00:00Monster!
00:04What's wrong?
00:08What the hell?
00:10I just gave birth to...
00:11Dog puppets?
00:13How does a woman give birth to dogs?
00:14Oh no, this is bad.
00:16The president won't even need a tech.
00:21Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:25I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
00:28The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
00:41Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
00:46I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
00:49First lady?
00:50Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
00:52Doctor! Surrogate number one just had her baby! It's a boy!
00:55Yeah, guess that locks up the first lady's hat for her.
00:58But the second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out.
01:01Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard.
01:03Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:06I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it, but then one by one the other
01:10women had their babies.
01:11The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:13Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:15Take your bastard and get lost.
01:16Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance! I swear I can give you a child!
01:19Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
01:21Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
01:26Give it everything!
01:28One last push! Come on, you can do it!
01:40The baby's here! A healthy baby!
01:43Monster!
01:47What's wrong?
01:51What the hell?
01:53I just gave birth to... dog pets?
01:56How does a woman give birth to dogs?
01:58Oh no, this is bad.
01:59The president won't even need a test.
02:00Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:02I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:04And the money? Gone.
02:06What's going on here?
02:10What should I do? What should I do?
02:23Where's my baby?
02:26Tell me, where is my child?
02:29Mr. President, I'm so sorry. I let you down.
02:33Sorry for what?
02:34I lied. I... I wasn't pregnant.
02:38That wasn't a baby coming out. That was... that was a massive toxic waist level crap.
02:43One wiss if, and the guy dropped like a fly.
02:48A fake pregnancy?
02:50So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
02:53That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
02:56I took all kinds of hormone shots and it... it made me look pregnant.
03:01Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:05What was that sound?
03:10Mr. President, you should stay back.
03:12I just went, it's pretty rank.
03:14So, I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here.
03:20Just for you to take a crack?
03:22Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
03:27Just give me more time. I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
03:30I won't lie stained as APA's become to stained.
03:33I waste my sperm on you anymore.
03:36But what about the surrogacy money?
03:38After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
03:44What?
03:48No money. And now I'm stuck working for free.
03:51What a joke.
03:53You two little troublemakers.
03:55You totally screwed me.
03:57If it weren't for you, who knows, maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:04Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:07Eh, whatever.
04:08But hey, you're mine, right?
04:11You guys hungry?
04:21Wait.
04:22You don't want to nurse, do you?
04:24Ugh.
04:25Alright, fine.
04:26Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
04:28I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
04:34Drink up.
04:38Now that's what I call my kids.
04:40Already drinking in style.
04:43You two are going places.
04:45Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
04:48What the hell?
04:49I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
04:52So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
04:54Whose dog is this?
04:56You hurt.
04:57Hey, easy now.
04:58I won't bite.
05:00Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
05:05Could it be him?
05:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
05:12Mommy hug!
05:14Bye.
05:15Bye.
05:16Bye.
05:17Bye.
05:18Bye.
05:19Bye.
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