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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
05:47I'm leaving!
05:49I'm leaving!
06:18I'm leaving!
06:21I'm leaving!
06:25I'm leaving!
06:27I'm leaving!
06:30I'm leaving!
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07:09I'm leaving!
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08:12I'm leaving!
08:15I'm leaving!
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08:42I'm leaving!
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09:01I'm leaving!
09:04I'm leaving!
09:07I'm leaving!
09:07Do you have any money on the payroll?
09:08Look, Mr. J Gad, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here!
09:11Got a good boss.
09:12Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work!
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gad is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads
09:21with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be DeMar Davis,
09:27former Wilcox employee,
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed Doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh
09:32and seemingly has the power to move himself
09:34and his boss through solid walls.
09:37Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub.
09:41Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents
09:44in service of Gad.
09:46Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project
09:49and action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:52You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Aro.
10:06Dying for some sugar.
10:07They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
10:09But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
10:12You know what I'm saying?
10:13Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:16Oh, I heard of that.
10:18DeMar, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19The doormat.
10:20Live and direct.
10:22Ding dong.
10:24You're a funny guy.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You ever think about acting?
10:29Nah.
10:30Not my thing, Frank.
10:33Besides, who can get J-Gad his snack plate?
10:35True.
10:36Keep it.
10:37You never know.
10:38It's just, you know, the heist is feeling flat.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43I agree.
10:43I think we need something more original.
10:45Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:47I always liked that version.
10:48Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed.
10:52Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:57The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:58The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
11:06Um, I may have something.
11:08Look, man, I want to help out.
11:11I can't act.
11:12Who cares?
11:13I can't act.
11:14It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:16We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:18This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:20You know what's easy?
11:20If you bring somebody else in.
11:22Keep the idea.
11:23Brilliant idea.
11:24Bring in a real actor.
11:26Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:28Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:31People know who you are.
11:33They would go crazy.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm more comfortable behind the scenes than we are.
11:39There is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:42You have something that other people just don't.
11:45It's a charisma, a charm.
11:48On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:52It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:56You do realize that, right?
12:03All right.
12:03Yeah.
12:04All right.
12:06It's going to be great.
12:12Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:14We've been training 10 years for this.
12:15And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:28We're trapped!
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm.
12:32What difference does it make?
12:33We're all going to die.
12:34Harry!
12:35Keep it together, you two.
12:36Why, Jake?
12:37It's time to panic.
12:38I wouldn't be so sure about that.
12:43Ding-dong, mother...
12:54What did I tell you?
12:56Huh?
12:58I love you.
12:59And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy Family
13:02when special guest DeMar Doorman-Davis comes a-knockin'.
13:08There's the door, man.
13:15Where is that thing?
13:17I'm so embarrassed.
13:19Hold on.
13:20I got this.
13:27Ding-dong, baby!
13:29Ding to the dong!
13:30The people are real.
13:32The rulings are real.
13:33And this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
13:36Ding-dong!
13:37I said ding-dong!
13:38You ding-dongs!
13:39I am a big fan.
13:41You want a pick?
13:42Okay.
13:47I remember this place.
13:50Dang, girl, you done got a fine.
13:51What's up?
13:52Yo!
13:53You mind if I come in for a drink?
13:54Oh, of course.
13:55Mr. Doorman, please.
13:56Head right in.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Oh, if things quiet down, why don't you come have a drink with us?
14:01Oh, I love that.
14:04Ding-dong.
14:04Ding!
14:07Ding!
14:08Action!
14:09Action!
14:10Dance!
14:11Dance!
14:12Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:14You'll be dancing with the top in Hollywood.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17You'll be dancing with the top in Hollywood.
14:20All right.
14:21Hollywood!
14:22Hollywood!
14:24So whoo!
14:25Hollywood!
14:26Hollywood!
14:28Hollywood!
14:28Yeah!
14:29Yeah!
14:30Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:33Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
14:35Bridget!
14:36Yo!
14:36Yo, what's going on?
14:39Wow.
14:40Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A., and an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding dong.
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:53Aw.
14:54Yes?
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
14:59So, uh, you happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04I just got off the phone with my agent.
15:06He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:27You know, mark that one.
15:30Please tell me when it's 15 minutes or up.
15:36You're real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:40Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or, I could go to town with this round.
16:05Door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14Yeah, man.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no.
16:17It ain't that.
16:17It's just...
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love it.
16:22You can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Cool.
16:26I got to get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:31Hey.
16:37Hey.
16:38What's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis,
16:42a.k.a. Doorman.
16:43And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:49I'm a little thirsty.
16:52A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02A Ding Dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08My mixtape.
17:09This is my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding Dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15I call this the go long ding dong.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Look at this.
17:28What's up, DeMar?
17:30Hey.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:34Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression?
17:39Ding Dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the
17:49Stella Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that training.
18:10alas poor yurik i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the
18:57campaign will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow they
19:17already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy he is
19:24charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight this i mean we
19:31got a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting
19:35pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful
19:42with your money you know how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in
19:48your hands you've never said that i'm saying it now you don't have any other superpowers you didn't
19:58tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well look this is a dip this is a tiny
20:06little dip
20:06we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get you something better something uh smart and elevated
20:13trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more this is a drum because with the potato
20:20bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside why juggle a tough schedule
20:26when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and plop it in the microwave you hear that
20:31sound
20:32i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:37whoo well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over
20:50his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:24for me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:32um
21:56oh there's my best friend miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too
22:02really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course
22:09a man beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:48you
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming
22:54tomorrow go ahead
22:56oh
22:58Oh, my shit.
23:03Cast grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall.
23:08Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
23:10The stunts?
23:10Of course.
23:11Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop.
23:15Mark, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:17Okay.
23:19GTG.
23:23And action!
23:30We can only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
23:33You ready?
23:34Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:00Holy...
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals
25:28to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now? Astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
26:05and I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go,
26:15but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:27a million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:36I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:46from a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:51from moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:55but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it,
27:12and I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur,
27:24from K-Mart to Gucci's, from here no telling where,
27:29from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast,
27:33but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56He's the bus, kids will blow down the lion fuzz,
28:00and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I drink in my hand,
28:07my snow up against the burning sand,
28:10probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away,
28:18a winter storm,
28:20and I would have solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see
28:27what my buddies all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer,
28:34summer,
28:36summer,
28:37summer,
28:38summer,
28:38summer,
28:39in summer.
28:44Yeah!
28:52That,
28:53that,
28:53blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
28:56The hacks and the cult are both so intense.
28:58Put them together, it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in this cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a...
29:08Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy's Nell Man
29:11Happy Happy Happy Happy's Nell Man
29:20Hop hop hop hop
29:27Nell man
29:30Hop hop hop hop
29:32Winters Thank you stay in a row
29:35Winters даunauna
29:38Puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle.
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