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00:00:28You
00:00:30Be yourself...
00:00:37...one...
00:00:38...the world...
00:00:41...the world...
00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, dear.
00:12:36Hey, dear.
00:12:36That's a little flag.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:45Doucher White's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:08Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down in front.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:11Hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:29I must get into you, girl.
00:14:31There's good people that are here to get.
00:14:35Got you.
00:14:37No working on Sunday.
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's get split.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42You must at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Ow, I'm gonna get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ!
00:14:54You can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:00Help!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:06Aww.
00:15:07What a tech feat does that mean.
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass.
00:15:25We got that deal we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow.
00:15:29I gotta watch my game in the...
00:15:33You boss' store!
00:15:34Settle down.
00:15:35Settle down.
00:15:36It's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45Well.
00:15:47Good luck.
00:15:48And remember what I said.
00:15:50100% rest.
00:15:52Okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Oh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:58You rest up, honey, and, uh...
00:16:01Oh, I'll work.
00:16:02I'll take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh!
00:16:04No!
00:16:07No!
00:16:08Oh!
00:16:08Oh!
00:16:13Oh!
00:16:16I'm gonna go see if I can save them out.
00:16:18Oh, my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh, what a mess!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43Stop the burdock!
00:16:45Oh!
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:48Oh!
00:16:49Violence is not for the answer, sir.
00:16:50Give me the news.
00:16:51Ow!
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59I, uh, sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where to twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix, no problem.
00:17:42Igor, get Jack Hammer.
00:17:44No, no, Igor, don't get Jack Hammer.
00:17:50Okay, fine, you can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all.
00:18:21You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's going to be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen, they're not bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08They'll be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:26I'm going to watch Amy.
00:19:29I'm going to be on a distraction.
00:19:35You know what?
00:19:37You like?
00:19:54I'm so sorry.
00:20:15Hey, I guess it stopped.
00:20:22fix it god damn it
00:20:27come on burn it christian you can do this
00:20:31you can do this
00:20:47oh jeez
00:20:54giles
00:20:57blue duck
00:21:01it's two o'clock in the morning
00:21:05now it's not day of rest anymore
00:21:07so you think we start early and then also finish early
00:21:11good for life
00:21:22good for life
00:21:26thank you
00:21:41thank you
00:21:44no
00:21:45go
00:21:46hey
00:21:48no
00:21:59she is very very sick sir but you can't just fire her for not coming in oh you you can
00:22:11did you try to my boss not yet he's been kind of busy
00:22:17you want
00:22:29it's a crazy house
00:22:34crazy house
00:22:37it's a crazy house
00:22:51what's coming on here no i said no more fooling around with this science stuff
00:22:57how are you
00:23:51you look more pretty to my knees
00:24:01watch out it's hot
00:24:05take those fucking things off
00:24:16there's probably still tearing our house apart
00:24:20birdie
00:24:21we follow water pipe
00:24:22oh they're following the water pipe
00:24:25almost done
00:24:29and they're almost done
00:24:38it's easter
00:24:41ain't in peace
00:24:44what's that you say you want a bit of bed
00:24:46don't come oh where is everybody
00:24:52adam sarah breakfast
00:24:57guys
00:24:58jeez and right
00:25:00i'm not realizing we're making a poopy
00:25:03i'll give you a little more prophecy
00:25:15and remember to put on your special sweaters
00:25:25hey
00:25:26are you
00:25:28are you
00:25:33is that reefer
00:25:41got this letter in the mail
00:25:43it says here that i'm fired
00:25:47i just
00:25:49i couldn't find the right time to tell you
00:25:56i'm so sorry
00:26:05what the fuck
00:26:14open up
00:26:15there you go
00:26:16good girl
00:26:22come on
00:26:23come on
00:26:24lie down
00:26:28there you go
00:26:29i'll just uh
00:26:31eat this
00:26:32before any more accidents happen
00:26:40half a pill
00:26:41once a day
00:26:42no more
00:26:43it's a strong stuff
00:26:44okay
00:26:45and whatever you do
00:26:46do not mix this with alcohol
00:26:48oh right
00:26:49well it doesn't drink
00:26:50so that's not a problem
00:26:52i've actually done it a couple of times myself
00:26:55you know
00:26:55it just knocks you out cold
00:26:59so
00:27:00remember what i said about the alcohol
00:27:02make sure she gets her rest
00:27:05okay
00:27:05whatever it takes
00:27:06okay well
00:27:08thank you doc
00:27:09goodbye
00:27:10and god bless
00:27:11you want a hug
00:27:12you're getting a hug
00:27:14there it is
00:27:15there it is
00:27:17go micky
00:27:20go
00:27:21go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:22go
00:27:23hey
00:27:28guys
00:27:34bernie christian here
00:27:37i think it's best
00:27:39if we postpone the whole operation
00:27:43it's not you guys
00:27:46my wife
00:27:48just with the noise
00:27:49and the
00:27:50dust
00:27:54are you around
00:27:55are you around
00:27:56are you around
00:28:07for the very heavy heart guys
00:28:09that i'm gonna have
00:28:10to ask y'all to leave
00:28:38you guys just hear that
00:28:43let's go
00:28:44one second
00:28:45one second
00:29:07one second
00:29:09second
00:29:12I'll kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no when to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:28Oh!
00:29:29Oh!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:33Oh!
00:29:38Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even body?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:54Speak.
00:29:56Yes, sir.
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful,
00:30:15for they shall receive mercy.
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:25What I don't understand, though...
00:30:28Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus!
00:30:34Jesus!
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Here we go.
00:30:43Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No!
00:30:52I don't want to go!
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad?
00:30:57Dad?
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No!
00:31:05Well, that's out of the way.
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:22Well, I think...
00:31:23Goddamn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:35I'm scared.
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:13I'll do it.
00:32:14Why did she cry?
00:32:17Why did she cry?
00:32:19Why did she cry?
00:32:21Why did she cry?
00:32:22He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house
00:32:34for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're a sick wife.
00:32:38How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take two and work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:33:26I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:53Why?
00:33:59I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But...
00:34:10Is it not possible?
00:34:13But I really think so.
00:34:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just need one of these.
00:34:39What?
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:46Open.
00:34:47It's fine.
00:35:05Peter?
00:35:07Are you okay?
00:35:12Peter, are you okay?
00:35:16What?
00:35:17What?
00:35:19What did he...
00:35:21He seemed sick.
00:35:24Shit.
00:35:32Angel! Angel, no! Angel!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:42It smells.
00:35:44Smells.
00:35:45Smells what?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46No.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Bring me up!
00:35:50Bring me up!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:02Faster!
00:36:09Oh, Jesus!
00:36:18Oh, Jesus!
00:36:19Thank God!
00:36:20Thank God.
00:36:21Why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:27He really does.
00:36:32Feels like I failed you.
00:36:35But I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family,
00:36:49if I'm being honest, so please tell me, Lord,
00:36:52why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:21Oh, right.
00:37:32I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God
00:37:40to get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit
00:37:46and in the church.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:50Yeah, we go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:58So...
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01But my wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex
00:38:06and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to...
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus!
00:38:29Jesus!
00:38:30Work!
00:38:30Oh, fuck!
00:38:32Fuck!
00:38:52Oh, fuck!
00:38:56You're not...
00:38:58Open up!
00:39:00This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:09Open up right now.
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:16Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27And there's a lot of blood on the front door.
00:39:30But nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:33No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired!
00:39:40Shot fired!
00:39:41I need backup now!
00:39:46I need backup now!
00:39:51No dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Back up.
00:40:11It's all the way.
00:40:11Stop here!
00:40:12Fucking dick!
00:40:15We're never going to make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shoot you in the best!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:40I'm sorry.
00:40:46I'm sorry.
00:40:49I don't know.
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir.
00:41:24Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:37Let's do it.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:58Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:08Oh.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:17Oh.
00:42:33Come on.
00:42:34Come on.
00:42:35Get out.
00:42:38Here we go.
00:42:39Come on.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52Here we go.
00:42:54Here we go.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14Get us out here, sweetheart.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18That's still in there.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:23Oh.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:24Where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills for that.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me?
00:43:58No.
00:43:58You're here, goddammit.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06I'm gonna see if Dimitri's okay.
00:44:07No.
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:11You guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:26Give me the pills back.
00:44:29Ah.
00:44:33Y'all going crazy?
00:44:53Kill them all.
00:44:55Is it not how you were raised, Bernie Christian?
00:44:58Kill them all.
00:44:59Will all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside?
00:45:03Kill them all.
00:45:04Be kind to one another.
00:45:05Kill them all.
00:45:06Tenderhearted.
00:45:07Kill them all.
00:45:09Forgive me.
00:45:09Kill them all.
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you.
00:45:14Kill them all.
00:45:22Kill them all.
00:45:31Please.
00:45:32Fjana, I forgive you.
00:45:35Oh, my God.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:48Oh, my God.
00:47:32Oh, my God.
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:24Oh, my God.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:51Oh, my God.
00:48:54Oh, my God.
00:48:55Oh, my God.
00:49:00Oh, my God.
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:36Oh, my God.
00:49:43Fuck, FBI! Go! Or I shoot at least the mother of BHF!
00:49:49Sack, dick! Fucking son of fuck!
00:49:53Take cover! Take cover!
00:49:55My father not go back to jail!
00:49:58Let go, guys! We're just here to help! Is anyone hurt?
00:50:03I'll let hostess go! You give airplane, Russia!
00:50:07Stay calm! If no, I should hostess dead!
00:50:11I'll start with this horse!
00:50:13Go, guys!
00:50:14Take cover!
00:50:16Hold your fire!
00:50:18Stay calm in there, guys!
00:50:20You have one hour, asshole guy!
00:50:23No! You're leaving?
00:50:27You shot a fish!
00:50:30You have this lot!
00:50:32We go back to Motherland with the whole family.
00:50:56I see you promilació!
00:51:00Cack remained in a gravely Bism Thailand full of demons
00:51:02They're in heavenly taras遊 företag heroes!
00:51:02Hello environment!
00:51:02Now let's go out and die!
00:51:02I'd love the East!
00:51:03I'd love to be here!
00:51:03Come on with me!
00:51:04Greed.
00:51:04You're giving birth.
00:51:04Aah!
00:51:05Oh
00:51:13Adam
00:51:44Oh
00:51:56Let's do
00:51:57Fuck
00:52:05Fuck
00:52:06Fuck
00:52:08Fuck
00:52:09Come on
00:52:10Hey
00:52:18Boy listen to your dad
00:52:21He hates you man
00:52:26I'm sorry I kiss you
00:52:29I think we have something special after we smoke ice together
00:52:35Oh fuck
00:52:42That's okay
00:52:43I was just looking for something else you know
00:52:55When's the alien coming back
00:53:05He never come back
00:53:08I only saw you one time
00:53:10First time I got high
00:53:15He never come back
00:53:17I
00:53:17Sorry
00:53:25No
00:53:45I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:48I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:01Look, Papa, you're still here.
00:54:05Yes, yes, you're still here.
00:54:12You're so big.
00:54:14Come on.
00:54:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:03Oh, my God.
00:55:20She's a beautiful girl.
00:55:24She's a beautiful girl.
00:55:41I'm going to open her.
00:55:59I'll be back.
00:56:00I'll be back.
00:56:01I'll be back!
00:56:04No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:17Hurry.
00:56:18Let's pay your money.
00:56:18I'll wait for you.
00:56:24I'm ready, we're going to go.
00:56:29Maleshka, Olga.
00:56:31Olya?
00:56:40No.
00:56:43Olya, Olychka is in the wall.
00:56:48Olya.
00:56:50Olya, Olya.
00:56:53Olya, Olya.
00:57:00Olya.
00:57:04Olya.
00:57:05Olya!
00:57:07Olya!
00:57:07Put your hands up!
00:57:09The division, Olya!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole.
00:57:12She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me.
00:57:16Fucking look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:22He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You caught me this cop kill the fuck!
00:57:32No!
00:57:33He's not worth it.
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:35He's not worth it!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37I fucking trust!
00:57:38I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:41What?
00:57:45It's...
00:57:50It's your sister.
00:57:58Olya...
00:57:59Well, my mother said that she was in the house.
00:58:08I think she said that she was in the house.
00:58:16Maybe I didn't understand.
00:58:19She was in the house.
00:58:23Well, she told me again, speaking of a movie.
00:58:32She did not answer anyone.
00:58:38Yeah, she told me again.
00:58:43she told me again.
00:58:51I need you to drink.
00:59:04I need to listen to you, dear.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:31I need you.
00:59:32I need you.
00:59:52Nadia.
01:00:15I need you.
01:00:17I need you.
01:00:20I need you.
01:00:23I need you.
01:00:34I need you.
01:00:37I need you.
01:00:46Eve.
01:00:57Eve.
01:01:04Mom.
01:01:11Shut that button.
01:01:22Eve.
01:01:23No.
01:01:24No.
01:01:25Stop.
01:01:26No.
01:01:27No.
01:01:28Eve.
01:01:29No.
01:01:29Eve.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33Eve.
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You know what he'd do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh, yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:16Sure, uh, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I get it, I get that.
01:02:40That'd be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with first control and...
01:02:52Homosexuals.
01:02:54Pedophiles.
01:02:55Yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me, I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:05Hey, you...
01:04:08You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of this thing?
01:04:11Yeah, that's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me, it's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you want to be...
01:04:28Fuck you, Jesus Christ.
01:04:36Kill them all.
01:04:40Kill them all.
01:04:43Kill them all.
01:04:51No!
01:04:53No!
01:04:55No!
01:05:03Brevo!
01:05:04Brevo!
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:17I don't know.
01:05:19I don't know.
01:05:24Shit!
01:05:29You hell break.
01:05:45No!
01:06:08I don't know what to do, father.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no?
01:06:21Alright, stay calm.
01:06:22Stay calm, we've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28Everybody knows to find the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31Airspeed guy?
01:06:32Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37Alright, guys.
01:06:38What do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41We go outside, you go back.
01:06:46Hey, you!
01:06:47Come his ass!
01:06:49Go! Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trashed the ass?
01:06:57Call FBI!
01:06:57Go outside, stupid!
01:07:00You are insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:06Hey!
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:09Pull!
01:07:16Ah!
01:07:18Look at him in the face!
01:07:19We go, we go!
01:07:21Lima!
01:07:22cub affects your sister.
01:07:24Man, you can't get her saved!
01:07:30I need your son to negize.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31I need her...
01:07:34How's this is possible?
01:07:41You won't stay. You can stay. No problem. Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no.
01:07:51He's right.
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:05My family is staying. For Jesus Christ our sake, the storm of our country's way.
01:08:17To save us all the time, save us now, and we will run astray.
01:08:25For all time is on the earth and the earth and the earth and the earth.
01:08:33For all time is on the whole thing.
01:08:43I'm I'm I'm
01:08:46By my family, father.
01:08:48I'm
01:09:26Science, motherfucker!
01:10:19Science, motherfucker!
01:10:21Science, motherfucker!
01:10:49Science, motherfucker!
01:11:17Science, motherfucker!
01:11:22Come over here, please
01:11:39Calm down, sir, let the hostages go fuck you the back
01:11:45Who could respond can that the she tell you that you?
01:12:04They're too many
01:12:07They're too many
01:12:08They're too many
01:12:18Don't do it, sir
01:12:19They're too many
01:12:31Let it be known on this day Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead
01:12:37It's easter motherfuckers
01:12:40And I'm the motherfucking easter bunny
01:12:44Now get the fuck out of my house
01:12:49You destroy me, family
01:12:51You're gonna die
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover! Man down!
01:13:12Take cover!
01:13:15Take cover!
01:13:17Take cover!
01:13:38Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:40Help!
01:13:41Help!
01:13:42Help!
01:13:51Help!
01:14:11Help me!
01:14:17Oh, my God.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:15:17Oh, my God.
01:15:45Easy there, Pyotr.
01:15:50I've waited such a long time for this.
01:15:53By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:15:58Because here you are.
01:16:02So, thanks.
01:16:05You're in the role of you, blue dark.
01:16:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:08I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:13But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17True American.
01:16:19Real family man, you know.
01:16:22With such a...
01:16:23cheerful wife.
01:16:26She blamed me for his death.
01:16:30And she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner.
01:16:38My best friend.
01:16:41My family.
01:16:42He's not my problem.
01:16:45No, you're right, it's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:52And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:17:00I don't think the police can help.
01:17:04This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:10Fuck you!
01:17:26Oh, wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:30Only a couple weeks left.
01:17:33No, doctor, no care geld.
01:17:36Only wanted to die in motherland.
01:17:40And the rest of the family grave.
01:17:42It's all family together.
01:17:57Oh, God, please be in my grave.
01:18:02Oh, God.
01:18:04I'm sorry.
01:18:05I'm sorry for my and my family.
01:18:08I'm sorry for my and my family.
01:18:10Oh, God.
01:18:15Hello.
01:18:20See you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You want me a stick in?
01:18:28No.
01:18:29No.
01:18:30Better no, no.
01:18:32No.
01:18:32Better no.
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No!
01:18:50So sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:54Oh.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:56I love you.
01:18:58I love you.
01:19:15Help.
01:19:19Help.
01:19:33You can't.
01:19:36You can't.
01:19:48Jesus is inside you now
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:03I have absolutely no idea
01:20:06It's hard
01:20:08Oh la la
01:20:13Adam no!
01:20:17Oh god
01:20:18Oh fuck
01:20:24Oh motherfucker
01:20:26Fucking hell
01:20:28Oh fuck
01:20:33Relax
01:20:34Freeze
01:20:34No
01:20:35Fuck off asshole
01:20:43I'm so sorry Sarah
01:20:46So sorry I hid you
01:20:48I see I not know better
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way
01:20:55I will change
01:20:59I change for you
01:21:03It is
01:21:05I'm not like Papa
01:21:10Oh
01:21:12Oh
01:21:13Whoa
01:21:14Whoa
01:21:14Whoa
01:21:15Hey
01:21:16Hey
01:21:17Hey
01:21:18Hey
01:21:18Hey
01:21:18Hey
01:21:19Here we are! Here we are!
01:21:21Feel better?
01:21:24Feel better?
01:21:40Yes! It's good! Let it out!
01:21:45Yes, Zara! You're so pretty!
01:21:49Please! You can do something!
01:21:53Come on! Yes! Yes, Zara!
01:22:01Monsieur...
01:22:03I miss you too, buddy. I miss you too.
01:22:12Hey...
01:22:22You can do it, Zara! You can do it, Zara!
01:22:27Come on, yes!
01:22:28Breathe!
01:22:40Beautiful.
01:22:44Just like her mother.
01:22:55Congratulations! I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you...
01:23:03You better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:08But...
01:23:11Seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:21Oh...
01:23:22I love you, Dad.
01:23:23Thank you, Dad.
01:23:25You're my...
01:23:27Grand...
01:23:30Doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A family...
01:23:40Is the most important...
01:23:42Ah!
01:23:44Ah!
01:23:48CHRISTIANS!
01:24:05Hmm...
01:24:07Oh, gosh!
01:24:09What a mess!
01:24:18You guys...
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:27Not...
01:24:28Experimenting with science?
01:24:31Or boys?
01:24:34Or work?
01:24:41Well...
01:24:42This fucking guy...
01:24:45Look...
01:24:46I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:54Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00Nope.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:12Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:45Wow.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:25:57Hmm?
01:26:02Hello?
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:14Lovely job, darling.
01:26:26Lovely job, darling.
01:26:46Life is full of surprises.
01:26:49Each day is so blue.
01:26:52Doing the best we can.
01:26:55As are we know how to do it.
01:26:57Hey, come on, man.
01:26:59Come on.
01:27:02I'm going to be part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05We made two things a little bit differently.
01:27:10Let the neighbors talk a dozen, but I thought to meet me with you, dear.
01:27:19I never did.
01:27:22Because I know I love to see you through.
01:27:29Oh, we might not quite fit the mold, but we always have a smile to share and a hand to
01:27:40hold.
01:27:41We're making our way one step at a time, sticking the kids up right down the line, shaking it up,
01:27:48we're living the life.
01:27:50It's a crazy house, crazy house.
01:27:56It's a crazy house of old people.
01:28:13Oh, you're so crazy.
01:28:19I'm so crazy.
01:28:19Oh, you're so crazy.
01:28:21Oh, you're so crazy.
01:28:21Oh, man.
01:28:21Oh, no.
01:28:22Oh, no.
01:28:37Oh, wow.
01:28:43Oh, wow.
01:28:45Oh, wow.
01:28:46Sorry.
01:28:48Sorry.
01:28:48Sorry.
01:29:16Oh, wow.
01:29:19Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house
01:29:23I'm full of steam
01:29:29Jesus!
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