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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about you.
01:14You are happy.
01:16I am saying that,
01:17You are happy.
01:19You are happy.
01:42I am happy.
01:46Guys,
01:49I have made a
01:50You put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss
01:54and in the end you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara
01:58and you have no makeup look.
02:03No makeup look.
02:05Before that, you have 28 things in your mouth.
02:08It's a small 2-2 inches.
02:09You can see it like this.
02:13The little girls of small cities,
02:16they also look at YouTube.
02:18Hi, guys.
02:20Guys, you all have to play like a house.
02:22Hi, guys.
02:24You can comment on the video that you feel bad.
02:27Guys, if you go to the street, you don't have to work.
02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only a couple of people who have a blouse.
02:39They look like a young man with a normal smile.
02:47If you get an idea of satisfaction, you can use a tattoo.
02:53Look at the backless blouse.
02:55Look at the young man.
02:56And now you have a tattoo on a face.
03:02You will have to make a tattoo on the backless blouse.
03:08the problem is that the problem is that the problem is that everyone is living.
03:14This life is 4 days.
03:16The baby tells me what is 4 days?
03:17My mother is taking the name from 25 days.
03:20This life is 4 days.
03:24Now some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Take your bag and take your bag.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting below.
03:33Who will take your bag and take your bag?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42from their work,
03:42from their original content
03:44and from their own channel,
03:45from their own channel.
03:46Today's two of us,
03:48the stars of their channel.
03:50They call them.
03:52Please welcome,
03:53Mr. Samir Rana
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome,
04:16Welcome,
04:17Welcome,
04:18Welcome.
04:20Welcome, Welcome!
04:23I
04:25I
04:31Well, I'm gonna do it
04:33I'm just hoping to get away from jail
04:38Yeah, I'm gonna do it
04:40I'm gonna do it
04:40I'm gonna do it
04:41I'm gonna do it
04:42I'm gonna do it
04:43I'm gonna do it
04:44I'm gonna do it
04:49You were doing it.
04:50There was a different police.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There were two people in this studio who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03It was Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:15Come on, come on.
05:19I'm afraid we will stop ourselves.
05:24We will stop ourselves.
05:26We will continue to move on till the end.
05:29We won't leave any place on one side.
05:35We will be the first to avoid ourselves.
05:43And if you all will have a joke today,
05:47We will all be escorts.
05:49No, no.
05:52It's like that I'm lost at home.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today, you are together again.
06:05We will take coffee,
06:07or we will take anti-spitry bail.
06:13Did you watch later?
06:14I have seen many episodes,
06:16but I have also called it.
06:17I said to him,
06:19I said, why did the case not happened?
06:23When my show closed,
06:25I called myself a day before,
06:26I called myself,
06:27that you are going to be bad.
06:29Is it true?
06:32I said, look, you are coming,
06:34and you have to go a little bit.
06:36I told you that I'm not going to be an anti-spitryam.
06:41Now, you will be famous.
06:43But when you are famous,
06:43you can't say anything.
06:50But I just want to tell my brothers,
06:51that you don't have married.
06:54In our show,
06:54all the people who work,
06:55all the two children are.
06:57So, today, we will do something.
06:59I did something to do, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:04Sit.
07:07Today, we will be family-friendly.
07:09Today, we will be family-friendly.
07:10Today, we will be family-friendly.
07:11No, no.
07:12But Ranbir is very beloved.
07:13Very beloved.
07:13And these controversies are coming to you, bro.
07:16They come to teach you.
07:18I'm sure you will also learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let me see you so much.
07:25When the show closed,
07:26it's done.
07:27So, who did you call the person?
07:29What happened to you?
07:31I had to call the lawyer.
07:32Okay.
07:34And his phone was not left.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where did you call the phone?
07:39My brother came to an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45So, after having a voice out,
07:46he has talked to me,
07:47he was in the same cadre of the population.
07:51That's the point.
07:52I didn't have to ask them myself,
07:52because I had to say,
07:54And then I knew I was in the same place.
07:58And I felt like this was happening.
07:58And then I knew that all was happening.
07:58So, after you looked at this clip,
08:00then I realized,
08:00and did that?
08:01I was like, come on, come on, come on, come on.
08:04From me,
08:04I had to leave my house.
08:08So, after this controversy,
08:09I started to give these an audience of some other shows.
08:10If you have a phone to do a live show,
08:12or the books of the first time,
08:13that's what you told them.
08:15Keep an advance.
08:16The phone is very high, sir,
08:18but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call of Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:33what it was,
08:35but in the time,
08:36whatever your good time goes,
08:38your bad time goes.
08:43I don't know.
08:44We were waiting.
08:45Something happened.
08:46Something happened.
08:49At that time,
08:51Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:57How did they do it?
08:58The last two weeks,
08:59that was quiet,
09:00that was also closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil,
09:07you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As you thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was like that.
09:15Oh!
09:16I love you.
09:17I love you.
09:18I love you.
09:19I love you.
09:20I love you.
09:50That's myropolis.
09:52You keep in��.
09:52You realized that your thing is safe.
09:54I will check this at the same time.
09:58It's not really easy.
09:59It my culture goes to you.
10:00Energy!
10:01How can health stop you?
10:05E-Ri-C
10:09I'm going to go to a lawyer.
10:10I'm going to go to a lawyer.
10:12You're sitting in the bagel,
10:14he's completely broke.
10:17Sir, you're here.
10:19It's a comedy theatre, Habitat, Nance.
10:21It's a very special.
10:22Every week, someone's call,
10:24we're breaking the venue.
10:26Oh my God.
10:29I'm going to talk to you.
10:31Yes sir.
10:32I'm sorry, the venue broke.
10:34How many times?
10:35Three times.
10:36People came to the joke,
10:38they took off the joke,
10:39then they didn't talk about.
10:40You're here, honestly,
10:42you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You see us,
10:46we're going to laugh.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that I'm going to go to TV one day.
11:01I never thought
11:02that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16If God closes one door,
11:19then open ten doors.
11:21You're going to see the doors.
11:23All the people are killing us, sir.
12:01Good evening, and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:11Please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20You're going to win.
12:21You're going to win.
12:21You're going to win.
12:23You're going to win.
12:31If I just don't know.
12:32I'm going to win.
12:34I'm going to win.
12:36I'm going to win.
12:52I'm going to win.
12:53a
12:53a
12:56a
12:56a
12:56a
12:57a
12:57a
12:57a
12:57a
12:57a
12:57a
12:57I have a friend who was in the kitchen.
13:00Guys, I have made a dhih bhelu and a kadi chawal.
13:05Then my husband's face is closed and she makes a kadi chawal.
13:09Then she puts it on YouTube.
13:11Then my husband's face says,
13:12kadi chawal looks nice.
13:16Then my husband's face is so good.
13:17Then my husband's face is so good.
13:19So, guys, I have to make up tips.
13:24I'm so crazy.
13:24All right, guys, you put a moisturizer, put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss, and at the end, you
13:34have a magenta and you have a no makeup look.
13:41No makeup look.
13:56All right, guys, guys, all right, you say, I'm not gonna be my one.
14:10Guys, guys, I'll tell you about the backless blouse.
14:14Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
14:17They look like a big guy with a normal smile, and they put it on their own.
14:22They told their baby,
14:24and when they put it on their face, they put a tattoo on their feet.
14:29They say, what is this?
14:31It's a different channel of people who are talking about their knowledge.
14:36They start talking about their expression.
14:39They say, Arun Gowil and Alok Naath.
14:41They say, let me open it and open it.
14:45They say,
14:46the problem is the peace of mind.
14:49There is no life.
14:52This is a life of 4 days.
14:54They say, what is the name of 4 days?
14:56My mother is taking your name from 25 days and she gives you a life.
15:02Some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Bring your bag and take a look.
15:08The world is waiting for you.
15:10Who is commenting down below?
15:11Who will spend money for you?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20who are their original content and their own channel.
15:23They became a superstar.
15:24Our two men also have such stars.
15:27They call them on their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samiraina
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:51Go!
15:53Welcome!
15:55Welcome!
15:55Welcome, welcome!
15:58Welcome, welcome.
16:08What a story! What a story!
16:10You are seeing how you love people.
16:12We are happy that we are from jail.
16:17You all know this.
16:19Last year, you have been searching for the most.
16:23You have been searching for the most.
16:26You have been searching for the most.
16:28You have been searching for the most.
16:29You have been searching for the most.
16:32What did you feel last year?
16:34How did you feel?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37In this whole studio,
16:38there were two people who went to the Supreme.
16:41They were saying,
16:43we and Siddupaji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:58We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:02We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:10We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:21That's why,
17:23we will be afraid of ourselves.
17:24We are going to leave the street from one of these.
17:25We are going to be afraid of ourselves.
17:31Once again,
17:32we will be afraid of ourselves.
17:33Oh, I don't know.
17:34I don't know.
17:35I don't know.
17:36Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together.
17:39There was a police case.
17:41So, now, you're together again.
17:44We'll have coffee, coffee, or we'll have an anticipatory bail.
17:51Did you see later on?
17:53I had a lot of episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I told him to call him.
17:57I said, why didn't the case happen?
17:59I said, when my show closed,
18:03I called myself one day before,
18:04that I had a call with you.
18:08Is it true?
18:09Is it true or not?
18:10I said, look, you've come to the eyes.
18:12Let's go a little.
18:14So, I'm telling you,
18:15I don't want to say anything.
18:19You say anything.
18:20But when you say anything,
18:22you don't say anything.
18:23What?
18:24What?
18:28But I just want to tell my brothers,
18:29that you don't have married.
18:32In our show,
18:32the people who work,
18:34they're two children.
18:35We'll do it a little.
18:37I've done it a little.
18:38I've done it a little.
18:39No, no.
18:41No, no.
18:41No, no.
18:42No, no.
18:45Today, we'll be family friendly.
18:47Today, we'll be family friendly.
18:49No, no.
18:50But Ranveer is so much love.
18:51Very bad.
18:52And these controversies are all, bro.
18:55They come to teach you.
18:56I'm sure you'll learn a lot.
18:58People, let's see you so much love.
19:04When the show closed,
19:06who had first phone to you?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call a lawyer to you first.
19:11Okay.
19:13And his phone didn't feel like.
19:15Okay.
19:15Where did you call him?
19:17My brother came in an audience.
19:19I went to his house.
19:20A lawyer came.
19:22He's here for life.
19:25I don't have any idea, I didn't have an idea, one day a week came and I said, come on,
19:34come on, then I knew that everything was going on.
19:36When you saw this clip, you said, come on, come on, come on, come on.
19:42I was leaving my house at home.
19:46After this controversy, do you have a phone to do more shows, do you do live shows, or do you
19:50have the books that you have already said?
19:52I'll give it a hand, keep an advance.
19:54The phone is very nice, sir, but today's comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know?
20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it? I don't know.
20:07I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if it was the price, the price, what was it?
20:13He said, in the same time,
20:14whatever your good time is going,
20:16your bad time will also go.
20:22We were waiting for the other.
20:24Something happened, something happened, but...
20:27At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
20:31Who did they do it?
20:36In the last two weeks,
20:39Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
20:45Kapil, you years ago, in 2005,
20:492007.
20:492007?
20:502007.
20:50As I thought in 2007,
20:52this guy was the same.
20:54Oh!
20:54What the hell?
20:56It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:58Give it, son.
20:59Sumit, it's a compliment for you.
21:05It's awesome.
21:06Like a breath of freshness.
21:07First, I would like to say that
21:09their heart is very clean.
21:10No.
21:11That's what people should know.
21:12No.
21:14You close the show.
21:14Then leave your life.
21:16Leave it.
21:17Then leave it.
21:18Your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last one year,
21:22our friends are getting worse.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how I feel.
21:25That's how I feel.
21:26That's how I feel.
21:27That's how I feel.
21:30That's how I feel.
21:31What a mess.
21:32That's how I feel.
21:33That's how I feel.
21:37That's how I feel.
21:37a réaliserне.
21:39That's how I feel.
21:40That's how I feel.
21:40When you're done,
21:43then you've got to get a priest
21:43and get a shepherd in the seat.
21:43You've got to get out of my community.
21:46And when you're done,
21:47Sir, I'm a lawyer.
21:49You've got to get in the house.
21:50What happened?
21:58The house was completely broken
21:59and broken.
22:00The house was broken.
22:02Sir, we've got to keep a bridge,
22:02and we've got to keep a bridge.
22:04Oh my God.
22:07I want to talk to you about the venue, first of all, sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Sir, three times.
22:14People came to the joke and took off the joke, but now they don't have to talk.
22:19Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
22:23You can see our minds that we are laughing.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much, Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:55If God closes one door, you open ten doors.
22:59You are the ones who are watching.
23:00I love you, sir.
23:03I love you, sir.
23:16I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:27You are part of my whole childhood.
23:31You are part of my childhood.
23:32You and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and Shaker, sir.
23:35I follow every episode.
23:37Then I don't know what to say.
23:39What to say?
23:46Come on, please.
23:48Come on.
23:48Come, come, please.
23:52Let's go.
23:54You are fine, man.
23:55Jenualyly, sir.
23:56I respect you both, but I do a little bit more
24:01because he hasn't been out of zero.
24:12He has hit him.
24:14He feels like he has hit me.
24:20His batting was wrong.
24:25He has hit him.
24:25But when we both went to the police station,
24:27there are many fans of Siddhupaji.
24:30He was hit on the camera.
24:32He said, take it, take it, take it.
24:44Oh, my God!
24:45Oh, my God!
24:47Tell me, how's your bicep?
24:49How are you?
24:50When it was started,
24:52the goal was to create a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought it was cool.
25:04But over time,
25:05I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still a little.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:15Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:16Or do you have to say it?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18It's a liquor license.
25:19When you've watched stand-up,
25:21these are big jokes on your grandma's own.
25:25My grandma has never said,
25:26why are you losing my family's family?
25:30Why are you losing my family's family?
25:30Do you have jokes on your grandma's own?
25:31Are they true?
25:32Look, sir,
25:32if I'm a movie,
25:34then I write a movie on my grandma's own.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37then I write a song on my grandma's own.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40then I can write a joke on my grandma's own.
25:41I can write a joke.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And,
25:46I've had some awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma,
25:49sir,
25:49I was attacked
25:50and I was at home alone.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Okay?
25:57Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me,
25:59Arsana,
26:00remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call there.
26:03It's the police.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I didn't remember.
26:07I called 102.
26:08Who came?
26:09Fire.
26:09Fire.
26:10He said,
26:11where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13the fire looks like it in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:18Oh!
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:28Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:35Oh!
26:36Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:40Oh!
27:16Oh, good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please back here.
27:57If you have 4 people, then your mother is different, father is different, children are different.
28:02This time I am talking about you.
28:05The meaning of saying is that you see, every person has made a video.
28:11You have so many channels.
28:13I have started in the kitchen.
28:15Guys, today I have made a bread and bread.
28:21The husband's face is open and open.
28:22He has made a bread and made a bread and put it on YouTube.
28:26Then the head comes back and says,
28:28This bread looks good on YouTube.
28:30That's why the bread and bread has made a bread and bread.
28:34I have made a bread and bread.
28:38Guys, I am giving my makeup tips.
28:39I am so crazy.
28:41Guys, put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
28:48And finally, you have made a black island with magenta, mascara.
28:52And you have no makeup looks good.
28:57No makeup looks good.
28:59Before that, the 28 things on the head of the head.
29:02The big ones are coming.
29:03The big ones are coming.
29:07The big ones are coming.
29:07The big boys of small cities.
29:10They are also on YouTube.
29:12Hi, guys.
29:13Guys, guys, you all have to take a look like a house.
29:16Hi, guys.
29:18You have to comment on their videos.
29:19You are very bad.
29:20Guys, you have to come back to the house.
29:26Guys, I am going to tell you about the backless blouse.
29:28Yeah, I am going to tell ya.
29:30Look, only one person will tell you.
29:33It is just one person.
29:34They have to take a look like a blouse.
29:36Yeah, yeah.
29:38They sound like a white man,
29:42brought a look like a book like a book.
29:50And they are all right.
29:53When they're taught,
29:55the first one of the books is called.
29:55They have to take him to the book.
29:55And now, the next one of the books is built.
29:56I read the book.
29:56It's a book and I read the book.
29:57They are all right.
29:57Yes, people.
29:58My eyes closed my eyes and closed my eyes.
30:00They say,
30:02The problem is a calm, friends.
30:05The life is always living.
30:07This is a life of four days.
30:09After the baby says,
30:10What is four days?
30:11My mother is 25 days.
30:12I'm taking a life of four days.
30:17Now, some people make a video of traveling.
30:21Put your bag and leave.
30:23The beautiful world is waiting for you.
30:26If you comment below,
30:27Who will go to the house?
30:28Who will go to the house?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35who are their work,
30:36their original content,
30:38and their own channel,
30:39they become a superstar.
30:40Today, the two of us,
30:41are the stars.
30:42They call them on their channel.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:05Who will go?
31:09Welcome.
31:10Welcome.
31:11Welcome.
31:13Welcome.
31:14what is the problem...
31:15love is the problem...
31:23What about the problem!?
31:24What about the problem!?
31:25Look at how many people love you!
31:27I'm happy that we're out of jail!
31:33You all know both of us!
31:35Last year we've been searching for a number of celebrities from the last year.
32:00Oh
32:11Oh
32:12Ando ando
32:13Mushkin also dark in a hood core walking it was a
32:17Dark in a hood core walking a udas chair oki muskahn one. It's a loading game
32:25I'm going to eat poker some may don't go children and he's a paler to fun one till often
32:37And if he has a joke today, we will be able to get all the jokes.
32:46I feel like I'm lost at home.
32:49Today, I will take a little coaching with you.
32:52Last time Ranbir and Samir were together, there was a police case.
32:57So, today, you are together again.
32:59We will take coffee, we will take anti-spitry bail.
33:06You were watching Latent.
33:08I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
33:11I told him to call him.
33:12I said, why don't you have a case?
33:15And when the show was closed,
33:18I had a call for one day,
33:20that there is something wrong with you.
33:23Is it true or not?
33:25I said, look, you are in the eyes.
33:27When I came to the show, I had to go a little bit.
33:29So, I told myself that I didn't have any anti-yami.
33:35You will be famous for anything.
33:36But when you are famous, you will not be able to say anything.
33:39What?
33:39What?
33:39What?
33:40What?
33:43What?
33:44I want to tell my brothers and sisters that you don't have married.
33:47All the people who work in our show are two kids.
33:51So, we'll do a little bit.
33:53I did a little bit.
33:55No, no, no.
34:01Today, we'll be family friendly.
34:05No, no, but Ranbir is very loving.
34:07And these controversies come to you.
34:11I'm sure you will learn a lot.
34:13You will learn a lot.
34:14People love you so much today.
34:19When the show closed,
34:21who had to call first?
34:23What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer.
34:28And his phone didn't stop.
34:30Where did you call him?
34:32My brother came in an audience.
34:34I went to his house.
34:37He's here for acting.
34:40He's here for acting.
34:45He's here for acting.
34:46He's here for acting.
34:47He's here for acting.
34:48He's here for acting.
34:49He's here for acting.
34:50He's here for acting.
34:50I knew that everything was happening.
34:52Then, when you saw this clip, you said, come on, come on.
34:57I was here for acting.
35:11I didn't know, sir.
35:11But today, comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:19Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
35:21I don't know, man.
35:22I mean, at that time, genuinely,
35:24the first call came to Kapil sir.
35:25Until now, I don't know what it was,
35:27what it was, what it was.
35:28He said,
35:28Then, you didn't start a 예 formula.
35:36We were waiting for something else.
35:39Something happened...
35:42When it founded Kabil sir...
35:49Who did it?
36:03Oh
36:21It's great, like a breath of fresh air.
36:23First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28If not, you shut up someone's show,
36:30and then leave your life.
36:33So, your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year, our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40That's how it feels.
36:41That's right.
36:42That's right.
36:43That's right.
36:46What a lie, son.
36:48That's right, friends.
36:49The water is still there.
36:52The water is still there.
36:53When it happens,
36:54you get a blood pressure,
36:55you get a blood pressure.
36:57Now, when you prepare your comedy set,
36:59you can tell your friends or your attorney?
37:02Sir, I'm with lawyers.
37:05You have a whole theater scene.
37:11Sir, here is a comedy theater called Habitat.
37:40Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
37:48I'm watching you from childhood, like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that I'm going to be on TV one day.
37:55I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:31You are absolutely brilliant.
38:43You are a part of my whole childhood.
38:46I was watching you.
38:48You and Shaker sir.
38:50You were in the comedy circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:52I followed him.
38:53Then I didn't know what to say.
39:02Come and talk.
39:03Come, come, please.
39:10You're good, man.
39:11Genuinely, sir.
39:13I respect you both.
39:15I respect you both.
39:15But I do a little bit more.
39:17Because they've never been out of zero.
39:19I have a hero that hasn't been out of zero.
39:27I have been out of zero.
39:29I am not out of zero.
39:32I am not out of zero.
39:35I am in the middle of zero.
39:45I am not out of zero.
39:59What are you doing?
39:59Hey, my God!
40:00Hey, my God!
40:01Hey, my God!
40:03How did your biceps come to the beginning?
40:06When I started, I had a goal to make a fitness channel.
40:10I thought it was a cool name.
40:12People have names in wrestling.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought that something cool is to keep it.
40:20Over time, I didn't drink beer.
40:24Biceps are still here.
40:26But the name is a little bit popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:31Or do you have to call it?
40:32No, no, no.
40:33It's a liquor license.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37this is a big joke on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said
40:42why are you losing my family's family?
40:45When you have a joke on my grandma,
40:46they're true?
40:57Well said, well said.
41:01Well said, well said.
41:14Do you remember the ambulance number?
41:16100 is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police's?
41:19Yes.
41:21I didn't remember.
41:22Brother, I called him 102.
41:23Who's that?
41:24Fire truck.
41:25Fire truck.
41:26Where did the fire look?
41:28I said, the fire will be in the morning.
41:30Oh.
41:31Oh.
41:35Oh.
41:40That's the camera.
41:41Your parents have asked a question
41:42that you see the child.
41:43Yes.
41:44That is her parents.
41:52My parents really liked Kapil Sharma show.
41:55There is also a story, a genuine story.
41:58My grandfather was a lot of watching.
42:00He was bedridden in his final phase.
42:02But Kapil Sharma show was a lot of fun.
42:05So wherever he is, he is very happy today.
42:07Thank you brother.
42:08Big big day.
42:09Thank you brother.
42:11Samai, you are an amazing comedian.
42:14So who do you think in India is the best stand up comedian?
42:20Stand up.
42:21In this case,
42:22I don't think he is the best comedian in India.
42:26What do I say?
42:27The world is right here.
42:28Kapil Sharma.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every week, show, episode, I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46Like, it is a legend better than I have done.
42:48Thank you brother.
42:51You are, you are the reason why you do this.
42:53People give you love.
42:54You are the only one that makes any confidence.
42:56And what is normally happens?
42:58Sometimes we create a script, sometimes we don't have a script, sometimes.
43:01But people give me a call and give me a favor.
43:05And give me a favor.
43:06Not sure.
43:07Just do it.
43:08And this is your love.
43:13Kapil Haji, can you ask me a question?
43:15I'll ask you.
43:16I'll answer, I'll answer.
43:18I'll answer.
43:18I'll answer, I'll answer.
43:24Yes, please.
43:25How are you in life?
43:27Generally, how do you feel that you have played a show so many years?
43:31What is your perspective?
43:33It's like a lot of times, you meet a police officer.
43:37What is your shock?
43:38I feel great poetry.
43:40I feel great.
43:41It's a shock.
43:41It's a shock and sometimes they will listen to us or listen to us.
43:44Our shock was the only profession.
43:47Our brand and butter became our friend.
43:49And we have a jam too.
43:52It's a jam.
43:53It's a jam.
43:54I think this is a great blessing.
43:57You're good to do that.
43:59We are with people who don't get money.
44:02I feel that you do your job with your heart.
44:05Then the rest of the things will come.
44:06It's a blessing.
44:07I feel like I've seen a lot of films and actors when I've seen a show,
44:13I feel like it's true or dream or true.
44:17It's one of my life.
44:19I'll show you a little bit.
44:21I'll show you a little bit.
44:22I'll show you a little bit.
44:22I'll show you a little bit.
44:29I'll show you a little bit.
44:38What are you talking about today?
44:40You can talk about death.
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