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00:22Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you, please sit here.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:41Be happy, be happy.
00:45Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:51You also take a Netflix platform, where people are watching in 192 countries.
00:56Then, the person is making a YouTube channel, I'm talking about myself.
01:02If there are four people in a house, then the mother is different, the father is different, the children are
01:08different.
01:09This time, I'm talking about you.
01:11I mean, you see, every person has made a video.
01:18Now, there are so many channels that I've been watching in the kitchen.
01:21Guys, today I've made a dhih bali and curry chawal.
01:27After his husband's mouth is open, and he makes a curry chawal and puts it on YouTube.
01:33Then, the son comes and tells me that his curry chawal is good on YouTube.
01:37He makes a cream chawal.
01:40Now I'm getting a rough.
01:43My hair is a good day.
01:47By the way, guys, I'm going to take a moisturizer.
01:49Your hair is a little bit better.
01:51Then, my hair is a highlighter.
01:53Then, my hair is a brush.
01:53Then, my hair is a lip gloss.
01:55And finally, my hair is a magenta mascara and your hair is a new makeup.
02:03The makeup makeup looks is better.
02:05The makeup makeup looks better.
02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:35Look, there's a blouse from one person.
02:39They use a normal blouse with a normal smile,
02:41and they put it in the background.
02:44They told their daughter,
02:46if you put it in the background,
02:49you can make a tattoo on her.
02:53It's a different channel of knowledge.
02:56They play piano with a little piano.
02:59They have expressions,
03:00Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
03:02Mix the expression.
03:04They will open the eyes and open the eyes.
03:06They say,
03:08The problem is a quiet, friends.
03:11Everyone is living in life.
03:13This is a life of four days.
03:15The baby says,
03:16What are four days?
03:17My mother is taking the name of your 25 days.
03:20She writes a life of four days.
03:23Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Add your bag and leave.
03:29The world is waiting for you.
03:31You can comment down below.
03:33Who will you give money to your father?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people who are
03:41with their work,
03:42their original content,
03:44and their own channel.
03:45They become a superstar.
03:46Today,
03:46we all have such stars.
03:49They have a lot of views on their channel.
03:51Let's call them.
03:51Please welcome,
03:52Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
03:57K
04:13Hello now.
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome back!
04:18Hello , welcome, welcome.
04:21Welcome, welcome.
04:2260 seconds!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:31How do you love each other?
04:34It's just nice that we went out of jail.
04:39You know all of them well.
04:41These last year,
04:43they are the most searched by celebrities.
04:47People were searching on the Internet.
04:50The police have been searching for different rules.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There are two people in this studio who went to Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:15Okay, wow.
05:17Come on, come on.
05:18Don't let me fear,
05:20Don't let me viewers.
05:31We just took a coward and went to the floor.
05:43and
05:43And Paji, if he has a joke today,
05:47we will be thrown all this.
05:52It feels like I have gone to the house.
05:55Today, I will have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:58Last time Ranveer and Samir were at 7,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you are at 2 again.
06:05We will have coffee,
06:06or we will have an anticipatory bail.
06:13Did you see Latent?
06:14I had a lot of episodes.
06:15I had a phone too.
06:16Yes.
06:17I said to him,
06:18and I said,
06:19why didn't the case happen?
06:21And,
06:21when my show closed,
06:25one day before,
06:26I called a call
06:26that something is going to happen with you.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said,
06:32look, you have a look.
06:33You have to go a little bit.
06:34You have to go a little bit.
06:35Yes.
06:35So, I told myself,
06:37I don't have to say anything.
06:40You have to say anything.
06:42But when you are famous,
06:43you cannot say anything.
06:45Yes.
06:46Yes.
06:49Yes.
06:50But I just want to tell my brothers
06:51that you both don't have married.
06:53In our show,
06:54all the people who work,
06:55all the two children.
06:57we will do something.
06:59We will do something.
06:59I have done something, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02I have done something.
07:06No, no, no.
07:07I have done anything.
07:07I have done anything.
07:08we will be family friendly.
07:09Today, we will be family friendly.
07:11No, no,
07:11but Ranbir is so beautiful.
07:13Very beautiful.
07:13And these controversies are great.
07:16They are all for learning to you.
07:18I am sure you will also learn a lot.
07:19I am sure you will learn a lot.
07:20People love you so much today.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who was first called?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer before.
07:32Okay.
07:34And his phone didn't stop.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where did you go, Ranbir?
07:38No.
07:39My brother came here.
07:40I was sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:43Oh, wow.
07:44He is here for that reason.
07:45He is here for that reason.
07:47He is here for that reason.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52Direct one day,
07:53it was about an hour.
07:54When I came here,
07:55I said, come here.
07:56Then I knew that everything is happening.
07:58Then, when you saw this clip,
08:00I said, come on, come on, come on.
08:03Until I left my house.
08:07After this controversy,
08:09you have a phone to do more shows.
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or do you have a book before?
08:13Do you have a book?
08:14Do you have an advance?
08:15Do you have an advance?
08:15No.
08:16You have a phone, sir.
08:18But today,
08:18comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it?
08:27Sir, you don't know how to do it.
08:28I mean,
08:29at that time,
08:29I was just telling the first call
08:30to someone.
08:31Now, I didn't know
08:32if it was the value and the value
08:34of it,
08:34what it was.
08:35He said,
08:35in the moment,
08:35if your time was running,
08:37it would be running too.
08:39It would be running.
08:44We will be waiting for the other one, something will happen, something will happen, but...
08:49At that time, Kapil Sir also closed the tweet.
08:54Who did he do it?
08:58In the last two weeks, Udit Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:01He closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:102007.
09:12As I felt like in 2007, this guy was the same.
09:15It was fun.
09:19Sameh, it's been a compliment for you.
09:26It's wonderful. It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close the show.
09:36Then, leave your life.
09:39So, his heart will be clean.
09:42In the last one year, our friends have grown a lot.
09:45I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's how it feels.
09:48That's how it feels.
09:49That's how it feels.
09:50That's how it feels.
09:53What a lie, son.
09:54That's how it feels.
09:55It's the same.
09:55It's the same.
09:56It's the same.
09:58It's the same.
09:59When there's a thing, the man has a little blood.
10:01The blood is broken.
10:03When you have your set set, you have to prepare your set.
10:05You have to listen to your friends or your attorney.
10:09I'm just a lawyer.
10:10I'm notmania, genuinely.
10:12Yes, that's how I say it's broken.
10:14Oops, who's your husband has a little bit.
10:15He's broken the whole theater.
10:18Hey, my God.
10:30Hey, Sir.
10:31First of all, sorry for your venue.
10:34How many times?
10:35Three times.
10:36People came to the joke and took off the joke,
10:38and now they have to talk about.
10:40Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:44You see us, we think that we can laugh.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:47Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I am watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
11:00I never thought that you would come to the OTT one day.
11:10I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arsana Maham and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16God, if you close one door,
11:19you open ten doors.
11:21You're the one who can see the doors.
11:23The most people are killing us, sir.
11:33I love you, sir.
11:40You are absolutely brilliant.
11:44Super.
11:46Sir,
11:47you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:52I was watching you.
11:54You and Shaker, sir.
11:56You are in the comedy circus.
11:57I followed every episode.
11:59Then I didn't know what to say.
12:08Come and talk to you.
12:10Come, come, please.
12:16You are too good, man.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:18I mean,
12:19I respect you both.
12:21But I do a little bit more.
12:52I do a lot of people.
12:52They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54Take it, take it, take it.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:09Tell me about the beard biceps.
13:12When it started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:18There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was cool.
13:25But over time, I don't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still here.
13:32But the name is a little bit popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have to open it?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license given.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43this is a big joke on your grandma.
13:45You have to beat a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:46In the meantime, my mom has never said
13:48that you're in your family's family
13:49and why you're wrong with my family.
13:51You have to beat a joke on your grandma.
13:52Are they true?
13:53Look, sir.
13:54If I'm a song,
13:55I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:58If I'm a singer,
13:59I write a song in my grandma's memory.
14:01If I'm a comedian,
14:02I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
14:05Well said, well said.
14:06That's right.
14:07And I have awareness too.
14:09Like, my grandma and my grandma
14:11attacked once.
14:13And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Oh.
14:17Do you remember that?
14:20Tell me, Archana,
14:21do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:22100 is the only call that night.
14:25That's the police.
14:25Yeah.
14:27I didn't remember it.
14:28I called 102.
14:29Who's that?
14:31Fire truck.
14:31Fire truck.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Where did the fire look?
14:34I said,
14:35the fire looks like in the morning.
14:37Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:46Oh!
14:47Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:58Oh!
15:02Oh
15:03Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:05Oh!
15:05Oh,
15:06They were bedridden in their final phase, but they watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
15:11So, wherever they are, they are very happy today.
15:14Thank you brother.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You're an amazing comedian.
15:20So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case,
15:28there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:32India's name is right here, Kapil Sharma.
15:36Lovely.
15:39Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week, show, episode, I don't know how many thousands of episodes you've done, sir.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, it's a legend veteran's time.
15:55Thank you brother.
15:58This is what people do.
15:59When you give love,
16:01your confidence becomes like this.
16:03And normally, what happens is that
16:04sometimes we make scripts,
16:05sometimes it's not secure,
16:06sometimes it's not.
16:07But people,
16:09seeing you,
16:10with applause,
16:10and seeing you,
16:12they say,
16:12no, you do.
16:13We are with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:31He's doing so much money.
16:32He's doing so much money.
16:33I think he does so much money and I cannot help him.
16:39He's doing so much money.
16:39He's doing so much money.
16:39He's doing so much money.
16:40Every day,
16:40If you meet with a police officer, what is your shock?
16:44I think poetry is really good.
16:46It's really good.
16:47It's their shock.
16:48Sometimes they will listen to free time.
16:50Our shock became our profession, our brain and butter.
16:55And there is a jam.
16:58It's a jam, right? Netflix.
17:01So I think this is a blessing on the top of the top.
17:03You feel good to do it.
17:05We are still with people when we don't get money.
17:08So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart.
17:11Then the rest of the things come.
17:12So it's a blessing.
17:14And I've also watched many films and actors.
17:17When we come to our show, I feel like this is a dream.
17:23Everything happens in one life.
17:26I'll show you a little bit.
17:27Today, my brother has a little bit less.
17:28But he talks about death.
17:33In the little bit?
17:34In the little bit?
17:35Man, it hurts.
17:37Yeah.
17:37It happens in our society.
17:38I have to try to live the world.
17:40Absolutely.
17:44And listen.
17:45What can you say today?
17:46I'm not trying to talk about death.
17:49Another thing we can talk about.
17:50In the world of two other people.
17:52One is the LIC and another one.
17:55What can happen from the truth?
17:56What can happen after these people?
17:57Come to think about death.
17:59This is the big big name.
18:00Look, I don't go to this podcast.
18:02And if someone's gone, someone's gone.
18:04He's gone outside and he's gone outside.
18:07But there's something uncomfortable
18:08with any question or any question.
18:10No, I feel that with these questions,
18:12people open up.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do I give you a little example?
18:17Drill.
18:19Do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about it.
18:22No.
18:23But you're scared that you're excited.
18:29Who's excited for death?
18:31Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:34What's this?
18:35Good, good.
18:37Where did we go?
18:38I'm scared of death.
18:39He asked me last year
18:42Do you think about death or about death?
18:44I didn't think about it.
18:45But for the whole year,
18:47I thought about death.
18:54What happened?
18:55Who is the guy?
18:55He's with his team.
18:58You don't think about the police.
19:03Oh,
19:06Oh,
19:08Oh,
19:08Oh,
19:09Oh,
19:10Oh,
19:10Oh,
19:10Oh,
19:11Oh,
19:12Oh,
19:13Oh,
19:13Oh,
19:13Oh,
19:14Oh,
19:14Oh,
19:15Oh,
19:15Oh,
19:20Oh,
19:29Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi, hi!
19:33Have you shaved your hands?
19:39What happened?
19:43Hey, listen.
19:44My mother is a little bit.
19:46Yes, yes, baby.
19:47I'm a little bit on the diet.
19:51No, no, no.
19:53Open your mouth.
19:56Wow!
19:59Go to the house and eat it.
20:02Why did they not eat it?
20:03No, don't open your mouth.
20:10No, don't open your mouth.
20:12If you open your mouth,
20:14then in the desert,
20:15we will close our main course.
20:19That's correct.
20:20That's how India has got latent.
20:22India has got deleted.
20:26Let me introduce myself.
20:29Okay, now Sunil Paal's voice script.
20:35I've seen your show.
20:37You show a good show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:39You hear the other audience,
20:40you can also hear a joke, right?
20:42Yes, you can hear it.
20:43Do you have a joke to listen?
20:44Yes, yes, yes.
20:45I have a joke to listen.
20:46Once I say,
20:46I'm a kid,
20:47he's a kid.
20:49He's a kid.
20:49He comes from the kid.
20:51He's a kid.
20:53He says,
20:54he's a kid.
20:55He's a kid.
20:56He's a kid.
20:57He didn't come.
20:58The police didn't come.
21:01The police didn't come.
21:03What happened?
21:07The police didn't get into him.
21:09the police didn't go too late.
21:11No,
21:12as soon as the police didn't take away.
21:14NISBULDA
21:14He's got to check it.
21:15Loose.
21:17The bag is hidden.
21:21I think the bag is hidden.
21:27You can still see some items in the bag,
21:29some items in the bag.
21:30Oh, oh, oh.
21:32How to talk to alien?
21:34Alien.
21:36Yeti ke 101 kis se.
21:39I understood that you read such books,
21:43and that's why you all ask, right?
21:45Of course.
21:45Yeti ke dekha hai, alien ke dekha hai.
21:48You've ever seen your own podcast?
21:53India is the best podcast.
21:55It's mine.
21:57I've seen it, I've seen it.
21:59I've seen it in her podcast.
22:00A very big comedian named Kiku Sharada.
22:06He was saying that you're so cute,
22:09if I'm your sister.
22:12Hey, what's the joke about?
22:14No, you've seen the podcast.
22:16No, it's not the joke.
22:17Why did you say that?
22:19A very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:21What's the joke about?
22:25What's the joke about?
22:25A big comedian?
22:26Well, in social media you all have to do well.
22:29Oh yeah.
22:29Ah, your Men has to offer.
22:30Thira is over saying that you're $2,000 more.
22:39Let's check to find the details.
22:40Let's check it out.
22:42Please check it out.
22:46Who is this bag?
22:48Oh!
22:49Chess.
22:53Chess.
22:55Let me tell you something.
22:58When you knew
23:00the owner,
23:01the owner,
23:03the owner,
23:04the owner
23:05of the owner,
23:07the owner,
23:08the owner.
23:15Don't do this.
23:16It will feel good.
23:18Yeah, it will feel bad.
23:19No, it will feel fun to be good.
23:35Our episodes don't delete them.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:48We have some pictures.
23:50And our audience, too,
23:51is going to make fun of comments.
23:54Let's see them.
24:03I've added a photo, caption this.
24:05Who can do this?
24:06Aapur, Ranveer.
24:07He's saying Minati.
24:09He's a fukra man.
24:10Mr. Beast, who is the world's biggest YouTuber.
24:13We are also MythPath.
24:16Let's see the comments below.
24:18It seems that everyone's lawyer is one.
24:23And let's see.
24:26The case that's more serious,
24:28he's sitting in front of me.
24:31Who's sitting in front of me?
24:32Ranveer.
24:35I just want to see it.
24:37Let's see.
24:37What was it?
24:37Nine years of bare bicep,
24:39I now enter my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career,
24:42my mind was full of ideas,
24:44but my heart was full of,
24:45what was the need for the writing?
24:47Is it a samurai sword?
24:49Yeah, it's a samurai sword.
24:50Katana is called.
24:51No manтАж
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25:40when
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25:48and after that, it got worse.
25:51So, what's that?
26:12My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps,
26:16not on the podcast.
26:18I have never seen my whole blood test.
26:22The reports were normal.
26:25But what does it mean?
26:27It's a good feeling, like therapy.
26:31I was also on the beach,
26:34and a dog came.
26:36Before I came out,
26:38he went to work on my own.
26:43And,
26:44and,
26:44and,
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27:58on the
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28:23the same thing.
28:23I love you.
28:23Someone asked me when I was born in the show,
28:26sir, when do you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, I was born in the show.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33Archan na, ma'am, it's for you.
28:34Do you know the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:37Today, I had to come to the show
28:38and I was standing on the platform,
28:40to cross the road.
28:42A person came,
28:43he was running in his own way
28:44and I got stuck.
28:46I got stuck and he touched me.
28:48He touched me and said,
28:49I didn't say anything.
28:50I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:51And I got stuck.
28:51I went.
28:52I went.
28:53I went.
28:54And I went.
28:55And left me there.
28:55Where did I go?
28:57I didn't know.
28:57Disappear.
28:58Someone left me there and left me there.
29:00I went.
29:01I got stuck.
29:04Because people were going to lose sympathy.
29:07Oh.
29:08Yes.
29:09So the story says,
29:10if you want to keep somebody in life,
29:12then keep it with empathy.
29:14And not that I have to do something,
29:17and leave someone.
29:19Charles,
29:20do you want to do one podcast?
29:22Yes sir, sir.
29:24Do you want to take your client?
29:27Kapil sir,
29:28I have brought something which is made by my hand,
29:30my friend Mpraful.
29:33So he's here.
29:35Beautiful.
29:35Thank you brother.
29:48So proud.
29:53Thank you so much for having me.
29:54Thank you very much.
29:56George, Varadzari,
29:58Mr Sunil Pal.
30:41Oh
30:42Yes, sir, Jim
30:53Sunil bhai, when you go to Munch, you say,
30:54I'm Sunil Paal, comedy galal,
30:57and this is comedy galal,
30:59and this is comedy galal.
31:01How did you see them?
31:02Did you see them with a grenade?
31:04Do you follow some thoughts?
31:06Sir, they killed us so much, sir,
31:08but no one...
31:13What are you doing?
31:17Kabil bhai,
31:18if you kill this grenade,
31:19if you kill this grenade,
31:20it was good.
31:21But the ones who kill them,
31:24they won't be able to kill.
31:27The ones who don't understand,
31:29the ones who don't understand,
31:30the ones who don't understand,
31:32the ones who don't understand.
31:37What can you tell, Kabil bhai?
31:39You have to see this in the moment.
31:43Sir, what about this?
31:45Sir, one second.
31:46Sir, I've done so much love you.
31:49I mean, they have so many difficulties
31:50that I am going to kill the grenade,
31:54I am going to kill the grenade,
31:56I don't do anything else.
31:58I don't do anything else.
32:00I don't do anything else.
32:01I don't do anything with you.
32:02It's just one thing.
32:04Why don't you brush?
32:05Why don't you brush it?
32:05Why don't you brush it?
32:15I'm going to brush it here,
32:17and I have to polish it.
32:20You are also polish it?
32:22Yes, sir.
32:23I love you, sir.
32:24I am going to go.
32:24Look at me.
32:28But Sunil Pai,
32:29you have to forgive them
32:30because this is a big love you.
32:33I would request.
32:35But I want to ask Sunil,
32:39you have to forgive them.
32:41Remember to forgive them.
32:42And if they forgive them,
32:44you have to forgive them.
32:46You have to forgive them.
32:47I don't know how to forgive them.
32:50Whatever I've learned,
32:51I've learned from Sunil Pai's videos.
32:58I've learned from Sunil Pai's videos.
33:09I've learned from Sunil Pai's videos.
33:10I have to forgive them.
33:11I have to forgive them for 10 times.
33:19Thank you very much.
33:19How does it give you a good job?
33:21You have to give me a good job.
33:22The first one is Jengis's.
33:23And here are Jengis's two superstars.
33:26What do I have to say about them?
33:28I know they have to find a new name.
33:30Showstopper.
33:32I feel that I have a cool life moment
33:35for this generation of goat comic
33:37and last generation goat kawler.
33:54Love you, love you.
34:08I was sitting in that office and I was calling us.
34:13There were 6 months of dates.
34:15Sunil Pal was so busy in the next 6 months.
34:17The day you got to come to my film premiere in chapel.
34:22What strategy was your behind?
34:24What is that?
34:26I thought that one of the big people will come.
34:30I don't see the big ones,
34:31I don't see the big ones,
34:32I don't see the big ones.
34:33I don't see the big ones.
34:33What's that?
34:34I thought that I'll do something like this.
34:39That it's different.
34:41Seriously?
34:42Yes.
34:43I feel like you are going to be a basic one.
34:45You can see that it's light white,
34:46so you are going to go there.
34:49They're going to go there.
34:50They're going to go in the chapel,
34:51and they're going to go there.
34:57I don't know.
35:08I'm not going to go there.
35:12I'm not going to go there,
35:12my mother is very happy here.
35:15One thing I remember when we came to a laughter challenge.
35:18When we came to a laughter challenge,
35:19this is a legendary comedy in Pakistan with Mano khahn.
35:22Yes.
35:22Yes.
35:22They said it was a competition.
35:24A film star, heroine, said that she had this, then I would wear this.
35:29What's in the world?
35:30You are also are are, you are also are, we are also are.
35:32You are also are are.
35:33You are also are.
35:33You are taking a lot of money, you take a lot of money, you take a lot of money, you
35:37take a lot of money.
35:38But the thing that you are doing is a noble job.
35:41And we love you for our hearts.
35:43And you also forgive them.
35:45Yes, no, no, no, no.
35:46I just request that I have never done this before.
35:50I have never done this before.
35:51Yes, I have downloaded it.
35:56As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad.
35:58Like when we are angry, when we are angry, when we are angry, the whole world is attacked.
36:03In the media, everyone is coming.
36:05There is a time when we expect that our industry will support us.
36:09So, in that way, you will come.
36:13It feels bad.
36:15It feels good.
36:18Now, let's do a job.
36:20Let's do a debate on this stage.
36:21Yes.
36:23Debate on this stage.
36:24What should happen in the comedy?
36:25What should happen in the comedy?
36:25This is the debate.
36:26Very good.
36:26Done, sir. Let's go.
36:43Welcome to Jigs News Debate.
36:49Now, tonight, in the debate.
36:54Debate in the tonight.
36:58Let's go.
37:11Let's go.
37:14Let's go.
37:17Let's go.
37:31Let's go.
37:34Let's go.
37:42Let's go.
37:50Let's go.
37:55Let's go.
37:57Relax.
37:58I can't speak to you, but...
38:03What's your name, brother?
38:08Look, I can't explain my real name for security reasons,
38:11but my social media name is Bhesi Dharinda.
38:15I go to a different place and I have a card called Bhesi Union.
38:22Where have you been talking about?
38:25I don't believe that I have been talking about two times.
38:28I have talked about my marriage with my wife.
38:32And I went to my wife and I went to my sister.
38:35And I said, Sidhu's attitude to sleep alone.
38:40I said, you're here and your wife.
38:42I said, you're not going to go to our marriage.
38:45So I have talked about it.
38:47So, we have started on comedy today.
38:49First of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:52Yes.
38:53In some shows,
38:55If you're young and young,
38:56do you have to wear clothes?
38:59I want to know that.
39:01Excuse me.
39:02I want to know that.
39:03Excuse me.
39:04Excuse me.
39:06I can avoid this topic.
39:09No, we cannot. Sorry.
39:11No, no, no.
39:13In this book,
39:14It will be today.
39:15It will be today because I forgot my clothes.
39:19Today it will be today.
39:20Today you will be on topic.
39:21I will do it.
39:25One minute.
39:27Is there a lounge?
39:33Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:35Uncle, uncle.
39:36One minute, uncle.
39:37Uncle is your mother.
39:41Look, I will give her the answer.
39:44What we have to do is no gender.
39:46There is no gender.
39:47That male can become a girl.
39:50He can become a baby.
39:50He can become a baby.
39:51He can become a generator.
39:53He can become a baby.
39:54A male can become a female.
39:56A male can become a white canvas.
39:58He can become a baby.
40:04You've said a very big story.
40:07Or I was supposed to say directly,
40:08that I would become a big deal.
40:13Don't forget the last minute you're in the last minute.
40:14I was supposed to say,
40:18I'm sorry to say.
40:20I'm sorry to say.
40:21I'm saying your head is uploaded on YouTube,
40:22and then delete it later on.
40:26But let me add.
40:27Let me add.
40:28Can you just shut up, please?
40:29Two minutes.
40:29Two minutes.
40:31Can we just listen to me?
40:33Yes.
41:01Yes.
41:03We are taking a look from the wall.
41:06Now you have no interest.
41:09There is also no interest.
41:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:18You have no interest.
41:23One more question, please.
41:25If you are from Nagpur,
41:27why is the vitamin C so much?
41:32Mr. Nabi, what do you think?
41:34What do you think about this?
41:36Say something like that,
41:37just go home and go home.
41:46I've never seen such a young girl.
41:48I've never seen such a young girl.
41:49I've never seen such a young girl.
41:52You know, this young girl is not like a young girl.
41:55After doing this, my mouth is not like a young girl.
41:58And then after that, it's like that.
42:01What do you want to say about a young girl?
42:04What do you want to say about her?
42:05I support it.
42:06I'm very young in my mindset.
42:08So, I'm fluid.
42:10First, let me tell you, what are the rules of Genji?
42:14I don't know about Genji.
42:16How many years?
42:16Just like Genji, just like Genji.
42:19Okay.
42:20You tell me, Mr. Me.
42:22What do you want to say?
42:26Mr. Me, I just go home.
42:31No.
42:33Mr. Me.
42:41When he is black and white?
42:44Mr. Right.
42:46Mr Fucking Weppinson
42:48Mr. I like this.
42:51Mr.
42:51Mr.
42:51Mr.
42:52and Krishnan ji are backstage in 35 minutes
42:54to become a girl.
42:56Archana ji took half an hour, right?
43:04This is a joke, sir.
43:06This is a joke.
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said,
43:15laughter, I don't know who.
43:18But he just said that, and I heard it.
43:21Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:27I don't care what Victor said,
43:29but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:33I say comedy in small things.
43:35What is the truth?
43:36I think it's a joke.
43:39I think it's a joke.
43:39It's a joke.
43:41It's a joke.
43:41Sometimes it's a joke.
43:44If someone's a joke,
43:45I'm really enjoying it.
43:48For example, this is a joke.
43:51This is a joke.
43:55It's a joke.
43:58What is that?
44:00Tell me.
44:07I get it.
44:11I get it.
44:12I get it.
44:13I get it.
44:21I get this.
44:25I get it.
44:27I get it.
44:27I get it.
44:30I get it.
44:36Oh, you can't.
44:40I get it.
44:42It's a joke.
44:43I get it.
44:44I get it.
44:45I get it.
44:50I
44:50Amira up sick personal question time. This is a bullet take comedy Kalal Sunil Pal top
44:57Nets ikon see comedy key comedy Kalal ho gaya
45:08What do you say?
45:12Look, I just want to say this,
45:15the bear is the bear.
45:20And I want to say this one,
45:22Sunil Gavaskarbala is better than him.
45:26He was also better.
45:38Let me move on to the next topic.
45:41Dadadha Ji ne pardosan ko pichis se pakda.
45:44Chini chunate huye.
45:46Dekha, baat ghoom gai.
45:48So, kya boss lekar baat ghoomanne ka art hai comedy?
45:52He's going to ask you.
45:53Art ka da mude pada nil,
45:54lekin fart mein padi comedy hai.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass ho ryei hai.
46:06It's fart.
46:07It's fart.
46:08What's the problem?
46:08It's a natural possessed fart.
46:14I'll tell you something.
46:16No, I'm not a criminal.
46:21I'm not a criminal.
46:22I'll tell you one story.
46:23Ramesh and Suresh were two brothers.
46:25The police joined by
46:28Suresh had a fight in the world.
46:30They had a pistol.
46:45Then I move to the next topic.
46:52Yes, yes.
46:53Next topic is,
46:54we use the words in the comedy.
47:04Look at it.
47:05Why?
47:06Look at it.
47:07Because they don't have voice.
47:11Why?
47:13Where are you talking about?
47:15Why do we do that?
47:18Look at it.
47:20What you want to say,
47:21say it with your mouth.
47:24Why do you use the words of the word of the mouth?
47:28I say that the word of the dog has not been used.
47:31We have the word of the dog has given the dog.
47:33That dog has given the dog a lot.
47:35He has given the dog a lot.
47:37He has given the dog a lot.
47:38We make the dog a lot.
47:41If the dog has asked the dog,
47:42I will tell you the dog.
47:44I will not give the dog a lot.
47:45No.
47:48I just agree.
47:50But you say that two andes.
47:52Yes.
47:53I can give three andes.
47:54Who is the third?
47:55Look at it.
47:58One.
48:00Two.
48:01Three.
48:02I felt a lot of pain.
48:05Two yellow and one.
48:06I will give three andes.
48:08Two rupees.
48:09This is airport.
48:10800 rupees.
48:11Why are you 800 rupees?
48:12Two dossiers?
48:13One.
48:14Then, you have to give it.
48:15My dad made us aARF.
48:20Mark and me.
48:27According to the one.
48:28The one.
48:34So, I am an entrepreneur.
48:38This is my buddy.
48:39What do you want to say about this?
48:42The nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a big one.
48:58Look.
49:00I want to say that
49:02the big one is getting a big one.
49:05You are getting a big one.
49:09So what should someone else have to know
49:11and why should someone else have to know?
49:13According to my opinion,
49:14the big one is okay,
49:15there is no problem.
49:18Tell me something about this.
49:20Look, I think it depends on
49:23how far you are from the big one.
49:28If you are from the past,
49:30you should not speak.
49:32But if you are from the past,
49:33you can run away from the past.
49:37And then if you don't speak the big one,
49:40and if you are from the past,
49:41you will have a great fun.
49:43It's good.
49:44It's good, guys.
49:45Come on.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:58I want to ask you something.
50:01Your face is like a cycle.
50:02Why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07I am giving this out of my teeth.
50:09I am giving this out of my teeth.
50:11You are like a baby.
50:13You are like an athlete.
50:17These are all the examples.
50:18Example, example.
50:19You are like the bathroom.
50:21So, all these examples,
50:23you are like this.
50:24You are like this.
50:25You are like this.
50:25Is that comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:33Is this the comedy?
50:38Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me is this the...
50:49Is this the comedy?
50:53I'll tell you something...
50:54Is this the news?
51:09Oh my god!
51:11Tell me is this the comedy?
51:12Is this the comedy?
51:15Is this the comedy?
51:18Oh
51:24Yeah, I don't know I is will pal. Yeah, I think I don't know
51:55I'm not sure how to do it.
51:57I'm not sure how to do it.
52:00I'm not sure how to do it.
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