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00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:54I'm late.
00:02:58Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:24I'll see you later.
00:03:30I'll see you later.
00:03:38I'll see you later.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:56Hey.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:16It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:39Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:10What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:25You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:34Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:39Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just...
00:05:42Howling around?
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:48Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:11Yes.
00:06:14Yes.
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16Yes.
00:06:19Yes.
00:06:20Yes.
00:06:21Yes.
00:06:23Yes.
00:06:31Yes.
00:06:32Yes.
00:06:37Yes.
00:06:40Yes.
00:06:52Yes.
00:06:53Yes.
00:07:03Oh, my God.
00:08:29I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:08:51I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:09:01I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:09:31I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:10:03It serves your right for never wanting to teach me.
00:10:06For fuck's sake, Henry, you know I couldn't do that.
00:10:11I'll go easy on it.
00:10:13But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:10:16All right.
00:10:17But it always backfires.
00:10:19That rarely happens.
00:10:21Then why are you here again, Xander?
00:10:24I missed my friend.
00:10:30Look, this is just who I am.
00:10:33It's not like I ever made the news.
00:10:36Whatever, dude.
00:10:37Good night.
00:10:38I'm not involved.
00:10:40And I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:44I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:46I have a job.
00:10:47I have money.
00:10:48I'm not a witch.
00:10:50Time out.
00:11:01I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
00:11:06A man or a woman who is a spiritualist or a medium among you, they must die.
00:11:15You are to stone them.
00:11:19Their blood will be upon their heads.
00:11:23Talking to you.
00:11:26Yes, you, Xander Perkins.
00:11:29You old sinner, heathen.
00:11:31Witch.
00:11:33Witch.
00:11:34Witch.
00:11:38Witch.
00:11:46Now shall not suffer a witch to live.
00:11:52Witch.
00:12:17Look, man, I don't have it.
00:12:20No, I can't.
00:12:23What do you want me to say?
00:12:24Tell you that I...
00:12:26Look, I'm going to have to call you back, all right?
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:29Bye.
00:12:32What are you doing?
00:12:34I need you to help me out.
00:12:36You're right.
00:12:37I think I have to give up black magic.
00:12:40At least for a little while.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43Cold turkey and all.
00:12:44Can you just help me out, Henry?
00:12:46Henry.
00:13:06All right, man.
00:13:07I'll see ya.
00:13:08See ya.
00:13:10Have fun with the children.
00:13:11Uh, yeah, yeah, little shitheads.
00:13:22Another day, another birthday cake.
00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished enough?
00:13:33Give a lot of love, give a lot of love, give a lot of love, a shooting star's just above.
00:13:47Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:13:59Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:14:18Is it too late to die too soon?
00:14:23I wonder...
00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:07Hmm.
00:15:08You know, now that you're not using, you're going to have to find a new way to make money.
00:15:12Oh, you mean like get a job?
00:15:14The diner's looking for help.
00:15:19You're right.
00:15:20Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:22Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:23Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:26Are you serious?
00:16:01Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:16:02Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:16:04What's up, Veronica?
00:16:06Long time?
00:16:07I just saw you in biology.
00:16:10You know what I mean.
00:16:12Anyways, how's your story going?
00:16:14Pretty well, actually.
00:16:16Yeah, you know, actually, Roland's writing this really cool story.
00:16:19Oh, sick. That's dope.
00:16:22Can you fuck off?
00:16:29Conrad.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What? He's lurking. It's creepy.
00:16:34So what are you doing for prom?
00:16:36I don't know yet.
00:16:39I can get us a limo.
00:16:41Oh, a limo.
00:16:43You won't regret it.
00:16:47I'll think about it.
00:16:49Sounds good.
00:16:51Um, anyways, I've got to go.
00:16:53Big sister duty and everything, so...
00:16:54Oh, yeah.
00:17:02Whoo!
00:17:04Totally gonna tap that ass.
00:17:08Because that's just the thing that people say.
00:17:11Yes, they do.
00:17:13Waiter?
00:17:15Waiter?
00:17:16Waiter!
00:17:17Yes, sir, yes.
00:17:18Can we please get some service?
00:17:20Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry.
00:17:21All right, what can I get you?
00:17:23Well, I was actually really in the mood for, um, a blowjob.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30From your mom.
00:17:31It's funny, guys.
00:17:33Maybe some scrambled eggs and milk.
00:17:37Hey, you Xander?
00:17:40I am.
00:17:42All right, cool.
00:17:44You got any experience?
00:17:46None.
00:17:47You like working with people?
00:17:49Nope.
00:17:50Can you wash dishes?
00:17:53I guess.
00:17:55Great.
00:17:56You start tomorrow.
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:14Come on, kid.
00:18:16What are you waiting for?
00:18:17Halloween?
00:18:17Dude, I'm seriously doing my best over here.
00:18:21Use soap and water.
00:18:23It's not that hard.
00:18:50It's not that hard.
00:18:50Careful.
00:18:53Sorry, but if Frank catches you, he's gonna lose his shit.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:59Well, Frank can kiss my ass.
00:19:10I'm rolling.
00:19:13Xander, you work here long?
00:19:15About a year.
00:19:16It's okay.
00:19:17It's my first day, and I'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit.
00:19:22You get used to it.
00:19:24Can hardly wait.
00:19:28I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:30I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:37Hey, Roland.
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:40You know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves.
00:19:45Thanks, but I sort of don't want to die.
00:20:08Well, that looks disgusting.
00:20:10Do you want to do the cooking?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12That is your responsibility.
00:20:16Con, uh, grab me one while you're at it, huh?
00:20:17Yep.
00:20:21Thanks.
00:20:21Mm-hmm.
00:20:24Uh, so Coach thinks I have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month.
00:20:29Well, don't screw it up, okay?
00:20:33Thanks, Uncle Fred.
00:20:35Thank you for your support.
00:20:36Hey, listen.
00:20:37You want to get out of this shit, hold down?
00:20:39This is it.
00:20:40I mean it.
00:20:40Don't screw it up.
00:20:58$380!
00:21:08Hey, Dad.
00:21:10Let's bring in that new history challenger.
00:21:18Oh, my God.
00:22:07But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:22:23Oh, God.
00:22:25Oh, God.
00:22:28Oh, God.
00:22:48Let me get another
00:22:50I think we've had enough time
00:22:52Come on, lady
00:22:54Just want more
00:22:59Whatever
00:23:05Hey, beautiful
00:23:09I'm Xander
00:23:14Melissa
00:23:16Can I get you another
00:23:18Over your drink?
00:23:20Excuse me
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat
00:23:32My bad
00:23:33Yeah, so get lost
00:23:35Look, man, I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here
00:23:43And, you know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:47Hey, can I get another beer over here for my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you
00:23:52We're leaving
00:23:53Let's go
00:23:54I'm not ready
00:24:04Look at this
00:24:05Look at this
00:24:08Come
00:24:12Hey, um
00:24:14Can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on
00:24:21Do you need to step outside?
00:24:26Sit up, I'm fine
00:24:27You don't sound too funny
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know
00:24:35Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:40Oh, come on
00:24:41Oh, my God
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:20Oh, my God
00:25:21Oh, my God
00:25:22It's so hot
00:25:28Whoa, whoa, wait
00:25:56You're starting to stink
00:26:03I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try
00:26:06I'm trying
00:26:07I am
00:26:11Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will
00:26:18I just need some time
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad
00:26:23She left me, too
00:26:25Yeah, I know
00:26:30I think I just need some time
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird
00:26:50It's cute
00:26:53Whatever
00:26:56She got that for me in West Virginia
00:26:59It's precious
00:27:27It's precious
00:27:29It's precious
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight
00:27:35Mysterious
00:27:39Let me get your number
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later
00:27:48I don't know
00:27:51I'm not really quite sure
00:27:53How I feel about women
00:27:55That are
00:27:56Into face melting
00:28:01Get the fuck out
00:28:03All right
00:28:04Go!
00:28:05You asshole
00:28:09I never texted me back
00:28:11You just don't do that anymore
00:28:14Watch it, watch it, watch it
00:28:16Watch it, watch it
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:22Yes!
00:28:22Clean it up on aisle
00:28:23Little douche
00:28:28Hey!
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh!
00:28:32You okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:34Oh, he's all right
00:28:35He's all right
00:28:36He's good, he's good
00:28:37He's all right
00:28:41He's all right
00:28:43He's all right
00:28:45He's all right
00:28:45He's all right
00:28:45He's all right
00:28:45You Conrad?
00:28:48Can I help you?
00:28:50How those sores on your dick?
00:28:53If it still hurts to pee
00:28:54I know a good urologist
00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?
00:28:58I don't know
00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?
00:29:02Messing around with that chick
00:29:03In her parents' basement
00:29:04Last year before Christmas?
00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude
00:29:25You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that
00:29:39Hey!
00:29:41Roland, right?
00:29:44You need a ride?
00:29:48Come on
00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today
00:29:54Don't worry about it, man
00:29:56Happy to help
00:29:59Do you want to come in?
00:30:02Nah
00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today
00:30:04Yeah
00:30:04Oh yeah, totally
00:30:06It's not gonna be funny, you know
00:30:07To play video games or whatever
00:30:08But you know what?
00:30:10Nevermind, doesn't matter
00:30:11I will see you tomorrow
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:17Why not?
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Sure thing
00:30:22Okay, awesome
00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?
00:30:29Uh, my dad does
00:30:31Where's your dad?
00:30:32He's probably at a bar
00:30:35Perfect
00:30:38What?
00:30:40You're kinda being a shitty host right now, you know
00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer
00:30:46Come on
00:30:47Yeah, I'll take care of it
00:30:48It'll be okay
00:30:50Go
00:30:51Go, go
00:30:56Hey, by the way
00:30:58Is that Veronica chick?
00:31:00She's pretty hot
00:31:02I know
00:31:04So why aren't you?
00:31:07You know
00:31:09Haha
00:31:10Yeah, right
00:31:17My man
00:31:23Nice
00:31:29Oh, I'm good, thank you
00:31:34Hey, Roland
00:31:37Take the beer
00:31:45Cheers
00:31:47Oh, that's disgusting
00:31:56Oh
00:31:59What the fuck is that thing?
00:32:07What?
00:32:11What is this, an owl?
00:32:15It's, it's my dad's owl
00:32:16Can you just, can you put it down please?
00:32:24Shit
00:32:29I'm sorry, man
00:32:32Oh, my dad is gonna freak
00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia
00:32:39West Virginia?
00:32:43Look, man
00:32:45It's okay
00:32:45I can fix this
00:32:48I swear
00:32:49Look, look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom?
00:32:52Made of cloth?
00:32:53Or...
00:32:56Yeah, I got something
00:32:59Oh, yeah, this'll work
00:33:00Yeah, it's the towel my mom used to dry herself with
00:33:03My dad doesn't wanna wash it
00:33:05Gross
00:33:09All right
00:33:11All right
00:33:13Okay
00:33:17Pistachio
00:33:20Ripario
00:33:20Here we go
00:33:32But...
00:33:34Had...
00:33:38Are you a magician?
00:33:42Roland
00:33:46I'm a witch
00:33:47A warlock?
00:33:49No
00:33:49A witch
00:33:51Oh, a wizard
00:33:53No
00:33:55I said a witch
00:33:59But...
00:34:00No, no way, that's impossible
00:34:02How did you do this?
00:34:04Can you just, can you get it?
00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?
00:34:07Bullshit
00:34:09No bullshit
00:34:14What the hell, dude?
00:34:17I just wanted to see if you'd melt
00:34:21Come here
00:34:23Hey, I need those, I need...
00:34:28I got news for you, pal
00:34:30Wait until tomorrow
00:34:32You're not gonna need them then
00:34:33What am I supposed to read with tonight?
00:34:37Do yourself a favor
00:34:39Watch some porn
00:34:58She won't come
00:34:59We'll call him
00:35:02Not a baby
00:35:28Sandra, hey Sandra
00:35:30I can see, I mean I can see we got my glasses on
00:35:37Woah
00:35:38You really are a witch
00:35:40Woah
00:35:43So I still don't get it
00:35:44Why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?
00:35:47Listen man, why is a zebra called a zebra and not just a horse with fucking stripes?
00:35:57Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly, I was like you once
00:36:03Like me?
00:36:04Yeah, a virgin
00:36:07Hmm...
00:36:07Okay, I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell, but...
00:36:12It's the best
00:36:14It's better than sex
00:36:15This is why I need this to stay between you and me
00:36:19Because if my roommate finds out about this, he'll kill me
00:36:22But it's why I'm gonna help you
00:36:24Yeah?
00:36:25Yeah
00:36:26So, next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food
00:36:30What'll this do to him?
00:36:37Pretty much make his life miserable
00:36:51Did your burger taste funny?
00:36:54No
00:36:55Alright
00:36:57I can't believe I got a D on that paper
00:37:00I mean I've never gotten anything below a B before
00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yeah, you are, I mean maybe you're just plain old dumb
00:37:12I mean you're hot, but there's just like not that much going on in your head
00:37:16Dude, shut up
00:37:17What? I just...
00:37:18I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with my life
00:37:25Conrad, stop
00:37:26I mean then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing
00:37:29What? What just happened?
00:37:41Holy shit
00:37:44What?
00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead
00:37:50Oh
00:37:52Fuck
00:37:59And you can forget about that whole
00:38:01When you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three thing
00:38:06It's bullshit
00:38:16Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah
00:38:19He gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:20He gonna be an expert on everything
00:38:22He gonna break your mind and left the knowledge out all
00:38:25Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah
00:38:27He gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:29I like this, it's really complicated
00:38:31Cuz you know it, but I can't explain it
00:38:33I'm gonna be a mama one day, yeah
00:38:36She gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:37She gonna be an expert on all my things
00:38:40She gonna make a mama's mama proud, oh
00:38:42She gonna be a mama one day, yeah
00:38:45She gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:46I like this, it's complicated
00:38:50Alright, start
00:39:00No, you didn't want to hurt nobody
00:39:10No, you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:12I know you're trying to fix it like everybody
00:39:14Trying to make a home out of a neighborhood
00:39:17No, you didn't want to hurt nobody
00:39:19No, you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:21I guess it's nice
00:39:22It's complicated
00:39:23Cause I know it right
00:39:24I can't explain it
00:39:28Oh, I can't explain it
00:39:47It's got a beautiful smile
00:39:49Thank you
00:39:50Thank you
00:39:51Thank you
00:40:27Damn it
00:40:34What the hell are you doing?
00:40:37Uh, nothing
00:40:41P.E. assignment
00:40:53What made you think you could fly?
00:40:55I don't know
00:40:57It's not what witches do
00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly
00:41:00Well, I'm an idiot
00:41:02What the hell are you doing anyway?
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion
00:41:08It smells really bad
00:41:11Tastes even worse
00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap
00:41:17Down the hatch
00:41:21Well?
00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet
00:41:27So
00:41:27I guess we'll find out tomorrow
00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else?
00:41:32Like an object?
00:41:33I read this fairy tale once
00:41:34Called The Old Witch
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl
00:41:36Who gets turned into a log
00:41:38By a hat witch
00:41:39I'm sorry
00:41:39Can I just ask you one question?
00:41:41Yeah, sure
00:41:44What comes to your mind
00:41:45When I say the word boob?
00:41:51You answered it
00:42:07I think this is gonna work
00:42:09Relax, it's gonna work
00:42:11Are you sure?
00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?
00:42:15No
00:42:16Xander
00:42:17Hey
00:42:18Have I ever steered you wrong?
00:42:22Yes
00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it
00:42:30Well?
00:42:31I don't recognize the number
00:42:32So
00:42:33Answer it then
00:42:37Hello?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah
00:42:43Veronica
00:42:44I'm still here
00:42:53Conrad
00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:56Give me a minute
00:42:57When are you coming out?
00:42:59Give me a second
00:43:03Oh, shit
00:43:10Oh, God
00:43:23Okay
00:43:25All right
00:43:31Um, hey
00:43:34Can we, uh, can we, uh, can we talk?
00:43:38There you go
00:43:43So, uh, you have any trouble finding the place?
00:43:46Uh, no
00:43:47Why would I?
00:43:49Well
00:43:50You hungry?
00:43:55You hungry?
00:43:56You sure?
00:43:57You sure?
00:44:00How about a movie?
00:44:03Listen
00:44:03Um, I've been thinking a lot, um, about you
00:44:12About me
00:44:13About me
00:44:14Well, you're like the only guy in school who
00:44:19Who what?
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole
00:44:23I, uh, I don't know
00:44:25I don't know
00:44:25Well, I do
00:44:28I mean
00:44:29People just
00:44:31You just treat me like the pretty girl
00:44:33Very pretty
00:44:34I mean, not that that's what matters
00:44:36Sorry
00:44:37It's, it's okay
00:44:40Relax
00:44:47Um, you've, uh, you've never done that before, have you?
00:44:52I mean, why, wasn't that obvious?
00:44:57But, listen, I'm, I'm not what they say I am
00:45:02I don't believe anything they say
00:45:05I mean, I've never even
00:45:09Look, I know what they say about me
00:45:11And it's, it's not true
00:45:16But
00:45:17If I were to
00:45:20Be with someone
00:45:22Um
00:45:24I'd want it to be you
00:45:30I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:45:32What's wrong?
00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica, this is a mistake
00:45:34You need to go
00:45:35But, Roland
00:45:36Just go
00:45:41Fuck
00:45:51What are you doing?
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:08Look what you left out
00:46:10Mastering the art of sex spells
00:46:13Classy
00:46:14Oh, shit, man
00:46:16How's it working for you?
00:46:18I'm not using it, I swear
00:46:19No?
00:46:21No, I met this kid named Roland
00:46:23And he reminded me of how we were in high school
00:46:25And
00:46:25What, Roland?
00:46:26Roland Grimm?
00:46:28Yeah
00:46:28Fuck you, man
00:46:29I was nothing like that kid in high school
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out
00:46:33I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34You know, with all the bullies and the other joys of being a teenager
00:46:39What is this, revenge of the witches?
00:46:41You made a deal with me, you weren't gonna use that shit anymore
00:46:44I'm not using, I'm just teaching him
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?
00:46:51Henry
00:46:53Henry, he can handle it
00:46:56You weren't ready
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?
00:47:00You did, and I appreciate it
00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho
00:47:05Henry
00:47:07I need you to trust me
00:47:08No, why don't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander
00:47:20Witch
00:47:23Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
00:47:44Oh, uh, hey
00:47:46Hey, you got a minute?
00:47:48Um, sure
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack
00:47:59Stepbrother
00:48:00Shut up
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:06Um
00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:17Um
00:48:19You came to my house
00:48:20And we, uh
00:48:22Did things
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things
00:48:25Roland, are
00:48:26Are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Never mind
00:48:34Doesn't matter
00:48:36Um
00:48:38I know the answer's probably no
00:48:39And you already have a date
00:48:41But do you want to go to prom with me?
00:48:55Dude
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:59What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:02Can't play like this on Saturday
00:49:10Shit
00:49:13I used to be so hot
00:49:16So, I guess
00:49:18Right now
00:49:19It's not a good time
00:49:20To tell you about Grant
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor
00:49:38Kick his ass
00:50:06Good morning, son
00:50:07Dad, hey
00:50:10Well, I better get going
00:50:11I don't want to be late
00:50:12For my interview
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home
00:50:19Yeah, okay
00:50:28Hans, what do you have
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back
00:50:37Please
00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this
00:50:40Hans, stop
00:51:08Hey, buddy, what's up?
00:51:10Hans found out we're witches
00:51:13Hey, Conrad, call me back as soon as you get this
00:51:15It's about Grimm
00:51:17He's into some voodoo type shit
00:51:28Give yourself a bigger penis
00:51:34What the fuck?
00:51:44What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy
00:51:49No
00:51:50Wait, wait, wait, come on
00:51:54What do you want?
00:51:55We have a little proposal for you
00:51:59Fine
00:52:02You know you're not getting the book
00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you
00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans
00:52:09You give us our book back
00:52:11We'll help you out
00:52:12You?
00:52:13Help me?
00:52:15I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches
00:52:19Who?
00:52:20Never mind
00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Do you also want him to know that you secretly hate him?
00:52:31Because he gets more attention from the girls at the parties?
00:52:35Don't lie to me
00:52:36You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome
00:52:45But that's just my humble opinion
00:52:48Ray, I don't know what you're talking about
00:52:53Oh, oh
00:52:56That's cool, man
00:52:58Damn, I didn't know
00:53:01What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10Alright, get the fuck out of my house
00:53:12Alright, calm down
00:53:16We're just here to help
00:53:19This will solve all of your insecurities
00:53:23Who said I was insecure?
00:53:25Witchcraft, Hans
00:53:26Witchcraft
00:53:27And if you drink this, then all the girls
00:53:29And the guys will find you irresistible
00:53:32And I mean like
00:53:33Oh my god, there goes Hans
00:53:35Once he's so hot
00:53:36I just wanna lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits
00:53:46What's the catch?
00:53:48You give us the book
00:53:49And keep your mouth shut
00:53:53Deal
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything
00:54:14Is it working?
00:54:17Because I feel like shit
00:54:20Hmm
00:54:23Hmm
00:54:25Hmm
00:54:27Hmm
00:54:53Are you sure you did that right?
00:54:56I mean, I did snort some blow before I made the potion, but...
00:55:01Yeah. Seriously?
00:55:04No. How irresponsible do you think I am?
00:55:08Just a little weed, though.
00:55:10Santa!
00:55:21What happened to him?
00:55:25The hell if I know.
00:55:32Nice going, fairy godmother.
00:55:35It'll keep him quiet, at least.
00:55:37No, we have to turn him back.
00:55:40Do we really?
00:55:42Yes, I mean, I hate him too, but we can't keep him like this.
00:55:46The risk would reverse this, right?
00:55:49Yeah, I guess. It's just a lot of work.
00:55:52Okay, then let's go.
00:56:04Oh, fuck.
00:56:09Oh, shit.
00:56:12Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, no, he's dead.
00:56:17What is it?
00:56:19Santa, what do we do?
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:25We just killed someone.
00:56:27Hey, hey.
00:56:30Let's get it together, huh?
00:56:32Let's think of something here.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33When do his parents come home?
00:56:35We can clean all this shit up and nobody will know anything to happen.
00:56:39No, no, no.
00:56:40We have to bring him back.
00:56:41We have to bring him back.
00:56:42Roland, we can't bring him back.
00:56:45Yeah, but what I mean?
00:56:45We're witches.
00:56:46We can do anything, right?
00:56:47Buddy.
00:56:50We can't bring him back.
00:56:52And if we did, we wouldn't be doing him any favors.
00:56:58He'd come back as a monster.
00:57:05Oh, shit.
00:57:12You good with the shovel?
00:57:14What?
00:57:22That's good.
00:57:24No, wait, man, I can't.
00:57:25I can't.
00:58:00You need to relax, Roland.
00:58:04We're so fucked.
00:58:09You just killed someone.
00:58:12I know, man.
00:58:15But think about it.
00:58:18Hans was just gonna end up being some serial killer or a rapist anyway, so it's fine.
00:58:24Xander, stop it.
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.
00:58:37I know.
00:58:38I know, man.
00:58:39But it was a mistake.
00:58:40Yeah, okay.
00:58:41So no more witchcraft.
00:58:42At least not for one.
00:58:45Xander?
00:58:51All right, man.
00:58:53No more witchcraft.
00:58:55All right, man.
00:59:06Conrad, get it together.
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit.
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor?
00:59:16Uncle Fred.
00:59:18Look at me.
00:59:20I can't play like this.
00:59:29Hey, Conrad.
00:59:30Call me back as soon as you get this.
00:59:31It's about Grim.
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:59:36What's that all about?
00:59:39He's probably just drunk or something.
01:00:05Hey.
01:00:08So how's your story going?
01:00:10It's okay.
01:00:12I'm kind of taking a break from it right now.
01:00:13Why?
01:00:14It sounded interesting.
01:00:15Yeah, there's better things to write about than witches.
01:00:17Like what?
01:00:18I don't know.
01:00:20Vampires?
01:00:21Werewolves?
01:00:21Psycho soccer moms?
01:00:23You know, my mom was a psycho soccer mom.
01:00:25Really?
01:00:26Mm-hmm.
01:00:27Even though I hated soccer.
01:00:29I'd always get hit in the face with a ball and everyone would laugh at me and I was like,
01:00:33you know what, this is why I'll stick with cheerleading.
01:00:35You know, you're good at other things.
01:00:37Oh, yeah?
01:00:38Yeah, I remember freshman year when Andrea Quinning called you a whore and you gave her
01:00:41two black eyes.
01:00:43So I'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself.
01:00:46Big deal.
01:00:46It is a big deal.
01:00:48Seriously.
01:00:48You've got a lot going for you.
01:00:50Thanks, Roland.
01:00:53Actually, there's something I need to tell you.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57Remember the night you came over to my house?
01:01:00No, of course not.
01:01:01Why would you?
01:01:01My friend Xander and I, we kind of cast a spell on you.
01:01:06You're losing me here, Roland.
01:01:07Xander and I, we're witches.
01:01:09Witches?
01:01:10Look, I know this is going to sound really out there, but the point is we cast a spell
01:01:14on you to make you like me and you and I almost had sex.
01:01:16We didn't.
01:01:17I swear.
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I just wanted you to like me.
01:01:20So you put a fucking rape spell on me?
01:01:23Look, I swear nothing happened between us, okay?
01:01:26I just...
01:01:27You said some things.
01:01:29And I don't know if it was the spell or what, but it...
01:01:31It felt so real.
01:01:33So how am I supposed to know that me liking you now isn't bullshit?
01:01:36Because I canceled the spell, okay?
01:01:38I am done with witchcraft.
01:01:40You know, I knew you were weird, but wow.
01:01:43No, Veronica, please.
01:01:44I'm sorry.
01:01:46I'm sorry.
01:01:49Fuck.
01:02:10Can I help you?
01:02:12Are you Roland Grimm?
01:02:14I'm Detective Proctor.
01:02:15I'd like to speak with you.
01:02:18Do you know this kid?
01:02:22Uh, he goes to my high school.
01:02:25His parents reported him missing two days ago.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:29Yeah?
01:02:29You mean you knew that already?
01:02:32No, I meant nothing.
01:02:34I'm sorry.
01:02:35It's been a long week.
01:02:36Are you friends with Hans?
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:40Really?
01:02:42Kind of.
01:02:43Well, not according to Conrad Miller.
01:02:44I just got done talking to him.
01:02:47He said that Hans left him a voicemail about you.
01:02:51A very strange voicemail.
01:02:53Uh, he did.
01:02:54Yeah, he said you're into voodoo.
01:02:56You do voodoo, Roland?
01:02:59Witchcraft, black magic?
01:03:02It's not that taboo these days.
01:03:04My niece is a Wiccan.
01:03:06He's probably just confused.
01:03:08I'm currently working on a project on the Salem witch trial, so...
01:03:13Really?
01:03:15I promise, sir.
01:03:17I am no witch.
01:03:29Hey, stranger.
01:03:30We're fucked.
01:03:39I knew we wouldn't get away with this.
01:03:40We're fucking murderers.
01:03:41Hey.
01:03:43First of all, it was a complete accident.
01:03:46And second of all, how's anybody gonna find out now?
01:03:50It still doesn't feel right.
01:03:52No, I know, but this isn't Salem.
01:03:54Nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft.
01:03:58Can you please sit down and have a drink?
01:04:02No.
01:04:03We're done.
01:04:05I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
01:04:07What?
01:04:08Hey, Hans is dead.
01:04:10Veronica hates me now.
01:04:12And everything's going to shit because of you.
01:04:16Roland.
01:04:17Come on.
01:04:20Come on, Roland.
01:04:21I said I wouldn't use witchcraft, and I haven't.
01:04:24I kept my word.
01:04:27It has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you wanna call it.
01:04:30It's you.
01:04:32What do you mean?
01:04:33I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself.
01:04:52Mr. Hunter, what's going on?
01:04:54I know I sound delusional, but it's true.
01:04:58There's no such thing as witchcraft.
01:05:06Why do you think Conrad here is turning into the fucking Elephant Man, huh?
01:05:10They put a spell on him.
01:05:11That's impossible.
01:05:13Uncle Fred, remember the voicemail from Hans?
01:05:17You're not gonna hear from Hans ever again.
01:05:19They did something to him, too.
01:05:21Not that I really care.
01:05:22The kid was a pain in the ass.
01:05:24What?
01:05:25Let's say this is all true.
01:05:28Why are you the whistleblower?
01:05:29Well, it's simple.
01:05:30I need $10,000.
01:05:33You're crazy.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35Have fun looking like Shrek at prom, kid.
01:05:37Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:40Uncle Fred.
01:05:43You have the money.
01:05:45Shut up.
01:05:50So, how do we get rid of this hex?
01:05:53You could just kill Xander with a gun, but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast.
01:05:57Damn, Mr. Hunter.
01:05:58You really went all out on this.
01:06:02Crushing.
01:06:02Pretty simple.
01:06:03Time to a board.
01:06:04Put a bunch of stones and rocks on top.
01:06:06He stops breathing.
01:06:07Ooh, yeah, yeah.
01:06:08I like that one.
01:06:09Mmm.
01:06:12Hanging.
01:06:12Find a noose.
01:06:13Put it around his neck.
01:06:14Tie it to a tree.
01:06:15Dead.
01:06:18Burning at the stake.
01:06:19The most popular way to kill a witch.
01:06:21Time to a piece of wood.
01:06:22Pour gasoline all over him.
01:06:23And light that motherfucker.
01:06:25Well, what about drowning?
01:06:27Mmm.
01:06:27Not gonna work.
01:06:28If Xander really is a witch, which he is, he'll float.
01:06:33Cool Fred.
01:06:35What do you think?
01:06:41Burn, witch, burn.
01:06:49Where's Roland been?
01:06:51I don't think I'm gonna see him anymore.
01:06:53But I thought you liked him.
01:06:56It's complicated.
01:07:00I thought he was a lot better than the other bush at school.
01:07:05You're right.
01:07:05He was.
01:07:14Hey.
01:07:16Ow.
01:07:17Now we're even.
01:07:20So, you promise you reverse the spell?
01:07:23I promise.
01:07:25I would never do that to you.
01:07:34You really wanna go, don't you?
01:07:37I don't wanna be here anymore.
01:07:38So, I'm guessing you heard about Hans?
01:07:41Maybe you should-
01:07:41Hans?
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:43He went missing?
01:07:45Oh, wow.
01:07:47Maybe he ran away.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50Maybe.
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:52His parents must be worried sick.
01:07:56Yeah, I can't imagine.
01:08:28Hey, man, what's going on?
01:08:31I totally overreacted the other day.
01:08:35That's all right.
01:08:36You know, I'm probably going to give this witchcraft thing up for good this time.
01:08:39Really? Well, that's great.
01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are going to wear off eventually.
01:08:47Oh.
01:09:15Do you guys mind?
01:09:16This is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:19Oh.
01:09:28Henry?
01:09:29Damn it, how do I do this?
01:09:32The point is, I love you, man.
01:09:35I do.
01:09:36You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?
01:09:54After all I've done for you, but some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft can be taught.
01:10:02What about me, hmm?
01:10:03Your best fucking friend.
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand.
01:10:07It's not that simple.
01:10:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander.
01:10:11I really don't.
01:10:18I hope you burn nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry.
01:10:28Henry.
01:10:29Henry, please come back.
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh.
01:11:15Roland.
01:11:17Roland.
01:11:19Roland.
01:11:21Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:23Roland, where are you?
01:11:24Roland and Xander.
01:11:25Please help.
01:11:26Roland.
01:11:27Please.
01:11:28They could have killed me.
01:11:29They could have killed me.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:45What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:50Conrad?
01:11:51Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:10You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:14Veronica, please.
01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:42You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:00All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:03I prefer cash if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah.
01:13:06Of course.
01:13:17Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:28Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:13:35Let's get this shit over with.
01:14:06Come on, Conrad.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:12Come on, Ron.
01:14:23Come on.
01:14:25Come on.
01:14:28Come on.
01:14:30Come on.
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:31Ah!
01:14:34Fuck.
01:14:40Fuck.
01:15:02Sit there.
01:15:32It's too late.
01:15:37It's too late.
01:15:43I love you.
01:15:44Carol!
01:16:08Abracadabra, motherfucker.
01:16:42What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:48We're not telling them anything.
01:16:51As far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:57But, but, but you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you, can't you bring him back?
01:17:03Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:11It would be a big mistake.
01:17:18I'm sorry.
01:17:37I'm sorry.
01:18:40Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:18:44Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:18:47Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:19:16Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:19:57Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:20:25Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:20:28I'm feeling a high one again
01:20:32Music in my head
01:20:36Words I can't express
01:20:41Some things never change
01:20:44Addition of some names
01:20:48We were doing time
01:20:51The kids will be just fine
01:20:55Linger in my head
01:20:57The words were left unsaid
01:21:01Too busy to be seen
01:21:04Too busy to be seen
01:21:07I'm feeling a high once again
01:21:12Music in my head
01:21:16Words I can't express
01:21:18I feel alive
01:21:20I'm feeling a high one again
01:21:24Music in my head
01:21:29Words I can't express
01:21:39Can't I request that
01:21:42I have a bit more
01:21:44Bother me
01:21:45Can't I request that
01:21:49I'm feeling a high one again
01:21:49I can't express him
01:21:49I can't express him
01:21:49I can't express him
01:21:50I'm feeling a high one again
01:21:50I can't express him
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