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00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, dear.
00:12:35Hey, dear.
00:12:36There's a little flag.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:44Doubt your wife's on the way.
00:12:48Hey, hey.
00:12:49I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:53No, no, no, no.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:58Hey.
00:13:00Trust me.
00:13:02Everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:08Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little...
00:13:09On your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:16First down of five.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:44You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:10Oh, hey.
00:14:12Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa.
00:14:16Go team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:22That's sweet of you, but please, no.
00:14:24Don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:29Oh, I must get into you, girl.
00:14:31They're good people.
00:14:33They're here to get.
00:14:36Got you.
00:14:37No working on a Sunday.
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Whisk, whisk, whisk.
00:14:41Cheese and rouse, at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Oh, I'm going to get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ!
00:14:54You can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:00Help!
00:15:01I'm sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What exactly does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass.
00:15:25We have that deal we're going to close with Holland tomorrow,
00:15:29and I've got to watch my game, and the damn boss is...
00:15:34Settle down, settle down.
00:15:36It's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:41What do you think?
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45Well, good luck.
00:15:48And remember what I said, 100% rest, okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Ooh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:59Rest up, honey, and I'll work.
00:16:02I'll take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh, no, no.
00:16:07Ooh-hoo-hoo.
00:16:16I'm going to go see if I can save them out.
00:16:18Oh, my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh, what a mess!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43What is that, Doc?
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59I'm sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where'd it twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix.
00:17:40No problem.
00:17:42Igor, get your camera.
00:17:44No.
00:17:45No, Igor.
00:17:45Don't get the jackpot.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50Fine.
00:17:51You can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all.
00:18:21Did you know?
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's going to be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:19:09I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:13I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:26I don't want to watch evening.
00:19:32Don't be in a distraction.
00:19:35In a walk.
00:19:37You like it?
00:19:37No!
00:19:55I'm so sorry.
00:20:07No!
00:20:10Make it stop!
00:20:15Oh!
00:20:16Hey!
00:20:17I get it stopped!
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:27Come on, burn it, Christian. You can do this.
00:20:31You can do this.
00:20:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:20:49Giles!
00:20:53Giles!
00:20:57Ludoc!
00:20:58Ludoc!
00:21:01It's two o'clock in the morning.
00:21:05Now is not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then also finish early, yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:23Giles!
00:21:28Life is full of surprises each day.
00:21:32Something new.
00:21:34Doing the best we can is all we know how to do.
00:21:40You and me in the family.
00:21:44No good.
00:21:47That's fine.
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:12Did you talk to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kind of busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:19I can't wait one step at a time.
00:22:26Sneaking together right down the line.
00:22:29Shaking it up and living the life.
00:22:32It's a crazy house.
00:22:35Crazy house.
00:22:37It's a crazy house.
00:22:40Awww.
00:22:52What's going on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around with this science stuff.
00:23:38I said no more fooling around with this science stuff.
00:23:51You look more pretty than my niece.
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot!
00:24:06Take the fucking things off!
00:24:16It's probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie.
00:24:21They follow a water pipe.
00:24:23Oh, they're following the water pipe.
00:24:26Almost done.
00:24:28And they're almost done!
00:24:38It's Easter.
00:24:41I ain't even peaceful.
00:24:44What's that you say?
00:24:45You want a bit of bed?
00:24:46Don't...
00:24:47Don't come...
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam, Sarah, breakfast!
00:24:57Guys!
00:24:59Jesus Christ!
00:25:01I did not realize you were making a poopy.
00:25:04I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:11Adam, Sarah, go on and wait to church!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters!
00:25:24Hey, are you...
00:25:28Are you...
00:25:33Is that Reefer?
00:25:41I've got this letter in the mail.
00:25:44It says here that I'm fired.
00:25:48I...
00:25:48I just...
00:25:51I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:26:05People, what the fuck?
00:26:14Open up.
00:26:15There you go, good girl.
00:26:23You want some wrists?
00:26:24Come on, lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just, uh...
00:26:31Eat this before any more accidents happen.
00:26:40Half a pill.
00:26:41Once a day.
00:26:42No more.
00:26:43This is strong stuff.
00:26:45Okay?
00:26:45And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right.
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.
00:26:52Well, I think...
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself, you know.
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:56It just knocks you out cold.
00:27:00So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:03Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:07Okay, well...
00:27:08Thank you, Doc.
00:27:09Goodbye and God bless.
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:13You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There you go.
00:27:15There it is.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:17Go, McGee.
00:27:21Ow!
00:27:21Rabote!
00:27:23Okay, thank you.
00:27:33Guys!
00:27:34Bernie Christian here.
00:27:38I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation.
00:27:44It's not you guys.
00:27:46My wife.
00:27:48Just with the noise and the dust.
00:27:54Oh, are you all right?
00:28:07You're the very heavy heart, guys, that I'm going to have to ask y'all to leave.
00:28:38You guys just hear that?
00:28:43One second.
00:28:48Oh.
00:28:51Oh.
00:29:05I will kill them all.
00:29:08I will kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:20Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no way to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:39Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even funny? Speak, my son.
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:25What I don't understand, though, what is he doing?
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49I don't want to go.
00:30:51No, I don't want to go.
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad.
00:30:57Dad.
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05With us out of the way,
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:21Well, I think...
00:31:23God damn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:36I'm scared.
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:12Do it.
00:32:14Why don't you just run?
00:32:17What do you do?
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're sick, wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take tool and work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:58Ah!
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:07Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:26I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:10But is it not possible?
00:34:13But I really think so.
00:34:25Hey!
00:34:27Hey!
00:34:28No, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine.
00:34:32It's fine.
00:34:34Just, just, just eat one of these.
00:34:39Work!
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:46Open.
00:35:05Peter!
00:35:06Peter?
00:35:07Are you okay?
00:35:08Are you...
00:35:12Peter, are you okay?
00:35:15What?
00:35:17What?
00:35:19Did he...
00:35:20He seemed sick.
00:35:25Shit.
00:35:32Angel!
00:35:33Angel, no!
00:35:33Angel!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:43Smell.
00:35:44Smell what?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46Smell?
00:35:46No.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Ven, no, up!
00:35:50Ven, no!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:03Faster!
00:36:16Jesus.
00:36:18Oh, Jesus.
00:36:19Thank God.
00:36:20Thank God.
00:36:21Why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:28He really does.
00:36:32Feels like I failed you.
00:36:35But I, I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:49So, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you, what do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God to get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit and in the church.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51We go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I, I never missed a service before today.
00:37:56So, well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01But my wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus.
00:38:29Jesus.
00:38:30Work.
00:38:30Oh, fuck.
00:38:33Oh.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:52Oh, fuck.
00:38:57Open up.
00:39:00This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey.
00:39:10Open up right now.
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:13Hello?
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:32I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:33No helpers!
00:39:39Shut fire.
00:39:41I need backup now.
00:39:44Oh, God.
00:39:46Let's not get it.
00:39:51No, Dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:40:02I'm sorry.
00:40:15We're never gonna make it out of here alive
00:40:19Never, never, never
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do
00:40:55Thank you
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir
00:41:24Oh, I'm so sorry, sir
00:41:26Please, I'm sorry
00:41:28No touch of vodka
00:41:36NIEBRA
00:41:37Oh
00:41:45Oh
00:41:46Oh
00:41:50Oh
00:41:51Oh
00:41:58Oh, my God.
00:42:33Come on, we got it.
00:42:35Get up.
00:42:38Here we go.
00:42:39Come on, here we go.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Oh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Oh, that's still in there.
00:43:23Where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills, Dad.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39Dad, she's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45And I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me?
00:43:58No, God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06I'm going to see if Demetri is okay.
00:44:07No.
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:11Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:16Hey.
00:44:25Give me the pills back.
00:44:33Y'all gone crazy?
00:44:35Hey.
00:44:53Kill them all.
00:44:55Is it not how you were a race, Bernie Christian?
00:44:58Kill them all.
00:44:59Will all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside?
00:45:03Kill them all.
00:45:04Be kind to one another.
00:45:05Kill them all.
00:45:06Tender hearted.
00:45:07Kill them all.
00:45:08Forgive me.
00:45:09Kill them all.
00:45:11God, in Christ, forgave you.
00:45:31Fyodor.
00:45:33I forgive you.
00:45:46I forgive you.
00:45:51I forgive you.
00:46:54Side by side into the light.
00:47:58Igor, I wasn't...
00:48:02You must give, son.
00:48:07Not fuck, son.
00:48:16You both can see me.
00:48:29There.
00:48:31There.
00:48:31There.
00:48:41Fire!
00:48:44Fire!
00:48:48Fire!
00:48:52Fire!
00:48:53This is a good girl!
00:48:59It's just a rat.
00:49:01It's just a rat.
00:49:03It's just a rat.
00:49:37This is the FBI.
00:49:39Open up, asshole!
00:49:43Fuck, FBI!
00:49:45Go!
00:49:46Or I shoot at least a mother bitch in face.
00:49:49Suck, dick!
00:49:49Fucking son of fuck!
00:49:51Take cover!
00:49:55Take cover!
00:49:55My father not go back jail!
00:49:58Hold the fire!
00:49:59Let go, guys!
00:50:00We're just here to help.
00:50:02Is anyone hurt?
00:50:03I'll let hostage go.
00:50:05You'll give airplane, Russia.
00:50:07Stay calm.
00:50:08If no, I shoot hostage dead.
00:50:11I'll start with this horse.
00:50:13Go, guys!
00:50:14Take cover!
00:50:16Hold your fire!
00:50:18Stay calm in there, guys.
00:50:20You have one hour, asshole guy!
00:50:23No!
00:50:24You're leaving!
00:50:27Ah!
00:50:28Ah!
00:50:29Shot a fish!
00:50:30You have this rat.
00:50:31We go back to Masterland
00:50:33with the whole family.
00:50:50Butter!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Find herевlina!
00:50:58Look!
00:50:59Fan Yukin!
00:51:00You're a monster!
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:01Enough of the ass.
00:51:02I want to use it! I want to come with you!
00:51:13Adam?
00:51:40You will be on your side!
00:51:43Igor!
00:51:45Are you there?
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:51:46What do you want to say to me?
00:51:53Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:00Come on!
00:52:02Come on, please, please, come on, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, come on, hey.
00:52:18Boy, listen to your dad, he hates you, man.
00:52:27I'm sorry, I kiss you, I think we have something special after we smoke ice together.
00:52:34Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay, I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:55When's the alien coming back?
00:53:05He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time, first time I got high.
00:53:15He never come back, I is sorry.
00:53:19No.
00:53:44I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:48I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:00I'm sorry, Papa.
00:54:03You're the stallion, bro.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Just as we see him.
00:54:12You're so big.
00:54:17You're so big.
00:54:44But it's as if it was yesterday.
00:55:03Who?
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:16No!
00:55:21She's a beautiful girl!
00:55:24She's a beautiful girl!
00:55:31She's a beautiful girl!
00:55:43She's a beautiful girl!
00:55:58Look out, I'm going!
00:56:00Look out!
00:56:01You have a big deal!
00:56:24I'm ready, we're going to go.
00:56:29Maleshka Olga.
00:56:31Olya.
00:56:37No.
00:56:43Olya, Olychka, in the wall.
00:56:48In the wall.
00:56:50I will save her.
00:56:52I wish her.
00:57:00Olya.
00:57:05Olya.
00:57:07Put your hands up.
00:57:09The division, Olya!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole.
00:57:12She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me.
00:57:17Fucking look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:22He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You got me this cop, kill the fuck!
00:57:32No, he's not worth it!
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:35He's not worth it!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37I fucking trust!
00:57:38Olya!
00:57:44Olya!
00:57:50This is your sister.
00:57:56The name is Olga.
00:58:00No.
00:58:00Well, my mother said that she was in the room.
00:58:08I think she said that she was in the room.
00:58:16Maybe I don't understand.
00:58:19She was in the room.
00:58:26Maybe Nadia said that she was in the room.
00:58:32Maybe she said that she was in the room.
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:41She said that she was in the room.
00:58:51She said that she was in the room.
00:59:05I need to be better than you, dear.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:31I need to be better.
00:59:41Yeah, I need to be better.
00:59:52And Odia.
00:59:53Yeah.
01:00:23Oh, my God.
01:00:53Oh, my God.
01:00:57Eve, darling.
01:01:03Eve.
01:01:10Mom.
01:01:11Shut that bum in.
01:01:12Mom.
01:01:22Eve, no.
01:01:24No.
01:01:25Stop.
01:01:27No.
01:01:27Eve, no.
01:01:28Help me.
01:01:29Help me.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33Eve, stop.
01:01:36Eve.
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You know what he does so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh, yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:17Sure, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you, but I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I get it, I get that.
01:02:40You're gonna be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and homosexuals, pedophiles.
01:02:55Yes, absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:05Hey, you...
01:04:08You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of this thing?
01:04:11Yeah, that's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me, it's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you want to be...
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:25Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:28Fuck you, Jesus Christ!
01:04:32Ah!
01:04:37Kill them all!
01:04:40Kill them all!
01:04:43Kill them all!
01:04:47Ah!
01:04:52No!
01:04:53No!
01:04:54No!
01:04:54No!
01:04:56Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:05:03I'll be able!
01:05:09I'll be able!
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:18I'm early.
01:05:20Oh!
01:05:24Shit!
01:05:29You hell-break.
01:05:45No!
01:06:08You're a bad boy.
01:06:10You're a bad boy.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no?
01:06:21All right, stay calm. Stay calm, we've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28And we're ready to notify the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31Airseful guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37All right, guys.
01:06:38What do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41Here, you fuckos.
01:06:43We go outside, you go back.
01:06:45Hey, you! Come with us!
01:06:49Go! Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52What?
01:06:53Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust us?
01:06:57Call FBI!
01:06:58Ghostbusters, stupid!
01:07:00You are insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:06Go.
01:07:17Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:20Go!
01:07:21Go!
01:07:22Go, go!
01:07:22Go!
01:07:25Go, Mom!
01:07:26Oh, Mom!
01:07:27No, Mom!
01:07:27No!
01:07:28I can't be seen!
01:07:30No?
01:07:31No!
01:07:33No, no.
01:07:35What?
01:07:40You won't stay. You can stay. No problem. Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no.
01:07:50He's right.
01:07:55My family is staying right.
01:07:58Fuck.
01:07:59What are you?
01:08:05My family is staying.
01:08:08For Jesus Christ has stayed.
01:08:13For the world of God is staying.
01:08:17To save us all, don't stay.
01:08:21This power will be where God is staying.
01:08:25For all time is on the world of heaven.
01:08:43This power will be where God is obec
01:09:00Oh, that in dread the angels, father, son of God, my name.
01:09:10Oh, time is a power of potential.
01:09:16Oh, time is a power of potential.
01:09:26Science, motherfuckers!
01:09:32Science, what is coming in?
01:09:38Ajant to踵 the coupe machine for the and after a second,
01:09:39I'll fearing it up to the table with the power of a cannon JFK.
01:09:45Ahem.
01:09:51grownups.
01:09:51Oh, my God.
01:10:21Oh, my God.
01:10:29Mom.
01:10:31Oh, my God.
01:10:39Oh, my God.
01:10:45Baby.
01:10:47Baby.
01:10:50He's dead.
01:10:52He's dead.
01:10:54Dad's dead.
01:11:00He died for our sins.
01:11:06We gotta go.
01:11:09Come on, Sue.
01:11:11What do you really want?
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:18Christians!
01:11:19We're here to get you out.
01:11:22Come over here, please.
01:11:23Look.
01:11:25Mom.
01:11:27It's over.
01:11:29It's all over.
01:11:39Calm down, sir.
01:11:41Let the hostages go.
01:11:42Fuck you.
01:11:44Fuck you.
01:11:45Papa.
01:11:48What's your plan?
01:11:50When I think you're up to three,
01:11:52we're not going to do this.
01:12:04There's too many.
01:12:07It's a kniss and tears, you.
01:12:09It's a kniss and tears, you bet.
01:12:11Oh, Papa.
01:12:16I...
01:12:18Don't do it, sir.
01:12:20and devour.
01:12:30Bernard!
01:12:31Let it be known on this day
01:12:33Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead.
01:12:38It's Easter, motherfuckers.
01:12:41And I'm the motherfucking Easter bunny.
01:12:45Now get the fuck
01:12:46out of my house!
01:12:49You destroy me, family!
01:12:51You're gonna have a fuck!
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover! Man down!
01:13:13Papa!
01:13:38Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:40Help!
01:13:41Help!
01:13:42Help!
01:13:43Help!
01:13:44Help!
01:13:44Help!
01:14:10Oh, my God.
01:14:17Oh, my God.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:15:17Oh, my God.
01:15:22Oh, my God.
01:15:53By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:16:03You made it so much easier for me.
01:16:15Oh, my God.
01:16:44Oh, my God.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Oh, my God.
01:16:53Oh, my God.
01:16:56Oh, my God.
01:17:08Oh, my God.
01:17:20Oh, my God.
01:17:29Oh, my God.
01:17:30Oh, my God.
01:17:32Oh, my God.
01:17:34no can help only wanted to die in motherland the rest of family grave it's all family together
01:17:56oh god
01:18:15hello
01:18:20see you around buddy what's that you say you're missing
01:18:27no no no no no no here we go
01:18:34no
01:18:36oh
01:18:46oh
01:18:48oh
01:18:50so sorry for everything honey
01:18:54oh i'm sorry too darling i love you
01:19:12oh
01:19:13oh
01:19:13oh
01:19:16oh
01:19:16oh
01:19:16oh
01:19:17oh
01:19:18oh
01:19:18oh
01:19:19oh
01:19:22oh
01:19:23oh
01:19:23oh
01:19:25oh
01:19:26oh
01:19:27oh
01:19:27oh
01:19:27oh
01:19:33oh
01:19:35oh
01:19:35oh
01:19:51oh
01:19:53oh
01:19:53oh
01:20:03oh
01:20:09oh
01:20:10oh
01:20:17oh
01:20:22oh
01:20:23oh
01:20:24oh
01:20:24oh
01:20:26oh
01:20:26oh
01:20:26oh
01:20:27oh
01:20:27oh
01:20:28oh
01:20:29oh
01:20:30oh
01:20:31oh
01:20:31oh
01:20:32oh
01:20:32oh
01:20:32oh
01:20:32oh
01:20:32Your legs, freeze.
01:20:35No! Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sara.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:49I...
01:20:50See, I not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03It is.
01:21:04I'm not like Papa.
01:21:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey.
01:21:18There we are. There we are.
01:21:21Feel better?
01:21:24Feel better?
01:21:40Yes.
01:21:41Yes.
01:21:42It's good.
01:21:43Let it out.
01:21:45Yes, Sara.
01:21:47You're so pretty.
01:21:49Please.
01:21:50You can do something.
01:21:53Come on.
01:21:54Yes.
01:21:55Yes, Sara.
01:21:55Yes, Sara.
01:21:56Can I do something from the church?
01:22:01Oh, my God.
01:22:01I see you.
01:22:02No.
01:22:03I'm a city, man.
01:22:06I'm a city.
01:22:10Hey.
01:22:19Oh, fuck.
01:22:22You can't do it, Sarah.
01:22:24You can't do it, Sarah.
01:22:27Come on, yes.
01:22:29Breathe.
01:22:30Please.
01:22:41Beautiful.
01:22:45Just like her mother.
01:22:55Congratulations.
01:22:58I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you...
01:23:03You better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:09But...
01:23:11Seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:22I love you, Dad.
01:23:23I love you, Dad.
01:23:26My...
01:23:28Grand...
01:23:30Doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A family...
01:23:40is the most important...
01:23:42AGH!
01:23:47AGH!
01:23:49CHRISTIAN!!!
01:23:53MES!
01:24:05Hm.
01:24:07Oh, Gosh!
01:24:08Oh my gosh, what a mess.
01:24:19You guys, you are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:27Not experimenting with science, or boys, or work.
01:24:41Oh, this fucking guy.
01:24:45Look, I'm never going to give you up.
01:24:49I'm never going to let you down.
01:24:54Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00No.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:13Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:17I don't know enough.
01:25:18Right.
01:25:45Mom is hungry.
01:25:47Mom is hungry.
01:25:47Mom is hungry.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, fucking hell.
01:26:35Oh, my God.
01:26:41Oh.
01:26:42Oh.
01:26:43Oh.
01:26:44Oh.
01:26:45Oh.
01:26:45Oh.
01:26:45Oh, my darling.
01:26:49Ah.
01:26:50Hello.
01:26:52How are you doing the best we can is all we know how to do.
01:26:57Hey.
01:26:58Come on, dude.
01:27:00Come on.
01:27:02I'm going to be part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05We made two things a little bit differently.
01:27:10Let the neighbors talk a dozen better thoughts to me.
01:27:16We will be here.
01:27:20I never fear.
01:27:21Because I know I know how to see us through.
01:27:29Oh, we might not quite fit the mold.
01:27:35But we always have a smile to share that I have to hold.
01:27:41We're making our way one step at a time.
01:27:44Yeah.
01:27:44Sticking the kids up right down the line.
01:27:47Shaking it up.
01:27:48We're living the life.
01:27:50It's a crazy house.
01:27:53Crazy house.
01:27:56It's a crazy house.
01:27:57Crazy house.
01:28:13Oh, my God.
01:28:30All our dreams intertwining under one roof Anything's possible, I guess we're living proof
01:28:42Oh, my God.
01:28:45It's so true, yeah Our crazy love will find a way
01:28:54Banging away one step at a time Sneaking together right down the line
01:29:00Shaking it up and living the life It's a crazy house
01:29:06Banging away one step at a time Sneaking together right down the line
01:29:12Shaking it up and living the life It's a crazy house
01:29:17Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house
01:29:23I'll fall asleep
01:29:40Jesus!
01:29:41Jesus!
01:29:42.
01:29:42.
01:29:43You
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