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Pluto 2012
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00:00:02Of a man who had true dedication, I'm honored, still, to remember Ted Strauss and commemorate
00:00:15his generosity, his strength, and his loyalty to his family and friends.
00:00:24We lost him tragically.
00:00:26Excuse me.
00:00:26Get me a water, sugar.
00:00:28But he will never be forgotten, as we re-named the East Wing Ballroom, Theodore Thomas.
00:00:36I swear to God, if that guy touches my ass one more time, I'm gonna freak!
00:00:39Which guy?
00:00:40That guy.
00:00:41That old guy over there with the shakes.
00:00:42Oh.
00:00:43The guy who invented the wheel?
00:00:46I think he asked me to go to a civil war re-accident later.
00:00:49Are you kidding me?
00:00:50Are you serious?
00:00:51Yeah.
00:00:51I'm pretty excited about him.
00:00:52Are you seeing these vegetables?
00:00:56Oh, fuck Mr. Mahoon.
00:00:57He couldn't get his own water.
00:00:58I think he's having a more attack on the street.
00:01:00I'm sorry.
00:01:01I'm sorry.
00:01:02Excuse me.
00:01:02Get out of the way.
00:01:03I'm CPR certified.
00:01:04Get out of the way.
00:01:07Get out of the way.
00:01:08Showtime.
00:01:08We'll be right back to Matt.
00:01:10Thanks for tuning in.
00:01:11I'll be right back.
00:01:17Bye!
00:01:18Bye!
00:01:22Bye!
00:01:27Bye!
00:01:29Bye, I'll see you, next time!
00:03:22It was mortifying, doctor.
00:03:25Yes, I can imagine.
00:03:26Well, I couldn't have.
00:03:28He's been doing this for some time, but never in front of me.
00:03:31And that's why you called me now?
00:03:33He crossed a line.
00:03:35These are my friends.
00:03:37These were my husband's friends.
00:03:39I understand he passed away.
00:03:41Three years ago, drowned himself.
00:03:44It was terrible, but it's time to move on.
00:03:50Were he and Paul close?
00:03:51No, they never got along.
00:03:53No one was really close to that man, not even me.
00:03:57Look, I don't know what this is all about.
00:04:00I just need you to make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:04:03At least not near my club.
00:04:05Of course, I'll do everything I can.
00:04:07Thank you, doctor.
00:04:12I understand that's how you feel, but I...
00:04:16Yes, but if I could just give you my opinion...
00:04:22Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:04:26Jen and Rob are gonna have a kid.
00:04:30I know, she's pregnant.
00:04:32I just thought she was coming this whole time.
00:04:34She's totally pregnant.
00:04:35Totally.
00:04:43No, I'm not going there.
00:04:45I'm not going there.
00:04:46No, I'll go there.
00:04:47Uh, Mr. Chefs, you can go on a...
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:50Yeah, I'm still at work.
00:04:51No, it doesn't matter.
00:04:59Hello?
00:05:00Oh, shit.
00:05:02Fuck.
00:05:02Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:05:04I'm sorry.
00:05:05Fuck.
00:05:06Oh, you were supposed to...
00:05:07Fuck.
00:05:09It's fine.
00:05:14Mary?
00:05:16Yes, Dr. Danzing?
00:05:18I thought you said I didn't have any more appointments for the day.
00:05:20I did?
00:05:21You did.
00:05:24I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:27Go home for the day.
00:05:28He is my last patient, correct?
00:05:32What?
00:05:33Go on.
00:05:35I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:40I told you.
00:05:41It's fine.
00:05:43Wow.
00:05:44Fuck.
00:05:45I really shouldn't be doing this.
00:05:48Towel the door.
00:05:50Yeah?
00:05:50Yeah, towel the door.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:59What the hell?
00:06:11Bad day?
00:06:12Something like that.
00:06:14I'm Greg.
00:06:15Pluto.
00:06:16Oh, like the planet?
00:06:17No, like the Disney character.
00:06:19Oh.
00:06:19Yes, like the planet.
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:21Is that short for something?
00:06:23What would it be short for?
00:06:24Uh, I don't know.
00:06:28I guess I just never heard of someone being named after a planet before.
00:06:31Well, I wasn't.
00:06:32My name is Paul, and Pluto is the name of a Roman god that a planet was named after.
00:06:38That you go by.
00:06:40Right.
00:06:45I spoke to your mother yesterday.
00:06:47I would love to have a copy of that conversation.
00:06:50Yeah, I didn't expect you to show up.
00:06:51I'm here.
00:06:52Right.
00:06:53So, uh, go ahead, Doc.
00:06:56Fix me.
00:06:58Uh, well, uh, what is it that you think needs fixing?
00:07:02No idea.
00:07:02You're the one who spoke to my mother.
00:07:04She told me about your little incident at the country club.
00:07:08Good times.
00:07:09Yeah, yeah.
00:07:11So, you dress up like other people?
00:07:13Sure.
00:07:14You, you, you screw with everyone else?
00:07:16Sort of.
00:07:17Well, you lie to them about who you are and where you're from, what you do.
00:07:20It's a little more complicated than that.
00:07:23Well, you're not afraid of, of, of getting caught or hurting someone?
00:07:26Well, that's half the fun, Greg.
00:07:30Hmm.
00:07:32I'm not sure if I'm really stoned or just having trouble understanding.
00:07:37Um, give me, uh, give me an example of, uh, of a typical day.
00:07:42Well, it's never the same.
00:07:43Oh, well, it's, it's got to start from somewhere.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:50I guess, uh, I guess I would start with my hands.
00:07:55From there I go wherever my imagination takes me.
00:07:59But it wouldn't be any fun for me if you knew any more than that, Greg.
00:08:03It's mine.
00:08:04It's my drug.
00:08:06It's my addiction.
00:08:07It's the most fun I get to have all day.
00:08:10What's not to love about it?
00:08:12I get to be anyone I want to be.
00:08:14Whatever they would do, I do.
00:08:17You wouldn't believe the people that I've met, the, the things that I've gotten to see.
00:08:21That would never happen for Paul Strauss.
00:08:25But for Pluto, for the people I've become, we get the excitement, the danger, the spontaneity.
00:08:35My life is not monotonous.
00:08:38My day is different every day.
00:08:42Can you say the same?
00:09:10I brought you a sandwich.
00:09:14What kind?
00:09:16I don't remember.
00:09:17You don't remember what kind of sandwich you made for me?
00:09:19I didn't make it.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:21Who made it?
00:09:23Rosie.
00:09:24Oh.
00:09:26Good.
00:09:27What do you mean good?
00:09:29She makes a better sandwich.
00:09:31Than who?
00:09:32Than you.
00:09:34You know, you're a real asshole.
00:09:36That's nice, Mother.
00:09:38I hate it when you smoke.
00:09:40I'm sorry to hear that.
00:09:41Didn't you learn anything from your father?
00:09:44Are you done?
00:09:48Claire tells me you're still being rude to Ben.
00:09:51I don't like him.
00:09:52You hate everyone.
00:09:54I don't hate everyone.
00:09:55Name one person you don't hate.
00:09:57Oscar.
00:09:59Oscar's a cat.
00:10:00He doesn't count.
00:10:00I don't hate everyone.
00:10:02Just a lot of people.
00:10:10How are your sessions going?
00:10:12They're fine.
00:10:17Aren't you going to eat that sandwich?
00:10:19I don't even know what kind it is.
00:10:26Well.
00:10:27I gotta run, sweetheart.
00:10:30It's good to see you doing so well.
00:10:37What's in that sandwich?
00:10:45Damn you, Rosie.
00:10:47She even cut the crust.
00:10:48I told you.
00:10:50She's good.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:53Yes, she is.
00:11:04Meet Simon.
00:11:06Simon is sleeping.
00:11:08Simon is almost always sleeping because he suffers from a rare disorder known as Klein-Levin syndrome.
00:11:14Some symptoms include excessive food intake, irritability, disorientation, hallucinations, and an abnormally uninhibited sex drive.
00:11:38Hello?
00:11:40Hey, you're awake.
00:11:42I'm going to try going to an audition this morning.
00:11:45How'd that go?
00:11:46I don't want to talk about it.
00:11:49Where are you going?
00:11:51Out with Claire and her boyfriend.
00:11:54Douchebag.
00:11:55That's the one.
00:11:55He's a very nice boy, Pluto.
00:11:58You think everyone's nice.
00:11:59No, you just hate everyone.
00:12:01That's what my mother said, too.
00:12:04Pick one.
00:12:06Don't scare this guy away.
00:12:07Okay, I'll pick one.
00:12:09This is unhealthy, Pluto.
00:12:12My mother says hi, by the way.
00:12:18Hi.
00:12:21Oh, shit.
00:12:22Give me a second.
00:12:24I told you not to call at this time.
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:27I had to talk to you.
00:12:29This really isn't a good time.
00:12:30If my wife...
00:12:31I don't want to hear about your wife.
00:12:33No, honey.
00:12:34No, did you...
00:12:35Try the left drawer.
00:12:36No, no, no.
00:12:36The other drawer...
00:12:37No, hold on.
00:12:38I'll be right there.
00:12:39Look, I really have to go.
00:12:41I need to see you again.
00:12:42I don't know if that's possible.
00:12:43Make it possible.
00:12:44Look, I have to go.
00:12:45Don't call this number again.
00:12:46Wait, I really need to...
00:12:48Who was that?
00:12:49Some lady.
00:12:51You sleep with her?
00:12:52Maybe.
00:12:53She thinks you're married.
00:12:56Maybe.
00:12:57That's real nice, Pluto.
00:12:59What?
00:12:59You're cheating.
00:13:01On who?
00:13:01I don't have a wife.
00:13:02But she thinks you do.
00:13:03Right, so really, she is the cheater.
00:13:06Is she married?
00:13:08Not that I know of.
00:13:09Fuck, I hope not.
00:13:11Seriously, you need to come up with a new hobby.
00:13:14Why?
00:13:14This is so much fun.
00:13:16Plus, I get late sometimes.
00:13:17That does not happen for Pluto.
00:13:19Could, you know.
00:13:20You act like a normal human being and talk to a woman as, um, I don't know, yourself.
00:13:24Nah, I gave that up a long time ago.
00:13:26Probably around the same time that Olivia Whitfield rejected me.
00:13:29Again with this girl.
00:13:35Olivia Whitfield.
00:13:39Oh, you remember her.
00:13:42From the third grade to the sixth grade, we were in love.
00:13:46We probably would have been together forever if her father didn't get a job across the country
00:13:51and move her away from me.
00:13:53That is not how it happened at all.
00:13:56Okay, I was not that gay.
00:13:59A little less gay.
00:14:00What?
00:14:01Yeah, a little, a little less.
00:14:04That's not how it happened at all.
00:14:07That's better.
00:14:09We both know she had a crush on me.
00:14:11She rejected you.
00:14:14Many times.
00:14:16You cried on my shoulder.
00:14:18It's okay, little buddy.
00:14:30You want to come along tonight?
00:14:33So you make Claire's boyfriend cry again?
00:14:35I'll pass.
00:14:36It's great.
00:14:38It's great.
00:14:38Really?
00:14:39Really, really.
00:14:40Do you like the style at all?
00:14:41I'm nervous about the style.
00:14:43It's different, you know?
00:14:44The style's great, baby.
00:14:46You don't think it's different?
00:14:47It's very different.
00:14:49Yeah, but like great different, right?
00:14:50Not like this sucks different?
00:14:52Like awesome different.
00:14:56Awesome different?
00:14:57I'm proud of you.
00:14:58I'm just so glad it's done.
00:15:00Totally.
00:15:01Do you think your brother might do it?
00:15:03What?
00:15:04I don't know.
00:15:04I think he'd be really great.
00:15:06I know he probably hasn't acted in an actual play since like childhood, but I based a lot
00:15:11of the lead off of him, and I don't know, I think that he would get it more than anybody
00:15:15else.
00:15:17We're thinking of the same person, right?
00:15:18Yeah, you think he'd do it?
00:15:20He doesn't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:15:23How is it any different than what he's doing right now?
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:27Well, I should be able to at least ask him.
00:15:29I mean, I'm going to be his brother-in-law eventually.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33Am I wrong?
00:15:34No.
00:15:38No, I mean, I know he hates me.
00:15:41He doesn't hate you.
00:15:43He's like that with everyone.
00:15:44Claire, he hates me.
00:15:46Why do you say that?
00:15:47He calls me a douchebag.
00:15:49To my face.
00:15:50Well, maybe he's just joking.
00:15:53Memorial Day weekend?
00:15:54In the park?
00:15:56Remember when he pretended to be retarded?
00:15:58Douchebag!
00:15:59Douchebag!
00:16:00Douchebag!
00:16:01Douchebag!
00:16:02Douchebag!
00:16:02Douchebag!
00:16:04It's not funny.
00:16:05I got beat up by two middle-aged women.
00:16:08That was really awful.
00:16:09And come to think of it, offensive.
00:16:11Yeah, and not to mention, I don't know, wrong?
00:16:15Well, at least he paid for the hospital.
00:16:16No, your family paid for that.
00:16:18Well...
00:16:18No, they did.
00:16:19He didn't pay for anything.
00:16:21Just because you have money doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
00:16:23No, I know.
00:16:24I just don't know what he has against me.
00:16:26I'm always so nice to him.
00:16:27I know.
00:16:27You're so good, baby.
00:16:29Really?
00:16:30Really, really.
00:16:32Okay, I love you.
00:16:33I love you, too.
00:16:35I just really hope he's not retarded again tonight.
00:16:38Douchebag!
00:16:39Douchebag!
00:16:40Douchebag!
00:16:41Douchebag!
00:16:41Douchebag!
00:16:42Douchebag!
00:16:43Yeah, me too.
00:16:45Let proud poets preach, let lost lovers lie.
00:16:48Just let me reside in your dreams tonight.
00:17:10What did you just tell that kid?
00:17:12That I'm going to sign his band to my music agency.
00:17:16But you don't have a music agency.
00:17:20Yes, Ben, that's right.
00:17:21I do not actually have a music agency.
00:17:24Why did you do that?
00:17:25I'm just having a little fun.
00:17:26At what expense?
00:17:27I didn't hurt anyone.
00:17:29Those kids think that something really great just happened to them.
00:17:31Why is that a bad thing?
00:17:33Because it's a lie.
00:17:34Because nothing happened to them.
00:17:35Sure did.
00:17:36What happened?
00:17:37They're going to be in the same place tomorrow that they are today.
00:17:40Okay, but tonight they'll celebrate.
00:17:43Tonight they will feel great.
00:17:45Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
00:17:47I won't be here tomorrow.
00:17:49I think that's pretty selfish, Pluto.
00:17:51I disagree.
00:17:52How?
00:17:52Oh, well, Ben, it's actually not that hard.
00:17:54All I do is take the previous statement and negate it, and therefore I've not agreed with
00:17:59it, i.e.
00:18:00Disagree.
00:18:01Don't be an asshole.
00:18:02That's what mom said, too.
00:18:03How can you possibly think that that's not selfish?
00:18:06Well, A, because this has nothing to do with me, and B, because, okay, they're not gaining
00:18:12anything, but they're not losing anything either.
00:18:14Because of me, tonight their night will be a little bit better.
00:18:17That's retarded.
00:18:19That is not a very nice word, Ben.
00:18:21I thought we learned that this summer.
00:18:23Pluto, stop.
00:18:24Why don't you hang out with this guy?
00:18:25Paul.
00:18:25Just work out your daddy issues.
00:18:29I gotta go.
00:18:31More people to lie to.
00:18:32No, silly.
00:18:34More people to excite.
00:18:40I told you.
00:18:41He hates me.
00:19:03Wake up.
00:19:05Wake up, Simon.
00:19:06Wake up.
00:19:06I need your help.
00:19:07I'm sleeping.
00:19:08It's two o'clock in the afternoon, Simon.
00:19:10I need your help.
00:19:10It's a disease, Pluto.
00:19:12If I could wake up, I would.
00:19:14You can.
00:19:14You can for me.
00:19:15Now get up.
00:19:16What is it?
00:19:18I'm going back to sleep.
00:19:20No, no, no, no.
00:19:20Get up.
00:19:20This is important.
00:19:21This is serious.
00:19:237th grade talent show.
00:19:25You begged me for weeks to sing Bosom Buddies from the musical name.
00:19:29It's a female duet, Simon.
00:19:31But I did it.
00:19:32I did it because you begged.
00:19:34This is me begging.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:40What is it?
00:19:42I saw her today.
00:19:43Who?
00:19:44Olivia.
00:19:45Well, how did you know it was her?
00:19:47She looked exactly the same.
00:19:49Creepy.
00:19:51She's aged 15 years, Simon.
00:19:53I just knew it was her.
00:19:55Was it talk to her?
00:19:57Not exactly.
00:19:59Oh, my God.
00:20:00You followed her.
00:20:01I just, I walked in the same direction.
00:20:03But she went to the park, to my spot in the park.
00:20:09What are the chances?
00:20:13I'll be here tomorrow.
00:20:14I'm here like every day.
00:20:18Listen, I need to come up with the best person I've ever come up with.
00:20:21The, the, the sexiest, most appealing guy you can think of.
00:20:24What?
00:20:25She's not blind, Pluto.
00:20:27I mean, if she saw you, she's going to know who you are.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:32She's not blind, right?
00:20:34No, she didn't see me.
00:20:35I hid.
00:20:35Maybe you're getting a little too excited about this.
00:20:38She might recognize you when she does see you.
00:20:40And what if she has a boyfriend?
00:20:42I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
00:20:44Okay.
00:20:44Well, let's say you do impress this girl.
00:20:47Then what?
00:20:48If she's so special, wouldn't you want to impress her as yourself?
00:20:51What's impressive about me?
00:20:53I'm just like everybody else, okay?
00:20:55Everyone else isn't impressive.
00:20:57I need to be better than everyone else.
00:20:59What do women like?
00:21:01Their boyfriends?
00:21:02You don't know if she has a boyfriend.
00:21:04Pluto.
00:21:05Please.
00:21:07I love a cute European guy.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:09Hey, yeah.
00:21:10Yeah, that's good.
00:21:11What languages have you studied?
00:21:13My Latin is impeccable.
00:21:15Pluto.
00:21:15Any ideas?
00:21:17I dated a French guy before.
00:21:20He was adorable.
00:21:22Oh, yeah?
00:21:23Oh, my God, yes.
00:21:25So hot.
00:21:26I mean, I couldn't tell you half the shit he said to me, but it didn't matter.
00:21:30There's just something about that cute little accent.
00:21:33I should really call him.
00:21:35What was his name?
00:21:38Sebastian.
00:21:39Oh, I like that.
00:21:41Are you going to see this girl again?
00:21:43Definitely.
00:21:44Well, tell her I said, hey, girl.
00:21:46I'm going to go practice this accent.
00:21:47Great.
00:21:48Fine.
00:21:48Whatever.
00:21:48Let me know how it works out.
00:21:52And when I get up, I'm going to find that tape from the talent show and put it on YouTube.
00:21:56I'll kill you.
00:21:58We'll always be bosom buddies.
00:22:03Friends, sisters, and pals.
00:22:05Friends, sisters, and pals will always be mine.
00:22:26Meredith.
00:22:29She didn't show up.
00:22:31I was sure she would.
00:22:32I wasn't going back.
00:22:34That was it.
00:22:34She lost her chance.
00:22:35Had you planned on meeting?
00:22:36No, no.
00:22:37We never actually talked about it or anything, but, you know, I expected her there.
00:22:42And then I got angry and sad, and I thought about doing some really awful things.
00:22:47A five, six, seven, eight.
00:22:54When I ask for a right batma and a double, I better get a right batma and a double.
00:22:59What is this, people?
00:23:01Community theater?
00:23:02Now, as your guidance counselor, I would recommend taking my advice.
00:23:08Have you considered clown college?
00:23:13Wait, you robbed someone?
00:23:15Oh, Greg, I didn't do any of those things.
00:23:17What kind of person do you think I am?
00:23:19I'm sorry.
00:23:20That's all right.
00:23:20No, that was so rude of me.
00:23:21I really shouldn't have done that.
00:23:22I appreciate the concern.
00:23:24And the wallet saves us a lot of time.
00:23:25Yeah, having to call and cancel the credit cards.
00:23:27And getting a new license at the DMV is the worst.
00:23:30What the worst?
00:23:31I don't even think I have much money in here.
00:23:33Nope, six dollars.
00:23:34Look at that.
00:23:35Six bucks.
00:23:36A waste of everyone's time in the edit.
00:23:37I don't even have a gun.
00:23:44Oh, well, nice to have met you guys.
00:23:45Yeah, you too.
00:23:46Hey, good luck with Olivia.
00:23:48Yeah, I hope she shows up the next time you go looking for her.
00:23:50Thanks.
00:23:50You know, I'm really just frustrated.
00:23:51I really...
00:23:52I thought you said you didn't do that.
00:23:54I didn't.
00:23:55I went back to wait for her the next day after all.
00:23:59Excuse me, sir.
00:24:00Could I just take a moment of your time?
00:24:02Hold on.
00:24:03Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:04Do you not speak English?
00:24:06Oui.
00:24:06Oh, good.
00:24:07Because the first thing you said to me was in French.
00:24:09And that was in French.
00:24:11I'm sorry.
00:24:12Do you speak English?
00:24:13Yes.
00:24:14Oh, good.
00:24:15Oui, oui.
00:24:15Well, um, could I just take one minute of your time?
00:24:19Can we sit?
00:24:20Sit?
00:24:21I am in Norvash.
00:24:23Are you?
00:24:24No, I guess not.
00:24:25Yeah, so let's sit.
00:24:27Please, sir.
00:24:27S'il vous plaît.
00:24:30Hi, I'm Olivia.
00:24:32Sebastian.
00:24:33Oh, what a nice name.
00:24:35Nobody here has nice names like that anymore.
00:24:37I mean, everything's so typical and bland.
00:24:39I was in Europe for a year for study abroad in college.
00:24:42Everyone there had such great names.
00:24:44Did you visit France?
00:24:46Yeah, I was in Paris for like a week.
00:24:48It was amazing.
00:24:49How is your French?
00:24:51Oh, terrible.
00:24:52I can't speak a word of it.
00:24:53Oh, oh, I totally forgot why we were here.
00:24:57I'm with RHM.
00:24:58We're a human rights group.
00:24:59We focus mainly on financially tripled families and me.
00:25:02I am afraid I do not have much money to help you.
00:25:08Oh, no, that's okay.
00:25:09Any compensation can help, really.
00:25:11If you just give me your info, I can send you details.
00:25:13You can send in a check of however much you want.
00:25:16If you're just being nice to me, that's okay, too.
00:25:20But it's really a great program to learn about.
00:25:24Why don't you just give me your info and you can decide for yourself.
00:25:29How about this?
00:25:30How about we sit right here and you tell me everything that I need to know?
00:25:39Well, I kind of have to go around a little more.
00:25:42I'm supposed to cover this whole area by a certain hour.
00:25:45Oh.
00:25:47But I'll be here tomorrow.
00:25:50Will you be around?
00:25:51I will be right here.
00:25:55You know, something about you looks so familiar.
00:25:57I don't know, just something about your face.
00:25:59You remind me of someone or something.
00:26:02Do you get that a lot?
00:26:04Not usually.
00:26:05Maybe we met in Paris.
00:26:07Maybe it's destiny.
00:26:08Oh, I don't know about that.
00:26:10Am I using the wrong word?
00:26:14No, it's just a little dramatic.
00:26:22Oh, no, no.
00:26:24I hate the taste.
00:26:25But you go ahead.
00:26:28I'll see you tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:26:31Au revoir, Olivia.
00:26:32Au revoir.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:49Well, hello there, sir.
00:26:50My name is Steve.
00:26:51I'm going to go right ahead and be your server today.
00:26:53Okay?
00:26:54We're going to kick off with the specials.
00:26:55We have the soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:26:57Our official today is the blackened salmon.
00:26:59Yeah, I'm not going to be ordering any of that shit.
00:27:00Can you just go get me a coffee?
00:27:02Black?
00:27:02Thanks.
00:27:03I'm going to be meeting someone any minute.
00:27:05Oh, okay.
00:27:06Yeah, I'll get that while you're waiting.
00:27:09Thanks.
00:27:14Excuse me, sir.
00:27:15Christ.
00:27:16Would you mind if I joined you for a few moments?
00:27:20Yeah, I guess.
00:27:22For a minute.
00:27:22Thank you, thank you.
00:27:23I just, I hate sitting alone.
00:27:27Right.
00:27:28Why, hello there, madam.
00:27:29How are you today?
00:27:31I'm fine, thank you.
00:27:32Coffee, sir.
00:27:33Would you like the end of today's specials?
00:27:34No, no, no.
00:27:34She's not going to stay.
00:27:35Yes, I would love to.
00:27:37Oh, would you?
00:27:38That's great.
00:27:39All right, then.
00:27:40Today, we have the soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:27:42Very good soup.
00:27:43Very good.
00:27:44Banging.
00:27:45Bisque.
00:27:45Banging.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46The fish of the day is the blackened salmon.
00:27:48We went right ahead and blackened that up for you.
00:27:51And, uh, that's going to about conclude the specials for today.
00:27:54All right?
00:27:55Yes.
00:27:55Oh, please, you don't have a problem.
00:27:56Thank you, please.
00:27:58That was a wonderful presentation.
00:28:03I will have a glass of water.
00:28:06Of course.
00:28:18This is my grandson, Stuart.
00:28:23Isn't he adorable?
00:28:25Yeah, he's, he's, he's great.
00:28:28Yes, he's adorable.
00:28:33May I ask you something?
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:38A sweet old lady comes and asks you for some company,
00:28:42and you won't even give her the time of day.
00:28:45Why is that?
00:28:46Look, I'm sorry.
00:28:47I'm just, I'm waiting here for someone,
00:28:48and it's really important.
00:28:49This is why you don't deserve my sister.
00:28:52What?
00:28:53You heard me, you little shit.
00:28:56Pluto?
00:28:57You see, she can do a lot better than you.
00:29:00To be frank, I fucking hate you.
00:29:05I think that you are a real douchebag, Ben.
00:29:10Who the fuck are you?
00:29:11You're dressed up like an old woman.
00:29:13You're sick, man.
00:29:14You're saying pretty awful things to an old lady in a public place.
00:29:17You are not a fucking old lady.
00:29:19Hey, everyone, look at this asshole.
00:29:22This is not an old lady.
00:29:24This is a man dressed up in an old lady suit.
00:29:27I can't believe how retarded I am.
00:29:29You're clearly wearing a mask.
00:29:30Is everything okay?
00:29:31Yes, Stephen, dear.
00:29:33Yes, yes.
00:29:34He's my son.
00:29:35He's just on a short break from the Levinson Institute.
00:29:38Down the road.
00:29:40Take it easy, sir.
00:29:41He's lying to you.
00:29:43If you don't calm down,
00:29:44I'm going to have to go right ahead and ask you to leave.
00:29:46Oh, eat me, Stephen.
00:29:47Oh, my heaven.
00:29:49Yes, Stephen, Stephen, dear.
00:29:51Thank you for your help.
00:29:52I have it.
00:29:52Very kind of you.
00:29:53Very kind.
00:30:05My sister told me that you wanted to ask me to be in your play.
00:30:09Ben, I would be in your fucking play
00:30:11if Shakespeare himself helped you write it.
00:30:16Douchebag.
00:30:42I used to work at a cafe last summer.
00:30:44God, it was so awful.
00:30:46Why?
00:30:48I don't know.
00:30:48I'm a shitty pay, a shitty boss.
00:30:51You know, I remember running home literally every time I left work.
00:30:56I mean, not the whole way.
00:30:58I would walk because it was pretty close,
00:30:59but as soon as I got around the corner to my house,
00:31:01I would just take off.
00:31:04Like when you have to go to the bathroom,
00:31:07the hotel, you go to the toilet.
00:31:09Yeah, exactly.
00:31:11Oh, that was my favorite part of the day.
00:31:13Just the running.
00:31:14I felt like a little kid again, you know?
00:31:16I mean, how often is it that you see grown adults running?
00:31:21No songs?
00:31:22Okay, that doesn't count.
00:31:24No, it's usually when it's something bad or like something's wrong,
00:31:28but that's not how it was at all.
00:31:35Ask me something.
00:31:36Ask me anything.
00:31:39Anything?
00:31:40Yeah, go for it.
00:31:45What do you want to do with your life?
00:31:49That's a loaded question.
00:31:50You said anything.
00:31:52It seems like an important thing to know about a person.
00:31:57Well, I guess I don't really know.
00:32:00Me either.
00:32:02Really?
00:32:03Really, really.
00:32:05Well, do you think that's a bad thing?
00:32:08I think it is what it is.
00:32:12But at least you have something that you are passionate about,
00:32:15something that you believe in.
00:32:18I guess.
00:32:19I mean, honestly, it's just something to help pass the time.
00:32:22My heart's not in it.
00:32:23I mean, I feel good.
00:32:25I'm legitimately helping people, but I don't know.
00:32:28It's not enough.
00:32:29I'm lonely here, you know?
00:32:32And you wouldn't think it would be in this city, but it is.
00:32:35And it's probably why I'm babbling to a complete stranger.
00:32:38Hey, not complete stranger.
00:32:41New friend.
00:32:43You know this can only end badly, right?
00:32:45Yeah, but it'll be a great story.
00:32:48But you came in here so excited, so energetic.
00:32:50You know, it's great to hear someone talk about another person like that.
00:32:54It's infectious.
00:32:55So now I'm living vicariously through you, Pluto.
00:32:59Why do you want to screw this up?
00:33:01Well, it's too late now, don't you think?
00:33:03No, I don't.
00:33:04I think if you told her now, maybe you could pass it off as a joke.
00:33:07A one- or two-time thing.
00:33:09You know, kind of weird, sure.
00:33:11But women love to laugh.
00:33:13At least most women do.
00:33:16It'll give her a good laugh.
00:33:18No, she wouldn't buy that.
00:33:19I'll just pretend as long as I can.
00:33:22Are you afraid of having something real?
00:33:24What?
00:33:25Something real between two people.
00:33:27No.
00:33:29You go around hiding behind these people you make up.
00:33:33Why is it fair for you to ask someone to care for someone who doesn't even care about himself?
00:33:37Are you married, Greg?
00:33:40Yeah, yes, I am.
00:33:42And how's that work out for you?
00:33:45It's fine.
00:33:47Why do you ask?
00:33:48Well, the first time I came in here, you were getting high in your office.
00:33:52You don't really strike me as the pothead type, so I figure something must be stressing you out.
00:33:58Not getting laid?
00:34:00Not really any of your business, Paul.
00:34:02Pluto.
00:34:02Right, Pluto.
00:34:04Why did you get so defensive when I asked you a question?
00:34:06Why did you get so defensive when I brought up your wife?
00:34:08That's enough talk about my wife.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:12Sorry, you don't need to get all goodwill hunting on me.
00:34:21So, um, so I've been dreaming in cartoon.
00:34:27What?
00:34:27Yeah, it's weird, I know.
00:34:29Actually, it sounds kind of cool.
00:34:32Are you the cartoon, or is the entire dream a cartoon?
00:34:34The whole thing.
00:34:36I'm not always me, too.
00:34:38I mean, I'm always there, but it's weird.
00:34:40I don't even really remember it often, but last night's was pretty vivid.
00:34:44Oh, yeah?
00:34:45Yeah, kind of depressing, really.
00:34:47You see, there was no color.
00:34:49It was all in black and white.
00:34:50And I was this little mouse living in one of those semicircle holes in a family's kitchen
00:34:54that you only actually see in cartoons.
00:34:57And all around the room, there were these random vases and containers.
00:35:00And every so often, this guy would drop something inside of the containers.
00:35:04But I could never see his face.
00:35:05It was always covered, like that Magritte painting with the apple.
00:35:09But the thing that he dropped inside, I know that I want it.
00:35:13I need it.
00:35:15So I decide to climb to the tallest and highest one of these containers because I'm going to get it.
00:35:20But when I finally get to the top, I fall in.
00:35:23Suddenly, I'm surrounded by coins, and every time I try to get out,
00:35:26the man with the covered face hits me on top of the head with another one.
00:35:30So I lay there.
00:35:32Alone.
00:35:34Have you ever died in a dream, Greg?
00:35:36It's an awful thing.
00:35:38That's what this felt like.
00:35:42Suddenly, I'm in this grocery store, and the man with the covered face is counting his change in one of
00:35:47those coin counting machines.
00:35:48And I fall out.
00:35:50A dead mouse in a pool of money.
00:35:55And then I woke up.
00:35:57But, um, I don't take dreams too seriously.
00:36:00Well, uh, what do you think it means?
00:36:04Nothing.
00:36:05I think it's a random assortment of ideas and thoughts meshed together in my head.
00:36:08Well, you brought it up for a reason.
00:36:15Poor Mouse never even had a chance.
00:36:18Um, sorry, Mrs. Danzing, I...
00:36:21Oh, okay.
00:36:23Um, no, I...
00:36:26Mm-hmm.
00:36:28There's no need to curse, Mrs. Danzing.
00:36:31I'm going to transfer you right now.
00:36:37Mary, was, um...
00:36:39Was that Dr. Danzing's wife?
00:36:42I don't...
00:36:43I don't really think I'm supposed to share that sort of information.
00:36:47Oh, Mary, it's not a big deal.
00:36:49We'll keep it between us.
00:36:52Well, yeah, yeah, that was her.
00:36:54Yeah.
00:36:55And she's...
00:36:55She's...
00:36:56She's a bitch.
00:36:57She's a huge bitch.
00:37:00You know, she's just...
00:37:01You look at her, and you can tell she's a mean person.
00:37:03She probably stabs your friends in the back.
00:37:05Right?
00:37:06One of those bitches.
00:37:06You know what I'm talking about, right?
00:37:09She's one of those bitches that all the other bitches love to talk about,
00:37:12but then when she comes around, they clam up,
00:37:14because they only wish they could be as bitchy as she is.
00:37:17She probably has some big bitch trophy at home that reads,
00:37:19I'm the world's biggest bitch.
00:37:20And if you argue with me, or blink, or breathe, or do anything,
00:37:24I will shove this bitch trophy up your ass.
00:37:27That kind of bitch, yeah.
00:37:31Are you okay?
00:37:33I'm fine.
00:37:36I have a picture of her from last Christmas party here.
00:37:42Judge for your son.
00:37:43Pretty, right?
00:37:45But a huge bitch.
00:37:48Well, that's a coincidence.
00:37:49What is?
00:37:51Oh, no, I can see right here in this picture.
00:37:54What a bitch.
00:37:55Okay, right.
00:37:58How is that a coincidence?
00:38:00I'll see you next week, Mary.
00:38:02Okay, honey.
00:38:26Oh, goodbye, my Coney Island, baby.
00:38:31Farewell, my own true love, true love, honey.
00:38:35I'm gonna go away and leave you, never to see you any.
00:38:40Never gonna see you any.
00:38:42I'm gonna sail upon that very boat.
00:38:43You don't have to be fucking kidding me.
00:38:45No, I know.
00:38:46Pluto.
00:38:46No, I know.
00:38:47I can return again.
00:38:49So, come on, come on, let's go.
00:38:52Let's go.
00:38:53Oh, oh, let's go.
00:38:54Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:38:55Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:38:57Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:38:59Bye, my Coney Island.
00:39:05I don't suppose you want to smoke?
00:39:07Your mother is pretty pissed off.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10Do you not care at all?
00:39:11I didn't do anything wrong.
00:39:13This isn't normal, Pluto.
00:39:14Do you realize that?
00:39:15What you're doing is not something that people do every day.
00:39:18It is out of the ordinary.
00:39:20It is abnormal.
00:39:21And your mom is really upset.
00:39:24She doesn't like this at all.
00:39:25You know she can cut off your funds.
00:39:27No, she can't.
00:39:28Yes, she can.
00:39:29Your father's money is in her name.
00:39:30We just talked about it.
00:39:31I don't see what the big deal is.
00:39:32Because it's not healthy, Pluto.
00:39:34You can't lie to people the way you do.
00:39:38What would you do?
00:39:39What?
00:39:40What would you do if you had no more money?
00:39:42You couldn't afford that expensive apartment of yours.
00:39:44You know, you'd have to get a job.
00:39:46Ooh.
00:39:47You'd have to pay for your rent, your health insurance, your cell phone bill.
00:39:50You need to buy food.
00:39:51Okay, I got it.
00:40:00Look, I'm going to prescribe you something.
00:40:02I don't need it.
00:40:05It's benzodiazepine, a generic form of Xanax.
00:40:08It's often used to treat people with tension, anxiety, and depression.
00:40:14I'm not crazy.
00:40:17It's pretty strong.
00:40:19People get hooked on it pretty easily, so only take it when you feel like doing what you do.
00:40:24Is this because I brought up your wife?
00:40:25Look, man, I meant no harm, okay?
00:40:27I can't force you to take this, but it's my medical recommendation.
00:40:35I'm disappointed in you, Greg.
00:40:54What the hell, man?
00:40:57You need some cash?
00:41:00Pluto, I'm sleeping.
00:41:02What else is new?
00:41:05What's your problem?
00:41:07We're back.
00:41:11What did I fucking say?
00:41:13I'm sorry.
00:41:14Do you have problems following simple directions?
00:41:16I said one fucking person.
00:41:17I couldn't leave him in my parents' house alone.
00:41:20I'm sorry.
00:41:20For five fucking minutes, he couldn't be alone.
00:41:22His mom doesn't like me, man.
00:41:24I wonder why.
00:41:25What's your problem?
00:41:26You're my fucking problem, asshole.
00:41:28Do you want this shit or not?
00:41:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, we want it.
00:41:31A hundred bucks.
00:41:32That's ridiculous.
00:41:33Get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:35Dude.
00:41:35Get the fuck out now.
00:41:36No, no, here, here, here, here.
00:41:38It's in the dashboard.
00:41:40Put the shit in there, too.
00:41:46Now get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:50Now get the fuck out of my car.
00:42:17Now get the fuck out of my car.
00:43:15Now get the fuck out of my car.
00:43:32I don't want to leave, but I have to go catch a train back to Jersey for tomorrow.
00:43:38But can I see you the day after?
00:43:40You will see me as long as you want to.
00:43:43Good.
00:43:44Because I don't want to see you the day after, and maybe the day after that, and probably the day
00:43:51after that.
00:43:52And I guess we'll see you the day after that.
00:44:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:05That's that guy from the van.
00:44:06That's the dude that ripped us off, dude.
00:44:12That's the dude from the van, man.
00:44:14The guy in the van?
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:15I don't think so, man.
00:44:16No, that's definitely him, dude.
00:44:17That assholes me a hundred bucks.
00:44:19Come on.
00:44:26Hey, Ben.
00:44:27You're here today.
00:44:28You've got a couple cavities to do.
00:44:29You've done this before.
00:44:30It's really pretty easy.
00:44:32First thing I'm going to do is tip you back just a little bit.
00:44:35Just this light.
00:44:37That's good.
00:44:39A little bit of Novocaine.
00:44:42Hold on.
00:44:43Matthew.
00:44:44Ben, Matthew's here.
00:44:45Matthew's a student at NYU.
00:44:47He's going to help us today.
00:44:49Matthew, why don't you give him a little bit of Novocaine?
00:44:56Oh, you didn't have to gas him.
00:45:02Oh.
00:45:03I guess I misunderstood.
00:45:05Yes, I've got to come home and change.
00:45:07What time is your party?
00:45:08Four o'clock.
00:45:08Four o'clock?
00:45:11Hey, aren't you the douchebag from last summer's picnic?
00:45:15Are you serious?
00:45:17You make me sick.
00:45:18No, I'm not again.
00:45:24We got fucking robbed, Pluto.
00:45:27I got fucking robbed.
00:45:28What are you doing?
00:45:29Shouldn't we call the police or something?
00:45:31And say what?
00:45:32Oh, please help me, officer.
00:45:34These bad men who I sold drugs to came and stole my other drugs.
00:45:37You sold drugs?
00:45:39Well, not actually.
00:45:40I actually sold them children's vitamins and told them they were drugs.
00:45:43This is because of one of your fucking characters, isn't it?
00:45:45I told you there are consequences.
00:45:48I told you there are consequences.
00:45:48You can't just go around being whoever you want and doing whatever you want and expect it
00:45:52not to bite you in the ass.
00:45:54Watch me.
00:45:56You're doing it now?
00:45:57I have to put these little shits in their place.
00:45:59Pluto, I almost got killed.
00:46:01Does that mean anything to you?
00:46:02You didn't almost get killed, okay?
00:46:04You slept through a robbery.
00:46:05Okay, fine.
00:46:06This time.
00:46:06But what about next time?
00:46:08There won't be a next time.
00:46:09But how do you know?
00:46:11You don't, because you're going to keep doing this shit until something really terrible happens.
00:46:16I'll get an alarm.
00:46:17You're such a brat.
00:46:19Excuse me?
00:46:20You're a little selfish brat.
00:46:22Okay, I need to go fix this.
00:46:24So fix it by staying, by getting your apartment together.
00:46:28I'm sorry.
00:46:29Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46:31To where?
00:46:32I don't know.
00:46:33Home.
00:46:33What do you mean home?
00:46:34This is your home.
00:46:35No, I can't be here anymore.
00:46:36Simon, you're not going to come to Thanksgiving with me?
00:46:38Frankly, I don't want to go anywhere with you.
00:46:41Simon.
00:46:42I must admit it.
00:46:43It's about time.
00:46:44I've been mooching off you for long enough.
00:46:46I like when you mooch off of me.
00:46:48My mom's going to be home alone tonight.
00:46:51I'm going to go spend Thanksgiving with her.
00:46:53After what she did, you're just going to let that slide?
00:46:56She's my mother and call me crazy.
00:46:59But yeah, it's enough for me to let it slide.
00:47:01And what about me?
00:47:03I just need to go home.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:07Leave your key.
00:47:09What?
00:47:10This isn't a hotel.
00:47:11Leave your key and go.
00:47:18Okay then.
00:47:22Okay then.
00:47:24Okay then.
00:47:37Hello.
00:47:39Yes, Pluto.
00:47:42Why?
00:47:44How late?
00:47:50What the fuck is that?
00:47:52It's Thanksgiving.
00:47:54Do you know what that is?
00:47:56You ordered pizza?
00:47:58Have you ever heard of it?
00:47:59Or is it maybe a foreign concept to you?
00:48:02Do you really think I was going to let that slide?
00:48:04Oh fuck.
00:48:05It's right.
00:48:06Sit down.
00:48:07Go.
00:48:08Have a slice.
00:48:09Why is the eat coming?
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Tell him I said I hope he's feeling better soon.
00:48:15It's pizza.
00:48:16It's free.
00:48:18Shut up and eat the fucking pizza.
00:48:20Rosie, something is burning up.
00:48:23Is that fake, my son?
00:48:25Yeah, what's with your accent?
00:48:26Shut up.
00:48:27Fine.
00:48:27Fine.
00:48:28Just come as soon as you can.
00:48:30Dude, you ripped us off.
00:48:31What did you expect us to do?
00:48:33Goodbye.
00:48:35Why would you eat something that the guy you just robbed gave you?
00:48:41Miss Strauss, is there something I can help you with?
00:48:44Oh no, thanks for asking, dear.
00:48:47Don't worry, you guys will wake up.
00:48:49Oh, you look beautiful.
00:48:51I can only wait till Paul comes and sees what a lady you've got.
00:48:55Rosie, something is definitely burning.
00:48:58You fucking...
00:49:03This is plastic, by the way.
00:49:18Sorry, I'm late.
00:49:19Oh, well.
00:49:21Look who showed up just in time of dessert.
00:49:24Pluto, you remember Mr. Smithfield and their daughter Olivia?
00:49:28Yeah?
00:49:30Oh my God.
00:49:32Well, say something.
00:49:33I know, it must have been years since you've seen each other.
00:49:37Yeah, it feels like yesterday.
00:49:39Oh, right.
00:49:40You kids have that Facebook, or whatever it is.
00:49:43It kind of kills the spirit of reunion.
00:49:45When did you get a Facebook?
00:49:47See?
00:49:49You didn't even Facebook me.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:01Olivia, please.
00:50:04What do you want?
00:50:05Let me explain.
00:50:07Do you think you speak French?
00:50:10I know like five words.
00:50:12I hate you.
00:50:12No, please let me explain.
00:50:14I didn't mean for this to happen like this.
00:50:16Leave me alone.
00:50:17Uh, excuse me.
00:50:18Sorry to interrupt, but Claire and I have an announcement to make.
00:50:25What is this?
00:50:26Hi, listen.
00:50:26First of all, I'd like to apologize for my appearance.
00:50:31I ran into a little trouble earlier.
00:50:35Anyways, as you all know, Claire and I have been dating for some time now.
00:50:42Yeah, and, well, we're getting married.
00:50:51You're what?
00:50:53Pluto, please.
00:50:54Wait, you're going to marry this guy?
00:50:56Pluto, don't be rude.
00:50:57Claire, what the hell are you thinking?
00:50:59Pluto, shut up.
00:51:00Seriously.
00:51:01This guy's a douchebag.
00:51:02He just wants our money.
00:51:03Pluto, nobody cares what you think.
00:51:04I can't believe you're going to fall for his lies.
00:51:06What'd you say?
00:51:07You heard me, cock boy.
00:51:09Wait, my, my lies.
00:51:13Look, I'd like to tell you all a little story about my good friend Pluto here.
00:51:18Shut up, douchebag.
00:51:19Pluto is a magnificent liar.
00:51:22What?
00:51:22He lies all the damn time.
00:51:25Shut up.
00:51:25Pluto, oh, well, see, that's a lie right there.
00:51:28That's not even his real name.
00:51:29I will climb across the stable and I will beat you in the face.
00:51:31But decide that.
00:51:32Pluto likes to dress up as people and play Fantasyland all day long.
00:51:36That's not true.
00:51:37Yes, it is.
00:51:38I've seen him do it.
00:51:39He screws with people and he gets off on it.
00:51:43Lie after lie after lie.
00:51:45That right.
00:51:46No, that's not how it was with you, okay?
00:51:48Everything was true with you.
00:51:49Right, because you're, you're clearly French.
00:51:52And not some stupid kid I met in grade school.
00:51:55No, no, no, how I feel, okay?
00:51:56How, everything was true.
00:51:58Mrs. Strauss, thank you very much for a wonderful Thanksgiving.
00:52:02Uh, congratulations on your engagement.
00:52:04I'm, I'm not feeling that great.
00:52:06So I'm going to excuse myself.
00:52:08Um, it was really nice to see all of you again.
00:52:13I'll see you at home.
00:52:14Wait, Olivia, hold on.
00:52:15Can I see you tomorrow?
00:52:16Why would I see you tomorrow?
00:52:19I don't even know who you are.
00:52:39Well, congratulations, sweetheart.
00:52:42I'm so happy for you both.
00:52:43Thanks, Mom.
00:52:45Way to go, douchebag.
00:52:55When you're down and you're out
00:53:00The world spins you round
00:53:04The sky's anything but blue
00:53:10Simply recall this summer day
00:53:15Smile and sunshine in your face
00:53:20And that, baby, I'm nothing without you
00:53:31And when it rains, let it pour
00:53:36Let it sweep through the door
00:53:40For all your sorrows dry in June
00:53:45Just think of the promise that we made
00:53:51Laughing for hours
00:53:54And the shame you'll say
00:53:57Baby, I'm nothing without you
00:54:02Well, I tried walking alone
00:54:08Out in the cold
00:54:14Stormwinds blowing black and blue
00:54:19But when that moment arrived
00:54:22With your lips touching mine
00:54:26It got me through
00:54:30It got me through
00:54:32You got me through
00:54:35So pick a cloud in the sky
00:54:39Or a bird humming by
00:54:44And curling closer beneath its tomb
00:54:50For if you can't find your sunny way
00:54:55You can take comfort in your pain
00:55:00Cause baby, I'm nothing
00:55:03Sweet baby, I'm nothing
00:55:08My baby, I'm nothing
00:55:16Without you
00:55:25Now he was a douchebag
00:55:29I know
00:55:30Do you?
00:55:32Days like this make you remember
00:55:35Well
00:55:37It's about time you should
00:55:40You've been mourning a man
00:55:42Who's been dead for years
00:55:43A man you were never particularly fond of
00:55:45As I recall
00:55:46He was a jerk
00:55:48All the time
00:55:50All the time
00:55:52You married him
00:55:54Well
00:55:56He was really very handsome
00:55:57And I thought I could change him
00:56:00But that man never cared about
00:56:02Anybody but himself
00:56:03And you know it
00:56:08Still
00:56:11We come here every year
00:56:12Because he was a person
00:56:13And he died
00:56:15And it's the right thing to do
00:56:18And
00:56:19He left us
00:56:20With financial security
00:56:21For the rest of our lives
00:56:23And we should be thankful for that
00:56:25I hate the money
00:56:27You'd be whistling a different tune
00:56:28If you didn't have it
00:56:32Although sometimes
00:56:33I wish we didn't have any of it
00:56:37You wouldn't act the way you do
00:56:43I'm sorry
00:56:48I've come to a decision
00:56:50You will no longer play the games
00:56:52You've been playing with your life
00:56:54With our lives
00:56:56Cut this shit out
00:57:00No more wins
00:57:01No more costumes
00:57:03No more silly disguises
00:57:06Forgot to grow up
00:57:07Be the man in the family
00:57:09Something your father could never do
00:57:12Just
00:57:15Take this day
00:57:16To remember who he was
00:57:17And what not to do
00:57:19With your life
00:57:20Or don't expect
00:57:21A cent of his
00:57:22Ever again
00:57:26Okay
00:57:31I talked with the man
00:57:32Who worked with him
00:57:33Years ago
00:57:34He said he could set you up
00:57:36With a job
00:57:36Starting next week
00:57:37There
00:57:38Handed you on a platter
00:57:40As usual
00:57:44I expect you there
00:57:47I want you to at least try
00:57:48You owe me that much Paul
00:57:50Oh and
00:57:51While we're on the subject
00:57:52Paul
00:57:54That's your fucking name
00:57:57I'm your mother
00:57:58I birthed you
00:57:59I named you
00:58:00If anything else
00:58:02I should be left with that
00:58:05What is this Pluto baloney anyway
00:58:09Dad died around the same time
00:58:11That they renounced Pluto
00:58:12As a planet
00:58:14I just didn't think it was very fair
00:58:16I mean
00:58:18He's the underdog planet
00:58:20I always wanted a cool name
00:58:22And I knew it was the only time
00:58:24I'd be able to get away with it
00:58:29I'll cut that shit out
00:59:08I hate the sight of your face.
00:59:13I hate the sight of your face, too.
00:59:17Your play is good.
00:59:19Really?
00:59:20Yes.
00:59:21And admitting that is...
00:59:23It's hard.
00:59:24It's really hard.
00:59:25It's like being choked to death by a snake, an evil snake, that makes you eat mushrooms.
00:59:32Mushrooms?
00:59:33I hate mushrooms.
00:59:36I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:38Why not?
00:59:40Because I don't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:59:44Well...
00:59:46I love mushrooms.
00:59:48And I will eat that plate for you, because...
00:59:53I think you could be great.
00:59:55Especially at this.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:01Okay?
01:00:01Sure.
01:00:02Where is this thing happening?
01:00:03Uh, festivals in Brooklyn.
01:00:04Ooh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:05I don't do other bureaus.
01:00:07I'll get you your own place.
01:00:08My treat.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:10Sure.
01:00:12Wow.
01:00:13Wow, thank you.
01:00:15And I don't care if you're marrying Claire.
01:00:16Don't ever call me brother.
01:00:19Okay.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:31Okay.
01:00:32Okay.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:34Okay.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Okay.
01:00:37Okay.
01:00:37Take care now.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:55Okay.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:00Okay.
01:02:33I brought a...
01:02:34I brought a joint.
01:02:38I know this will probably be your last session, so I figured, hey, for old time's sake.
01:02:43Um...
01:02:44I'm good, thanks, though.
01:02:46Really?
01:02:47Yeah, yeah.
01:02:48I have a dress rehearsal after this, so I'm trying to focus and whatnot.
01:02:52Oh.
01:02:52Plus I have work in the morning.
01:02:53Well, that's great, because I think I rolled a really terrible one.
01:02:59You know, you need to take a step back and look how much has changed.
01:03:04You're not even doing what brought you into my office in the first place.
01:03:07You're a different person.
01:03:08You're a different person than the man I met six months ago.
01:03:13Aren't you proud of yourself?
01:03:17Look...
01:03:19I liked doing what I was doing.
01:03:21It was fun.
01:03:25It's just that the excuse is just not good enough anymore.
01:03:30Your father?
01:03:32I'm just pissed that he got away with it.
01:03:34Oh, he fucking got away with it.
01:03:37Eddie took the easy way out.
01:03:39By dying?
01:03:40Yeah, by dying.
01:03:42Plus he's getting what he always wanted.
01:03:44Which is what?
01:03:45I'm at his office working for his company that he built.
01:03:49Oh, he would just love it.
01:03:52Even after he's dead, he's still making me do things I don't want to do.
01:03:59I remember a few weeks after he died, I called my mom at the house to see how she'd been.
01:04:05You know, check in on her.
01:04:07And the voicemail picked up.
01:04:11And it was still his voice.
01:04:12They hadn't changed the machine yet.
01:04:16And I hung up, quick.
01:04:20And then I called back.
01:04:24And then I called back again.
01:04:27I kept listening to his voice over and over again.
01:04:31God, it felt like I hadn't heard it in so long.
01:04:35It almost felt like I'd never heard it all before.
01:04:41Eventually, Rosie picked up.
01:04:42Apparently I woke her up from a nap.
01:04:48I've made a lot of mistakes.
01:04:50And I'm sorry that I hurt a lot of people.
01:04:58But I don't regret what I've done.
01:05:01I just regret the excuse.
01:05:09And I regret what I did to that girl.
01:05:15Well, maybe she'll come to the play.
01:05:17Yeah, maybe.
01:05:19She hasn't reserved a ticket yet.
01:05:21There's still time.
01:05:22I got mine.
01:05:23I think you'll like it.
01:05:25It's pretty good.
01:05:26Pretty fucked up though, so I hope you won't offend it easily.
01:05:30And now, ladies and gentlemen, a comedy.
01:05:49For the turns of
01:05:52Yes, you can hear like this.
01:05:57Sure.
01:06:27You're awesome, man.
01:06:28Thanks, Greg.
01:06:29No, seriously, I'm really impressed.
01:06:31Thank you so much for coming.
01:06:32I was hoping Olivia would show up.
01:06:34Maybe you just missed her.
01:06:35Yeah, yeah, maybe.
01:06:37Mom.
01:06:38Paul.
01:06:39Oh, you were wonderful.
01:06:41Now, I don't actually know if you give flowers to man,
01:06:44so if you want to take them, I can hold them for you.
01:06:46No, it's fine.
01:06:47Well, really, I am so proud of you.
01:06:49Mom, you remember Dr. Dancing.
01:06:51Lee, Greg is fine.
01:06:54Hey, whatever the hell your name is,
01:06:56you did so good.
01:06:58She didn't show up.
01:06:59Yes, she did.
01:07:00She did?
01:07:00Yeah, she slipped out before everyone else did.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:02At least she came here.
01:07:04Yeah, and who even cares?
01:07:05You were so good.
01:07:06I'm so proud of my boy.
01:07:08Oh, and Ben, too.
01:07:08I mean, that was a great play.
01:07:10Kind of fucked up.
01:07:11I told you.
01:07:12Yeah, but cool as shit.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:14Yeah, yeah, good for him.
01:07:16I got to go.
01:07:16I have work in the morning.
01:07:18Oh, yeah.
01:07:19How's that going?
01:07:19You know, it's work, so it's fine for now.
01:07:23Well, you did great.
01:07:25Thanks.
01:07:25Call me tomorrow.
01:07:26Mwah.
01:07:27Of course.
01:07:27I'm going to go have a drink or two.
01:07:28I had, like, three Red Bull before the play, and now I feel like an epileptic.
01:07:31I'm like, why?
01:07:32All right, buddy.
01:07:33I'll see you at home.
01:07:33I'll see you at home.
01:07:34Cal Benison, congratulations.
01:07:39Hi.
01:07:40Everything all right?
01:07:41Everything's great.
01:07:42Uh-huh.
01:07:43You're great.
01:07:43All right.
01:07:57All right.
01:08:01All right.
01:08:06All right.
01:08:08It came for you.
01:08:09It came to my desk by accident.
01:08:11Just thought I'd bring it on over.
01:08:12Oh, sure.
01:08:13Yeah.
01:08:13You can just leave it on the desk.
01:08:14Thanks.
01:08:21I knew your father.
01:08:23Uh, yeah.
01:08:25Yeah.
01:08:25I imagine you would have working here.
01:08:27No.
01:08:29I really knew him.
01:08:30Had lunch together almost every day for 25 years.
01:08:34Well, then, uh, you probably knew him better than I did.
01:08:38I just, I just didn't expect to see you here.
01:08:42What?
01:08:43Well, from what he always said.
01:08:46He always said that, uh, when he spoke of you, that you were destined for better things.
01:08:50Bigger things.
01:08:52Well, I guess my father didn't know me that well after all, did he?
01:08:54No.
01:08:56You see, the thing is, he asked me, made me promise actually, that if I ever saw you here,
01:09:04if you ever came to work in this building, that, that I would, I would make you leave.
01:09:15Are you firing me?
01:09:17No.
01:09:18No.
01:09:19I don't have any authority to fire you.
01:09:21I just, I didn't want to break a promise to your father.
01:09:27I know you had your differences, but he was a good man from what I knew he was.
01:09:32He kept me employed for many years of my life, put bread on my family's table.
01:09:39He always took care of me, and for that I am grateful.
01:09:45So I, can't break a promise.
01:09:52I, I don't understand what you want me to do.
01:09:59I want you to leave, Mr. Strauss, and I kindly hope I don't ever see you again.
01:10:16It was a real pleasure.
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