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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 20
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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:03You are not gonna believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a job.
00:07They don't care about the stuff you said?
00:09I'm a loose can and that's what they love about me.
00:12Poverty is just a state of mind.
00:13No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.
00:19Hola, Georgie.
00:20Eres el gringo que tratĂł mal a mi nieto.
00:23How about when we disagree, I bring in Mr. McAllister to be the tiebreaker?
00:27Counteroffer.
00:28Go.
00:28When we need a tiebreaker, it's my abuela.
00:37Now, if you'll turn to the earnings report.
00:40Ain't it a little early for numbers?
00:42Hey, you agreed to a monthly partners meeting.
00:44I didn't agree. I got outvoted.
00:48Does she really gotta be here?
00:50Let's put it to a vote.
00:52Yes.
00:53Abuela?
00:54Si.
00:55Oh, another tough loss for you.
00:58Let's just move on.
01:02Yeah, he's always grumpy in the morning.
01:04I'm not.
01:08Well, only because it's 7 a.m.
01:10This was the only time Abuela was available.
01:12She don't work?
01:13No, but she has water aerobics at 8, so let's keep this moving.
01:17What's next?
01:19You tell us your plan to get new clients.
01:21Who said I have a plan?
01:22It's on the agenda.
01:24You knew I wasn't gonna read that when you gave it to me.
01:29What'd she say?
01:30She's excited to hear your ideas.
01:33Fine.
01:34You want an idea?
01:34I joined the Medford Springs Country Club.
01:37Why?
01:38A lot of deals get made there.
01:39Good place to meet potential clients.
01:41You play golf?
01:42No, but I can learn.
01:43The ball's just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.
01:45How hard can it be?
01:47Let me get this straight.
01:48You want to use company money so you can hang out at a country club?
01:52Where I'll make more company money.
01:57Abuela?
01:58No.
02:00I can get you in any time you want to use the pool, the steam room, jacuzzi.
02:06Si.
02:07Tough loss for you.
02:39So, Mandy, you ready to get back to work?
02:42Definitely.
02:43I feel bad leaving Cece.
02:44Oh, don't worry.
02:45She and I are gonna have so much fun, she won't even know you're gone.
02:49Wow.
02:49You always know just the wrong thing to say.
02:52I can show her your picture and tell her this is the lady who picked work over you.
02:58She's the guy who never picked work over anything.
03:01What can I say?
03:01I put family first.
03:04Hey, y'all.
03:05Hey.
03:06What's with the golf clubs?
03:07My dad's old set.
03:09I'm gonna learn how to play.
03:10Why?
03:11Rich guys play golf.
03:12I'm gonna be a rich guy.
03:13Ergo, I better get to it.
03:16Ergo?
03:17It's a word.
03:18I know.
03:19I'm just surprised you know.
03:20You wanna learn to play golf?
03:22I could teach you.
03:23You play?
03:24It's been a while, but yes.
03:26Careful, she's a tough teacher.
03:28You were a lousy student.
03:30Bend your knees, straighten your arm, loosen your grip, keep your head still, turn your hips,
03:34follow through, pick one for God's sake.
03:36You'd focus more on your lessons instead of your outfits.
03:39You could have been great.
03:40Well, looking cute was important.
03:42I thought I was gonna meet my future husband on the golf course.
03:45Instead, you met him at a laundromat.
03:47And I noticed her outfit.
03:57Head down, arms straight, feet shorter width apart.
04:03Don't overthink it.
04:05First time anyone's ever said that to me.
04:08Give it a try.
04:12You're swinging with your arms.
04:14It's all about the hips.
04:15Here, watch mine.
04:17I'd rather not.
04:18What's your problem?
04:20You're my mother-in-law.
04:22I like to pretend you don't have hips.
04:24Don't be a baby.
04:26Watch.
04:32Dang!
04:33Did you see how I rotated my hips?
04:35The ones you don't have?
04:37Yes.
04:38Give it a shot.
04:49Nice!
04:51That felt better.
04:52You're a good teacher.
04:54Oh, thank you.
04:54You're a good student.
04:56Another thing no one's ever said.
05:00George, do you really think joining a country club's gonna help build your business?
05:05I've been charming the socks off folks since kindergarten.
05:08Might as well aim my natural charisma at people with money.
05:11Oh, God.
05:12Just swing.
05:16All right!
05:18There you go!
05:20I knew this was gonna be easy.
05:22You think so?
05:23Do it again.
05:25Okie dokie.
05:34I don't see it.
05:35Look down.
05:37Found it!
05:39All right, this time swing slow, keep your head down, your left arm straight, and try not to sway.
05:49What's going on?
05:50I forgot everything after swing slow.
05:56I'm glad you had a good time.
05:58It was fun.
05:59I forgot how much I love the game.
06:02And Georgie actually took to it.
06:04Unlike his wife.
06:06Look at you, a 20-year-old grudge.
06:09It's impressive.
06:10I was thinking maybe we should join the country club.
06:14You kidding, right?
06:15We're not country club people.
06:17I am.
06:19What does that mean?
06:21Don't make me hurt your feelings.
06:23Why would I join?
06:24I don't even golf.
06:25Well, you're not too old to learn.
06:28No, but I'm too old to want to learn.
06:31It's not just golf.
06:32There's a swimming pool, tennis.
06:34It's a good place to make new friends.
06:36I don't need new friends.
06:37I already got plenty.
06:38Name them.
06:41We're not joining the country club.
06:43Fine, I hear you.
06:46Good night.
06:47Good night.
06:52You're doing it anyway, aren't you?
06:54Then you say you're too old to learn.
06:58So what you think?
07:00Well, I do like the idea of saying the club.
07:04Where you going?
07:05The club.
07:05Where you eating?
07:06The club.
07:07What you having?
07:10You know a sandwich is fancy when it's got a third piece of bread.
07:14So, how much does it cost to join?
07:16It don't matter.
07:17The whole thing's a tax write-off.
07:18And you know that for a fact?
07:20Well, I know I can write it off.
07:21If I get away with it, it's a different story.
07:25Well, it's probably good for my job, too.
07:27And for Cece.
07:27I could take her to the pool, teach her to swim.
07:32What?
07:34Just thinking my dad taught me to swim by throwing me in the deep end
07:37and saying, don't drown.
07:40Yeah, we're not doing that.
07:41Good.
07:42Because I almost died.
07:47Morning.
07:48Morning, me.
07:57Anyone gonna ask why I'm mad?
08:00Sorry.
08:01Sorry, what's up?
08:02Because of you, Audrey wants to join some country club.
08:05What?
08:05No!
08:06The club was gonna be our thing.
08:08They can be members, too.
08:09But one of the perks of the club is that they're not in it.
08:13Morning.
08:15You look nice.
08:16Oh, thank you.
08:18I'm gonna go check out the country club.
08:20Happy?
08:22Don't worry.
08:23You don't have to come.
08:25We're gonna check it out, too.
08:26Oh, great.
08:27We can all go together.
08:29Happy?
08:34This is the dining room, open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
08:38Great.
08:39Hey, what's your policy on guests?
08:41You know, like business clients or grandmothers of coworkers?
08:46Guests are welcome as long as they're accompanied by a member.
08:49So, sign us up.
08:51Me as well.
08:52You two, I can take care of today, Miss McAllister.
08:54I'll need your husband to come down and fill out the paperwork.
08:57He's not interested.
08:58It'll just be me.
09:00Oh, I'm sorry.
09:02Membership is actually reserved for men.
09:04So, wait, I can't be a member?
09:06Well, as a spouse, you'd be an auxiliary member.
09:09Auxiliary?
09:11That's a good word, huh?
09:12Right up there with ergo.
09:14You're gonna let this yokel be a member and not me?
09:17Hey, I ain't no dang yokel.
09:20See?
09:22I'm sorry, man.
09:23Men only.
09:24It's club policy.
09:25That is outrageous.
09:27Amanda, let's go.
09:29Hold on.
09:30Do auxiliary members have access to the pool, the steam room, and the bar?
09:34And childcare.
09:36See ya. Sign us up.
09:50Since when do you watch wrestling?
09:52Georgie got me into it.
09:53Well, I've been trying to get you to watch football with me for years.
09:56Nobody hits anyone over the head with a chair and football.
09:59Well, who cares? It's fake.
10:01Must you suck the joy out of everything?
10:04It's not that big a deal.
10:06Of course it is. It is totally sexist.
10:09What's going on?
10:10The club won't let Mrs. McAllister join without you.
10:13Men only. Can you believe it?
10:15So Mandy can't join either?
10:16Oh, no. I'm in. My husband's a member.
10:19You are just loving this, aren't you?
10:21You called Georgie a yokel.
10:23Oh, please. It's one of the nicest things I've called him.
10:28You know what? If it's so important to you, I'll go down there and sign us up.
10:32Oh, my husband's gonna fix my problems.
10:36Thank God there's a man around to solve everything for poor little me.
10:43That was the idea.
10:52Really? You're this guy now?
10:55You don't talk when someone's putting. It's bad etiquette.
10:58Etiquette?
10:59I golf. Ergo, I say etiquette.
11:02Can you even name one famous golfer?
11:05Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack.
11:08Happy Gilmore.
11:09Oh, and the guy who invented lemonade and tea.
11:12Arnold Palmer.
11:13Yep. I was thinking Shirley Temple, but I knew that wasn't right.
11:17Hey.
11:19I didn't think you were working today.
11:20I needed to get out of the house.
11:22She's still mad?
11:23That we live in a sexist society where men get everything?
11:26Nah, she's over it.
11:28You really need to belong to that stupid place.
11:30Heck yeah.
11:31I went last night for a drink, ended up chatting with the guy who owns the Chevy dealership.
11:36Really?
11:37That could be huge for us.
11:38Still think I should quit?
11:40No, I guess it's a smart play.
11:43Ruben.
11:44Then we've finished the hygienic.
11:47Coming.
11:49Tell Mrs. McAllister I have a woman partner.
11:51She'll like that.
11:55Okay.
11:55Cece's down.
11:56I'm off to work.
11:57Oop, that feels good to say.
11:59Well, it is 1996 when a woman can have it all.
12:03Except membership to a golf club.
12:06Hey, I'm just trying to be a supportive wife.
12:08Nope.
12:10Fine.
12:11You're right.
12:12It's incredibly unfair.
12:13So you'll quit?
12:15You know, I would.
12:16But it's good for Georgie's business.
12:18Cece can learn to swim.
12:20Plus they make incredible margaritas.
12:23You are such a hypocrite.
12:25Yeah, and that's what the margaritas are for.
12:28Oh, and by the way, you didn't care about women's rights until you didn't get what you wanted.
12:32That is not true.
12:33I was the first girl in my class to wear pants to high school.
12:38Oh, so brave.
12:39It was a big deal.
12:41I got sent home to change!
12:46As you can see, we're not quite as big as your last station.
12:49But we like to think of ourselves as the scrappy underdogs.
12:52Well, I'm scrappy.
12:53You want me to chase a tornado, I will chase a tornado.
12:56Short skirt, a lot of wind, that'll get us some ratings.
12:59As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality.
13:03But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it.
13:07And just so you know, at Channel 7, I did do more than the weather.
13:11Sometimes I would go out in the field and do on-location reporting.
13:14Well, we're always open to pitches.
13:16Oh, okay.
13:16Well, since you asked, I do have a couple.
13:18Uh, let's see.
13:20The adoption fair at The Pound.
13:22People love cute animals.
13:23A little soft.
13:25Yeah, no problem.
13:26I can do hard-hitting.
13:27Um, mad cow disease.
13:29I don't fully know what it is, but I'm willing to eat a burger on air and find out.
13:33We're looking for a strong female angle.
13:36That's why we brought you in.
13:38Where's that loose cannon who said God was a woman?
13:41She is right here, and she will keep working on it.
13:50Actually, I did have one more idea.
13:53Hit me.
13:54Did you know that the country club in town is men only?
13:59Really?
14:00I know.
14:01And as a woman, I am outraged.
14:07Hey, there's my best girl.
14:10Yep.
14:10In the kitchen, where I belong.
14:14That ain't what I meant.
14:15Then why am I the one always cooking?
14:18Well, I'd have to guess it's evolution.
14:21Evolution?
14:22Yeah, you know, when cave women would get pregnant and they weren't running around chasing woolly mammoths, they were in
14:28the caves cooking.
14:30Seriously?
14:31This is why you're incapable of peeling a potato?
14:36Yep, evolution.
14:39Oh, come on, Audrey.
14:41I'm not the bad guy here.
14:43No, you're Jim McAllister, and I'm just your wife.
14:47That ain't true.
14:48The house is in your name.
14:50The car is in your name.
14:52The bank account is in your name.
14:54That don't matter.
14:55I'm not going anywhere.
14:57Well, of course you're not going anywhere.
15:00What if I want to go somewhere?
15:04Where are you going?
15:06That is not the point.
15:08I just want to know that I can.
15:11I couldn't even sign up for a stupid golf club.
15:13Do you know how small that makes me feel?
15:17Yeah, that sucks.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:25Anything I can do?
15:27Maybe take you out for a nice dinner?
15:29Why don't I take you out for a nice dinner?
15:32Okay.
15:33Let me change my shirt.
15:37Now I gotta buy him dinner.
15:39Boy, I cannot win.
15:46Hello.
15:47In here.
15:49Hey, what's up?
15:50Uh, Mom and Dad went out to eat, so I was just trying to figure out dinner.
15:53What you thinking?
15:55Your call.
15:56Lucky Charms at Golden Gramps.
15:58Cereal for dinner.
15:59Maybe we are yokels.
16:01How was your first day?
16:03It was good.
16:03I really loved my new boss.
16:05Oh, you should bring her to the club.
16:07Funny enough, we are going tomorrow.
16:11I'll see you there.
16:12I'm meeting the client.
16:13Maybe you should take him somewhere else.
16:15Why?
16:17Because I'm doing a story on how sexist the club is.
16:21You're kidding.
16:22They're gonna kick us out.
16:23Look, it's not my fault, okay?
16:25She didn't like any of my other ideas, so I had to pitch this one.
16:27How is that not your fault?
16:29Hey, if you're gonna attack me, you can pour your own dinner.
16:32I was doing this for my business.
16:34For us.
16:35I know.
16:36And you said it was gonna be good for your job, too.
16:38Well, as it turns out, it is.
16:41Oh, man, dear.
16:42What? You married a loose cannon.
16:44Sometimes it's gonna go off.
16:51How is everything?
16:53Delicious.
16:54Excellent.
16:54Can I get you another margarita?
16:56Oh, I probably shouldn't.
16:57I'm breaking a big story today.
16:59Exciting. About what?
17:00Oh, you'll see.
17:03Excuse me?
17:04There's a gentleman in the lobby with a camera.
17:06Says he's your guest.
17:08Actually, I would love to introduce you.
17:10Sure.
17:10Do I have anything in my teeth?
17:12No.
17:13Great.
17:15Really gonna miss this place.
17:23This is Mandy McAllister coming to you from the Medford Springs Country Club, where in 1996, their policy still prohibits
17:30women from becoming members.
17:32I know.
17:33I was shocked, too.
17:36Sure, they have a beautiful golf course and excellent facilities and delicious margaritas with just the right amount of salt
17:43on the rim.
17:45But that doesn't make up for their sexist, antiquated rules, which is why I'm calling on all the women out
17:50there.
17:50If change is gonna happen, it has to start at home.
17:54If we don't get what we want, they don't get what they want.
17:56That's right.
17:57No membership for us, no sex for them.
18:00No membership, no sex.
18:02No membership, no sex.
18:05Say it with me, sisters.
18:06No membership, no sex.
18:08No membership, no sex.
18:09What happened to just doing the weather?
18:11No membership, no sex.
18:26Not, you know.
18:30Credit.
18:30Don.
18:40You see a couple of people.
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