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00:07It's your boy MC Trapper, D, inside.
00:12Oof!
00:14Oof!
00:24He's packing.
00:41I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shitstorm you
00:50created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:54Hmm. I reckon it will help them visualise me as Bond.
00:57Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:07Saju, what's the name of the lady?
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:15Mommy, remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19No, give me a ticket, cosy.
01:21Felicia.
01:22What's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that horny auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shahjee's just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shahjee?
01:41Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46Oh, just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Mr. Kee.
01:48You're a black lady.
01:54I'm sorry.
01:56You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:02What the fuck is this?
02:03You tell me.
02:10Oh, you know, I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm,
02:22and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
02:26but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shahjee.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:50Listen, it's Eid, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community
03:02for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:09Has he got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment,
03:24I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community
03:41and to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way
03:44hurts me deeply.
03:46You good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:49Yeah.
03:51So you've come to visit us lonely villagers?
03:53Oxford educated, but no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know
04:04that I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06to make up for it
04:07and to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal bitches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18It is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh, you know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:28Hassan, Salim,
04:29you little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:35Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk, Felty.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Mangy Naila.
04:54Mangy Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nangy Naila.
04:57She always shows skin
04:59because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy
05:02checking herself out in the mirror
05:04to come host her own party.
05:05So beautiful.
05:08So beautiful.
05:12Mmm.
05:19Samina?
05:20He's Mubarak.
05:21Hey, He's Mubarak.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother,
05:28So you have comeal, Tahira?
05:30No, but you know Naila, how is it?
05:32She doesn't have to do it
05:34She doesn't have to do decoration
05:35She's in the penthouse
05:41Please eat this in the garden
05:43Eid Mubarak
05:56Eid Mubarak
05:58Eid Mubarak
05:59Eid Mubarak
05:59Eid Mubarak
06:04Now he has passed, you are the eldest
06:06No, thank you, I am fine standing
06:09Baba, go you a favor
06:10Don't tell mommy, yeah
06:11Is that how you are going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar
06:16Yeah, I will mention that to the writers
06:18I am letting go
06:22Maybe
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it
06:26No, no, you are going to kill me
06:34I am fine
06:35I am fine
06:36I am fine
06:43Good first try, good first try
06:45But I am going to need you to do another apology video
06:49First you forgot to say the words I am sorry
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing
06:53He is buff, no
06:54Keith says he has gone mental
06:56Yes, fucking heart
06:57Sorry, can you mum focus please?
07:00This is the latest
07:02Sir, this guy likes you
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
07:09And the Bollywood sweet shop
07:10Is their community like ten times
07:13It feels like you are begging it
07:14Maybe down the brow
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you
07:18I am 22 mate
07:21What were you trying to get wife'd off?
07:23Get it to me sooner rather than later
07:25This is not going away
07:27Hi everyone, Shah Latif here
07:29Now last night at the King's Museum
07:31A brother and I came into conflict
07:33Now I should not have reacted the way that I did
07:37And the brother in question perhaps
07:39Should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42The way that he did
07:44Nuba is a community led
07:46It's not fucking community led
07:48The fact is we are all in this together
07:50And in the future
07:51I promise to use my platform
07:52Not to lash out
07:53But to reach out
07:56Bro
07:57Nuba is for
07:59You want some chai or something?
08:02No
08:03Nuba
08:04Bro we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah I'm good bro
08:07We good?
08:08I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah I'm good
08:09But good then
08:11Nuba, not Nuba
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus man
08:13You are distracting me
08:15Alright
08:15Yes
08:16Yo they got them little laddus over there
08:18With the pink and green balls on them
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please
08:20I don't want laddus right now
08:22Okay, I just want to concentrate
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh yeah
08:27Shit
08:27In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus
08:29Well before that
08:31You know
08:33Need a bit
08:33Come on
08:34Talk about chai
08:36Hey
08:38Here I go
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone
08:40It's only gone
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi
08:44Bastard you promised you're not going to leave me
08:46So if I just die standing here alone
08:48Please
08:48Please don't do this now
08:50You left me
08:51I'm sorry
08:52I'll make it up to you
08:53My name
08:53My Salim is coming
09:00My daughter
09:04Salim
09:05Salim
09:09Salim
09:11Salim
09:12Salim
09:12Salim
09:12Salim
09:23Salim
09:29Oh, beta.
09:34Look, Mr. Dubai.
09:36I can't believe I can.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey,
09:39doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
09:43Look.
09:43No, he's not, mommy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh spray.
09:50Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52Good?
09:52Yeah, I'm good, man.
09:53I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shaju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shavita, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Salim. Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro? Yes.
10:20Look at this guy. You good?
10:21Yeah. Come, join us, man. Join us.
10:23I was doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27That's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been? I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here,
10:45you know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
10:50Muba! Sick idea, innit?
10:51I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever. No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
11:15It's not just a bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really before, in a way. He's a ride or die, and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues, because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than, sort of, Series A.
11:35See this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you, it's too close.
11:43Okay, give me back my dildos then.
11:48Even for me personally, the most important quality about Mooba is, in fact, the quality
11:53of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08It's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best, hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, like, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this, you're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You been?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know, all like, with the,
12:33but, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:46They lose good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class, Naila.
13:03No.
13:07Next year, I read this back at yours, no?
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Taira, don't mind you.
13:15Everything is okay, right?
13:16Do you?
13:19Why?
13:20No, nothing.
13:22It's because I was watching Shaanju and I think I worry for him, for all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shaanju have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukaiya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, no?
13:52And Bichariya ain't go there.
13:54She doesn't know anything.
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now, really.
14:13It's all good.
14:15First class.
15:01First class.
15:12Shah, we need that apology, we're running out of time, I've literally written it out for you, just find a
15:18quiet, neutral room, record it and send it back now, before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:50Yeah, a conversation. Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you.
15:57Is this like, you two... I like her. Texting, wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on? Six months. Three months? Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah? I'm chill, I'm not going to tell anyone. Why did
16:10I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah? I came here for you. But I never asked you to,
16:15did I?
16:15But I asked me to. I never, calm down, I never fucking asked you to, and this, this whole thing
16:20you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about, this is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing? No, yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way? Oh, fuck's sake, well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything, I've got your back. I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because this is something,
16:37right? Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro? You live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life, you have
16:45fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay? I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys. I don't want your keys, okay? I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature
16:58experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay? Alright? Alright.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting, there's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand, alright? Yeah? You
17:12can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes grey. What does that mean to
17:20you?
17:21It means you're blocked. Fuck off, really? Yeah. Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now. Can I show you this quickly? No, no, no. Oi? Don't
17:32say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:36Selim, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:41He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Sai gone, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52He recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you? Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's by? Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you ass-wipes. I can run circles around you idiots. I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:40Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:48Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate and avoidable,
19:01and I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:04You fucking thick.
19:06Bismillahir-Rahmanir-Rahim.
19:08Bismillahir-Rahim.
19:10Alhamdulillahirrabbilalameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object,
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:23Allahu Akbar.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok, you little.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah. Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say.
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15All right.
21:16See you.
21:16See you.
21:19See you.
21:19Ah!
21:29What it is?
21:30What it is?
21:32What it is?
21:32What it is?
21:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:34Papa?
21:35Yeah, what?
21:36Hey, what happened?
21:37What happened?
21:38You fell.
21:38Move.
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41You want to sit down?
21:42Come.
21:44How's your breathing?
21:45Okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
21:54All right.
21:55All right.
21:56Come down, mate.
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabash, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabash, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabash.
22:20What?
22:20Shabash.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:36That's some sweet little minicap driver, bro.
22:38Hey, shut up.
22:38Low it, low it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirp your little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chirp.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage, and he's been talking to it.
22:59You sure you're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:06I'm going to lose my mind, eh?
23:07Hey, it's not me if I have to.
23:10Chalo, Shaju.
23:11Nigel, what are you asking?
23:13Why are you saying Nigel Jiao to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless stinking.
23:32Bitch, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35Oh, I've got a problem, Mama.
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
24:07Yeah, my boy.
24:14I'm trying to change the world.
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