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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:08the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:44I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you.
04:49Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burt!
07:38I don't know.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping-orcer?!
08:06WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28It's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:11Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore. Spread your
12:02legs for some stray dog!
12:05Huh.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss? Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More. Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:52It's my first time meeting daddy. It's my first time meeting daddy.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:28I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:28I will... devour you.
15:30I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:53I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:13Please.
16:15I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:21Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:58Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:07He's just a loser.
18:10I don't want to go.
18:13To be honest.
18:18You've got a pistol.
18:18It's a horror walk.
18:19You've got a pistol.
18:19He's just a little more.
18:20You've got a pistol.
18:24Well, he'll get it.
18:24You've got a pistol.
18:25I've got a pistol.
18:26Just a pistol.
18:26Just a pistol.
18:27I can't go.
18:28You won't bite me.
18:28I can't go.
18:28I can't go.
18:46my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:35leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in
20:10some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:33you're in hades territory asshole
20:48poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:39in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
22:56and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact
23:16now tell them poseidon's back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:36serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:43lilly
26:43lilly
26:44lilly
26:44lilly
26:44lilly
26:46lilly
26:46lilly
26:47lilly
26:49lilly
27:05lilly
27:06lilly
27:07lilly
27:07lilly
27:35lilly
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose
27:48Shut up and go, now
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want, my pack tears you both apart
28:10Run all you want
28:10Ooh, no
28:25Ooh
28:29Ooh
28:30Ooh
28:35Früh
28:36Ooh
28:38Ooh
28:39Ooh
28:39Ooh
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:40You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23Lily, you can turn around now.
30:28Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn, you take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You?
32:55In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:28Get it!
33:35No!
33:40No!
33:43No!
33:44No!
33:44No!
33:45No!
33:45No!
33:46No!
33:47No!
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01beside his warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards no matter how strong you
34:45are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling things might turn
34:52around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack
35:07look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
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