- 17 minutes ago
My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕 💕
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't suck. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants topping Orser?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:23It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:42Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:03It was...
09:04It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore!
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:36But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Liora. Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
10:16Boss? Soup's ready.
10:24If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe. Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:57More. Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy, help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:37Lily's in trouble!
12:44I... I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:48Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:11ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:11ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:11ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:14ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:18ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
13:36you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:43i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run go
14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm
14:48dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
15:03off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering wait maybe it
15:12since the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
15:46stopped
15:53it's
15:56it's
15:57it's
16:02it's
16:03it's
16:09it's
16:10it's
16:13my liege
16:15have mercy
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter
16:18I swear it
16:18please spare my life
16:20no problem
16:21thank you my lord
16:22thank you for your mercy
16:23try to remember that
16:24in your next life
16:38enjoying the show
16:49my king
16:50we had nothing to do
16:51with the Hydra
16:52we swear
16:52listen to me
16:53if any of you
16:55take one step
16:56near my daughter again
16:57I will skin you alive
16:59now
17:00get the fuck
17:01out of my sight
17:02yes
17:03yes my leash
17:15my love
17:17since you refuse to tell me
17:18who did this to you
17:19I'll just have to dig up
17:21the truth myself
17:30that wild god
17:31pan's always pulling
17:32power grabs
17:33but Poseidon
17:35guy's long gone
17:36probably fish food
17:38in some trench
17:38right
17:39sea god myth
17:40ancient history
17:41wanna bet
17:42there ain't no
17:43sea king anymore
17:55the world's the same as ever
17:57the dead are louder than the living
18:00who the hell are you
18:01you're in Hades territory
18:03asshole
18:15poseidon
18:25is Hades still breathing
18:27if he is
18:28tell him to get his ass out here
18:34who the fuck
18:35is tearing up
18:35my domain
18:41I don't have time
18:43for this
18:43I'm not wasting it on you
18:44I need a background check
18:51you know who I am
18:52Hades' ace
18:53you crash my spot
18:55you die here
19:18little fish
19:27Hades' staff
19:28one shot
19:30the sea king
19:31he's real
19:34Hades
19:35you hiding
19:36come out
19:37or this whole place
19:39turns into driftwood
19:41one
19:42two
19:47thank the fates
19:48the boss is here
19:54boss
19:55this bum
20:02you idiot
20:03piss off the lord of the oceans
20:04and we all drown
20:05you're done
20:06get out
20:07in front of poseidon
20:09your ants
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights
20:16my lord
20:17is this handling satisfactory
20:19I'm not here for fun
20:22dig up everything on that
20:23Leora and her daughter
20:28understood
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now
20:31you have three days
20:32I'll be back
20:37everyone
20:37drop what you're doing
20:39full sweep
20:40on the Leora
20:41and child
20:41every resource
20:43every contact
20:43now
20:44tell them
20:45poseidon's back
20:53poseidon's back
20:54let's hope this time
20:55he doesn't flood the place
20:57just to make a point
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead
21:07kid comes with us alive
21:08she's still hurt
21:09easy pickets
21:10let's move
21:23we'll make a nice stew
21:25surprise daddy for lunch
21:33a forest nymph
21:35playing happy
21:36home mater
21:37pathetic
21:40who are you
21:42Dylan's orders
21:44come quietly
21:45to the stronghold
21:46or I drag your corpse back
21:49mommy
21:50who's the ugly goat man
21:52hand over the kid
22:01stay away from my daughter
22:03don't you dare touch her
22:21mommy
22:22you're bleeding
22:23this forest is locked down
22:25surrender now
22:27I'll go with you
22:29on one condition
22:30let my daughter go
22:32no mommy
22:34I'm not leaving you
22:45kids mine
22:47you die
22:50you
22:51poisoned me
22:55my poison fog
22:57the more you fight
22:58the faster it rots you
23:00from the inside
23:01give up
23:03you've gone too far
23:04even if I die today
23:06I'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded
23:12poisoned
23:13done
23:15the kid's coming with me
23:19don't touch her
23:20come at me
23:22feisty one
23:23Dylan wants you dead
23:25but first
23:26I'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face
23:37all mine now
23:41let my mommy go
23:43you bastard
23:51Lily
23:51Lily
23:52run
23:53get out of here
23:58serve me well
23:59and I might let her run
24:01a little longer
24:09Lily
24:22your hands off her
24:31you touch my woman
24:32you're a dead man
24:39Jack
24:41what the hell just happened
24:46you okay babe
24:47so you're the boyfriend
24:49too bad
24:50I'll snap every bone
24:51in your body
24:52with one hand
25:09Jack
25:09keep Lily safe
25:11long as I'm here
25:12you don't lose
25:13shut up
25:14and go
25:15now
25:27if I pull this vine
25:28the whole cliff
25:29goes with us demon
25:32run all you want
25:33my pack tears you
25:35both apart
25:47no
26:02no
26:03no
26:03no
26:04no
26:04no
26:24Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
26:27I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.
26:31Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
26:33We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid.
26:43I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
26:57Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?
27:16You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human.
27:22Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:46Okay, Lily.
27:47Lily, you can turn around now.
27:51Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:07Don't move.
28:08Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:20No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:26Ha ha ha ha.
28:28That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:37I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn.
28:51You take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:37Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe.
29:57Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:13End it fast.
30:16You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband?
30:41Step over my corpse first.
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine.
30:46I'll oblige.
31:14You're half dead already.
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:20The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra.
31:52The coastal legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing.
32:01He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me.
32:22Jack, stay behind me.
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack.
32:28Look around.
32:28We're surrounded.
32:29We could actually die here.
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
32:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02The E smack because of all the神 ends!
33:056
33:058
33:068
33:078
33:081uestos
33:083
Comments