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فيلم Haul Out the Halloween 2025 مترجم اون لاين - Episode 1

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00:03:50and they were right

00:03:51the way you have designed your life

00:03:54with loyalty for the ones you love

00:03:56and it shows me who you really are at your core

00:03:58you make me feel safe

00:04:00and supported

00:04:03and there is no one

00:04:04I would rather make plans

00:04:06to build the rest of my life with

00:04:08than you

00:04:11Emily Melrose

00:04:11do you take Jared to be your lawful

00:04:14wedded husband?

00:04:15I do

00:04:15Jared Farnsworth, do you take Emily

00:04:18to be your lawful wedded wife?

00:04:20absolutely, without a doubt

00:04:23I do

00:04:24then, by the power vested in me

00:04:26I now pronounce you husband and wife

00:04:29and you may now kiss the bride

00:04:30so hold on

00:04:32so hold on

00:04:35I've searched

00:04:36high and low

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00:04:41that's the first time ever

00:04:43Mr. and Mrs. Jared Farnsworth

00:04:45each day gets closer

00:04:48so hold on

00:04:52stronger to me

00:04:54you may be wondering why we didn't do a Christmas wedding

00:04:57we considered it

00:04:58but in memory of Jared's late father

00:05:00we chose to do it on his parents anniversary

00:05:02and even though we had a fun-filled honeymoon planned

00:05:05we were both excited to get back home

00:05:07and get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays

00:05:11the only problem was

00:05:12this year

00:05:13we had no idea

00:05:14what kind of spirit

00:05:16it would bring

00:05:31ghosts and ghouls

00:05:36creep and crawl

00:05:39creep and crawl

00:05:47what in the Samhain

00:05:50silver squad to green team

00:05:52are you seeing what we're seeing?

00:06:01looks like we got a couple bona fide fridophiles

00:06:06gonna move in for a closer look

00:06:08watch my six

00:06:18double double toil and trouble

00:06:22alright so what are we gonna do about this folks?

00:06:24should I get the president on the line?

00:06:26let him enjoy his honeymoon

00:06:27we'll break it to him when he gets back

00:06:28we get it Belinda

00:06:29you want grandchildren

00:06:30but I think he would want to know

00:06:31don't mess this up for me

00:06:35are you excited my lovely?

00:06:37by the pricking of my thumb

00:06:39something wicked this way comes

00:06:41I'll take that as a yes

00:06:45you have too many ghosts

00:06:47not enough headstones

00:06:49come on people get it right

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00:06:53squirrel

00:06:54Jared you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo

00:06:56we're just on our way home from the airport

00:06:58oh but I did

00:06:59we were still on our honeymoon

00:07:00it was the best honeymoon ever

00:07:02I enjoyed every second of the view

00:07:05you know what

00:07:06after two weeks in Scandinavia

00:07:07I am actually really excited to get back home

00:07:09I could have used one more week in Flafuland

00:07:11I think I preferred

00:07:12I wonder if you'll feel the same way

00:07:14after we celebrate Balpergis night this spring

00:07:16I pre-booked the hotel and everything

00:07:18I'm sorry what?

00:07:19the biggest Swedish springtime festival that there is

00:07:21apparently it's not to be missed

00:07:23honey I love that you're a planner

00:07:24but vacations are kind of something

00:07:26we need to plan together now

00:07:28you're right

00:07:29you're right

00:07:30I just got

00:07:30I'm too excited

00:07:31I'm used to planning things on my own

00:07:33but now

00:07:34we're married

00:07:36we make decisions together

00:07:37yeah

00:07:38because you're my wife

00:07:39my husband

00:07:52oh wow

00:07:54I wonder if Pamela's remodel is done

00:07:55glad she liked the design

00:07:57oh she was so happy with it

00:07:58you did such a good job

00:08:00I wish I was as fulfilled at my job as you are

00:08:02you're literally the best writer I know

00:08:04copywriter

00:08:04I said what I said I mean it

00:08:06thanks love

00:08:07I'll get back into it

00:08:08I just wish we could stay in fantasy land a little bit longer

00:08:11well then you are in luck

00:08:12because like the medieval knights of old

00:08:14I shall carry you over the threshold of our new castle

00:08:17really not necessary

00:08:18it's a sign of my love and affection for you

00:08:21a literal symbol

00:08:22that I would drop everything

00:08:24on account of your beck and call

00:08:30Jared

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00:08:32oh I'm so sorry

00:08:34here

00:08:34come here

00:08:35are you okay

00:08:36are you sure

00:08:37I'm okay

00:08:37I'm fine

00:08:38oh no not again

00:08:40it's time

00:08:40no no no no Jared

00:08:41let's bring it down a notch

00:08:42remember the mantra we've been working on

00:08:44not my weeds

00:08:45not my garden

00:08:45Emily

00:08:47when you hold

00:08:48the mantle of the presidency

00:08:50this entire neighborhood

00:08:51is my garden

00:08:52now if you will

00:08:56you brought the clipboard

00:08:58on the honeymoon

00:09:02you rang

00:09:05yes I did ring

00:09:07I wanted to introduce myself

00:09:09and ask you a few questions

00:09:11about your understanding

00:09:12of the HOA guidelines

00:09:13honey

00:09:14I don't think that's an actual person

00:09:15I think that's a recording

00:09:16I think you're probably right

00:09:20sorry

00:09:21seriously

00:09:22did you guys ring

00:09:23hi

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00:09:26I am Jared Farnsworth

00:09:28HOA president

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00:09:30this is my first counselor

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00:09:33Emily Melrose

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00:09:35Emily Farnsworth

00:09:36it's my newest title

00:09:37Jared and I got married last month

00:09:38congratulations

00:09:39we've heard tale

00:09:40of the presidential power couple

00:09:41I had a premonition

00:09:42we would be graced

00:09:43by your presence

00:09:44won't you come inside

00:09:45that would be amazing

00:09:46it would

00:09:46except that

00:09:48my wife and I

00:09:49we just got back

00:09:49from our honeymoon

00:09:50and we're very

00:09:51very very tired

00:09:51that's nothing

00:09:52then a little jack-o'-lantern java won't fix

00:09:54and Marvin makes them extra strong

00:09:56yes I do

00:09:57that sounds amazing

00:09:58sure it is

00:09:59except that we haven't been deloused yet

00:10:01deloused?

00:10:02yes

00:10:02but in the meantime

00:10:03per your display

00:10:04as detailed as it is

00:10:05we are going to have to ask you to

00:10:07you know

00:10:07pair it back

00:10:08pair it back?

00:10:10the lights and the pumpkins

00:10:11can stay

00:10:11great touch actually

00:10:12but your lawn display

00:10:13has to go

00:10:14back into the crib

00:10:19as it were

00:10:19I don't understand

00:10:21our realtor told us

00:10:22this was the most

00:10:23festive neighborhood

00:10:25in all of the state of Utah

00:10:26and we are

00:10:27yes

00:10:27at Christmas

00:10:28we are ever green

00:10:29lame

00:10:30not ever screen

00:10:31lame

00:10:31what ever screen

00:10:32lame

00:10:33we should totally call it that

00:10:34oh god

00:10:34no

00:10:35don't do that

00:10:36that was just a very clever

00:10:38play on words

00:10:38for me to emphasize

00:10:40my point

00:10:40which is what exactly?

00:10:42per HOA guidelines

00:10:44we um

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00:10:46says that

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00:10:49twelve

00:10:51I'm pretty sure

00:10:51it says you have

00:10:52too much Halloween

00:10:52well that's not

00:10:53what Albert told us

00:10:54and it was confirmed

00:10:55by Gabe

00:10:56oh so you've

00:10:56met my parents

00:10:57they were the first

00:10:58to welcome us

00:10:59to the neighborhood

00:10:59so nice of you both

00:11:01to let them stay

00:11:01with you for the rest

00:11:02of hurricane season

00:11:03especially right

00:11:04after the wedding

00:11:05must be scoring

00:11:06some serious

00:11:07son-in-law points

00:11:08fair

00:11:09well I better be

00:11:11you know what

00:11:11why don't you just

00:11:12excuse us

00:11:13we're gonna get settled

00:11:13and then we can discuss

00:11:14this whole

00:11:15in-laws and by-laws

00:11:16situations

00:11:16that sound okay

00:11:17fair is foul

00:11:18and foul is fair

00:11:20just let us know

00:11:22will do

00:11:22let's go

00:11:23turn around

00:11:25so great to meet you

00:11:26ta-da

00:11:26stay near

00:11:28it's a strange couple

00:11:30indeed

00:11:34I really hope

00:11:35you're not mad at me

00:11:36I'm definitely not mad

00:11:37Emily

00:11:38I'm just a little

00:11:39surprised is all

00:11:39why didn't you

00:11:40tell me you invited them

00:11:41so sorry

00:11:41my mom asked

00:11:42in the middle

00:11:42of the wedding

00:11:43craziness

00:11:43and I just forgot

00:11:44I truly am sorry

00:11:46but they're in the

00:11:47guest loft

00:11:47above the garage

00:11:48you're never gonna

00:11:49see them

00:11:50don't apologize

00:11:51I love your parents

00:11:52I love hosting

00:11:52your parents

00:11:53it's just

00:11:54you know

00:11:54like you said

00:11:55it's just me and you

00:11:56now

00:11:56so I just want to

00:11:57be on the same page

00:11:57on this stuff

00:11:58that's all

00:11:59absolutely

00:11:59I got your back

00:12:00and I've got yours

00:12:05now let's take care

00:12:06of this decoration

00:12:07situation

00:12:07all right

00:12:09Jared

00:12:09what seems to be

00:12:10the problem

00:12:10oh I don't know

00:12:11Halbert

00:12:12maybe the fact

00:12:12that we got back

00:12:13from the wedding

00:12:13of our dreams

00:12:14only return

00:12:14to a nightmare

00:12:15it's just a few

00:12:16lawn decorations

00:12:17that's how it starts

00:12:18and this

00:12:19you know

00:12:19the younger generation

00:12:20they're sneaking

00:12:21out of their bedrooms

00:12:21searching for the

00:12:22great pumpkin

00:12:22let's not get crazy

00:12:24now

00:12:24I'm not

00:12:26it's just

00:12:28I'm hoping

00:12:29we are being

00:12:29sensitive

00:12:30to those

00:12:31who may not

00:12:32feel comfortable

00:12:33celebrating

00:12:33this time of year

00:12:35we have bylaws

00:12:36put in place

00:12:36like this

00:12:37for a reason

00:12:37right

00:12:37but that's not

00:12:38entirely true

00:12:39what do you mean

00:12:39it's not true

00:12:40the motion

00:12:41to deescalate

00:12:41the other holidays

00:12:42was proposed

00:12:43and hotly debated

00:12:44but in the end

00:12:46was never voted on

00:12:48and therefore

00:12:49never passed

00:12:50what other lies

00:12:52have I been told

00:12:52nobody lied

00:12:53to you Jared

00:12:54the council

00:12:55just decided

00:12:56after what happened

00:12:58maybe a vote

00:12:59wasn't necessary

00:13:00everyone agreed

00:13:02to honor

00:13:02the deescalation

00:13:04of Halloween

00:13:04out of respect

00:13:05but technically

00:13:06there's no official bylaw

00:13:07what do you mean

00:13:08after what happened

00:13:08oh honey

00:13:09have you forgotten

00:13:12we did all of this

00:13:13for you

00:13:14for me

00:13:16maybe she blocked it out

00:13:18it was the last big

00:13:19Halloween we celebrated

00:13:21on the lane

00:13:24you mean the last year

00:13:25with grandma

00:13:32excuse me

00:13:34I'll be in the basement

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00:13:59hey Graham Graham

00:14:04I'm sorry

00:14:04I left you down here

00:14:07I just

00:14:08couldn't figure out

00:14:09exactly where to put you

00:14:12your memory

00:14:12lives best in my head

00:14:14anyway

00:14:16I know

00:14:16it's not the best way

00:14:17to deal with things

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00:14:19here we are

00:14:20in a basement

00:14:21full of old memories

00:14:23no one can bother us

00:14:24hey

00:14:25Jiminy Christmas

00:14:26you scared me

00:14:26I'm sorry

00:14:27I know how you feel

00:14:28about basements

00:14:29and

00:14:30well you've been down here

00:14:31for

00:14:32wow

00:14:3327 minutes

00:14:34and counting

00:14:34it's gotta be a record

00:14:35for me

00:14:36honestly it's not that bad

00:14:41what

00:14:41was that

00:14:43Bernice

00:14:45yeah I know

00:14:45I still hate it down here

00:14:50you okay

00:14:52yeah

00:14:53I'll be fine

00:14:56I think I've just been so

00:14:58focused on the wedding

00:14:59and our future

00:15:00that

00:15:01I kind of forgot about the past

00:15:05well she was a great woman

00:15:07yeah I can still hear her voice

00:15:10remember what she always used to say to us

00:15:12you two belong in a storybook

00:15:19it's Halloween sweetie

00:15:20what could you possibly be upset about

00:15:23Ashlyn Ashworth and her friends

00:15:24just like scarecrows in her yard

00:15:26and they totally jumped out and scared us

00:15:29you got yard yelp did ya

00:15:30yep

00:15:31don't let them get to you

00:15:32they were just trying to have fun

00:15:34but I ran so fast

00:15:36I spilled my candy on the way back

00:15:38that's okay Emily

00:15:39I'll share mine

00:15:40Jared

00:15:41that won't be necessary

00:15:42I'll take you two out on the golf cart

00:15:45awesome

00:15:46I heard Mary Louise and Bob

00:15:48are giving out

00:15:48full sized candy bars

00:15:50we gotta get there

00:15:51before they run out

00:15:51all in good time

00:15:53my pretties

00:15:54all in good time

00:15:58before we go

00:16:00why don't you tell Jared

00:16:02what I always say about Halloween

00:16:04never go to Ned's house

00:16:05he only gives out

00:16:07freeze dried elk liver

00:16:08true

00:16:09what else do I say about Halloween

00:16:11it started as a day

00:16:12to remember those who passed away

00:16:14even though we get to dress up

00:16:16and get candy from our friends

00:16:17and family

00:16:19we should also remember

00:16:20our friends and family members

00:16:22that aren't with us anymore

00:16:23and not only should we remember them

00:16:25but they should be celebrated

00:16:27but why do we dress up

00:16:29because it's tradition

00:16:30and there's no better way

00:16:32to connect with your friends

00:16:33and neighbors

00:16:34than through age old traditions

00:16:35now what do you say

00:16:37we get back to my favorite one of all

00:16:39trick-or-treating

00:16:40let's do it

00:16:41all right kids

00:16:42mount up

00:16:44happy Halloween

00:16:46we got so much candy that year

00:16:48buckets full

00:16:52I had no idea that'd be the last time

00:16:54she took us trick-or-treating

00:16:56she was gone just two weeks later

00:16:58that's when the neighborhood decided

00:16:59to take a step back

00:17:00she was the center

00:17:01of the celebration

00:17:02with her creativity

00:17:03and the costumes

00:17:04and the decorations

00:17:06she always inspired everybody

00:17:07Halloween was never the same

00:17:08without her

00:17:09of course I was heartbroken

00:17:10when she passed

00:17:11but I had no idea

00:17:12that's why everyone else

00:17:13pulled back from celebrating

00:17:14and I never asked for that

00:17:16and certainly not something

00:17:18Graham Graham would have wanted

00:17:19oh you're right

00:17:19I mean she said it herself

00:17:21Halloween is for remembering

00:17:22your loved ones

00:17:23and having a whole lot of fun

00:17:26it's time we bring Halloween back

00:17:28evergreen style

00:17:29are you sure about this?

00:17:30no

00:17:31I'm not sure about this

00:17:32I'm actually scared

00:17:33hot to death about this

00:17:33you know how I am

00:17:34I don't like scary movies

00:17:35I don't even like movies

00:17:36that people say aren't scary

00:17:37but definitely are

00:17:38tell me about it

00:17:38I've been trying to get you

00:17:39to finish Never Ending Story

00:17:40for forever

00:17:41yeah that's never gonna happen

00:17:42because I hate quicksand

00:17:43as much as I hate scary basements

00:17:44noted

00:17:45but it's time for you

00:17:46to wake up

00:17:47and face the creepy organ music

00:17:48for the neighborhood

00:17:51and for grandma

00:17:52and for you

00:17:54now let's get you out of here

00:17:58first

00:17:58no kissing in the creepy basement

00:18:00fair enough

00:18:01speed it up buttercup

00:18:02we got work to do

00:18:06looking good grandma

00:18:09figure I can call you that

00:18:11and I'll let them

00:18:11officially in the family

00:18:14don't worry

00:18:16we're gonna make you proud

00:18:18come up to the attic

00:18:20you have to see this

00:18:22Em do you just want to

00:18:23bring them down here?

00:18:24I can't

00:18:25just please

00:18:26just come up

00:18:51wow

00:18:53look what I found

00:18:56portal to Pan's Labyrinth

00:18:57my grandma's witch hat

00:18:59oh there's so much

00:19:01great stuff up here

00:19:02I can see why you spent

00:19:03so much time here

00:19:04wait

00:19:04you've never been to my attic?

00:19:06no

00:19:06I was never allowed

00:19:07apparently I'm still trespassing

00:19:09no boys allowed

00:19:10even Jowid Farnsworth

00:19:13spelling was atrocious

00:19:14in your defense

00:19:15that is the way

00:19:16I used to pronounce it

00:19:17well Jared Farnsworth

00:19:18is very much

00:19:19allowed up here

00:19:20he's not a boy

00:19:21he's a man

00:19:22my man

00:19:22mm-hmm

00:19:24all right

00:19:25we have to brainstorm

00:19:26how we are gonna make this

00:19:27the best Halloween in years

00:19:28we could start by

00:19:29selling tickets to this

00:19:30creepy attic

00:19:31come on

00:19:31it's not that creepy

00:19:34I will not be ashamed

00:19:35by my choice in music

00:19:36and how do you explain

00:19:37the creepy typewriter

00:19:38from The Shining?

00:19:39that was my grandma's

00:19:40she taught me to type

00:19:41on that one

00:19:42yeah and that was the desk

00:19:43where I would sit

00:19:44and write all my stories

00:19:45you know maybe this is

00:19:46a message from her

00:19:47to get you to start

00:19:48writing again

00:19:49I wish she'd sent

00:19:50that message to my

00:19:51former agent

00:19:51or publisher or two

00:19:54I spent most of my

00:19:55twenties trying to

00:19:56make a career out of

00:19:57writing stories

00:19:58but it just wasn't

00:19:59meant to be

00:19:59maybe it's best

00:20:01this chapter of my life

00:20:02is left up here

00:20:03just a beautiful

00:20:04childhood memory

00:20:05this was your dream

00:20:06yeah but when your dream

00:20:08is just collecting dust

00:20:10in a box

00:20:10it's time to pack it up

00:20:13and move on

00:20:15all right we gotta get busy

00:20:16we have an HOA meeting

00:20:17to plan

00:20:18we have some serious

00:20:19bylaws to propose

00:20:20I am gonna mobilize

00:20:21the ladies of the

00:20:22activities committee

00:20:23and if you could

00:20:24coordinate with Ned

00:20:24about a venue

00:20:25on it

00:20:26thank you

00:20:38oh Jared

00:20:45thanks for the inspiration

00:20:47Graham

00:20:47we'll make you proud

00:20:53all right evergreen ladies

00:20:54this may come as a

00:20:56very big surprise

00:20:56but in honor of my

00:20:58sweet grandma Melrose

00:20:59I want to help bring back

00:21:00Halloween in a big way

00:21:02so let's get a good

00:21:03old-fashioned brainstorm

00:21:04going on the thread

00:21:05traditions

00:21:05old and new

00:21:06all ideas welcome

00:21:07fire them off

00:21:08and as Graham Graham

00:21:09would say

00:21:10mount up

00:21:13come on honey

00:21:14let's go

00:21:15Ned's hosting

00:21:16and you know

00:21:16he needs a good

00:21:1736 hour advance notice

00:21:18to demust the place

00:21:19coming sweetheart

00:21:24I thought we agreed

00:21:26after the last time

00:21:26that we weren't gonna

00:21:27hold the HOA meetings

00:21:28at Ned's anymore

00:21:29I mean he served

00:21:30expired military rations

00:21:32I think we should

00:21:33have a potluck

00:21:34well then we're gonna

00:21:35need a lot of luck

00:21:35because Susie's

00:21:36funeral potatoes

00:21:37almost killed me

00:21:38I'm impressed

00:21:39you really upped

00:21:40your game here

00:21:41what is the queen coming

00:21:42nothing says royalty

00:21:43like charcuterie

00:21:44I've got the donuts

00:21:45tips on the creepy

00:21:47cruller

00:21:47Ned

00:21:48don't push me

00:21:49on the pastries

00:21:50you can't have

00:21:50a creepy cruller

00:21:52because they don't

00:21:53exist

00:21:53wait

00:21:54there are only

00:21:55crullers

00:21:56no donuts

00:21:57I know how popular

00:21:58they are so I made

00:21:59them all crullers

00:22:00I'm sorry

00:22:00what did you say

00:22:01crullers

00:22:02I said crullers

00:22:03that's what I thought

00:22:04thank you Belinda

00:22:05at least you won't

00:22:06embarrass yourself

00:22:07leg wrestling

00:22:08bob for one of them

00:22:09I would have won

00:22:10if he let me wear

00:22:11my orthotic sneakers

00:22:12it was barefoot

00:22:13or bust in my day

00:22:14that's because

00:22:15they hadn't invented

00:22:16shoes yet

00:22:17so what's the tea

00:22:19fam

00:22:20are the new neighbors

00:22:21going to show up

00:22:22today

00:22:23if they do

00:22:23I'm sure it'll be

00:22:24in a puff of smoke

00:22:25or on broomback

00:22:26I swear those two

00:22:28are witches

00:22:28have you ever heard

00:22:29that Luna speak

00:22:30every word she says

00:22:32sounds like she's

00:22:33casting a spell

00:22:33so spooky

00:22:34yeah

00:22:35they've been invited

00:22:36as per Jared

00:22:37in the prima

00:22:37conventus clause

00:22:38of 94

00:22:39I've heard

00:22:40that Marvin

00:22:41is a mortgage banker

00:22:43by day

00:22:43and moonlights

00:22:45as an undertaker

00:22:46just for kicks

00:22:47I don't know

00:22:48what they called them

00:22:49in the 19th century

00:22:50but today

00:22:50we call them morticians

00:22:52and where did you hear

00:22:53that from anyway

00:22:54I'll give you a hint

00:22:55he wears a singlet

00:22:57for underwear

00:22:57and he believes

00:22:59that pro wrestling

00:23:00is real

00:23:02if a masked man

00:23:03gave you

00:23:03the tombstone pile driver

00:23:05at a waffle house

00:23:06outside of Galveston

00:23:07I assure you

00:23:08you would know

00:23:09just how real it is

00:23:11I can see that

00:23:12your ongoing litigation

00:23:13with the undertaker

00:23:14hasn't been resolved

00:23:15that doesn't mean

00:23:16that Marvin

00:23:17works in a mortuary

00:23:18for fun

00:23:19think about it

00:23:19the initials

00:23:20M. Balmer

00:23:22M. Balmer

00:23:23what kind of a cruel joke

00:23:25were his parents playing

00:23:26worst part is

00:23:27I am M. Balmer the 5th

00:23:29so that's five generations

00:23:30of being bullied

00:23:31in middle school

00:23:32but no

00:23:32I am not a mortician

00:23:34for fun or professionally

00:23:35just want to

00:23:36clear that up

00:23:36from the jump

00:23:37sorry didn't mean

00:23:38to be rude

00:23:38not offended

00:23:39in the least

00:23:39round about

00:23:40the cauldron go

00:23:42in the poison

00:23:43entrails throw

00:23:44no the poison

00:23:45and while we're at it

00:23:48my wife is not

00:23:49a witch

00:23:50exactly what a witch

00:23:51would say

00:23:52dibs on the ruby slippers

00:23:53round about

00:23:54the cauldron go

00:23:56in the poison

00:23:57entrails throw

00:23:59yes

00:24:00oh

00:24:02sorry

00:24:02you guys must think

00:24:04I am crazy

00:24:04I just got cast

00:24:05in Macbeth

00:24:06at the castle theater

00:24:07she's gonna be

00:24:08witch number one

00:24:08yeah that's

00:24:09that's sort of

00:24:10a dream role

00:24:10for me

00:24:10your dream role

00:24:11is witch number one

00:24:13yeah cause witch number two

00:24:14was already cast

00:24:15Marvin and I

00:24:16are English professors

00:24:17at UVU

00:24:18and total Shakespeare buffs

00:24:20what light

00:24:21through yonder window

00:24:22breaks

00:24:22tis our new neighbors

00:24:24and Halloween

00:24:25is their son

00:24:26I see we have

00:24:27a fellow Shakespearean

00:24:28among us

00:24:28just got my bard card

00:24:30renewed

00:24:30to fortnight ago

00:24:31huzzah

00:24:33here we go

00:24:34and your lawn display

00:24:35is amazing

00:24:36BT dubs

00:24:37an homage

00:24:38to the great tragedies

00:24:39mmm

00:24:40Shakespeare was the father

00:24:41of the modern horror genre

00:24:42thou speakest truth

00:24:44aye

00:24:45all right

00:24:46at last

00:24:47I hate

00:24:48to break up this

00:24:49fun little drama camp

00:24:51we've got going on here

00:24:52but this

00:24:53is Evergreen Lane

00:24:54not the globe theater

00:24:55and our HOA president

00:24:57would never allow

00:24:59this level

00:24:59of theatrics

00:25:03ladies and gentlemen

00:25:05of the HOA

00:25:06for the first time ever

00:25:07we present

00:25:08to your master stations

00:25:16boo

00:25:18boo

00:25:21I got the cramers

00:25:23it's pronounced cruller

00:25:29ladies and gentlemen

00:25:30I do apologize

00:25:30for this late start

00:25:32I was unaware

00:25:33of the potency

00:25:34of indoor smoke bombs

00:25:35you could have just

00:25:36borrowed my Bulgarian

00:25:37fog condenser

00:25:38but whatever

00:25:39noted

00:25:40thank you

00:25:41I'm sure you're all

00:25:42wondering

00:25:42why we called

00:25:44this last minute meeting

00:25:45no not really

00:25:46Emily emailed us

00:25:47all an itinerary

00:25:47last night

00:25:48great

00:25:48well I'm sure

00:25:49you're all wondering

00:25:50why the change of heart

00:25:51then

00:25:51no

00:25:51Emily sent us

00:25:52a very inspirational

00:25:54voice memo

00:25:55explaining everything

00:25:56did she now

00:25:58it's great

00:25:58well I guess I'm not sure

00:25:59what I'm doing here

00:26:00other than just looking

00:26:01pretty fly

00:26:01in my vintage

00:26:02J press suit

00:26:03you look great

00:26:04do you want me to take this

00:26:05please please

00:26:06all right everyone

00:26:07per addendum B

00:26:09subparagraph C

00:26:10of the HOA handbook

00:26:11the head of the

00:26:12activities committee

00:26:14has the right

00:26:15has the right and obligation

00:26:16to propose and uphold

00:26:17traditions new and old

00:26:19I love it when you speak

00:26:20bylaw

00:26:21I learn from the best

00:26:22wow

00:26:22you two really took that

00:26:23to become one homily

00:26:25to heart

00:26:25oh thank you so much

00:26:26it's so sweet

00:26:26it's a special speech

00:26:27okay please stop

00:26:28so I took the committee's

00:26:30feedback

00:26:30I ran it by Mr. President

00:26:32here

00:26:32and we have decided

00:26:34to turn Evergreen Lane

00:26:35into

00:26:39Evergreen Lane

00:26:42we have taken the

00:26:43traditions of yesteryear

00:26:45combined with the

00:26:46zeitgeist of current day

00:26:47to bring this spooky

00:26:48season to life in a new

00:26:49and thrilling way

00:26:52inspired by the

00:26:53boldness of the

00:26:54Balmers

00:26:54each household will be

00:26:55required to create

00:26:57a Halloween lawn display

00:26:59to bring the spirit

00:27:00of this holiday to life

00:27:01you have one week

00:27:02to get your displays

00:27:03together

00:27:03or there will be

00:27:05consequences

00:27:06I mean it'll be like

00:27:08you know a citation

00:27:09or community service hours

00:27:10but do not tempt me

00:27:11for I have fresh

00:27:13citation pads

00:27:14there will be daily

00:27:15activities leading up

00:27:16to Halloween

00:27:17such as a pumpkin

00:27:18painting contest

00:27:19painting?

00:27:20why don't we just

00:27:22carve those puppies?

00:27:23because Ned

00:27:24pumpkin guts are gross

00:27:25they're stringy

00:27:25they're slimy

00:27:25no

00:27:26but it's very visceral

00:27:27for me

00:27:28okay please

00:27:29Ned

00:27:29we don't have time

00:27:30for your sensory obsession

00:27:32touch your corduroys

00:27:33thank you Pamela

00:27:34you're gonna be thrilled

00:27:34to know that there will be

00:27:35a beastly

00:27:36bake-off

00:27:37yes

00:27:39oh my gosh

00:27:40I could be

00:27:41ghoulier child

00:27:43with spooky sweaters

00:27:45and just how we do

00:27:45a toy drive

00:27:46at Christmas

00:27:47we will be doing

00:27:48a charity food drive

00:27:49but

00:27:50to top it all off

00:27:53sorry

00:27:54okay

00:27:54Jared really wanted

00:27:55to do this part

00:27:55so good

00:27:56thank you so much honey

00:27:57and to top it all off

00:27:58on all

00:27:59Hallows Eve

00:28:00October 31st

00:28:01Halloween

00:28:01after the tricks

00:28:02have been played

00:28:04after the treats

00:28:05have been treated

00:28:06we will have

00:28:07a cul-de-sac

00:28:09carnival

00:28:09costume

00:28:10competition

00:28:12to bring that

00:28:13creativity to life

00:28:14are there any

00:28:15rules

00:28:16to who we can

00:28:17or cannot

00:28:18impersonate

00:28:18no more foreign dignitaries

00:28:20we do not need

00:28:20the FBI here again

00:28:21yes Ned

00:28:22please keep all costumes

00:28:23within the parameters

00:28:24of HOA guidelines

00:28:25and in accordance

00:28:26with state and federal laws

00:28:27tricky

00:28:27but not impossible

00:28:29in light of all this

00:28:30we have something

00:28:31we'd like to propose

00:28:32that is if we can't

00:28:33invoke addendum 3

00:28:34of the party protocol

00:28:35oh wow

00:28:36invoke away please

00:28:36I know you already

00:28:37have the food drive

00:28:38planned

00:28:39but every year

00:28:40we do a big

00:28:41spooky alley

00:28:42in our front yard

00:28:43we go all out

00:28:44to raise money

00:28:45for the children's hospital

00:28:46as a young girl

00:28:47I was treated there

00:28:48and they saved my life

00:28:50so we try to do

00:28:52everything we can

00:28:52to give back

00:28:53that's amazing

00:28:54I mean

00:28:54dealt with the charity

00:28:55I love it

00:28:56I really love it

00:28:56wait wait wait

00:28:59how spooky are we talking

00:29:01say like a 5

00:29:02or a 6

00:29:03on the Nosferatu meter

00:29:04we hit a 7.5 once

00:29:06no

00:29:07no

00:29:077.5

00:29:08but that was close

00:29:09to Y2K

00:29:10so all sorts of things

00:29:11were happening

00:29:11that won't happen again

00:29:15I mean

00:29:16it's within 5

00:29:17I think we need to

00:29:18go ahead

00:29:18I'm not opposed to it

00:29:19as long as we remember

00:29:20this is for the kids

00:29:21so we have to keep

00:29:22the scare factor

00:29:23to a 5 or below

00:29:23yeah of course

00:29:24should we just take a vote

00:29:26well I think we have to

00:29:27I mean that's part of the bylaws

00:29:28then that settles it

00:29:29I'll pass out some ballots

00:29:30and we can decide

00:29:32if this neighborhood

00:29:33is ready to come together

00:29:34to face

00:29:35our biggest fears

00:29:36this Halloween

00:29:37I've already faced

00:29:38my greatest fear

00:29:39a hot yoga class

00:29:40taught by Ned

00:29:41it's free on Thursdays

00:29:43oh it might be free

00:29:44but you will pay dearly

00:29:46trust me

00:29:47now take me off

00:29:48I love your mail chimp

00:29:55Halloween is back baby

00:29:56okay

00:29:57I hope pumpkin spiced

00:29:59your latte

00:29:59I'm just so excited

00:30:00the vote

00:30:01was unanimous

00:30:02everyone loved

00:30:03my Halloween plans

00:30:04and then our new neighbors

00:30:05had this amazing idea

00:30:06to do this outdoor

00:30:07spooky alley

00:30:07and it's gonna raise money

00:30:08for the children's hospital

00:30:09first lady of ever

00:30:11scream lane

00:30:11you're really taking charge

00:30:12carving up the HOA handbook

00:30:15how's Jared doing

00:30:16with all this

00:30:16at first it was

00:30:17really hard for him

00:30:18to transition his mind

00:30:19to a new holiday

00:30:20kind of like he's cheating

00:30:20on Christmas

00:30:21right

00:30:21but now that he's in it

00:30:23he's doubling down

00:30:24it's like Kevin in K-pop

00:30:25this is new

00:30:26I played one song for him

00:30:27one time he totally

00:30:28made fun of me

00:30:29the next day

00:30:29it was all he was

00:30:30listening to

00:30:30he's basically made it

00:30:32his whole personality

00:30:32same thing with Jared

00:30:33he's been driving

00:30:34all the way to Provo

00:30:35to go to this

00:30:36tailor-made costume store

00:30:37almost every day

00:30:38you are in it

00:30:39we are

00:30:39but it is just a lot

00:30:40to balance with work

00:30:41I feel like I'm kind of just

00:30:43going through the motions

00:30:44I mean I'm doing a good job

00:30:45but it's just

00:30:46it's not fulfilling

00:30:47welcome to most of America

00:30:48I think it's just

00:30:49you know the wedding

00:30:50and the honeymoon

00:30:51it was so perfect

00:30:52I just want to relive it

00:30:53well the honeymoon phase

00:30:54is great

00:30:54but the real joy of marriage

00:30:57is the journey

00:30:57that lies ahead

00:30:59I love that

00:31:00speaking of

00:31:01I have to get

00:31:02that little journey

00:31:03to piano lessons

00:31:04honey you want to wrap up

00:31:05that book you're reading

00:31:06we gotta get going

00:31:06all done

00:31:07I finished the whole series

00:31:08actually

00:31:09do you have any more

00:31:10oh

00:31:10I didn't even realize

00:31:12Jared had brought that box

00:31:13down from the attic

00:31:14no I only wrote the seven

00:31:16seven

00:31:17how come I only knew about one

00:31:18after my agent

00:31:19didn't get any bites

00:31:20on the first one

00:31:21she dropped me

00:31:22like a T-Swift album

00:31:23didn't really make sense

00:31:24to continue

00:31:25I really like

00:31:26the different aliens

00:31:26Zolt is so funny

00:31:28really

00:31:28what was your favorite part

00:31:30probably when the hover wagon

00:31:31was broken

00:31:32and Zolt was the only one

00:31:33who could fix it

00:31:34because of the combo wrench

00:31:35his dad gave him

00:31:36wow

00:31:37you really did read it

00:31:38yep

00:31:39let me know

00:31:39if you write any more

00:31:41thanks Nicole

00:31:42I will

00:31:56oh cute costume

00:31:58you look adorable

00:32:04you shall not pass

00:32:09lie you fools

00:32:11boo

00:32:11what are you doing here

00:32:14I've been trying to ask you

00:32:15the same question

00:32:15but someone I know

00:32:16doesn't answer their phone

00:32:17for the last two hours

00:32:18I'm sorry

00:32:18the store's a bit of a

00:32:19dead zone

00:32:20didn't you see the sign

00:32:22Jared

00:32:22that says undead zone

00:32:24it's just a clever sign

00:32:25to sell zombie paraphernalia

00:32:27I love this store

00:32:28clearly

00:32:29you've been coming here

00:32:30every day

00:32:30since we jumped on

00:32:31this haunted hayride

00:32:31I just want to feel inspired

00:32:33you know

00:32:33we have a costume contest

00:32:35coming up

00:32:35no no no

00:32:35we're doing Phantom of the Opera

00:32:37we're singing the duet

00:32:38yeah

00:32:38um

00:32:39I wanted to talk to you

00:32:40about that

00:32:41Jared

00:32:41you know I don't do harmony

00:32:42what if I did the contest

00:32:46alone

00:32:49oh

00:32:50okay

00:32:51is that fine

00:32:52yeah

00:32:53I mean I

00:32:54I don't know what to say

00:32:55but

00:32:55honest reaction

00:32:56go

00:32:58it's fine

00:32:58of course it's fine

00:32:59yeah

00:33:00we have been doing

00:33:00a lot of stuff together

00:33:01lately

00:33:01and maybe

00:33:02maybe we should do

00:33:04some things on our own

00:33:05okay

00:33:05so you're not annoyed

00:33:07I'm only annoyed

00:33:08that now I have to figure out

00:33:09what I'm doing

00:33:09whatever it is

00:33:10I'm sure it's going to be

00:33:11epic

00:33:12speaking of epic

00:33:13we should discuss

00:33:14law and display ASAP

00:33:15now

00:33:16what are you thinking

00:33:17evil battling robots

00:33:18zombie apocalypse

00:33:19no no

00:33:20this is what I wanted to tell you

00:33:22I think I have found

00:33:23the perfect thing

00:33:29I'm confused

00:33:29I thought we were working

00:33:30on the lawn display

00:33:31look around

00:33:32what does this remind you of

00:33:34mainly the fact that I missed lunch

00:33:35and I'm starving

00:33:36and I want to eat the entire store

00:33:37no think about it

00:33:38last Halloween with grandma

00:33:39yeah

00:33:41Hansel and Gretel

00:33:42the witch's gingerbread house

00:33:43what's more Halloween

00:33:44than Grimm's fairy tale

00:33:46and it's the perfect way

00:33:47to autograph

00:33:48we're going to get to work

00:33:49on the blueprints immediately

00:33:50we don't have time for blueprints

00:33:51once we build the witch's house

00:33:52it'll be the perfect hiding spot

00:33:53for yard yelping

00:33:54Jared

00:33:55yes

00:33:55no

00:33:56I didn't think you were

00:33:56into yard yelping

00:33:58I'm not

00:34:00I'm not

00:34:03but if I was

00:34:04I would be like

00:34:05the Daniel Day-Lewis of it

00:34:06you know I hate

00:34:07when people do that

00:34:09Ashley Nashward

00:34:10still haunts my dreams

00:34:12twenty years later

00:34:13I could see her

00:34:14in that scarecrow makeup

00:34:15she's lurking about

00:34:16oh it's horrible

00:34:17horrible

00:34:18well then

00:34:19why would you vote

00:34:20to protect yard yelping

00:34:21on the new HOA protocol

00:34:22because like it or not

00:34:23it is a tradition

00:34:24and traditions are important

00:34:25but that's why

00:34:26I added the regulation

00:34:27to reduce the scare factor

00:34:29that way

00:34:29Everscreen Lane

00:34:30is a Halloween destination

00:34:31for all

00:34:32young and old

00:34:32so impressive

00:34:33I just really want this

00:34:34to be next level

00:34:35and it's going to be

00:34:36everyone can see it

00:34:38thanks

00:34:40you know

00:34:40speaking of Ashlyn

00:34:41doesn't she host

00:34:43Wake Up Utah

00:34:43on Channel 6

00:34:44yes

00:34:44her mom and mine

00:34:46stayed friends

00:34:46after they moved

00:34:48she mentions it

00:34:49every time she's on TV

00:34:50do you think

00:34:51she could put me

00:34:52in contact with her

00:34:52maybe they could do

00:34:53a story

00:34:54about what we're up to

00:34:55this year

00:34:55sure but

00:34:56aren't you guys

00:34:57like frenemies

00:34:58I mean we were

00:34:59but maybe it was

00:35:01a long time ago

00:35:01and if it could help

00:35:03bring people to the carnival

00:35:03that would be great

00:35:04I mean our neighborhood

00:35:05isn't exactly known

00:35:06as a Halloween destination

00:35:07so

00:35:08if we want to raise

00:35:09some serious money

00:35:10for Children's Hospital

00:35:10I do think

00:35:11it's worth a try

00:35:12I like where your head's at

00:35:13cheers

00:35:13where's your stomach at

00:35:14because I'm starving

00:35:15excuse me

00:35:16can we get a dozen patries

00:35:17to go

00:35:18and one is German

00:35:19chocolate cookies

00:35:20and two honey boys

00:35:23excuse me

00:35:23could I see this please

00:35:24orange

00:35:26ooh

00:35:26they clear

00:35:27two

00:35:28they clear

00:35:34careful Bob

00:35:35I don't want to fall down

00:35:36he's a werewolf

00:35:37why would he be wearing

00:35:38a ball gown

00:35:39let's judge this guy up

00:35:41careful that could be flammable

00:35:42trust me

00:35:43I know

00:35:46Jared

00:35:46slow down

00:35:48looking good Belinda

00:35:49thanks boo

00:35:52did you just call Ned

00:35:53your boo

00:35:53no

00:35:54I was just trying

00:35:55to scare him

00:35:56boo

00:35:57did I scare you

00:35:58right out of my socks

00:35:59girl

00:36:01hey Jared

00:36:02help me put the nails

00:36:03in my coffin

00:36:05gladly

00:36:14smile you two

00:36:16oh what a couple

00:36:17of fansomes you are

00:36:19oh my goodness

00:36:21oh

00:36:22oh you're bum

00:36:23you need some ice on this

00:36:25Jared

00:36:25a little help

00:36:26yeah I got you

00:36:27what do you clowns

00:36:28think you're doing

00:36:29thank you

00:36:31Jared

00:36:31it has been a real circus

00:36:33around here with these guys

00:36:34I swear

00:36:35one of them

00:36:36is possessed

00:36:37you know clowns freak

00:36:38a lot of people out

00:36:39but not me

00:36:40I actually

00:36:40kind of like them

00:36:41well you are braver

00:36:43than I am

00:36:43you know I'm going to try

00:36:44to get these guys

00:36:45set up over there

00:36:46I mean you've been

00:36:47working out

00:36:47could you get that

00:36:48big clown

00:36:49stood up

00:36:49of course

00:36:50anything of course

00:36:51Pamela

00:36:51sure

00:36:56you just got yard yelped

00:36:58hard

00:37:00you did Jared

00:37:02you got me Helen

00:37:03you got me good

00:37:04I thought you said

00:37:05clowns didn't scare you

00:37:07hope we didn't scare you

00:37:08too bad

00:37:08don't you ever apologize

00:37:10for a well executed prank

00:37:12Jared is a big boy

00:37:13he can handle it

00:37:15that's right

00:37:15oh look

00:37:16Ned and Melinda

00:37:17are trying to prank you too

00:37:20are you seeing

00:37:21what I'm seeing

00:37:23oh my gosh

00:37:24Jared

00:37:25Jared are you okay

00:37:26what's happening to him

00:37:28mom

00:37:28I don't know sweetie

00:37:29just go inside

00:37:31yes dear

00:37:32whatever

00:37:33looking good Melinda

00:37:35thanks boo

00:37:36oh I'm sorry

00:37:37oh

00:37:39is that better

00:37:41yeah

00:37:41that's better

00:37:43Jared

00:37:43are you okay

00:37:47I see

00:37:48Ned people

00:37:50Jared

00:37:51don't do anything

00:37:52crazy

00:38:00Emily

00:38:01Emily

00:38:04Emily

00:38:05where are you

00:38:06I'm in the kitchen

00:38:07no no

00:38:09no no

00:38:09no

00:38:10no

00:38:10is everything okay

00:38:12no

00:38:12it's not okay

00:38:13we are in fact

00:38:14in a worst case scenario

00:38:15scenario

00:38:16did you get rejected

00:38:17from the Santa Academy

00:38:18what did you hear something

00:38:18no

00:38:19it's worse than that

00:38:19how is that even possible

00:38:20it's Ned

00:38:21did he steal your devil sticks

00:38:22what no

00:38:23where are those by the way

00:38:24it's so odd

00:38:25maybe they'll show up

00:38:26it's so bad

00:38:26I don't even want to say it out loud

00:38:27okay is he going through

00:38:28like a flat earth phase again

00:38:29it's worse than that

00:38:30okay you're killing me small

00:38:31spit it out

00:38:32Ned

00:38:33is dating

00:38:34my mom

00:38:37oh no

00:38:42I don't care what he says

00:38:43I refuse to call him dad

00:38:45you might be getting ahead of yourself here

00:38:46you don't know how serious it is yet

00:38:48whatever it was

00:38:49it definitely was not in the friend zone

00:38:51do they know that you saw them flirting

00:38:52no

00:38:53I'll never say a word

00:38:54because I want it erased from my memory

00:38:55every time I close my eyes

00:38:57I can just see the way they were looking at each other

00:38:59just focused and intense

00:39:01like there was no one else in the cul-de-sac

00:39:03actually sounds kind of sweet

00:39:04the man pours Peck O'Brien in his shredded wheat

00:39:07there's nothing sweet about him

00:39:12I have to tell Pamela not to tell anyone

00:39:13she saw two

00:39:14is that bad?

00:39:15that's not good

00:39:16is she going to tell everyone?

00:39:17I mean that tea's probably too hot for her not to spill

00:39:19we have to stop this

00:39:20I get that you're upset

00:39:20but you got to remember they're adults

00:39:21and Ned is

00:39:22Ned

00:39:23and maybe that's what your mom wants

00:39:24or maybe she's onto a spell

00:39:26didn't you say that he studied hypnosis in Vienna?

00:39:29Jared

00:39:29you have to talk to her

00:39:31ask her how she's feeling

00:39:32she's obviously worried

00:39:34and that's why she's hiding it from you

00:39:35so tell her it's safe for her to talk to you about it

00:39:38at this point

00:39:38I don't know if it is

00:39:39great

00:39:40okay why don't you just take a breath

00:39:42let me go work on the gingerbread house

00:39:43I'm sure there's some gumdrops that need to be gummed

00:39:44or some candy that needs to be caned

00:39:46what?

00:39:47there's no candy canes at Halloween

00:39:49Jared

00:39:50just eat your pie

00:39:51for you I will

00:39:51needs more sprinkles

00:39:54that looks good

00:39:56when did you do this?

00:39:58I've been wrapped up with all this Ned knot

00:39:59since I haven't even noticed this

00:40:00what are you doing over here?

00:40:02Jess was over here with Nicole the other day

00:40:04and she read all of his books

00:40:05that you had brought down from the attic

00:40:07and she really loved them

00:40:08and it just kind of inspired me

00:40:10to pick it up again

00:40:10you totally should

00:40:11it's very casual

00:40:12just the neighborhood had inspired an idea

00:40:14and it just you know

00:40:15just started sketching some things out

00:40:16sketch away my love

00:40:18looks great

00:40:19you're so talented

00:40:20thank you that means

00:40:21I love you

00:40:23oh my goodness

00:40:24Ashton texted me back

00:40:25oh nice

00:40:26what'd she say?

00:40:27the channel 6 news

00:40:28is coming to Everscreen Lane

00:40:30what?

00:40:34I'm gonna text the girls

00:40:42what happened there Graham?

00:40:44how'd you go all skiwampus on me again?

00:40:53everything's looking really good around here

00:40:55and

00:40:59I'm writing again

00:41:00I mean I'm not getting too excited

00:41:02just because it would happen last time

00:41:04but

00:41:04I am having

00:41:05so much fun

00:41:07and that's enough for me right now

00:41:09anyway

00:41:10it's turning into the picture perfect holiday

00:41:12and

00:41:14it just feels like everything's come full circle

00:41:19I only wish you were here to see it

00:41:23love you

00:41:23goodnight

00:41:32I'm Ashlyn Ashworth

00:41:33and welcome to Wake Up Utah

00:41:35we are here on Evergreen Lane

00:41:37or should I say

00:41:38Ever Scream Lane

00:41:39a neighborhood that is usually known for Christmas

00:41:42has traded its cheer for fear this spooky season

00:41:46when we come back

00:41:47we will join them

00:41:48as they kick off the much anticipated

00:41:50neighborhood pumpkin painting contest

00:41:52a tradition that has been squashed

00:41:55for over 25 years

00:41:57I nailed that right?

00:41:59hey

00:41:59is it a bad time?

00:42:00no

00:42:00not at all

00:42:01we're on commercial

00:42:02it is great to see you Emily

00:42:04good to see you too

00:42:04thank you so much for coming

00:42:06oh

00:42:06are you serious?

00:42:07I had to see this for myself

00:42:07I still can't believe that you're behind all of this

00:42:11we used to live here

00:42:11you know how festive we get

00:42:12for Christmas

00:42:13sure

00:42:14but ever since you got so scared

00:42:16by my scarecrow prank

00:42:17this entire neighborhood

00:42:18turned into a ghost town

00:42:19on Halloween

00:42:20remember?

00:42:21oh that is good

00:42:22hey write that down

00:42:23oh I remember

00:42:24and so does my therapist

00:42:25trust me

00:42:26come on

00:42:26it wasn't that bad

00:42:28I mean your friend Jeremy was there

00:42:29and he didn't seem too scared

00:42:30Jared

00:42:31who?

00:42:32me

00:42:32Jared Farnsworth

00:42:33oh

00:42:34I'm so sorry

00:42:35I meet a lot of people

00:42:36no no

00:42:36it's okay

00:42:37I was with her the night

00:42:38that you yard yelped this

00:42:40dress as handsome

00:42:40you know we were in Miss Thornock's homeroom together

00:42:43super skinny legs

00:42:44always wanted to play the mash game with us

00:42:46super nerdy

00:42:46that's fun to hear

00:42:47oh yeah

00:42:48big dorky glasses

00:42:50and he would always rig the mash game to end up with you

00:42:52I was like

00:42:53hello

00:42:54well

00:42:55I guess he got his wish

00:42:56because we got married last month

00:42:58that's amazing

00:43:00seriously

00:43:00congrats you two

00:43:01thank you

00:43:01and thank you so much for doing this segment

00:43:03it's really exciting

00:43:04as HOA president

00:43:06we really appreciate the exposure

00:43:07to show how far we've come

00:43:09since we celebrated Halloween on this level

00:43:11of course

00:43:11do you want me to interview you two

00:43:13no

00:43:13yes

00:43:15I just was thinking

00:43:16we should keep it about the neighbor

00:43:17you know

00:43:17totally

00:43:18okay well

00:43:18we're about to be back

00:43:19so I can catch up with you guys later

00:43:21yeah girl

00:43:21do your thing

00:43:23okay

00:43:24uh Ty

00:43:25let's move

00:43:25let's go get more coverage

00:43:27do your thing girl

00:43:28what was that

00:43:29I don't know

00:43:29I mean

00:43:30I get around her

00:43:30and I turn into plastic

00:43:31that is the least of my concerns right now

00:43:33I mean look

00:43:33Ned is at the table with my mom

00:43:35they're on a team

00:43:36relax

00:43:37I'm not supposed to relax

00:43:38it's Ned

00:43:39and how do you feel about the Halloween traditions coming back to life

00:43:42it's simply gorgeous

00:43:44did you see what I did there

00:43:46gourd

00:43:47gourdages

00:43:48that is a good one

00:43:49did you just come up with that

00:43:50that's been ripening on the vine for years

00:43:52don't make me put you down for now Bob

00:43:55when you're known for only Christmas

00:43:56you don't have the opportunity to show your range

00:43:59most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts

00:44:03but what they don't know is that I did a study abroad

00:44:06in the Atacama region of northern Chile

00:44:09which is the pumpkin capital of South America

00:44:12basically I have forgotten more about these babies

00:44:15than most people will learn in a lifetime

00:44:17I'm about to PH destroy the competition

00:44:20if you know what I mean

00:44:21do you know what I mean

00:44:23I think I do

00:44:24how would you describe your neighbors

00:44:25intense

00:44:26in a good way

00:44:27like Benedict from Much Ado About Nothing

00:44:29I'd say a little more like Catherine from Taming It

00:44:32true

00:44:32she's more like Rosalind

00:44:33well no I mean I know you love your Rosalind

00:44:35might as well talk about Tartuffe

00:44:36I'm excited to use the pointillism technique my mom taught me

00:44:39I think it really captures the essence of the holiday

00:44:42without being too on the nose

00:44:43I've gone for more of a cubist approach

00:44:45using shapes to really represent the surreal nature

00:44:48of what Halloween represents

00:44:49look at those couple goals

00:44:51adorable

00:44:51I can't even enjoy this right now

00:44:52I'm far too upset

00:44:53honey I want you to try to stay calm

00:44:55like it the wise

00:44:57like it the wise

00:44:58that's something you only say in your extreme duress

00:45:01deep breaths

00:45:01Ty for this one

00:45:02I'd love to get a nice in-camera zoom

00:45:04as you can see

00:45:05not everyone

00:45:06dressed up for the painting contest

00:45:08I guess

00:45:09some of us

00:45:10just care more

00:45:13now Ty

00:45:14go wide

00:45:18paint with us

00:45:21fun fact

00:45:22the first jack-o'-lanterns

00:45:24were made from turnips

00:45:26or large potatoes

00:45:27it stemmed from the Celtic Samhain festival in Ireland

00:45:30which some people pronounce

00:45:32Samhain

00:45:32yeah

00:45:33they were believed to ward off evil spirits lurking about

00:45:37but today

00:45:38there's a much more jocular meaning to it

00:45:42and dare I say

00:45:43romantic

00:45:44oh romantic in what way

00:45:46take our pumpkins for example

00:45:48oh Romeo and Juliet

00:45:50correct

00:45:51we are nearing noontide

00:45:53so the lighting is

00:45:54not correct for this

00:45:56but

00:45:56could you imagine

00:45:58what this street

00:45:59would look like

00:46:01at night

00:46:01and with these pumpkins

00:46:03carved and lit

00:46:04as they should have been done

00:46:06come eventide

00:46:08these star-crossed lovers

00:46:10will surely light up

00:46:12the autumnal sky

00:46:14oh dear

00:46:16Edgar James Broadhead

00:46:19step away from my mama

00:46:22I most certainly will not

00:46:25Jared, sweetie

00:46:26you know what

00:46:27let's just take a minute

00:46:28and talk about this

00:46:30that's a great idea Belinda

00:46:31you know what

00:46:31why don't we turn off the cameras

00:46:32for a second

00:46:33and we can discuss

00:46:33how long

00:46:34has this been going on

00:46:36I can't speak for the lady

00:46:38but as for me

00:46:38two Christmases ago

00:46:40the night you first took the throne

00:46:42in Santa's village

00:46:43betrayed

00:46:44and in my own kingdom

00:46:46I will not allow you

00:46:48to defame the Farnsworth's name

00:46:50with your unwelcomed advances

00:46:52they are more than welcome

00:46:53thank you very much

00:46:54is that true?

00:46:57truer than true north

00:46:58more absolute than absolute zero

00:47:07there you have it folks

00:47:09true love right here on live TV

00:47:21and just like that

00:47:23HOA president Jared

00:47:25Barnesworth smashes

00:47:26a jack-o'-lantern

00:47:27of love

00:47:28begging the question

00:47:30should this neighborhood

00:47:31actually be called

00:47:32ever mean lane

00:47:35that's enough Ashland

00:47:36back to you Ted

00:47:38back to you Ted

00:47:42as a childhood resident

00:47:44of the lane

00:47:44I know from experience

00:47:46how firm of a grip

00:47:47the homeowners association

00:47:49has on its residents

00:47:50the intensity is simply

00:47:52too much for some

00:47:53including my parents

00:47:54when asked

00:47:55HOA president

00:47:56Jared Barnesworth

00:47:57refused to make a statement

00:47:59but his actions spoke

00:48:01much more than words

00:48:05many Utahns would dream

00:48:07of living on Evergreen Lane

00:48:09but today felt more like

00:48:10a nightmare on Elm Street

00:48:12oh come on

00:48:13that's just yellow journalism

00:48:14with a reputation like that

00:48:15I have a feeling

00:48:16the surrounding communities

00:48:17will be frightened

00:48:18away from the rest

00:48:20of the activities

00:48:20this Halloween

00:48:21turn it off

00:48:22I'm Ashland Ashworth

00:48:24and this is

00:48:26thank you for letting us

00:48:27use your house

00:48:27as a neutral holding zone

00:48:28while the deliberation occurs

00:48:29so sorry you had to see that

00:48:31I thought it was

00:48:32kind of exciting actually

00:48:33Ned Broadhead

00:48:34is dating my mother

00:48:35do you understand

00:48:36the implications

00:48:37behind that type of betrayal

00:48:39and you expect me

00:48:39to be concerned

00:48:40with anything else right now

00:48:41I mean I don't know

00:48:41left from right

00:48:42up from down

00:48:43I don't know

00:48:43Diagnos right now

00:48:44I mean the man

00:48:44who lived next door to me

00:48:46my best man

00:48:47and the woman

00:48:48that gave birth to me

00:48:49she gave birth to me

00:48:51and I don't know

00:48:51what's happening right now

00:48:52I'm so confused

00:48:54let's just put a hold

00:48:55on the existential crisis

00:48:56until we hear what it is

00:48:57you have to do

00:48:58to make this right

00:48:58and I just hope

00:48:59they don't strip you

00:48:59of your presidential powers

00:49:01they can do that

00:49:02it's in the hands

00:49:03of the triumvirate of truth

00:49:04is that from Star Wars

00:49:05oh don't let the name fool you

00:49:07it's just Mary Louise

00:49:08Pam and Bob

00:49:08they meet at

00:49:09Swigalicious and Sugarhouse

00:49:10don't belittle the system

00:49:11these are time proven protocols

00:49:13emergency measures

00:49:14to bring balance

00:49:15to the bylaws

00:49:16Star Wars

00:49:17who can forget

00:49:17the great Hayfield

00:49:18McAvoy debate of 91

00:49:20when a power grid dispute

00:49:22almost cancelled Christmas

00:49:23but lo

00:49:25two humble HOA members

00:49:27stepped into the breach

00:49:28and created the Magna Carta

00:49:30of merriment

00:49:31are you saying all of this

00:49:32because you and I

00:49:33invented it?

00:49:34can't I just be proud

00:49:34of our work?

00:49:35yes but you don't make us

00:49:36sound humble

00:49:36humble schmumble

00:49:37that's not a nice accusation

00:49:39can we please make a good impression

00:49:40on the new neighbors?

00:49:42honey do you think

00:49:43you'll ever forgive me?

00:49:45it's not my forgiveness

00:49:46you need right now

00:50:06the triumvirate of truth

00:50:07has reached a decision

00:50:08do what must be done

00:50:11Jared Farnsworth

00:50:13you have been charged

00:50:14with destruction

00:50:14of personal property

00:50:16and projecting a pumpkin

00:50:18in a pedestrian perimeter

00:50:19not only did this impact

00:50:21the cleanliness

00:50:21of our curbs

00:50:22but it brought negative

00:50:23news coverage

00:50:24to the neighborhood

00:50:24which in turn

00:50:25plummeted

00:50:26the projected property values

00:50:27by approximately

00:50:28three percent

00:50:30hold my soda

00:50:32we know Ned

00:50:33to be neurotic

00:50:34and now is known

00:50:35to be necking

00:50:36with your next of kin

00:50:38however

00:50:38we have reviewed

00:50:39the reasoning

00:50:40for your revolt

00:50:41and although

00:50:42we find the target

00:50:44of your treason

00:50:45to be tyrannical

00:50:46it cannot be tolerated

00:50:48in order to be forgiven

00:50:49you must fulfill

00:50:50the following

00:50:53I don't read cursive

00:50:55very well

00:50:55I'm sorry Bob

00:50:56I don't know

00:50:57hieroglyphics

00:50:59I'll paraphrase

00:51:00your powers

00:51:02will be temporarily

00:51:03suspended

00:51:03and given to Emily

00:51:05until you make

00:51:06things right

00:51:06emotions are running

00:51:07really high right now

00:51:09and we think

00:51:10you need to sit down

00:51:11with Ned

00:51:11and talk it over

00:51:13man to man

00:51:13you ruined it Bob

00:51:14you took away

00:51:14all of my alliteration

00:51:15and flair

00:51:16I got you girl

00:51:17basically you better

00:51:19buy the old

00:51:19buck a beer

00:51:21I accept

00:51:22the triumvirate's decision

00:51:24I

00:51:26I'm sorry

00:51:27hold on

00:51:27look I'm all for you

00:51:29making good with Ned

00:51:30I mean you can go out

00:51:31on your mandate

00:51:31you can grow it up

00:51:32all you want

00:51:33but as your interim president

00:51:35I have a mandate

00:51:36of my own

00:51:37anything

00:51:38before you go out

00:51:39with your bro

00:51:40I think Belinda

00:51:41deserves a one-on-one

00:51:42conversation of her own

00:51:43don't you

00:51:45I concur

00:51:46madam president

00:51:46thank you

00:51:47I'm so embarrassed

00:51:48we had so much soda

00:51:49I can't believe

00:51:51that we never thought of her

00:51:52I blame the firm

00:51:53psychological grip

00:51:54of the patriarchy

00:51:55my bad

00:51:56it's okay

00:51:57I've got my traveling quill

00:51:58all right

00:51:59I'll just add this

00:52:00to the bottom

00:52:00of the parchment

00:52:01okay

00:52:02Ben

00:52:03do not

00:52:04tell book club

00:52:05about this

00:52:06mmm

00:52:07yum

00:52:22pink drink

00:52:22oh yes

00:52:23thank you

00:52:25I hear that delicious

00:52:27you know you didn't

00:52:28have to spring for

00:52:29the Queen Victoria

00:52:29package

00:52:30I know

00:52:31I wanted to

00:52:34I know you've always

00:52:35wanted to have tea

00:52:35with a daughter

00:52:36but you know

00:52:36there are no rules

00:52:37about having it

00:52:38with a son

00:52:39I appreciate it

00:52:40but it's me

00:52:42we can just talk

00:52:46okay

00:52:48then I will start

00:52:49by apologizing

00:52:51Emily reminded me

00:52:52that we're all adults

00:52:53here and

00:52:55I sure wasn't

00:52:56acting like one

00:52:57neither did I

00:52:58I could have told you

00:53:00I should have told you

00:53:01when I first started

00:53:02catching feelings

00:53:03but

00:53:04it took me a while

00:53:05to realize

00:53:06what was happening

00:53:09so are

00:53:10are you in that

00:53:11like

00:53:15I don't

00:53:16I don't know

00:53:17how to define it

00:53:18exactly

00:53:18according to

00:53:20Mary Louise

00:53:20the kids would say

00:53:22we're talking

00:53:23talking

00:53:24what does that mean

00:53:26first of all

00:53:26how does an 80 year old

00:53:27woman know what

00:53:28the lingo is

00:53:33mom the real question

00:53:34is are

00:53:35are you happy

00:53:36I find myself

00:53:37smiling every day

00:53:39that Ned

00:53:40is a real

00:53:41Rizzler

00:53:43Rizzler

00:53:44love that for you

00:53:46I think

00:53:46your father's been

00:53:47gone for so long

00:53:48that I

00:53:49I kind of forgot

00:53:50what it felt like

00:53:51to be seen

00:53:51in that way

00:53:52and

00:53:53I never expected

00:53:54to feel that way

00:53:55about Ned

00:53:55but

00:53:57something about him

00:53:58has changed

00:53:58and

00:53:59I love the way

00:54:00his eyes light up

00:54:02when he sees me

00:54:02or when he

00:54:03listens to me talk

00:54:05and

00:54:06I know

00:54:07he's one tall glass

00:54:08of some self-distilled spirit

00:54:10but he gets me

00:54:11and

00:54:12oh

00:54:12when he kisses me

00:54:14oh you can stop there

00:54:15I get the picture

00:54:17oh boy

00:54:19I think it just

00:54:20caught me by surprise

00:54:21you know

00:54:22Ned and I

00:54:23haven't always

00:54:24gotten along

00:54:24and

00:54:26he's the strangest

00:54:27man I've ever met

00:54:30but you know

00:54:31I love the guy

00:54:31I know you do

00:54:32and

00:54:33honestly

00:54:34it's still early

00:54:35with us

00:54:35I don't know

00:54:36what's gonna happen

00:54:36but

00:54:37it means so much

00:54:38to me

00:54:39to know that

00:54:39I have your support

00:54:40absolutely

00:54:41I love you son

00:54:43I love you too

00:54:45but if you call

00:54:46Ned the Rizzler

00:54:47ever again

00:54:49I've changed my mind

00:54:54so when did you

00:54:55first know

00:54:56uh

00:54:58Christmas Eve

00:54:59uh

00:55:00the year Emily

00:55:01came back

00:55:02your mother

00:55:03joined me outside

00:55:04for

00:55:04a mug of

00:55:06hot bourbon cider

00:55:07it was so dark

00:55:09I could just

00:55:10see the moon

00:55:10on her hair

00:55:12and

00:55:12we started

00:55:13talking about

00:55:14our favorite

00:55:15stars

00:55:17you know

00:55:17I could not

00:55:18narrow it down

00:55:19to one star

00:55:19but I do have

00:55:20a favorite

00:55:21nebula

00:55:21of course

00:55:22because everyone

00:55:23knows that

00:55:23so

00:55:23I was born

00:55:25May 1st

00:55:27yes

00:55:27which makes me

00:55:28a

00:55:29please land your

00:55:30plane

00:55:30a Taurus

00:55:31Taurus

00:55:34which means

00:55:35my favorite

00:55:36is going to be

00:55:37the Crab

00:55:38Nebula

00:55:38otherwise known

00:55:39as NGC

00:55:401952

00:55:41sure

00:55:41everyone knows

00:55:43that

00:55:43yes

00:55:43but what

00:55:44I didn't know

00:55:45was your

00:55:45mother's

00:55:46favorite star

00:55:47is

00:55:49Australia

00:55:49North Star

00:55:50you didn't know

00:55:51that at all

00:55:52I literally

00:55:53named the

00:55:53only star

00:55:54I could think

00:55:54of

00:55:55it's okay

00:55:55not all

00:55:56of us

00:55:56are astrophiles

00:55:57but those

00:55:58of us

00:55:58who are

00:55:58know

00:55:59that it

00:55:59is located

00:56:00in the

00:56:01constellation

00:56:02of Taurus

00:56:03and then

00:56:04your mother

00:56:05tells me

00:56:05that Australia

00:56:06is really

00:56:07a very famous

00:56:09Greek nymph

00:56:10how about

00:56:10I stop you

00:56:10right there

00:56:11it's going to be

00:56:13enough mythology

00:56:13for one evening

00:56:14no really

00:56:14you should google

00:56:15the story

00:56:15and read it

00:56:16later

00:56:16it's a scorcher

00:56:18I promise you

00:56:19I will not

00:56:19okay

00:56:20but

00:56:21do you want

00:56:22to ask you

00:56:22a favor

00:56:23yes sir

00:56:24first

00:56:24never use

00:56:25nymph

00:56:26and my mother

00:56:27in the same

00:56:28sentence

00:56:28ever again

00:56:29that's a big

00:56:30ask

00:56:30I'm asking

00:56:31I'm gonna

00:56:31try

00:56:32try really

00:56:33really hard

00:56:34yes sir

00:56:35also

00:56:37please treat

00:56:38her well

00:56:40and please

00:56:41be honest

00:56:41with her

00:56:44I swear

00:56:44on the stars

00:56:45and you

00:56:46watch out

00:56:46for yourself

00:56:47too

00:56:47broadhead

00:56:48you hear

00:56:49me

00:56:49okay

00:56:49if she

00:56:50breaks

00:56:50your heart

00:56:50don't come

00:56:51crying to me

00:56:51the game

00:56:52of love

00:56:52is high

00:56:53risk

00:56:53high reward

00:56:55I know

00:56:55what I'm

00:56:56playing

00:56:57I swear

00:56:59they're risking

00:57:00it all

00:57:06do you want

00:57:08to play some

00:57:08pool

00:57:08I'll play

00:57:09billiards

00:57:09you can call

00:57:10whatever you

00:57:10want

00:57:10you're going

00:57:11down

00:57:11bro

00:57:12yeah

00:57:12sure

00:57:20hey babe

00:57:21what are you

00:57:21still doing up

00:57:22I had an idea

00:57:23and it just

00:57:24keeps flowing

00:57:25I couldn't sleep

00:57:25how'd it go

00:57:26with Ned

00:57:27and Belinda

00:57:38wow

00:57:38not good

00:57:39huh

00:57:40not my weeds

00:57:41not my carton

00:57:43well said

00:57:47I'm about to

00:57:48head to bed

00:57:48should I wait

00:57:50up for you

00:57:50no I'm almost

00:57:51done here

00:57:52I was hoping

00:57:53maybe we could

00:57:53snuggle and watch

00:57:54a movie

00:57:55I think I'll make

00:57:56that happen

00:57:57do not drop me

00:57:58please

00:57:59why would I

00:58:00drop you

00:58:04so by watch

00:58:06a movie

00:58:06do you mean

00:58:07start a movie

00:58:08and then

00:58:09in 15 minutes

00:58:10you'll be asleep

00:58:11in my arm

00:58:11yeah

00:58:12yeah

00:58:12but first

00:58:12we could

00:58:12flirt a little

00:58:13you know

00:58:14laugh

00:58:15and cuddle

00:58:15while we

00:58:16try to find

00:58:16something to watch

00:58:17that actually

00:58:18sounds amazing

00:58:19hmm

00:58:21it's my favorite

00:58:22thing in the whole

00:58:22world

00:58:25you know

00:58:25the more I think

00:58:26about the Ashland

00:58:26situation

00:58:27I

00:58:28the more I feel

00:58:29like maybe I

00:58:30should reach out

00:58:30and just try

00:58:31and clear the air

00:58:34it was me

00:58:35who embarrassed

00:58:35myself on

00:58:36regional TV

00:58:37no honey

00:58:38I'm not talking

00:58:38about Pumpkin

00:58:39Gate

00:58:39no

00:58:41something she

00:58:42said on the

00:58:42broadcast

00:58:44like maybe her

00:58:45family felt like

00:58:47they were pushed

00:58:47out of the

00:58:48neighborhood

00:58:50I mean I know

00:58:50I can't change

00:58:51anything but I

00:58:52I just

00:58:53would really love

00:58:54to extend a

00:58:55peace offering

00:58:55you know

00:58:57I mean we're

00:58:57adults we

00:58:58shouldn't be

00:58:59shouldn't have

00:59:00this like weirdness

00:59:01from our childhood

00:59:01between us

00:59:05if that's the way

00:59:06you feel

00:59:06I think you

00:59:06should definitely

00:59:07reach out

00:59:09thanks honey

00:59:11isn't it so

00:59:12nice to have

00:59:13someone you

00:59:14can say

00:59:15anything to

00:59:16at any time

00:59:21that is the

00:59:21best definition

00:59:22of marriage

00:59:23I've ever heard

00:59:32hey thanks so

00:59:33much for agreeing

00:59:33to meet me

00:59:34oh of course

00:59:35I'm sorry I

00:59:35don't have more

00:59:36time I have

00:59:36just been so

00:59:37busy with the

00:59:37tapings and

00:59:38keeping up with

00:59:39my followers

00:59:40I've recorded

00:59:40seven cameos

00:59:41this week

00:59:41oh my goodness

00:59:42I'm gonna

00:59:42make it quick

00:59:44I um

00:59:45don't worry

00:59:45about Michaela

00:59:46she has heard

00:59:46it all

00:59:46she's a bolt

00:59:49I just wanted

00:59:50to apologize

00:59:51for when we

00:59:52were younger

00:59:52I was the one

00:59:53that scared

00:59:54you remember

00:59:54I know

00:59:55but what I

00:59:56really mean

00:59:56is after that

00:59:57I know the

00:59:58neighbors went

00:59:58into overdrive

00:59:59trying to protect

00:59:59me after my

01:00:00grandmother passed

01:00:01and after the

01:00:01whole scarecrow

01:00:02thing and I just

01:00:03really hope that's

01:00:04not the reason

01:00:04your family

01:00:05decided to move

01:00:05away

01:00:07and after you

01:00:08moved I thought

01:00:09you were angry

01:00:09at me

01:00:09I really did

01:00:10I thought you

01:00:10were mad

01:00:11and I should

01:00:11have talked

01:00:11to you about

01:00:12it right then

01:00:12and there

01:00:13and instead

01:00:13I put up

01:00:13this wall

01:00:14and it wasn't

01:00:14because I

01:00:16didn't like you

01:00:16it was actually

01:00:17quite the opposite

01:00:18come on Emily

01:00:19you nicknamed me

01:00:20Schlin Shady

01:00:20and that was

01:00:21totally unfair

01:00:21I mean how

01:00:22were you supposed

01:00:22to know that

01:00:23I was gonna

01:00:23ask Buzz

01:00:23Okie to Sadie's

01:00:24everyone wanted

01:00:25to ask Buzz

01:00:26ah blue-eyed

01:00:27Buzz

01:00:27the truth is

01:00:28you were so

01:00:28cool and popular

01:00:29and I just

01:00:30loved what you

01:00:30did with the

01:00:31school announcements

01:00:31you never told

01:00:32me that

01:00:32well I should

01:00:33they were clever

01:00:34and funny

01:00:34and everyone

01:00:35loved them

01:00:36and I mean

01:00:36look look

01:00:36where you are

01:00:37now

01:00:37secretly I

01:00:38kind of always

01:00:38wanted to

01:00:39volunteer to

01:00:39write the copy

01:00:40for the

01:00:40teleprompter

01:00:41why didn't

01:00:41you say

01:00:41anything

01:00:42I just

01:00:42never had

01:00:43the courage

01:00:44and I

01:00:45was embarrassed

01:00:45about how

01:00:46things ended

01:00:46between us

01:00:47when you

01:00:47moved

01:00:49I just

01:00:49want to say

01:00:50I'm sorry

01:00:50that I let

01:00:51my own

01:00:51insecurities

01:00:52come between

01:00:52what could

01:00:52have been

01:00:53a really

01:00:53cool friendship

01:00:55we need

01:00:56Ashlyn

01:00:56and Studio

01:00:56C

01:00:57ASAP

01:00:58I'm so

01:00:59sorry

01:00:59I have to

01:01:00run

01:01:00it's okay

01:01:00talk later

01:01:01yeah of course

01:01:02go go go

01:01:02thank you

01:01:03oh

01:01:04here's a head

01:01:05shot

01:01:06for free

01:01:06oh thank you

01:01:07I'll see you

01:01:08soon

01:01:10that went

01:01:11well

01:01:13I can't believe

01:01:14you confronted

01:01:14the great

01:01:15and powerful

01:01:15Ashlyn

01:01:16been bugging

01:01:16me for years

01:01:17it felt so

01:01:17good to get

01:01:18it off my

01:01:18chest

01:01:18I mean

01:01:19she didn't

01:01:19give me

01:01:20much of a

01:01:20reaction

01:01:20but that's

01:01:21okay

01:01:21it's worth

01:01:22it

01:01:22I gotta say

01:01:23I'm proud

01:01:23of you

01:01:23on so many

01:01:24levels

01:01:24oh thank

01:01:24you

01:01:25also I

01:01:26think you're

01:01:26really on

01:01:26to something

01:01:26this year

01:01:27those spider

01:01:27doodles

01:01:28look amazing

01:01:28they taste

01:01:29great too

01:01:30I had three

01:01:31of them

01:01:31when mom

01:01:31wasn't looking

01:01:32Nicole Marie

01:01:33you're gonna

01:01:33make yourself

01:01:34sick

01:01:34come on

01:01:34it's Halloween

01:01:35isn't that

01:01:35the point

01:01:36well fine

01:01:36at least

01:01:37give me a

01:01:37bite then

01:01:39mmm

01:01:40those are

01:01:41amazing

01:01:42thank you

01:01:42I'm so glad

01:01:43save some

01:01:44room for

01:01:44Pamela's

01:01:45because you

01:01:45know

01:01:45she is a

01:01:46shoe-in

01:01:46to win the

01:01:47contest

01:01:47and a secret

01:01:47there

01:01:48I don't know

01:01:48I'm pretty

01:01:49much of a

01:01:49cookie expert

01:01:50at this

01:01:50point

01:01:51I think

01:01:52you have

01:01:52a chance

01:01:54thanks

01:01:54I mean

01:01:55we'll see

01:01:55I just do

01:01:56feel like

01:01:56the creative

01:01:57juices have

01:01:57been flowing

01:01:57you know

01:01:58since I

01:01:58started writing

01:01:58again

01:01:59I don't

01:02:00know

01:02:00maybe some

01:02:00of that

01:02:00energy

01:02:00has been

01:02:01absorbed

01:02:01into the

01:02:02baking

01:02:02as well

01:02:02I was

01:02:03gonna say

01:02:03there's

01:02:04something

01:02:04different

01:02:04about

01:02:04you

01:02:04I thought

01:02:05it was

01:02:05the

01:02:05honeymoon

01:02:05glow

01:02:06but

01:02:06you

01:02:06got a little

01:02:07spark in

01:02:07you

01:02:07I didn't realize

01:02:08how much

01:02:08I miss

01:02:09writing

01:02:09you know

01:02:10like I've

01:02:10forgotten

01:02:11about the

01:02:11joy it brings

01:02:12me

01:02:12I think I

01:02:12thought

01:02:13copywriting

01:02:13was enough

01:02:14but maybe

01:02:15it's not

01:02:15now you

01:02:16know

01:02:16at least

01:02:17you're

01:02:17back to

01:02:17doing

01:02:17something

01:02:17you

01:02:18love

01:02:18yeah

01:02:18exactly

01:02:19and even

01:02:19if it

01:02:19doesn't

01:02:20turn into

01:02:20something

01:02:20I do

01:02:20for money

01:02:21at least

01:02:21I know

01:02:21it's

01:02:22important

01:02:22to me

01:02:22it's

01:02:22exactly

01:02:23how I

01:02:23feel

01:02:23about

01:02:23the

01:02:23real

01:02:24housewives

01:02:24of Salt Lake City

01:02:25oh I wish

01:02:25they'd bring

01:02:26Monica back

01:02:26right

01:02:26she's the

01:02:27best part

01:02:27I was more

01:02:28intrigued by

01:02:29Jen's

01:02:29storyline

01:02:31I said I

01:02:32was a good

01:02:32mom

01:02:32not a perfect

01:02:33mom

01:02:33I hope it's

01:02:34okay that

01:02:34we're a little

01:02:35late

01:02:35I'll get

01:02:35set up

01:02:36thanks

01:02:36oh thank

01:02:37you so much

01:02:38we're hosting

01:02:38Belinda was a

01:02:39little preoccupied

01:02:40this week

01:02:41if you know

01:02:41what I mean

01:02:42are you kidding

01:02:42this is our idea

01:02:43of a housewarming

01:02:44party

01:02:44more like

01:02:46heartwarming

01:02:46seriously

01:02:47we have lived

01:02:49in a lot of

01:02:49places and never

01:02:50really felt like

01:02:51we fit in

01:02:51till now

01:02:53oh well I think

01:02:54if we looked

01:02:54into the cauldron

01:02:55we would see

01:02:55a lifetime of

01:02:56friendship ahead

01:02:57for us

01:03:00look at our

01:03:01little angel

01:03:02all caught up

01:03:03in festive

01:03:04spirit

01:03:05true I've never

01:03:05seen her so happy

01:03:06but our angel

01:03:08still can't

01:03:09compete with

01:03:09our devil

01:03:09crude cake

01:03:10Albert you

01:03:11little demon

01:03:12you

01:03:13come on

01:03:14come on

01:03:14he's just

01:03:14loving him

01:03:15just a little

01:03:15taste

01:03:16Bob

01:03:16not yet

01:03:17even

01:03:18oh I have

01:03:19never been

01:03:19so in love

01:03:21well if you're

01:03:21so in love

01:03:22go get me

01:03:22a drink

01:03:24I can't believe

01:03:25you would take

01:03:26palesthesia

01:03:26over echolocation

01:03:28I mean if you

01:03:28lost your

01:03:29prefrontal cortex

01:03:30see there you go

01:03:31you're trying to

01:03:31confuse me with

01:03:32your technical

01:03:32jargon

01:03:33I'm just saying

01:03:33money aside

01:03:34I would rather

01:03:34be Peter Parker

01:03:35than Bruce Wayne

01:03:36you are so wrong

01:03:37that fog

01:03:40oh Luna

01:03:41wow

01:03:43the detail

01:03:44of your piping

01:03:45is amazing

01:03:46I applaud

01:03:48your efforts

01:03:48I really do

01:03:50and this is

01:03:51your first

01:03:52cookie competition

01:03:53is it

01:03:53yep

01:03:54and I guess

01:03:55we'll have to

01:03:55see if a win

01:03:56is to be

01:03:57or not to be

01:03:57oh never heard

01:03:59that one before

01:03:59either way

01:04:00we're really hoping

01:04:01we can at least

01:04:02turn a few heads

01:04:03oh well

01:04:04how very optimistic

01:04:05of you

01:04:06but alas

01:04:07poor Yorick

01:04:09once the judges

01:04:10take a bite

01:04:11of my chocolate

01:04:11chip chupacabras

01:04:12you're gonna be

01:04:13heading home

01:04:14with a

01:04:14participation ribbon

01:04:15pinned on your

01:04:16festive little sweater

01:04:22and that is

01:04:23what we call

01:04:23pre-game

01:04:24intimidation

01:04:25Helen

01:04:25take notes

01:04:27shoot

01:04:27they're pretty good

01:04:28okay

01:04:31are we ready

01:04:35welcome to the

01:04:36first beastly bake

01:04:38off in more

01:04:39than 20 years

01:04:40we had a

01:04:41wickedly hard

01:04:42time judging

01:04:43the entries

01:04:44this year

01:04:44and I'm a little

01:04:45scared to announce

01:04:46the winner

01:04:47you should be

01:04:48scared lover girl

01:04:49because if I smell

01:04:49any netty boy

01:04:50nepotism

01:04:51I will go nuclear

01:04:52I can assure you

01:04:54that outside of

01:04:55this year's

01:04:56amazing entries

01:04:57there has been

01:04:58no home cooking

01:04:59in the selection

01:05:00process

01:05:01unlike Christmas

01:05:02rules

01:05:02there is only

01:05:03one winner today

01:05:04no second

01:05:05or third place

01:05:06that's right

01:05:07only room for

01:05:07one creature

01:05:08in this cavern

01:05:09baby

01:05:09hey here we go

01:05:11and the winner

01:05:12is

01:05:17for her cinnamon

01:05:18spider doodles

01:05:19Emily Fartell

01:05:26there's no such

01:05:27thing as cruel

01:05:28Ken

01:05:29Pamela

01:05:31Pamela

01:05:32Pamela

01:05:32darling

01:05:33Pamela

01:05:34it's me

01:05:35it's Mary Louise

01:05:37oh

01:05:38Mary Louise

01:05:39it's you

01:05:42Bob it's you too

01:05:44oh you guys

01:05:45I just

01:05:45I just had the

01:05:46most horrible dream

01:05:47oh there were

01:05:49cookies

01:05:49and

01:05:50and a witch

01:05:51and

01:05:52and you were there

01:05:53and

01:05:54and Belinda

01:05:55you were there

01:05:56oh and Jared

01:05:56you were there too

01:05:57and so were

01:05:59you

01:06:01easy

01:06:03easy

01:06:04easy

01:06:04we've already

01:06:05performed the

01:06:06awards audit

01:06:07I could confidently

01:06:08confirm that there

01:06:09was no tomfoolery

01:06:10she won fair and square

01:06:12but I

01:06:13and she can't

01:06:14how good she

01:06:16she's never been able

01:06:17to cook anything

01:06:17in her life

01:06:18Pamela if I had known

01:06:19how much this was

01:06:19going to upset you

01:06:20or how you were

01:06:20going to react

01:06:21I would have just

01:06:21given up and let you in

01:06:22you and me both

01:06:23where's my Helen

01:06:25she's in her room

01:06:25facetiming with her dad

01:06:27thank you

01:06:29sure

01:06:31oh

01:06:32I don't know if it's

01:06:33a head injury or not

01:06:34but

01:06:36I want to apologize

01:06:38to all of you

01:06:39every year

01:06:40I get so obsessed

01:06:41with winning

01:06:43that I let it

01:06:43become my identity

01:06:45but as I look around

01:06:46and see all of your faces

01:06:48I realize that

01:06:49I've already won

01:06:51because I live on

01:06:53Evergreen Lane

01:06:55and there's no place

01:06:56like home

01:06:57oh

01:06:59you guys

01:07:00I'm so sorry

01:07:01to interrupt this

01:07:01very sweet moment

01:07:02then don't

01:07:03but I have news

01:07:04it looks like

01:07:05channel 6

01:07:06wants to come out

01:07:06and live stream

01:07:07the carnival

01:07:08spooky alley

01:07:08and all

01:07:10looks like we better

01:07:11haul out the Halloween

01:07:12yes

01:07:13yay

01:07:14yay

01:07:15yay

01:07:16yay

01:07:19okay everyone

01:07:21everyone

01:07:21thank you

01:07:22thank you so much

01:07:23for coming on such

01:07:24short notice

01:07:25an opportunity

01:07:26has presented itself

01:07:28and I just had to

01:07:29share and bring it

01:07:30to a vote

01:07:30I got a text from

01:07:31Ashton Ashworth

01:07:32at channel 6

01:07:33and it looks like

01:07:34they want to come

01:07:36back to the lane

01:07:36what about that

01:07:37smear piece

01:07:38she did about us

01:07:39it wasn't exactly

01:07:40a smear

01:07:41Jared did go full

01:07:42Billy Corgan

01:07:43on those pumpkins

01:07:44he did

01:07:44I'm taking full

01:07:45responsibility

01:07:46for my actions

01:07:47apparently it was

01:07:47great for ratings

01:07:48for the network

01:07:49and they want

01:07:49to come back

01:07:49and cover the

01:07:50carnival

01:07:50and the spooky alley

01:07:51I think this

01:07:52could take our

01:07:52fundraiser to the

01:07:53next level

01:07:54I think we should

01:07:54do it guys

01:07:55they lived here

01:07:55like five minutes

01:07:56I'm just saying

01:07:57you know

01:07:58you've been

01:07:58fundraising

01:07:59you know

01:07:59it's for the kids

01:08:00but you know

01:08:00it still seems

01:08:01really fishy to me

01:08:02I smell a conspiracy

01:08:03can't risk

01:08:04any more bad press

01:08:05guys guys guys

01:08:06come on

01:08:07it's time to

01:08:07help a press out

01:08:08listen

01:08:09when I had to

01:08:10relinquish my powers

01:08:11to my better half

01:08:12I realized something

01:08:14I realized

01:08:15that serving

01:08:16this community

01:08:16it's a privilege

01:08:19I let my anger

01:08:20get the best of me

01:08:21and I was a very

01:08:22poor example

01:08:22of how a leader

01:08:23should be

01:08:23luckily

01:08:24you guys cared

01:08:25about me enough

01:08:25to give me

01:08:26a second chance

01:08:27now it's our chance

01:08:28to come together

01:08:30as a community

01:08:30and a neighborhood

01:08:31and celebrate

01:08:33in front of

01:08:33the entire state

01:08:34of Utah

01:08:34and a few select

01:08:36counties in Idaho

01:08:37Wyoming and Nevada

01:08:38depending on local

01:08:39TV markets

01:08:40yes Ned

01:08:41not important

01:08:42but sure

01:08:43yeah

01:08:44the point is

01:08:45it's time we

01:08:46back up our

01:08:47humble president

01:08:47and we show

01:08:48everyone what

01:08:49Halloween means

01:08:50to us

01:08:50what do you say

01:08:51are you in

01:08:52yeah

01:08:53ever scream on

01:08:54three

01:08:54one two three

01:08:55ever scream

01:09:01oh hey

01:09:02did you ever

01:09:03bob for apples

01:09:04oh you better

01:09:05believe it

01:09:05oh well we're on

01:09:06here we go

01:09:14that way they call it

01:09:16bobbing for apples

01:09:17leave them alone

01:09:18it'll keep them busy

01:09:19till now I'm smart

01:09:21inflatables are not

01:09:22scary

01:09:22and if they get

01:09:23unplugged

01:09:25I mean the illusion

01:09:26is ruined

01:09:27the idea is

01:09:28for the kids

01:09:29to have a good time

01:09:29not send them home

01:09:30with night terrors

01:09:31look at this

01:09:31it's horrifying

01:09:32okay we're gonna

01:09:33nix her

01:09:34and also the

01:09:34animatronic

01:09:35Chucky doll

01:09:35but I'm keeping

01:09:36the homemade

01:09:37Babadook

01:09:37oh keep the

01:09:38Babadook

01:09:39guys I'm a little

01:09:40worried about

01:09:40the costume contest

01:09:41we don't have

01:09:41any signups

01:09:42I mean my parents

01:09:43are a given

01:09:43Jared said he's

01:09:44preparing something

01:09:45other than that

01:09:45it is slow

01:09:46and I'm just

01:09:47worried we won't

01:09:47have a lot of

01:09:47foot traffic

01:09:48you know for

01:09:48the spooky alley

01:09:49I just hope

01:09:50the rumors

01:09:50aren't true

01:09:51what rumors

01:09:51oh I don't like

01:09:52to gossip

01:09:53says a woman

01:09:54who invented

01:09:54the Avril Lavigne

01:09:55conspiracy

01:09:56oh I have

01:09:57my reasons

01:09:58and quite

01:09:58compelling evidence

01:09:59I might add

01:10:00thank you

01:10:00I don't care

01:10:01about that

01:10:02Belinda tell me

01:10:03what you heard

01:10:03please spill it

01:10:04honey you gotta

01:10:05go listen

01:10:05I don't know

01:10:06what they've been

01:10:06talking about

01:10:06I'm scared

01:10:07we've been gone

01:10:07for months

01:10:08I don't care

01:10:08if you're scared

01:10:09grab a couple cans

01:10:09all right

01:10:10you know

01:10:10Mary Louise's

01:10:11hairdresser

01:10:12Brittany Bateman

01:10:12girl can frost

01:10:13the top

01:10:14and that's no rumor

01:10:15apparently her sister-in-law

01:10:16Heidi Birch

01:10:17works out at

01:10:18train insane

01:10:19when none other than

01:10:20Ashlyn Ashworth

01:10:22she said they're

01:10:23only copying the

01:10:24spooky alley

01:10:24for clickbait

01:10:25what

01:10:26oh I don't understand

01:10:27she's hoping it's

01:10:28gonna be a train wreck

01:10:29like the pumpkin contest

01:10:31what do you got

01:10:31I got nothing

01:10:32and after what she posted

01:10:34about Pamela

01:10:35from the beastly bake-off

01:10:36how do you suppose

01:10:36she heard about that

01:10:37do you reckon

01:10:38I've kept in touch

01:10:39with her mother

01:10:40I didn't know

01:10:41the phone call

01:10:41was on the record

01:10:43there was always

01:10:44something strange

01:10:44about Ashlyn

01:10:45didn't you tell me

01:10:46that when you were

01:10:47in high school

01:10:47they called her

01:10:48schlin shady

01:10:49yes technically

01:10:50but that was

01:10:51kind of my fault

01:10:51I don't think

01:10:52she has an ulterior motive

01:10:53oh really

01:10:53you don't think

01:10:54she does

01:10:54oh I hope so

01:10:55but you know

01:10:56after that first

01:10:57news piece went viral

01:10:58it doesn't look like

01:10:59the rest of the

01:11:00neighborhood is so

01:11:00confident

01:11:01rumor or not

01:11:02we can't let

01:11:03this thing fail

01:11:03it's for charity now

01:11:04and we're gonna

01:11:05prove everyone wrong

01:11:05yes

01:11:06you know Marvin

01:11:06and I are all in

01:11:07so thank you

01:11:08I don't doubt it

01:11:09and you can put

01:11:09Bob and I down too

01:11:10yeah we've been

01:11:11cooking up something

01:11:12that's electrifying

01:11:13really

01:11:14what is that

01:11:15you can click down

01:11:16D.J. Frankenstein

01:11:19about another word

01:11:20Mary Louise

01:11:21I do not want

01:11:22any spoilers

01:11:23that's exactly

01:11:24what Jared said

01:11:25he's not doing

01:11:25something with you

01:11:26no he insisted

01:11:27on doing something

01:11:28solo

01:11:28what about you guys

01:11:29Ned asked me

01:11:30to join up with him

01:11:31really where are you

01:11:32going us

01:11:32I tell you

01:11:33but he made me

01:11:33sign an airtight

01:11:34non-disclosure agreement

01:11:35I will say

01:11:37the stakes

01:11:38are very high

01:11:39with this one

01:11:40what does airtight

01:11:40mean to you

01:11:41exactly

01:11:42and what about

01:11:43you Pamela

01:11:43don't ask

01:11:44you know that

01:11:45Helen and I

01:11:45are ride or die

01:11:46I wasn't asking

01:11:47to tag along

01:11:48I have something

01:11:49very special

01:11:50up my sleeve

01:11:50anyway

01:11:51well I hope

01:11:51that it's spooky

01:11:52because we've got

01:11:52something that's

01:11:53going to push

01:11:53that Nosferatu meter

01:11:54to a high five

01:11:56ah yeah

01:12:00touchdown Bob

01:12:02now empty those

01:12:03tubs because

01:12:04they're contaminated

01:12:06you're a lucky

01:12:07lady Mary Louise

01:12:12I don't know

01:12:13why that keeps

01:12:13happening to you

01:12:14Graham

01:12:15you trying to

01:12:16tell me something

01:12:19I don't know

01:12:19what the stress

01:12:20levels are like

01:12:20on the other

01:12:21side there

01:12:21but let me

01:12:22tell you

01:12:23they're getting

01:12:23pretty high

01:12:24around here

01:12:26I'm just trying

01:12:27to balance it

01:12:27all

01:12:27you know

01:12:28Jared and

01:12:29the HOA

01:12:30and my work

01:12:31and all the

01:12:31activities

01:12:32and I really

01:12:33just want to

01:12:33make you proud

01:12:36she is proud

01:12:40you sure about

01:12:41that

01:12:43yeah

01:12:46whole neighborhood

01:12:47is

01:12:48especially me

01:12:50I'm proud

01:12:51of you too

01:12:53even after

01:12:54my near

01:12:54impeachment

01:12:55okay so it

01:12:56wasn't exactly

01:12:56your brightest

01:12:57moment

01:12:57but

01:12:58it did show

01:12:59me how much

01:13:00you care about

01:13:01your mom

01:13:01and I love

01:13:02that about you

01:13:02I love

01:13:03everything about

01:13:04you

01:13:10I gotta tell

01:13:11you

01:13:12there was this

01:13:12moment

01:13:14at the bake-off

01:13:15when they

01:13:15announced my

01:13:16name as the

01:13:16winner

01:13:17it was the

01:13:18first time I

01:13:19had heard

01:13:19someone else

01:13:20say it out

01:13:20loud

01:13:22Emily Farnsworth

01:13:24I just had

01:13:25this surge of

01:13:26joy and love

01:13:27and it just

01:13:28filled my heart

01:13:29from bottom to

01:13:30top

01:13:31that is of course

01:13:32until it was

01:13:32totally ruined

01:13:33when Pamela face

01:13:34planted into the

01:13:34ground but

01:13:36for a moment

01:13:38it was perfect

01:13:41I'm so proud to

01:13:42be married to

01:13:43you

01:13:44thank you for

01:13:44saying that

01:13:47I needed to

01:13:48hear that

01:13:50I feel like I

01:13:50was really good

01:13:51at being your

01:13:52boyfriend

01:13:52your fiance

01:13:55like I'm

01:13:55dropping the

01:13:56ball a little

01:13:56as your husband

01:13:56oh honey come

01:13:58on marriage

01:13:59this is new

01:14:01for both of

01:14:01us I mean

01:14:02there's no shame

01:14:02in needing

01:14:03practice

01:14:04I think if

01:14:05we're willing

01:14:06to be honest

01:14:07about what's

01:14:08going on

01:14:08inside

01:14:09the good

01:14:10the bad

01:14:10the ugly

01:14:12I think

01:14:12we'll be

01:14:13just fine

01:14:15yeah I think

01:14:16so too

01:14:16I am a little

01:14:18worried about

01:14:19all these rumors

01:14:19that are going

01:14:20around about

01:14:20Ashlyn Ashworth

01:14:21I just I don't

01:14:23even know what

01:14:23to believe anymore

01:14:24even if they

01:14:24are true so

01:14:25what this

01:14:25entire neighborhood

01:14:26is pulling

01:14:27together and

01:14:27if she thinks

01:14:28that we're

01:14:29gonna fall

01:14:29apart on

01:14:30live TV

01:14:32she's dead

01:14:32wrong

01:14:33you're absolutely

01:14:34right this

01:14:34neighborhood is

01:14:35so special

01:14:36and if people

01:14:37don't get it

01:14:38that's on

01:14:38them

01:14:42you know

01:14:42what I'm

01:14:43gonna stay

01:14:44up and work

01:14:44on my book

01:14:44a little bit

01:14:45okay

01:14:47you don't

01:14:48have to wait

01:14:48up

01:14:48like all the

01:14:49time you

01:14:49need

01:14:50because I

01:14:51am planning

01:14:52a little

01:14:52surprise for

01:14:52us

01:15:01are you a

01:15:02good witch

01:15:02or a bad

01:15:03witch

01:15:03I was gonna

01:15:03ask you the

01:15:04same thing

01:15:04why I'm

01:15:05clearly

01:15:05Glinda the

01:15:06good

01:15:06I know

01:15:06sorry I

01:15:07don't know

01:15:07why I

01:15:07said that

01:15:07you look

01:15:08cute but

01:15:09what's with

01:15:09the headset

01:15:09well somebody's

01:15:10got to run

01:15:11the show

01:15:11so I

01:15:12get that

01:15:12I'm excited

01:15:14where's your

01:15:14husband

01:15:15oh he's

01:15:15been out

01:15:16running errands

01:15:17for the

01:15:17carnival all

01:15:17day

01:15:17I think he's

01:15:18waiting for

01:15:18the big

01:15:19reveal he

01:15:19doesn't want

01:15:20anyone to

01:15:20see his

01:15:20costume to

01:15:21the last

01:15:21minute

01:15:21I'll make

01:15:22sure the

01:15:22cameras are

01:15:23rolling

01:15:24okay

01:15:25yeah

01:15:25um I

01:15:26should

01:15:26probably

01:15:27go

01:15:28Ty let's

01:15:29get b-roll

01:15:32well I know they say wickedness was never happiness but this outfit begs to differ

01:15:36you look amazing

01:15:37thank you

01:15:38where is your costume

01:15:39I told you it's a surprise

01:15:41okay well you better hurry up I can't be seen with a Halloween humbug

01:15:44I would not dream of it

01:15:47I don't know what to think I just can't tell if she's up to no good

01:15:51doesn't matter look at this cul-de-sac you're literally surrounded by loved ones you got this

01:15:57there you go gotta go

01:15:59gotta go

01:16:01oh yeah

01:16:07oh yeah

01:16:07there you go

01:16:10oh my god

01:16:12hi Halloween

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01:19:46عiben Watson

01:19:46نعцион للخطر

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01:19:55من عملUR

01:19:55عمل صديقiron

01:19:56ترجمة

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01:19:58جووي تفريحك

01:20:00من مFI جوبي چهزوق

01:20:03نانسي

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01:20:05لماذا سأل عنه bottoms سوف تفعارك كلها من شخص على الناس

01:20:09قد يعجبون سعيد بشكل ملحاقة للنفس

01:20:11سنوات ذلكdy، وطلق سيشين حتى فعلا؟

01:20:15أبعد ذلك؟

01:20:17نعم، أنا أبعد ذلك

01:20:20نحن أستطيع أن نخطر فلاقاتيوة إلى تلك الحالة

01:20:25أنا؟

01:20:26حقيقة تاروح مزعوب الملكين، والسرات يحبط المجتمع

01:20:28تقدم الفكرة، توجد الكثيرين في القيام

01:20:31zo Thank you we're ready for them ladies and gentlemen

01:20:34it's time for our special guest Nickelback on Elm Street

01:20:38I love Nickleback

01:20:45give it up for the lead singer Chatti Krueger

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فيلم Haul Out the Halloween 2025 مترجم اون لاين - Episode 1

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