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00:00:00Look out.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:22Bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um...
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:49Still?
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I...
00:08:09I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:34No!
00:08:36No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:46No!
00:08:47No!
00:08:53No!
00:09:01No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:24No!
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me. No
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did. You've just been waiting. Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you. Oh crap. I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment. I
00:09:57Must have missed your message. Sorry. Missed my message, sir
00:10:02You know, I don't think so. I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on. What? Just give it back. Whatever you- Hold on
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight. You know Chad is a walking STD
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you- are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together!
00:10:24Ah, school project. Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth. So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on. Let me do something really quick. What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go. Chad is deleted. What? What? Stop!
00:10:39They're already done. That's not cool. You can't do that. That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes, it is. Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57Now I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison. Act like you've been in a car before. This is literally my fanfic. The car, the
00:11:17moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback. I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention? This is all I've ever wanted. My only, my only
00:11:32have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes. Rhett. Harder. Faster. I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes. Any a little bit of air. It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this. Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, I...
00:12:05Oh my God. Even my stories didn't go that far. I mean, if we actually have sex in real life,
00:12:11would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14Thank you. I'll tell you those. It's for grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah. They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way. That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me. I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic. I'm actually pathetic. I thought he kissed me back. I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate. And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother, Pearl Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a primal thing.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:43Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got...
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just...
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me.
00:17:40In front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea?
00:17:46Here for you to go outside?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:37Go for it.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting me.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yup.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41You sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Just say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:23:00Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:31Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're outing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06It takes time to run.
00:24:10What?
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm gonna come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:36We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:25:02now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What?
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:02All right.
00:26:24Yeah, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28You're lookin' flexible, Allison!
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help. No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on, he'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. I just need to keep her Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Mookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:21You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine. Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're dead.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16It's an orphanage.
00:30:33Oh my God, I am pretty hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Um.
00:30:39Oh my God.
00:30:42Oh my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that. How...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison, and she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late. I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality
00:33:17stop you want to fight i'll give you a reason
00:33:25hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:28get your fucking hands off this is the girl's locker room cool get out
00:33:34get out of here all of you get out of here right now did you hear me get out
00:33:42you okay it's fine i just can't go out there like this so i'm just gonna have to tell coach
00:33:50that i'm sick or something it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me
00:33:57hi hello listen i need you to go to the school and i need you to meet me in the
00:34:00woman's locker
00:34:01room right now
00:34:06all right hey listen use my jersey make it look better than the original
00:34:35oh shit is that even allison
00:34:48she looks
00:34:52look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey
00:34:57than i ever did
00:34:58it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00you know that's true that's that's true i have
00:35:02hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game yeah you're
00:35:08the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:20all right time's ticking let's move allison i don't know whatever this look is
00:35:29but it works you take center let's go
00:35:38okay
00:35:40okay
00:35:40hey uh
00:35:47okay
00:35:48okay
00:35:56ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:01okay
00:36:10oh
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire it's allison scott you know she had moves
00:36:45allison seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52body in that uniform
00:36:54whoo
00:36:54you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57stay with you
00:36:58i don't have to see girls like that they always come running to guys like me
00:37:03i'm telling you right now if you don't fuck off the only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:07it's my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:24touchdown
00:37:25harrison does it again state wins
00:37:28yes
00:37:29oh
00:37:30good job
00:37:31right here
00:37:43hey
00:37:44oh
00:37:45congrats
00:37:46on the win captain that was really good
00:37:49thank you
00:37:49you know it's uh it's really just another tuesday for me
00:37:52okay shut up
00:37:53oh
00:37:57you're a kid
00:37:58kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss is he actually going to kiss
00:38:10me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp stand-off.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
00:38:32Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I noticed you did.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie!
00:43:25Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50She's not alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:09I also wanted to say that, I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30The alien's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:40I don't want to.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this like stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:06Whatever.
00:46:06I just.
00:46:06I got plans.
00:46:31I want the gist of her.
00:46:33I can't.
00:46:33And I can't see.
00:46:33Don't be the other.
00:46:36She's a fill.
00:46:43Look! Charity case is running a charity sale. She's finally getting back. Did you know Allison
00:46:48hand makes these little trinkets? It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts. I didn't know you
00:46:53two were coming together. I came by myself. Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's
00:47:00donation. Daddy donated a little of his collection, nothing major, just some Birkin bags, some vintage
00:47:05Rolex watches. Let's see what you're peddling here, Ally. Huh. How much are you asking for
00:47:14this? $15. I made it myself. $15? For some plastic and twine? You don't have to buy it. It's
00:47:22ambitious. You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough. I'm going to take every single one
00:47:29of these bracelets. You want to say $500 apiece? Are you insane? You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist. That's just how expensive something looks. So, $500? What's
00:47:45that supposed to mean? She's nothing. No, you're nothing, especially compared to her. How dare
00:47:50you compare me to this peasant? Why don't you get out of here? No, I'm serious. Don't
00:47:56come back to this table again. You know, I do think this stuff is pretty good. What are
00:48:03you doing? What do you mean? You can't keep doing this to me. You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry? You're distant with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend me the next. What do you want? I'm just trying to... No. Allison,
00:48:19party at my place. Celebrating the big win. You coming? I don't know. I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman. She can speak for herself. So, what do you say? You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again. Who does he think he is toying with my feelings
00:48:42like this? You hate Chad, Brett? Fine. Chad's my new best friend, then. No, yeah. Sounds
00:48:49fun. I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor. Damn, Allison, you look sexy. Oh, thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party. Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me? Why did you do that? You're single. I'm single. You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh? No deal. There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend. Of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss. My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison. Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah. No, why not? There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously. Maybe I should just
00:49:56move on. You ever play the pocky challenge? No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:19Damn it. Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison. You're already here.
00:50:37Fine. But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out. Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck? Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me. What are you doing, huh? Get off of me. What do you think you're doing? You're ruining my
00:51:08night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night? What do you think Rod would think if he knew
00:51:11you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care. How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck? Come on. Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games. You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know. Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games. I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god. Oh shit.
00:51:50Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's okay. I got you. I got you. I got you.
00:51:58Oh my god. Is she okay?
00:52:03Hey. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Hey. Hey. You okay?
00:52:07I can't. I can't. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just breathe. Just try to breathe. All right. Hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay. All right. Let's get you in. Let's get you in.
00:52:25Get out of my way. Move. Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred. All right. Here we go. Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died at this. And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business
00:52:39being around that guy, let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brainchild will realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair. What's not fair? What's not fair? What am I not understanding? Huh? What don't I
00:52:52understand? I don't know how this works, okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out. I don't know how
00:52:58guys work all the time. You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit
00:53:02that, okay? You're not any better than me. I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not
00:53:07any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about? You're worse. I jumped to the pool. I saved your life. And now what? I'm
00:53:12an
00:53:12asshole. How am I worse? You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning. Yeah. Because
00:53:18you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined. Because you caught me when I fell in front of
00:53:23everyone. Because you drove me to school when I was late. Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total
00:53:27jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand. You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing. That's it. I did. No, no. I fell in love with you. I'm in love with
00:53:43you.
00:53:44Stop. Stop. And you're my brother's best friend. I know that. I know.
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away? Am
00:53:54I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything? Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:02Okay? I want you to tell me to stop. Tell me that you don't want this. Tell me you want
00:54:09me to get away
00:54:09from you right now. I'm never going to tell you to stop. I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19I'm never going to tell you to stop. I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend and
00:54:55sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run. But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think I met you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:47I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:06So what do we know?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron? He's going to kill you.
00:56:32Ron loves you very much. He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know. I think, I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little, until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09I don't want to hear what we'll be secret lovers.
00:57:29Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am, uh, currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:45I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:13It trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash.
00:58:22But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center, slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:48I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey, are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot, I'm late.
00:59:47Brett.
00:59:49That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:11See what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag.
01:00:17I was looking for that.
01:00:19No problem.
01:00:23Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now.
01:00:35Otherwise, we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:50I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream.
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I-
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:26No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:44I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I-
01:01:46Lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:55Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They looked suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:28What? You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:55You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:04Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:15Your call.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know, I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before.
01:03:45Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were...
01:03:50When we were having...
01:03:55Bone sex.
01:03:57So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:07Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:13I'm being serious, too.
01:04:15Allison.
01:04:16Perfect.
01:04:16Just who you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:32Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:46Okay, Allison.
01:04:48Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:13Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:49Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character,
01:05:58I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:09You want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:15And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:23It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay, because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:29Ew.
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:32Yo, Allison.
01:06:34She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:45Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:47I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15What more money?
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:22Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:35Hey, that's enough!
01:07:37What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now.
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut.
01:07:47Okay, let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51All right.
01:07:52Are you sure you're out of here?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could have broken your hand.
01:08:02Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:07Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh,
01:08:16nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me out.
01:08:21Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:23Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:33In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38Remind you.
01:08:40Let's hide.
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:48Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh,
01:09:02doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:06No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:19Unless you are not assholes.
01:09:22Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food.
01:09:50It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:52I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:54I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:28Are you gonna help me?
01:10:34No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:42I'm so bad for you, I'm so bad for you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet.
01:10:59Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:06Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot, she bought it.
01:11:22With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer, look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's, that's not true.
01:11:35You know what, I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff, but only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh sweetie, it's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40You know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed from your position
01:13:12as captain of the cheerleader film.
01:13:14Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on, hold it.
01:13:23If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy,
01:13:29but they're right by me.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:37savior spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:49Not for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:25And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:37He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46Lock her up!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:14:51Lock her up!
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:17You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:30As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Artie's over.
01:15:44Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:19So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:34Woo!
01:16:35Yeah, the State University wins it all!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:55kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
01:17:06hey Allison
01:17:10the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:14hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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