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My Secret Lover Is His Brother
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00:00:17You
00:00:18You should kiss them both
00:00:30Why is making a decision so hard?
00:00:34Why the hell?
00:00:40Please, please, look, that necklace belonged to my late wife
00:00:43Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me
00:00:47No, no, please, please, look, I told you, we don't have the money
00:00:51Please have mercy
00:00:53Dad?
00:00:54Dad?
00:00:56You may not have any money
00:00:58But you have a daughter
00:01:04So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:01:09Don't you dare say that about him
00:01:11Darling, he owes me a lot of money
00:01:14Gambling trouble
00:01:15And now it's time to pay up
00:01:18Please
00:01:18What can I do to make you sell this?
00:01:27Sign your hand in marriage to my son
00:01:31And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:01:38Marriage
00:01:39I'm only 17
00:01:42I want to graduate high school
00:01:44I don't want to get married
00:01:45Darling
00:01:46You haven't met my sons
00:02:12Boys, I found your future wife
00:02:19Mom, are you serious?
00:02:21You want me to marry this girl?
00:02:23She looks like she's about to cry
00:02:25Noah, don't be an ass
00:02:28I'm sorry for my brother
00:02:29He's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:02:31I'm Drew
00:02:33You will live with us
00:02:35You will live with us
00:02:35You will date my sons
00:02:36And sign your hand over in marriage
00:02:38And you will truly become a Balford
00:02:42Do we have a deal?
00:02:46You promise
00:02:47If I sign this contract
00:02:49You'll forgive my father's debts?
00:02:50Yes
00:02:51Marry one of my boys
00:02:53And you'll save your father
00:03:06Oh
00:03:07Boys, collect the girl
00:03:08What?
00:03:09No
00:03:10Dad
00:03:11Dad
00:03:12Dad
00:03:12No
00:03:13Dad
00:03:13Dad
00:03:13Dad
00:03:13Dad
00:03:14Dad
00:03:14Dad
00:03:14Dad
00:03:15Dad
00:03:16Dad
00:03:17Dad
00:03:34Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:03:37I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:03:40You can marry Drew.
00:03:41You can marry Noah.
00:03:43It's your choice.
00:03:45I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:03:48It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:03:53Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:03:56When do I have to choose?
00:03:58When's your 18th birthday?
00:04:00October 28th. Why?
00:04:02Perfect.
00:04:03That's only eight weeks away.
00:04:07On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:04:13If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:04:24Boys, be good.
00:04:26Show your new guests around.
00:04:27I've got business.
00:04:46Don't be scared, Piper.
00:04:47I don't bite.
00:04:48Know what you're thinking?
00:04:49Megan, these are all mine.
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:51That one's Model UN.
00:04:53It's lacrosse.
00:04:55That one is swim team.
00:04:57Oh, that one is for best model.
00:05:06Is that yours?
00:05:08Yup.
00:05:09Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:05:12I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:05:15Tell that to your daddy.
00:05:17Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:05:18Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:05:20Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:05:25I'm not afraid of you.
00:05:27Like I care.
00:05:28Drew, you play host.
00:05:31I'm going for a swim.
00:05:32Come on.
00:05:33Come on.
00:05:54You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:05:57What?
00:05:57I'm not nervous.
00:05:59Right.
00:06:00Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:06:05It's just a lot.
00:06:07I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:06:11That means we should make it extra special.
00:06:14With a kiss.
00:06:22Oh, my God.
00:06:23You should see your face.
00:06:25I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:06:28Besides, I want your first time to be special.
00:06:35Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:06:37I feel like your brother hates me.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40No one hates everything except his music.
00:06:42Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:06:44Me.
00:06:46I feel like I should unpack.
00:06:49Let me help you.
00:06:51Oh, no, you don't...
00:06:53Damn.
00:06:54Save us for our wedding night, huh?
00:06:57Come on.
00:06:57No, one more time.
00:06:58Yeah, you got it.
00:06:59Oh!
00:07:07Drew, give it back.
00:07:09Yeah, come.
00:07:10Oh, you want your bra back.
00:07:13Sorry.
00:07:13Come get it.
00:07:15My bra!
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:25Listen, when the brothers are here, I would die if my future hasn't been something like this.
00:07:31Yes!
00:07:33Got it!
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:37Oh, no.
00:07:41Oh, sorry.
00:07:44Sorry.
00:07:47Is something funny about this to you?
00:07:54You see something you like?
00:07:56No.
00:07:56No.
00:07:57Get off of me.
00:07:58This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:08:02Your brother was right about you.
00:08:04You are a dick.
00:08:05If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:08:10I'm a dick.
00:08:11Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
00:08:13Right?
00:08:15Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
00:08:18She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:08:20Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:08:22Give that back to her.
00:08:23I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:08:26Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:08:28Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:08:31You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:08:35And besides, I like having her here.
00:08:38Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:08:40It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:08:43We're not dating, okay?
00:08:45You're in over your head.
00:08:47Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:08:49Just wait.
00:08:51Just wait.
00:09:02Hey, you doing it?
00:09:04There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:09:07Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:09:10I'd rather go solo.
00:09:21I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
00:09:23I just got to keep my head down.
00:09:25Hey, you girl.
00:09:26I'm CJ, student body president.
00:09:29And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:09:36Seems like any other high school to me.
00:09:38Oh, you're perfectly stupid newbie.
00:09:43Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:09:46The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:09:51Are those girls like models?
00:09:53Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:09:56Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:09:59And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:10:03Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
00:10:08The Belfort Brothers are here!
00:10:36What's the good deal?
00:10:38Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:10:41Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:10:45And Drew is an all-star.
00:10:46Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:10:49And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:10:53But nobody knows who it is.
00:10:55If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:10:57And it will be.
00:10:58Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:11:04That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:11:08Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:11:13She's sorry.
00:11:15No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:11:18Maybe they should.
00:11:20He needs to be humbled.
00:11:21That's cute.
00:11:22I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:11:25If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:11:30That's funny.
00:11:31I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:11:40Piper, how do you know them?
00:11:44Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
00:12:00Piper, how do you know everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers?
00:12:03I'm sorry.
00:12:04I thought everyone should know.
00:12:06Show's over, freaks!
00:12:09Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:12:12She's part of our circle now.
00:12:14It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:12:15It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:12:18Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:12:22Don't embarrass us.
00:12:28Ignore my brother.
00:12:31Way ahead of you.
00:12:32Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:12:37Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:12:39Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:12:42We kind of met already.
00:12:44Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:12:48We can take care of her, Drew.
00:12:50I know, we best taste.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:55Don't worry, Piper.
00:12:57You're in good hands.
00:13:03Thanks, guys.
00:13:04I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:13:06Friends?
00:13:07Wait, you thought we were being serious?
00:13:09We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:13:15Do you even know who we are?
00:13:16My mother invented the spray tan.
00:13:18What did your mom do?
00:13:20Scrub dishes?
00:13:21The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:13:24We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:13:27I never asked for any of this.
00:13:29If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:13:32Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:13:36I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:13:38You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:13:39You want us to leave you alone?
00:13:41Dump the Belfort's.
00:13:43If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:13:47I can't back down.
00:13:49Give me that back!
00:13:51My mom gave me this.
00:13:52It's vintage!
00:13:53Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:14:02Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
00:14:07with this tiny little bra?
00:14:26What's that smell?
00:14:28I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
00:14:32She smells like a hot load.
00:14:35Ew.
00:14:47Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:14:49It's my private studio.
00:14:54I get it!
00:14:56I get it, okay, Noah?
00:15:00I don't belong here!
00:15:02You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:15:05Piper?
00:15:06Screw you, Noah!
00:15:08Screw you!
00:15:16Who did this to you?
00:15:20Who did this to you?
00:15:22You!
00:15:23You did this to me!
00:15:25As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
00:15:29Don't be stupid!
00:15:31How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:15:35God, you're such a bully!
00:15:38You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
00:15:43It was Megan and Cleo.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46Come on.
00:15:49Noah.
00:15:50Where are we?
00:15:51Hey, Noah!
00:15:52Noah, come here!
00:15:55Come here!
00:15:58Come here!
00:15:59Come here!
00:16:00Come here!
00:16:04Come here!
00:16:04Come here!
00:16:04Come here!
00:16:06Come here!
00:16:11Come here!
00:16:12Piper told me about your hilarious prank!
00:16:14Nice work.
00:16:16Piper, come here!
00:16:17I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:16:20My future husband, Noah Belfort.
00:16:23Piper, come here!
00:16:28Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:16:30You destroyed her backpack?
00:16:31Well, yeah.
00:16:32I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
00:16:34And then she's all like I got it from my dead mom
00:16:45Your turn bag now
00:16:57You really love to shit
00:17:07If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me
00:17:24Hey, why did you help me? You don't even like me
00:17:29My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you
00:17:31So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
00:17:34I don't need your protection
00:17:36Tell that to the crying girl in the music room
00:17:40You know, I used to think you were a dick
00:17:43Now I think you're a mega dick
00:17:45It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
00:17:50Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort
00:17:54But not me
00:17:56So tell me
00:17:57Why do you go from being a jerk
00:17:59To a hero
00:18:00Right back to being a jerk again
00:18:02Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you
00:18:07So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:18:09Get this to your head
00:18:12Whether you choose my brother or me
00:18:15I'm never marrying you
00:18:20Piper
00:18:21What's wrong?
00:18:22Is no one being an asshole to you again?
00:18:24I actually saved her from your two groupies
00:18:26Megan and Cleo
00:18:28Wait
00:18:29For real?
00:18:30I'll go and talk to her
00:18:31No
00:18:32Don't
00:18:33It's over
00:18:34I don't want trouble
00:18:35The best thing you can do
00:18:37Is show them that you're not afraid
00:18:40Come with us
00:18:41To the senior party tonight
00:18:42She's not going to that stupid party
00:18:44You don't speak for me
00:18:49I'm in
00:18:50I should walk away
00:18:51Let her pick Drew
00:18:53And be done with this
00:18:55If Piper goes, then I go
00:19:00When I walk in the room
00:19:02Eyes on me
00:19:03Camera action
00:19:05Say cheese
00:19:06When I walk in the room
00:19:08Eyes on me
00:19:10Take a seat
00:19:12I'll make you please
00:19:14A luau
00:19:18I would have thought that rich kid parties are like
00:19:21Caviar tastings on a yacht
00:19:23They are
00:19:24But
00:19:25When we want to have fun
00:19:26We've done real parties
00:19:27At her core
00:19:28Albertines just
00:19:30Want to look hot
00:19:31And get wasted
00:19:32It might look fun and innocent
00:19:34But these guys are sharks
00:19:36And you're fresh meat
00:19:38So
00:19:38I'm not taking my eyes off you
00:19:41You don't need your protection
00:19:43Yeah, dude
00:19:43Good job
00:19:44We'll take care of her
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:48How are my favorite brothers?
00:19:50And their little stage bag clinger
00:19:51We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo
00:19:54No drama
00:19:57I've been very cool now, actually
00:19:58In fact
00:19:59In fact
00:19:59I came over here to apologize
00:20:02And I'm inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle
00:20:09Drew, it's gonna land on you
00:20:10Woo!
00:20:18Oh, I don't kiss losers
00:20:24So you don't have to kiss a lover?
00:20:25No
00:20:26You either kiss the person or you take a shot
00:20:28Here, I'll show you
00:20:33Why am I watching her so closely?
00:20:36Why do I care?
00:20:43Kiss me, Drew
00:20:46Sorry
00:20:49Save me if you're my future wife
00:20:52Piper
00:20:52Here
00:20:52Your turn
00:20:53Move over
00:20:57I thought you weren't playing
00:20:59Something changed my mind
00:21:02I'm just gonna skip my turn
00:21:03You sit in the circle
00:21:05You play
00:21:06Those are the rules
00:21:11It's so raining on me
00:21:21You did that on purpose
00:21:22I'm just gonna skip
00:21:29It landed on me
00:21:31No?
00:21:33It landed on me
00:21:34It's like, dead center
00:21:36Oh my god, you should kiss them both
00:22:09You should kiss them both
00:22:11You should kiss them both
00:22:21Why is making a decision so hard?
00:22:26Piper, help!
00:22:32Please, please
00:22:33Look, that necklace belonged to my late wife
00:22:35Sad
00:22:36But not worth the two million you owe me
00:22:41Please, please, look, I told you
00:22:43We don't have the money
00:22:44Please, have mercy
00:22:45Dad
00:22:46Dad
00:22:48You may not have any money
00:22:50But you have a daughter
00:22:56So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:23:01Don't you dare say that about him
00:23:03Darling, he owes me a lot of money
00:23:07Gambling trouble
00:23:08And now it's time to pay up
00:23:10Please
00:23:10What can I do to make you stop this?
00:23:19Sign your hand in marriage
00:23:21Sign your hand in marriage
00:23:21To my son
00:23:24And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:23:30Marriage
00:23:32I'm only 17
00:23:33I want to graduate high school
00:23:36I don't want to get married
00:23:37Darlene
00:23:38You haven't met my sons
00:24:04Boys
00:24:05I found your future wife
00:24:07Boys, I found your future wife
00:24:11Mom, are you serious?
00:24:13You want me to marry this girl?
00:24:15She looks like she's about to cry
00:24:17Noah, don't be an ass
00:24:20I'm sorry for my brother
00:24:21He's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:24:23I'm Drew
00:24:25You will live with us
00:24:27You will date my sons
00:24:28And sign your hand over in marriage
00:24:30And you will truly become a Balford
00:24:34Do we have a deal?
00:24:38You promise
00:24:39If I sign this contract
00:24:41You'll forgive my father's debts
00:24:43Yes
00:24:44Marry one of my boys
00:24:45And you'll save your father
00:24:59Boys, collect the girl
00:25:00What?
00:25:02No!
00:25:03Dad! Dad!
00:25:04Dad!
00:25:05No! No!
00:25:26Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:25:29I'm not a monster, Piper
00:25:32You can marry Drew
00:25:33You can marry Noah
00:25:35It's your choice
00:25:36I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband
00:25:40It's not like we're thrilled about it either
00:25:44Actually
00:25:46I think this will be fun
00:25:48When do I have to choose?
00:25:50When's your 18th birthday?
00:25:52October 28th, why?
00:25:55Perfect
00:25:55That's only eight weeks away
00:25:59On your birthday
00:26:00On your birthday
00:26:01You will choose between my sons
00:26:05If choosing one of these brothers as my husband
00:26:07Is the only way to save my dad
00:26:09I'll do it
00:26:16Boys, be good
00:26:18Show your new guests around
00:26:19I've got business
00:26:20Boys, be good
00:26:41I know what you're thinking
00:26:41These are all mine
00:26:43Yeah
00:26:43That one's Model UN
00:26:46It's lacrosse
00:26:47That one is swim team
00:26:51That one
00:26:51It's her best model
00:26:58Is that yours?
00:27:00Yup
00:27:02Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you
00:27:04I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt
00:27:07Tell that to your daddy
00:27:08Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:27:10Don't you dare talk about my father
00:27:12Oh, she's got a backbone
00:27:17I'm not afraid of you
00:27:18Like I care
00:27:20Drew, you play host
00:27:23I'm going for a swim
00:27:24Come on
00:27:25Get straight here
00:27:26You know you seem nervous around me
00:27:49What?
00:27:50I'm not nervous
00:27:51Right
00:27:52Because you're looking at your future husband
00:27:57It's just a lot
00:27:59I've never even been alone with a guy
00:28:01So
00:28:03That means we should make it extra special
00:28:06With a kiss
00:28:14Oh my god
00:28:16You should see your face
00:28:18I'm not going to force a kiss on you
00:28:21Besides
00:28:21I want a first time to be special
00:28:27Thanks for being so nice to me
00:28:29I feel like your brother hates me
00:28:31Yeah, no one hates everything except his music
00:28:34Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother
00:28:36Me
00:28:38I feel like I should unpack
00:28:41Let me help you
00:28:43Oh no, you don't
00:28:45Damn
00:28:46Save this for our wedding night, huh?
00:28:49Come on!
00:28:49One more time
00:28:50Yeah, you got it
00:28:51Oh!
00:28:59Drew, get it back!
00:29:01Yeah, come on
00:29:03Oh, you want your bra back
00:29:05Sorry, here, come and get it
00:29:08I'm wrong!
00:29:15I'm wrong!
00:29:17The brothers are here, I would die if my future husband saw me like this
00:29:23Yes!
00:29:25Got it!
00:29:29Oh!
00:29:31Oh!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:33Oh!
00:29:34Oh!
00:29:35Sorry
00:29:39Is something funny about this to you?
00:29:46You see something you like?
00:29:48No, no, get off of me!
00:29:50This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me
00:29:54Your brother was right about you
00:29:56You are a dick
00:29:57If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine, I'm a dick
00:30:02Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
00:30:08Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper
00:30:10She's so desperate to show me her tits, her bra is hanging from the ceiling
00:30:14Just give that back to her
00:30:16I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you
00:30:18Hey, she's not going anywhere
00:30:20Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:30:23You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family
00:30:27And besides, I like having her here
00:30:30Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:30:32It's awkward enough having to date two brothers
00:30:36We're not dating, okay?
00:30:38You're in over your head
00:30:38Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see
00:30:41Just wait
00:30:54Hey, you coming in?
00:30:56There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it
00:30:58Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you
00:31:02I'd rather go so long
00:31:13I don't need the Belfort brothers
00:31:15I just gotta keep my head down
00:31:17Hey you girl!
00:31:18I'm CJ, student body president
00:31:21And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro
00:31:28Seems like any other high school to me
00:31:30Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie
00:31:35Exclusivity is everything at Alboro
00:31:38The only thing that matters is your friend group
00:31:43Are those girls like models?
00:31:45Cleo Fairchild and Megan King
00:31:48Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten
00:31:51And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle
00:31:56Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:32:00The Belfort brothers are here!
00:32:28What's the good deal?
00:32:30Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet
00:32:32Every girl has thrown herself at him
00:32:35And every girl has gotten rejected
00:32:36And Drew is an all-star
00:32:38Most popular, best athlete, best smile
00:32:41And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl
00:32:44To marry one of them
00:32:45But nobody knows who it is
00:32:47If someone is choosing between the brothers
00:32:49It should be me
00:32:49And it will be
00:32:50Whoever that girl is better watch out
00:32:55Wow
00:32:57That outfit
00:32:58Kind of makes it look like you fit in
00:33:00And your outfit
00:33:01Almost makes you look like
00:33:03A proper gentleman
00:33:06She's sorry
00:33:08No one talks to Noah Belford like that
00:33:10Maybe they should
00:33:12He needs to be humbled
00:33:14That's cute
00:33:14I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest
00:33:17If I'm a whiny pest
00:33:19Then you're an arrogant bully
00:33:23That's funny
00:33:23I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
00:33:32Piper
00:33:32How do you know them?
00:33:36Piper's
00:33:36The girl who has to choose
00:33:38To marry me or my brother
00:33:52Great
00:33:52Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belford brothers
00:33:55I'm sorry
00:33:56I thought everyone should know
00:33:58Show's over freaks
00:34:01Seriously
00:34:01I told you
00:34:03I don't want her associated with us
00:34:04She's part of our circle now
00:34:06It's our job to make her feel welcome
00:34:08It's my job to go to guitar practice
00:34:11Everyone knows
00:34:12You're with the Belfords now
00:34:14Don't embarrass us
00:34:20Ignore my brother
00:34:23Way ahead of you
00:34:24Listen
00:34:25I think
00:34:27You'll fit in now bro
00:34:29Especially once I introduce you to my friends
00:34:31Piper
00:34:31These are my best friends
00:34:33Megan and Cleo
00:34:34We kind of met already
00:34:36Oh but we had no clue
00:34:37Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry
00:34:40We can take care of her Drew
00:34:42I know
00:34:43We besties
00:34:45Come on
00:34:47Don't worry Piper
00:34:49You're in good hands
00:34:55Thanks guys
00:34:56I've always had a hard time making friends
00:34:58Friends?
00:34:59Wait
00:34:59You thought we were being serious?
00:35:01We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belford brothers
00:35:07Do you even know who we are?
00:35:09My mother invented the spray tan
00:35:10What did your mom do?
00:35:12Scrub dishes?
00:35:13The Belford brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
00:35:16We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab
00:35:19I never asked for any of this
00:35:21If I could go back to my school and my family I would
00:35:24Bro
00:35:25You're not even good enough to clean the Belford's toilet
00:35:28I'm going to tell Drew about this
00:35:30You're not going to tell Drew anything
00:35:31You want us to leave you alone?
00:35:33Dump the Belfords
00:35:35If I don't marry one of the brothers
00:35:37My father loses everything
00:35:39I can't back down
00:35:41Give me that back
00:35:43My mom gave me this advantage
00:35:45Dintage is what poor people call used items
00:35:48So they feel special
00:35:54Did you really think that a titless loser like you
00:35:58Could get Noah Belford's attention
00:35:59With this tiny little bra
00:36:10Dintage is what poor people call used items
00:36:18What's that smell?
00:36:20I think it's Piper or should I say diaper?
00:36:24She smells like a hot load
00:36:39Piper, you're not supposed to be in here
00:36:41It's my private studio
00:36:46I get it
00:36:48I get it
00:36:49Okay, Noah
00:36:52I don't belong here
00:36:54You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear
00:36:57Piper?
00:36:58Screw you, Noah
00:37:00Screw you
00:37:09Who did this to you?
00:37:12Who did this to you?
00:37:14You
00:37:15You did this to me
00:37:18As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target
00:37:21Don't be stupid
00:37:23How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:37:28God, you're such a bully
00:37:31You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Megan and Cleo
00:37:35It was Megan and Cleo
00:37:38Come
00:37:42Hey Noah
00:37:44Noah, come here
00:38:01So
00:38:04Piper told me about your hilarious prank
00:38:06Nice work
00:38:08Piper, come here
00:38:09I traded one bully for a worse one
00:38:11My future husband, Noah Belfer
00:38:16Piper, come here
00:38:20Piper told me about your hilarious prank
00:38:22You destroyed her backpack
00:38:23Well, yeah
00:38:24I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together
00:38:26And then she's all like
00:38:27I got it from my dead mom
00:38:29Oh my god
00:38:31That's mine
00:38:38Your turn
00:38:38Bag, now
00:38:39Please, it's designer
00:38:41Paint over the bag
00:38:48Wow, Cleo
00:38:49You really love this shit
00:38:59If I hear about any one of you fuckers
00:39:02Going after Piper again
00:39:04You'll have to deal with me
00:39:15Hey
00:39:17Why did you help me?
00:39:18You don't even like me
00:39:21My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you
00:39:24So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
00:39:26I don't need your protection
00:39:28Tell that to the crying girl in the music room
00:39:32You know, I used to think you were a dick
00:39:35Now I think you're a mega dick
00:39:37It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
00:39:42Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfer
00:39:46But not me
00:39:48So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk
00:39:51To a hero
00:39:52Right back to being a jerk again
00:39:55Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you
00:39:59So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:40:02Get this through your head
00:40:04Whether you choose my brother or me
00:40:07I'm never marrying you
00:40:12Piper
00:40:13What's wrong?
00:40:14Is no one being an asshole to you again?
00:40:16I actually saved her from your two groupies
00:40:18Megan and Cleo
00:40:19Wait
00:40:21For real?
00:40:22I'll go and talk to her
00:40:23No
00:40:24Don't
00:40:25It's over
00:40:25I don't want trouble
00:40:27The best thing you can do
00:40:29Is show them that you're not afraid
00:40:32Come with her
00:40:33To the senior party, man
00:40:34She's not going to that stupid party
00:40:36You don't speak for me
00:40:41I'm in
00:40:42I should walk away
00:40:43Let her pick Drew
00:40:45And be done with this
00:40:47If Piper goes
00:40:49Then I go
00:40:52When I walk in the room
00:40:53Eyes on me
00:40:55Camera action
00:40:57Say cheese
00:40:58When I walk in the room
00:41:00Eyes on me
00:41:02Take a seat
00:41:03I'll make you freeze
00:41:06A luau
00:41:10I would have thought that rich kid parties are like
00:41:12Caviar tastings on a yacht
00:41:15They are
00:41:16But
00:41:17When we want to have fun
00:41:18Get down real parties
00:41:19At our core
00:41:21Albertines just
00:41:23Want to look hot
00:41:24And get wasted
00:41:24Might look fun and innocent
00:41:26But these guys are sharks
00:41:28And you're fresh meat
00:41:30So
00:41:31I'm not taking my eyes off you
00:41:33I don't need your protection
00:41:34Yeah, dude
00:41:35Chill out
00:41:36We'll take care of you
00:41:40How are my favorite brothers
00:41:41And their little stage bag clinger
00:41:43We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo
00:41:46No drama
00:41:49I'm very cool now, actually
00:41:50In fact, I came over here to apologize
00:41:54By inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle
00:42:01Drew, it's going to land on you
00:42:10I don't kiss losers
00:42:16So you don't have to kiss on the floor?
00:42:17No
00:42:18You either kiss the person
00:42:19Or you take a shot
00:42:20Here, I'll show you
00:42:25Why am I watching her so closely?
00:42:28Why do I care?
00:42:35Kiss me, Drew
00:42:38Sorry
00:42:41Save me if you're my future wife
00:42:44Piper
00:42:44Here
00:42:45Your turn
00:42:45Move over
00:42:49I thought you weren't playing
00:42:52Something changed my mind
00:42:54I'm just going to skip my turn
00:42:56You sit in the circle
00:42:57You play
00:42:58Those are the rules
00:43:03Alright, so
00:43:04Land it on me
00:43:13You did that on purpose
00:43:14I'm just going to skip
00:43:21It landed on me
00:43:23No
00:43:26Land it on me
00:43:26It's like dead center
00:43:28Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both
00:44:02You should kiss them both
00:44:03You should kiss them both
00:44:13Why is making a decision so hard?
00:44:18Piper, help!
00:44:24Please, please
00:44:25Look, that necklace belonged to my late wife
00:44:27Sad
00:44:29But not worth the two million you owe me
00:44:32No, no
00:44:33No, please, please
00:44:34Look, I told you
00:44:35We don't have the money
00:44:36Please have mercy
00:44:37Dad
00:44:38Dad
00:44:39Dad
00:44:40You may not have any money
00:44:42But you have a daughter
00:44:48So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:44:54Don't you dare say that about him
00:44:55Darling, he owes me a lot of money
00:44:59Gambling trouble
00:45:00And now it's time to pay up
00:45:02Please
00:45:02What can I do to make you stop this?
00:45:12Sign your hand in marriage
00:45:13To my son
00:45:16And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:45:23Marriage
00:45:24I'm only 17
00:45:26I want to graduate high school
00:45:28I don't want to get married
00:45:29Darling, you haven't met my sons
00:45:56Boys
00:45:58I found your future wife
00:46:03Mom, are you serious?
00:46:05You want me to marry this girl?
00:46:08She looks like she's about to cry
00:46:10Noah, don't be an ass
00:46:12I'm sorry for my brother
00:46:14He's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:46:16I'm Drew
00:46:17You will live with us
00:46:19You will date my sons
00:46:20And sign your hand over in marriage
00:46:23And you will truly become a balford
00:46:26Do we have a deal?
00:46:30You promise
00:46:31If I sign this contract
00:46:33You'll forgive my father's debts?
00:46:35Yes
00:46:35Marry one of my boys
00:46:37And you'll save your father
00:46:50Boys, collect the girl
00:46:52What?
00:46:54No
00:46:54Stop
00:46:55Stop
00:46:56Stop
00:46:57Stop
00:46:57No
00:46:57No
00:47:18Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:47:22I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:47:24You can marry Drew.
00:47:26You can marry Noah.
00:47:28It's your choice.
00:47:29I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:47:32It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:47:37Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:47:40When do I have to choose?
00:47:42When's your 18th birthday?
00:47:44October 28th.
00:47:45Why?
00:47:47Perfect.
00:47:48That's only eight weeks away.
00:47:51On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:47:57If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:48:09Boys, be good.
00:48:10Show your new guests around.
00:48:12I've got business.
00:48:30Don't be scared, Piper.
00:48:31I don't bite.
00:48:33Know what you're thinking?
00:48:34These are all mine.
00:48:35Yeah, that one's Model UN.
00:48:38It's lacrosse.
00:48:39That one is swim team.
00:48:43Oh, that one.
00:48:44It's for best model.
00:48:50Is that yours?
00:48:52Yup.
00:48:54Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:48:56I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:48:59Tell that to your daddy.
00:49:01Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:49:02Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:49:04Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:49:09I'm not afraid of you.
00:49:11Like I care.
00:49:13Drew, you play host.
00:49:15I'm going for a swim.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:17I'll try to hear you.
00:49:22I'll try to hear you.
00:49:26I'll try to hear you.
00:49:39You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:49:41What?
00:49:42I'm not nervous.
00:49:43Right.
00:49:44Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:49:49It's just a lot.
00:49:51I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:49:53I'm so sorry.
00:49:55That means we should make it extra special.
00:49:59With a kiss.
00:50:06Oh my God.
00:50:08You should see your face.
00:50:10I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:50:13Besides, I want it first time to be special.
00:50:19Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:50:22I feel like your brother hates me.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24No way it's everything except his music.
00:50:26Lucky for you, you can choose the better, brother.
00:50:29Me.
00:50:30I feel like I should unpack.
00:50:34Let me help you.
00:50:35Oh, no, you don't...
00:50:37Damn.
00:50:38Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:41No, one more time.
00:50:42Yeah, you got it.
00:50:43Oh.
00:50:51Drew, give it back.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:53Yeah, come to me.
00:50:55Oh.
00:50:56You want your bra back.
00:50:57Sorry.
00:50:58Here, come and get it.
00:51:00My bra!
00:51:01Come on!
00:51:09Listen, when the other brothers are here, I would die if my future husband saw me like this.
00:51:16Yes!
00:51:17Got it!
00:51:20Come on.
00:51:22Oh!
00:51:24Oh.
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:26Um.
00:51:27Sorry.
00:51:31Is something funny about this to you?
00:51:38You see something you like?
00:51:40No.
00:51:41No.
00:51:41Get off of me.
00:51:42This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:51:47Your brother was right about you.
00:51:48You are a dick.
00:51:50If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:51:54I'm a dick.
00:51:55Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother, then.
00:51:58Right?
00:52:00Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:52:02She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:52:04Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:52:07Give that back to her.
00:52:08I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:52:10Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:52:12Are you seriously playing it to Mom's little game?
00:52:14You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:52:19And besides, I like having her here.
00:52:22Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:52:24It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:52:28We're not dating, okay?
00:52:30You're in over your head.
00:52:31Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:52:34Just wait.
00:52:46Hey, you doing it?
00:52:48There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:52:51Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:52:54I'd rather go so long.
00:53:06I don't need the Belfort brothers.
00:53:08I just got to keep my head down.
00:53:09Hey, you girl!
00:53:10I'm CJ, student body president,
00:53:13and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:53:20Seems like any other high school to me.
00:53:23Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
00:53:27Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:53:30The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:53:35Are those girls like models?
00:53:38Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:53:40Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:53:43And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:53:48Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:53:52The Belfort brothers are here!
00:54:20What's the good deal?
00:54:22Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:54:25Every girl has thrown herself at him, and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:54:29And Drew is an all-star.
00:54:31Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:54:33And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:54:38But nobody knows who it is.
00:54:39If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:54:42And it will be.
00:54:43Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:54:48Wow.
00:54:49That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:54:53And your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:54:58She's sorry.
00:55:00No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:55:03Maybe they should.
00:55:04He needs to be humbled.
00:55:06That's cute.
00:55:07I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:55:09If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:55:15That's funny.
00:55:16I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:55:24Piper, how do you know them?
00:55:28Pipers?
00:55:29The girl who has to choose.
00:55:31To marry me or my brother.
00:55:38Piper.
00:55:44Great.
00:55:45Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
00:55:48I'm sorry.
00:55:49I thought everyone should know.
00:55:50Show's over, freaks.
00:55:53Seriously.
00:55:54I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:55:57She's part of our circle now.
00:55:58It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:56:00It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:56:03Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:56:06Don't embarrass us.
00:56:13Ignore my brother.
00:56:15Way ahead of you.
00:56:17Listen.
00:56:18I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:56:21Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:56:23Piper.
00:56:24These are my best friends.
00:56:25Megan and Cleo.
00:56:27We kind of met already.
00:56:28Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:56:32We can take care of her, Drew.
00:56:35I know we'll be besties.
00:56:37Come on.
00:56:39Don't worry, Piper.
00:56:41You're in good hands.
00:56:47Thanks, guys.
00:56:49I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:56:50Friends?
00:56:51Wait.
00:56:52You thought we were being serious?
00:56:53We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:56:59Do you even know who we are?
00:57:01My mother invented the spray tan.
00:57:03What did your mom do?
00:57:04Scrub dishes?
00:57:05The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:57:08We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:57:11I never asked for any of this.
00:57:13If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:57:16Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:57:20I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:57:22You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:57:24You want us to leave you alone?
00:57:25Dump, dump the Belfort's.
00:57:27If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:57:32I can't back down.
00:57:34Give me that back!
00:57:35My mom gave me this.
00:57:37It's vintage!
00:57:37Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:57:47Do you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention with
00:57:52this tiny little bra?
00:58:02Vintage is what poor people call used to eat.
00:58:10What's that smell?
00:58:12I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
00:58:16She smells like a hot load.
00:58:18Oh, the hell.
00:58:31Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:58:33It's my private studio.
00:58:38I get it!
00:58:40I get it, okay, Noah?
00:58:44I don't belong here.
00:58:46You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear.
00:58:50Piper?
00:58:51Screw you, Noah!
00:58:53Screw you!
00:59:01Who did this to you?
00:59:05Who did this to you?
00:59:06You!
00:59:08You did this to me.
00:59:10As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target.
00:59:13Don't be stupid.
00:59:15How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:59:20God, you're such a bully.
00:59:23You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo.
00:59:27It was Megan and Cleo.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:31Come.
00:59:34Noah.
00:59:34Where are you?
00:59:35Hey, Noah.
00:59:36Noah, come here.
00:59:39Come here.
00:59:40Come here.
00:59:40Come here.
00:59:41Come here.
00:59:42Come here.
00:59:43Come here.
00:59:43Come here.
00:59:53So.
00:59:56Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:59:58Ha ha.
00:59:59Nice work.
01:00:00Piper, come here.
01:00:02I traded one bully for a worse one.
01:00:04My future husband, Noah Belfer.
01:00:08Piper, come here.
01:00:09Come here.
01:00:12Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:00:14You destroyed her backpack.
01:00:15Well, yeah.
01:00:16I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
01:00:19And then she's all like, I got it for my dead mom.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:24That's mine.
01:00:30Your turn.
01:00:31Bag now.
01:00:31Please, it's a designer.
01:00:33Pain over the back.
01:00:40Wow, Cleo.
01:00:42You really love this shit.
01:00:44Ah!
01:00:52If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with
01:00:57me.
01:01:08Hey.
01:01:09Why did you help me?
01:01:11You don't even like me.
01:01:13My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
01:01:16So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
01:01:18I don't need your protection.
01:01:20Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
01:01:24You know, I used to think you were a dick.
01:01:27Now I think you're a mega dick.
01:01:29It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
01:01:34Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfer, but not me.
01:01:40So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
01:01:46again?
01:01:47Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
01:01:51So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:01:54Get this to your head.
01:01:57Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
01:02:04Piper!
01:02:05What's wrong?
01:02:07Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
01:02:08I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
01:02:12Wait, for real?
01:02:15I'll go and talk to her.
01:02:16No.
01:02:16Don't.
01:02:17It's over.
01:02:18I don't want trouble.
01:02:19The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
01:02:24Come with us to the senior party tonight.
01:02:27She's not going to that stupid party.
01:02:29You don't speak for me.
01:02:33I'm in.
01:02:34I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
01:02:40If Piper goes, then I go.
01:02:44When I walk in the room, eyes on me, camera action, say cheese.
01:02:51When I walk in the room, eyes on me, take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
01:02:58A luau.
01:03:02I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
01:03:07They are.
01:03:08But when we want to have fun, lift out real parties.
01:03:12At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
01:03:17Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
01:03:20You're fresh meat.
01:03:22So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
01:03:25We don't need your protection.
01:03:27Yeah, dude.
01:03:28Shut up.
01:03:28We'll take care of her.
01:03:31Woo!
01:03:32How are my favorite brothers and their little stage back clinger?
01:03:36We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:40No drama.
01:03:41I'm very cool now, actually.
01:03:43In fact, I came over here to apologize.
01:03:46By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Pornal.
01:03:53Drew, it's going to land on you.
01:03:55Woo!
01:04:02Ugh.
01:04:03I don't kiss losers.
01:04:08So you don't have to kiss on the board?
01:04:09No.
01:04:10You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
01:04:13Here, I'll show you.
01:04:17Why am I watching her so close?
01:04:20Why do I care?
01:04:27Kiss me, Drew.
01:04:30Sorry.
01:04:33Save me if you're my future wife.
01:04:36Piper.
01:04:37Here.
01:04:37Your turn.
01:04:38Move over.
01:04:41I thought you weren't playing.
01:04:43And something changed my mind.
01:04:46I'm just going to skip my turn.
01:04:48You sit in the circle.
01:04:49You play.
01:04:50Those are the rules.
01:04:55It's so landed on me.
01:05:05You did that on purpose.
01:05:06I'm just going to skip.
01:05:13It landed on me.
01:05:15No.
01:05:18Landed on me.
01:05:19It's like dead center.
01:05:21Oh my God.
01:05:21You should kiss them both.
01:05:23No.
01:05:29No.
01:05:30No.
01:05:31No.
01:05:34No.
01:05:35No.
01:05:35No.
01:05:35No.
01:05:36No.
01:05:54You should kiss them both.
01:05:56No.
01:06:06Why is making a decision so hard?
01:06:11Fiber, help!
01:06:16Please, please!
01:06:17Look, that necklace belonged to my late wife.
01:06:20Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
01:06:24No, no, please, please.
01:06:26Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
01:06:28Please, have mercy!
01:06:29Dad?
01:06:31Dad?
01:06:32You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
01:06:41So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:06:46Don't you dare say that about him!
01:06:47Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
01:06:51Gambling trouble.
01:06:52And now it's time to pay up.
01:06:54Please!
01:06:54What can I do to make you stop this?
01:07:04Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
01:07:08And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:07:15Marriage.
01:07:16I'm only 17.
01:07:18I want to graduate high school.
01:07:20I don't want to get married.
01:07:21Darling, you haven't met my sons.
01:07:48Boys, I found your future wife.
01:07:55Mom, are you serious?
01:07:57You want me to marry this girl?
01:08:00She looks like she's about to cry.
01:08:02Noah, don't be an ass.
01:08:04I'm sorry for my brother.
01:08:06He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
01:08:08I'm Drew.
01:08:09You will live with us.
01:08:11You will date my sons.
01:08:12And sign your hand over in marriage.
01:08:15And you will truly become a balford.
01:08:18Do we have a deal?
01:08:22You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
01:08:27Yes!
01:08:28Marry one of my boys.
01:08:30And you'll save your father.
01:08:43Boys, collect the girl.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46No!
01:08:47Dad!
01:08:48Dad!
01:08:49Dad!
01:08:49No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:50No!
01:09:10Um, which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
01:09:14I'm not a monster, Piper.
01:09:16You can marry Drew.
01:09:18You can marry Noah.
01:09:19Noah, it's your choice.
01:09:21I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
01:09:24It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
01:09:28Actually, I think this will be fun.
01:09:32When do I have to choose?
01:09:34When's your 18th birthday?
01:09:36October 28th. Why?
01:09:39Perfect. That's only eight weeks away.
01:09:43On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
01:09:49If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
01:10:01Boys, be good.
01:10:02Show your new guests around.
01:10:04I've got business.
01:10:22I've got business.
01:10:22Don't be scared, Piper.
01:10:23I don't bite.
01:10:24I don't know what you're thinking.
01:10:26These are all mine.
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:28That one's Model UN.
01:10:30It's lacrosse.
01:10:31That one is swim team.
01:10:35Oh, that one.
01:10:36It's her best model.
01:10:42Is that yours?
01:10:45Yup.
01:10:46Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
01:10:49I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
01:10:52Tell that to your daddy.
01:10:53Didn't he gamble all your money away?
01:10:54Don't you dare talk about my father.
01:10:56Oh, she's got a backbone.
01:11:02I'm not afraid of you.
01:11:03Like I care.
01:11:05Drew, you play host.
01:11:07I'm going for a swim.
01:11:09Come on.
01:11:10That's right here.
01:11:31You know, you seem nervous around me.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34I'm not nervous.
01:11:35Right.
01:11:36Because you're looking at your future husband.
01:11:41It's just a lot.
01:11:43I've never even been alone with a guy.
01:11:47That means we should make it extra special.
01:11:51With a kiss.
01:11:58Oh, my God.
01:12:00You should see your face.
01:12:02I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
01:12:05Besides, I want a first time to be special.
01:12:11Thanks for being so nice to me.
01:12:14I feel like your brother hates me.
01:12:15Yeah.
01:12:15No way, it's everything except his music.
01:12:18Lucky for you, you can choose the better, brother.
01:12:21Me.
01:12:22I feel like I should unpack.
01:12:26Let me help you.
01:12:27No, no, you don't...
01:12:29Damn.
01:12:31Savings for our wedding night, huh?
01:12:33Come on.
01:12:33No, one more time.
01:12:34Yeah, you got it.
01:12:35Oh.
01:12:43Drew, give it back.
01:12:45Yeah, come.
01:12:47Oh, you want your bra back.
01:12:49Sorry.
01:12:50Here, come and get it.
01:12:52My bra!
01:13:01At least one of the brothers are here.
01:13:03I would die if my future husband saw me.
01:13:05I would die if I could like this.
01:13:08Yes!
01:13:09Got it!
01:13:12Come on.
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:17Oh!
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Um, sorry.
01:13:24Something funny about this to you?
01:13:30You see something you like?
01:13:32No, no.
01:13:33Get off of me.
01:13:34This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
01:13:39Your brother was right about you.
01:13:40You are a dick.
01:13:42If not wanting to be forced since marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
01:13:46I'm a dick.
01:13:47Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
01:13:52Hey, did you just get your bra back, Piper?
01:13:54She's so desperate to show me her tits.
01:13:56Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
01:13:59Give that back to her.
01:14:00I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
01:14:03Hey, she's not going anywhere.
01:14:04Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
01:14:07You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
01:14:11And besides, I like having her here.
01:14:14Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
01:14:16It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
01:14:20We're not dating, okay?
01:14:22You're in over your head.
01:14:23Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
01:14:26Just wait.
01:14:38Hey, you doing it?
01:14:40There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
01:14:43Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
01:14:46I'd rather go solo.
01:14:58I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
01:15:00I just got to keep my head down.
01:15:01Hey, you girl.
01:15:02I'm CJ, student body president.
01:15:05And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
01:15:12Seems like any other high school to me.
01:15:15Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
01:15:19Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
01:15:23The only thing that matters is your friend group.
01:15:28Are those girls like models?
01:15:30Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
01:15:32Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
01:15:35And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
01:15:40Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
01:15:44The Belfort Brothers are here!
01:16:13What's the good deal?
01:16:14Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
01:16:18Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
01:16:21And Drew is an all-star.
01:16:23Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
01:16:26And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
01:16:30But nobody knows who it is.
01:16:31If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
01:16:34And it will be.
01:16:35Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
01:16:40Wow.
01:16:41That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
01:16:45Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
01:16:50She's sorry.
01:16:52No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
01:16:55Maybe they should.
01:16:56He needs to be humbled.
01:16:58That's cute.
01:16:59I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
01:17:01If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
01:17:07That's funny.
01:17:08I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
01:17:16Piper, how do you know them?
01:17:21Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
01:17:36Piper, how do you know everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers?
01:17:40I'm sorry.
01:17:41I thought everyone should know.
01:17:42Show's over, freaks.
01:17:45Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
01:17:49She's part of our circle now.
01:17:51It's our job to make her feel welcome.
01:17:52It's my job to go to guitar practice.
01:17:55Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
01:17:58Don't embarrass us.
01:18:05Ignore my brother.
01:18:07Way ahead of you.
01:18:09Listen.
01:18:10I think you'll fit in now, bro.
01:18:13Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
01:18:15Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
01:18:19We kind of met already.
01:18:20Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
01:18:24We can take care of her, Drew.
01:18:27I know, we besties.
01:18:29Come on.
01:18:31Don't worry, Piper.
01:18:33You're in good hands.
01:18:40Thanks, guys.
01:18:41I've always had a hard time making friends.
01:18:43Friends?
01:18:43Wait, you thought we were being serious?
01:18:46We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
01:18:51Do you even know who we are?
01:18:53My mother invented the spray tan.
01:18:55What did your mom do?
01:18:56Scrub dishes?
01:18:57The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
01:19:00We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
01:19:03I never asked for any of this.
01:19:05If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
01:19:09Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
01:19:12I'm going to tell Drew about this.
01:19:14You're not going to tell Drew anything.
01:19:16You want us to leave you alone?
01:19:18Dump the Belfort's.
01:19:19If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
01:19:24I can't back down.
01:19:26Give me that back!
01:19:27My mom gave me this advantage!
01:19:30Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
01:19:39Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
01:19:44with this tiny little bra?
01:20:02What's that smell?
01:20:04I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
01:20:08She smells like a hot load.
01:20:11Ew.
01:20:23Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
01:20:26It's my private studio.
01:20:30I get it!
01:20:33I get it, okay, Noah?
01:20:36I don't belong here!
01:20:38You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
01:20:42Piper?
01:20:43Screw you, Noah!
01:20:45Screw you!
01:20:53Who did this to you?
01:20:57Who did this to you?
01:20:58You!
01:21:00You did this to me!
01:21:02As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
01:21:05Don't be stupid!
01:21:08How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
01:21:12God, you're such a bully!
01:21:15You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
01:21:19It was Megan and Cleo.
01:21:23Come with us.
01:21:26Noah.
01:21:27Where are we?
01:21:27Hey, Noah!
01:21:28Noah, come here!
01:21:31Come here!
01:21:32Come here!
01:21:36Come here!
01:21:40Come here!
01:21:41Come here!
01:21:41Come here!
01:21:41Come here!
01:21:42Come here!
01:21:43Come here!
01:21:44Come here!
01:21:48So, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:21:50Haha, nice work.
01:21:53Piper, come here!
01:21:54I traded one bully for a worse one.
01:21:56My future husband, Noah Belfort.
01:22:00Piper, come here!
01:22:04Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:22:06You destroyed her backpack?
01:22:08Well, yeah.
01:22:08I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
01:22:11And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
01:22:13Oh, my God.
01:22:16That's mine!
01:22:22Your turn.
01:22:23Bag!
01:22:23Now!
01:22:24No, no, no, please.
01:22:24It's a designer.
01:22:25Paint over the bag!
01:22:33Wow, Cleo!
01:22:34You really love this shit!
01:22:44Hey!
01:22:44If I hear about anyone of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me!
01:23:01hey why did you help me you don't even like me my mom would kill me if I didn't look
01:23:07out for you
01:23:08so it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble I don't need your protection
01:23:13tell that to the crying girl in the music room you know I used to think you were a dick
01:23:19now I think you're a mega dick it's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
01:23:27everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort but not me so tell me why do you go
01:23:34from being a jerk to a hero right back to being a jerk again maybe I want to be the
01:23:40only one who
01:23:41gets to bully you so what you're gonna bully me into marrying you get this to your head
01:23:49whether you choose my brother and me I'm never marrying you
01:23:57Piper what's wrong is no one being an asshole to you again I actually saved her from your two
01:24:02groupies Megan and Cleo wait for real I'll go and talk to her no don't it's over I don't want
01:24:10trouble
01:24:12the best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid come with us to the senior
01:24:18party man she's not going to that stupid party you don't speak for me
01:24:25I'm in I should walk away let her pick Drew and be done with this if Piper goes then I
01:24:34go
01:24:36when I walk in the room eyes on me camera action say cheese
01:24:43when I walk in the room eyes on me take a seat I'll make you freeze
01:24:50a luau
01:24:54I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht
01:24:59they are but when we want to have fun get the real parties better core Albertines just
01:25:07want to look hot and get wasted might look fun and innocent but these guys are sharks you're fresh
01:25:13meat so I'm not taking my eyes off you I don't need your protection yeah I do
01:25:20good job we'll take care we're not dealing with any drama Cleo actually in fact I came over here to
01:25:37apologize
01:25:39by inviting you to play a game of spin the portal
01:25:45Drew it's gonna land on you
01:25:47oh I don't kiss losers
01:26:00so you don't have to kiss all the world
01:26:01now you either kiss the person or you take a shot
01:26:05here I'll show you
01:26:09why am I watching her so close
01:26:12why do I care
01:26:19kiss me Drew
01:26:23sorry
01:26:26save me if you're my future wife
01:26:28Piper
01:26:29your turn
01:26:30move over
01:26:33I thought you weren't playing
01:26:36something changed my mind
01:26:38I'm just gonna skip my turn
01:26:40you sit in the circle
01:26:41you play
01:26:42those are the rules
01:26:47alright so
01:26:48earn it on me
01:26:57you did that on purpose
01:26:58I'm just gonna skip
01:27:05it landed on me
01:27:07no
01:27:08it landed on me
01:27:11it's like dead center
01:27:13oh my god you should kiss them both
01:27:15I'm just gonna go
01:27:15I think I'm fine
01:27:17I didn't see you
01:27:21you
01:27:21I don't know
01:27:26I don't know
01:27:26what you're doing
01:27:28you
01:27:28you
01:27:28you
01:27:28You
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