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Krazy House (2024) [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00:28You
00:00:30Peace out.
00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, there.
00:12:35Hey, there.
00:12:36There's a little flag.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:45Doucher White's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:08Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down in front.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:11Hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:26I don't...
00:14:29I must get into you, girl.
00:14:31There's good people that are here to get.
00:14:35Got you.
00:14:37No working on Sunday?
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's get split.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42You must at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Ow, I'm gonna get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ!
00:14:54You can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:00Help!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:06Aww.
00:15:07What attack please does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass.
00:15:25We got that deal we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow.
00:15:29Dude, I gotta watch my game in the...
00:15:32You boss' store!
00:15:34Settle down, settle down, it's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:44Right, well.
00:15:47Good luck.
00:15:48And remember what I said.
00:15:50100% rest, okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Oh-hoo!
00:15:56Woo!
00:15:59Rest up, honey, and, uh, all work.
00:16:02I take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh!
00:16:04No!
00:16:05No!
00:16:07Ooh!
00:16:08Ooh!
00:16:09Ooh!
00:16:13Ooh!
00:16:16I'm gonna go see if I can save them out.
00:16:18Ooh!
00:16:21Ooh!
00:16:22Ooh!
00:16:24Ooh!
00:16:24Ooh!
00:16:26Ooh!
00:16:28Ooh!
00:16:28Ooh!
00:16:31Oh my God!
00:16:32Oh my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my God, what a mess!
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43What are you doing?
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:58What's this?
00:17:00Sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where to twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix, no problem.
00:17:42Igor, get Jack Hammer.
00:17:44No, no, Igor, don't get Jack Hammer.
00:17:50Okay, fine, you can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all!
00:18:21You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's gonna be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen.
00:19:01They're not bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08They're gonna be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:18I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:30I don't know.
00:19:32Don't be any distraction.
00:19:35You know what?
00:19:37You know what?
00:19:37No!
00:19:55I'm so sorry.
00:20:10Make it stop!
00:20:14Oh, hey. I guess it stopped.
00:20:22Fix it, God damn it!
00:20:27Come on, Bernie, Christian, you can do it.
00:20:31You can do it.
00:20:34Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:20:37No!
00:20:49Kyle!
00:20:53Kyle!
00:20:57Blue Duck!
00:21:01It's two o'clock in the morning.
00:21:04Now it's not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then also finish early.
00:21:11Yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:23Your vote is free!
00:21:27Thanks.
00:21:34Doing the best we can is all we know how to do.
00:21:40You and me in the family.
00:21:44Hey!
00:21:45No.
00:21:46Go.
00:21:47Next time.
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:07Yeah!
00:22:12Did you try to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kind of busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:22I'm going up.
00:22:23Waking up like one step at a time.
00:22:26Sneaking together right down the line.
00:22:29Shaking it up and living the life.
00:22:32It's a crazy house.
00:22:35Crazy house.
00:22:38It's a crazy house.
00:22:52What's coming on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around with his science stuff.
00:23:16No, I said no more fooling around with his life.
00:23:39No, I said no more fooling around with his life.
00:23:51You look more pretty than my niece.
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot!
00:24:03No!
00:24:06Take those fucking things off!
00:24:16There's probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie.
00:24:21They follow a water pipe.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:23They're following the water pipe.
00:24:26Almost done.
00:24:28And they're almost done!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:34Oh!
00:24:37It's Easter.
00:24:40I ain't even peaceful.
00:24:44What's that you say?
00:24:45You wanna be at a baby?
00:24:46Don't.
00:24:47Don't come.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam!
00:24:54Sarah!
00:24:55Breakfast!
00:24:57Guys!
00:24:59Jesus Christ!
00:25:01I did not realize you were making a poopy.
00:25:04I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:11Adam!
00:25:12Sarah!
00:25:13Go away to church!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters!
00:25:25Hey!
00:25:26Are...
00:25:27Are you...
00:25:29Are you...
00:25:33Is that Reefer?
00:25:40I got this letter in the mail.
00:25:43It says here that I'm fired.
00:25:47I...
00:25:48I...
00:25:48I just...
00:25:51I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:26:05Jesus, what the fuck?
00:26:14Open up.
00:26:15There you go.
00:26:17Good girl.
00:26:23You got some wrists?
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:24Lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just, uh...
00:26:31Keep this.
00:26:32Before any more accidents happen.
00:26:40Half a pill.
00:26:41Once a day.
00:26:42No more.
00:26:43This is strong stuff.
00:26:45Okay?
00:26:45And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right.
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.
00:26:52Well, I think...
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself, you know.
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:56It just knocks you out cold.
00:26:59So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:02Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Well, thank you, Doc.
00:27:09Goodbye, and God bless.
00:27:11Yes.
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:13You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There it is.
00:27:16There it is.
00:27:17There it is.
00:27:17Go, Mickey.
00:27:20Good.
00:27:22Good.
00:27:28Oh!
00:27:34Oh!
00:27:34Oh!
00:27:35Oh!
00:27:35Christian here I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation it's not you guys my wife
00:27:48just with the noise and the dust
00:28:06you're the very heavy heart guys that I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave
00:28:24kill them all
00:28:27kill them all
00:28:30kill them all
00:28:37did you guys just hear that
00:28:43one second
00:29:06I'll kill them all
00:29:12I'll kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no when to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:39Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even...
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:56Yes, sir. I'm sorry to ask, but...
00:30:01I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful.
00:30:15For they shall receive mercy.
00:30:18Jesus.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:26What I don't understand, though...
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No! I don't want to go!
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad?
00:30:57Dad?
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No!
00:31:05Well, that's out of the way.
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14 hour drive, Dad.
00:31:21Well, I think...
00:31:23God damn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom!
00:31:29Stop it!
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:32Dad!
00:31:33Fuck!
00:31:36I'm scared, okay?
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:00Thought I heard maybe some-
00:32:03Ow!
00:32:04Ow!
00:32:05Stop!
00:32:13Do it.
00:32:15Why did you cry?
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're a sick wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take two to work.
00:32:49Or work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:55Come on!
00:32:56Aaah!
00:32:58Gaah!
00:33:09He's gonna die well.
00:33:21I've got to be careful.
00:33:21Oh no!
00:33:22Ah!
00:33:24I've got to be careful.
00:33:24Thanks for being away.
00:33:24I'm not.
00:33:24I've got to be careful.
00:33:26I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find one of these real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why? Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But...
00:34:10Is it not possible?
00:34:13But I really think so.
00:34:26Eve!
00:34:27Eve!
00:34:28No, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just need one of these.
00:34:39Mark!
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:47Open.
00:35:04Peter?
00:35:06Peter?
00:35:07Are you okay?
00:35:12Peter, are you okay?
00:35:15What?
00:35:18What?
00:35:21Is he sick?
00:35:25Yes.
00:35:32Angel! Angel, no! Angel!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:42It smells.
00:35:44It smells what?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46No.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Bring me up!
00:35:50Bring me up!
00:35:52Up!
00:35:55Up!
00:35:58Up!
00:36:00Up!
00:36:03Faster!
00:36:05Up!
00:36:08Up!
00:36:10Up!
00:36:16Up!
00:36:19Up!
00:36:21Up!
00:36:31Up!
00:36:35Up!
00:36:37Up!
00:36:42Up!
00:36:44Up!
00:36:44Up!
00:36:45Up!
00:36:46Up!
00:36:47Even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:50So, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:21Oh, right.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God.
00:37:41To get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit.
00:37:47And in the church.
00:37:49Right.
00:37:50Yeah, we go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:56So.
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01My wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex, and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer.
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus.
00:38:29Jesus.
00:38:30Work.
00:38:30Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Fuck.
00:38:52Oh, fuck.
00:38:56You're not so nice.
00:38:58Open up.
00:39:00This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey.
00:39:09Open up right now.
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:13Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:33No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired!
00:39:40Shot fired!
00:39:41I need backup now.
00:39:44Oh, my God!
00:39:46It's not yet!
00:39:51No touch.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:04I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Back up.
00:40:11It's all the way.
00:40:11Stop here!
00:40:15We're never going to make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shoot you in the press!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:38We're now going to be right up.
00:40:43Notice line's looking.
00:40:44I'm sorry, I have to go.
00:40:44Hopefully, we're here.
00:40:44We're not gonna terribly.
00:40:45We'll still click the way sister.
00:40:51But no.
00:40:51Forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir.
00:41:24Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:41:26Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:51Ugh.
00:41:58Oh, my God.
00:42:33Come on, we got it.
00:42:35Get up.
00:42:38Here we go.
00:42:39Come on, here we go.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:52Here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Oh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Oh, that's still in there.
00:43:23Where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills, Dad.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45And I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me here?
00:43:58No.
00:43:59God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:05I'm going to see if Demetri's okay.
00:44:07No!
00:44:08Sarah, please!
00:44:11Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:27Give me the pills, Brad.
00:44:32Have you all gone crazy?
00:44:53Kill them all.
00:44:55Is it not how you were a race, Bernie Christian?
00:44:58Kill them all.
00:44:59Will all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside?
00:45:03Kill them all!
00:45:03Be kind to one another.
00:45:05Kill them all!
00:45:06Tender-hearted.
00:45:07Kill them all!
00:45:09Forgive me.
00:45:09Kill them all!
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you!
00:45:32Piotr, I forgive you.
00:45:51Piotr, I forgive you.
00:46:35Piotr, I forgive you.
00:46:43Piotr, I forgive you.
00:47:11Piotr, I forgive you.
00:47:39Piotr, I forgive you.
00:47:48Piotr, I forgive you.
00:48:16Piotr, I forgive you.
00:48:23Piotr, I forgive you.
00:48:34Piotr, I forgive you.
00:48:55Piotr, I forgive you.
00:48:59Piotr, I forgive you.
00:49:18Piotr, I forgive you.
00:49:21Piotr, I forgive you.
00:49:50Piotr, I forgive you.
00:50:02Piotr, I forgive you.
00:50:27Piotr, I forgive you.
00:50:33Piotr, I forgive you.
00:50:37Piotr, I forgive you.
00:50:58Piotr, I forgive you.
00:51:02Piotr, I forgive you.
00:51:32Piotr, I forgive you.
00:51:38I can't hear you.
00:51:44You've said I'm not going to die.
00:51:45Never.
00:51:45How am I doing?
00:51:45What is it?
00:51:46What do you want to say?
00:51:48You're a idiot.
00:51:57Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:51:59Fuck, come on.
00:52:01Come on, leave.
00:52:03Leave, come on, no.
00:52:05Fuck.
00:52:07Fuck!
00:52:08Come on!
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:18Boy, listen to your dad.
00:52:21He hates you, man.
00:52:27I'm sorry, I kiss you.
00:52:30I think we have something special after we smoke ice together.
00:52:35Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:43I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:55When's the alien coming back?
00:53:05He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:11First time I got high.
00:53:15He never come back.
00:53:17I'm sorry.
00:53:19No.
00:53:25No.
00:53:26No.
00:53:45I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:48I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:53:56No.
00:54:01No.
00:54:02It's what the power.
00:54:03He does...
00:54:04He does tell you both.
00:54:05No, no.
00:54:06No.
00:54:07He's dead.
00:54:08No.
00:54:09No.
00:54:10No.
00:54:11No.
00:54:12God, you're so big.
00:54:17No.
00:54:19No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:22No.
00:54:23How did you get out of here?
00:54:38This?
00:54:43I don't know what this was like yesterday.
00:55:03No, no, no, no.
00:55:24We'll be back.
00:55:28We'll be back.
00:55:41I'll be back.
00:55:43I'll be back.
00:55:58I'm sorry.
00:56:00I'm sorry.
00:56:01I'm sorry.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:02I'll wait for you.
00:56:24I'm ready.
00:56:26Let's go.
00:56:29Olya, Olya.
00:56:31Olya?
00:56:40No.
00:56:43Olya, Olya is on the wall.
00:56:48On the wall.
00:56:50I'll save her.
00:56:53I'll save her.
00:56:54I'll save her.
00:56:59Olya.
00:57:00Olya!
00:57:05Olya!
00:57:07Olya!
00:57:07Put your hands up.
00:57:09The division, Olya!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole.
00:57:12She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me.
00:57:16Fucking look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:22He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You got me this cop kill the fuck!
00:57:32No, he's not worth it!
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37I'm fucking drunk!
00:57:39Yeah!
00:57:45It's...
00:57:50It's your sister.
00:57:57Olya.
00:57:59I have a chance to get away.
00:58:02No.
00:58:03Mom said she was in the scene.
00:58:08No.
00:58:09I think she said she was in the scene.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17Maybe I don't understand.
00:58:19She was in Argane.
00:58:25Maybe Nadia said Argane.
00:58:31Maybe she said Argane.
00:58:38Yes.
00:58:41She said Argane.
00:58:47Yes.
00:58:51Dio.
00:58:53I have to drink more.
00:59:04I need to listen to you, dear dear.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:25That's a bad answer.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:45I don't know.
00:59:52It hurt you, huh?
01:00:16He's so close.
01:00:21He's so close.
01:00:56He's so close.
01:00:59Darlene?
01:01:03Eve?
01:01:09Mom?
01:01:11Shut that woman!
01:01:20Eve, no!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25Stop!
01:01:26Hilder, no!
01:01:28Hilder, no!
01:01:28Hilder!
01:01:29Hilder!
01:01:31No!
01:01:33Hilder, stop!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36No!
01:01:38No!
01:01:50It's all right.
01:01:56It's all right.
01:01:57I get it.
01:01:58You know what he do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh...
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:16Uh...
01:02:16Sure, uh...
01:02:18Maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:21I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong.
01:02:32I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:37I mean, I...
01:02:37I get it.
01:02:38I get that.
01:02:40I'm gonna be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and...
01:02:52Homosexuals.
01:02:54Pedophiles.
01:02:55Yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for...
01:03:25giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think.
01:03:30Just to work a few things out.
01:03:33So...
01:03:33Thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:08You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of these things?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13That's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me.
01:04:14It's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you're gonna be...
01:04:17I can keep an' down.
01:04:17I've got a Šā¦
01:04:28Fuck you, Jesus Christ!
01:04:37Kill them all.
01:04:40Kill them all.
01:04:42Kill. Them. All.
01:04:51No! No!
01:05:02Bravo! Bravo!
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:29You hell-prick.
01:05:42What the fuck?
01:05:46No!
01:05:47No!
01:06:08You're in trouble, Dad.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no?
01:06:21All right, stay calm.
01:06:22Stay calm, we've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28Everybody knows to find the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31It's for a guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37All right, guys.
01:06:38What do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41What do you think?
01:06:41Here, you fuckos.
01:06:43We go outside.
01:06:44You go back.
01:06:45Hey, you.
01:06:47Come with us.
01:06:49Go!
01:06:50Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52What?
01:06:53Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust the ass?
01:06:57Call the FBI.
01:06:58Of course that's stupid.
01:07:00You are in insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:05Where are you?
01:07:06Hey!
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:07How are you going?
01:07:07Get the ass off!
01:07:15You're in insurance!
01:07:18You're in insurance!
01:07:19We're in insurance!
01:07:20Go, go!
01:07:21Come take your sister, go!
01:07:25Stop!
01:07:26No, Mom!
01:07:27No!
01:07:28No, Mom!
01:07:28Why you?
01:07:31I can't find her.
01:07:34How is this possible?
01:07:36You can't stay. No problem. Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no!
01:07:50He's right.
01:07:55My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:03He's left and left and left and left and left.
01:08:07He's right.
01:08:08For Jesus Christ our sake,
01:08:13the storm of our nation.
01:08:17To save us all,
01:08:20and save us all,
01:08:22and we will run astray.
01:08:25For all time is on the war and the end.
01:08:31Why?
01:08:32Are you going to take me shape going astray?
01:08:34For all time is on the war and the end.
01:08:52Joke,
01:08:53A stretch, then, and brought thine his father's name.
01:09:01Thou that he dreadly enabled mother, son of God, my name.
01:09:26Science, motherfucker!
01:10:03Science, motherfucker!
01:10:23Science, motherfucker!
01:10:39Science, motherfucker!
01:10:46Baby?
01:10:48Baby?
01:10:50He's dead.
01:10:52He's dead.
01:10:54Dad's dead.
01:11:01He died for our sins.
01:11:06We gotta go.
01:11:09Come on, sleep.
01:11:11What do you really want?
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:18Christians!
01:11:19We're here to get you out.
01:11:22Come over here, please.
01:11:23Look.
01:11:25Mom.
01:11:27It's over.
01:11:29It's all over.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:39Calm down, sir.
01:11:41Let the hostages go.
01:11:42Fuck you.
01:11:43Fuck!
01:11:45Fuck!
01:11:47What's your plan?
01:11:49Come on.
01:11:50Come on.
01:11:51Come on.
01:11:52Come on.
01:12:06Come on.
01:12:08He fails you!
01:12:09Bet!
01:12:10Oh, Papa.
01:12:13I promise.
01:12:16I...
01:12:17Don't do it, sir.
01:12:20I'm defiled.
01:12:30Bernard!
01:12:31Let it be known on this day, Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead.
01:12:38It's Easter motherfuckers.
01:12:41And I'm the motherfucking Easter bunny.
01:12:44Now get the fuck out of my house!
01:12:49You destroyed me, family!
01:12:51You're fucking fucked!
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover! Man down!
01:13:13Papa!
01:13:28Help!
01:13:38Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:41Help!
01:13:48Let's go.
01:14:16Let's go.
01:14:43Let's go.
01:15:21Let's go.
01:15:22Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:16:03Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:13Let's go.
01:16:32Let's go.
01:16:38Let's go.
01:16:48Let's go.
01:17:05Let's go.
01:17:13Let's go.
01:17:14Let's go.
01:17:17Let's go.
01:17:22Let's go.
01:17:27Let's go.
01:17:30Let's go.
01:17:46Let's go.
01:17:58Let's go.
01:18:00Let's go.
01:18:02Let's go.
01:18:03Let's go.
01:18:05Let's go.
01:18:05Let's go.
01:18:06Let's go.
01:18:08Let's go.
01:18:09Let's go.
01:18:11Let's go.
01:18:21around buddy. What's that you say? You want me to stick him? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:18:33here we go. So sorry for everything, honey. I'm sorry too, darling. I love you.
01:19:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:09You got it. You got it.
01:19:15Help.
01:19:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:19:47Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:04I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:06It's hard.
01:20:13Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:22Oh, fuck!
01:20:24Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell.
01:20:29Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs freeze.
01:20:35No!
01:20:35Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sarah.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:48I...
01:20:49See, I not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:05I'm not like Papa.
01:21:06I'm not like Papa.
01:21:10Oh, God.
01:21:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey...
01:21:21You feel better?
01:21:24You feel better?
01:21:41It's good. Let it out. Yes, Zahra. You're so purity. Please. You can do so. Come on, yes.
01:21:55Yes, Zahra.
01:22:01Monsieur.
01:22:04I miss you, too, brother. I miss you, too.
01:22:10Hey.
01:22:19Oh, fuck.
01:22:22You can do, Zahra. You can do, Zahra.
01:22:27Come on, yes. Breathe.
01:22:30Please.
01:22:41Beautiful.
01:22:44Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you, you better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:10But, seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:21Oh, I love you, Dad.
01:23:23Thank you, Dad.
01:23:26You're my grand-doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A family is the most important.
01:23:47Christians!
01:24:05Oh, gosh.
01:24:09What a mess.
01:24:18You guys.
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:26I'm not experimenting with science.
01:24:32Boys.
01:24:34Or work.
01:24:41Oh, this fucking guy.
01:24:45Look, I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:54Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00Nope.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:12Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:35Mom.
01:25:35Mom.
01:25:47Mom.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:25:57Hmm?
01:26:02Hmm?
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, my God.
01:26:38Oh, my God.
01:26:40Oh, my God.
01:26:42Oh, my God.
01:26:44Oh, my God.
01:26:46Oh, my God.
01:26:48Oh, poor monkey.
01:26:50Oh, my God.
01:26:52Oh, my God.
01:27:02I'm going to see a part of this crazy house now.
01:27:24I forget to play.
01:27:42I'm going to see a part of this crazy house.
01:28:11I'm going to see a part of this crazy house.
01:28:38I'm going to see a part of this crazy house.
01:28:50I'm going to see a part of this crazy house.
01:28:50I'm going to see a part of this crazy house.
01:29:01Well, living the life, it's a crazy house
01:29:06Bringing our way one step at a time
01:29:09Sneaking together right down the line
01:29:12Shaking it up, well, living the life
01:29:15It's a crazy house
01:29:19Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house
01:29:23I won't see you all
01:29:40Jesus
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