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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:06Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:10Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:26I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend,
00:00:51claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:58Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:13Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23It could have been really bad.
00:01:26Oh, fuck.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:29What?
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You crash here when I'm off with the league this year.
00:01:49This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:53And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:05He's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:11No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:15What is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Allie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:55Allie.
00:02:56Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:57Come on, that's gross.
00:02:58I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right?
00:03:11You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:18Ron.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:20Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:16Any signal?
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Okay, go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah, um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:22Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:47Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost, and we still got to start.
00:06:55Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:04Whoa.
00:07:09Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:13Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:15Were you needing a salute?
00:07:19Um...
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:40You looking for me?
00:07:42What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:45Brett?
00:07:45He's the football captain?
00:07:48Of course he is.
00:07:49Who else could it be?
00:07:51Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:53You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:57Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:59The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:03Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:05I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:09Oh, my God.
00:08:10It's all right.
00:08:11Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:14Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:15You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:25Well, you guys are gonna be running last, you fucking puke.
00:08:27Put it down!
00:08:32What's that?
00:08:33All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:35I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:36It's okay.
00:08:36I can just go around.
00:08:37I finally did it.
00:08:51The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:54I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:56And holy hell, it felt good.
00:09:00The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:05Touchdown.
00:09:07I slept.
00:09:14You guys are benched.
00:09:16It's just a joke.
00:09:18Seriously.
00:09:20The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:24Don't look.
00:09:25It's a kisser.
00:09:25In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:28Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:31Kill me now.
00:09:38What are you doing here?
00:09:41I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:42Obviously.
00:09:44Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:47Yes, it did.
00:09:48You've just been waiting.
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51And whose fault is that?
00:09:53I messaged you.
00:09:54Oh, crap.
00:09:55I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:58I was dying of embarrassment.
00:10:00I must have missed your message.
00:10:03Sorry.
00:10:04Missed my message, sir?
00:10:06You know, I don't think so.
00:10:08I think.
00:10:08I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:11Why?
00:10:12Okay, come on.
00:10:14What?
00:10:14Just give it back.
00:10:15Whatever you...
00:10:16Hold on.
00:10:17You're texting Chad?
00:10:20I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:23You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:25He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:26Are you into that?
00:10:27We're doing a school project together.
00:10:29Ah, a school project.
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:30You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:34Well, it's the truth.
00:10:34So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:36Hold on.
00:10:37Let me do something really quick.
00:10:38What are you doing?
00:10:40There you go.
00:10:41Chad is deleted.
00:10:42What?
00:10:42What?
00:10:43Stop!
00:10:44They're already done.
00:10:44That's not cool.
00:10:45You can't do that.
00:10:47Because that's not fair.
00:10:48Uh, yes it is.
00:10:49Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:52So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:55I said take your phone out.
00:11:00Cool.
00:11:00Do what?
00:11:01I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:12Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:15Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:17This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:20The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:25I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:35My only.
00:11:36My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:42Yes.
00:11:43Rhett.
00:11:44Harder.
00:11:46Faster.
00:11:47I'm coming.
00:11:49Aaron?
00:11:50Yes.
00:11:50Any a little bit of Aaron.
00:11:52It's really hot in here.
00:11:53I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:56Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:12:00No, I just...
00:12:10Oh my God.
00:12:12Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:14I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:17You have double XL condom, do you too?
00:12:20I'll tell you.
00:12:21It's for grown-ups.
00:12:22Do you actually use those?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25They use your face.
00:12:27There's no way.
00:12:28That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:31What did you like to know?
00:12:36Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:39Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:42You kissed me back.
00:12:44You basically attacked me.
00:12:45I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:53Pathetic.
00:12:54I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:56I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:57I'm such an idiot.
00:12:59Forget I said anything.
00:13:01You know what?
00:13:01Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:03Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:07Excuse me?
00:13:07There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:11No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:13Me and you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:15Are you insane?
00:13:17Who do you think you are?
00:13:18My father?
00:13:24I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:29So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:33Yeah, we're roommates, and that means we're equals, and that means you don't get to tell
00:13:40me what to do.
00:13:41So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend, and
00:13:45Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:49to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:50Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:55Nope.
00:13:56Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:59No, pro-max.
00:14:01Not when he looks like that.
00:14:05You have problem with him?
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:11First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:14Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:18You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:20I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:21You don't control what I do.
00:14:24Yes, I do.
00:14:37Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:40Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:44Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:47Lingerie?
00:14:48Seriously?
00:14:50But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide, and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:54I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:57I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:15:00Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:06I don't take orders from those.
00:15:29Oh my god.
00:15:31Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:37Look, everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:40Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:46Thanks.
00:15:47At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:51You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:57Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:59Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:04Turn the music up.
00:16:05Let's play a game.
00:16:21I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:31Shit.
00:16:32I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:34Chad is deleted, and I can't call Brett.
00:16:37What's the matter?
00:16:39No guys want you?
00:16:41Tick-tock, sweetie.
00:16:43She's stalling.
00:16:44She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:46You can't get a guy?
00:16:48You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits, and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:53Just give me a second.
00:17:03Hey, Allison.
00:17:04Yeah, right.
00:17:11That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:14But you're so thirsty.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:22Lick it up.
00:17:31Brett?
00:17:34What's up?
00:17:35Where are you?
00:17:37I'm at Club Five.
00:17:38I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42What kind of dare?
00:17:45I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:49Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:53a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:54Come on, Brett.
00:17:56Please, this is serious.
00:17:57Can you just come get me?
00:17:58No, Allison.
00:17:59You know what?
00:18:00You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:18:02Brett, please!
00:18:07How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:09He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:12You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:16I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:24Where do you think you're going?
00:18:25Grab her.
00:18:26No!
00:18:27Get off of me!
00:18:28You lost the dare.
00:18:30You paid the price.
00:18:33You need to loosen up.
00:18:35You couldn't get Brett to touch you.
00:18:36That's fine.
00:18:37We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:41No!
00:18:54What was that?
00:18:55Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:19:03Please.
00:19:04Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:06A dare is a dare.
00:19:07Stop fighting.
00:19:10I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:12Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:22Please.
00:19:22Please stop.
00:19:23Please.
00:19:24You're getting this?
00:19:25That's what gets used.
00:19:28Hey, asshole.
00:19:41Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:44Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:54Brett.
00:19:55This is a total overreaction.
00:19:57Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:20:00I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:20:02She's practically begging for it.
00:20:14You know, I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:19And that goes for everybody.
00:20:20I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:22Does everybody understand that?
00:20:26Great.
00:20:27We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:33You okay?
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:44Hey, hey.
00:20:46What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:48Sneaking out?
00:20:50Going to a place like this?
00:20:52What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:55What did you mean back there?
00:21:00Back where?
00:21:02And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:07The literal meaning.
00:21:08I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:12I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:14And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:19I know.
00:21:20Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:22Hey.
00:21:23Always causing trouble.
00:21:24Please just put this out.
00:21:26Happy?
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:32Well, you know what?
00:21:33I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:36Like I'm desperate?
00:21:36No, that's not true.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:39Bullshit.
00:21:40You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:42These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:46Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:48And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:49And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:52That's not true.
00:21:55Fuck Rita.
00:21:56Fuck everybody.
00:21:58Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:22:00I don't want to be me, okay?
00:22:02I want to be liked.
00:22:03I want to be wanted.
00:22:04And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:07I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:09I'll always be there.
00:22:11So what does that mean?
00:22:13What does that mean for us?
00:22:14What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:18I'm losing my mind.
00:22:20I know the rules.
00:22:21But look at her.
00:22:24All I can think just this once.
00:22:27What?
00:22:31Say it.
00:22:32Just say it.
00:22:32I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:35Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:40That is not true.
00:22:41Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:44Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:46I can't.
00:22:48And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:52See, you know what?
00:22:53Just forget it.
00:22:54Forget I said anything.
00:22:57I'm done begging you.
00:22:59I'm done.
00:23:00No.
00:23:00Allison, stop that.
00:23:08Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:12Why?
00:23:14Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:19It says that you have to stop.
00:23:23Please don't stop.
00:23:25Please don't stop.
00:23:45What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:48Routing everything.
00:24:01Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:07Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:12Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:14Talk to me.
00:24:15It takes time to run.
00:24:19What is he doing?
00:24:20Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:28Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:29Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:30What?
00:24:31Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:36So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:40your ass.
00:24:40It's, it was an accident, okay?
00:24:43We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:45We went to the freshman party, and, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:51And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:54Okay, chill.
00:24:56Really?
00:24:57Yeah, look.
00:25:01It's really dry, okay?
00:25:02My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:06All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:10right now or something.
00:25:11I need you to take care of that.
00:25:12I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:14I got it.
00:25:17Peace.
00:25:17Bye.
00:25:21Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:24Hey, what's up?
00:25:26What's going on?
00:25:26We should go on.
00:25:27You forgot something.
00:25:28No, Allie.
00:25:29It's late.
00:25:29Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:31Hey, Allison.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:33Stop.
00:25:38Quit acting so childish.
00:25:43You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:56All right, ladies.
00:25:58Physical assessments today.
00:26:00Allison, you're up first.
00:26:02All right.
00:26:14All right.
00:26:17Good night.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:34Yeah, Allison, I see you.
00:26:37Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:39You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:42Shut up.
00:26:50Hey, uh, hey, watch it.
00:26:54What's your problem?
00:26:57Huh?
00:27:05Partner up.
00:27:07Stretching drills.
00:27:11Solo, Allison?
00:27:13Let me help.
00:27:14I'm real hands-on.
00:27:17I'm okay.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19He'll be fine.
00:27:20I promise.
00:27:23Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:25Oh, excuse me.
00:27:28I'm not with anyone.
00:27:31Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:34That's right.
00:27:35Just need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:38Choose me.
00:27:42Walk away, Chad.
00:27:44Right now.
00:27:47Whatever, man.
00:27:48You're lost.
00:27:54What are you doing?
00:27:56Are you jealous or something?
00:27:59No, I'm not jealous.
00:28:00What was that?
00:28:01I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:28:03Keeping the vultures away.
00:28:04Just doing my job.
00:28:07First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:12All right, come on.
00:28:14You first.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:21We don't have all day.
00:28:23You ready, Ricky?
00:28:24I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:26But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:29Let's go.
00:28:30We don't have all day.
00:28:32You want to play?
00:28:34Fine.
00:28:34Let's play.
00:29:05What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:08I'm not doing anything.
00:29:10Stop it.
00:29:12Stop, Blair.
00:29:15Switch positions!
00:29:18You're turned.
00:29:21Shh.
00:29:30Whenever you're ready.
00:29:32She's trying to kill me.
00:29:34And it's working.
00:29:40She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:43It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:46Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:53What the hell am I doing?
00:30:00What the hell am I doing?
00:30:02You okay, Brett?
00:30:04You okay.
00:30:05And done.
00:30:06Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:08You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:12Really?
00:30:13Wow, thank you.
00:30:17Congratulations.
00:30:19Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:26You're off me.
00:30:27Why are you doing that?
00:30:43Oh, my God.
00:30:45Oh, my God.
00:30:45It's fucking hot.
00:30:46Hot.
00:30:47You okay?
00:30:48Wow.
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:52Oh, my God.
00:30:55Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:31:00Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:31:01It's fine.
00:31:03Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:31:07Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:09How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:12Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:14It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:15I'm doing laundry.
00:31:16I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:18I, um, didn't...
00:31:20You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:22And it...
00:31:23And neither are you.
00:31:25You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:26You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:28And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:30No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:32Listen, I just...
00:31:34Why aren't you still here?
00:31:37Why aren't you still here?
00:31:38Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:40This is my morning routine.
00:31:41I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:43Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:45for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:47What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:48Oh, my gosh. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:52This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:54She's gonna...
00:31:54She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:57It's okay.
00:31:58We're all...
00:31:58It's all right.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:13Get all your stuff?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16Um, I have to go.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:19Bye.
00:32:28Did you just see that?
00:32:29That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:33And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:35Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:37Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:39Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:48Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:50I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:53Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:55Late is late.
00:32:56You're just too lazy.
00:33:05Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:08My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:11It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:14Like I said, nobody...
00:33:18no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality
00:33:28stop you want to fight i'll give you a reason
00:33:36hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh get your fucking hands off
00:33:41this is the girls locker room cool get out get out of here all of you get out of here
00:33:47right
00:33:47now did you hear me get out you okay it's fine i just can't go out there like this so
00:33:59i'm
00:34:00just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something it's gonna be okay we have enough
00:34:03time trust me hi hello listen i need you to go to the school and i need you to meet
00:34:11me in the woman's locker room right now all right hey listen use my jersey make it look
00:34:21better than the reason oh shit is that even allison
00:35:00she looks stunning
00:35:04look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey
00:35:09than i ever did it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's
00:35:13that's true i am hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the
00:35:18one yeah you're the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's
00:35:26sister of course as more than just a friend's sister all right time's ticking let's move
00:35:36allison allison i don't know whatever this look is but it works you take center let's go
00:35:50okay hey uh break a leg
00:36:00thank you
00:36:08ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:39let's go
00:36:47who is that girl she's on fire it's allison scott you know she had moves
00:36:57all this thing is seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game
00:37:03tonight body in that uniform wow she's getting lucky tonight stay with you i don't have to
00:37:11see girls like that they always come running to guys like me i'm telling you right now you
00:37:16don't fuck off the only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist
00:37:30he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:57hey oh congrats on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh it's really just
00:38:03another tuesday for me okay shut up oh
00:38:09you're a kid
00:38:20oh my god is he actually going to kiss me
00:38:24in front of the entire stadium
00:38:36now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:44come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:47i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:54oh but i want it
00:39:10wait what
00:39:16i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:30allison don't pass out
00:39:36thanks for keeping shout at bay
00:39:38no problem
00:39:47this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:52but it feels so right
00:39:54i never want it to end
00:40:00harrison
00:40:07harrison
00:40:09oh shit
00:40:10what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:40:14ron just calm down okay
00:40:15you're making a scene
00:40:16i'm making a scene
00:40:17yeah
00:40:17i'm making a scene
00:40:18you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:21stop beating like this okay
00:40:24are you serious right now
00:40:25if i hadn't stepped in
00:40:26you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:30you're unbelievable
00:40:32i hate you
00:40:36dude i'm
00:40:37no no no you cut the crap
00:40:38you tell me right now what's happening between you two
00:40:40i promise
00:40:41do not bullshit me
00:40:42do not bullshit me
00:40:43absolutely nothing
00:40:44i'm serious
00:40:45nothing
00:40:46you're fucking lying
00:40:47i saw the way you kissed her
00:40:48okay
00:40:49she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:51i know that
00:40:52so you stay in your lane
00:40:53because she is my sister
00:40:55and i'm warning you
00:40:56you do not cross me
00:40:57you do not
00:40:58i promise you
00:40:59dude
00:41:00fuck
00:41:04okay
00:41:05hey we need to talk
00:41:08no
00:41:08i sound like a mom
00:41:11this is ridiculous
00:41:12why am i texting him
00:41:13he's literally in the next room
00:41:16you know what
00:41:17just go in there
00:41:18just ask him
00:41:20hey brett
00:41:20what the hell was that kiss
00:41:22he kissed me back
00:41:23he can't deny it this time
00:41:25it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:28okay
00:41:29do
00:41:30or die
00:41:37what are you doing
00:41:37getting groceries
00:41:39what do you think i'm doing
00:41:40i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:42well i think you should do something else
00:41:44i think this hot tub
00:41:45is big enough for both of us
00:41:47she has no idea
00:41:48what she's doing to me
00:41:50brett
00:41:52what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:54i know you didn't hate it
00:41:56i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:59hi
00:42:00you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:42:02like are you that much of a coward
00:42:04oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:42:06because there's nothing to talk about
00:42:09it was a kiss cam at a game
00:42:10and we did it
00:42:11do you want to get real ellie
00:42:13the fun's over
00:42:14it's finished
00:42:15do you understand
00:42:19don't you dare
00:42:20no don't you dare look like this
00:42:21i'm not doing it
00:42:21no no no that's not fair
00:42:23okay
00:42:23do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:25do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:27don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:29you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:31yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:32i'm not doing anything
00:42:34yes you are
00:42:35you know what even if i was
00:42:37i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:39because that's all this is
00:42:40yeah
00:42:41okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:44i had two options
00:42:45you and him
00:42:46and i picked wrong
00:42:51don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:54chad's a predator
00:42:55and a loser
00:42:56and you do deserve somebody
00:42:57a lot better than that okay
00:43:01i can't
00:43:07oh
00:43:09is he hard
00:43:15at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:17you don't think i'm being honest
00:43:24oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:26uh you know
00:43:28biology
00:43:30whether it's biology or not
00:43:33i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:39allie
00:43:40allie
00:43:40bratt
00:43:40he goes out here
00:43:42fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:44you have to get out
00:43:44i can't get out
00:43:45if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me
00:43:47okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this so i i'm gonna get out
00:43:51okay cool
00:43:53allie hey
00:43:54oh my god he's telling you
00:43:56allie hey
00:43:57just get under
00:43:58just get under
00:43:58get under what
00:43:58right
00:44:04allie
00:44:05allie
00:44:05chilling alone
00:44:07yeah but i'm naked
00:44:09run i'm naked
00:44:10get out
00:44:12you're
00:44:13you're not though
00:44:16okay well
00:44:17i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so
00:44:20i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger
00:44:22i left it out here yesterday
00:44:23you got it
00:44:24i also wanted to say that
00:44:28i think you did a great job today
00:44:31i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was uh an asshole about it
00:44:37thanks
00:44:43okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:45seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:50so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:54run
00:44:54i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game
00:44:57everyone does it
00:44:59a game
00:45:00i just feel like it's kind of i don't know a dream
00:45:02this is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:45:05well it was him or it was chad
00:45:07so who did you want me to pick
00:45:09that's fair
00:45:11chad sucks
00:45:12yeah
00:45:12tone it down a little bit okay
00:45:14okay
00:45:14he's my best friend and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:18they won't be
00:45:22okay thanks
00:45:25what was that
00:45:29what was that
00:45:32sorry i got water in my nose
00:45:34okay
00:45:34i'm okay
00:45:35don't drown
00:45:35okay
00:45:36okay have a good soak i guess
00:45:38okay
00:45:39bye
00:45:40bye
00:45:45oh
00:45:47god the alien was gonna die
00:45:50good talk
00:45:51wait
00:45:55i have to ask you something
00:45:57i'm going to ask him out
00:45:58on a date
00:45:59don't be the little sister allison
00:46:01be the girl he kissed
00:46:02there's this
00:46:03there's this
00:46:04like stupid event thing tomorrow
00:46:06i was just wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:16you got plans allie
00:46:20okay
00:46:21yeah whatever
00:46:22i just
00:46:23i just
00:46:23i just
00:46:36rath
00:46:37i guess we have the same plans
00:46:47except his
00:46:48except his
00:46:48are with rita
00:46:49not me
00:47:18look
00:47:20just some birkin bags
00:47:21just some birkin bags
00:47:21some vintage rolex watches
00:47:24let's see what you're peddling here allie
00:47:28how much are you asking for this
00:47:31$15
00:47:32i made it myself
00:47:34$15
00:47:35for some plastic and twine
00:47:37you don't have to buy it
00:47:38it's ambitious
00:47:41you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:43i'm gonna take
00:47:44every single one of these bracelets
00:47:50you want to say $500 a piece
00:47:55are you insane
00:47:56you actually want this garbage
00:47:58you know i value the artist
00:47:59that's just how expensive something looks
00:48:00so $500
00:48:02what's that supposed to mean
00:48:03she's nothing
00:48:04no you're nothing
00:48:05especially compared to her
00:48:07how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:48:11why don't you get out of here
00:48:13no i'm serious
00:48:14don't come back to this table again
00:48:19you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:20what are you doing
00:48:21what do you mean
00:48:22you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:24you blew me off yesterday
00:48:26and then today you come
00:48:27and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:28you're distant with me one second
00:48:30and then you defend me the next
00:48:31what do you want
00:48:32i'm just trying to
00:48:34no
00:48:35allison
00:48:36party at my place
00:48:38celebrating the big win
00:48:39you coming
00:48:42i don't know
00:48:43you're not interested
00:48:45she's a grown woman
00:48:47she can speak for herself
00:48:49so
00:48:50what do you say
00:48:52you're not going anywhere
00:48:55and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:57who does he think he is
00:48:59toying with my feelings like this
00:49:00you hate chad brett
00:49:02fine
00:49:02chad's my new best friend then
00:49:04no yeah
00:49:06sounds fun
00:49:10i'll be there
00:49:19there she is
00:49:21my guest of honor
00:49:23damn
00:49:24allison you look sexy
00:49:25oh
00:49:27thanks
00:49:31it's a cool party
00:49:33yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:34just for you
00:49:36really for me
00:49:38why did you do that
00:49:39you're single
00:49:40i'm single
00:49:41you need another reason
00:49:45so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:46huh
00:49:48no deal
00:49:48there's nothing happening between us
00:49:51he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:52of my brother
00:49:55is his loss
00:49:56my gain
00:50:00hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:50:02allison
00:50:04let's fix that
00:50:09yeah
00:50:10no why not
00:50:11there's nothing between me and brett obviously
00:50:13maybe i should just move on
00:50:15you ever play the pocky challenge
00:50:17no
00:50:18what's that
00:50:18we each bite from one end
00:50:20until one of us chickens out
00:50:23come on
00:50:37damn it
00:50:38why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:41come on allison
00:50:42you're already here
00:50:54fine
00:50:56but i play to win
00:51:01i can check it out
00:51:0310 bucks say they kiss
00:51:20dude what the fuck
00:51:22game's over
00:51:22let's go
00:51:23excuse me
00:51:24what are you doing
00:51:24get off of me
00:51:25what do you think you're doing
00:51:27you're ruining my night
00:51:28do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:29what do you think rob would think if he knew you were happy
00:51:31don't care
00:51:31how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:33come on
00:51:34okay
00:51:34no more of these stupid games
00:51:35you don't have to play this shit
00:51:36i know
00:51:36let's go
00:51:37i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:39i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:43get the fuck away from me
00:51:54oh my god
00:51:55oh shit
00:52:10oh my god is she okay
00:52:23look at me
00:52:23look at me
00:52:24look at me
00:52:25look at me
00:52:25hey
00:52:25hey
00:52:26you okay
00:52:27i can't
00:52:27i can't feel it
00:52:29i can't feel it
00:52:30just try to breathe
00:52:30just try to breathe
00:52:31all right
00:52:32hey
00:52:35i'm sorry i'll be okay
00:52:37all right
00:52:38let's get you
00:52:39let's get you
00:52:44Get out of my way. Move. Move.
00:52:50Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:52All right, here you go. Put you down.
00:52:54You know, you could have died.
00:52:56And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:53:01kissing him, huh?
00:53:02Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:53:05That's not fair.
00:53:06What's not fair?
00:53:09What's not fair?
00:53:09What am I not understanding?
00:53:10Huh? What don't I understand?
00:53:12I don't know how this works, okay?
00:53:14I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:53:17I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:19You know what? That's fantastic.
00:53:20I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:22You're not any better than me.
00:53:24I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:25How am I not any better?
00:53:27What are you talking about?
00:53:28You're worse.
00:53:29I jumped in the pool. I saved your life.
00:53:31And now what? I'm an asshole?
00:53:32How am I worse?
00:53:33You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:37Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:40Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:43Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:46Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:49You know, I don't understand.
00:53:54You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:58That's the worst thing.
00:54:00Don't say that.
00:54:00I did.
00:54:01No, no.
00:54:01I fell in love with you. I'm in love with you.
00:54:03Stop, stop.
00:54:04And you're my brother's best friend.
00:54:05I know that. I know.
00:54:07Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:54:13Am I crazy?
00:54:14Do you not feel anything?
00:54:17Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:23I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:26Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:28Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:29I'm going to tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:31I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:38Fuck it.
00:54:55I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:05Dear, every single time I saw you with him,
00:55:08I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:55:12than just my best friend's sister.
00:55:15Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:17I made a promise to run.
00:55:19Don't fuck the fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:31Goldhouse, I think about you every day.
00:55:34Every morning.
00:55:36And every night.
00:55:39And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:43It's you that I see.
00:55:46Every time.
00:55:49Hey.
00:55:58I want you to take me right here.
00:56:03Right now.
00:56:18So what are we now?
00:56:24What do you want us to be?
00:56:28What do you want me to be?
00:56:31I want you to be mine.
00:56:35I think I already am.
00:56:40But how about Ron?
00:56:42He's going to kill you.
00:56:44You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:46He's very protective older brother,
00:56:48but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:52how much I love you.
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:00I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:06Just for now.
00:57:08I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:10I know.
00:57:13But it's just for a little
00:57:16until we find the right moment.
00:57:20I don't want to do it your way.
00:57:23It will be secret, Lauren.
00:57:41Thinking about you.
00:57:50hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:56ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:58:01oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:58:09i really like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me
00:58:15up putting
00:58:15me on the hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that
00:58:22you
00:58:22have ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:28gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray
00:58:36when he says it i feel so hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you
00:58:47away ali fuck fuck oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm
00:59:01glad
00:59:01somebody's coming
00:59:21hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think just
00:59:27because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help save
00:59:34it for
00:59:34someone who gives a damn
00:59:39shoot i'm late
01:00:01brett that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
01:00:05girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:24see what you're up to
01:00:28hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:36attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:41someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:47forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think
01:00:55we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just
01:01:00saw
01:01:01you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were
01:01:05retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't
01:01:11need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in
01:01:16with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:26your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:37real
01:01:37athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:45substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen those
01:01:50before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me i've never seen
01:01:58those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete
01:02:03with us
01:02:04they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to hold on
01:02:10to my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're
01:02:15just vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:21of these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the
01:02:30team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three
01:02:36bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what
01:02:42you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know it
01:02:48yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:54you little you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita my
01:02:59decision is final listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little
01:03:08timing issue you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen
01:03:15all the time with cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to
01:03:21those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty
01:03:27little secret do exactly as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she
01:03:33never gets
01:03:33back up
01:03:41very sweet
01:03:44what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:48i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:56was up to
01:03:56something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:04:02it was when we were when we were having
01:04:10phone sex
01:04:12so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:17stop
01:04:19hey do you do you think i'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:26i don't want you to say anything like that again i mean i'm being serious though i'm being
01:04:29serious too allison perfect just the way you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you on your phone
01:04:40always
01:04:43all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then else
01:05:02all right okay allison hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:30hey i told you i killed you brett you just saved my life
01:05:38i guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh are you serious scott you bailed
01:05:45on
01:05:45the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could
01:05:50have been paralyzed i could have died that would have been the best news of my life rita that is
01:05:55a
01:05:55disgusting thing to say leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:06:02oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack all right
01:06:10everyone in light of the performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new
01:06:17captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:31and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:37ali look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:43thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:49allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra
01:06:55bump and grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting
01:07:04for the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you
01:07:10spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're
01:07:16so fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by sucking
01:07:22your way to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how much you suck
01:07:27while you
01:07:28play you shameless whore hey i do you're defending your sluts on her huh she's a public boss everybody gets
01:07:39a ride hey hey hey this you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:52that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it shadow's gonna hit her
01:07:58you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:08:05we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:08:14it's a really nasty cut brath you could have broken your hand
01:08:18yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:30you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:36me out
01:08:37yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:43team they can't see us
01:08:44like this you won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:52ron's
01:08:53gonna kill you let's hide
01:09:04you know brett bratt you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man john you have no idea how
01:09:12crazy you
01:09:12drive me you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh doing this
01:09:22do you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:32you gotta be quiet let's see what the asses
01:09:39brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man hey you know what it uh takes me a
01:09:44very long time
01:09:46assholes i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to mess yeah
01:10:06brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:10:10hands are
01:10:10soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a
01:10:14little while
01:10:15all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:19you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:25alison physical therapy time you know what i mean you know you could have just asked
01:10:31you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:49you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:11:01i'm so bad for you
01:11:03i'm so bad for you
01:11:12brad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:11:17captain scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state
01:11:22university cheerleading squad led by captain alison scott
01:11:29i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:37cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:43and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:52that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay
01:11:57she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the swad
01:12:04then
01:12:07get up
01:12:08about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped alison become captain
01:12:16you know that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:21i know real doctors i've got pills
01:12:25ally no more being blackmailed let
01:12:28Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:33This is insane, okay?
01:12:35I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:37Oh, sweetie.
01:12:38It's all coming out now.
01:12:39I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:42We trusted you.
01:12:43Cheater!
01:12:46Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:49Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:51She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:54Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:56Nobody.
01:12:57A total bottom feeder.
01:12:59Rita, you know what?
01:12:59You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:13:01How'd you get that video, huh?
01:13:03And what'd you do to it?
01:13:04You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:13:06Boo!
01:13:08Listen, just please listen to me.
01:13:10Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:13:11This is my sister, okay?
01:13:12She would never do something like this.
01:13:15And here come the pretzels.
01:13:18All right, that's enough.
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:20Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:23as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:26I have no choice.
01:13:28Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:30from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:33Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:35pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:37Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:40Hold on.
01:13:41Hold it.
01:13:42If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:46I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way.
01:13:49No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:52You'd really help us?
01:13:54Absolutely.
01:13:54Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:57So, what's the catch?
01:13:59You're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:14:02This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:14:08Not for the drugs.
01:14:10These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:14:12They're vitamins.
01:14:13You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:16You want to check these out, Principal?
01:14:20He's right.
01:14:22These are common supplements.
01:14:23Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:29She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply, and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they
01:14:34have.
01:14:35Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:38Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:42She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad, and it's horrible.
01:14:47Because Allison, she's a beautiful person, and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:51And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:55That's not true.
01:14:56He's lying.
01:14:57She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:15:00Lock her up!
01:15:01Lock her up!
01:15:03Lock her up!
01:15:04Lock her up!
01:15:05You fucking bitch!
01:15:06You ruined my life!
01:15:08You ruined it yourself.
01:15:22Look at you!
01:15:23Playing the victim?
01:15:24You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:27Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:31Nothing but a little...
01:15:33Shut up, dude.
01:15:34Shut up.
01:15:35What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:36I don't have to do anything.
01:15:37You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:40Mr. Williams!
01:15:44Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various
01:15:49female students.
01:15:50As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:54What?
01:15:55No!
01:15:55My father...
01:15:56My father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you
01:16:02immunity.
01:16:02You can take him away.
01:16:04The party's over.
01:16:04Let go.
01:16:05No!
01:16:05I'll throw you off!
01:16:07This isn't over!
01:16:10And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize
01:16:17to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:20And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:26You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:31Thank you, Principal.
01:16:33All right, everyone.
01:16:34Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:36I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:37But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:40So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:44Let's win!
01:16:56Let's win!
01:17:20Kiss!
01:17:21Kiss!
01:17:21Kiss!
01:17:22Kiss!
01:17:22Kiss!
01:17:23Kiss!
01:17:24Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:17:27Hey!
01:17:28Allison!
01:17:31The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:36Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:38He's cool, right?
01:17:40I think he knew before we did.
01:17:43I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:45I love you too, quarterback.
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