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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:52Oh, my God.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:58Close one.
01:59Close one.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
03:52Let's do it.
03:56Let's do it.
04:04Let's do it.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:35Yes.
04:36Now move.
04:39Richie.
04:41Please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:01You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27Mine.
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:25The curve to infinity.
06:29One.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:53What. Don't. You.
07:06Mommy?
07:13Mommy?
07:26Mommy?
07:27Mommy?
07:27Mommy?
07:51Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:53Lindy?
08:56Lindy?
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:15Oh, this is the timeout, Lindy.
09:17We agree.
09:18We agree, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:23Ow.
09:24Ow.
09:26Ow.
09:26Oh.
09:26Oh.
09:28Oh.
09:28Oh.
09:28Oh.
09:29Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:31Oh.
09:32Oh.
09:38Oh.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:55Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:00Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:05I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both
10:34before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:45You!
10:53All right already!
11:03What?
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18One second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay.
12:16Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing.
12:22I will hang up.
12:23Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:28But.
12:30Older, tiny me.
12:33Might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:46Lulu?
12:50That's pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so you know, um, I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband shrunk me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but.
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:43I think I know what I'm gonna do.
13:46But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
13:51Bye.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and, um, your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:00So, this is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:33Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:56How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only, less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the origin
16:11of science?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know, I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really? Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles, big surprise.
16:56But I am so close, for real, for real.
17:00I know, I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech, he's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party
17:07to that.
17:09So, walk, no, run, you run away.
17:14I, I, I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out, the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:33Wes, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me, judging me.
17:53Like, smug dicks.
17:56But, you will never judge me.
18:00As harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:19And I can figure that out here or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:18No.
19:20There is no, ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:23It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:35It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding.
19:48That maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well, today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H hat equals H bar omega times A dagger A plus one half plus P hat squared over 2 M
20:28plus 2 over M omega squared X squared, which...
21:01It's upside down.
21:05It's inverted.
21:10Janet, invert.
21:13M omega squared X squared over 2.
21:18Bombs, invert.
21:20Invert!
21:24Invert!
21:26M omega squared X squared over 2.
21:32Carl?
21:33Implement.
22:04Let's make history.
22:05Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation?
22:48Ta-da!
22:57Okay.
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:34I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it!
23:41We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, not...
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
23:52Let me!
24:02Delicious.
24:03Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:07You did it.
24:09Okay.
24:10I'm new.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh dear.
24:15Oh God.
24:17Oh my God.
24:19Oh...
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:22Oh!
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us some...
24:26Les!
24:27Les!
24:27You okay?
24:28No!
24:28No, no, no!
24:33i got you finally i got you fuck yeah you did awesome list
24:44hopenheimer's got nothing on you huh thank you
24:49thank you man let's talk numbers what the fuck let's talk numbers yeah
25:10oh no you didn't
25:16okay i fucking hate tape measures it is time you knew the truth about dr less little john
25:25all right mills you want to know more about less a secret project
25:30here i am
25:36less is it the corn are you sick no it's not the corn uh somebody emailed something something
25:41not good uh to a journalist and that's something is going to destroy me just one nils is that the
25:47journalist yes how did you know you mentioned him before yes well imagine what he could do if you
25:52had something on me something big uh small but very big what do i do you sit
26:00relax today is your day no it's our day we did it partners
26:15don't worry about nils vivian's taking care of it nils has retired permanently nils is not a problem
26:28who sent you the email tell vivian who is your problem are you going third person i find it effective
26:37in situations such as this now
26:38tell vivian
26:41tell vivian
27:08fine
27:08you are going to have to stop them
27:13does that scare you no yes no uh a little i'm not suggesting you physically murder someone
27:20did you think that no yes no a little no i'm only suggesting
27:26get creative why yes get creative and then leave the rest to fate fate makes its own choices
27:43fate
27:45yes that is creative
27:49come on nils
27:59write me back write me back nils jesus
28:05come on nils
28:10lindy
28:13lindy i have a surprise for you
28:17i'm unarmed there's no tricks up these sleeves
28:20i come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24i solved the restoration formula i can make you big again if that's something you're interested in
28:39going to celebrate
28:43i've decided we're keeping him
28:47yeah he won't play ball
28:49you don't know that i do actually it's kind of my thing
28:54just fire him i can get him to play
28:57les's brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00more valuable than mine or yours
29:03you're making me choose
29:04you're making me choose
29:05well then we should both choose wisely
29:16what i'm not even blocking you just go around
29:20all right
29:27you better not be with me
29:30oh no it's true i did it i remain a literal genius look
29:36i miniaturized and restored mr magoo
29:40how's that proof i never saw him tiny i hate that cat
29:43well that's funny he told me he hates you too
29:47what's that magoo huh
29:51you're hungry
29:54poor thing
29:55he's been through a lot
29:57what am i saying you know sorta
30:00well gotta feed him be inhumane not to right
30:05you know dr carmichael said that i can't force change on you so
30:12i'm having second thoughts about making you big
30:15i think i've learned that i have to accept you for who you are
30:19the way you are
30:21and that you're never gonna stop
30:24i gotta eat myself worked up quite the appetite
30:28i think i deserve a good meal
30:31and so i bid you farewell
30:33and i wish you the best of luck
30:40i'll leave it up to fate
30:55good kitty
30:58easy muckerel
30:59easy
31:01i'll leave it up to date
31:13magoo stop
31:14god
31:15stop
31:21so be honest when i took a bite of the sweet corn did you think i was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't did i i don't know i mean i i mean not really but but you know
31:29i was thinking
31:30trust the map
31:31trust the map that's what i did oh did you see hilton did you see his face was he scared
31:35i didn't
31:36let's not focus on hilton yeah that guy let's focus on me instead
31:39let's focus on us
31:42yeah i'm the golden boy cheers to me cheers to us and everything we want to accomplish together
31:51you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it but i can't believe it because you know
31:54i
31:54did make fucking history if only lindy could see me now right lindy yeah you know i saw her in
32:01my
32:01science thoughts at the podium um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up bang that was it
32:07i got it invert lindy helped you with science yeah i guess you know cheers to me again
32:20yeah you're not really eating i feel ill yeah so do i a little bit in my stomach i think
32:25it's
32:25excitement less we shared we got personal we have secrets i thought we were partners
32:37a scientist standing in front of another scientist yeah of course you helped helped yeah like lindy
32:48helped you both helped but i plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech um when i win the nobel
32:56and
32:56not lindy and then everyone will know that you contributed and not lindy and that's very important to me
33:03not lindy is more important to you than us not really following exactly
33:19i think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office
33:25oh yes good idea we need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment
33:33can i uh order you anything else i'm done
33:51is that she leaving
34:11what's my stuff hey i know you can see me open the fucking door
34:20my id is not working
34:26where is mr magoo you didn't let me in where is mr magoo is this about a cat i want
34:38my tiny cat back i
34:41restored him i took him home it's lindy's cat i hate that cat i don't know who you are
34:51what are you gonna let me in what are you gonna let me in oh
35:26what was the plan here
35:30my id didn't work
35:34what are you gonna do
35:34and you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen i tried i was passionate about it i cursed i warned you about these people
35:53you did you dummy now it's over hilton has everything
36:04we have nothing well i i couldn't help it it's my life's work i had to do it less
36:16the nobel was never on the table they were always going to steal your tack
36:24martin without the nobel
36:28i'm not worthy
36:32worthy of what
36:41her lindy
36:46i needed lindy to be proud of me
36:52lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
36:59lindy
37:25lindy
37:27no you're gonna have to take an uber because i got dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now
37:32this is life or death mark for real this time
37:34what's really really real
37:35mugu could eat her
37:36the cat
37:38i'll explain to you and dana later you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why
37:42what are you
37:43love you笑
37:57are
37:58you oh
38:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
38:06Oh, no, no, no, no.
38:07Oh, no, no, no, no.
38:07Oh, no, no, no.
38:08Oh, no, no, no.
38:09Come on.
38:10Come on.
38:10Oh, oh, oh.
38:11OK, OK.
38:12OK, OK.
38:13The fat lady has a tongue, man.
38:15OK?
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one.
38:18But I just, I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to, to such generosity and compassion towards science, and yet such
38:26selfish helplessness towards his wife.
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:39No!
38:40No!
38:41No!
38:41No!
38:41No!
38:42No!
38:42No!
38:42No!
38:42No!
38:43No!
38:43We had...
38:44Mommy!
38:45Yes, cause it's gone!
38:47Daddy gone!
38:48Love is gone!
38:49Yeah, it's gone!
38:50Daddy gone!
38:51Love is gone!
38:52Yeah!
38:52No!
38:53No!
38:53No, it's gone!
38:53Yeah, it's gone!
38:56Daddy gone!
38:57Love is gone away.
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:10When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:17Love is gone
39:19Gone, daddy gone
39:22It's gone, daddy gone
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipping smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can always guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:40It's gone, daddy gone
39:42It's gone, daddy gone
39:45It's gone, daddy gone
39:49Love is gone
39:50Gone away
39:52Gone away
39:54Gone away
39:58Gone away
40:12Gone away
40:13Gone away
40:14Gone away
40:15Gone away
40:15Gone away
40:15Gone away
40:16Gone away
40:16Gone away
40:16Gone away
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