00:00Shishwar ka Ashut baat ho ta hai
00:02Ishwar ka...
00:03Ishwar ka what?
00:04Model, model, model, model
00:06Oh, what the good acting
00:07Tuhagan ke sar ka taj ho ta hai
00:10Ek chutki
00:15Sindhuur
00:16Ah, or kya?
00:19Eh, hara aurat ka khrab ho ta hai
00:21Ek chutki sindhuur
00:23Eh, bolna
00:24Ek kutti sindhuur
00:26Har aurat ka khrab ho ta hai
00:36Eh, auntie, tere ko andre kis ne chodha re?
00:38Auntie kisko bora re, buddha?
00:39Auntie, teree
00:41Bye, okay
00:42Yeah, later, babes. Thanks, mom
00:45See ya, see ya
00:46Bandara, 20 saal pehle hote
00:48Toh, mehi karleti santi ka
00:51Backup to ho gaya, homie
00:52Ya, akhri baishtha
00:54Ayam, whatever
00:55Lekin, ime se koi bhi dure dure tak shanti jaisi nahi hai
00:58You know that, dude
00:59You will get me, homie
01:00Koi na, koii zaroor
01:01Melegi
01:02We have a lot of time, papu
01:03Kuchy dinos mein mukeshwaira vaapis aajayega
01:05Melegi, melegi, kaisa, how, where?
01:08Where?
01:08Kaha melegi, kab melegi?
01:10Kaisa melegi?
01:11Excuse me
01:11What?
01:13Om Kapoor yahan hai?
01:15No Om Kapoor yahan par nahi
01:17Jau na, pack up ho gaya, kalana audition ke liye
01:19Kal?
01:22Lekin moho watchman ne kaha ke auditions habhi tak chal rahe hai
01:24aur Om Kapoor andar hai
01:27Dekhiye, mein auditions ke liye especially bangalore se aayi houn
01:30Pliz muche ek chanse de dijeye
01:32By the way, I'm Sandy
01:34As in Sandhya
01:35I just love Okke
01:37Pata hai, mein Okke ki sab se badi fan houn
01:41Actually auditions to hi bahana hai Om Kapoor se milne ka
01:43Mujhe toh sirf umta
01:45Ah, vish, she's fallen
01:46Papu, lights on her, please
01:50What?
01:55Tere saath saath aisa kooi noor aaya hai
02:03Chand teeri roshni ka halka sa aik saaya hai
02:11Tere ni nazerou ne dhil ka kiya
02:15Jho hushar, aasar yeh hua
02:19Ab inn me hi dhub ke ho jau paar
02:24Yehi hai dua
02:29Aankhon mein teeri ajabusi ajabusi adai hai
02:35Oh, oh, oh, oh
02:38Aankhon mein teeri ajabusi ajabusi adai hai
02:43Dil ko bana de jho patang saanse
02:48Yeh teeri wo habai hai
02:51Mood kanya saanem
03:04Toh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:10Ineem
03:11Let's go.
03:59Let's go.
04:11Let's go.
04:12Let's go.
04:12Let's go.
04:13Let's go.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:49Let's go.
04:51Let's go.
04:58Let's go.
05:28Let's go.
05:41Let's go.
05:54Let's go.
05:57Let's go.
05:58Let's go.
06:02Let's go.
06:22Let's go.
06:52Let's go.
06:57Let's go.
06:58Let's go.
07:01Let's go.
07:29Let's go.
07:32Let's go.
07:32Let's go.
07:36Let's go.
07:38Let's go.
07:40Let's go.
07:41Let's go.
07:43Let's go.
07:43Let's go.
07:46Let's go.
07:56Let's go.
08:01Let's go.
08:03Let's go.
08:10Let's go.
08:13Let's go.
08:24Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:48Let's go.
08:51People have organized a mahurat too.
08:54Oh, God, no.
08:56This mahurat, this puja, this prince...
09:00Everything happens now.
09:03It's so damn primitive.
09:12Stay cool, Mikey.
09:14Yeah?
09:15Well, I like surprises.
09:17Oh, yes.
09:18You'll be surprised.
09:22No!
09:48What the hell is this, okay?
09:51From all the places, you got this place.
09:54You know, this is the place.
09:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:56This is the place where there was light.
09:57And the whole set went off.
09:59I know.
10:00I know everything.
10:01That's why this place is here.
10:03It's called the circle of life, Mikey.
10:07Where the stories are gone,
10:09you should start from that place.
10:11Right?
10:12Oh.
10:14You're a rock star, okay?
10:16You're a rock star.
10:16Sir, you can tell us what you have.
10:18We'll start.
10:18If we don't start,
10:19then how is it going?
10:20Sir, you're the only place.
10:21Hey, Mikey.
10:22Come on, come on.
10:24And this is the director of this film.
10:27What's your name?
10:28F Khan.
10:28Yes, my childhood friend, F Khan.
10:30F E.
10:31Yeah.
10:32You've asked me once.
10:34Hmm?
10:36I wasn't expecting this.
10:37Hey, but there will be a lot of things that you don't expect.
10:41Dudes, the producer.
10:43His friends call him Mikey.
10:44You can call him Mukesh Mehra.
10:48And now, dudes, let's talk about the babe.
10:51His film's heroine,
10:54What's his name?
10:55Dolly.
10:55My childhood friend, Dolly.
10:58Oh, here she comes.
10:59Oh, here she comes.
11:02You would like very good Mikey.
11:04She's very sexy.
11:05I hope so.
11:14That's Dolly?
11:15No, no.
11:16She's Dolly's mom.
11:21What's the name?
11:22Khamini.
11:23Hi, hi.
11:23My childhood friend, hi.
11:25How are you?
11:26Nice to see you.
11:27Hello, Producer Ji.
11:28Hey, baby was so excited that she didn't sleep at night.
11:32You know, when I showed dark circles,
11:34then go and sleep.
11:36I don't compromise with my beauty slip.
11:39Oh, yeah.
11:39You look as precious as Daisy.
11:41Thank you, you cutie.
11:44Hey, where's the baby?
11:45Oh, my God, Eggie.
11:46Oh, there's this baby.
11:47Oh, baby.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Let it pop.
11:56Let it pop.
11:59Let it pop.
12:01Let it pop.
12:03Let it pop.
12:05Let it pop.
12:06Let it pop.
12:09Let it pop.
12:14Oh
12:15Beautiful girl
12:18Baby that's her
12:19Oh no no no no I'll tell you
12:21She's so talented
12:23Hello, Mami?
12:24Yes, Papu, I'll set her up on everything
12:27Is mom ready?
12:28Yes Mom is ready but she's over acting
12:31She's our family problem
12:33Ten 4
12:35Hey Mom, go!
12:37Why go?
12:38I don't understand.
12:40I want to come to the character.
12:41Baba, your character will also come.
12:43Let's get ready.
12:45Don't go inside.
12:47In the next picture, Mikey Jaisi ponytail.
12:49I think it looks like it.
12:55What happened, Mikey?
12:57Why did you sit here?
12:59Obviously, man.
13:01Did I tell you the circle of life?
13:03I know.
13:06That's cool, buddy. Let's go.
13:18Let's go inside.
13:19Let's go inside.
13:20Let's go inside.
13:21Let's go inside.
13:21Let's go inside.
13:22Let's go inside.
13:22Let's go inside.
13:23When are you waiting for me?
13:26What's up, buddy?
13:28I won't leave you.
13:29I won't leave you.
13:31I won't leave you.
13:33Shanti!
13:34I won't leave you.
13:39I won't leave you.
13:40The line will be bad.
13:41Why did you enter into it?
13:44There's someone inside.
13:46Impossible.
13:51There it is, Mikey.
13:53Yeah?
13:53I'll try it.
13:54I'll try it.
13:59Whoa!
14:00Back!
14:13Here, Okesha.
14:15Hey!
14:15Hey, Raje
14:16Mikey, meet Shavar. Shavar, meet Mikey.
14:18This is our film's villain.
14:19He's a dude like you, dude.
14:22Okay.
14:22Naryal putnam time.
14:23Yes, Naryal putnam.
14:25What?
14:25Coconut breaking time.
14:27Everybody, let's go. Coconut time.
14:30Yo, Pandi Ji.
14:31Yo.
14:33Lo.
14:34Shanti ke liye.
14:35Om, Shanti, Shanti.
14:37Oh, for Shanti.
14:39But look, Mokesh, this is broken in one piece.
14:41Otherwise, you can say Shagun. Right, Dad?
14:44Of course.
14:44Go for it, Mokesh.
14:46You can do this.
14:49Oh, fish.
14:50Don't bite.
14:50Don't bite.
14:51No problem, Mikey.
14:52Go on.
14:53Go on.
14:54Give it.
14:56Oh, God.
14:57It is a very bad luck.
14:58Very bad luck.
14:59Mikey, I'll do it.
15:00No.
15:01I'll do it.
15:02Okay.
15:02One more time.
15:03Come on, guys.
15:08Are you okay, Mikey?
15:09What is this, man?
15:11Don't do it, Mikey.
15:12I know.
15:13You don't have a habit, right?
15:15Who breaks in Hollywood?
15:18But we are here.
15:20Before we break all kinds of nuts.
15:25Come on.
15:26Come on.
15:26Let's get it, everyone.
15:35Ladies and gentlemen.
15:37Babes.
15:38Yo.
15:39Lot of speeches today.
15:40In this moment, we want to give Shraddhaanjali.
15:45Like a tribute.
15:46That person.
15:47That actress.
15:48That film.
15:49Actually.
15:50I believe.
15:54That's where we are.
15:56That's where we are.
15:58That's where we are.
15:59That's where we are.
16:04But change.
16:05How that direction have to be.
16:05Ladies and Gentleman, Hambi.
16:07Shanti Pria.
16:13And now, my request a kind of dolly, say.
16:16So my childhood friend, she's going to be creating shraddhaanjali, shine.
16:20Shanti Priya se ashirwaad le
16:21And when we're going to play, I'll go there
16:23Come on!
16:33If you hit this button, there will spark the photo behind the photo
16:36If it doesn't have a photo behind the photo
16:38It will be spark
16:42One, two, three
16:58The second one
16:59What's happening?
17:00I'm trying to get out of here
17:01I'm trying to get out of here
17:03Who's coming?
17:03I'm trying to check out
17:06Help me!
17:08Help me!
17:08Help me!
17:09Help me!
17:12Help me!
17:14Help me!
17:19Help me!
17:20Help me!
17:21Help me!
17:24Help me!
17:25Pull back!
17:26I'm not going to go!
17:31Oh my God, what kind of acting are you?
17:34Come on!
17:34I'll give you this coconut coconut
17:37And come on!
17:39I'll give you this coconut oil
17:40You'll have a lot of fun, right?
17:44Yeah
17:45Nice to meet you tomorrow
17:48Big day tomorrow, Sandy
17:50You remember your plans?
17:51Yes, but I'm nervous
17:53It'll be wrong with me
17:55No, no, no, no
17:55No, no, no, no
17:56No, no, no
17:56Don't be nervous
17:58We'll talk about plans with us
17:59Alright?
18:27All right.
18:30All right.
19:01All right.
19:03Dolly's mother, Kamini Ji, where is she?
19:04She's going to touch up.
19:06What is she not touch-up?
19:07Where is she?
19:08Green room?
19:10Where is she?
19:12Where is she?
19:13Where is Auntie?
19:17Oh, fish!
19:22Kamini Ji!
19:24Yo!
19:30Kamini Ji!
19:32Kamini Ji!
19:34Kamini Ji!
19:34Okay, who?
19:35Yo!
19:35Why is this coming behind me?
19:37I know you don't need this, but your makeup was compact.
19:42I was going to take it.
19:43Very sweet of you.
19:45Why did you make a mistake?
19:46You put it in any spot?
19:48No problem at all, ma'am.
19:50You're a cutie!
19:52I'm a cutie!
19:52Uh, but, come on!
19:54Come on!
19:54Run!
19:56Run!
19:57Run!
20:01Come back to a car.
20:02Banat, actually, I wanted to get a game with you.
20:07Why?
20:08Why?
20:09Sorry.
20:10Because, you know, I've always liked older women.
20:24You know, darling, when I saw you, I understood you.
20:28I thought that something will be necessary in our lives.
20:31But it will be so fast that I didn't think about it.
20:34You should be in Hollywood like a sexy girl.
20:38I can take you away.
20:41Just make sure.
20:43This is our little secret.
20:53Mikey, what happened?
20:55Look at your head, it's a mess, man.
20:57What happened?
21:00Under?
21:01Under, there's someone.
21:02Oh, God.
21:03There's someone here too.
21:04Mikey, you look like you've looked at me.
21:07I said to my baby, don't do makeup.
21:12Don't worry, take it easy.
21:18What are you doing, Kamani Ji?
21:20Mikey, come here.
21:22Nobody is here.
21:22Nobody is here.
21:25See?
21:26Nobody is here.
21:27See?
21:28But I've also seen that.
21:30You saw someone here.
21:32No.
21:32You saw someone inside.
21:34Nobody is here, Mikey.
21:35Dude.
21:35Oh, man.
21:36Relax.
21:37Relax.
21:38Mikey, what were you doing in Dolly's green room?
21:40Yes.
21:41What were you doing?
21:41Why were you doing that?
21:42No, man.
21:43No.
21:44I was looking for the bathroom.
21:45I was lost.
21:46See, next time you have to go to the bathroom,
21:48then you have to use my green room.
21:49Dolly's not.
21:49You have to use it.
21:50Dolly's not.
21:51Why are you, Kamani Ji?
21:52And my love too.
21:53Kamani Ji.
21:53You have to use it.
21:57Cheers, Mikey.
22:00How are you doing now?
22:03I mean, you haven't come to the shooting for a long time, right?
22:06The whole unit is missing you.
22:08Especially Dolly and her bathroom.
22:11They are also working with a producer, okay?
22:14So, do you have to manage shooting?
22:16Yes, of course.
22:17I have to.
22:19Do you have to?
22:20Yes.
22:22Projectionist?
22:23No number 1.
22:249.
22:24Yes.
22:26After seeing this scene,
22:27we will start going.
22:29Intense man.
22:32I was not wondering, Ramesh,
22:33that you love me so much.
22:36And you want to marry me.
22:38That's too much.
22:40Sorry, Ramesh.
22:41I have not heard you.
22:42You will not go there.
22:43Don't you leave.
22:44I have to.
22:45I have to.
22:46I have to.
22:46From a man who has fallen out of the sea.
22:47It's a very good thing.
22:52Ramesh.
22:53Oh, take it easy. What's wrong, man?
22:56Look at you. Who?
22:58Who?
22:59Dolly?
23:00Who was obsessed with Dolly? Who was the girl?
23:04Ishwar's honor is a ring of gold.
23:06Ishwar's honor is a ring of gold.
23:07Ishwar's honor is a ring of gold.
23:09Don't drink more. You think she's gone.
23:12And watch.
23:13Ishwar's honor is a ring of gold.
23:17Oh, shit!
23:19Look, what is it now?
23:20Projectionist! Put on the lights!
23:22Hey dude, what are you doing?
23:23What are you doing? How are you doing?
23:25No one is on the screen. Dolly is a shower.
23:27You don't believe me?
23:29One second.
23:31Projectionist, put this ring on.
23:33Okay boss.
23:34Relax, old man. Look at me.
23:36No one won't come. Watch.
23:38Ishwar has a ring of gold.
23:41Every good girl does a ring of gold.
23:44Every girl does a ring of gold.
23:50What?
23:51Everything okay?
23:52What?
23:52Look at that.
23:54How is this?
23:55What can happen?
23:57I swear, okay.
23:59I saw her.
24:00She was here.
24:00Where are you?
24:02Where are you?
24:02Where is this girl that is showing you everywhere?
24:04Whenever in the sets bar, in the make-up room, in the room, and here.
24:07Do you know?
24:08The entire unit's thought is that you're a liar.
24:11Tell me, Mikey, am I working for a mad man?
24:13If you know about that, I'm not going to be a liar.
24:15I am not crazy god damn it. I'm not crazy.
24:18Then what? Am I crazy?
24:20I'm a fool.
24:22I'm a fool.
24:22I'm a fool.
24:23I'm a fool.
24:24I'm a fool.
24:25You're not on set.
24:27And then this fool.
24:29What happened to you, Enayiki?
24:30I don't know.
24:31I don't know.
24:34I don't know.
24:35I don't understand myself.
24:38I think I should go back to America again.
24:41Yeah.
24:42That's what I'm gonna do.
24:45I'll go back to America again.
24:48No, no, no, no, Mikey, no.
24:50You can't go.
24:51I mean, in two days, we have a music launch.
24:55You have to stay for that.
24:57No, okay.
24:57I can't stop anymore.
24:59I don't know.
25:00What about the music launch?
25:01What's the big deal?
25:03It is, it is a bloody big deal, Mikey.
25:05It is a big deal.
25:07In the show, media, guests, distributors, everyone will come.
25:10If you don't have a producer, how do you feel?
25:12And I'm not a nerd.
25:14No, no, no.
25:16I can't handle everything.
25:18I'm a star, Mikey.
25:19I'm a superstar.
25:20So let me tell you one thing.
25:21I'm through with your Om Shanti Om.
25:23Take your film and stuff it.
25:25Go back to L.A.
25:26Whatever.
25:27One more thing.
25:28I'll do 10 more films.
25:30But you've got money from the market.
25:32If Om Shanti Om is closed again, then you'll be finished, Mikey.
25:37You'll be finished, Mikey.
25:39No.
25:39You won't do this.
25:41Oh, shut up.
25:42Don't show me the finger.
25:44I can do this.
25:45And I'll do this.
25:47If you know that Om Shanti Om will be released, the music will launch.
25:52Otherwise, you and your film both can go to hell.
25:55Because, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
26:00It's a provision.
26:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:07You're crazy.
26:09How will we do so many things in two days?
26:10Huh?
26:11This plan was three weeks later, right?
26:13What do I do, Papa?
26:14You're there, right?
26:15He said that he will run away from America.
26:17I'll give up the music release.
26:18Maybe I'll stop.
26:19But Om, how will we do so many things in two days?
26:22We will place cameras in the set.
26:24You'll have to make a room for a monitor.
26:25You'll have to understand everything.
26:27Now, Sandy is not prepared for all of us.
26:29I'll try.
26:30I'll try.
26:31But he's wrong with me.
26:33He can't be wrong, Sandy.
26:35No.
26:37He can't get away.
26:38Not this time.
26:42We, Mokesh Mehra,
26:43have to give me some confidence
26:44that Shanti, Shanti,
26:47that's the only way he'll confess, I think.
26:51It's all up to you, Sandy.
26:53You'll be so scared of him
26:54that he'll give all the truth.
26:56Don't let me doubt your plans.
26:57Don't let me doubt you.
26:58He's like a curse film,
26:59like the climax,
27:00that you're scared of him.
27:01He'll be scared of him.
27:02He'll be right back.
27:04He'll be right back.
27:04He'll be right back.
27:05He won't come.
27:05No one will run away from the night.
27:06If you want anything from the truth,
27:10then all the people
27:11will try to meet him.
27:16He'll be sure he'll come.
27:18He'll be right back.
27:21He'll be right back.
27:23He'll be right back.
27:25No one will follow me.
27:26He'll be right back.
27:26I know he'll come.
27:28Because the picture is still alive.
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