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00:02I don't know.
00:41To be continued...
01:25Guys, guys, please get up.
01:30Please?
01:32Hello.
01:33Cormac.
01:34Come in, I guess.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:40So much sand.
01:42Ew, Cormac, how do you sleep in this?
01:44It's like a camel's vulva.
01:46It's also as hot as a camel's vulva.
01:48I am imagining.
01:50Someone's after robbing my fucking van.
01:53Where did you go last night after the club?
01:56Nowhere.
01:58You hooked up with someone, didn't you?
02:00What?
02:01No, I didn't.
02:03Oh, my God, you're fucking glad.
02:05I'm sorry, what?
02:08No, basically, I went home after the club last night
02:10because I was feeling sick.
02:11By the beach.
02:13Okay, yeah, I did hook up with someone last night,
02:17actually, on the beach.
02:18Who?
02:19A man, some man.
02:21Does he have a name?
02:22We have to assume, yes.
02:24I don't know how you do that.
02:25Is that not scary?
02:28Is that your first?
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:32Since...
02:33Well, good on you.
02:36For getting back out there.
02:40Is that Felix?
02:43Yeah.
02:45Yeah, he'll be here in an hour.
02:47You seem buzzing.
02:49And how is your downstairs lady sound?
02:52Yeah, fine.
02:54Thanks.
02:55It's...
02:56Mm.
02:57Yeah.
02:59He'll be wrecked from the cycle
03:02and whisking him off to the vineyard for a tour and a tasting.
03:07Or you could just talk to him.
03:09Like one human being to another
03:10in the Western world in the 21st century?
03:13I might try that at the vineyard,
03:15but he's...
03:17squeamish about this kind of thing.
03:19He's squeamish about sex.
03:20No, like...
03:22dirty stuff.
03:24You're not dirty, Ava.
03:26I love that.
03:29I'm like this gaff.
03:30Please, will you get up?
03:31Please, please, please, please, please, help me.
03:33Let's just do it.
03:35It's like trees spotting down there.
03:39No, seriously, we have to get up.
03:40Cormen.
03:42Okay.
03:43Up.
03:43I'm not fucking around.
03:44Yeah.
03:44You gotta get up.
03:47Guys?
03:49Time to wake up.
03:51Ooh, it's the afternoon.
03:54It's time to tidy this place.
04:00Guys, please get up.
04:01Felix will be here soon.
04:02This place is an absolute tip.
04:13Hello there.
04:14Going somewhere?
04:15I've been trying to book a flight home.
04:18I think I booked a car by mistake,
04:20and then when I tried to change that,
04:22they threw me out of the website.
04:23And also I...
04:25I appear to have mislaid my bedroom fan.
04:28It's infernally hot in here.
04:29Where are you going?
04:30I'm...
04:30I'm...
04:31I'm going home.
04:32When?
04:34Today, I hope.
04:36Why?
04:39Do you want to talk about it?
04:40I think it's best for all parties if I just go.
04:44Could you help me with the app?
04:49It's not you.
04:50It's not you.
04:50This app is a disgrace.
04:52It's a wonder the planes don't fall out of the sky.
04:54It's a wonder the way.
04:54It's a wonder the way.
04:59We all make mistakes, father.
05:02Yes.
05:03Yes.
05:03I know that.
05:04It's just that I met Sandra Byrne last night when I was in an awful state.
05:08A really...
05:09A really terrible example, it must be said.
05:12Ah, father.
05:13I wouldn't take anything Sandra said last night to heart.
05:17Look, between you and me, she took, like, a lot of drugs.
05:21What?
05:22Drugs.
05:23Drugs?
05:24Really?
05:25Really.
05:26Yeah.
05:27A lot of people find weddings hard, but people want you here.
05:30Otherwise, they wouldn't have flown you all the way down here.
05:33Well, thank you, but it's more complicated than you know.
05:37It's complicated because you're hungover to fuck.
05:39Do me a favour.
05:40Give it another day.
05:41Today, get yourself well.
05:43Don't drink.
05:45Get a good night's sleep.
05:46In 24 hours, if you still want to leave, I'll help you reset your password and we'll get
05:50you home.
05:59Guys, get up!
06:00It's the afternoon!
06:20Hello, sweetie.
06:21You have a rest?
06:23Will you fuckers help me clean up the stairs?
06:31Yes.
06:32So...
06:32This is where all the fans are.
06:34This dungeon is so hot and dark.
06:37Come on.
06:38We're getting so much trouble if anyone finds out.
06:39No one comes in here.
06:40The people upstairs don't need them.
06:43We're like Formula One, which is not a game.
06:45Wait, did someone say Felix is coming today?
06:47Yes.
06:48Only a five hour cycle today.
06:50It's okay, Felix.
06:51We know you're a man.
06:53No, but are you really excited to have him here?
06:55Yes.
06:56Yeah, buzzing.
06:56Of course.
07:02What is this?
07:03Is everything okay?
07:05Did you say something to Sandra last night?
07:07Well, I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people.
07:10Yeah, but did you say something to Sandra about me?
07:12I don't think so.
07:13No.
07:14Why?
07:14Because Sandra just texted to say that she wants to put in reasonable deadlines based
07:17on previous experiences.
07:19Now, tell me, how would she know about my previous experiences if I didn't tell her?
07:23Do you not think she's talking about her own experiences?
07:25Wait, read it again.
07:26Honestly, I think that's what she means.
07:29No, Margot, because there's more and she's clearly referring to me.
07:33What did you say?
07:35I asked her to give you help, Claire.
07:37I did it for you.
07:39You trashed my reputation with a potential investor and you did it for me.
07:42You need to work with people who know what you need.
07:45No, I did it with good intentions.
07:47Sandra understands.
07:49She understood.
07:52Where are you going?
07:52I'm going to sleep somewhere else.
07:55You threw me under the bus because you are jealous and you have fuck all going on in your own
07:59life.
08:00Claire.
08:01I'm sick of being held back by you.
08:03Honestly, just stay the fuck out of my life.
08:12I said it out a lot.
08:13I know, I know you did.
08:16Come upstairs.
08:17Please.
08:17No.
08:18You're not going to help me.
08:18You're not going to sleep.
08:23Can I have my chocolate?
08:24Can I have my chocolate, please?
08:25Sorry, Ava.
08:26Can I please have my chocolate?
08:27Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:31Sorry, Ava.
08:32You don't at all.
08:34It's still fine.
08:39Fuck.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:42The information.
08:43I can't stress that enough.
08:44I had no idea synchronized food was this hard.
08:46When did we get a little break?
08:48Now I know how the Chinese Olympics did that earlier.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:51Yo.
08:53Woo.
08:54Hi.
08:55Oh my God.
08:56Can I get you guys anything?
08:57Do you need like, I don't know, a cocktail or like a foot rub or anything?
09:00It's your holiday.
09:01Look, don't, like, don't let me disturb you.
09:03Beans on toast, please.
09:04Can I get three slices of that Iberico jamon?
09:07She's so nice.
09:08She's on holidays and she's still doing stuff for us.
09:12Thanks.
09:14What's up, Walker?
09:15Suspension.
09:16Yeah, his carburetor was upside down.
09:18I was like, mate, your carburetor alternator is...
09:21Oh, here he is now.
09:22Look.
09:23Steven Roach up in this bitch.
09:25How you getting on?
09:26Chris Holmes.
09:28Yeah, yeah.
09:28Hello, guys.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Did you win your race, Brian?
09:31No, it wasn't a race.
09:33How long have you been on the bike for?
09:35It's a total of 15 hours of cycling from north to south.
09:38It started to the near Punta del Hidalgo and then Tachina, Bajamar and then more south from there.
09:47Riveting.
09:48Hell of a cycle also.
09:49What a great story, bro.
09:51Have you ever heard of cars?
09:52Yeah, here.
09:52How's your arse?
09:53I'd say it's in ribbons, is it?
09:54Give us a look there, will you?
09:55Oh, God.
10:01Missed you.
10:01So, I booked us a tour of a great local vineyard today.
10:05Uh, um...
10:06The man is after cycling from the other side of the island.
10:09Yeah, I'd, um...
10:10I'd really like a shower.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah, I mean later on.
10:14Okay, I'll show you to our room.
10:16Yes.
10:17All right.
10:17Okay.
10:19Um, do you have any calc for my chasing?
10:22Yeah, I'm sure I have something in the bag.
10:24For sure.
10:24Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:40Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:44Ah!
10:44I've got to run this list out to the guys, real quick.
10:47What, now?
10:48Yeah, we're having a big welcome dinner for you tonight.
10:51Special guest.
10:53Your license might be highlighted.
10:55Say one shot.
10:56One shot.
10:57Okay, gang.
10:58So, I'm gonna do all the cooking and the cleaning.
11:01Yeah, I just need you guys to do the shopping while we're gone and clean up the patio area
11:04in the pool.
11:05What?
11:06What about the Huns of Navarone?
11:07What are they doing?
11:09Um, okay.
11:09Here's a list for the shopping all allergies accounted for.
11:12Leave it right there, Avid.
11:14You know what?
11:14And actually just consider it done.
11:16All right?
11:17Guys, I'm gonna get some really nice wine for dinner tonight, okay?
11:20Why?
11:20Yeah.
11:20I thought we could dress up.
11:22Avid.
11:23Make it civilized, you know.
11:25Bueno.
11:25Maybe not be catastrophically high and drooling for once.
11:29Yeah?
11:30I am so tempted to pull you into a pool right now.
11:33Okay.
11:34Jump.
11:36Get her!
11:38Can someone get the coals?
11:40Can you move the coals whenever you get a chance?
11:42Yes, Mum.
11:44Love you, Ava.
11:55Really?
11:57Yeah, really.
11:58I'm not sharing a room with that treacherous bitch.
12:07Oh, just leave it.
12:08I'll put that on.
12:09It's just a wool wash.
12:19Okay, are we ready to go?
12:22Hi.
12:23Hi.
12:24How are you?
12:25Yeah.
12:26So good, how are you?
12:29Very well.
12:30Come here.
12:33The hour's on the way.
12:34Really?
12:35What?
12:35You've called it already?
12:37I did.
12:38Your other bag is by the wardrobe.
12:40Okay.
12:40All right.
12:41And...
12:42Your suit for the wedding is hanging, too.
13:01You know, erm...
13:03I did a lot of thinking about us on the cycle.
13:08Really?
13:10Yeah, next steps.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Next steps.
13:13You know, me in London and you in Dublin, all those flights back and forth, you know.
13:22I think it's time we did something about that.
13:26You know, the Dublin office is off and running now and, erm...
13:31Well, I just...
13:34I...
13:35Really...
13:37Think...
13:38That you need to come to London and move in with me.
13:44Well, what about my life?
13:45My job?
13:48Well, you can just quit it.
13:52I need to think about that one.
13:57There is something I wanted to talk to you about, though.
14:00While we're getting real about things and putting things on the table.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Erm...
14:07Well, it's just that...
14:08Yo!
14:08There she is!
14:09The Irish Mermaid!
14:11Oh, yeah!
14:12Hi!
14:13Yeah!
14:14This is Felix, my boyfriend.
14:17Erm...
14:17Felix, this...
14:18This is...
14:19This is...
14:20Stuart?
14:21Stuart, right?
14:22Yeah.
14:22And this is Molly.
14:23Mandy.
14:24Well, we won't fall out over that.
14:26How's Felix?
14:28Erm...
14:29Oh, hey, I've got something for you.
14:30Er...
14:30New supply.
14:31Erm...
14:32No, that's...
14:32Sorry, no, that's...
14:33That's okay.
14:34I'm not interested, as you know.
14:35No, it's in here somewhere.
14:36Unless it fell out when we were shagging in the disables.
14:39A few glasses of wine makes me such a randy old goat.
14:42Ha!
14:42Here it is.
14:43Have a go on this.
14:44Now, it's not as oily as the last one, but it's got a pretty smooth smoke to it.
14:48Rock and brown.
14:50And the offer to go to Maspaloma still stands, by the way.
14:53Big gang of us heading over to the nudie beach tomorrow.
14:56Come with.
14:57Both of you.
14:57More the merrier.
14:58You've got my number.
14:59Thank you, sir.
15:00Thank you very much.
15:02So much.
15:03Bye.
15:14What in the name of Risen Christ was that?
15:21What do you mean?
15:23Oh, I don't know what I mean.
15:24Aside from the fact that a louche London vagabond, who seemingly has your phone number, just
15:31gave you a slab of drugs.
15:34Silly me for asking.
15:36Me and Cormac met him on the beach.
15:38He's a harmless guy.
15:40Did he just say they had sex in the disabled toilet?
15:43I think so.
15:45That is disgusting.
15:48Why?
15:51Why?
16:00It's quite cloudy.
16:02Has it gone off?
16:04Yeah.
16:05Is this skin contact?
16:10Mmm.
16:12Mmm, we should buy a few bottles of this.
16:14Oh, it tastes like fucking meat.
16:17Um, where is the bathroom?
16:23Over there.
16:25Yes, over there.
16:27Bye.
16:32Can I get a full glass of this?
16:35Like now, I'll pay for it now, just a drink.
16:38Of course, come here.
16:41Colors.
16:42Colors.
16:44Very kind of fresh philosophical.
16:48Yeah, thank you.
16:54Love that.
16:56Love that one.
16:56I love that one.
16:58Love that measure.
16:59That's a glass of wine.
17:12Skin contact?
17:15No.
17:18Why not?
17:19Spontaneous.
17:20You always say we should have more adventurous sex.
17:23Not here.
17:24Not now.
17:25Or would you prefer it in the ladies or the men's?
17:29Nope.
17:31No.
17:35Okay, well, I'm trying, Ava.
17:37Well, she's always calling me a germophobe.
17:39I'm trying to be more earthy for you.
17:40Yeah, let's just go home.
17:41I've paid for the wine.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Sorry.
17:45Hola, buenas.
17:49It's hard for me, as an Englishman, among all of you, but both my parents are from Wales,
17:55so essentially I'm a Celt.
17:58I know you are a Celt, but it doesn't matter either way.
18:03But have you told the lads at the villa that I'm a Celt?
18:07Don't think I have told them that you are a Celt, no.
18:10Why not?
18:10Because it doesn't matter to them either.
18:13But I feel like it does.
18:15I really am making an effort, Ava.
18:17You know, I make such an effort with them, too.
18:18I cheer for Ireland all the time when England get knocked out, but...
18:24But you never cheer for us when we get knocked out, and I...
18:28I don't understand that.
18:29I don't understand why it's different.
18:32Oh, still no signal.
18:33Fucking Spain!
18:35I told you we should have just let them book us an Uber at the vineyard.
18:38Hey, but they wanted us to leave.
18:41Listen, we went past the bus stop when we were on our way off.
18:43I remember it.
18:49You know, erm...
18:51You know the chafing that I mentioned?
18:53Erm, I actually think it's fungal.
18:55Er, can you check when we get back, please?
18:58OK.
18:59I think it's cancelled.
19:01Oh, Christ!
19:23Er...
19:34what are you doing
19:36give me your shoe
19:37what Ava
19:39I need liquids
19:41is that not for dinner
19:42why do you need a shoe
19:45I need liquids okay
19:49it's an old sailor's trick
19:50my dad talking
19:52Ava are you dehydrated
19:57you don't want wine
19:58you want electrolytes
19:59which we don't have here
20:01that wine is only going to make you thirstier
20:04long term
20:04and this is what I've been getting at
20:06you need to be thinking long term more
20:10is it working
20:11yeah yeah the cork is moving
20:13yeah come on girl
20:14come on
20:18oh fuck
20:19fuck fuck fuck
20:20Ava
20:24sopping wet
20:35car car car car car car car car car
20:39hide hide
20:40hide hide
20:41why
20:42they won't stop for a man or a woman
20:44they'll stop for a woman alone
20:44oh fucker
20:52has he stopped it
20:53yes
20:57right
20:58okay
20:58do you know
20:58and that is fabulous.
21:00So, um, um,
21:03uh, dermatologists
21:04in a big space in the firm
21:06software company used by all
21:08homes again to show
21:09how that sector, uh,
21:115-10-4 in the avenue
21:137-7-5 million, but
21:15it's a company that hasn't been
21:17possible to comply.
21:18Hello! Good morning!
21:22...
21:22...
21:40Thanks so much for the lift, guys.
21:42Hey, Cormac. Hi, Felix. Welcome to Spain.
21:44Thank you. Felix, this is
21:46Jerry Byrne, the father of the bride.
21:48Oh! Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Felix
21:50Alkin. I'm Ava's boyfriend. Hi, Felix.
21:52Fellow Celt, by the way.
21:54Ooh, that AC is so good.
21:56I thought we were gonna be stuck on the side of the road
21:58forever, just, like, until we died.
22:01Where were you guys earlier?
22:02We were playing golf.
22:04You played golf?
22:06I didn't know. We should play sometime.
22:08What's your handicap? My handicap?
22:10Well, I usually
22:12get quite tired with all the walking. He's half 18.
22:14Not bad. Which course
22:16were we playing at? I should've
22:18brought my clubs. But I, well, I cycled
22:20down from the north, so it was either the clubs
22:22or the bike, you know. Whatever Sophie's
22:23choice, but, uh, the views were stunning on the ride.
22:26Bit like the Peak District, but, uh,
22:29brown.
22:29Oh, no.
22:35By the way, I was looking for my AirPods
22:37when the car pulled up. Like, when I was
22:39down there, out of view for a minute,
22:41I was looking over. My AirPods.
22:51Hi, Mr. Bowen.
22:53It's Mr. Bowen. Mr. Bowen.
22:55How long you know him? You call him Jerry. You're not
22:57a child.
22:59Babe, um, uh,
23:01what are we gonna do about this?
23:02And can you give me and Cormac just one second, my love?
23:04It's kinda time-sensitive, though, isn't it?
23:06These are my wedding shoes.
23:07Yeah, I'll be up to you in literally two minutes.
23:09It's bicarbonate of soda or white wine.
23:14Fine.
23:16Oh, it's hot.
23:19Ow! Fucking hate wine!
23:23What?
23:24No.
23:26What?
23:27Don't what me, Cormac.
23:29I don't know what you're insinuating, but I don't love your town.
23:31You've taken up golf?
23:32No, I was sightseeing,
23:35and I thumbed the lift and it was Jerry.
23:37Cool.
23:38Hey, can I see your AirPods a minute?
23:44Thou shalt not covet
23:46Niamh's fucking dad, Cormac.
23:50I'm so bad.
23:51No, this is not a joke. This is Neve's wedding.
23:53Okay, whoa, didn't realize you were such a homophobe.
23:56Do not play that fucking card with me.
23:57No, it's not a card.
23:58Ethical non-monogamy is a real thing.
24:01A real life choice.
24:02Okay, but does Sandra know?
24:03Because isn't that where the ethical part comes in?
24:05I think Sandra knows. Yeah, she gave me a bangle.
24:08Cormac, please don't be insane.
24:09Sandra doesn't fucking know.
24:12Women aren't these iconic figures drifting around
24:15and not giving a shit that someone is fucking their husbands
24:17and they don't hand out bangles to people to say congrats.
24:21And what about Neve and Jerry's 14-year-old daughter?
24:24What happens in other people's relationships is none of our business.
24:27You shouldn't have that.
24:27You're a potential homewrecker.
24:28That home is already wrecked.
24:30Ava, do I mix the white wine with the bicarbonate of soda?
24:35I'll be up in a minute.
24:35Yeah, but the shoe is already drying.
24:38I'll be up in a minute.
24:39I think I'm gonna go equal parts of both.
24:41I'll be up in a minute!
24:44Alright.
24:45Listen to me.
24:46I am not the first man to be with Jerry Byrne
24:48and I sure as hell won't be the last.
24:52Besides, if it wasn't me, you'll be somebody else.
24:54And I didn't even know it was Neve's dad when it first happened.
24:57It was just some stranger and now I'm in it.
24:58Well, you need to get out of it.
25:01I think you're doing this out of trauma.
25:04Married, unavailable man.
25:05Does this not feel like ten years ago?
25:06You did the work.
25:07And now you're back here looking for safety in daddy's arms.
25:11I know.
25:13I know it's bad, but I can't help myself.
25:17And you'll be glad to hear I do.
25:19I do feel like absolute shit.
25:21This is self-harm, Cormac.
25:24Believe me, and the only way to stop feeling like shit
25:27is to bin him.
25:29What's the alternative?
25:31If I tell you, you'll laugh.
25:33I won't.
25:36I was going to try to fuck my way
25:41to the other side of it.
25:45You were trying to fuck your way
25:48to the other side of this
25:49during this man's own daughter's wedding.
25:53Why do I have to make all the decisions here?
25:55He's in it too.
25:56Oh, don't play the fucking thing.
25:57Timur, you have all the power.
25:58No, I don't.
25:59He's fifty-something.
26:00You have nothing to lose
26:01and he's clearly gone now.
26:02I'm so dehydrated.
26:04End it.
26:04Okay.
26:05This is people's lives.
26:09Fine.
26:09I'll end it.
26:10Do.
26:10Stop, stop, stop, stop...
26:23No, for you, Stephen.
26:24...You're best choice.
26:26fix me for it.
26:27Use your best pill.
26:28Have you guys...
26:29Has anyone done shopping?
26:32and shopping no clue what do you think because i can't get a read
26:46the huns migrate to a woman in pain
26:52you haven't fixed things with claire yet no she'll go down she's an artist you know she's like
27:01would you apologize first apologize trying to help her yeah i'm a tiny bit worried i'll be totally
27:07fucking insincere okay aaron ready um did you do the shopping uh i can't drive and my debit card
27:21gots a client i'll go if someone gives me a lift and glends me money okay could you i don't
27:28know
27:28maybe do you think could you ask maybe like glenn and rory yeah yeah yeah yeah ask glenn rory yeah
27:35huge show huge show can someone move the calls i'm on it
27:44hi hi you want to sit down thank you are you okay yeah i'm grand me and the girls are
27:53having the
27:53absolute crack here yeah um i was i was thinking i feel like there's loads of ways that sandra could
28:02have found out you know she could have you could have told her or she could have found one of
28:06your
28:06references margo's really sorry she as good as told me she's embarrassed you don't have to fix it
28:18that's on margo that's on margo babe your shoulder's going really ready is it again oh my god
28:29hey
28:30hey
28:55hey
28:57hey
29:45Is everything okay?
29:50I feel like we're not close anymore.
29:53My hand is currently on your dick.
29:54That's pretty close.
29:55Like, not all that stuff.
29:59But you drop everything to hang out with Cormac.
30:03He always gets probably to do it for me.
30:06He's going through a lot.
30:08Fucking hell.
30:09He's always going through a lot over...
30:13about me.
30:15The things that I'm going through.
30:16What are you going through?
30:23I don't know.
30:26Do you love me?
30:28I love you.
30:29Of course I do.
30:33Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:35I don't know.
30:37I don't know.
30:49I don't know.
31:12Oh, um, you just missed Niamh and Derek.
31:18Has anyone gone shopping?
31:36Cormac?
31:37It's me.
31:38Will you help me?
31:42I did it.
31:43Happy now.
31:45Why would I be happy?
31:48Honestly, my love, I think it's for the best.
31:50Cormac?
31:51Yes?
31:52Did you hear me asking for help?
31:53I did.
31:54Good.
31:55Okay.
31:55The shop will be closing soon.
32:00Do you need help?
32:03I grew up in a house full of brothers, girl, weaponizing their incompetence against you all day and night.
32:10I get it.
32:15Some help will be great.
32:16Thanks.
32:17Right.
32:18Come on, then.
32:26Please, please, don't be closed.
32:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:31No, it's still open.
32:32Should be grand.
32:39Okay.
32:41Perfect.
32:43Barbecue with no meat.
32:46Well, I saw some lovely chicken calves back there and I can do up a big old blue cheese salad
32:53situation.
32:54It's hardly a welcome to town barbecue without meat, though, is it?
32:58Okay, well, your fellow's just going to be delighted to see you.
33:00Don't worry about the perfect dinner.
33:08Oh, hi.
33:09Hi.
33:11Yes, we're having Niamh and Derek over for dinner in the fridges there.
33:16Actually, Elodie, would you mind running off and getting some jibang?
33:21Jibang?
33:23Jibang?
33:24Bread.
33:25Bread?
33:26Yeah.
33:31So, listen, about last night, I may have overdone it just a little.
33:36We all did.
33:36That's what ends are for.
33:38Oh, well, you can tell that to Karen.
33:39She's been making my life a misery all day.
33:41Well, she's happy out by the pool.
33:43We don't mind having her around.
33:45Actually, could you do me a favor?
33:46Could you tell her what a nightmare boarding school is?
33:50Because she won't believe me.
33:51Happy to.
33:52Yeah, I was sent there as punishment.
33:53Well, could you tell her that and then send her home?
33:56She's left me with the coy little yolk on my head pounding.
34:02Onions.
34:03Onions.
34:05We need onions.
34:08Leila.
34:08Hmm.
34:09You, uh, you seem preoccupied.
34:11Yeah, the meat counter's closed.
34:14No, I'm not just talking about that.
34:16Or I'm not just talking about now.
34:21Oh, sorry.
34:22No, yeah.
34:22Yes.
34:23I'm sorry.
34:24I'm fine.
34:26Because, um...
34:27Yeah.
34:28You know, no one will ever give you the answer.
34:32The answer to what?
34:34The answer to anything.
34:37I think you think that, you know, someday you'll reach an age where, you know, everything becomes
34:43clear.
34:43You know, what to do.
34:45Who to love.
34:46But it won't.
34:47You know, it just won't.
34:50You know, all of us grown-ups, we're just groping along in the dark.
34:53So, go with your gut.
34:55Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it's saying, but I know you do.
35:03Yes, good girl.
35:06Into le trolley.
35:08Off we go.
35:28I know just what we need.
35:39What?
35:43What?
35:44Nothing.
35:47Always reminds me of my mom.
35:50She used to have it in the five-disc CD changer in the car, on the school run.
35:56Wore it out.
36:00Smoking a fog out the window.
36:02Seatbelt half on.
36:05Lovely.
36:05It's only a woman, it's only a woman, it's only a woman's heart can go.
36:18My heart is low, yes, my heart is so low, it's only a woman's heart can be.
36:33It's only a woman's heart can be.
36:53Thank you so much, guys.
37:09Ava, did you get a fuck?
37:12Could you guys maybe go and start up the barbecue?
37:15Yeah, and if the other one could just tidy up the table, that'd be great.
37:20Thanks.
37:25Oh, guys, look at this.
37:30Where's the meat, guys?
37:32The butcher counter was closed by the time we got there.
37:35What are we going to eat?
37:36Is that like chicken Kiev?
37:38Yes, Aaron.
37:39We're going to have to put that in the oven of the breadcrumbs, you know, because of the food poisoning.
37:43That's just going to break right off, no problem.
37:45And then you're basically just barbecuing your bread.
37:48Those tomatoes look fucking quago, though.
37:50Thank you so, so much, Ava.
37:51It'd be good dice, I think, more so.
37:59We genuinely have no vodka.
38:02I don't know, Glenn.
38:03Did you buy some?
38:04Glenn, honey, can you set the table for us?
38:08I don't know where all the little stuff is.
38:10What's that?
38:12Whoa!
38:13Guys, I think I'm going to eat in my room.
38:19Uh, what room, Claire?
38:23Claire, you're not eating on a lilo on the floor of a laundry cupboard.
38:27You haven't spoken to Margot, no?
38:29Could you maybe talk to her?
38:30I feel like you could just apologise or something.
38:31Could you say that you were hungover and that maybe you overreacted or something?
38:34I'm not lying to make you feel good at dinner.
38:36I'm sorry, Ava.
38:43Okay.
38:44Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:48Okay.
38:49Okay, team!
38:50I want to see everybody outside, and in 20 minutes, everybody fully dressed, smiling and sober, please!
39:04Just go.
39:06Those chicken keos.
39:18Sláinte!
39:20Good man, Felix.
39:21Sláinte!
39:22Sláinte!
39:24Sláinte!
39:26Sláinte!
39:27Sláinte!
39:31Sláinte!
39:41Sláinte!
39:43He's been here all day, we haven't seen him all day.
39:44No, I saw him.
39:45He was going into town, to mass.
39:47There's a priest here?
39:48Yeah.
39:49Is that like an Irish custom?
39:51You bring a priest on holiday?
39:52No.
39:53No.
39:54He's not gone to mass.
39:55He's gone to an AA meeting.
39:56Really?
39:58That man is not an alcoholic.
40:00He's at best, a median Irish drinker.
40:03A.K.A.
40:04An alcoholic.
40:05That's what I said to him, when he asked me to join him at an AA meeting.
40:09What?
40:10Yeah.
40:11Well, let's hear the conversation I had with him earlier on.
40:13He thinks everyone should be forgiven for everything, right?
40:16Pretty convenient for a group of serial paedophiles.
40:19And then, oh, get this.
40:20He asked me, was I in pain?
40:27Huh.
40:29Do you know what make that fucking priest so happy?
40:33If someone murdered him.
40:35Oh.
40:36Oh, seriously, though.
40:37Imagine how much he'd love that.
40:38Sitting up in heaven.
40:40Looking down on his body floating in that pool.
40:42Dead.
40:47A priest allowed drink.
40:49Yes.
40:51I think he just got too drunk on the first night.
40:54Good for him for taking care of himself.
40:56Yes.
40:56Totally his business.
40:58Yeah.
40:59It's the fucking worst when you have any kind of vocation and people meddle in your business.
41:05Yeah.
41:05I do think, though, that if you apologise, then it's really nice when people accept the apology.
41:12You can't really just click your fingers and absolve yourself with an apology, so.
41:17That's true.
41:18I mean, sometimes people have a lot to apologise for.
41:22It's really easy to tell people what to do.
41:24A lot of people around this table should be going to AA.
41:27A lot of people around this table should be going to confession.
41:29Honestly, though, there's nothing worse when people don't understand your culture and judging.
41:34I thought you were over this business, Claire.
41:35I was told you'd put it to bed.
41:37Who told you that?
41:38Ava.
41:41How could I have put it to bed when you fully admitted to having told Sandra?
41:44I did.
41:46Isn't that right, Ava?
41:47Now, I think what happened is that you apologised to Ava for being a fucking psychomatic bitch.
41:52I did!
41:53Wow!
41:54Guys, everyone has to go easy on Ava, please.
41:57Yeah, she's under a lot of stress.
42:00Thanks.
42:02Are you?
42:03I didn't know that.
42:04What stress are you under?
42:06You can't tell?
42:07Well, I mean, she didn't tell you.
42:08Tell me...
42:09Tell me what?
42:10What didn't you tell me?
42:11Nothing.
42:12No, no, no, no.
42:14Nothing, my love.
42:14What happened you told me?
42:15It's not a big deal.
42:17Felix, people make such a fuss about this stuff, and that's the biggest problem with it.
42:20The stigma.
42:22Stigma?
42:23Stigma...
42:24Well, hang on.
42:25The stigma of what?
42:27We are not talking about this right now.
42:28What?
42:29What are we not talking about?
42:30Nothing.
42:31We ain't talking about nothing.
42:33I mean, I've had herpes, Clarif, so maybe eight times can I have the salad, please?
42:37Yeah, it's fine.
42:38Herpes is fine.
42:38It's no huge deal, Ava.
42:40You shouldn't be embarrassed.
42:41Same as crabs.
42:42When you find out crabs isn't just a term, it's actually tiny little crabs crawling all over your body, you
42:46know, and that's fine.
42:48Before you know it, you're at your niece's communion, and everyone's looking at you because you're scratching the fucking life
42:52out of your crotch.
42:53And then, before you know it, again, you're sitting at the table having a meal, and your aunt is looking
42:58at you,
42:58and she's convinced that what she's wearing is turning you on.
43:00It's not turning you on.
43:01Your dad sits you down, and he's like, what's going on with you and your aunt, Laureen?
43:06He's like, that's my sister.
43:08She's my sister.
43:19Do you have an STI, and you didn't tell me about it?
43:20It's no big deal.
43:21Felix?
43:22Yeah.
43:23Herpes is nothing.
43:24But if you get syphilis, you have to get this jab.
43:26It goes on your ass, and the needle of that is like a foot long.
43:30It's a big jab.
43:30Wait, wait.
43:31How exactly do you get syphilis?
43:33Okay, when the man loves a lady very much, he gets a little excited.
43:37Oh, my God, I don't have syphilis.
43:38Can we just stop with this chat at the dinner table, please?
43:42But you do have herpes.
43:44So how did you get that?
43:46Maybe she got it from you, bro.
43:48Everyone has herpes.
43:49Everyone has had sex with, like, more than one person.
43:52Hmm.
43:54Yeah, so everyone at this villa.
43:56Well, except maybe the priest.
43:57Are you sure about that?
43:58Herpes can be dormant for a very long time.
44:00And flare-ups happen when you're under stress, so...
44:03Ava, I'm just...
44:04Weddings are very stressful for women.
44:06You guys just don't get it.
44:07Ah.
44:09Preach.
44:12So you do have herpes?
44:15What?
44:15And you just...
44:16You never told me about it?
44:17I was going to.
44:20You know what?
44:22I always knew you were lying about your body count.
44:26My wife...
44:28What did you just say?
44:30Don't start slow shaming Felix, it's a pretty horrible thing to do.
44:32Hey, calm out.
44:33Do you think you could just shut the fuck up for one minute?
44:37Yeah, it's mad, but whenever you're around, why is it that I feel like I'm in a fucking three-way
44:40relationship with you?
44:42Not my time, babe.
44:42No, seriously, though.
44:43I feel like you're having a fucking emotional affair with my girlfriend, and I'm fucking out of it!
44:49Just...
44:50Felix!
44:51It's all happening.
44:52Felix, come on.
44:55Oh, my God.
44:56Oh, Jesus.
44:57Are you okay?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Yeah.
45:00Yeah.
45:02Don't talk to me, please.
45:05It's okay.
45:05No, that's broken.
45:07Ava, honey, stay still.
45:08Oh, God, did nobody move those calls?
45:10You know what?
45:11I'll go right ahead and move those for you right now.
45:13No problem at all.
45:14I'll provide some more.
45:15It's the world of love.
45:16These calls are actually surprising.
45:19Ava.
45:25Who can tell me what it takes to get into heaven?
45:36I don't know.
45:50I don't know.
45:52I don't know.
45:53I don't know.
45:54The priest in the corridor.
45:55We had a chat and I told him what happened.
45:58He wanted to come in and say a prayer for you.
45:59And I thought since you are Irish, it would be a good idea.
46:02You know I'm not Catholic, Felix.
46:06Every little helps, no.
46:07The decadence of young people.
46:10The decadence of the Irish.
46:12It is a perfect storm.
46:13I'm praying for the storm clouds to pass.
46:18I'm fine, Father, thank you.
46:19It's hard not to think that this wedding is cursed.
46:22What? Why would you say that?
46:24It's what I feel.
46:26Okay, great. Can you leave us alone, please?
46:29I must help.
46:31Yes, I'll see you later, yes.
46:33Oh.
46:39Your arm's set.
46:41Everything's okay.
46:42We can go home in an hour.
46:44Felix, I want to...
46:47I want to apologise for today.
46:49Today was...
46:49It was really difficult for me.
46:51I guess I just...
46:53I find wedding so tricky.
46:55Honestly, I was trying to make things easy for you.
46:58That was you trying to make things easy for me.
47:02The doctor told me that you'd said to him that you'd taken drugs.
47:05I smoked a tiny bit of a joint.
47:08That has nothing to do with what happened.
47:10The bag of barbecue coals was just...
47:12I asked you not to take drugs.
47:14I asked you not to drink.
47:16I mean, look at you, Ava.
47:17There's no way to live your life.
47:19Your friend group is absolutely toxic.
47:22One hundred percent of them are bad influences.
47:24Drug addicted.
47:25Alcoholic.
47:26Zero responsibility.
47:28Just hedonistic.
47:31Death wish people.
47:33Look, you have to change.
47:35Make some adult decisions so you can stop floundering with your loser friends.
47:40And while we're at it, I have to ask...
47:43Precisely, what the fuck is going on with you and Cormac?
47:48Cormac doesn't own AirPods.
47:51So?
47:51He doesn't play golf, Felix.
47:57The father of the bride.
48:01That is just...
48:06Beyond the...
48:07The beyond.
48:13Tonight, we'll stay at the house because it's too late to change.
48:16But from tomorrow, I've booked us a nice room over at the Golf Course Hotel.
48:20Okay.
48:21You know, it'll be good to get away and be in a nice, healthy environment.
48:24And when the wedding comes around, you'll be feeling good again.
48:27Okay.
48:27All right?
48:29Okay.
48:32And I was like, this is the same.
48:34What did I have to do with the same experience?
48:36What the first time?
48:37They're home.
48:37Oh, she's here.
48:39Hey, are you all right?
48:40I'm going to go to bed, guys.
48:41Poor thing.
48:42I'm mending.
48:43Good night.
48:44Good night, everyone.
48:45Does she want my thonic?
48:45Guys, can we just talk about this?
48:46Yeah, honestly, Cormac, we're tired.
48:48We're just going to go to bed and I think you've done enough.
48:49All right, just leave it, mate.
49:06Hey, mate.
49:07Ava.
49:10I heard about you.
49:11Are you okay?
49:13Yeah, I'm fine, Father.
49:14I just have her peace.
49:15I mean, I slept.
49:18Are you sure you're okay?
49:21Yeah.
49:23Are you okay?
49:24How was your day?
49:25It was, uh...
49:26It was good.
49:27I...
49:28I did some thinking, some repenting.
49:31I'll still sleep on it like you suggested, but I...
49:33I do feel better.
49:35Good.
49:37I'm happy to hear that.
49:41And...
49:42And I know it might not look like it, but I'm trying so hard to be a good person.
49:53I think you're doing great.
49:55Ava, Betty Buys.
49:59I better go.
50:02Ava.
50:07You do a lot of things for a lot of people.
50:11So remember to be kind to yourself.
50:13Ava.
50:17Ava.
50:25Ava.
50:29Ava.
50:31Ava.
50:32Ava.
50:37Ava.
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