

13:20Absolutely not.

13:22I refi-

13:23Your turn.

13:24Light the fire, please.

13:26You want me to use my noble dragon flame to cook a fish?

13:30Exactly.

13:31Technically.

13:40Um...

13:41Would you mind if we went back and caught another one?

13:45Nooooo!

13:54Say, uh...

13:55ah

14:06My bride looks after me and me alone

14:18That's the first time I've seen you smile

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21:19i brought some food from the human realm the kind you used to like i don't want your cakes

21:25i want my freedom freedom to run back to that traitor leon or to be eaten by the serpents

21:33that is my home i won't die don't you understand yet you are just a disposable pawn they can

21:41sacrifice at any moment you have no home anymore your freedom is to stay right here and live

21:51noah are you okay stop hurting yourself i'm trying to keep you safe

22:00why can't you just obey me because i'm your woman not your trophy

22:05fight the beast noah don't let it win

22:22stay back the dragon it wants to tear you apart and consume you

22:27no noah look at me not with the dragon's eyes but with yours

22:32it's too late the scent of your blood it's calling to the beast

22:36then listen to this this is a human heart if you want me you have to find your own again

22:47why why don't you run i'm a monster eileen

22:50a monster wouldn't try this hard to protect me from himself

23:14there are thousands of them leon and silas

23:17they've actually come they don't come for you island they come for the power they think i possess

23:24noah please don't let the dragon take over again

23:28i don't need the dragon for these ants watch

23:36it's a slaughter

23:40he never stood a chance

23:42not all of them one rat survived

23:51look at you noah playing house with a human girl while your kingdom burns

23:57you're lucky the storm hasn't ripped your tongue out yet silas

24:01oh but you should thank me

24:03do you even know who you're protecting

24:06i'm nothing to you simus leave us alone

24:08nothing you're the secret daughter of the high king

24:11the blood of the very man who hunted noah's father to death

24:18is it true you carry the blood of my father's murderer

24:21i didn't know noah i never knew

24:26she's the bait dragon and you fell for it

24:45duke my love save me

24:54i was so small

24:56so full of hate

24:58i jumped from this very ledge

25:01wishing for death

25:05the man who killed my father

25:07he did it for maya

25:08you have her eyes

25:10tell me the truth

25:12maya was my mother

25:14but i am not duke's blood

25:15i am the child of her shame

25:17not his crown

25:21look at her

25:22the king's pure little bird

25:24don't you want to see what happens

25:27when you clip her wings

25:29and what do i get in return my queen

25:32let your guards defile her

25:34make her your vessel

25:36do this

25:36and i am yours

25:58duke please

25:59she has my eyes

26:01she is innocent

26:03don't don't let them kill her

26:05innocent

26:05she is the living proof that you were touched by those snakes

26:10just let her live

26:12as a servant

26:13anything

26:15this is the serpent's filth

26:17you are my greatest shame

26:18you are a curse i must keep in the shadows

26:27noah look at you

26:28guarding a woman who was born in my people's fifth

26:31does she smell like the snake pit yet

26:36i will rip the tongue out of your head silas

26:39she is mine

26:40enjoy the leftovers dragon

26:43when i'm done

26:44this castle becomes my nest

26:47and eileen

26:48she'll finally come home to the snakes

27:02attack

27:03kill the dragon

27:04bring me the girl alive

27:08and

27:09and

27:36some

27:36of

27:36the

27:46Your heart belongs to me now, Noah.

27:51Noah! Get up!

27:53Don't let him take you!

28:05I will tear you into bloody pieces!

28:10Get out of my reel!

28:15Impressive, Noah. You burned half your life force just to kill a... shadow.

28:20No! No! A shadow?

28:24I am everywhere, and I am nowhere.

28:29If a mere projection could break your wings, imagine what I will do when I arrive in person.

28:36Next time it won't be a test. It will be your funeral.

28:43And Eileen will finally have a real king.

28:50Noah! No, please, my lord, don't die!

28:53Don't leave me alone in this darkness!

29:06Noah, look at me. His words are just poison. I am here. I am not going anywhere.

29:13I should have burned them all! I'm still a monster to them, and maybe to you, too.

29:17No. You are the man who saved me.

29:21But if you keep acting like a beast, you're just giving them what they want.

29:31And what do you want, Eileen?

29:33I want a husband. Not a weapon.

29:38Learn to control the fire inside, Noah.

29:41If you want me to stay, show me you can be more than just a dragon.

29:54How is she still alive?

30:00That servant should be dragon beat.

30:03Simus, go get her.

30:04Bring her back so I can make her pay myself.

30:08Did I hear a command, Wiki?

30:11I... I am the princess!

30:14You are my fiancée!

30:16You are nothing but a pawn for this alliance.

30:19Don't mistake a snake's patience for loyalty.

30:28I'll bring the dragon back, but the girl...

30:31She belongs to me now.

30:35A pawn?

30:37You think I'm just a piece on your board?

30:40I am the blood of the Empire.

30:43If Silas wants that servant so badly, he can have her cause.

30:48I'll burn the Sky Castle to the ground before I let her take my throne.

30:52Or my man.

30:54You want to see her scream, Silas?

31:00I'll make sure she's screaming for mercy when she meets her end.

31:09Too hard, Noah.

31:10You're trying to touch me, not crush a stone.

31:13Again.

31:15This is ridiculous.

31:17My claws are for killing, not for stroking skin.

31:22If you want to be with me, you have to learn.

31:25Softly, like a breeze.

31:27Is this what humans call gentle?

31:31Yes.

31:32And try not to singe my hair with your breath next time.

31:38You are a very demanding bride, Eileen.

31:47And I have kept my promise.

31:49I am listening to you now.

31:52But Eileen, I need you to feel my world too.

31:55Not just the one you imagined, but the one I truly live in.

31:59You must see the sky through a dragon's eyes.

32:02Not just a prisoner's.

32:06Noah, the heights.

32:09They remind me of the storm.

32:11Of the way you grabbed me in the darkness.

32:13I'm afraid of that power.

32:18The storm is only one side of me.

32:20Humans fear the wind because it can tear down houses.

32:23But they forget it's the same wind that carries a bird home.

32:28It sounds so violent.

32:30It feels like it's screaming.

32:32Listen closer.

32:33If you don't fight it, the wind becomes a cradle.

32:39Close your eyes, Eileen.

32:41Trust me.

32:42I want to show you the world not as a battlefield, but as a masterpiece.

32:50Noah!

32:51We're going too fast!

32:53Please, put me down!

32:55Open your eyes, Eileen!

32:56Look at what it means to be a dragon!

33:07It's beautiful!

33:10The world looks so small from here.

33:12The humans only see the storm.

33:16They never look high enough to see the peace above it.

33:21I'm not afraid anymore.

33:23With you, I feel...

33:24free.

33:25Then stay here.

33:27Be the only light in my endless sky.

33:44Eileen, there is a reason I haven't...

33:46claimed you yet.

33:47I thought...

33:49you were just trying to be human for me.

33:51It's more than that.

33:52To truly stabilize my power,

33:54we must perform the great rule of the dragons.

33:56A wedding?

33:57A soulbinding.

33:58Our hearts must beat as one during the union.

34:00Only then will the beast truly submit to my will.

34:03You mean...

34:05if we don't do this,

34:07you'll never be able to control the dragon?

34:09If I don't, I will eventually lose my mind.

34:11But I won't force you.

34:13Show me the way, Noah.

34:14I want to be your bride.

34:25A hundred years of darkness.

34:27I thought that's all I deserved.

34:30Anger kept me alive.

34:32I figured one day it'd swallow me whole.

34:34I was just...

34:35waiting to die.

34:37My whole life,

34:38I've been invisible.

34:40No one wanted me in that palace.

34:42I was a shadow with no name.

34:45A servant.

34:47Until...

34:48You were never invisible to me.

34:51The moment you stepped onto that sacrificial ship,

34:54you became the only place I could breathe.

34:57A human heart.

34:59Taught the beast how to feel.

35:02Then let the girl with no home find one in your arms.

35:06I don't need a palace, Noah.

35:08I just need you.

35:10Everything else, I can learn.

35:14This is my vow.

35:16As long as the sky remains and the dragon fire burns,

35:20you are no servant.

35:22You are the only queen

35:24of the sky.

35:27Aelin,

35:27will you bind your soul to mine?

35:29Through blood and breath.

35:31Through fire and eternity.

35:33Yes.

35:34A thousand times, yes.

35:36I choose you, Noah.

35:37In this life,

35:38and every life that follows.

35:49Noah,

35:50just now...

35:53What is it?

35:54Nothing.

35:55Maybe my eyes were just bluttered by tears.

36:06It's on, finally.

36:08Enjoy the wedding gift I've given you both.

36:16My ancestors used this altar to shackle their brides,

36:20to force a union.

36:21But I have cleared the blood of the past.

36:24Today,

36:25this place will witness a union

36:27of choice.

36:29Does the ceremony scare you, Noah?

36:31I can feel your heart racing.

36:33It scares me that I might fail you.

36:36The ritual will drop my barriers.

36:38For one hour,

36:39I will be as vulnerable as a human child.

36:41But it is the only way to kill the beast inside me,

36:44and become the man you deserve.

36:45You are already that man, Noah.

36:48The beast is just a shadow.

36:50Don't do this for the ritual.

36:52Do it for us.

36:59I will give you a wedding

37:00that the legends will sing about.

37:02A wedding where the dragon

37:03finally finds his peace.

37:05And the girl

37:06finally finds her throne.

37:15That's strange.

37:17Huh?

37:19Maybe I'm just too excited.

37:21My heart,

37:22it feels like it's beating incorrectly.

37:25Mine too.

37:26For a hundred years,

37:27it's the first time my heart

37:29has raced like this.

37:32Beat away, little bride.

37:34When your heartbeat sinks with mine,

37:36you will know

37:37who your true master is.

37:44Shh.

37:44Is he coming?

37:49Close call.

37:50We have to finish this tonight, Ollie.

37:54Tomorrow,

37:55I want to see the Dragon King's eyes

37:57when he realizes

37:58he's no longer alone.

38:04Am I just too tired?

38:07It's nothing.

38:08Maybe it's just the moonlight.

38:27I'll see you next time.

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