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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:33The End
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:53Hey!
00:01:08Whoa!
00:01:49Come on.
00:02:10Come on! Come on! Get up!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge. And Deathstalker, too.
00:02:52And Deathstalker, too.
00:02:53I'll have my revenge.
00:03:22I'll have my revenge.
00:03:49Let me go! Let me go!
00:03:52Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar. I'm a seer. Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl. You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:13In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with a child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break. How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds. Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this. I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right. And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah, I'll be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry. Let's get her.
00:04:49No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:05He's gonna stop here permanent.
00:05:08You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy. I don't even know these guys.
00:05:46Hey, take it easy.
00:05:48Hey, take it easy.
00:05:49Hey, take it easy.
00:05:49Hey, take it easy.
00:05:49Hey, take it easy.
00:05:49Hey, take it easy.
00:05:50Hey, take it easy.
00:05:50Hey, take it easy.
00:05:50Hey, take it easy.
00:05:50Hey, take it easy.
00:05:52Hey, take it easy.
00:05:55Hey, take it easy.
00:05:56Hey, take it easy.
00:05:57Hey, take it easy.
00:05:58Hey, take it easy.
00:06:00Hey, take it easy.
00:06:01Hey, take it easy.
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:21Whoa!
00:06:23Oh, get some of them.
00:06:29Whoa!
00:06:31Whoa!
00:06:32Whoa!
00:06:33Whoa!
00:06:33Whoa!
00:06:35Oh, get some of them.
00:06:35Whoa!
00:06:36Whoa!
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me!
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess!
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:13Whoa!
00:07:15Whoa!
00:07:17Whoa!
00:07:18Whoa!
00:07:19Whoa!
00:07:20Whoa!
00:07:21Whoa!
00:07:23Whoa!
00:07:24Hmm, watch that, what's up?
00:07:27Whoa!
00:07:28Wooa!
00:07:29Come on,将тесь!
00:07:33Whoa!
00:07:37Whoa!
00:07:38advisor, roey?
00:07:43What, man?
00:07:46Whoa!
00:07:48Whoa!
00:07:50doin' Azure, Steve.
00:07:51Ah!
00:07:52Let's go there.
00:07:53Come on.
00:08:18Let's go, sir.
00:08:28What are you doing?
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:56Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Are you hunting men?
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gaining!
00:10:47You're good!
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:12Ya! Ya!
00:11:14Ya!
00:11:17Ya!
00:11:18Ya!
00:11:20Ya!
00:11:21Ya!
00:11:21Ya!
00:11:22Ya!
00:11:22Ya!
00:11:25Ya!
00:11:30Ya!
00:11:35Ya!
00:11:36Ya!
00:11:38Ya!
00:11:39Ya!
00:11:39Ya!
00:11:40Ya!
00:11:40Ya!
00:11:43Yeah!
00:11:45Think we finally lost them.
00:11:49Starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods.
00:11:58here try it it's my specialty oh your specialty huh like it
00:12:17thank you that was great great boy you must have really been hungry
00:12:21mm-hmm more oh no couldn't eat another bite couldn't eat another bite I know it
00:12:28kind of messed things up for you before excuse me just struck me funny but I'm
00:12:37willing to make it up to you I'm listening I can tell your future no
00:12:42really I'm a seer it's a gift I've had since childhood okay things can't get
00:12:48much worse I guess shoot spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:55I want to keep that to a minimum I see you embarking on a heroic quest it shall
00:13:04become legend and storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through
00:13:09the ages well I sure hope they get my name right an image is coming to me yes I
00:13:16see it so clear a young woman no a princess a princess she rich she's
00:13:24calling to you help me help me Deathstalker only you can save me she's in
00:13:31trouble oh big trouble a matter of life or death what I see someone else dark and
00:13:41evil this is bad this is real bad the princess is being imprisoned by Jerak an
00:13:48evil sorcerer are there any other kind he's also a great swordsman even greater
00:13:55than Deathstalker better than me wait he's laughing at you come and get me Deathstalker if you dare
00:14:05what this sorcerer where do I find him in the land of Jafir where the hell is that oh it's
00:14:13a long and
00:14:13perilous journey oh figures many dangers witches dragons ogres let's get down on the
00:14:19tourist trade you shall confront them all emerge victorious and reap a fabulous
00:14:25reward the all-seeing eye never lies and this is gonna get me into the legends right up there with
00:14:33Conan
00:14:33oh whoa whoa sorry you all right yes what about the reward when I know more you know more
00:14:47well that settles it then I'm out of here where are you going let's go I'm not getting any younger
00:14:54you
00:14:54go to Jafir now you got it sis wait a minute well wait a minute there's still more soup
00:15:21next
00:15:26have you found the princess yet I'm working on it she won't get far
00:15:31you should have never let her escape she might come back and take a throw
00:15:37a waif pretending to be a princess who would believe it why don't you just kill her
00:15:46Evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:57unfortunately I haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:03in other words if she dies
00:16:07you die but once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula
00:16:11I can duplicate anyone then eliminate the original now my dear please run along these brief practice
00:16:18sessions are the only leisure I allow myself and I enjoy them so much more alone
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber wait as you wish my dear as you wish next
00:16:40Sultana you know how I hate standing in line you look marvelous lovely as a rose we can dispense with
00:16:48the pleasantries if you don't mind after what you've done to me I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure whatever
00:16:54do you mean my dear you never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up
00:16:59on the throne without my help let alone get rid of the real one you were paid handsomely I did
00:17:04not come here to the throne of my
00:17:05I don't bicker with you Jerak my dear I have a proposition for you you wish to have the princess
00:17:10Evie return to you
00:17:11I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer
00:17:20Chin the one eye the man's a second-rate amateur
00:17:24in any event you will assist him Evie is mine and the meddler
00:17:29death stalker
00:17:30death stalker
00:17:33oh very well he's yours enjoy
00:17:35done
00:17:38always a pleasure Sultana
00:17:40likewise I'm sure
00:17:41next
00:18:11which way oh mighty Oracle
00:18:13why do they call you the prince of thieves
00:18:17some the best but you're not a
00:18:19which way
00:18:21the west road
00:18:23are you sure
00:18:24absolutely the crystal ball never lets me down
00:18:27the west road
00:18:29you sure about that
00:18:31west road
00:18:34if you had the chance to marry a real princess
00:18:36would you do it
00:18:37no I wouldn't
00:18:38why not
00:18:39because being a princess brings out the worst
00:18:42always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off
00:19:02give it to me Chin what do you got
00:19:04death stalker's as good as in the grave
00:19:06look sailor don't carve a tombstone so readily
00:19:10he has as many lives as a cat
00:19:12and remember the last one belongs to me
00:19:16if he's made of flesh and blood
00:19:18he can die
00:19:19never underestimate the strength of an enemy
00:19:22especially an accomplished fighter like stalker
00:19:25you telling me how to do my job Sultana
00:19:27just giving you some friendly advice
00:19:29well keep it to yourself
00:19:30I'll bring stalker to you on a platter
00:19:33like a piece of raw meat
00:19:35oh yeah
00:19:36yeah I've got just the butchers to do it
00:19:40say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold the mad Prussian
00:19:43solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky
00:19:51five years on the Genghis Khan strike force part-time consultant to Attila the Hun
00:19:55next John the Baptist Bombasso drowning the specialty
00:20:00beside him Nick the Crippler of Kashmir
00:20:03I think his name says it all
00:20:04and last but not least a real find
00:20:07Buddy Footstool Rosa
00:20:09only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality
00:20:16still skeptical you bet I am
00:20:21suit yourself
00:20:23come on boys
00:20:33okay men let him have it
00:20:44most men but don't kill not yet
00:21:38I think we better find another way
00:21:40oh really you think so West Road right
00:21:47You tell me you're the seer where they're trying to kill us
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us. They could have done it way back down the road
00:21:58No, they're there after something
00:22:00You sure you're telling me everything I told you it was gonna be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches ogres all that bad stuff
00:22:14You and your visions
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy
00:22:23Where you going?
00:22:25Just stay put
00:22:26I want to help
00:22:27You've done plenty already
00:22:35That'll be fine boys, save your arrows
00:22:58All right
00:23:01Mom
00:23:02All right
00:23:04I've had that one
00:23:05All right
00:23:13I've had a good chance of making this up
00:23:13There's a lot of positives
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:59Stalker? Stalker!
00:24:27Stalker!
00:24:35Throw your sword down or I'll cut her pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:11This Stalker?
00:25:12You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This Stalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:28You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:47What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:05give it to you.
00:26:19You're here.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:27I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:26:29I'm not sure why you're doing well.
00:26:31I'm not sure why you're doing well.
00:26:32I've done good news, or not.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker?
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:41My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:45You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerick.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once.
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer, so if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement
00:30:20to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:44Ah!
00:30:49Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:30:59Stalker!
00:31:02Stalker!
00:31:13Stalker!
00:31:15Ah!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:23Father!
00:31:53Tucker!
00:31:53No!
00:31:54No!
00:31:55No!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:03Tucker!
00:32:04Tucker!
00:32:06Get out of here!
00:32:08Ah!
00:32:13Gosh, I'll leave you alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming!
00:32:22I'm coming!
00:32:34Yep, yep!
00:32:36Come on, yep!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards! Guards!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad, police party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:54I won't bite.
00:33:59No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:05No!
00:34:07No!
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00:35:09No!
00:35:13No!
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00:35:16No!
00:35:21No!
00:35:24No!
00:35:31No!
00:35:32No!
00:35:38Stalker, is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Bagot, turn west at a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry riverbed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains!
00:36:14Okay! There ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road, no surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises!
00:36:22No surprises? Some oracle you turned out to be!
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad!
00:36:28Ah, why I oughta...
00:36:36Rough crowd!
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking. Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me...
00:36:55Silence! Haven't we met before?
00:36:58No, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot. Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps, and burns our crops, and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me? A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But my name is Rina. Rina the Seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah. Her name's Rina, alright. Rina the Seer. Rina the Liar.
00:37:28Oh, well. Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah. Uh, well...
00:37:33Now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding, and we're all friends again...
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:42The girl may go.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:49So, you, you have heard of me?
00:37:50Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23This is a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on. Come on. Let's get going. Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay, okay. I don't want to stop shouting.
00:38:38Let's get in the ring.
00:38:41Let's get in the ring.
00:38:41Jeff Stalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws,
00:38:45we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent
00:38:52in this contest
00:38:53shall be none other than Gargo.
00:38:56Our fiercest warrior
00:38:58and my champion I could beat her with my eyes
00:39:07you should keep at least one eye open
00:39:24What are you talking about? What?
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death!
00:39:55Naturally
00:39:58Now mercy!
00:40:01Well, may the best man...
00:40:07Skip it
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:17That's a nice outfit. Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right, come on!
00:40:32Go!
00:40:35Go!
00:40:37Go!
00:40:37Go!
00:40:40Go!
00:40:41Go!
00:40:41Go!
00:40:42Go!
00:40:43Go!
00:40:45Go!
00:40:53And stay down!
00:40:55Go!
00:40:57Come on!
00:40:59Go!
00:41:04Go!
00:41:08Go!
00:41:10Go!
00:41:11Go!
00:41:18Go!
00:41:24Go!
00:41:30Go!
00:41:34Go!
00:41:35Go!
00:41:38Go!
00:41:41Go!
00:41:42Go!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:52Lots of hair!
00:41:54Nots the hair!
00:41:55Oh, God!
00:41:59Anything doesn't happen!
00:42:05Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have a strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:55I got to stand her.
00:43:03Get her!
00:43:10I got to stand her.
00:43:16Get her!
00:43:17Get her!
00:43:20No!
00:43:22No!
00:43:22No!
00:43:23No!
00:43:25Oh, no.
00:43:26Oh, no.
00:43:33Oh.
00:43:38This is what I want to know.
00:43:39Putty in my hand.
00:43:41Putty in my hand.
00:43:47Oh, my God.
00:44:13No, no!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing? This is a fight to the death!
00:45:08Kill her!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:23That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich.
00:45:51Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell am I saying?
00:46:28Kitty, darling.
00:46:30I'm kidding.
00:46:30I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me.
00:46:34Kitty, darling.
00:46:35Jerk.
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:25Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:49:01There he is.
00:49:05Nothing was done.
00:49:06We found Death Stopper.
00:49:07All the drugs should be documented.
00:49:07We found Death Stopper.
00:49:07We found Death Stopper.
00:49:07Don't go back to death.
00:49:08We found Death.
00:49:10Do not go back to death.
00:49:10We drink them to your magnificent battle tonight and the magnificent battle yet to come which one's that
00:49:28Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away
00:49:35Just wait here one minute. Don't go away
00:49:49Stalker
00:49:50Just think I love making tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire
00:50:00Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy
00:50:05Sounds good to me
00:50:07Tomorrow my servant will awaken us at dawn
00:50:10You gotta be kidding after that fight. I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in. Oh, no, that's not
00:50:16possible
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed a daybreak ceremony. What's our our wedding ceremony?
00:50:32Oh shit
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago. Thanks
00:50:59I
00:50:59Don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap
00:51:04No, I didn't think so
00:51:20Ah
00:51:21Ah now that you're up your royal highness there are matters we need to discuss
00:51:27Yeah, you're the one who helped Jeraf in all the excitement
00:51:30We never really did have a chance to sit down and talk, but now we can fix all that
00:51:35Where's death stalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh
00:51:40I can think of lots of reasons
00:51:42Here's one
00:51:46I'll never talk
00:51:49And do you know why Jeraf needs to keep me alive
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you say up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive
00:52:01now?
00:52:02Now where is death stalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back
00:52:09By popular demand
00:52:10Get up
00:52:14When you came back
00:52:15Wait
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:26God!
00:52:27I couldn't have my life
00:52:28You came back
00:52:29And put your feet up
00:52:33Tell me
00:52:34But what?
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:08Agh!
00:53:11Agh!
00:53:23Agh!
00:53:25Agh!
00:53:26Agh!
00:53:29Agh!
00:53:32Agh!
00:53:38Agh!
00:53:41Agh!
00:53:45Agh!
00:53:47Agh!
00:53:48Stalker!
00:53:52Agh!
00:53:57Agh!
00:54:00Agh!
00:54:00Agh!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:24Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:21The wind.
00:56:25Friend of yours?
00:56:26Mr. Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:38Stop.
00:56:39I've got a feeling.
00:56:40Don't say it.
00:56:41Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:47Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:52Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servants' entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:12Ah!
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no.
00:58:59I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:18I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you,
00:59:56but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny,
01:00:03because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say,
01:00:07would you mind, uh,
01:00:08calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them,
01:00:15it's gonna be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But she sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:50I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:05Oh.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:10Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mind-stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43Oh, it was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05quick griping.
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:24Yeah.
01:02:25That's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:51Oh!
01:02:52Oh!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:56Oh!
01:02:57Oh!
01:02:58Oh!
01:02:59Oh!
01:02:59Oh!
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:05Oh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:15Oh!
01:03:22Oh!
01:03:23Huh?
01:03:24Oh!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:45Let's go.
01:04:08Let's go.
01:04:39Let's go.
01:04:40Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:05:00I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:29I'll be there.
01:05:30Come on.
01:05:30Come on.
01:05:32Come on.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:38Come on.
01:05:40Come on.
01:05:40Throne room is that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47I can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:49Oh.
01:06:19Oh.
01:06:57Oh.
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:04You bitch.
01:07:07Oh.
01:07:14Oh.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:17Oh.
01:07:42Still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:44Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:36Ahh!
01:08:38Ahh!
01:08:45Ahh!
01:08:48Ahh!
01:09:04Uh!
01:09:11Uh!
01:09:17Aah!
01:09:19Aah!
01:09:21Aah!
01:09:24Aah!
01:09:26Aahh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:29Oh!
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:40Yeah!
01:09:41Oh!
01:09:58Oh!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:36Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:56Oh!
01:10:57Oh!
01:11:13Oh!
01:11:15Oh!
01:11:15Oh!
01:11:16Oh!
01:11:19Oh!
01:11:20Oh!
01:11:21Yeah!
01:11:21Mm-hm!
01:11:23A-AN!
01:11:24Do you have to?
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35It's ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:52for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:57And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now,
01:12:18players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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