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00:03Jesus, Fergal. I'm glad to see you haven't lost that ferocious duck hook.
00:07Yeah, the provisional ball you're not gonna get.
00:09Were you aiming for the house there?
00:10That scabby fucker's never gonna let that one go.
00:14That's an eight euro golf ball.
00:17Oh look, we're breaking and entering now.
00:55Would he have helped me if he knew I was a priest?
00:59Would he then have called the cops?
01:01Or would he have used that club in his hand to push me deeper underwater?
01:10Nobody has much use for a priest these days, dead or alive.
01:14Found it! I can take a swing from here! Watch out!
01:20That's actually a good recovery, you're not gonna lie.
01:22But I do have one last rite to perform.
01:26I'm the dead body.
01:28And these stories always begin with one of those.
01:32There's such comfort in repetition, isn't there?
01:35It's a bit like mass.
01:38Please don't assume I'm some kind of pervert just because I'm dead and I'm wearing the collar.
01:42I know we haven't covered ourselves in glory over the last little while, but respectfully, nor have you.
01:49And you people make solemn promises all the time.
01:52My job is to hear how you broke those sacred vows, and then to help you find peace.
01:57Well, now that my era of giving a toppenny fuck what people think is well and truly over, here's the
02:04gospel.
02:05One week before, I arrived in Tenerife to officiate at the wedding of an old friend's daughter.
02:37You want some air conditioning?
02:39Oh no, let us save the planet.
02:41A little mortification of the flesh is good for me.
02:46Are you here for a wedding?
02:48Ah, yes, I'm officiating at the wedding.
02:52I'm a priest, a Catholic priest from Ireland.
02:54I'm a priest.
02:55Come on.
02:55Ah.
02:58Ah.
02:59Ah.
03:11Excuse me, excuse me.
03:12This can't be mine.
03:13My host assured me of a small room here for the week.
03:16This is yours.
03:17This is the address.
03:25Where's sunscreen, brother?
03:37Look, I got it.
03:42Oh my God.
03:43Can I do that?
03:44I'm not trapped if we don't have to get so much organized.
03:47Can I just jump in and out of the bill and get a drink then jump in and out again.
03:50So many times I have to sleep and get all therei.
03:51So many times I have to sleep is going in and out again.
03:52Alright, shut up, son.
03:54I'm so nervous, you can't just jump in and out of the bill and get a drink and jump in
03:54and out again.
03:55Hey, someone dial a priest?
03:59Hello.
04:01Father Vincent O'Keefe, how do you do?
04:03Hola, padre.
04:05Have you lost your way?
04:07I don't know.
04:08By all accounts, I'm staying here.
04:11Hey, you're a friend of Sandra and Jerry's, yeah?
04:13Yes.
04:14It seems a bit tapped in the skull they have you subjected to sharing with us, but
04:21they're calling the shots, you know, hey-ho.
04:24Okay, see, see, see, see, see, come on, we'll find you a manger.
04:30Now, Rory, are we now?
04:34Cormac, Ava, Claire, the Huns, weather, sofas, chair, kitchen, almonds, hallway,
04:53let's call a spade a spade.
04:57And boom.
05:01Look, uh, real talk, padre.
05:04I'm sorry, I just have to say it, you know, let's get it out of the way now.
05:07I'm delighted you're here, but this lot, it's like, this is their holiday.
05:12They've all taken annual leave to be here.
05:14They're my best mates in the whole entire world, and I don't think they'll be happy
05:16to kind of curtail their behaviour just because they're sharing with a priest.
05:20It seems mental to take that.
05:23That's fine to say, isn't it?
05:25Best in the long-run vibes.
05:27There's a couple of lads being straight with each other, you know, manning, man of the cloth
05:31to one lack thereof.
05:34Cool.
05:35Quessies?
05:37Zero quessies.
05:38Fuego.
05:39Wi-Fi password is Tenerife4life, capital T, number four, life is O-I-F, all our case,
05:44all one word.
05:46And, uh, you're flying.
05:47Good man.
05:51Actually, it's Tenerife spelled wrong, so it's R-E-E-F.
06:13I don't know if he looks like that.
06:15He looks a bit more like Donald.
06:20I think either way, it's a bit fucking weird having a priest wandering around in a living room
06:23in the middle of the night.
06:24He's just a person.
06:26A human person.
06:30Maybe they're trying to stop us from going mad.
06:32No, Jeff, stop that.
06:34No, with I did die, he was an absolute last minute dot com.
06:37All the hotels were booked tight.
06:39Yeah, but I mean, they do have priest in Spain.
06:41Apparently, Sandra was like, we need this one guy for the big day.
06:45Ah, no, look.
06:46Look, I've had a little word, Björg, and he knows to be cool.
06:50Otherwise, he'll be fucked out on his ear hole.
06:53Muy rapido, muy pronto.
06:56And you'd be doing that, would you?
07:05Oh, hi, Father.
07:09I got a text.
07:12Um, Mia.
07:13Um, Mia.
07:14No drugs are to be taken at our wedding,
07:16and we'd really appreciate it if you refrained from drinking alcohol the day before
07:19so you could be fully present to appreciate the day.
07:24Nobody wants to be a Karen in 2025.
07:27You might as well call me Heil Hitler.
07:28I'm changing my name when I go to boarding school next year.
07:31You can't stop me.
07:31Dad said it's okay.
07:32Your dad will literally say anything to avoid an argument.
07:35You're so fucking controlling.
07:37I'm trying to do what's best for you,
07:39and even though you clearly hate me,
07:40you need to be at home.
07:41Oh!
07:42What in boarding school is a...
08:02Hola.
08:10Hola, buenas.
08:12Can we observate a moment?
08:13I better wear shoes.
08:15I think that's a clean.
08:37Oh, thank you.
08:48Hiya.
08:50Ava.
08:51Oh, Vincent.
08:53Bride or group?
08:54Both.
08:55Neither.
08:56I'm the priest.
08:58We'll all be on the bride's side of the aisle.
09:00The last two are arriving tomorrow.
09:01And I'm singing a little song of the happy couple.
09:05What are you singing?
09:07Let's see if you can guess.
09:08Close your eyes.
09:10Give me your hand, darling.
09:13Do you feel my heart beating?
09:20Those good memories?
09:21Memories, anyway.
09:24Yes, I always liked that one.
09:27How are you going to get back with all that water?
09:29Oh, walking.
09:30Don't mind the walk.
09:31We can give you a lift, I'm sure.
09:32No, no, thank you.
09:33Walking is good.
09:33Let's go.
09:35Can we squeeze one more in?
09:36No, no, no, no, thank you.
09:37Are you mad?
09:50Come inside and pay.
09:52Oh, I already paid.
09:53I have my receipt.
09:54Your friends didn't pay.
09:56Well, they're not my friends.
09:58I saw you talking.
10:00Where do they live?
10:02How much is it?
10:04How much is it?
10:04One hundred and forty-eight euros.
10:10English people.
10:12Father, bless us.
10:15Father?
10:17Father?
10:19Father?
10:27Hiya, Father.
10:28Jerry Byrne wants to buy you lunch.
10:30What time is it?
10:31I feel like it's three.
10:33I'm sorry?
10:34I'm sorry?
10:46I'm sorry?
10:48I'm sorry?
10:48No, I'm sorry.
10:51No, I don't.
10:54How many are you?
10:54No, I don't.
10:54People are getting offended.
10:55Maybe you can't say anything at all.
10:57You're getting offended by a child, guys.
10:58Look at what it is.
10:59Oh, good siesta.
11:11Vincent, this is Caroline.
11:13Hello, Father. So nice to meet you.
11:15And this is her husband, Fergal.
11:17Hey, Adrie.
11:19Do you know what? I think the kitchen might be closed.
11:21They'll whip the holy man up a platter of croquettes.
11:24No, no. Hang on. Hang on.
11:27Croquettes?
11:27Croquettes? Yeah, patatas fritas here?
11:30We won't see you go hungry, Father.
11:32Uh, have some wine.
11:33No, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
11:35Go on, have a glass of wine.
11:36Go on, it's the summer.
11:37No, no, no, no, no. Thank you so much.
11:39That's not the Vincent I remember.
11:40The pre-ordained Vincent was a fucking wild man.
11:44He was wild.
11:46Huh?
11:46The road to Damascus.
11:50Would you get the poor father some water he's parched?
11:53Would you rather a shandy?
11:54No, tap water. Tap water's fine. Thank you.
11:57So listen, it's just great you could join us for the wedding.
11:59You know, it's been a long, long time.
12:01Well, your offer to the church heating fund back home was extremely generous.
12:05I informed the parish coffers would be swollen by my trip here and they were very pleased.
12:10I didn't think we'd have to bribe you.
12:12Well, not a bribe per se.
12:13Not a bribe.
12:14Just a dig out.
12:15St. Teresa's is fucking Baltic in the depths of winter.
12:18How would you know?
12:19You haven't darkened the door of a church in, I feel like, decades.
12:22Alan's funeral.
12:24Ah, yeah. Right.
12:25Include your brother in my prayers often.
12:28It was a great funeral.
12:29Even though I felt like fucking Vim Hof.
12:32Now listen, it'd be great if you could swing by the church and meet the padre before the big day.
12:37You don't talk to him.
12:38Do we need an organist?
12:40Do we need parking?
12:42Can we throw rice?
12:43Or is it problematic for local pigeons?
12:45His name's Sandoval.
12:47He's expecting you.
12:48He's a harmless poor table, isn't he?
12:50Huh?
12:50He's very nice.
12:51Yeah, grand.
12:52Well, I'll drop by tomorrow.
12:54I was hoping to get mass anyway.
12:55There you go.
12:57Also, I was wondering when and where it might be best for me to meet the bride and groom.
13:00I don't have their numbers yet.
13:03Why?
13:04Well, I'd like to talk to them.
13:09About their commitment.
13:10Oh.
13:11Oh.
13:11Oh, no, listen, they're very busy.
13:14The bride, sadly, has had to fly over her dress fitter for an emergency refit
13:18because she's been sucking ice cubes for the guts of a month
13:21and doesn't remotely resemble the woman who bought the dress half a year ago.
13:24Not a pig on a stomach.
13:26Meanwhile, the groom's up the walls with his family,
13:28who are, frankly, fucking batshit.
13:32He's trying to sell his company,
13:33and he's got to organise the golf tournament,
13:36do a stag with his buddies,
13:38do a rehearsal dinner,
13:38and try to find a minute to relax and have a beer or two.
13:42Hello.
13:42Have they no plans to meet me before I officiate?
13:45Well, that's kind of my...
13:47weird meeting.
13:49Well, it's lovely to see you both again after all this time,
13:52but I'd really like to get an idea of who they are
13:56so I could write a sermon that fits somewhat.
13:59I don't think a sermon's a good idea.
14:02They're not religious.
14:03They think should be more...
14:04bing-bang-bosh.
14:05No frills.
14:06The Ryanair of masses.
14:09We love Michael O'Leary.
14:11I wouldn't say love.
14:12I respect the man greatly, yes.
14:14I'm struggling to understand
14:15why they want a priest in the first place.
14:18They want a Catholic wedding.
14:20Why?
14:21That's what people do, isn't it?
14:23I wouldn't have said so, not these days.
14:25If they're going to have children
14:26and they want those children to have the best education,
14:29we all know that the best educational establishments in Ireland
14:32are owned by the church.
14:33They're kind of getting their ducks in a row, all that from.
14:36Rightly so.
14:37I don't see why my grandchildren should be sacrificial lambs
14:39on the altar of some unknown educational establishment.
14:43They're future-proofing, you know?
14:45Could they not have asked a local priest from here
14:48like this Father Sandoval?
14:50Well, no, that part was us.
14:52Because we wanted you.
14:53Vincent, we wanted you.
14:55On this occasion?
14:57Yes, we did.
14:58We wanted an old friend.
15:00And a friend of the family.
15:03Oh, sorry.
15:05Aw.
15:06Really lovely.
15:08And you get a warm church back in Dublin
15:10for the forthcoming winters, you know, by the sounds of it.
15:12And some sun on your bones.
15:14You promise me you'll get some sun, you'll look cadaverous.
15:17Really bad.
15:18You must be hungry, Father.
15:19Oh, you are in for a treat.
15:20Those croquetes are delicious.
15:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:24Oh, thank you, no, no, no, no, no, thank you so much.
15:26Just water, please be fine.
15:27Yeah, I'll put it in.
15:28I fucking hope so.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Did you notice the roundabout on your drive in here?
15:34The triangular roundabout.
15:35On it?
15:35Here in Spain, they make triangular roundabouts.
15:38I mean, the Spanish are fucking more.
15:40You can't say things like that.
15:41Anyway, Caroline was just saying that we should get the golf club to commission a sculpture
15:45for it.
15:46It's such a great idea.
15:47Super.
15:48Yeah, my son, Fintan, was learning sculpture in rehab, so I might get him to do it.
15:53Something to keep him occupied.
15:55The devil has made a lot of work for those idle fucking hands.
15:57Excuse my French.
15:59Sorry.
15:59Although, although, a female Irish artist would be so great, you know, in this day and age.
16:04My wife has the soul of an artist.
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:08And your wife parked that part of her life in order to raise your children, and none of us
16:11would be here if she hadn't.
16:13No.
16:28Vincent.
16:28Yes?
16:29Um, would you have a minute to talk to me about something else?
16:34Um, maybe tomorrow?
16:35Is everything okay?
16:36Oh, God, yeah, everything's grand.
16:39I just, I could do with your counsel.
16:42Um, a confidential ear.
16:45Hmm.
16:45Um, would you like a formal confession?
16:47I'm sure that can be conducted in a church.
16:50Oh, nothing like that.
16:51No, no, no.
16:52I was thinking something more along the lines of a chat, you know?
16:57Um, I'll text you, boy.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Tomorrow morning?
17:00Something like that?
17:01Mm-hmm.
17:02Um, bring your vow of silence with you.
17:08Bye-bye.
17:08Bye-bye.
17:10Bye.
17:20Bye-bye.
17:22Bye-bye.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:39Could I help you with something?
17:41Hello?
17:42Hello, I'm Fr. Vincent O'Keefe from Ireland.
17:44I'm officiating at the Burns this weekend.
17:47I'm an old family friend of the Burns.
17:50Hello.
17:51Want me to come and say hello,
17:53and also to offer to make a donation to the church's upkeep,
17:56although I must say it's looking very beautiful.
18:00The women clean the relics.
18:03Children from school sweep the floors.
18:06Nance polish the brass.
18:09I keep it safe.
18:10We are a devoted community.
18:14But we never see the burns here.
18:16As we see the iris falling out of bars,
18:20lying on the beach,
18:22worshipping the sun,
18:24pink like ham.
18:26And now they want to rent this place like it is a nightclub.
18:30It's the same in Ireland, I'm afraid.
18:32And what do you do to discourage that attitude?
18:35Well, I pray.
18:38You pray.
18:39Well, what else can be done?
18:42We have termites.
18:45And the church, termites.
18:48Ah, and how much does it cost to get rid of termites?
18:522,000 euros.
18:56Oh.
18:582,000 euros?
18:59The closest church is 40 miles away.
19:02You can call him.
19:04My phone doesn't allow for overseas telephone calls,
19:06so I...
19:07Here.
19:10It's all right now.
19:12Okay.
19:18Hmm.
19:27Hello?
19:28Jerry, it's Vincent.
19:29I'm with the local priest, Father Sandoval,
19:32and he thinks a fee of 2,000 euro would be suitable for the use of the church this weekend.
19:38Great.
19:39You can tell that raisin-headed cunt exactly where to go with his 2,000 fucking blips.
19:43Jerry, I have the priest here with me,
19:45and, uh,
19:46the church has termites,
19:48and it's a very, very beautiful church,
19:50and they're really struggling with the termite problem.
19:53Ah.
19:55The nearest alternative church is 40 miles away.
19:58And it looks like a supermarket.
20:00The Grand.
20:0118.
20:031,100.
20:0518.
20:0717.
20:12He says a fee of 1,700 is extremely generous.
20:16He's absolutely beaming at that.
20:18Thank you so much.
20:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:20I have to go, I have to go, Vincent.
20:21Okay, yeah.
20:23Massage booked.
20:24Okay, talk to you.
20:24All right, Jerry.
20:25Thanks so much.
20:26Bye.
20:26Bye.
20:31Did you ever think you'd end up being of so little use to everyone?
20:36You did okay.
20:37He's looking at the bigger picture.
20:42Oh, I, uh,
20:44a gift from Ireland.
20:45He'll protect you from fire and hunger.
20:48Although sadly, not termites.
20:50And who will protect you from those lunatics at the resort?
21:18And who will protect you from those lunatics at the resort?
21:20Oh, yeah.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:22Come on.
21:25I'm gonna get more shopping.
21:31Hello.
21:32Welcome back.
21:35Come on.
21:38You made it home safely?
21:40Yes.
21:41You did too, which was more in doubt, perhaps.
21:45Yes.
21:46About that, there was some confusion at the shop.
21:49Something was smashed.
21:50Security thought it was us.
21:51By all accounts, it wasn't.
21:52The lads swear blind.
21:55Actually, who can say what the truth is?
21:57I suppose we'll be using a different shop from now on.
22:00Yes, seems prudent.
22:03I saw the card come at you after he drove off.
22:05Did he give you a hard time?
22:06Uh, no, not a hard time.
22:08But he did make me pay your bill.
22:11You didn't pay?
22:13No.
22:14Oh, that's not good, Roy.
22:17Ran off the market without paying.
22:20I'll get my wallet.
22:21I'm just gonna go back and pay tomorrow, Ava.
22:30Cheers for that.
22:32Wrap me out?
22:34I can't afford a hundred-odd euro.
22:37I can't have my parishioners pay.
22:40I'm, uh, sure they've suffered enough.
22:44Have I done something to upset you?
22:46Yeah, actually.
22:48I know all about priests.
22:50I've had a lot of them, uh, roaming the halls of my school.
22:56I'm sorry for your bad experience.
22:58Yeah, of course you are.
22:59Your, uh, heart's broken, isn't it?
23:03You lads love feeling bad, don't you?
23:06Your, um, your faith breaks you down.
23:09So you think you're nothing.
23:11So you become obsessed with getting clean.
23:14Keeps your noses in the dirt, but...
23:17It's not good in his father.
23:18Feeling bad as a dopamine hit.
23:21You're just a junkie.
23:22Chasing a high.
23:26Here we are.
23:27I already paid him, Ava.
23:29Just now.
23:32Yes, we did.
23:34Have a lovely evening.
23:36Oh, you too, father.
23:43That's going to feel good.
23:46Amazing.
23:47Amazing.
23:48Woo!
23:51Hard, hard, friendly,�ile- Ö
23:54There's animals.
23:56More goat than it is.
24:45Olaa, Los Chikos?
24:47Osana khusus.
24:51My wedding wife.
24:52You have to be here.
24:54Well, you have to be here.
24:54Come to you.
24:54I'm here.
24:55I'm here.
24:57I'm here.
25:02Canary.
25:03Canary.
25:04I miss you!
25:07Honor, sir.
25:08Your Honor to the end of the Garden is a priest.
25:10Don't ask.
25:25Hey, Daddy.
26:09Oh, my God!
26:13Oh, my God!
26:15Oh, my God!
26:15Are you okay?
26:16She was just binned by...
26:18a Portuguese man-of-war or whatever.
26:21Like this giant fucking shellyard.
26:22Okay, I'll find a lifeguard.
26:23There isn't time!
26:24What do you mean? She's going to be okay.
26:26No, what about an anaphylactic shock?
26:28She already has asthma.
26:29I don't think that means anything in this context.
26:32I can't pee on her.
26:33I literally just went like 10 minutes ago, can you?
26:36What?
26:37It's the cure. I saw it on an episode of Friends.
26:39No, I will not do that.
26:41Just wait here.
26:42See, a jellyfish sting.
26:45A medusa?
26:46Yes.
26:53You're Karen Byrne.
26:55How do you know?
26:56I'm, uh...
26:57I'm Father Vincent O'Keeffe.
26:59I'm officiating at your sister Neve's wedding.
27:05Whatever.
27:06I'll leave you to us.
27:31Actually, Father, I was wondering what makes a person good?
27:37Well, that's a...
27:38That's a big question for a young girl on holiday.
27:41Yeah, but like you can give someone money and like things,
27:44but if you're also just a two-faced liar, then aren't you bad?
27:48Well...
27:50We, uh...
27:50We contain...
27:53We contain multitudes.
27:56People themselves aren't good or bad.
27:58Karen, people are people, and they do good and bad things.
28:02Stalin wasn't bad.
28:04Well, there's a scale.
28:06It just feels like the world is full of people who don't care about other people's feelings.
28:10I know the world can seem that way, Karen.
28:13But for the good in people, it's there.
28:17You sure about that?
28:19Yes.
28:21I promise.
28:30You weren't followed, were you?
28:32Seriously?
28:33No, not seriously.
28:40Moolah.
28:41For the Padre.
28:42For the rent of his hall.
28:43I wasn't expecting to have to haggle with the priest.
28:46Nah, you did good.
28:47I'd have paid double.
28:48You would?
28:49Yeah.
28:50That's the real world, Father, you know?
28:52Mocking bullets, flying everywhere.
28:54Although, I am being financially gangbanged this week.
28:58Don't know who's doing what to me.
29:00I know.
29:01I know.
29:02Six ways from Sunday.
29:03So, what did you want to discuss?
29:05Oh, yeah.
29:07Um...
29:07Right.
29:07So, this is...
29:09It's delicate.
29:11Um...
29:12My youngest daughter, Karen, she's 14 years old.
29:15And there's a French girl in exchange with her at all times.
29:19Elodie.
29:20You'll meet them.
29:21Okay.
29:22So, Karen found something on my phone.
29:27Something incompatible with my being a married man.
29:31Yeah?
29:32Okay.
29:33And she's given me an ultimatum.
29:36Like I said, a very, very pious young woman.
29:40What ultimatum?
29:42Okay.
29:43I have until the wedding to tell Sandra about this thing.
29:48Or Karen will.
29:50Out of loyalty.
29:51To her mother.
29:54And this...
29:54Thing.
29:55This thing on your phone.
29:56This thing that's incompatible with you being a married man.
29:59Do we need to go into details?
30:00We do not.
30:01Good.
30:02Because I would rather not...
30:05Do that.
30:08Would you like to pray?
30:10Well, you seem to be struggling with feelings of shame.
30:13And sometimes it can help to ask for help with that.
30:16Um...
30:17Right.
30:18Uh...
30:19Yeah.
30:20Like here.
30:21Yes.
30:22Here.
30:25Okay.
30:26I mean...
30:27Can't harm anything, can it?
30:29In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
30:32Amen.
30:34Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
30:38Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
30:41Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.
30:48And lead us not into temptation, and deliver us from evil. Amen.
30:52Ah.
30:56Yeah.
31:00This thing on your phone.
31:01Ah, no. We said we'd leave that, Father.
31:03You are entitled to an interior life, you know.
31:06Yeah.
31:06And to privacy.
31:08Yeah.
31:08As long as no law of the land has been broken.
31:10And, like, I haven't... I haven't done anything.
31:13Desire is ever-present in all species. Desire unacted upon is common enough.
31:18Yes.
31:18Your vow to your wife is of faith.
31:20Well, that's me. You know? Faithful.
31:23So, do nothing, and I'm grand.
31:27I think that's okay.
31:30Brilliant.
31:32That is...
31:35Ah, cheers, Ben.
31:39All right. I better head back to the club. She'll think I'm dead, or I'll get her hopes up.
31:45I think I'll stay and take in some of this here.
31:48All right.
31:50Do you know what?
31:53I should pray more often.
31:55That's the way I go, Father.
32:24I'm sorry.
32:28Please.
33:37Thanks for calling me.
33:39My phone doesn't allow for overseas calls.
33:42You'll see the withdrawal from the local Canarian bank.
33:45And I'll endeavor to pay it back for my stipend.
33:48It's a stupid, stupid...
33:50Hello?
33:51Hello?
34:02Hermanos, pero no basta con una oración pasiva.
34:07Estamos en guerra.
34:08Y la oración es nuestro arma.
34:14Recordemos lo que dice San Pedro en su primera carta, capÃtulo 5, versÃculo 8.
34:21Sed sobrios y vigilantes.
34:25Vuestro adversario el diablo ronda como león rugiente buscando a quien devorar.
34:30No, dejemos que se los lleve.
34:36Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:39Body of Christ.
34:41Amen.
34:45Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:48Cuerpo de Cristo.
34:52Adelante.
34:55Father?
35:00It's Jerry Byrne's contribution towards your problem with the termites.
35:16Please, say my thanks to Mr. Byrne.
35:19I will.
35:20Did you enjoy mass?
35:22A full house?
35:24Ears cooked?
35:25Heads bowed?
35:26I have my mission.
35:28I may never know it in this life, but I shall be told it in the next.
35:32Just hold your money back.
35:38Father.
35:57Father.
36:01Isn't it?
36:03Care to sit down and have a drink with a housemate?
36:14I, uh, I lost a sum of money earlier at the pier.
36:18You were there.
36:19A sum of money?
36:22It's giving K-lashé.
36:24It's a lot more setting.
36:25I didn't see your money, Father.
36:27Come on, sit down.
36:28I'm buying.
36:29Oh, come on.
36:30I just got here.
36:31Everyone else is asleep.
36:33All of my lonesome.
36:40Are you a beer guy?
36:42Well, maybe more of the blood of Christ.
36:45I'll, uh, I'll have a tea.
36:47A tea, says he.
36:49Okay.
36:51Um, hola.
36:52Uno cup of tea, por favor.
36:55Gracias.
36:58Do you not drink?
36:59Uh, no.
37:01Did you ever?
37:03Yes.
37:05Mm-hmm.
37:07You saw me down at the pier earlier?
37:11Engaged in a bit of nefarious beeswax.
37:13I didn't see anything.
37:14Yes.
37:16Well, just so you know, it's just something recreational.
37:18Something for the house for the week.
37:20Not for you to worry about.
37:22And definitely not for you to talk about.
37:24But I think you're probably way ahead of me there, aren't you?
37:28You've a strange impression of me from where I don't know.
37:31Well, you're an authority figure, Father.
37:34Oh, you think?
37:34When was the last time you consulted a priest about anything important in your life?
37:38Uh, actually, just last year, one of my best girlfriends, she had an abortion.
37:42Sorry.
37:43And I did pray about that.
37:45It was wild.
37:45With a member of the church.
37:48Direct line.
37:51Well, I hope it helped.
37:53Oh, it did.
37:54Yeah, the praying.
37:55It was class.
37:57Who were you praying to?
37:58Yeah, I don't know.
37:59I think I might have been having a breakdown, to be honest.
38:02Do you believe in God?
38:06I believe in something.
38:10Have you ever heard of ayahuasca?
38:13The drug?
38:15Not the drug.
38:16Ayahuasca is like the gateway to spiritual revelations, Father.
38:21I tried it last year, Sayulita, Mexico.
38:27I saw God, Father.
38:30Oh, yeah.
38:31Aren't you lucky?
38:32Yeah, maybe.
38:34He was a horse.
38:35Yes, of course.
38:36I see.
38:37Does that tally with your own findings now, the horse?
38:40I'm a God who is everywhere and not in one place only.
38:46Yeah, so like a talking horse.
38:47Is that cool with you?
38:48Enjoy your holiday.
38:49Are you off already?
38:50I am.
38:51Come on, sit down.
38:52Drink your tea.
38:54I hope it didn't piss you off.
38:55You don't seem serious to me.
38:58What?
38:59I wouldn't.
38:59So why would you be here on holiday?
39:02Do you not believe me about all that ayahuasca?
39:04I didn't mean to offend you, okay?
39:06I'm just...
39:07You're just a little bit bored, okay?
39:08I'm actually a bit stoned, if I'm honest.
39:11I'm like...
39:12They're all asleep.
39:13I've just...
39:14I've no one to talk to, so...
39:16Sit with your thoughts.
39:18Unless, of course, you're worried about what you might find.
39:29You're a small prick.
39:35Uh, so, yeah.
39:37Um, five on the summer plane.
39:39It's a baby.
39:40Go to...
39:41It's a second plan.
39:42Ha!
39:56Great minds.
39:59Oh, actually, I...
40:00I don't drink.
40:02Uh...
40:02I was going to add this to your collection.
40:04Well, come and join us.
40:05It's...
40:05It's been a long day.
40:07Well, you're one of the gang now, Father.
40:10Okay.
40:11Cheers.
40:17Gang, Father Renson is going to join us.
40:21Say hi.
40:22Say hi to everyone.
40:23So, you've got Orla, Claire, Ben, Margot, Aaron, Sinead, Susie, Rory and Cormac.
40:30Hello.
40:37You just missed the bride and groom, Father.
40:39Oh, they were here?
40:40They were.
40:41Went for dinner in town.
40:46So, Father, how do you know the family?
40:51I, uh, I went to school with Jerry Byrne back in the olden days.
40:56You were in school with Mr. Byrne.
40:57Don't believe it.
40:58What was he like?
41:00Oh, he was, uh, he was a scammer.
41:03Oh, of course he was.
41:04He still is.
41:06Ugh!
41:09Ever had an apparition, Father?
41:12I felt the presence of God at points in my journey, yes.
41:16How does it feel?
41:18It feels like love.
41:19Oh, my God.
41:20Ah.
41:23That must be so nice, to know that you're not alone, to feel that something's there.
41:30It's probably a matter of being open to it.
41:33Yeah, I'm just not up for that, though.
41:35Well, you're not up for it or not able for it.
41:37Oh?
41:39Well, that's the life of an artist.
41:42Having an open mind.
41:43You're a DJ.
41:44An artist.
41:45Can't you keep an open mind?
41:46Oh.
41:46I've done ayahuasca, bro.
41:48Oh, you did a drug.
41:49Yay.
41:50What's your point, Cormac?
41:51Oh, my point is, it can be more profound to look into the void than take a drug that paints
41:58over the void with distracting shapes and colours.
42:03Oh.
42:06Sorry.
42:09Glenn, I'm sorry.
42:09Just have another drink.
42:12Cormac.
42:14For a greater percentage of people have faith at the end of their lives.
42:18I know my dad did.
42:20Yes, we go to God when we need him.
42:24Insurance.
42:25Well, it's beguiling to hear that it all meant something in the end.
42:31Even if you suspect it might be a lie.
42:35I'm sure you've made your mark, Father.
42:40We should absolutely do a séance.
42:44No, this is where I leave you.
42:47Is a séance bad?
42:49Sorry.
42:50Is a séance bad?
42:51Is it bad?
42:52I think I'll take a walk.
42:54Good night, all.
42:56Good night, Father.
42:58Good night, Father.
42:59Good night, Father.
42:59Good night, Father.
43:01Good night, Father.
43:02He's so cute.
43:15Cheeky fag.
43:22Nothing like it to make you feel young.
43:26Can you believe nobody knows I smoke?
43:28Karen would murder me.
43:34What do you make of all this manicured green, huh?
43:37I think of thirsty children in Africa.
43:40Of course you do.
43:42Of course you do.
43:44Is there a reason I'm here, Sandra?
43:46It's your job, no?
43:49Well, you could have asked any old priest from your parish in Dublin.
43:57Okay.
44:06Do you remember that big night back when we were all students, you, me, and Gerry?
44:13It was more than one big night, Sandra.
44:15We were camping in Le Hinch, ring a bell.
44:19We'd taken magic mushrooms.
44:22Ones that we'd picked and dried back in Dublin, up in the hills in Rathfarnham.
44:28No, I wasn't there.
44:29No, you weren't there when we picked them, no.
44:31But you were there in Le Hinch when we brewed them up and drank them.
44:35We were laughing like hyenas for a while.
44:38And Gerry and I had a fight about God knows what.
44:42And off he went somewhere.
44:44And I came and found you.
44:48And we were left alone in the dunes, by the tents.
44:53We found some more wine at the bottom of Gerry's sleeping bag.
44:58Like, you knew he'd stashed it there.
45:00Yeah, it was a trick from school.
45:02A trick from school, yeah.
45:04Yeah.
45:06You were talking about giving up your study and getting a job.
45:10Do you remember?
45:11You were having a crisis of faith and doubts about your vocation.
45:20We drank wine from the neck of the bottle.
45:24There on the dunes, the cork pushed down into it by the butt heads of the camping fork.
45:38Then whiskey got somehow.
45:40Yeah, it was mine.
45:41Yours.
45:42Yours.
45:43Yeah.
45:46And we were looking up at the stars.
45:52And then we were kissing.
45:58I feel such remorse about that.
46:02Did I propel you into the priesthood that night, Vincent?
46:06Were you that disgusted by what we did?
46:09I betrayed my friend.
46:11I betrayed Gerry's friendship.
46:12That was a source of shame to me.
46:14It still is.
46:15Well, one thing that did happen is, by God, you found your faith again.
46:19And six weeks...
46:22Yeah, six weeks after that night, Gerry and I got engaged.
46:28Do the math, as they say.
46:31What?
46:36Niamh.
46:50Oh, Jesus Christ.
46:55Yeah.
46:58About two years later, you were ordained, and I think that was because of me, because of us.
47:03You weren't called, Vincent. You ran into the priesthood.
47:23Does Gerry know?
47:24No one knows.
47:25Not even Niamh?
47:26No.
47:28Feels cruel you tell me like this.
47:30I think it's a kindness, because you should be here to witness this,
47:35but you aren't a close enough friend of the family for me to have invited you
47:39without raising some kind of suspicion with Gerry, and this way, you get to be here.
47:44My God, you should have told me!
47:46And what? What? What would you have done?
47:49Would you have sent me to England?
47:53Or would I have made you leave the seminary, you just having reconnected with your God? You were never becoming
47:59a dad, Father. Don't kid yourself!
48:02What do I do now?
48:04What do I do now?
48:07You just need to know that you're her father now, so that you can be consciously present during the ceremony.
48:15What if people find out?
48:17How could they?
48:19I'm telling you, in your capacity as a priest, you have to know how to keep a secret.
48:25I don't know what to say.
48:27Say nothing.
48:37One last thing.
48:39I don't want to feel your judgment this week, because quite honestly, Father Vincent,
48:46my era of giving a toughenny fuck about what people think of me is now over.
49:16Fancy a skinny-dip father?
49:18Girls and boys.
49:19Something for everyone.
49:20Go fuck yourself.
49:27You're the man, you're the man, you're the man, you're the man, you're the man.
49:30You're her father, father, father, father.
49:32No one knows.
49:34Say nothing.
49:35What would you have done?
49:36Be around to the priesthood.
49:38Nothing.
49:39No one knows.
50:03You are never becoming a dad, father.
50:06Don't get yourself.
50:16Like what you should have told me!
50:24I love you all!
50:26I'm in the fucking house!
50:28I'm in the fucking house!
50:30I'm in the fucking house!
51:14I'm in the fucking house!
51:41I'm in the fucking house!
51:42I'm in the fucking house!
51:42I'm in the fucking house!
51:42I'm in the fucking house!
51:42I'm in the fucking house!
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