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00:00Jupiter, you there?
00:02The game already started. Where are you?
00:08Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:12What the hell is Jupiter?
00:14We need you! Come on, bro!
00:16We're getting fucked over here.
00:20Don't you fucking dare!
00:27Fuck you, TJ!
00:28Hey guys, you still on?
00:30We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:33Again? You said you'd be on.
00:34Nah, don't slut shame me, Mars.
00:36You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:38Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:41Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:44For sure.
00:45You know me.
00:47Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:55Come on. You guys ready?
00:57Yeah, start it.
01:07Whoa, easy there.
01:09Oh, hi, TJ.
01:12Sorry, do I know you?
01:15No, well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:20TJ, are you serious right now?
01:22It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:25No, that's not at all.
01:27Leave the poor girl alone.
01:29She's clearly not into it.
01:32Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:35Oh.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:40I am so sorry about him.
01:43He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:46You're Charlotte, right?
01:48Tracy, oh my God, my best friend!
01:51You look so good.
01:54Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:58Leave her alone, Sadie.
02:00You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:03Don't worry.
02:05After football season is over, then he's going to put a label on it.
02:09I'll see you at practice.
02:11We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:16Aren't you two friends?
02:17We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:23How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:25You want to come over to my place?
02:28Please, please.
02:29I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:35Okay.
02:36Really?
02:37Yes!
02:43Hello?
02:48Tracy?
02:49Upstairs!
03:10Cory, is that you?
03:14Oh, shit!
03:18You okay?
03:25Two tackles in one day.
03:28Should join the football team.
03:30I'm so sorry.
03:31I'm not.
03:33Well,
03:34apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:38You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet,
03:42I wouldn't run into people as often.
03:45Right.
03:46Sorry.
03:47It's okay.
03:49I need to apologize.
03:51I just want to see your face.
03:55Not so bad, right?
04:00What the fuck is going on?
04:04Calm down.
04:06I was going to say hi.
04:08Okay, great.
04:10Now say bye.
04:13Bye.
04:16TJ!
04:22Hey, yo, Trace.
04:24Looking fine.
04:26Hey.
04:27So, uh,
04:29you ladies doing anything later tonight, or?
04:34Yeah, okay, bet.
04:35Yeah.
04:35Catch you later.
04:37Better look next time.
04:37Man, fuck you.
04:40Dog,
04:40I got news.
04:42Huge news.
04:43We got in the Strike From Above tournament.
04:46Holy shit, dude!
04:48Dude, that's huge!
04:49Right?
04:49Our first pro league.
04:51I mean,
04:52the sponsor's gonna be knocking down our doors,
04:54and it's in person, so...
04:55Finally get to meet Mars, man.
04:57I mean, you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this?
05:00Yeah, of course he will.
05:01We've been best friends with the guy for years.
05:03You more than me.
05:04And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse?
05:08Dude, this time's different, alright?
05:09We'll just...
05:09We'll tell him about the tournament.
05:10He'll be psyched.
05:11Just give him a chance.
05:12I don't wanna fuck up the friendship.
05:14Didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:16And Mars knows that.
05:21Alright, whatever the fuck.
05:22We'll do it your way.
05:24But the guy's your best friend.
05:26You text him about it.
05:28Alright.
05:29I'll text him.
05:34Uh, just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:38No, I know.
05:39My brother is a dipshit.
05:42A smart girl like you is, like, so out of his league.
05:46That's not true.
05:49But thanks.
05:51And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:54I don't do this a lot.
05:56What?
05:56Girl time?
05:58Friend time.
06:14You okay?
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yeah.
06:17I'm...
06:18No, but...
06:20I...
06:21I...
06:23Okay.
06:26So, there's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:32And...
06:33Well, we've never met in person.
06:35But he wants to.
06:37Tomorrow.
06:38Oh my god, what?
06:41Is he home?
06:42I don't know what he looks like.
06:44We met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:47I don't even know his real name.
06:49Okay.
06:50Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
06:54So you should say yes.
06:57Oh my god, girl, why not?
07:00Seriously.
07:02Because he thinks I'm a boy.
07:08I...
07:11I have simply too many questions.
07:16But first things first.
07:20We need to get you ready for this meet cue.
07:26First option.
07:28Go on.
07:30I kind of like this one.
07:32No, absolutely not.
07:36No.
07:37Absolutely not.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:39Yes.
07:40No.
07:40Trust me.
07:41See the vision.
07:43You look incredible.
08:10You look beautiful.
08:32wow tracy you took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:40i don't think i can do this to hell with sadie of course you can now go get your mystery
08:47man
09:11tj hey charlotte what are you what are you doing here is tracy with you yeah yeah tracy sent me
09:21to
09:21to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school okay yeah so that's
09:28the message i'm i'm just gonna gonna go
09:37hey wait you uh dropped your phone by the way you you look sorry i'm late did he show did
09:46who show
09:47mars
09:54sorry guys went home sick man i knew he would bail on us again
10:12okay spill how's your day mystery man um it didn't really happen what
10:26stop eavesdropping perv i can't believe mars bailed on us i told you he's never gonna show
10:34yo we should just register for the tournament as a duo
10:37well we're not a duo corey we're a team he would have showed up if you knew it was at
10:42stake
10:46what are you doing she's gonna tell him about the tournament if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:51we'll go from there
10:54we'll go from there
11:13we'll go from there
11:29hey can i um can i borrow you for a sec
11:41i know it's you
11:43mars
11:50yeah i have an extra phone charger
11:54it's inside
12:02i have so many questions starting with what the fuck followed by you're a girl
12:08and since when do pretty girls catfish people you think i'm pretty i have eyes
12:14okay even if you're way more tj's type than mine but wait is this whole thing just some evil
12:21elaborate plan to get closer to tj but like are you making a doll out of his hair or something
12:26what you know i i didn't know who you guys were until today and then when i saw tj standing
12:32there
12:33i just couldn't go through with it
12:36i mean you could have just told the truth
12:38it's not that simple
12:39you two have been my best friends for years
12:44my only friends
12:49do you hate me
12:52no
12:54no i'm glad to finally know who you are
12:59really
13:02yeah bring it in man
13:10mind interrupting something
13:16looks like you two are getting friendly
13:17no
13:19and we were just talking about how we're both um
13:22cancer sons
13:23yeah i mean we gotta hug out all this emotion
13:28i'm gonna go back outside but hey
13:29me you talk about moons later right
13:32mm-hmm
13:33yeah
13:39so what are you guys really talking about
13:41nothing
13:45secrets don't make friends charlotte
13:50you finally remember my name and now we're friends
13:54we were in my house right
13:57hanging out with my sister
14:00i like the new look by the way
14:04to be fair i liked your old look too
14:07you didn't know i existed until a day ago
14:11oh i saw you
14:14hiding in the corner
14:20i like that you're not hiding anymore
14:28char i should go
14:29are you coming back
14:32i gotta be home for dinner
14:47mars are there
14:50hello
14:54mars
14:57voice changer enabled
14:58mars
15:00jupiter
15:01hello
15:02thank god you're awake
15:04i went to a party
15:06the cops shut it down
15:07now i'm all wired and shit
15:09hold on i'm so mad at you
15:12i'm sorry i just
15:13i couldn't do it
15:16don't you want to know who we are
15:19i want to know who you are
15:25well
15:26maybe we've already met
15:31dude no way
15:34i would know you in a heartbeat
15:37i bet you can figure out who i am though
15:40come on take some guesses
15:45okay
15:48based on the clues that i've put together
15:52you're a jock
15:55athletic
15:56confident
15:57getting hotter
15:59hot for sure
16:00nice body
16:02nice smile
16:03uh what the fuck
16:09mars are you
16:10are you attracted to guys
16:13yeah
16:14yeah
16:16i'm gay
16:19oh dude
16:20is that why you didn't show
16:23man we don't care about that shit
16:25hell i'll fight anyone who does
16:28thanks jupiter
16:29yeah man
16:30of course
16:30it's
16:30that
16:31that's awesome
16:32you uh
16:33crushing on any guys at school
16:35i can help
16:37i'm chill with the drama club
16:38there's lots of
16:41cute guys in there
16:42oh
16:43thank you
16:44but i'm good
16:45i promise
16:50so how was this party
16:52i was
16:54weird
16:56i was trying to have a good time but feeling fucking lame
17:01and then i realized that
17:05there was someone i wanted to be there
17:09and she wasn't
17:12you were missing
17:15a girl
17:17yeah
17:20she's different from
17:21the ones i usually go for
17:24she's quiet
17:26shy
17:29i just
17:31makes me think there's a whole world inside of her you know
17:33and i just
17:35want to get her to let me in
17:39what you should do is get some sleep
17:44yeah you're probably right
17:46good night jupiter
17:47hey wait
17:48uh
17:48before you go
17:50you know
17:51tracy and
17:53tj
17:54they're not great
17:58they're having a party
17:58tomorrow night
17:59and uh
18:00neptune and i are going
18:03you should come
18:04we can
18:04we can run that meetup again
18:10i'll see what i can do
18:13all right
18:28are you still texting mystery man
18:32i wish you would just tell me who it is so i can help
18:35no i'm i'm still figuring out how to tell him
18:38okay do i have to say this again
18:40charlotte you are stunning
18:42if this crush doesn't work out you can have your pick of literally any guy here
18:53okay
18:54almost
18:55any guy
18:56well that is actually worth your time
19:00don't forget
19:02party planning at my place after school and we will try to steer clear
19:05of my man whore brother
19:26hey charlotte
19:28you uh looking for my sister
19:34she's not here
19:36practice is running long
19:39oh um
19:40i can wait
19:42i guess
19:50what are we playing
19:53strike from above
19:56you game
19:57and dabble
20:01you want to come dabble upstairs
20:09play around with me
20:10play around with me
20:14come on
20:30you okay
20:32yeah it's just
20:34i usually play on my computer
20:36yeah same here
20:38but uh
20:39this setup's better for co-op
20:40so
20:42so what do you say we uh
20:43run some duos and see what we're like as a team
20:49or we could do player versus player
20:53pvp
20:55i like your style
20:57but we should raise the stakes
21:00raise the stakes
21:01yeah
21:03the winner
21:04gets to ask the loser
21:06the question of their choosing
21:09nothing off limits
21:17you overthink a lot don't you
21:20you've always been like that
21:23i thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:29all right bye
21:33get your player
21:36i think i'm gonna go with her
21:44don't stop
21:51you should have parried there
21:55thank you
22:10don't stop
22:12yes
22:12wait what
22:13holy shit
22:15you beat me
22:17no
22:21hey
22:21maybe it's easier on the tv
22:24no way
22:25no i've only seen
22:26one other player
22:27pull that move
22:30i learned it on reddit
22:35okay
22:37and i guess you beat me
22:38fair and square
22:38so
22:40what's your question
22:47do you have a celebrity crush
22:48come on
22:49no softballs
22:51you gotta have a better one than that
22:56what
22:59we've gone to school together for years tj
23:02just cause you don't know anything about me doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
23:08ouch
23:11i guess i deserve it though
23:14i wish i had talked to you sooner
23:21so
23:21tell me
23:24what do you really want to know
23:29go on
23:31ask me
23:35do you have a crush on someone at our school
23:37yes
23:42ask me another
23:46who is she
23:49well that should be obvious
23:54i'm not very good at hiding
24:03those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:11ew tj
24:12why are your sex lights on
24:14they're not my se-
24:15um that's not what i was-
24:16oh my god tracy
24:17uh
24:18sharp why don't you head to my room
24:19and start making a playlist for tonight
24:21i will be
24:21right there
24:22yeah
24:23yeah okay
24:26are you alright
24:27oh yeah it's just a bruised ass
24:29i'll be fine
24:37you can literally go for any other girl
24:39why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:42historically because it pisses you off
24:45but this is different
24:47okay so that's it then
24:50you're admitting to liking charlotte
24:55what would you say if i was
24:59all i'm gonna say is
25:00i don't think she's interested
25:03is there someone else
25:06oh come on trace
25:07you don't have to tell me who
25:09just tell me if i'm wasting my time
25:12she's texting another guy
25:16fine
25:17then you have nothing to worry about
25:18right
25:20so remember that
25:21when she sleeps over tonight
25:23relax
25:25charlotte and i are just friends
25:28nothing more
25:48oh my god
25:49finally you look amazing
25:53happy official birthday
25:55thank you
25:56you
25:57need a drink
26:02who are you texting
26:03mars
26:04he said he might show up
26:06oh
26:07eddie now
26:08yep
26:26okay
26:28oh my god did you guys all just see that
26:30look at this little virgin
26:32she thinks tj's fuck me eyes are for her
26:34when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
26:37what are you guys talking about
26:39oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:43maybe play some spin the bottle
26:45but you can just watch virgin
26:48she can play
26:49stop being a bitch at my party sadie
26:51yeah
26:52i'll play charlotte please
27:01okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first
27:03and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:05obviously siblings can't kiss
27:07that's fucking gross
27:08but everyone else is fair game
27:11don't chicken out prude
27:19you know first big guy
27:25oh wow
27:27nice
27:28you ready for this
27:30just kiss me weirdo
27:41it's disgusting
27:42okay let's keep this moving
27:44tj it's your turn
27:53it's me
27:53no it's in the middle
27:56doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:09wow it's her first kiss
28:17can i kiss you?
28:18no it's in the middle
28:21you know that tj get to pick
28:21and that's why
28:22let's see you guys
28:34you know what's your turn
29:01TJ, what the hell was that?
29:08Nothing, just a game.
29:10Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:12That was like, softcore porn.
29:16Charlotte?
29:25Um, I'm going to be right back.
29:46It's me.
29:48Can I come in?
29:51Yeah.
29:57I don't know what to say.
30:00Just be honest with me.
30:03Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:08I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:09I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:17Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:19It's not what you think.
30:21You take it from me?
30:23There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:29Did something happen?
30:33Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:37She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
30:45Neither has TJ.
30:48So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
30:55So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:10Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:17Hey.
31:18I know what you're going to say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:22I was actually going to ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but I mean, yeah, dude, what the
31:27fuck?
31:28Like, especially after that kiss?
31:30It's not all right, bro.
31:32Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:33I would just do it.
31:35Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:38No, of course not.
31:39Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:41You know that.
31:44Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
31:46It's not just you and TJ anymore.
31:48He's my best friend's brother.
31:52Look, I know there is a lot on your plate, but if you don't tell TJ,
31:58I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:01What?
32:02Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:04But if you can't even be honest with your teammates, you can't be on the team.
32:14Bye, guys.
32:15Have a good night.
32:59TJ, what are you doing here?
33:00Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:02Is yours in here?
33:04My phone?
33:04It's in Tracy's room.
33:16Okay, you can turn around.
33:19Why did you just barge in here?
33:22Earlier.
33:25Was that really your first kiss?
33:30Hey, come on.
33:31You can tell me.
33:32Can I?
33:34I thought it was just a game to you.
33:35Yeah, well, I lied.
33:38My sister was right there.
33:43It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
33:47Not to me.
33:51Any of that kiss
33:54made me realize that
33:57all of your firsts,
34:00I want them to be with me.
34:09We shouldn't do this right now.
34:10It's late, okay?
34:11We should go to bed.
34:18Hello?
34:28Let me guess.
34:30Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:34And she locked her bedroom door?
34:36Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:39Guess you're stuck with me.
34:49TJ, we should really discuss
34:56sleeping arrangements.
34:59That one's easy.
35:01I have a bed.
35:02We both fit in it.
35:04Come soft.
35:08Don't you
35:10want to share a bed with me?
35:23Wait, what are you doing?
35:24I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:26You don't have to do that.
35:26I can sleep on the couch.
35:28Charlotte,
35:30I'm trying to be shameless here.
35:33But I want you.
35:39I want you to stay.
35:45Okay.
35:47I'll stay with you.
36:03Is that a girl like you?
36:04You get so into video games.
36:06Would you ask a boy that question?
36:09Come on.
36:12Okay.
36:16Video games give me the chance
36:18to be someone else.
36:21Someone braver.
36:25Making friends
36:26was harder for me than most people.
36:29I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:31There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:38The moment I laid eyes on you.
36:42I felt like I knew you.
36:47I can't explain it.
36:48It's like
36:49we weren't starting from the beginning.
36:54We were already close.
36:56You're someone I know
36:58I can trust completely.
37:00DJ, I...
37:01I really want to kiss you
37:02right now.
37:10Okay.
37:28I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:31No.
37:32No, it's not that.
37:34It's...
37:38It's just it's never felt like that before.
37:42Like what?
37:46Like I'm going to keep kissing you
37:47for the rest of my life.
37:55Can I just hold you?
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:10Yeah.
38:18I don't know.
38:41I don't know.
39:01Here.
39:03Our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament.
39:06TJ designed it.
39:08You wanted it to be a surprise for you.
39:11Actually, I'm going to tell him right now.
39:14As soon as he gets here.
39:16Good.
39:18Proud of you, dog.
39:20I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:24Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:30What's wrong with you?
39:32Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:35Here's your phone, Char.
39:37Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:40Tracy.
39:40Jupiter?
39:41Is that like a nickname?
39:43That's kinky.
39:44Wait, Jupiter?
39:45Like TJ's video game character?
39:48What do you mean, TJ's video game?
39:51Another tackle?
39:53Their time's the charm.
39:58Why is everyone by my locker?
40:00Oh my god, it's you.
40:02You're Jupiter.
40:05The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:18Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder
40:23than that.
40:23You're a catfish.
40:26Charlotte, is that true?
40:28No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:30I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:33And then you just kept lying to me.
40:34I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to, right now.
40:37That's why I was at your locker.
40:39Cory can back me up.
40:43Are you fucking kidding me?
40:45You knew.
40:47Dog, I found out myself, okay?
40:49And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
40:53So you were both in on it?
40:59You two deserve each other.
41:01TJ.
41:29TJ's not here.
41:30I know.
41:32He's at practice.
41:33I came to see you.
41:38It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
41:45But I lied to you, too.
41:49When you were nothing but nice to me.
41:53And so I just wanted to apologize.
41:59Even if you still hate me.
42:10Wait.
42:16I don't hate you.
42:19But I do appreciate the apology.
42:24All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:34And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
42:41His best friend.
42:45I know it seems like the world is over.
42:50But you can fix this.
43:11Voice changer disabled.
43:15TJ, are you there?
43:18Are you there?
43:23I don't want to talk, Mart.
43:27Charlotte.
43:28You don't have to say anything back.
43:29Just please, let me explain.
43:36When we first met years ago,
43:40I didn't have any friends.
43:45The only thing that I was good at was video games.
43:48But when I logged on, I was told to go away
43:51because I was a girl.
43:54And so I started using a voice changer.
43:59And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:04And it seemed harmless.
44:08And it was until it wasn't.
44:17I spent years
44:21liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:25And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:30And that's when I knew that I wasn't...
44:38But that doesn't matter anymore.
44:43All that I can hope for now
44:49is to get my best friend back.
45:03I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:06And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:10Will you be there?
45:13Please.
45:32Jupiter has left the chat.
45:54He's not coming out of his room.
45:56No.
45:56It's too late to register as a duo.
45:58Once they find out we're missing a member,
46:00they'll disqualify us.
46:01I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:03It's okay.
46:05The only pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:08How come here, you big doofus?
46:13What was that for?
46:15You were too sad.
46:17I don't like it.
46:19You have a credit card, don't you think?
46:24You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours.
46:32It's about time.
46:35We're good, man.
46:36I'm happy for you.
46:40Let's go in the car.
46:49I wish I could just hit reset.
46:52Start over like a video game.
46:54Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:00Last night you were about to say something.
47:03Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:06What was it?
47:07It doesn't matter.
47:08I think it does.
47:12Why?
47:19Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:24But losing my best friend.
47:28That almost killed me.
47:33Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:36I didn't have to pick.
47:44I want you in my life.
47:48Both of you.
47:49All of you.
47:55I love you, Charlotte.
48:01I love you, too.
48:18You ready to win this tournament?
48:21You're playing?
48:22Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:29Yeah.
48:32Yeah.
48:32Yeah, let's go win this.
48:34I'm pretty sure I already did.
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