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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Just getting up.
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best Unseen Bits from the final week in the villa.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch like the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
03:00Oh, he missed it.
03:03Oh.
03:041-0.
03:07Oh.
03:08Used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh, what a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27All right lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Do-do-do-do-do.
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no wait.
04:14He is.
04:14Okay.
04:15Wait, wait!
04:15Whoo-hey!
04:17Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28I am the fudge.
04:30I am team Love Island.
04:31And I am...
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid.
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker,
04:46and I play for Pumpy!
04:48Yay! Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You're going to have a little run, aren't you,
04:53when you've got to go like...
04:54Oh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems
05:00isn't sock rape tease.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh,
05:11but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You look lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:30No!
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did I go from?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things,
05:49but I can't be arsed it.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders,
06:01so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me!
06:08Warning!
06:09If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think,
06:13was for the boys to throw pizza toppings
06:15at the girls who were the pizza bases
06:18in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes!
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:43You got your throwing off?
06:44You got to give me a hug!
06:47Straight up my face!
06:50Ah!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:54No!
06:56No!
06:57No, I'm not.
06:58No!
06:58No!
06:59No!
06:59No!
07:01No!
07:07You're just getting on me, Finn!
07:10Yes, that was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, do I say the same one?
07:25Oh, Calan!
07:27Calan, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed,
07:31next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess, cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Calan, that's good!
07:58I do this every day work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meet...
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop, or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha!
08:33The next stage was to a chakada everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, I don't like tomatoes!
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smelly.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh my god!
09:10Oh my god!
09:32Not even Crave Pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched
10:31having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to... Think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, OK.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he loses and licks it.
10:48OK, let's go, cos then it will pick a stone.
10:50OK.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:54Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his foot or your head licking licks?
11:02Go on, Jane, you don't have licking licks, go on!
11:04Wait!
11:05Between you both!
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17You've got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:29Come on, lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick her.
11:40I can't even roll it down, like, two of the times.
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's right.
11:54French is the language of love,
11:56and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason, or did you just want to...?
12:07Cos it's sexy.
12:08Cos it's sexy.
12:08Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40OK.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous?
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50OĂš?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin.
12:59I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08OK, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaĂŽt.
13:12S'il vous plaĂŽt.
13:15S'il vous plaĂŽt.
13:26S'il vous plaĂŽt.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:29Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir.
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36OĂš...
13:37Aladdin.
13:38Ha ha ha.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaĂŽt.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01OĂš...
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaĂŽt, madame.
14:10Time for a break, so pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it, Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:53Oh, well, they're good at astrology.
14:56I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:19Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willie.
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:40Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Ooh.
15:46I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel?
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it M piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22No.
16:22What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27That's the end of the bread.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, Matt.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six, and it's important, much like my mum used
16:47to tell me.
16:49Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the band, darling.
17:07You're touching it.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Wait, wait, wait.
17:12Oh, ho, ho, ho.
17:13Do it.
17:13It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16Rick James.
17:17Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, OK, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37Go on.
17:38Go back.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51He looked like Ozzy.
17:53He looked like Ozzy.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:56He looks like Ozzy.
17:57Let me hit it in space.
18:00Sharron!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Did you look like Ollie, too?
18:07Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:09Ollie's back.
18:11Let me hit it in space.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting my cake and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06What's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15What's that?
19:16I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah.
19:55Hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57Erm...
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else?
20:08On Arrow 9.
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking...
20:30and smelling...
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:40He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42He went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45I mean, spray it in a baby's face.
20:47He went all in his eye.
20:49Oh, God.
20:52Do you want me?
20:57It's like...
20:57Oof!
21:00Oof!
21:01Oof!
21:02Oof!
21:03Oof!
21:03Oof!
21:04Oof!
21:04Oof!
21:05Oof!
21:05Oof!
21:06Oof!
21:08Oof!
21:12My baby's gonna fuck you up, baby!
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from Sean
21:31Paul night because oh you weren't here were you all right so this is me and Molly this is what
21:38we
21:38wore do you like the outfits I think they're really good outfits what would you rate them out of 10
21:46yeah probably a good seven and a half I agree what about this one this is just a selfie no
21:56okay I'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or not
22:03yeah yeah yeah it's good in it yeah I might post that oh yeah that's a good one I'm going
22:13to
22:13favorite that one just because you said that meanwhile Finn had already mastered the art of
22:19story time there was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp right so I was playing badminton
22:26outside the front of me house with my dad your gramp and I cracked my knee open right
22:33anyway mum come home she was out getting the Chinese that's your nan that is so she sees it
22:39and then she goes oh bloody hell that's really bad like my knee was bleeding Darcy it was really bad
22:44and then they said oh we're gonna have to take you to an A&E I said yeah damn right
22:49you are my leg
22:50were almost hanging off then my mum said we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go so I were
22:56laid
22:56there Darcy with my leg up in the air blood pouring out of it whilst my mum and dad your
23:01nan and gramp
23:02were eating their chow mein I wouldn't do that to you Darcy I wouldn't I'll tell you straight there I'd
23:08probably eat the Chinese on the way there how old are you by the way but two be fair Finn
23:17Chinese is
23:18never as nice if you have to reheat it out in the garden Luke M was willing to go to
23:24any length to
23:25make sure his son had everything he wanted we need them camo shoes go go go go you got the
23:34shit
23:39hey girl hey girl I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy I'm absolutely
23:44loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh I absolutely love
23:50it oh it's
23:51so cute you alright how are you I'm good you got the sun cream you got no don't put it
23:59on the baby
24:00I'm not putting it on me have you not put any on can you put the spray one on me
24:06yeah thanks
24:10well Ollie you guys did it enjoy thank you thank you no worries do you like quite there where did
24:21you put
24:21where oh sick as if I didn't even see you take it I know that's us I am
24:30he looks sick he looks sick he looks sick my baby is unreal you cheeky wee monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception
24:50come here come here come here come here it's alright do you want to get the frig out of my
25:05baby's prom
25:05hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:19oh come on I like these I let you be his godparent oh sick
25:27oh you fucker
25:33Demi I think look might need changing I'm gone see you in a more
25:48you make me so happy welcome back to unseen bits you decided against string quartets and gone on safari and
25:58chose to watch us instead I know it's only been six weeks but we love you too
26:04yeah yeah yeah it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's still loads of unseen stuff you never
26:11knew you needed do you put the toilet seat up or I sit down I said sometimes I sit down
26:16bro I always sit down for a week and sometimes just turns into a ship yeah
26:20right that's enough nonsense for now there's still way too many Islanders for this part of
26:25the show it's about time we sent some home after the Islanders had voted who they thought were the
26:32least compatible couple it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the Island
26:39the public vote saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Chad leaving three couples at risk
26:47your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa and everyone was so
26:53stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the Islanders turn to decide who was next as they had to save one of Mike and
27:08Priscilla or
27:09Callum and Molly Mike I'm Priscilla Calum and Molly Mike I'm Priscilla Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla
27:19were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the village
27:30callum was never very good with his words but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:35all right it's been the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say go on
27:41me oh come on give a little speech oh don't make me do a speech I'm sure I'm not doing
27:45a speech
27:45right fuck off top speech yeah kid see you down Trafford censor in the sunshine
27:58anyone want to close the door no fair enough
28:10if you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16all right keys all right keys get a point all right keys let me get some of the girl please
28:21some of the girl please please please please
28:27part of some of the girl please part of some of the girl please part of some of the girl
28:32whatever she's
28:32having I'll have points I'm a girl whatever she's having I love a part of some of the girl and
28:38whatever she's having I have part of some of the girl on whatever she's having I'm good then you're
28:43going to stick out like a sore bum says you part of some of the girl bag of salted peanuts
28:48that's my
29:03all right Finn I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of bucky and a pizza
29:08crunch
29:15you've got to love Mike and Priscilla their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or
29:21vain and what do they do have a photo shoot good on them
29:26should I face the camera
29:27you can face me now
29:40next position
29:44are you doing a video
29:45damn yeah
29:46oh no she got me
29:49she got me oh no she got me
29:52all right cool
29:53so stay close in
29:54all right bye boys
29:54I love yous
29:57he's so serious
29:58all right take a picture of me now
30:00okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03oh my glasses is too big though for the picture
30:05you ready?
30:06okay
30:13hold that hold it
30:17one more oh yes
30:21welcome to MB Studios
30:25Mikey B Studios are you ready?
30:27yes
30:27wow
30:27wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41and no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44this fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people
30:46it must be time for
30:49did you seriously just say that?
30:53you lot should have put the oven on
30:55you should have preheated the oven
30:57but the oven's not hot now
31:00so
31:00what if I slap it on now?
31:02it'll start melting
31:03it could do
31:09it's gotta be
31:10which one is it then? that one?
31:12yeah
31:14fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18did you seriously just say that?
31:27they say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29well one thing's for sure
31:31girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:35after living with them for so long?
31:38yeah don't get a pool cause they won't never go in it
31:43that's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49yeah
31:50that's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52they take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56shut up
31:58yeah that's not true
31:59no it is
32:00yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready
32:06literally ages
32:07four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women do their makeup to come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16to sweat it all off
32:17to sweat it all off
32:18bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20so it won't get ruined
32:21but I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes
32:25yes
32:27absolutely
32:27I agree with that
32:28just agree with everything
32:29agree with everything
32:32even when they're wrong
32:33even when they're wrong
32:35even when they're wrong they're right
32:35even when they're wrong they're right
32:36especially when they're wrong
32:37happy wife happy life
32:39that's how it is
32:41did you know what you didn't learn Finn?
32:44that at some point Paige will see this
32:54everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56oh my days we're not sitting here
32:59we're not sitting here
33:00love is in the air
33:02yeah and it still looks
33:03ahhhh
33:04has it gone?
33:05oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08that was big that
33:09what is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12that was me
33:13my god
33:16and this week's
33:18islanders get scared by something
33:22yi yi yi yi
33:29it's following you
33:31it's following you
33:32oh it's close to me now
33:33is it gone?
33:34it's following you
33:35it's following you
33:36it's following you
33:37it's following you
33:39more exclusive bits after the break
33:42it's time for one of you lot
33:44at home to win a smashing ÂŁ30,000
33:46and a seven night holiday to the fabulous South Africa
33:49don't say we don't spoil ya
33:51courtesy of Just Eat
33:52we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five star Love Island lifestyle
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34:02for a chance to win all of this
34:05just
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34:21entrance must be 18 or over
34:23paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February
34:25good luck
34:43welcome back to Love Island unseen bits
34:45and the final unseen bits of the series
34:48and I want to make it a good one
34:50my secret trick is my self confidence tape
34:54I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:05Ian you are the best VO artist in the land
35:09I am the best VO artist in the land
35:13you are big strong and confident
35:18I am big strong and confident
35:21trying to run a fucking TV show you guys
35:24shit have I been playing that into the villa
35:28sorry Paige as you were
35:31right I need to finish this tape
35:32you lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36no seriously
35:37what do you reckon came first
35:39the chicken or the egg
35:42it's got to be
35:45it's got to be the egg
35:46no it's got to be the chicken sorry
35:47surely God would make an egg first
35:50why would he make an egg first
35:51when he could just touch straight to the point
35:53so he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54yeah he would
35:55what do you think
35:57the egg came from a fish
36:02fucking fish
36:03we came from sea animals
36:06did we though
36:07how do you know that
36:09how do you know that mate
36:11fossils
36:11no there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14we came from monkeys
36:15we came from monkeys yeah didn't we
36:17yeah but where did the monkeys come from
36:18they come from God
36:19no
36:20they come from somewhere
36:21brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24who
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:27he's on about apples and gravity him
36:31he don't have a scooby about animals
36:34who's
36:34who's
36:35it's Charles
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:39Dickens Darwin who cares
36:40neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:00where we saw all of this
37:04this
37:06and a little bit of this
37:08but what you didn't see was all the hard work great determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14partly because there wasn't that much to be honest
37:17what the hell are we going to do in a talent show
37:19so we could just do like just basic exercise for couples
37:23is that talent
37:25well not everyone can do it can they
37:27what are we going to do
37:28sing
37:29nah
37:30oh no
37:30your voice is atrocious
37:31oh it's not that bad is it
37:33nah it's not bad
37:34we got a dance
37:36never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39it's right we're going to do it together
37:40yeah
37:40come up with a few moves
37:41yeah
37:42because I'm sorry but I ain't going out there half-hearted
37:44oh no
37:44it's got to be on point
37:46I ain't doing it
37:46exactly
37:47what's your like
37:48your talents are
37:49metallics
37:51er
37:51well I don't really have many actually
37:53aw fuck off
37:54I'm nervous mate
37:57okay
38:09sorry it's about to get real loud
38:11sorry it's about to get real loud
38:19yeah
38:22we're not doing
38:23we're not doing
38:26oh that's so much
38:28that's the technique
38:29there we go
38:31ah
38:32I'm shaking like a shat and doggers
38:36that means I'm nervous
38:41errrrr
38:45okay
38:46this is going to end tragic
38:48come on
38:49ah
38:50oh my god
38:52ah
38:52yeah
38:52ah
38:54am I light
38:55or heavy
38:56no you're light
38:56this is actually really comfy
38:59wow
39:00yeah
39:00okay
39:01ah
39:06no I can't do it
39:07oh
39:09okay
39:11ooh
39:12ooh
39:12ooh
39:13ooh
39:15there you go
39:16see he did it look
39:21no pressure
39:22no pressure
39:26okay
39:27don't call us
39:28we'll call you
39:42for the past few weeks
39:43for the past few weeks
39:44you've been voting in your millions
39:45however
39:46this week
39:47I wanted to know
39:48what the islanders best moment
39:50in the love island villa has been
39:51and this week's
39:53feature bonanza
39:57best moment
39:59okay
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa
40:04I can't even tell you
40:05it's probably like the funniest moment of my life
40:07and it's so immature but it was just so funny
40:10so I was on the bean bags and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart
40:17you could not play off as the bean bag
40:19no
40:21Rebecca was that you
40:22yeah
40:22it was so funny
40:24get out of there
40:25the funniest moment
40:29the funniest moment
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge
40:32my house
40:35it's just how did that happen
40:38funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window
40:44who's watching that
40:48I don't think anything could really top that
40:51Natalya's pram falling in the pool
40:55the crowd he won
40:57oh my god
41:02probably watching original Connor do the striptease
41:06come on
41:12that
41:14was
41:15ridiculously funny
41:16come on John
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely, it was very nice.
41:43One of the best walking back from Custer & More and seeing Paige single.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other. Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:11Go on.
42:13It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he'd done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18Actually, in terms of like sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled
44:12on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
44:52Two.
45:21A.
45:22Tune in tomorrow night.
45:22What's going on?
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