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00:21Watch your back!
00:26Hey, back up!
00:32Over here!
00:52Get up!
00:53Come on, Will!
01:09Over here!
01:10Come get me!
01:13You guys, get out of here!
01:14Go!
01:16Mike, no!
01:16Not part of the plan, Mike!
01:18Not part of the plan!
01:19What plan?
01:39El, wait!
01:40There's someone in there!
01:41Huh?
01:48Oh, man!
01:50Dirtbag Charlie's in there!
01:59Pull him out!
02:02No!
02:16No!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:21No!
02:25No!
02:32are you okay what just happened this is bad guys really bad
02:40where am i what did you do to me you freaks
02:45you're welcome okay i'll be the one to say it something turned charlie into a new kind of
02:52upside down creature what the heck is an upside down and what the heck is she trust me newbie you
02:59do not want to get involved hello a monster kid almost bites my face off and then carrie here uses
03:06her powers on it so i'd say i'm already pretty involved here you know we can't tell anyone about
03:12this it's bigger than you could ever imagine dude my whole world just changed like right in front of
03:17my eyes i can't just pretend this didn't happen we barely know you you need to walk away before
03:22you put us and especially her in danger okay you want to know me hi everyone i'm nikki i'm a
03:28capricorn i like milk thuds and i know how to burp all the state capitals i also know how to
03:33keep my
03:34mouth shut look i know everyone has their secrets but just promise to level with me and i will
03:42promise not to tell deal we really don't have a choice mike plus she did just risk herself to help
03:53trust fine but it's almost curfew so we'll fill you in tomorrow morning until then say nothing to
04:00no one yeah you break our trust our friend breaks you got it keep eating your wheaties buddy
04:09yeah i got it 207 elm street tomorrow morning don't flake
04:19fillering on what mike even we don't know what's going on you're right but we're gonna find out
04:49go ahead and check it out
04:55this video recuerde a littleWithout
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05:55Man, this lab is way bigger than I thought it would be.
05:59Guess when you've got an army of scientists and a secret government gate to another dimension,
06:04you need elbow room.
06:12How far down do these stairs go?
06:14How far down do these stairs go?
06:20How far down do these stairs go?
07:01How far down do these stairs go?
07:02How far down do these stairs go?
07:03How far down do these stairs go?
07:14How far down do these stairs go?
07:14How far down do these stairs go?
07:53How far down do these stairs go?
08:18How far down do these stairs go?
08:18That gate was our only lead.
08:20So now what?
08:22We'll find another lead.
08:24It's what we do.
08:25And I just might have an idea of how to get some answers.
08:34Behold mortals, I present to you the answer to all our problems, the HIC.
08:45Pick.
08:47Hawkins Investigators Club, that's us.
08:50Since when?
08:51Since the Upside Down decided to come right side up.
08:54Think about it.
08:55The Ghostbusters don't go searching for cases.
08:57People bring cases to them.
08:59How?
09:00We can't just go out and put our numbers into yellow pages.
09:02Huh.
09:03Already thought of that.
09:04Anonymous tip boxes.
09:06Placed around town so people can let us know if anything strange happens.
09:10I got up early on a Saturday for shoe boxes.
09:13The only thing people are going to put in those is dog crap.
09:16You have a better idea, genius?
09:18I don't know.
09:19How about hiring a private investigator, like Magnum PI?
09:23Magnum isn't a real person.
09:24He's based on a real guy.
09:27No one names their kid Magnum.
09:30Guys, come on.
09:31This is serious.
09:32We need answers and we have no one to ask.
09:35We can't go to Hopper because I'll take Ella away.
09:37And it seemed like Charlie didn't remember anything.
09:39Plus, he'd beat us up if we asked.
09:41Well, then what do we do?
09:43Hug.
09:46We do the HIC.
09:49I have to know.
09:51Our magic user is in.
09:53What about the rest of the party?
09:59Yeah, all right.
10:00Yes!
10:01You guys won't regret this.
10:04HIC!
10:21Oh!
10:22Yay!
10:23Children!
10:24That's wonderful!
10:25Honey, you didn't tell me you were cultivating social relationships.
10:29Okay.
10:29Thank you for the observation, Ma.
10:31Later.
10:32Bye!
10:35Mrs. Baxter is your mom?
10:38Nah, she's my parole officer.
10:41Guys, come on.
10:42Yes, she's my mom.
10:44Dude, I gotta tell you, I could barely sleep last night waiting to find out how a freaking monster almost
10:49ate me alive.
10:50This is not a joke.
10:52Oh, I know.
10:53I guess I'm still just a bit freaked out is all.
10:55And honestly, I'm pretty impressed at how you guys kicked that thing's butt.
11:00And you?
11:01Dude, you were amazing with the whole, like, levitate smashy smashy thing.
11:05Very, very cool.
11:07Um, so, time to spill.
11:09Just because we're gonna tell you what's going on, it doesn't make you part of the team.
11:13Got it, but I have to say, I am pretty useful.
11:16I mean, I'm no Rambo or anything, but I am good at building stuff.
11:22I can help.
11:23You guys risked your lives for me.
11:25I don't take that lightly.
11:27If you have my back, I'll have yours.
11:30Then you gotta swear to secrecy.
11:35I spit swear all my life.
11:39Gross.
11:45So, this demogoblin took Will to some kind of a, uh, a dark dimension?
11:51Demogorgon.
11:52And we call it the Upside Down.
11:53Only we didn't know he was in the Upside Down yet, so we looked for him in the woods and
11:58wound up finding Eleven.
11:59She escaped from Hawkins' lab.
12:00I slept in a fort.
12:02I had to hide her in my basement so she wouldn't get found by the government, who covered up Will's
12:06disappearance.
12:07They lied and said they found Will's body.
12:09But his mom and Hopper saved Will from the Upside Down and Elle killed the demogorgon.
12:13But then Will had to face down an even bigger creature called the Mind Flayer.
12:16Well, Elle closed the gate at Hawkins' lab and stopped it from entering our world.
12:22Dude, you guys went through all that gnarly stuff and then, and then you just went right back to middle
12:28school?
12:29Mission accomplished. All flyers and boxes are handed out.
12:33Hawkins Investigators Club?
12:35What's this club, Henderson? You get rejected by the Boy Scouts?
12:39Get lost, Rosario. Don't you have a pie to stick in your face?
12:43Funny. But I'll be the one laughing when I win the Winter Festival Pie Eating Contest.
12:48Again. Just like last year. And the year before that. Bye!
12:54Okay. What's her problem?
12:56She's the Luthor to my Superman. The Claw to my Inspector Gadget.
13:01Yeah. The Donkey Kong to your Mario.
13:04Finally! Someone gets me!
13:09Alright kids, watch the farm! And no more candy!
13:14See ya, Grandpa! Bye!
13:25Come on, Danny. You hungry?
13:28Yeah! How about a peanut butter and a jelly sandwich?
13:34Danny!
13:38Ella! Help! Help!
13:43Hold on!
13:45Let him go!
13:58What's up, naysayers? Tips are in, and my plan worked perfectly!
14:02Look at all these boxes. It's like a second Christmas.
14:05Alright, let's see what we've got.
14:15Okay. I've realized how this looks, but all it takes is one good lead.
14:20Here's one. This guy says every room in his house is haunted, except for one.
14:25The living room.
14:27Ugh.
14:38Hmm. This one says they saw a sloth man in Ironwood Park.
14:44Yeah, that's fake.
14:45No! That could be real. Read about it in the Weekly Watcher.
14:50I'll take this off, ma'am.
14:53Uh, here's one that says their grandpa's pumpkin patch is haunted.
14:57Ugh.
15:07Hey, what's up?
15:09Listen, these tips are kinda crappy.
15:11And Elle's looking pretty bummed.
15:13Maybe take her to the Winter Festival tonight.
15:16It could cheer her up.
15:17Now? In the middle of all this?
15:19Yes.
15:20While you're there, you and Will can keep an eye on Nikki, and look out for anything suspicious.
15:25Me, Lucas, and Dustin can check out these... tips.
15:37If anyone finds anything creature-y, don't engage without calling in a red alert.
15:58Hawkins Investigators Club, file 001, the case of the sloth man.
16:04Okay.
16:06What does the sloth man call sound like?
16:09Huh?
16:11Uh...
16:12Too Chewbacca.
16:15Who's there?
16:20No, no, no, no!
16:22Get out!
16:24Dirtbag?
16:25I mean, Charlie?
16:28I saw those boxes you put in town.
16:30I knew you'd fall for my fake note.
16:32Aww.
16:33So no sloth man?
16:34No, you dummy!
16:36Now start talking, cause I'm freaking out!
16:38What did you and your nerd pack do to me?
16:40And where is Jeff?
16:42Jeff Nelson?
16:44What about him?
16:45He's missing, Mushmouth!
16:47I haven't seen him since we chased you into the woods!
16:50Snow Shark.
16:51Charlie, I swear, we didn't do anything.
16:54But if you want me to help, you gotta tell me what you remembered before the alley.
17:01My leg got caught in a vine.
17:04I couldn't get it off me.
17:06Everything went black, except for a blinking red light.
17:11After that, I can't remember anything.
17:15I feel like I'm going crazy.
17:18Look, you're not crazy.
17:19I think we can help.
17:21Nah.
17:22I'm gonna take this to the cops.
17:25I don't think that's such a good idea.
17:27Remember that stuff that went down with the Department of Energy?
17:30The news said a bunch of experimental chemicals got leaked into the woods.
17:34You messing with me?
17:35It's true.
17:36They said it could make people hallucinate and pass out.
17:39Jeff's probably being detained in a government facility somewhere.
17:42Unless you want to join him?
17:44I'd keep quiet about all this if I were you.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Good idea for once, Henderson.
17:51You better keep your mouth shut, too.
17:53Or you're done for.
18:01Okay, guys, stake out and report anything weird.
18:05Me and Elle go east.
18:06Will and Nikki, you guys go west.
18:08Don't worry.
18:09I know what weird looks like.
18:12What are they eating?
18:15Oh, candy apples.
18:16It's like fruit with candy that can break your teeth.
18:23They give those away?
18:27Well, you have to win one.
18:28But they make it super hard.
18:30The games are totally rigged.
18:39We've got ourselves a winner!
18:49Yes!
18:50Perfect hit!
18:55You're so weird.
18:56Come on.
18:56We're supposed to be looking for anything suspicious.
18:59Sorry.
19:00I'm not used to being a monster hunter.
19:03Besides, I'm probably the most suspicious thing here.
19:06Am I right?
19:07Well, you do kind of stand out.
19:09Hey, I'm different and I know it.
19:11If anyone can handle that, it's their problem, right?
19:14He's got a zombie boy.
19:16What a freak.
19:19I see how scared of you they are.
19:21Scared?
19:22Of what?
19:23Um, anyone not trying as hard as them to be just like everyone else.
19:27Dude, you fought monsters.
19:29You went to another dimension and lived to tell the tale.
19:33And you got yourself an awesome nickname.
19:35When you're that much of a rock star, who cares what losers think?
19:39Hmm.
19:40I guess I never thought of it like that.
19:41Hey, check it out.
19:43What?
19:45I love this game!
19:47Ah!
19:48It's not often you get encouraged to hit stuff and get a prize for it.
19:52Right, but we should probably be heading over to the-
19:55Come on!
19:55You gotta warm up before battle, right?
19:58Uh, okay.
20:01Who's next?
20:02Put her right here, my man.
20:04Alright.
20:05There you go, kid.
20:07I'm not great at these games.
20:15I told ya.
20:16Okay, the key is gripping the hammer closer to the top.
20:19Makes for a stronger swing.
20:20This one's for you, zombie boy.
20:24God, that felt good!
20:26Woo!
20:26That was awesome!
20:30Can I just keep the mallet?
20:37Isn't this the farm that had the demodog tunnels leading to the lab?
20:40Hm.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Maybe this random tip isn't so random after all.
20:55You left a message for the Hawkins Investigators Club?
20:59We thought you'd be older.
21:01You guys wanna tell us what this is about?
21:03There's a monster in the crops!
21:06Okay.
21:06Well, you guys just stay inside the house while we go and check it out.
21:11I-
21:13What?
21:35I'm just gonna do it.
21:35That's a nice!
21:35There's a monster in the Dansk.
21:35I'm turning the monster into a new one.
21:35In a fantasy window.
21:36Oh, stop.
21:36Oh, I'm hanging around.
21:42Hmm. I thought pumpkins only grow in the fall.
21:49Are you serious right now?
21:52I'm sorry. I could not help myself.
21:57Oh, your scream, it gets me every time.
22:00It's adorable.
22:01Adorable? I nearly peed myself.
22:05I guess this thing is pretty ugly.
22:08And scary.
22:10Ha-ha-ha!
22:14Ma-Ma-Max?!
22:16What?
22:21Ah!
22:25Ah!
22:31Ah!
22:33Ah!
22:34Ah!
22:35Ah!
22:54They're everywhere!
22:57One for the boys!
23:14Come on!
23:41You messed up when you picked a fight with Mad Max!
23:55I guess this date wasn't so boring after all!
23:57Wait.
23:58This was a date?
24:07Good news is the monster is gone.
24:10Bad news is we kinda had to destroy your grandpa's crops.
24:16Oh, those were just the leftovers.
24:19What?
24:20He already drove a whole truck of the biggest ones to the festival.
24:24For the pie-eating contest!
24:27Come in!
24:28Anyone read me!
24:29Me the code red!
24:31Over!
24:31Dustin!
24:32It's Locus!
24:33The lead at Eugene's farm was real!
24:35Something transformed a whole crop into some kind of vine pumpkin plant creature!
24:39It nearly killed us!
24:41No way!
24:42Charlie said a vine-like creature attacked him!
24:44I think it's what turned him into a snow shark!
24:46It has to be connected!
24:47Dustin!
24:48There's a batch of those pumpkins headed to the pie-eating contest!
24:51Who knows what'll happen if anyone eats them!
24:54Meet me at the festival!
24:56Word speed!
24:58Code red!
24:59We have the code red!
25:00Dustin!
25:01It's Will!
25:02Over!
25:11Our pie-eating contest is about to begin!
25:15Let's give a big round of applause to Eugene McCorkle,
25:18who donated this miracle winter pumpkin crop for our enjoyment!
25:27Move it!
25:28Out of the way!
25:31Where's Mike and Al?
25:34Oh, no!
25:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
25:41Move, move, move!
25:41Excuse me!
25:43Stop!
25:44Stop!
25:45Move!
25:45Stop!
25:48Dustin!
25:49What are you doing?
25:50Saving your lives!
25:52Listen to your walking once in a while, will ya?
25:56Sabotaging my win, Henderson?
25:57Rosario!
25:59You have to give me the pie!
26:01Ah!
26:04Oh, no!
26:05Oh, dang!
26:06I'm so, so sorry!
26:08I'm gonna kill you!
26:14I was trying to save your life!
26:16You should be thanking me!
26:19Tunnel!
26:20I was going to ignore the question!
26:20No.
26:23I am sorry!
26:29It is catapult!
26:31Into the trees!
26:33Into that tree!
26:36Ah.
26:37Ah.
26:39Ah.
26:41Ah.
26:41Ah.
26:45Ah.
26:46Ah.
26:46Ah!
26:46Ah!
26:47Ah!
26:47Dude, it's us!
26:48Ah!
26:49What happened to Rosario?
27:06Ah!
27:40Ah!
28:14Oh!
28:30Oh!
28:32Of course.
28:34We'll see what we've done.
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