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02:01What? No bless you?
02:04Way past my bedtime. Time to go.
02:08Great idea. All kids but El, get out of my house.
02:13Everyone out now.
02:17I will walk them out.
02:20And remember, Sundays are for snacks and snake-less skin. You guys can have your TV time tomorrow.
02:29Bye.
02:30Catch you later.
02:32Good night.
02:33So Dustin, what happened?
02:36We trapped it in the furnace. Then boom!
02:41Incinerated.
02:42And those spore things?
02:44All of it. Incinerated.
02:47Finally over.
02:49It would have been really over if Hopper had seen Nikki.
02:52What were you thinking? She shouldn't be here with us. She almost ruined everything.
02:56Yeah, that was pretty close. She's not the one who went running to Hopper to spill the beans!
03:01Hey, cool it. My babysitting shift is over. I've lost my date, my car, and nearly my life.
03:09Henderson.
03:10Don't do anything you wouldn't do.
03:12Yes, or anything you would do. Just go home, okay?
03:18Hey, Nikki! Crisis averted. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
03:23She probably got cold and took off. Listen up, guys. We gotta talk about Dustin's Polaroid.
03:28Wait, you mean the one Lucas ripped out of my hand? Um, yeah, about that.
03:47Here. That's what I'm talking about. Now, don't tell anyone where you got that, okay? So, we good?
03:57Oh, we are really good.
04:41I can't believe you lost the photo. I didn't do it on purpose.
04:45You guys need to stop arguing about this. We'll figure it out later.
04:49Hey! Hey, man! Watch where you...
04:57Man, what's up with Charlie? Looks like he's about to puke.
05:01I'm just gonna say it. Charlie ain't Jeff Nelson.
05:04Oh, what the... That's so gross!
05:07Jeff is still AWOL. We're all thinking it. I'm just saying it out loud.
05:11Come on, Dustin. Jeff skips school, like, all the time.
05:15Speaking of school, I didn't see Nikki after class. Where is she?
05:19Should we go find her?
05:20Bigger fish, my friend. I've called all you here today because while I was off kicking interdimensional butt,
05:27Lucas lost the photo of Elle and a Mulligan creature and it landed in the hands of Keith.
05:33It was an accident.
05:35An accident is spilling a coke on your English homework. This was gross criminal negligence.
05:42The only thing gross around here is your breath.
05:45Guys, enough! Right now, we need to figure out a way to get that picture back before someone sees it's
05:50real.
05:51If Keith shows it to the wrong person and they recognize Elle's tattoo, she'll be in real trouble. Government trouble.
05:59That's why I have a plan on how to recover the photo.
06:02Here's an actual plan on how best to recover the photo.
06:05That's not a plan. That's a bunch of doodles on a napkin.
06:08Oh, see you tomorrow.
06:10Ugh, you're so annoying.
06:11I know you are, but what am I?
06:13Hey, while you two are bellyaching, Keith's leaving.
06:20After him!
06:21I'm waiting!
06:25It's my picture!
06:26Yeah, and I'm getting it back!
06:29What the...
06:30Keith! Get back here!
06:32Forget it, Dig Dug Girl.
06:34You and your boyfriend's cash offer for the photo has expired.
06:39Better luck next time, losers!
06:43Get back here, Keith!
06:53I'm alive!
06:57See if you can handle 10th tier!
07:00See if you can handle 10th tier!
07:05Whoa!
07:09Whoa!
07:11Oh, crap!
07:13Whoa!
07:13Oh, Aiden!
07:16Dang it!
07:19Huh?
07:21Yeah!
07:25Hey!
07:29Mike, I think I can stop him.
07:31Chew it!
07:36What?
07:37I'm getting it back!
07:39You're just gonna mess this up!
07:40Lucas!
07:40Dustin!
07:41Hey!
07:42Hey!
07:42Hey!
07:42Watch out!
07:47Ow!
07:49My appendix!
07:52Oh, yeah!
07:54Give it up, Sinclair!
07:56It's game over!
07:57Come on, man.
07:58We just won our photo back.
07:59That photo was mine!
08:01Fair and square!
08:03I...
08:03Wait!
08:04What do you mean, was?
08:05I mean, the Weekly Watcher coughed up big bucks for that photo.
08:11Those tabloid suckers will believe anything.
08:14So long, nerds!
08:16What?
08:18Oh, what?
08:18This...
08:19Is...
08:21That.
08:37The Weekly Watcher is Hawkins' number one trash magazine.
08:40Everyone and their mother reads these things at the checkout line.
08:43The pictures are wild.
08:45Fake, but wild.
08:47Snake Boy is my favorite.
08:48Ninety-five percent of my leads come from the Weekly Watcher.
08:51That explains a lot.
08:53How are we supposed to get the picture back from this place?
08:56Everything has a weak point.
08:58We just need to figure out where.
09:00That photo of El and those creatures can't get out, or it's game over.
09:05Sounds like a recon mission to me.
09:07And I approve of this mission.
09:09Let's do it.
09:09Let's do it.
09:11It's settled.
09:12We'll split up, gather some intel, and meet back at my place.
09:15We are getting that picture back.
09:27I'm here.
09:28I'm here.
09:29Grab these on the way.
09:31Nice.
09:32I love Cheetos.
09:33Really, Dustin?
09:34You took the time to stop for snacks?
09:36Hey!
09:37My blood sugar gets low when I'm on assignment.
09:40Well, now that we've made sure Dustin doesn't pass out, what did we learn, guys?
09:44That it's gonna be tricky, but I managed to see where all eyes are planted in the building.
10:00There are cameras all over the facility, and a security guard watching the monitors 24-7.
10:14Okay, security's an issue.
10:16Max, entry and exit points?
10:18Who says you can't ride a skateboard in the winter?
10:20I spotted three main leak points.
10:23One is the main entrance.
10:24Two is the fire escape door at the side of the building.
10:27Third is the rooftop access door.
10:29Technically connected to the fire escape exit door at the side.
10:32So, let's make it two and a half.
10:35Will?
10:36Okay.
10:37Best view of the action is this billboard.
10:40It's, uh, pretty high.
10:42I was able to get a clear view into the offices using Lucas's binoculars.
10:46The weekly watcher occupies one whole floor on the second story of the building.
10:50I saw some boss man open up a trapper keeper and pull out a Polaroid.
10:54Like a school trapper keeper?
10:56Yep.
10:57He put the folder in his top right desk drawer.
10:59It had a palace arcade sticker and everything.
11:01Keith.
11:03So that's our target.
11:04Wait, where the heck is Lucas?
11:06He was on Intel.
11:08And Intel you will get.
11:13What?
11:13Every good private I knows you learn the most about people by going through their garbage.
11:18And this is from the weekly watcher.
11:21Really, Lucas?
11:22What did you find?
11:24Garbage.
11:25And this keycard.
11:27Great.
11:28Except it's broken, doofus.
11:30It still works.
11:31I mean, probably.
11:33Lucas, Dustin, please.
11:35Elle and I will keep an eye on everything from across the street.
11:38We're still gonna need a believable distraction to get past the security guard.
11:42Max is right.
11:43Without that, everything else is a no-go.
11:45Guys, I know this looks hard, but that's why we have to work together.
11:50Dustin, part of this mess is my fault.
11:53I should have never quit the HIC.
11:56We can get mad at each other, but we never let it break up the party.
12:00Not ever.
12:02We may have lost the photo of Elle using her powers, but if we stick together, we can get it
12:07back before it becomes front page news.
12:09You lost a photo of Elle using her powers?
12:14No!
12:15Uh, he said he lost a photo of Elle losing her flowers.
12:20I mean...
12:23Mike?
12:24Okay.
12:25Here's the truth.
12:28Keith sold a picture of Elle, taken months ago.
12:32And that makes it better?
12:33No.
12:34But we're trying to make it right.
12:36We could really use some help.
12:39I could use help.
12:45Okay then, how do we fix this mess?
12:48By you giving the greatest performance of your life.
13:02You!
13:03I need to speak to someone immediately!
13:06My boyfriend is an alien!
13:09Uh, excuse me, do you have an appointment?
13:13People need to know the truth!
13:15Take me to your leader!
13:17My leader?
13:17Editor!
13:20Uh...
13:20She is really good.
13:23Mm-hmm.
13:24Operation Trap That Keeper is a go.
13:27The orange stuff it leaves on your fingers is the best part.
13:31I saw his bulbous head and huge eyes!
13:35I was led to this big mountain!
13:37There were blinding lights in the sky and weird, electric keyboard music!
13:42He was trying to communicate.
13:45Oh, jeez.
13:46Ma'am, this kind of sounds like the plot to...
13:49He wants to take me to prom in his UFO!
13:51That makes me a space queen!
13:53Hey, ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step down.
13:55What would people say?
13:56Where?
13:57You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
13:59I mean, do you think I'm crazy, mister?
14:01I can tell them how to lie by looking into their eyes.
14:05Look at me! In the eyes!
14:07Okay.
14:08Just...
14:09Keep...
14:10...looking!
14:14We're in!
14:17Yes!
14:21Take cover!
14:26Ugh!
14:30Ugh!
14:40Dustin!
14:41Coast is clear!
14:42You're up!
14:51Ma'am, please.
14:52If you could just settle down, we'll get this all sorted out, okay?
14:56Settle down?!
14:58Cameras are blind.
15:00Okay, Nancy.
15:01Time for a curtain call.
15:02Copy.
15:03Let me just get you some water, okay?
15:05Here we go.
15:06No!
15:06We mustn't drink the water!
15:09They use it to make us slaves!
15:11They are spade polligans!
15:13They're everywhere!
15:15Run!
15:15No!
15:18Well, that was embarrassing.
15:26Activate Phase 3.
15:28Get the editor out of his office.
15:30Q11.
15:31Confirmed.
15:32Hold for window.
15:36Today's proofs, Cosmo.
15:40Oh, Snake Boy returns to Hawkins.
15:46I...
15:47I wrote the Snake Boy story.
15:49And we have done it to death!
15:53Ghosts.
15:54Bigfoot.
15:55Serpents in the sewer!
15:58Our readers may be gullible idiots,
16:01but they ain't gonna fork over the big bucks
16:03for the same old headlines.
16:06Now, I just bought a photo
16:09that's leagues above all this bunk.
16:11I mean, even I can't tell if it's real or not.
16:16Now, let's prep the cover and blow some minds!
16:21Come on!
16:22Shop, shop!
16:25Cosmo, baby.
16:26You are about to go nationwide.
16:33What the heck?
16:40Is this some kind of joke?
16:45Hey, Cosmo, before you leave...
16:46Yeah, yeah!
16:47Give me a minute!
16:48You're dead!
16:48Whoa!
16:56All right.
16:58What'd I miss?
16:59The orange is the best part.
17:02Look!
17:03Editor's office is clear.
17:05Max, Lucas, you're up.
17:07Copy.
17:15Get out, baby!
17:17Dustin!
17:18We gotta go dark.
17:20Any look finding the main power cable?
17:22Nada.
17:23Still looking.
17:36Super Serpent?
17:37Man, this magazine is ridiculous.
17:40It's locked!
17:45Oh, I caught it!
17:51Oh, no!
17:53The photo's not here!
17:55Nobody panic.
17:56At the school paper, if the editor already approved the photo,
17:59it goes to one of two places.
18:00In layout, or with the typesetter.
18:03I'm in a cubicle that says typeset department,
18:05but I don't see the photo anywhere.
18:07Over.
18:08Then it's gotta be with the layout.
18:10Can anybody see a cubicle with a drafting table in it?
18:13We found layout!
18:14And I can see the Trapper Keeper folder.
18:16This is it, guys!
18:18Dustin, any look on the power?
18:20Found it!
18:22But it's gonna be tough.
18:24The power line is as thick as Lucas's head.
18:27It's thick because it's full of brain that you don't have.
18:31Okay, just like we planned.
18:33Max, we need that stairwell exit door propped open.
18:36Soon as Lucas grabs the folder, Dustin, hit the lights,
18:39and we all get into that exit.
18:40Nancy, Will, Elle, we'll meet you at the side fire escape exit
18:44and fire.
18:44Copy.
19:17Yes!
19:20He's got it!
19:21All right!
19:23Hey, Ralph.
19:24Did you see this thing roll all the way over here by itself?
19:28Yeah.
19:29Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen in Hawkins.
19:33Huh?
19:36What in the...
19:38Let's go!
19:40Oh, no!
19:41The editor's back!
19:42Dustin, go dark!
19:43Now!
19:43Ow!
19:46Ow!
19:47Ow!
19:48Ow again!
20:04No!
20:05No!
20:05No!
20:05No!
20:06Shoot!
20:06Hey!
20:07You!
20:14Hey, kid!
20:15What are you doing with my photo?
20:17Um, well...
20:18I can explain.
20:21You're in big trouble, kid.
20:24Ow!
20:24It's Lucas!
20:28Whoa!
20:29Whoa!
20:30Get back here!
20:31You go that way!
20:33Stop right there!
20:35Whoa!
20:35Whoa!
20:38Sorry!
20:38It's over here!
20:39We're compromised!
20:41Save yourselves!
20:47It's over, kid.
20:49Now hand me back that folder, and I won't call the cops.
20:53Easy, kid.
20:54Easy.
21:03My clock!
21:10What's this crazy wind?
21:13It must be the storm!
21:16Hey!
21:17Hey!
22:02Thanks for the assist.
22:04Of course.
22:05Just because I was mad doesn't mean I don't always have your back.
22:09Sorry I called your club stupid.
22:11It's actually pretty awesome.
22:14It's our club.
22:15And your membership is still valid.
22:17Come on, let's get out of here.
22:24Come on, come on, let's go!
22:36You lost the Trapper Keeper?
22:39Lucas really tried, Mike.
22:41Yeah, and besides, who needs the Trapper Keeper?
22:44When you got the photo!
22:47Bum-ba-da-dum!
22:49Bum-ba-da-dum!
22:50Yes!
22:51Yes!
22:51Bum-ba-da-dum!
22:52Yes!
22:53We did it!
22:54Here.
22:55This belongs with you, man.
22:57Thanks.
22:58And I know just what to do with it.
23:03Good riddance.
23:05By the way, you guys are all banned from taking pictures ever again.
23:34What happened?
23:37Yeah.
23:38No.
23:40I don't know.
23:41I don't know.
23:42No!
23:44No!
23:50I don't know.
23:53No!
23:56I'd really like you.
23:57I don't know!
23:59I credo!
23:59No!
24:01No!
24:02No!
24:02No!
24:02No!
24:03No!
24:04No!
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