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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:11This is me
00:00:20casually ruining my hospital room
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm not. Shush. Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could reasonably-
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah. Me?
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually- I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49Um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I wanted-
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08Are you okay?
00:02:16Let's don't go.
00:02:20I'm okay.
00:02:22I'm okay.
00:02:25You're gonna be all right.
00:02:27I just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia. Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Say, you're going to give me a second.
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more frown lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to 2006.
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:03:45Loser, loser.
00:03:48Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list, item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid.
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09Oh, what can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acid.
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:34Oh, these are so funny.
00:05:38Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two, be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention.
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss Stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:28Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this test team does.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three, teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:15Oh my god!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:23Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:43You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop.
00:07:53Stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:18I will.
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:38Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you, too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Whoa!
00:09:32Since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:53Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:23Even our parents want us together!
00:10:25It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:30Mr. Oliver, fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:41Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of Relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53No, you're right.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:29Um...
00:11:29Hey, Nia?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Ooh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:53She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah.
00:12:56I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:13:11smart and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo!
00:15:17No more applause.
00:15:17Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but show us fast, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:26So, you guys.
00:16:28Who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
00:17:14go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessed bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52And we're going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Let me up.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Oh thank you.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean...
00:20:25This year's bake-off HBIC
00:20:28Mia Watkins.
00:20:32yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl look who's talking chef ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be about me who the hell do you think you
00:20:55are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice
00:21:24cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings it's really easy
00:21:27what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants the bake-off begins now
00:21:37okay let's make this like this like that
00:21:44like this like that
00:21:50and then this on your nose
00:22:09cool trick bill nye the science nerd hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:22oops oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry oops sorry my hand slipped
00:22:34oh my god
00:22:39if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:22:49it's fine it's fine it's fine so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:58and
00:23:02the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign jessica you're up
00:23:10it is a model
00:23:12of my mansion
00:23:14and
00:23:14and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17it's so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:22it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and
00:23:44and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner
00:24:03of this year's senior Bake-off is
00:24:06the winner of this year's senior Bake-off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13the 2006 Golden Bake-off Trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:23we did it
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus food!
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:15Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:12Sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:42$147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:22Anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Ooh.
00:27:36Like us.
00:27:36Together.
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46Hehehe.
00:27:59Uh...
00:28:15Hehehehe
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:17All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Picep brachii.
00:29:35Picep brachii.
00:29:39Picep brachii.
00:29:41Picep brachii.
00:29:44Picep brachii.
00:29:46Picep brachii.
00:29:46Picep brachii.
00:29:47Picep brachii.
00:29:48Picep brachii.
00:29:52Picep brachii.
00:29:56Picep brachii.
00:29:59Picep brachii.
00:30:00Picep brachii.
00:30:02Picep brachii.
00:30:05Picep brachii.
00:30:05study session but I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing
00:30:13a lot less clothes the rules are simple if you get a question wrong you strip
00:30:30unless you just want to stick to the books high school bucket list item
00:30:34number 10 unleash your inner vixen no you ready to lose
00:30:42trapezebzeeus where oh my um brachialis
00:31:00you that's cheating don't look at that
00:31:24you know I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close
00:31:29that's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions uh to level the playing field
00:31:41bad girl violence is against the rules so as a penalty you might have to lose this shirt
00:31:58make me
00:32:02careful what you wish for
00:32:06oh my god oh no
00:32:09what are you doing
00:32:13you're crazy
00:32:18that's for cheating
00:32:27Connor are you in there oh shit
00:32:30that's my dad no my dad's my dad no no no oh my god okay
00:32:37yeah just a second
00:32:51oh
00:32:55hey dad this is Mia she's my new tutor
00:32:58hi Mr Oliver tutor huh
00:33:01well Miss Thompson just called said you failed another test
00:33:03so much for her tutoring
00:33:06dad it's not like that
00:33:08Mia is
00:33:09unimportant
00:33:12weren't you and Jessica
00:33:13gonna be an item
00:33:14she's from a good family at least waste your time with someone respectable
00:33:18dad
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be
00:33:23girls aside
00:33:26fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school
00:33:30you're 18
00:33:31Connor this is embarrassing
00:33:33embarrassing
00:33:35dad since when do you actually even
00:33:36you know what never mind
00:33:38hey Mr Oliver
00:33:39I will help Connor pass
00:33:41and
00:33:43I know he will go on to do amazing things
00:33:45oh
00:33:47how can you be so sure
00:33:48just a hunch
00:33:49hunches don't mean shit
00:33:50sweetheart
00:33:52Connor wait just
00:33:54please talk to him you can fix this
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him
00:33:57I think it's time you leave
00:33:58Miss valedictorian
00:34:01I need to speak with my son
00:34:02alone
00:34:05dad wait
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad
00:34:17because a year after we graduate
00:34:18he dies
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's
00:34:32I hope everything's okay
00:34:33today's test results were
00:34:38abysmal
00:34:39but
00:34:39we did have two perfect scores
00:34:42stellar work
00:34:43as always
00:34:44Mia
00:34:45and congratulations Connor
00:34:48keep up the good work
00:34:55thank you
00:34:58you got it
00:35:00good job
00:35:04thank you Mia
00:35:08seriously thank you
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you
00:35:13maybe now my dad will get off my back
00:35:16have you talked to him?
00:35:17maybe you two could work things out
00:35:19I know you're trying to help
00:35:22but
00:35:23you don't know him like I do
00:35:24you know
00:35:25I can't just magically fix my own man
00:35:28I have to try
00:35:30your dad's running out of time
00:35:33that's enough dad talk
00:35:34I have a surprise for you
00:35:38oh
00:35:39uh wait
00:35:40before you guys go
00:35:41I just wanted to say that
00:35:43I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign
00:35:47so
00:35:48come through
00:35:49and
00:35:50vote for Mia
00:36:01Nicky
00:36:02cancel your plans
00:36:03we have a party to ruin
00:36:07here you go
00:36:07we'll see you this weekend
00:36:08come to the party
00:36:10yes
00:36:11oh shit
00:36:12that's my dad
00:36:12come on let's bounce before you see me
00:36:13wait no
00:36:14just show him your test
00:36:15he'll be thrilled
00:36:15I'll show him another time
00:36:16no no no you don't have time
00:36:17just
00:36:18trust me
00:36:20come on Connor
00:36:20talk to him
00:36:21no no no no
00:36:22hey Mr. Oliver
00:36:24hey dad
00:36:25hi sir
00:36:25what are you doing
00:36:26here
00:36:29I'm going out of town
00:36:31on work
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went
00:36:33if it's another F
00:36:34Connor
00:36:35I
00:36:37I aced it
00:36:44thanks to Mia
00:36:45no
00:36:46no I like barely helped at all
00:36:47it was all Connor
00:36:48you should be so proud Mr. Oliver
00:36:50pride has to be earned
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go
00:36:56you see that little gremlin over there
00:37:00I want you to seduce her
00:37:03before the day is out
00:37:07got it
00:37:09what if I can't do it
00:37:10then do what you do best at parties
00:37:12Luke
00:37:13force her
00:37:22hey
00:37:23just the girl I wanted to see
00:37:25can I borrow you real quick
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question
00:37:27look you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade
00:37:29so why are you talking to me now
00:37:31because you're super smart and sexy
00:37:33and uh
00:37:34I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons
00:37:38so can I get one or what
00:37:39don't fucking touch her
00:37:40hey enough
00:37:41you are on thin ice as it is
00:37:43no fights
00:37:44do you hear me
00:37:45look stop
00:37:46I'm busy
00:37:47Mia please
00:37:47look I know you helped Connor pass science
00:37:50can you help me
00:37:51come on
00:37:52just this once
00:37:54Connor
00:37:55listen
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you
00:37:58but it is because
00:38:00dad I gotta go
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time
00:38:03get off me
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up
00:38:06the invite's still open
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go
00:38:10come on
00:38:11five minutes
00:38:18okay
00:38:19alright let's go
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke
00:38:32cop con
00:38:33what a surprise
00:38:35I'm busy Jessica
00:38:36doing what?
00:38:38looking for Mia
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close
00:38:42oh
00:38:43you know Mia
00:38:45she would do anything to be popular
00:38:48but you and me
00:38:50we were born to be on top
00:38:54she's gonna break your heart
00:38:56and when she does
00:38:57I'll be waiting
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor
00:39:09no no no wait
00:39:10you're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party
00:39:14we'll come
00:39:15if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg
00:39:18hey
00:39:18get the fuck off her
00:39:20oh
00:39:23oh shit
00:39:24cap's here
00:39:25anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27hey my different brother
00:39:31since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science
00:39:36every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:41reaction
00:39:45alright
00:39:46come on
00:39:47what better party did you get to?
00:39:50fine
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself
00:39:55you know
00:39:57for a second there
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away
00:40:03together
00:40:04really?
00:40:08really?
00:40:08you know
00:40:10no that walking steroid
00:40:11he's not even close to my type
00:40:13so
00:40:14who is?
00:40:17you are
00:40:23you are
00:40:26not going to believe
00:40:29who I'm into
00:40:31it's crazy
00:40:32what?
00:40:33it's so funny
00:40:34who is it?
00:40:37I don't know
00:40:38I'm sorry
00:40:38it's my mom
00:40:39oh my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York
00:40:43she needs help unloading some pieces
00:40:45you should come
00:40:46my mom would be stoked to meet you
00:40:47no I can't
00:40:49I have to change for that party
00:40:51just borrow one of my mom's dresses
00:40:53high school bucket list item number 11
00:40:55finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty
00:40:58she just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady
00:41:02you could probably borrow that
00:41:04if you're into that
00:41:05if you want it like once
00:41:06ok
00:41:07ok
00:41:08ok
00:41:08or if not
00:41:09I mean
00:41:10no I don't
00:41:10if you're into it
00:41:12really?
00:41:14uh
00:41:15yeah
00:41:16I mean our proton's positive
00:41:18right?
00:41:20get it?
00:41:21oh yeah
00:41:21cool
00:41:22ok
00:41:23ok
00:41:23yeah let's go
00:41:25ok
00:41:26should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30come on
00:41:31I need an answer
00:41:34should I?
00:41:47yeah
00:41:50look
00:41:56wow
00:41:57well it's all thanks to your mom
00:42:00you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street because her designs are gonna be famous
00:42:04what?
00:42:05are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08no I'm future girl remember?
00:42:10right
00:42:11um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:17well if I die by then just blink twice so I can skip vinyls
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea
00:42:46hey con con
00:42:48you sasquatch
00:42:49I'm here so your party's not the total bust
00:42:53and I brought party favors
00:42:56everyone's already done we'll study them on the way over
00:43:25I tried to stop her but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights
00:43:31oh on page 4 there's a great polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in 6th grade
00:43:36yeah
00:43:37page 4
00:43:38she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey
00:43:44hey
00:43:45hey
00:43:46shhhh
00:43:47I like your pigtails
00:43:48and everybody had Breeze's mirror
00:43:52this shit doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04um
00:44:05yeah
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point
00:44:07do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in seat posters?
00:44:13see page 7
00:44:14as long as it's not you I'm good
00:44:16are you blind?
00:44:18she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:44:21you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but
00:44:27now I know everything in here made me
00:44:30who I am today
00:44:34so go ahead
00:44:36read away
00:44:37I have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you
00:44:40if you keep messing with me I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:43you have nothing on me poser
00:44:45what about
00:44:47what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:51what?
00:44:52I
00:44:54nobody knows about that
00:44:56you just wait till facebook
00:44:58facebook
00:44:58what?
00:44:59ok english much?
00:45:00you know this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all
00:45:03but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you
00:45:16what are you hiding back there Mia?
00:45:18your couch potato food
00:45:19yeah
00:45:20show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:23that is way too far
00:45:25Jessica
00:45:26my mom gave her that dress
00:45:27and it looks tragic on her
00:45:29honestly I was helping
00:45:30hey
00:45:32you're beautiful Mia
00:45:33and you know what?
00:45:34it's ok
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed
00:45:41Jessica
00:45:41you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks
00:45:45ok?
00:45:47high school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12
00:45:50flaunt it while you got it
00:46:12holy shit Mia
00:46:14woah
00:46:15yes
00:46:15ok MIA
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:20Wow, look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jazz.
00:47:14Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia, are you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:20Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Here.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:03Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:14Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:49Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08I'm sure.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:35It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:47That's what I want you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08Well, come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and ConCon, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:57:59So, I know these aren't...
00:58:01Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:28You just need a cool artist's name.
00:58:33Like...
00:58:34Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm...
00:59:08kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And...
00:59:17You deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:40You're too tax.
00:59:41You're too tax.
00:59:41Boo.
00:59:42All right, fine.
00:59:45You're too tax.
00:59:46Please!
00:59:52Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:59I'm sick.
01:00:02It's a little jock.
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball, remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:30Honey, you'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:55I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone.
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia.
01:03:16We're all waiting.
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:20Yes.
01:03:21Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:01Please rise.
01:04:04Please rise.
01:04:23Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:54And the home of the brave
01:06:10And the home of the brave
01:06:14Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See?
01:06:23Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:40If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:11Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:22In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11In ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:38Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth breather
01:09:37Isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43With the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, not me
01:09:47I won because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment
01:09:53And kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:37Tok
01:10:52I mean, what about your crush
01:10:54You her
01:10:54You have a stuk
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:03That's stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:20I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to make at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:14:24Or the cops?
01:14:25Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:27No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:37I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45How does Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they get off the island.
01:14:52And Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:56The future's pilot.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:04So will you help me?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:36Jessica.
01:16:39Jessica.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't, I, I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh, but I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:06Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:06I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:18That's right.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:33I don't know.
01:18:45Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believed me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:06Come here.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:10Mia!
01:23:12High School Bucket List Item Number Fifteen
01:23:15Embrace Your Inner Queen
01:23:19The crowd is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated? Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion! Security!
01:23:54No! No, it was Mia! She knows things!
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo!
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so crazy!
01:24:17That's nothing Mia, come on!
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years!
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:22You're cheating!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes, I want you to.
01:24:41No matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50I'm back here.
01:25:04Mia, hey!
01:25:06Mia!
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:20You tripped and fell.
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:30Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:34Jessica.
01:25:35Jessica.
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd, to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:20Joseph, like you...
01:27:22Yay!
01:27:24Go!
01:27:26Go!
01:27:28Go! Go! Go!
01:27:29Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:27:32And no one...
01:27:34Makes me feel like you do...
01:27:37And no one...
01:27:40Sets my body on fire...
01:27:43No one...
01:27:45Gives me shiver like you...
01:27:49Oh, no more the elevator
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