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00:05You
00:05Oh, you killed my sister. I don't care if he's your brother
00:09My best assassin rots in one of your disgusting American presents and you do nothing about it
00:17Even machine had bent a knee to the order. I want to make dinner Rex. You two better really need
00:31This is way too soon, but I love you. I love you, too
00:35Sorry, I ruined your execution Nolan. Get away from him. Mark, why is your door locked?
00:41We got to get her own place. There are fewer than 50 pure-blooded viltrumites left in the universe
01:00You ready to go
01:02Uh-huh. I was just taking my medicine
01:05I didn't even need to remind you. I'm proud of you, baby girl
01:14Did you know that dinosaurs have feathers? In movies, they look like lizards, but they actually look like birds
01:20Even the T-rex?
01:22Even the T-rex
01:25They look like giant chickens. Giant chickens with T
01:30Principal Lang showing a cookie fundraiser for library books and students that sell the most boxes can win prizes
01:36I want to sell more than anyone and win a computer
01:39Hmm, and you're gonna have to hustle
01:41Oh, she's growing taller every day
01:45You spoil her, Amir
01:47Just remember, a new computer doesn't mean more screen time
01:51I know, Dad
01:53It's Bella and Bailey. Love you, Dad. Bye!
01:57Love you, too
02:01What'd I tell you about family time?
02:04We got a problem, boss
02:23We got a problem, boss
02:33What'd I tell you about family time?
03:00But it's the only thing
03:02Thanksosta
03:02I
03:03Seient
03:11Let's go.
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08:45with yet mark you're gonna miss breakfast oh shit oh no oh there's so many small things in your room
08:57oh come around I'll knock on the front door okay see you in a second
09:13oh oh what are milk pancakes whoa you're right he's still growing
09:25it's weird someone's at the door so early hey Eve what a surprise oh well hello I was just in
09:34the
09:34neighborhood and figured I'd drop by and see you guys why'd you fly out of Mark's window if you're
09:38just gonna come back and ow Eve would you like to join us for breakfast well I would love to
09:47thank
09:47you for asking not at all pull up a chair I had Oliver set an extra place just in case
09:53oh
09:57lucky for me I guess so mark did you get a good night's sleep I mark wasn't sleeping he and
10:11Eve had
10:12a sleepover Oliver what the hell ow stop kicking me they made too much noise playing and woke me up
10:18we were watching um a movie I didn't know it was gonna be that loud ow Oliver ow these pancakes
10:27are
10:27amazing Mrs. Grayson are they buttermilk they're so soft and fluffy and light I tried baking blueberry
10:32pancakes once but I went way too many blueberries and then the batter was really soggy and then
10:36the blueberries weren't even sweet maybe it was the wrong time of year I definitely think it was the
10:41wrong time of year yeah okay um moving on mom uh how much does it cost to rent an apartment
10:49since when did you become interested in real estate even I um we were talking after what happened with
10:58angstrom maybe it's better if we shared a place of our own oh and you're seeing Paul now you know
11:09you'd probably like it better if I'm not walking in on you both when I come home from a big
11:13fight
11:15you're both adults and free to make your own choices but I like having you two around
11:23I know mom I like it too but can't live at home forever
11:30but then who's gonna hang out with me hey I'm not I'm not leaving forever Oliver I'll be like a
11:38five
11:47second flight away
11:48when you brought up moving out I thought it was just talk but you're actually serious huh
11:55if we had a place of our own we could just be together you know like a grown-up couple
12:00who's in
12:00this thing for real that is if you want to nothing would make me happier than waking up in our
12:09own
12:09apartment to your handsome drooling face wait I don't drool do I but you're in I'm in
12:30now we just have to figure out how to afford it you already made a tree house you could just
12:36make
12:36us a cool place here in the city and put it where the middle of the park the city has
12:42zoning laws for
12:43those kinds of things oh right well maybe I can look for a part-time job or something I know
12:56the
12:57problems your prison faces in the past year Peyton's had five riots three escapes and too many attempted
13:04breakouts to count how can I help you miss Wilkins I get it you're suffering from overcrowding
13:13a criminally slow response from the GDA during emergencies and a serious lack of funding none of
13:19that is your fault I'm here to offer you a solution go on a superhero on retainer available and ready
13:31to handle any and all super villain related problems he can fly he's got super strength and
13:36he's practically invulnerable in fact he stopped a breakout here not too long ago with minimal damage
13:42and zero casualties imagine having someone of that caliber just a text away 24-7 what company are
13:52you with again you look 19 I'm the owner of a private security firm we're called
14:13first calls free you failed you asked me to bring multiple out of prison and out of respect I hired
14:24a team to do it but the job went sideways
14:27you asked me to bring multiple out of prison and out of respect I hired a team to do it
14:28but the job went sideways
14:28then try again no or at least not now there's too much heat they've still got that anti-teleport filled
14:41up and my sources say the prison just hired a superhero as their new guard dog find a way to
14:46get my assassin back you have 24 hours and if I don't
14:55I hear little Fiona's becoming quite the entrepreneur
14:59I hear little Fiona's becoming quite the entrepreneur
15:09Nasa where's Fiona?
15:13Rodrigo drove her back an hour ago
15:15What did I tell you?
15:17What did I tell you?
15:17The expansion on the east side was the right move
15:20Fiona!
15:22Daddy?
15:27Oh sweet thing
15:29How was school today?
15:31Everything okay?
15:32School was great
15:33We had a math quiz and I got an A and I sold all my cookies
15:38That's my girl
15:41A tiny old man with a metal mouth bottom
15:46You're staying at home with your mom until I tell you otherwise, got it?
15:51Am I in trouble?
15:53Nah baby, it's just business
15:56Honey, what's going on?
16:00I don't even know how to set up my email and you created a whole business
16:06You're incredible
16:08Thank me after we get our first paycheck
16:11And once I finish my classes, I'll be out there with you
16:15Also, the email thing, it's not that difficult
16:19Mark?
16:21Mark, wake up!
16:27What's up mom?
16:28I was just...
16:29Hmm?
16:31Oliver's gone
16:34If Leo wants multipause so bad, why doesn't he go get him himself?
16:38Yeah, he wants ball back
16:39But it's about more than that
16:41It's also him seeing if you're gonna play ball with the order or not
16:45If you're gonna be a good boy and do as you're told
16:49He crossed the line
16:51Bossed
16:52There ain't no line with the order
16:54You think multipause is their only assassin?
16:57Hell, last guy who went up against Liu got eaten
17:01Came out as fucking dragon shit
17:04Had an asshole like machine head survive as long as he did
17:07Believe it or not, he can shut up when he has to
17:11But he was always angling for Liu's seat
17:14Wanted to run the order himself
17:17And there ain't a game more dangerous than that
17:25What if someone took him?
17:26Could be whoever was spying on us
17:28We don't know that yet
17:31Maybe Robot can help?
17:33Shit, do I need to call Cecil?
17:35He's got cameras everywhere
17:37Over there
17:40Let's check it out
17:41Wait
17:56It's not fair
17:57You can fly
17:59You gotta do it without using your powers
18:01Okay, okay
18:02No flying
18:04Promise
18:07You can do this
18:08Come on, Oliver
18:09Come on, you got this
18:10Ready?
18:17Oh
18:19You okay?
18:21That was hard
18:22But I almost did it
18:24I'm gonna do it again
18:26You can do it
18:28You gotta lean forward more
18:36My dad would kill me if he got me sneaking out again
18:39So would my mom
18:41You got this, Oliver, come on
18:42Lean forward!
18:44He made friends
18:46Like normal friends
18:49And they're just playing
18:50Of course he made friends, Mark
18:53He's a kid
18:53It's just too bad he had to sneak out to do it
18:56Beat it, shrimps
18:57It's past your bedtime
19:00Nuh-uh
19:01We were here first
19:03We were here first
19:05Duh
19:06Why the hell are you purple?
19:08Let's go
19:09I'm getting tired anyway
19:12We're not leaving
19:13You leave
19:14Oh
19:15Oh
19:17I said
19:18Get lost
19:20Ooh, watch out
19:21He's getting mad
19:23Oliver can take care of himself
19:27It's not him I'm worried about
19:31Well whatcha gonna do, shrimp?
19:33Huh?
19:43What the fuck?
19:45Oh
19:47He's got fucking powers
19:49He's got fucking powers!
19:51That was awesome!
19:53He's a good kid, Mark
19:58Honestly, Brad wasn't on my radar
20:01But after that last date
20:03He's totally grown on me
20:05And...
20:06He's like a good kisser
20:25I won't let go
20:29Please, man, please, man, please
20:34Oh! Hey, Ray!
20:36Uh, right on time!
20:38It's almost midnight
20:40Uh, yeah, I know
20:43This took me a little longer than I thought
20:45Pull up a chair
20:47I'm cooking you dinner
20:50I gathered
20:50But why?
20:52Why?
20:52Oh, because...
20:53You said it was something you wanted to do
20:56You know, like have a normal dinner, so...
21:00Ta-da!
21:03I thought you said you didn't cook
21:05Ooh, that's what I thought, too
21:06But look at all this!
21:08Honestly?
21:09I'm as surprised as you are
21:11Oh!
21:12Oh-ho!
21:15Full disclosure
21:16It's from a meal kit
21:18Turns out I can follow instructions when I want to
21:22It smells delicious, actually
21:24Ooh! I almost forgot
21:28You did not get that in the meal kit
21:30Okay, so remember when the Immortal told us to grab our stuff and get out of Guardian's HQ?
21:36I may have also grabbed some of his stuff
21:39Specifically, a few bottles of...
21:43Chateau...
21:44Something... something... I don't know how to pronounce
21:46You mean you stole a few bottles
21:48Ah, potato-potato
21:50I've been doing it for years and he's never noticed
21:53Besides, wine like this is wasted on a guy who hasn't smiled in 10,000 years
21:591762?
22:01Such a good year
22:02You know, other than the incurable diseases and tooth decay and people never taking showers
22:10Cheers
22:11Cheers
22:15So that's... terrible?
22:17Oh, it's so bad!
22:19Quick, eat something
22:24Mmm...
22:24Mmm...
22:27Mmm...
22:27Mmm...
22:28Mmm...
22:29Mmm...
22:30Mmm...
22:31You know that none of this... none of this is normal, right?
22:39Yeah...
22:40But it's still good
22:43Thank you
23:04Name and number of the inmate you're here to see
23:08Sir?
23:16Well, well, well...
23:19Look who it is
23:21My own personal Judas
23:24Ah!
23:27Machine head...
23:28You don't sound so hot
23:29Don't look so hot either
23:32You think this place knows anything about maintaining a piece of quality machinery like me?
23:38I could help with that
23:40I could help with that
23:41Cut the shit rocks for brains and get to the point
23:44I'm missing my computer classes
23:45How else am I gonna learn Microsoft Word and get a job in a fuckin' office?
23:52Oh...
23:53Oh, I see
23:54It finally happened
23:55You had a visit from an old guy with metal teeth and a bodyguard the size of Nebraska
23:59Except they're not from Nebraska
24:03Yeah...
24:04Oh, I'm sorry
24:06Did Isotope not tell you about the order?
24:09When you two assholes stabbed me in the back?
24:11That even if you crawled out from under my thumb, there's always a bigger thumb
24:17Well, welcome to reality, muchacho!
24:20Ha ha ha!
24:21I hope Mr. Liu turns into that giant snake and eats you for dinner!
24:26He does that? I'm serious, I saw it once
24:28It was amazing!
24:30You done?
24:31No, but you are
24:32If you don't get on your knees, say you're very, very sorry
24:35And do whatever the fuck Liu tells you to
24:38He wants me to break out multipole
24:42Yeah, I bet he does, missing his little murder machine
24:46But unless I missed something, you haven't done that
24:49I don't need the heat
24:50An invincible guard's a prisoner
24:52Aw, is your old super friend still sore at you after my giant space cat rearranged his face?
24:58Ha ha!
24:59Man, that was a good time
25:00I almost want to forgive you just for that moment, but to be clear, I don't
25:05I'm still a little taffed about how everything went down
25:10Liu also threatened my daughter, and that crossed a line
25:15Oh, I'm sorry, he crossed a line?
25:18You better report him to HR
25:20The Order takes these things very seriously
25:23You got two options, pal
25:25One, you figure out a way to get Liu's stabby little friend out of Hawk
25:29Or two, you and your precious little family are dragon chow
25:34That's it, that's all
25:36Make a choice already
25:39You got that fancy head, all packed in with transistors and other computer bullshit
25:44And you still think I'm just some dummy from the streets
25:48That's how I took you down
25:51Like I said
25:55They don't know how to maintain a guy like me in here
26:00And his friends, they didn't make fun of him for, you know, being purple?
26:08They didn't seem to care
26:10You're sure he was having fun?
26:12Yeah, Mom, I know what fun looks like
26:16He still shouldn't be sneaking out
26:18What if those bullies come back?
26:20Oliver didn't hurt them
26:21He was really good
26:23I'm proud of him
26:25I can't follow him like you can, Mark
26:28I know
26:30I'll talk to him about not going out at night again
26:32But you can always call me or Eve
26:35Do we really want to stop him from being a kid?
26:42Oh, shit
26:44Sorry
27:00You want to go to jail so badly?
27:02I'm happy to help with that
27:03Whoa, Titan
27:07I never got to thank you for almost getting me killed
27:14You want to go to jail so badly?
27:15What happened between us last time was nothing personal?
27:18It mean for it to get that rough for you
27:21Unbelievable
27:22You used me
27:24And then left me to die
27:25I fought like hell to keep you alive
27:28But Machine Head had to go
27:30I don't care
27:31You're coming with me
27:32We need to talk
27:33Look, we really don't
27:35A lot of people are going to die
27:36Okay, I'm not falling for that again
27:40You think I just come out here
27:42Let you put hands on me
27:44If it wasn't life or death?
27:46You think I'm that stupid?
27:53This is still some bullshit
28:02Bet you don't recognize this neighborhood anymore
28:05Not that guys like you ever came down here
28:07Even though it used to be a war zone under Machine Head
28:10Look at it now
28:11No more murders
28:13No more crime
28:14Folks no longer afraid to live here
28:17No more murders or crime except for yours
28:21That's not how I run things
28:23Ask your friends in the GDA
28:24If shit isn't better now than a year ago
28:27They're not my friends anymore
28:29Huh
28:30You heard of the Order?
28:32Or Mr. Liu?
28:34No
28:34They're a global crime syndicate
28:37Superpowered
28:39He's their leader
28:40And can turn into a dragon
28:41A big dragon
28:44Yeah? So?
28:45I don't work for them
28:47But they think otherwise
28:48And if I don't break Multi-Pol out from prison
28:51They're gonna kill me
28:52And my family
28:53And do it themselves
28:55What? No
28:56Multi-Pol's a murderer
28:57I'm not letting you break him out
28:59You want me to stay in charge here
29:02If I go
29:03They'll replace me with someone
29:04Who doesn't give a shit about anything but the Order
29:07And all this goes back to how it was
29:09But worse
29:13Yeah, no
29:14We're not doing this
29:15Thought you superheroes cared about saving lives
29:18Don't even start with me
29:20Come on
29:21Taking you to prison
29:27Come on dude
29:28I can fly
29:34You're not getting
29:37Away
29:39Huh?
29:42We all look the same to you, hero?
29:45Huh?
29:58Mark?
29:59What?
30:00You haven't blinked for like five minutes
30:02Are you having second thoughts about the apartment?
30:05No
30:05No
30:06No, no
30:07That's not it
30:09Titan may be less bad than Machine Head
30:12Or this
30:12Order
30:13Or whatever they're called
30:14But the guy's still bad
30:16And working with him is only gonna drag you down to his level
30:21You did the right thing
30:26Your time is up
30:27Your time is up
30:28Where is my assassin?
30:30Still in prison
30:32I clearly underestimated your intelligence
30:37A lot of people do that
30:41Isotope
30:42Take them both a mile up and let them find their own way down
30:47I said so
30:48I said so
30:51Sorry Titan
30:51Nothing personal
30:52I just like breathing
30:55Boss?
31:05Fuck
31:31Fuck
31:32You fucking
31:33Dread
31:44And...
31:46RIP Titan
31:46No way he could survive a fall like that without his shell
31:54God my body
32:09Uh, warden?
32:28Ah.
32:30What?
32:31Titan wasn't lying.
32:32There's a dragon attacking the penitentiary.
32:35Okay, let's go.
32:38What?
32:39I screwed up.
32:40I don't want you getting hurt because I made a mistake.
32:43Mark, we're in a relationship now.
32:45That means that we help and support each other.
32:48Especially when we screw up.
32:50Besides, I bet we can charge more if there's two of us.
33:17Titan told me about you.
33:19And you should know you're already dead.
33:28Security, will you let me in, you pop?
33:30I'm not looking for trouble.
33:32I'm looking for love.
33:33I'm looking for harm.
33:34I'm looking for love.
33:36Let me in, you high up.
33:37Let me in, you pop.
33:38Here's the way I'm looking for solved.
33:50Oh, my God.
33:54Let me in, you high up and down.
33:59Oh, my God.
34:03I'll get a big bad try.
34:06Will you let me in your hot arms, let me in your hot arms, let me in your crime?
34:20Security, will you let me in your bomb? I've all looking for trouble, I'm looking for love, I'm looking for
34:25hous
34:25Will you find me in your love, will you let me in your hard arms, let me in your pom?
34:30You look alone when it's different to me, you look at that as we track
34:34I looked at all these different geniuses
34:37And you looked at them with life
34:40I see them looking from all of the angles
34:42The egg has entered the world
34:45You look at the colors and the patterns I'm wearing
34:48Poison you like the eggs are smashed
34:52Not looking for trouble
34:53Ordin! Ordin!
34:54Power's out! It's off the anti-teleport field
34:56We've got bigger problems
34:58Not looking for trouble
35:04I'm looking for love
35:05I'm looking for love
35:07Will you let me in your hot hot?
35:09I swear I've knocked that throat!
35:39Don't even think about it
35:40You let me in your bobs
35:41I'm moving for love
35:44You let the edge in your pocket
35:47I'm not feeling
35:49Not looking for love
36:03Not looking for the whiskers
36:29I will show you the arrow of your name.
36:34You're not the first person to point that out!
36:59Oh shit!
37:01Your power may come from the stars,
37:03but mine come from beyond this reality.
37:21You're a fictional creature, dude.
37:46Eve, we gotta charge more than we're charging.
37:53You cannot kill what I have made from.
37:58Eve! I might need you here!
38:07Man, Titan sure ruined this place.
38:09Well, him and that giant flying lizard we all know and love.
38:14Whoa! Calm down, buddy.
38:16I'm not gonna fight you.
38:17You must be what, like 700 pounds, eh?
38:20You'd murder me.
38:21Besides, that's not my style.
38:24But I am gonna kill your boss.
38:45Mark!
38:46See? You made the same mistake I did.
38:53Ah, almost feels like cheating.
39:02But I like cheating.
39:16Machine head wanted the dragon to eat you before he killed Mr. Liu.
39:20But I figured, I owed you one.
39:22Ew. I'm taking you to jail.
39:27Nah.
39:28But thanks for the help, hero.
39:29Doing good even if you didn't mean to.
39:32See you around.
39:37Are you okay?
39:39I don't know.
39:43What else could you have done?
39:44You couldn't let Titan break Multi-Pol out of prison.
39:47Yeah.
39:49Instead, I just helped him kill his biggest rival.
39:52And almost died doing it.
39:54Again.
39:55It would have been worse if we'd done nothing.
39:58That dragon could have killed everyone.
40:00Plus, Multi-Pol's still behind bars and the Morden thinks we did an acceptable job.
40:05After I helped rebuild the damage to her prison.
40:08At least you accomplished something.
40:10Hey, we got paid enough for at least three or four months' rent.
40:14About that, maybe we should-
40:17Hold off on the apartment?
40:20With Oliver sneaking out, it just doesn't feel right to leave my mom to look after him by herself.
40:26He's my responsibility too.
40:28You don't need to explain.
40:30I get it.
40:31You're not upset?
40:33No, of course not.
40:35But as long as we're talking,
40:38I have been feeling like things were moving...
40:41Kind of fast.
40:43With my classes and us dating and everything, it's been-
40:46It's been a lot of changes.
40:49And...
40:50I wouldn't mind slowing down.
40:52Hey, I get it too.
40:57Now that we don't need to pay rent anymore, should we still keep Invincible Ink?
41:01Uh, those seance dog collectibles aren't gonna pay for themselves.
41:10Hey, Mom.
41:11Did Oliver sneak out again?
41:13I'll find him.
41:14No, he's in bed reading.
41:16We had a good talk about it.
41:18You were right.
41:20Oliver deserves to be a kid.
41:22He's different, but he's, oh, he's still just a kid.
41:26And kids should have friends, not parents who won't even let them out to play.
41:31Eve and I are not getting an apartment anymore.
41:35Oh, thank God.
41:39I mean, uh, is everything okay between you two?
41:43If you need to talk.
41:45No, no.
41:46Eve and I are good.
41:47We just wanted to slow things down.
41:48I hope you're not doing this because of me.
41:51I can handle myself.
41:53Oh, I know.
41:55I want to be an adult and protect the city and be a good boyfriend.
42:00And I also want to be here with you and Oliver.
42:03It feels nice living with the little brother, you know?
42:06I don't want that to end just yet.
42:08Oh.
42:10It's my pancakes, isn't it?
42:12I mean, duh.
42:14Oh, Mark.
42:19Oh, the biggest thing I've come to learn about adulthood is that nothing is ever black and white.
42:24So I'd say in terms of growing up, you're doing just fine.
42:33By the way, just have to say it.
42:34I know you and Eve are having sex.
42:37Mom, what?
42:38It's a natural part of life.
42:40And I want you to know...
42:41Okay, all done. Mom, great talk.
42:43Okay, good night.
42:44Good night.
43:01Woo!
43:02It's so good to be back, amigos.
43:05Did you miss me?
43:06Don't answer that.
43:07Because we all know the answer is you missed me so much, you didn't do shit about it.
43:15Now, given that I took our poor old friend and previous leader, Mr. Liu, behind the proverbial woodshed and, let's
43:23be honest, shot him in the fucking head.
43:25That entitles me to his seat, and therefore, the primo position in the order.
43:31Any objections?
43:37That's what I like to hear.
43:39Now, does anyone have any new business he, she, or it would like to bring up? Huh? Anyone?
43:49I know that seemed like it was to the room, but I'm not fucking talking to you, Slaying Mantis!
43:54Yeah, I've got new business.
43:57I keep the city.
43:59You all get everything else.
44:02But...
44:02I'm out.
44:04We good?
44:08What the hell?
44:09You caught me in a once in a lifetime good mood.
44:12Okay, take your toys and go home.
44:14We don't want you in our super special secret club anyway.
44:19Anyone else here got a problem with that?
44:25Aww, you guys did miss me. This is gonna be so great.
44:31Hey, Titan, before you go, nice job. The way you played me and Liu, pure genius.
44:39Mwah!
44:41Uh...
44:41I'm fucking with you.
44:44Backstab me again and I'm gonna drown you in your kid's blood while I tear off your wife's skin and
44:51eat her heart.
44:52And I don't even eat meat, so that's saying a lot. Comprende?
45:00That guy, watch out. Smarter than you think. Even for someone who's 50% rock.
45:06Alright, who's ready to make a little money?
45:09Mwah!
45:11Mwah!
45:19Mwah!
45:25Mwah!
45:32Mwah!
45:34Mwah!
45:48Mwah!
45:51Mwah!
45:54Mwah!
45:56Mwah!
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