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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17It's just how you see it.
01:32It's huge.
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best unseen bits from the final week in the villa.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch like the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
03:00Oh, he missed it.
03:03Oh.
03:041-0.
03:07Oh.
03:08Used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh, what a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27All right lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Do-do-do-do-do.
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no wait.
04:14He is.
04:14Okay.
04:14Ooh-wee!
04:16Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh, yeah!
04:25Oh, yeah!
04:28Oh, yeah!
04:28Oh, yeah!
04:28Oh, yeah!
04:28I am the fudge, I am team Love Island, and I am...?
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid.
04:34Yeah!
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:36Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pumpey!
04:49Pumpey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to do a little run, haven't you, when you've got to go like...
04:56Ah!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rake tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree, Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza basics, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:52Lower!
06:52Lower!
06:53Chad!
06:53Well, the sauce had to be under up, just lime.
06:57Do you know what I mean?
06:57Not-
06:58No!
06:59Lower, Chad!
07:00You're actually missing us!
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Chad, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, Chad!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So the ladle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:28with the tomato base perfectly tossed Nick star it was on door the pizza
07:34toppings that's right Jess Jesus you're catching technique is proven that's good
07:57I do this every day you were throwing things no you are actually good I know
08:01they're thinking I'm there for dancing in it baby shake it cuz I love when you take
08:09him I like to call my throwing technique this one I would sort of leap in the air
08:17as a ballet dancer I'm gonna say stop I'm gonna tell a papa this will Andy right on
08:25your pizza you mixed up so Juliana it's so delicious everybody come could be shot the
08:33next stage was to a check out the everything
08:55I just stood there like an absolute embossil with this pizza base getting food and things
09:07oh my gosh
09:10oh my god
09:30Do you know what? The challenge just made me hungry. Not even Crave Pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly. But here's sore losers, Paige and
10:10Finn with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins, I will look like pizza. Sharing is caring and once you've had four, you don't
10:17need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place, I'll shout out with your face!
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their
10:33hands. No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on!
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he loses if he licks it. Okay, let's go because then it will pick a stone.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
11:09Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors!
11:17You gotta lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:26It's big.
11:30Come on, lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick the tongue.
11:45And that's right.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:08Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Je voudrais savoir.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:45There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so.
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:12S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like.
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais.
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:29Je voudrais.
13:31Je voudrais savoir.
13:33Je voudrais savoir où.
13:37Aladdin.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Aladin.
13:40Aladin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Aladin.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais.
13:57There we go.
13:59S'il vous plaît.
14:00Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Ou.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît.
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a wee wee and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:34Il est d'amour invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish right?
14:49I'm Scottish mate.
14:51OK.
14:52No.
14:52Oh.
14:53Well they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right.
15:01Well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know guys and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog to be honest.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh my god it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:12Oh now it looks like a.
15:14Whale.
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like.
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report.
15:27Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically that would be toast wouldn't it?
15:41Oh there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Oh.
15:46I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit because it's just.
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That.
15:59I'll just call it M piece but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No.
16:09I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:12They're good.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige.
16:15What do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh my god.
16:20Awful.
16:20The Outsider.
16:22Nothing.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh shut up man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:27That's too long.
16:29That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's a crust.
16:45It's a crust.
16:46It's a crust.
16:51It's a crust.
17:07You're the end of it.
17:13It's a crust.
17:14It's a crust.
17:16You're the end of it.
17:27I'm done.
17:28It's a crust.
17:30It's one of my fingers.
17:31You're the end of it.
17:37All right, go and find a moment.
17:38And I'll fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh, my God!
17:46He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy!
17:51You look like Ozzy!
17:53Yeah!
17:55Oh, my God!
17:57Let me use me!
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:04Oh, my God!
18:07Oh, you look like Ollie!
18:09Ollie's back!
18:11Let me use me!
18:15Smile!
18:16Jeff!
18:18Wait, are you waiting, Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God!
18:21One of the wrestlers!
18:22Let me use me!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week, I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing, then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting mine caked and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:16I don't know.
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:26Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:40Oh, nice legs.
19:43I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57Erm.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on here or no?
20:09No.
20:10No.
20:10No.
20:11No.
20:11No.
20:13No.
20:17No.
20:18No.
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37You don't spray your blue fingers in a baby's face!
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45You spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:49I'm sorry.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:59I'm sorry.
21:01I'm sorry.
21:05Mommy!
21:07Mommy!
21:11My baby's gonna fuck you up, baby.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it, though,
21:25and they were keen to regale the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul tonight?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits? I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfies?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:10Oh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one.
22:13I'm gonna favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of storytime.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp.
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese.
22:36That's your Nan, that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're gonna have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it,
22:59whilst my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:05I wouldn't, I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:10How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two?
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length
23:25to make sure his son had everything he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:31OK, that's what I can do.
23:32Go, go, go, go. You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You alright?
23:53How about you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00Well, no, I'm putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it?
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Hey.
24:16Hey, Maurice.
24:19Do you like quite to put them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you taking it.
24:25I know.
24:26That's how I saw you.
24:30He looks sick.
24:32He looks sick.
24:33He looks sick.
24:34He looks sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:55It's alright.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yes?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:32Oh.
25:32Oh.
25:33Oh.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:48You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14I sit down.
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18Sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right.
26:21That's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the Island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched,
26:44leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next,
27:06as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly
27:23were dumped from the villa.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words,
27:32but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, give me a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm not doing speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine.
27:52Don't look back in anger.
27:55Don't look back in anger.
27:58Don't look back in anger.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like, then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16Alright, Giz.
28:17Alright, Giz.
28:18Alright, Giz.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19Alright, Giz.
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Giz.
28:25Please.
28:28Pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29Pint of San Miguel, please.
28:31I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:32I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum.
28:45Says you.
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Giz.
29:00Oh, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03Alright, Finn.
29:05I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh.
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no.
29:48She got me.
29:49Oh, she got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52Alright, cool.
29:53So stay posing.
29:54Alright.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59Alright, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You got it?
30:06One, two, three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Oh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios, are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking hairspray smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven.
30:58But the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00If I slap it on now, it'll start melting.
31:03Could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure, girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:50Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00That's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:08Crazy.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their makeup to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39So that is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here, we're not sitting here.
33:00Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah.
33:03And it still looks a bit.
33:04Ahhhh!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:14Oh my god.
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22YAY YAY YAY!
33:24We're back!
33:26It's...
33:27It's falling!
33:29It's falling!
33:31Oh, it's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34No.
33:34It's following you.
33:35No, it's following you.
33:36It's following you.
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:03For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Star Bay, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:47And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:14You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57The egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31He don't have a scooby about animals.
36:34Who...
36:34Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
37:00Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:09But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples?
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:28Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39Right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40We'll come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted, Johnny.
37:45It's got to be on point, I ain't doing it.
37:47What's your, like, your talents are...
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:58Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:22We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:27Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a Chetan doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:42Okay.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Ah!
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:56This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah.
39:01Okay.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:27Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:45However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's Bitch Hot Bonanza.
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa.
40:04I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life.
40:07And it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge.
40:33Mike now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
41:00Oh my God.
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked McBee's girlfriend.
41:25Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper and Moor and seeing Paige single.
41:50Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour.
42:20It would be an honour.
42:21If I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he'd done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little
43:23picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Hop in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:15Like, fursure rev.
44:18They've crafted...
44:19You are mustard, and
44:20I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23What's that do I get at good times?
44:26They've excelled in biology, they've even fallen asleep at their desks, but after all
44:33their coursework, it's time for their last exam, the Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:14And you will see the next day.
45:20Bye.
45:22Bye.
45:25Bye.
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