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00:30Beer for breakfast?
00:31Yes, ma. It's my holidays.
00:34I'll try again. Good morning, Glenn.
00:35Morning, Rory.
00:36Can I sit?
00:41Do you mind if I...
00:49Am I being paranoid, or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?
00:54No, it's grand.
00:55I know, it's grand.
00:57But I'm just asking why you ran off like that.
01:00Erm, I don't like hypocrites.
01:02And who is the hypocrite?
01:04All of you, basically.
01:06Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate.
01:10Makes me sick, man.
01:11Is that being a tiny bit general?
01:13Have you read the papers in the last few years?
01:15It's a fucking pedo colony, man.
01:18Like, no offence, I know you're still into it.
01:20It's just a hard pass for me.
01:21Well, you might be interested to hear, though.
01:23Once you were gone, the priest came back, dive-bombed into the pool, and just generally lost his shit.
01:29Really?
01:30Really.
01:31Also, he told me to go fuck myself.
01:33It's actually a pretty good show.
01:34Well, it doesn't mean he's not a pedo, though.
01:36Where are you off to?
01:37Gym.
01:37It's your holiday.
01:38I like going to the gym.
01:39Oh, you're so virtuous.
01:40You know you're going to die, right?
01:42Bro, you never go to the gym.
01:43Are you sure you're even gay?
01:44That has more to do with enjoying sex with men.
01:48We're living like an old chapita
01:52I came up yesterday
01:56I'm so alone in the old chapita
02:00Oh, baby, tell the phone
02:04This magic's gone in the old chapita
02:07Nobody else than you
02:12It's starless night
02:15Together we're done love again
02:20Another life
02:23Before we try to learn this
02:25Say you're gonna live now
02:28Say you're gonna love me
02:31It's hard
02:54You wouldn't think we'd want this heat on our bodies
02:56What was the weather outside?
02:58But it's great for the joints
03:00The eggs and the pains
03:03You're doing all right
03:06Did you play this morning?
03:09Um, yeah
03:09Yeah, we did okay
03:12You do get into such trouble
03:13In those bunkers, don't you?
03:15Ah, listen
03:17Never had a troll
03:21Okay
03:21That's me
03:22See you later
03:23Yeah, see you
03:32A bit
04:20All right.
04:46All right.
05:14All right.
05:47All right.
05:50Shit, we just missed Eric and Eves.
05:52They were here like five minutes ago.
05:54Barely seen them this weekend.
05:55It's their wedding.
05:56Have you met Eves' parents before?
05:58Never.
05:58Jerry is your classic alpha golf jock dad.
06:02And Sandra's kind of iconic.
06:04The welcome dinner will be gas, I think.
06:07When does Felix get here?
06:09Day after mañana, which is Spanish for tomorrow.
06:11I'm not...
06:12Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island.
06:18Hey, I have someone I need to talk to you about.
06:22You okay?
06:24I have a doctor's appointment today.
06:27You do?
06:28Like, here.
06:30Ava, what's wrong?
06:31Whatever it is, we can fix it.
06:34I have...
06:36Not this thing.
06:37Like this embarrassing, awful thing.
06:41Ava, what is it, my love?
06:43You okay?
06:44I think I have something bad.
06:47Like...
06:48Like down there.
06:50Like...
06:50Like a sex thing.
06:54Fuck, Cormac, it's serious.
06:55It almost certainly isn't.
06:57Like, HPV, herpes.
06:59How long have you had her?
07:00Like a week.
07:01I was hoping it would just disappear in time.
07:03I bet you're just symptomatic because you're stressed.
07:07Will you come with me?
07:08Of course.
07:09I mean, can I be your husband?
07:10It could actually be fucking gas, crack.
07:13Cormac, fuck off.
07:14Listen, I get tested every three months for prep.
07:17And I have been riddled over the years.
07:21Really?
07:21Yeah.
07:22It'll be grand.
07:23Believe me.
07:49I've got you wet.
07:50I'm sorry about that.
07:52Is that your move?
07:54Splash a woman and then apologise?
07:56Kinda, yeah.
07:58Stuart.
08:00Professional kite surfer.
08:02That there's my home on wheels up yonder.
08:04Do I love those?
08:06I was obsessed with van life during COVID.
08:08Yeah, it's just super high-spec.
08:09Amazing Wi-Fi surround sound.
08:12Wanna see inside?
08:13That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me would say.
08:17I'm just very house proud.
08:18I have a tea cozy.
08:19Wanna take a peek?
08:20Can my friend go?
08:21Your friend doesn't want to come.
08:23I've seen tea cozy's at my nan's.
08:25I'll bring her back in 20 minutes, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28Okay.
08:49I'll bring her back in 20 minutes.
09:02Okay.
09:12Direct from Morocco.
09:15He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.
09:20Hello.
09:21So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?
09:24Phoenix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.
09:29Well, that's going to get me so high.
10:02Whoa, is that the priest?
10:05Is he okay? I wonder if he's wearing any factor.
10:08You see that and you think factor? You're obsessed.
10:12We should go over.
10:14Well, I don't want to. What if he's dead?
10:16Why would you say that?
10:17Because he looks dead, and if he is dead, then there's nothing much we can do for him now.
10:23We're going over.
10:42Father?
10:44Father, are you okay?
10:45Cormac, give me water.
10:49Hi.
10:51I saw you from all the way over there, and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream.
10:55I'm not.
10:56Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?
11:06Hey.
11:08Oh, it's okay.
11:10Let's just take it from here, okay?
11:13Just this moment in time, okay? Just one step at a time.
11:21How did I, uh...
11:23How did last night end?
11:25Nothing, nothing happened.
11:27You had fun, and so did we.
11:31I...
11:34I don't normally...
11:36I don't normally drink, you see.
11:40Okay, well, let's make tracks.
11:43Let's get them up.
11:44Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Don't worry, come on.
11:48We're going the same way.
11:49We gotcha.
11:52One, two, three, and...
11:55Up, up, up, up.
12:19Uh, would you, uh, would you, uh, would you mind not telling anyone how we are?
12:23Of course not.
12:24No, no, no.
12:29No.
12:38Okay, so, my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut, but she has this thing
12:44on her vagina.
12:45And she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.
12:49Also, she's worried about dying, because she read an article online about a lady dying from undiagnosed throat.
13:20Okay, eh, bien.
13:23Vamos.
13:31Hola, Dr. Romero.
13:46Hey.
13:48Hey.
13:48Let's go.
13:59Let's go.
14:11It's herpes.
14:12Daremos un tratamiento de aciclovir durante 4 o 5 dÃas
14:15y todo se solucionará.
14:17Asà podrás retomar tus relaciones sexuales
14:19sin ningún tipo de problema.
14:21Creo que es importante no utilizar ningún lenguaje peyorativo
14:23como puta, ¿vale?
14:25Ah, y nadie se está muriendo.
14:27¿Eh?
14:31It's herpes.
14:32I will give you a four-day prescription for aciclovir.
14:36It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.
14:39It is important not to use derogatory language like slut
14:43and no one is dying.
14:46You see?
14:48Thank you, doctor.
14:50I hope you and your wife have a nice day.
14:54We trust crosshills.
14:58Rory, what's this?
14:59Mushroom oil. One of your five a day.
15:05You're such a fun guy.
15:11I'm too high for this dinner.
15:18Hi, you're all late for dinner.
15:19Hi.
15:20Cormac.
15:21I saw you at the beach.
15:23Yeah, well, mum sent me over
15:24because dinner starts at eight
15:25and it's legit nine p.m.
15:28Okay, everybody, come on.
15:29We're late for dinner.
15:30Hey.
15:30Oh.
15:31Hey, hey, hey.
15:33You're Diesel's sister, right?
15:35Karen.
15:36Karen.
15:39You're Karen.
15:40I'm Karen.
15:42We were on.
15:43I'm telling you, mum.
15:44It's the sign?
15:47Yeah.
16:03Ah!
16:04Bye!
16:05Bye!
16:06Good morning.
16:06Good morning.
16:07Good morning.
16:08Good morning.
16:09Bye.
16:11Good morning.
16:13Rory, Rory, hallelujah.
16:15You look gorgeous.
16:16You look gorgeous.
16:16And who's this?
16:17Glenn.
16:19Short for Glenn Reefay.
16:21I am Ireland's boyfriend.
16:24This is Stimmy.
16:25Hi, I'm Claire Cassidy.
16:27Claire.
16:28Claire the artist.
16:29Oh, yeah, the one in Italy.
16:30I heard a rumour you were coming.
16:32I am so glad you could make it.
16:33A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here.
16:36I loved your piece at the RHA annual show.
16:39The region and all the red dots.
16:41Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.
16:44Yeah, I'd love that, yeah.
16:45That'd be great.
16:45For you, Chaps.
16:47Anything.
17:16She feels a bit sick, like a bit gassy.
17:19See, I might split.
17:20You can split it, that's right.
17:23You do look pale.
17:25Let's come.
17:25We deserve to be happy.
17:30Oh, my goodness.
17:32You're so welcome.
17:35Where's your English boyfriend, Nigel, isn't it?
17:37Felix.
17:38He arrives the day after tomorrow.
17:39Oh.
17:40Hi, I'm Cormac.
17:42Sorry, late edition to the wedding party.
17:43Oh, you are very, very welcome.
17:46Last name?
17:47My last name.
17:48Kennedy.
17:49Kennedy.
17:50Thanks so much for having me.
17:52And before you ask, you should see the other guy.
17:57And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?
18:00Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes.
18:04Well, it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time this evening.
18:09Go on in and get a drink.
18:10And a hug.
18:12Everything okay?
18:14Everything good.
18:15Do you have a problem with that, young man?
18:16Why don't you ask?
18:17Because you were so rude.
18:18Gay people exist, Jerry.
18:21Spare me.
18:23Everyone, has everyone met?
18:25Everyone, this is Fergal and Caroline, our old friends.
18:30Old.
18:31Old.
18:32Big beer, Sal.
18:33Fergal and Caroline.
18:33Young wife.
18:34They have a house on the 10th green.
18:3710th green.
18:38Beside the 10th green.
18:40He's very into positions, it's Fergal, isn't he?
18:42Yeah.
18:43So what do you do?
18:44Me?
18:45I was a teacher.
18:47I'm a teacher.
18:48I'm just taking some leave.
18:50A teacher?
18:51What a noble profession.
18:52You and nurses are the modern day saints in my eyes.
18:56Yes.
18:56But there's such nobility in what you do.
18:58I mean, you're not just down and Google earning a bajillion euro.
19:02You're dealing with kids.
19:04Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.
19:08Do you not like children?
19:09Oh, I love children.
19:12I have two of my own.
19:14Mine as well.
19:15Yours as well.
19:16I love them too.
19:18And it gives me such joy to watch them learn, so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.
19:22Primary or secondary?
19:23Secondary.
19:24What subjects?
19:25English and civics.
19:27Oh, Jesus.
19:27Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding.
19:31She has so far resisted, insists on picking her own.
19:35Scaffolding.
19:36Sorry, Scaffold.
19:38Scaffolding what?
19:38Scaffolding.
19:39It's Seamus Heaney's Scaffolding.
19:40Oh.
19:41It's an absolute banger.
19:42My favourite poem of all time, so that's...
19:45Name another poem.
19:47What?
19:48Name one other poem by anyone.
19:52Ever.
19:53Scaffolding slaps ass and you know it.
19:55Come here to me.
19:56What happened to your eye, lovey?
19:57You don't strike me as a fighter.
19:59I always said to him, you have to wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:04Or wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:06And what did he do?
20:07He would not listen.
20:09Why accidentally the roads are just lethal.
20:13You're forever hearing of people getting mashed under the 18-year-old trucks and the keys just dying all over
20:19the place every day.
20:20Yes.
20:21Well, here I am.
20:24Whoop!
20:24Oh, well.
20:26Here's to that.
20:27Here's to that.
20:28Here's to that.
20:31I think you two are a gorgeous couple.
20:34You're out just full of jizz.
20:37Sorry.
20:38Sorry, no.
20:39We're just friends.
20:41Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.
20:44Oh.
20:46Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that.
20:50Oh, yeah.
20:51We knew that.
20:54Okay.
20:56Is your gaydar super tuned?
20:58What the hell is gaydar?
20:59It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.
21:01Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?
21:03Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.
21:07Oh, I knew you were one straight off.
21:09Yeah.
21:10I'm glad to see you again.
21:12Did you always know?
21:15Oh, good God, Fergal.
21:16He can't ask first.
21:17I don't make this ever in my line of work.
21:20And I'm curious.
21:21I'm the last person.
21:22I don't know.
21:23And have you ever, um...
21:28Done it with a girl?
21:29Sorry.
21:30Well, no.
21:31He's Fergal.
21:31That's enough.
21:32I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100% sure they don't like something if they haven't
21:36tried it.
21:36Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal.
21:38Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
21:40Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.
21:46Um, yes.
21:47The bicycle accident.
21:48Of course.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yes.
21:50Very important.
21:52Correct.
21:52Correct.
21:54And now, I am thinking that my husband and I shall swap tables so everyone gets to know
22:00each other.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:02Gerger.
22:03Oh, no.
22:04No.
22:04What?
22:05Sorry?
22:05Sorry?
22:06Just to stay because we're only getting to know each other.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:10You, my friend, are going to love Jerry.
22:13Jerry.
22:15Jerry.
22:17See you later, Sandra.
22:18Jerry is an absolute howl.
22:29The two of us together.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:34How's the gang?
22:36Sit down.
22:38Yeah.
22:38All right.
22:39Yeah, sure.
22:40So, what are we talking about?
22:42Road safety.
22:43Roads.
22:44Oh, good God.
22:45Ten points to me license here.
22:47Fucking speed track.
22:50I think I'll ask a drink or four, if you don't know.
22:55He's a fucking gas man.
22:57Jar Jar.
22:58Jar Jar.
23:01Does anyone know where this nightclub is?
23:03Nightclub is called Peppermint Grove.
23:06And is it open?
23:07Is it good?
23:07Boys and girls, gotta up your shit, my flock.
23:10Taxi's here.
23:11I'm in the front or else I'll get car sick.
23:14I know.
23:14The rest is in the chat, weirdos.
23:16Yeah, yeah.
23:17Check the group chat.
23:17It has it.
23:20Mr. Brenner, thank you for dinner.
23:23So, I am very sorry about earlier.
23:26It was totally inappropriate of me.
23:28And I apologize.
23:29I should not have done that.
23:31There's no need to apologize.
23:33There's two of us in it here.
23:34Yes, but you have to understand, that's not something I do.
23:39Ever.
23:40I mean, I wouldn't say ever.
23:45Listen.
23:46You know my position.
23:48I do.
23:48I won't say a word.
23:50I have no interest in doing that.
23:53Okay.
23:54Also, just for the record, I have zero interest in getting into self-destructive relationships
24:00with married fathers on the DL.
24:03Been there, done that.
24:05I'm going to absolutely fuck that.
24:07Okay.
24:09Sorry.
24:10Listen, let's get you a cab ordered.
24:12I have an account, right?
24:13A local guy.
24:17Oh, God.
24:19Whoa.
24:20Are you okay?
24:23Do you want to take a walk?
24:26Do I want to take a walk?
24:28Hey, I'm a good listener.
24:29And you now have one other person that you can talk to about whatever you want.
24:33It's got to be worth something.
24:38And people walk sometimes.
24:42Okay, fine.
24:44We'll take a walk.
24:52Do you play golf?
24:54I don't.
24:55Is this course good?
24:56It is, yeah.
24:57Hmm?
24:58You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
25:00Nothing but trouble in there.
25:04Listen.
25:05I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
25:09Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
25:11Because I practically live in a clubhouse.
25:14Captain.
25:17But obviously, did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
25:21I thought you were like Marlon Randall.
25:23That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world.
25:2870 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.
25:32Like, mad.
25:35And, uh, just my luck to get you, really.
25:40Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.
25:44No offence, Lick.
25:46Hmm.
25:47Anyway, I'm got a lead, so on we go.
25:51Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.
25:54I'm not dragging anything around.
25:56There is no secret other life.
25:57What about what happened in the sheriff?
26:00We agreed nothing happened.
26:01Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.
26:05I'm trying to be a good man here.
26:07A good husband.
26:08How's that going for you?
26:09Actually, very good.
26:12Yeah.
26:13I haven't acted out.
26:15Haven't cheated.
26:16Not once.
26:17In 30-something years.
26:19Yeah, apart from today.
26:20No contact means no cheating.
26:22So nice, Lupo.
26:24Oh, my God.
26:25You are just like Karen.
26:28Fucking certainty of youth.
26:30Okay.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:32Good night.
26:34Good night.
26:41Hey.
26:42Did the, uh...
26:44Did the Swedes end up buying the, uh...
26:46Giant paintings of the three nudie women?
26:49The big mad triptych in the living room?
26:51They sure did.
26:53You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them?
26:55What?
26:56Yeah.
27:01Can I see them?
27:01Can I see them, look?
27:06Sure.
27:19Oh, lads.
27:20If I wanted a view like that, I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.
27:25I'm not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall, you know?
27:33Where'd you get this?
27:34Some of the guys did a blues run to the local hyper market.
27:38Zero possibility this is from a hyper market.
27:41That's a 300 euro bottle.
27:43Okay?
27:44Great.
27:47Uh, someone there?
27:49I, I, I think so.
27:52Oh, God.
27:54Follow me.
27:55Okay.
28:04Ah!
28:06Right, you got the sun's rim.
28:08Magnus, I think.
28:10Tried to go pro last year, fell off a scooter and broke his collarbone.
28:13Poor fucking idiot.
28:17Big though, isn't it?
28:18Yeah, I know.
28:19I think they felt sorry for me.
28:23Why so?
28:23Well, I'll tell you another time.
28:28Okay, so, I don't think I should be in here.
28:32Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.
28:35So don't do anything.
28:39Here.
28:48Now, don't burden yourself.
28:51You're giving away your daughter this week.
28:52Mm.
28:53How are the news?
28:54Shredded.
28:56Not to mention my wallet.
28:59So there is something I'd like to get your take on.
29:02Mm-hmm.
29:02Um, Karen.
29:06Karen.
29:06She found, um, Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.
29:13But I thought you'd never been unfaithful.
29:15Well, I only ever chat.
29:17I look at the photographs, though.
29:20The window shop.
29:21Okay.
29:21Okay.
29:23Yeah.
29:23So, Karen has given me until after the wedding to say something to Sandra, or she will.
29:30She's fucking 14, for the love of God.
29:34Wait, so what's the plan?
29:35Well, so far, I've come up with, give her money to keep the secret.
29:40My God, bribery.
29:41Kids love money.
29:43Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever.
29:46Well.
29:49I'd love to hear a better idea if you've got one.
29:52Do you want to be married?
29:54I don't understand the question.
29:55You don't understand the alternative?
29:57Of course I want to be married.
29:59To your wife.
30:00You love your wife?
30:01I do.
30:03Okay, then.
30:04And she doesn't know about this other side?
30:10There is no other side.
30:13Jerry.
30:15Okay.
30:17No, she doesn't.
30:18I mean, maybe she suspects, but...
30:22I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.
30:25But that's normal enough, right?
30:27Isn't it?
30:27I'm the wrong person to be asking.
30:30Yeah.
30:32I'm stuck.
30:35And I feel a duty of care towards her.
30:39Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.
30:43Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.
30:45How does that help me?
30:48We all want to feel wanted.
30:50It's good for our self-esteem.
30:52Tell her there's more to you.
30:54Like, let her in.
30:57You might be surprised by her reaction.
31:00And you don't know what you don't know about her.
31:06I should go.
31:07If that's...
31:09If that's what you want.
31:14Do you know what you want?
31:30Do you know what you want?
31:48Oh, yeah.
31:58Oh, yeah.
32:06Oh.
32:08Oh.
32:11Oh.
32:37Sorry, that was a bit sudden.
32:39It's a sprint, not a marathon.
32:43Twice in a day.
32:44That hasn't happened me since the Brian Cowan years.
32:47I have no idea who that is.
32:51Do you smoke weed?
32:53Do I? What?
32:55No.
32:58You do this all the time?
33:01Do you smoke weed?
33:04Seduce straight old married men.
33:08Is anyone in this room straight?
33:11Is that your kink though?
33:16Daddies are so fucking hot.
33:19And before you ask, not all fathers are daddies.
33:31Are you serious about what you said before?
33:34That you'd never been with a man?
33:47And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel?
33:54I feel awful.
33:57I know what that's like.
34:16That's no bike rush.
34:23I was attacked.
34:25Oh God.
34:27Was it a gay thing?
34:30I don't know what that means.
34:32Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?
34:37Would that have made sense to you?
34:40No.
34:43But I wasn't.
34:46I just mean, was it a gay bashing?
34:51It's hard to say, isn't it?
34:54I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions.
34:58I'm not trying to pick a fight.
34:59It seems like you're asking me if I deserved it.
35:03I'm just interested in the details.
35:06Who these lads were.
35:09Why they would do something like this.
35:12The world is mad, Gerry.
35:16People are angry.
35:18Atoms collide.
35:19Married men fall into bed with younger gays.
35:21What can I tell you?
35:25So it was totally random?
35:28It wasn't random, no.
35:30Okay.
35:34Well, if it wasn't random, then...
35:38What was it?
35:39It doesn't matter. It's ancient history.
35:48It must have been recent enough with those bruises.
35:53Don't worry about it.
36:17It's a very long time.
36:18And you have to say, oh my God.
36:22You have to do that.
36:28I can tell you, too.
36:50Oh, my God.
37:01Jack, man!
37:16Fuck, fuck.
37:19Fuck.
37:20Fuck, fuck!
37:23Fuck!
37:26Fuck!
37:28Fuck!
37:29Fuck!
37:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
38:12I told you, sleeping beauty.
38:15How do you get this fucking massive room anyway?
38:18I guess I didn't play golf.
38:20I want to go.
38:25Fuck.
38:47Nobody in this town would break into a church.
38:52Local people wouldn't do that.
38:54And a priest would.
38:56I'm saying, Father, that the coincidence is great.
39:01On the day after you paid me 1,700 euros in cash,
39:05that same amount of money is stolen from the drawer in the sacristy.
39:10And then I come to you and you look like a man in crisis.
39:16A man who has stooped to a new law.
39:19What should I think?
39:21You should think a little happy coincidence and not accuse a fellow priest of robbery.
39:25It gives me no pleasure.
39:26Yes, me neither.
39:30I haven't yet reported the robbery to the police.
39:35Well, maybe you should.
39:37You want that?
39:38I want you to have peace of mind.
39:42Don't mind me.
39:48I let myself out.
39:56Everything okay?
39:57Yes, yes.
39:58Everything's fine.
39:59Nothing to worry about.
40:00You're sure?
40:02I'm a little preoccupied today, if you don't mind.
40:06I don't mind, no.
40:08But we have to remember what's important here.
40:12It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:17Important to keep a secret every now and then, wouldn't you say?
40:38It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:39It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:39It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:39It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:39It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:40It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:40It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:41It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:41It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:42It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:49It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
40:55Morning, Jerry.
40:56Hello.
40:57Did you have fun last night?
41:01Please keep your voice down, everyone in this place knows me.
41:03I just asked if you had a good night last night.
41:04You asked in a way.
41:07You can't ask me that in here, in that way.
41:10Wait.
41:11Okay.
41:12I told you about my situation.
41:13You told me about your situation, and then in ten minutes later you had my dick in your mouth.
41:17God, keep your voice down.
41:20I don't know you.
41:21You don't know me.
41:23There's no us.
41:25That's it.
41:28Me.
41:30That's it.
41:31No.
42:18Up you.
42:19Gross.
42:20We're her favourites.
42:21Why don't you go?
42:24I'm feeling like a lazy day here.
42:26No, sorry.
42:27There's no way I'm going on my own.
42:28And for neither of us to go with the girls is straight up rude, so off your fucking get.
42:40Dad's playing golf, by the way.
42:41It's just Mum, and me and Aladie.
42:43Come on, lunch outside.
42:55Now, my favourite little coterie of people.
42:59We may see Gerry passing.
43:01One of his balls might even land in your salad.
43:08I think I'm an artist because of my social class.
43:11Like, I think you have to be an outsider in some way, and I think growing up working class,
43:15I always felt on the margins.
43:15You're from Glasnevin.
43:17Your dad's an engineer.
43:19The middle.
43:20Yeah, the most reviled place to be.
43:23You know, middle-aged, middle class, middle of the road.
43:26But people think the people in the middle stand for nothing.
43:28But if you take the middle away, what are you left with?
43:35A world of extremes.
43:40Someone should make art about that.
43:41A monument to the Irish middle class plunked on a roundabout near a golf course in Spain.
43:50Exactly.
43:54Yeah, well, I mean, what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge is that I have an I, you know?
43:59She's up to her neck in wedding planners and coloured charts and won't let me do a tavern.
44:03I suppose I should be grateful.
44:05She let you pick the priest?
44:07She did, yeah.
44:08Poor Father Vincent, you know?
44:09He was a no-show last night.
44:10Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke.
44:12He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night.
44:14And he's really been on it with the booze.
44:18Elodie, do you like it here?
44:19It's much full and it doesn't rain.
44:21Elodie hates the rain.
44:23Why does it not rain in France?
44:24Well, it does, of course.
44:25But she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland.
44:28She's still recovering from that particular trauma.
44:31What was it like growing up gay in Ireland?
44:34Karen, no, you can't just ask that.
44:36It's always hard to be different, but it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation.
44:42Anyone who grew up gay in the 80s has a way worse than us.
44:46I have gay friends, trans and non-binary friends in my class and, like, nobody cares.
44:52I wouldn't say nobody cares, but yes, I'm very glad to hear.
44:56Nobody cares.
44:58No one our age cares.
44:59Like, who cares?
45:00Um, well, I think, well, for us, being trans or gay, when we were in school, that was inconceivable to
45:06us growing up.
45:18How'd you be your black guy?
45:20Karen, how does that?
45:21He was in a bike accident.
45:23He was in a bike accident.
45:24Okay.
45:25No, actually, he wasn't.
45:29I am a teacher, or was a teacher.
45:31I'm on leave now, but I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach.
45:36Kids around your age.
45:37I was beaten up by them because I'm gay.
45:40Four of them catfished me on social media with a picture of another man.
45:44They met me in Dublin City Centre and they attacked me.
45:46They wore masks, but I recognised two of them.
45:49One because of his smell and the other because he had this pair of trainers.
45:53He used to always brag about being limited edition, and the other two came forward, confessed the following day.
45:58I'd been having problems with all four of them in the weeks before, just disciplinary attendance problems.
46:04But it's a tough school.
46:07May I use your bathroom?
46:09Of course.
46:10Of course.
46:12Yeah, just there, to the left.
46:15First door to the left.
46:17Can't miss it.
46:27First door to the left.
46:53First door to the left.
46:53First door.
46:57First door.
46:57Then I can't wait.
47:04Next door.
47:04Third door to the left.
47:04First door to the left.
47:04Fourth door to the right.
47:21that it's like, so I think the fact that you like the fish curfets is like, it's kind of
47:27like sometimes it's not, like you're fine. Bound it okay? Absolutely. Jesus it's like the song.
47:39It's exactly like the song.
48:18Corbett!
48:23Corbett!
48:27Corbett!
48:32Corbett!
48:37Everyone's asleep!
48:39You fucking ruined me!
48:42What are you talking about?
48:44I can't get back.
48:46Again.
48:47Have you lost your keys or something?
48:49Oh, I can't go back.
48:52Back to my life.
48:55You blame me for that?
48:56You told me to never speak to you again.
48:59You said,
49:01Do I know what I want?
49:02And I know what I want.
49:05Come on then.
49:08No!
49:09No!
49:14Two minutes.
49:16Just...
49:17Two minutes.
49:21Would you care to stay till sunrise?
49:26It's completely your decision.
49:29It's just that going home is such a ride.
49:34Such a ride.
49:36Going home is such a ride.
49:40Going home is such a ride.
49:44Going home is such a ride.
49:47Going home is such a ride.
49:48I'm having trouble in these monkeys.
49:51Would you hang your denim jacket?
49:54Near the poster by Picasso.
49:58Do you see?
49:59I'm sorry.
50:00You're so glad.
50:02I love it.
50:03Yeah, I fucking do.
50:04What?
50:06No!
50:08No!
50:08It!
50:10Oh!
50:10Would you mind
50:13if it isn't too bright?
50:17Now I need the window open,
50:21so if you happen to get chilly,
50:25there's this coverlet,
50:27my cousin hand crocheted,
50:30hand-crocheted.
50:32Do you mind if the edges are frayed?
50:37Would you like to unfasten my brain?
50:44Shall I make you in the morning
50:47A cup of homemade coffee?
50:52I will sweeten it with honey
50:55And with cream
50:58When you sleep
51:05You can read the early paper
51:09And I can watch you while you shave
51:12Oh God, the mirror's cracked
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