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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rijun.
00:00:45Rijun.
00:00:46Rijun.
00:00:52Rijun.
00:00:53Rijun.
00:00:53Rijun.
00:00:53She is the Healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please.
00:00:57Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rijun.
00:01:52Rijun.
00:01:54See?
00:01:54Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:02Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:06Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:32Rijun.
00:02:34Rijun.
00:02:38Rijun.
00:02:41Rijun.
00:02:45Rijun.
00:02:47Are you still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma. And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married
00:03:15yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:58doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:02Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:23Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty. To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:59Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Okay!
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of the doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:18The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:29I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:59Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she getting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:43We never saw you.
00:17:46Let's sing.
00:17:58Now, let's sing a little song.
00:17:59Come with me.
00:18:03If you don't want this song, please.
00:18:03Yes, I don't want it.
00:18:04Let's sing a little song in the song.
00:18:04We're waiting in the song song.
00:18:04Let's sing a little song.
00:18:05I don't want it.
00:18:05Let's sing a little song.
00:18:05Well, like we can sing a little song.
00:18:07the song song is the song.
00:18:37You really
00:18:39shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that
00:18:41homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:44Exactly! What if she gets pregnant
00:18:45by him? She could
00:18:47blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do
00:18:51if I was that poor. And then the Armstrong
00:18:53family will be the laughingstock of the
00:18:55nation, held for ransom
00:18:58by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening
00:19:02to that. We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find
00:19:05this little, like,
00:19:09on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts? You don't know her?
00:19:17You don't know her background?
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:23You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down
00:19:25this clown show right now. James,
00:19:27let's go. Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh my...
00:19:39I told you all to stay out!
00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:57trap my son.
00:20:01I'm gonna save him
00:20:02myself.
00:20:03No!
00:20:07You see
00:20:08that, General? This isn't just a gull-dicking
00:20:10con woman. This
00:20:11is a witchcraft.
00:20:14I know what this is!
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her. She uses
00:20:19her dark magic to steal the hearts
00:20:22of young, handsome men, and then she eats
00:20:24them alive!
00:20:24I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James!
00:20:29Get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want...
00:20:53something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune
00:21:01will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious,
00:21:23man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:38Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42You're right.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we bitch?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know
00:22:30what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41Excuse me.
00:22:45You just talked to me
00:22:46with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:59We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:11Fire!
00:23:16Fire!
00:23:17Fire!
00:23:18Fire!
00:23:20Fire!
00:23:22Fire!
00:23:23Fire!
00:23:24Fire!
00:23:24Fire!
00:23:25Fire!
00:23:26Fire!
00:23:26Those anus cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you,
00:23:32this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets
00:23:35won't do a thing.
00:23:36No,
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:37is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06Wait, this homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:23Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:48It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:18Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:20There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:34Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:41And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:54He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that hobos woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander is not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:47So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:03One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:26In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:56been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:18Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa.
00:34:20Marissa.
00:34:21Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:36You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:46Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That break-up must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, your sister?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:07And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart, but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:25I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:36I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:39Who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:38:54She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah, you mean we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:25presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:41Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, it's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:52You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:03According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:05And we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:14So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:17Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow her to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract, allowing
00:40:47my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham.
00:40:57Stowe, butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:35I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless.
00:42:53And desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:22You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:31dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:48They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26You're moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:34That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:25She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:07Bro.
00:46:09She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's...
00:47:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:40Oh my God.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:58Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female president
00:48:06of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon,
00:48:24or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:38But I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:10But make me happy,
00:49:11and I might consider making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:26How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so.
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here,
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander
00:50:06scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:26because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue that a man
00:51:46would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:59She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:09I'm a major.
00:52:10You know, look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14a seven now
00:52:15that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:19worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman,
00:52:29no way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Mmm.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire
00:52:42with fire to deal
00:52:42with the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious,
00:52:46Trixie, you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're gonna do me
00:52:52the favor of never
00:52:53coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You wanna fuck with me,
00:52:56you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been out of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe you should try
00:53:43to play some house
00:53:43some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:58I know that you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that
00:54:02we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:08to get close to a woman
00:54:09and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:36Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:44Trixie, I know
00:54:45that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune
00:55:06from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:09They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:16Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:21Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:47You found my dog.
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:04You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:28Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worth it's Trixie is.
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:48if she's homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making
00:56:50this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious
00:56:55woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful
00:57:04man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:07Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:16As if
00:57:17like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:20would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie.
00:57:23Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:25the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone
00:57:29from the lowest rank
00:57:31of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:36enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:47She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:51she's just a useless,
00:57:53lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't
00:58:02prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:08all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh,
00:58:24I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:28on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey,
00:58:55are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:01like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the
00:59:18Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:27You're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:32man in the country.
00:59:34Trixie's married,
00:59:35the famed war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl
00:59:38wants what every man
00:59:39wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad
00:59:44will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:54Please.
00:59:54Please.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:04for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:10a good time.
01:00:13Do you have your hands
01:00:14for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested
01:00:22in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:36Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay,
01:00:38you don't want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:43a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4518 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that
01:00:55so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:03your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out
01:01:07other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:11to all good women out there.
01:01:12No,
01:01:12to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:15everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait,
01:01:22everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:31I just got off the phone
01:01:32with the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:33your contract
01:01:33is not getting cancelled
01:01:35because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:38So,
01:01:38we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:46biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes,
01:01:48that's the highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field of health
01:01:51and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto
01:01:53is
01:01:54the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:56the left leave the wrong,
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:59That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:01The president would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:05she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over here
01:02:13isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares
01:02:15who he is?
01:02:16If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my products,
01:02:19who cares about this
01:02:20washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:33for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:56between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:01Listen, officer,
01:03:02I can attest
01:03:03that Trixie Amoria
01:03:04is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:13everything she had
01:03:14just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:16for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:20is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack.
01:03:39Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:40would have been bombed
01:03:41to ash.
01:03:42And that's why
01:03:42it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:47only fell into a coma
01:03:48because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorists.
01:03:49and we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:57is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll get it
01:03:59resolved and we can
01:04:00focus on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest
01:04:05me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to
01:04:09decide, punk.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:04If you can.
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:38Legend is written
01:05:39all over you,
01:05:40Icenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:51He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better
01:05:53than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew
01:05:55you'd find someone
01:05:56better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always
01:06:00been so much better
01:06:01than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining
01:06:03star in the sky
01:06:04and Marissa's like
01:06:06a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling
01:06:08now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out
01:06:10with insults
01:06:10from my side,
01:06:11right, Sam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections,
01:06:23no power.
01:06:24You can't compete
01:06:25against me
01:06:26even if you have
01:06:26one guy on your side
01:06:27who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable
01:06:29to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using
01:06:31defenseless lives
01:06:32as your shield
01:06:33because you know
01:06:34we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, Bam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:06:51Attack!
01:06:54Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt
01:07:08a single soul
01:07:09in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care
01:07:18what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her
01:07:20make a fool of me
01:07:20at my own wedding!
01:07:28Oh, damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you
01:07:36for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie
01:07:38and the family
01:07:38and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:41to fend them off.
01:07:43Devin,
01:07:43you and your brother
01:07:44are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let
01:07:47your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still
01:07:54for me.
01:07:56Right
01:07:57rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just
01:08:10reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting
01:08:12the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she
01:08:14the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:21Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See,
01:08:23I knew that you
01:08:24were no ordinary woman.
01:08:26No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just
01:08:28an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me
01:08:29on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:31Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average
01:08:35homeless girl
01:08:35on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably
01:08:37holding out a super magnet
01:08:38that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not
01:08:40care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe
01:08:42in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:45not only have you
01:08:45betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've
01:08:47hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you
01:08:50both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you
01:08:52to judge me
01:08:52for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you
01:09:00how the elite
01:09:01can travel
01:09:01in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross
01:09:05the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line
01:09:21between life
01:09:22and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that
01:09:24extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit
01:09:27it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die
01:09:29before I believe
01:09:30that's magic.
01:09:31You're not
01:09:32the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has
01:09:35many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but
01:09:38a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you
01:09:41cross the line
01:09:41and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left
01:09:47leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this
01:10:04the line between
01:10:04life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were
01:10:06just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's
01:10:13happening.
01:10:13I knew you were
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Bob.
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just
01:10:32didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him
01:10:35to the U.R.
01:10:36if you don't want
01:10:37your wedding to become
01:10:38his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to
01:10:43help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able
01:10:45to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be
01:10:46an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart
01:10:52can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody
01:10:53take my brother
01:10:54to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore,
01:11:03I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first,
01:11:09I was really hurt
01:11:10by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:13your true colors
01:11:14are that of a snake
01:11:15and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa,
01:11:16thanks for taking
01:11:17this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:22for being worthless.
01:11:24You think anyone
01:11:24would want to marry you
01:11:25when you've got
01:11:25nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear
01:11:29odd and crazy
01:11:31clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead,
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:41and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream
01:11:44all you want now, Trixie,
01:11:45but when the
01:11:46presidential contract
01:11:47arrives,
01:11:48it'll hit you
01:11:48like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing
01:11:50but an ugly phony
01:11:51and I'm the queen
01:11:52of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you
01:11:55how it is I
01:11:56who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here
01:12:05immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam president,
01:12:13I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there
01:12:16immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call
01:12:26the first woman president
01:12:27of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap,
01:12:30but I didn't know
01:12:30you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you
01:12:33for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:38how I have the presidential
01:12:39contract coming.
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone
01:12:42with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people
01:12:44have Madam President's
01:12:46direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way
01:12:50low-life Trixie
01:12:52could have called
01:12:52the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony
01:12:56who doesn't get enough
01:12:57male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here
01:12:59to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter
01:13:02would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time
01:13:05just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess healer
01:13:08can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really
01:13:10the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:19First, your boy toy actor
01:13:20pretends to be the war hero
01:13:21General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie,
01:13:25are pretending to be
01:13:25the goddess healer
01:13:26who gave me
01:13:26my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class
01:13:30think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized
01:13:33how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream
01:13:36of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches
01:13:38and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know
01:13:42what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me
01:13:44jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power
01:13:52is legendary.
01:13:54It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:57but the goddess healing
01:13:58is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity
01:14:02just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious
01:14:05and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:13You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess
01:14:15or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens,
01:14:19you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:39Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:25And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:16My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:25Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:57Hey, help!
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:27I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:09She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:29And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:36What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here.
01:20:39And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:55She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar...
01:21:14You wish!
01:21:16Idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:02Welcome, goddess.
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:50getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:54Sit.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:08Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her glory, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another.
01:23:47Chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I can't.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:04You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:12I do.
01:25:12I do.
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