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مسلسل The Last Man on Earth مترجم - Episode 4
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00:00ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:03أعرف
00:03أعرف؟
00:05أعرف؟
00:05أعتقد أن هذا الوصول الوصول
00:06سيكون مباشرة
00:08ولكنه مباشرة
00:09ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:11ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:19أهلا؟
00:21أهلا هنا؟
00:34عندما تتت шт police
00:37ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:46درجمة نانسي قنقر
00:53أخبرناaware
00:54عندما تخ Abade بطاة
00:57أعتقد انحظelas
00:58لئ rah یا
00:59choisدم هاك
00:59هل يمكنك أن تبعيه؟ هناك أخرى!
01:02نعم. نعم. نعم. نعم.
01:05نعم. نعم. نعم.
01:11ما؟
01:12ماذا؟
01:13نعم. نعم.
01:15نعم. نعم.
01:17نعم. نعم.
01:27نعم.
01:28نعم.
01:28نعم.
01:29نعم.
01:29من slimه هذه إسراءة بأسفيلة في الويل ملايين
01:30but I feel like Imelda Marcos
01:33back here
01:34I'm Carol by the way
01:35that's Phil
01:37I'm Melissa
01:38what brings you to Arizona
01:39oh you know
01:41the unbearable heat
01:43lack of water
01:43see that's the exact reason
01:46why I wouldn't want to come
01:48but
01:48no I saw these billboards
01:49that said Alive in Tucson
01:50so I decided to give it a shot
01:52those are Phil's
01:53oh yeah
01:53you did those
01:54that was a really smart idea
01:57I mean
01:57whatever
01:59I wish you would have put your address on them though
02:01I've been here two weeks just driving around
02:05You've been here for two weeks?
02:06So you were here before me?
02:09That's funny
02:10Yeah, Phil, you should have put your address on the sign
02:14Yep, should have done that
02:15Eh, it's okay though
02:17A couple days here, a couple days there
02:20It would have really been different
02:22Yeah
02:23Except you could have been a guest at our wedding
02:26Oh, you guys are married?
02:28Yep, tied the knot
02:31Well, wait, you've known each other like a week, right?
02:34Yeah
02:34Wow, you guys don't mess around
02:37Yes, we do
02:38Carol
02:39We had an awkward patch at first
02:42But we have been really chilling lately
02:45It's not uncommon for us to finish each other's
02:49That's a cool function
02:51So when Carol says marriage
02:52Sentences
02:53The little window went up
02:55Did you guys see that?
02:56Ha
02:57Yeah, we're literally in the honeymoon phase
02:59We're trying to have a baby
03:00So you know what that means
03:02Non-stop
03:03Oh, the window's going up again
03:05Wait, am I pushing the window?
03:07I'm not pushing it
03:10So, uh, this is Shea Phil
03:13Wow
03:17Holy crap, is that water lilies?
03:19Yep
03:20It's stolen
03:21Phil stole all of this
03:24Well, is it really stealing if there are no people left?
03:26That's what I said
03:29Well, I could really use some rest
03:30Where should I stay?
03:31Oh, you should probably stay right here, right?
03:32You know, it's probably good to have somebody watching over you
03:35In case you got a concussion or something
03:37I don't have a concussion
03:39That's what people always say when they got a little concussion brewing
03:41I definitely don't have one
03:42Think about it
03:45So, can I just take any house, or?
03:47Well, this one's Phil's
03:49And mine's the one across the street with the broken door
03:54Phil broke it
03:55I'm going to fix your door, Carol
03:57Well, he's not very handy
03:59So, I'm not going to hold my breast
04:02Breath
04:03Why would I hold my breath?
04:05I would die
04:05Carol, why would you hold your breast?
04:07It's holding your breath
04:08Because there's danger if you hold your breath
04:10I wouldn't, that's what I'm saying
04:12So, the house with the broken door is yours
04:14Yeah
04:15But every other one is available
04:18I would avoid the white one
04:19Because Phil uses the pool as a toilet
04:22Carol
04:22What? It's the truth
04:24You know, she just got here
04:26It's...
04:27But the toilet pool's the first thing you showed me
04:29But, yeah, but you don't have to tell her
04:31You know, the...
04:32Okay, okay, I'm sorry
04:32I shouldn't have put Phil's business out on the streets
04:36But don't go swimming in there
04:37I'll try to resist the urge
04:39Yeah
04:40Thanks
04:42You go have yourself a good snooze, okay?
04:44And when you wake up, why don't you drop by for dinner?
04:47Dinner's a great idea
04:48Oh, yeah, you come too, Carol, sure
04:51I still can't believe this
04:52This is...
04:54Never thought I'd see people again
04:56And you two sure are
05:00People
05:01Come here
05:03Oh
05:05Hey, I want to get in on this
05:15Okay
05:15Okay, that's my limit, probably
05:17Okay
05:18All right
05:19Thanks
05:22She's nice
05:23I like her
05:24Yeah
05:26And voila
05:28There you have it
05:29The world famous Philbesian casserole
05:31So what's in that?
05:33Well, you got your raisin balls
05:34Canned tomato sauce
05:36Mint chutney
05:36And then potato chips for a mouthfeel
05:39You want to try some?
05:41Yes
05:42Okay
05:42I'll get all that tomato sauce and the...
05:46Mm-hmm
05:47It's a juicy one
05:49Oh, yeah
05:54Uh-huh
05:55I knew you'd love it
05:57Mm-hmm
06:00Phil, what's taking you so long?
06:03Be right now
06:04He's probably deciding between his cargo shorts and his sweatpants
06:08I'm predicting cargo shorts
06:10But you never know with Phil
06:12Could be sweatpants too, I don't know
06:14Hello, ladies
06:23Phil Miller, what's gotten into you?
06:26I don't know what you're talking about, Carol
06:28Just coming down for dinner as I do
06:31So you got rid of the beard?
06:32Yes, I did
06:33Oh, that was kind of cool
06:36You did?
06:36Oh
06:37Yeah
06:38Your chin is too pointy
06:40You just need something to smooth it out
06:43You feel this, Amy?
06:44Yeah, you look smaller
06:45Weaker
06:47Okay
06:48Who do you look like?
06:50Quentin Tarantino
06:51Uh, okay
06:52Yeah, yeah
06:53I don't see that
06:54Katie Lang
06:55Oh, Katie
06:55It's Katie Lang
06:56Isn't it?
06:57Katie Lang, the female country singer
06:59Mm-hmm
07:00Yeah
07:01Well, I like it
07:02Well, you don't have to look at it
07:05I guess I don't
07:06Uh, shall we eat?
07:19So, uh, tell us more about yourself
07:22Who is Melissa, what's your last name?
07:24Sharp
07:25Sharp?
07:26Sharp
07:28Sharp
07:29Sharp
07:31Beautiful name
07:33So who is Melissa Sharp?
07:35What makes her tick?
07:37Well, I grew up in Akron
07:38Ohio
07:40Yes
07:40And then went to UNLV
07:42Go running Rebels
07:45Yep, that's the mascot
07:46I know it well
07:47I know it well
07:49Our mascot was St. Peter
07:52I went to a Catholic university
07:55He was fierce
07:59Go on
08:01Well, I was a real estate agent
08:03So if you're looking to move
08:04Right now is the buyer's market
08:09That's very funny
08:09That's a good joke
08:11No, but it's been weird
08:12It's been hard
08:13No, no, no, I know
08:14We shouldn't joke about that
08:15But we have to laugh about it
08:16Best medicine
08:17Gotta laugh
08:18Gotta joke about it
08:19Yeah
08:19Yeah
08:20Hey, I just want to apologize
08:22For smashing up your limo
08:23I feel just awful about that
08:25Oh, don't even worry about it
08:27I don't care about that thing
08:27You sure?
08:29Now, if it had been my old VW bug
08:30We would have had a problem
08:31Wait, you used to have a VW bug?
08:33Yeah
08:33I used to have a VW bug
08:35You did?
08:35Yeah, I did
08:37That's such a fun thing to have in common
08:39Couple of bug owners here
08:41Yeah
08:41Which one did you have?
08:47Okay, well, full disclosure
08:49It was actually my buddy's sister's bug
08:52And it was a Jetta
08:53But, uh, God
08:55I locked some serious hours in there
08:57Love those things
08:59Great cars
09:00Yeah
09:02So, uh, Melissa
09:04Were you married
09:05In the old world?
09:07Yes, I was married once
09:09To a jerk named Greg
09:12Cheated on me with a cop
09:14Freaking cheaters
09:16I'm so sorry you went through that
09:17No, I mean, it was all for the best
09:19He wasn't my type anyway
09:21And what is your type?
09:23He's a man's man
09:24A provider
09:27Duly noted
09:30Um
09:30Yeah, for Carol
09:32You know
09:33Trying to make myself a better husband
09:35For that woman
09:35And you should
09:37Because Carol, you seem like a really great lady
09:40Thank you
09:42And I think Greg's crazy
09:44Because you, Melissa
09:45Are a catch
09:46Like a Moby Dick sized catch
09:48Moby Dick?
09:50Try Moby Double Dick
09:51Well, I'm gonna
09:52Get to bed
09:54Thank you
09:55Dinner was
09:57Thank you
09:58Walk you home?
09:59I'm good
10:00How about another group hug?
10:01Rain check
10:03Well, I'm gonna collect
10:05Believe you me
10:06Like a tax man
10:08Collecting hug tax
10:10I will collect
10:13So
10:13You ready to take the train
10:15To repopulation station?
10:17Without your beard
10:19You're like a whole new man
10:20It's like I'm cheating on my husband
10:22Which I would never, ever do
10:24Yeah
10:25Uh
10:25Look, I'm sorry, Carol
10:27I really don't feel like it tonight
10:29I think I ate something
10:30That didn't agree with me
10:31Oh
10:34Is it diarrhea?
10:36Carol, can we please
10:37Not talk about this?
10:38Bill, I'm your wife
10:39And I want you to know
10:40That you can always tell me
10:42About your diarrhea
10:43Carol
10:44You can
10:44And I'll tell you
10:45If I ever have it
10:47It's part of the deal
10:48It's why people get married
10:49So we can tell each other
10:51Stuff like that
10:52Carol, look
10:52I don't have diarrhea, okay?
10:54My stomach is just upset
10:56But I promise you
10:57As your husband
10:58The moment I have diarrhea
10:59I will march on over to your house
11:01And tell you all about it
11:03And I look forward to hearing about yours
11:05Promise?
11:06I promise
11:07Okay
11:11Hey, Phil
11:12What?
11:14Are you attracted to Melissa?
11:18Honestly?
11:21No
11:28Okay
11:35Phil
11:38Come here
11:40I want to show you something
11:49This way
12:06Hi, Phil
12:07Guess what I have
12:08Starts with a D
12:09And I'm
12:10You get the diarrhea
12:11I don't need it
12:13I don't need it
12:13Ah!
12:23Come in
12:27Oh, hey, Melissa
12:29What can I do you for?
12:31Can you come with me?
12:33Yeah, hang on one sec
12:35Almost done with my set
12:36Gonna get those reps in
12:38Ha!
12:40391
12:42392
12:46393
12:48393
12:49393
12:50That's my number
12:51Let's do it
12:57Phil, what is this?
12:59I don't know
13:00Must be from the Volkswagen ferry
13:04No biggie
13:04You know, I felt bad about the limo
13:06And so I made right
13:07That's how I do
13:08I'm a provider like that
13:11You really don't have to do that
13:13I don't do things
13:14Because I have to
13:14Phil
13:16Can I see you for a second?
13:18Sure, Carol
13:19Anything for you
13:20So devoted to her
13:23Phil!
13:24I said I'm coming, Carol
13:28You shouted?
13:30You bought Melissa a car?
13:31Yeah, Carol
13:32I smashed up her limo
13:33So you have all the time to do that
13:36But you couldn't take the time
13:37To fix my door?
13:38Carol
13:39This door is broken in a way
13:40That cannot be fixed
13:41Okay, it was broken from the start
13:43So maybe it's time to think about moving on
13:46Phil
13:47When something's broken
13:48You don't just throw it away
13:49Okay, you work on it
13:51And you fix it
13:52Fine, Carol
13:53I'll fix the stupid door
13:55Fine
13:55Fine
13:56Fine
13:56Fine
13:57Fine
13:57Fine
13:58Ah
14:05Locked in a pretty serious battle
14:07With Carol's door
14:08Gonna pop down to the hardware store
14:09Pick up some supplies
14:11Gonna get some two-bys
14:12Some four-bys
14:13Nails for sure
14:14A Wilson Phillips head screwdriver
14:16A what?
14:17A Wilson Phillips head screwdriver
14:18You mean a Phillips head screwdriver
14:21Wilson Phillips was a band
14:24They named a band after a screwdriver
14:26Cool
14:27Well, uh
14:27Catch you on the flippity
14:31Pick up a shirt while you're at it
14:35Yeah, so
14:36That's the wedding scrapbook
14:38Wish there were
14:39Actual pictures
14:41But
14:42I like the illustrations
14:44Thank you
14:45Yeah, I took a class
14:46From a police sketch artist once
14:48His drawings led to the capture
14:50Of the Green River Killer
14:53Well, it really shows
14:56Hey, I was wondering
14:57Why don't you and Phil
14:58Live in the same house?
15:00He likes to have a little buffer
15:02But why?
15:03You're his wife
15:05Well, to be honest
15:07We only got married to repopulate
15:09Because I didn't want bastard children
15:12And I gotta give him credit
15:14I mean, he could have walked away
15:16Most men would probably think
15:18I was crazy for wanting to be married
15:21Do you think I'm crazy?
15:23Carol, no
15:24I mean, do you know how I've spent the last year of my life?
15:27I've been driving around the country
15:29Going to different coffee shops
15:30Just sitting there
15:32Reading old magazines
15:33With my little cup
15:34And I'd write my name on it
15:36And misspell it
15:38Just to feel normal
15:41Well, I'll go have coffee with you
15:44I'd like that
15:47What?
15:48Is that me?
15:50Yeah
15:50I just got here yesterday
15:53Oh, yeah
15:53That's one thing they teach you in the class
15:55You have to sketch fast
15:56Or the killer could kill again
15:59Right
16:00Yeah
16:09How's it coming?
16:10Oh, hey
16:11It's going insanely good
16:14Insanely good
16:15Yeah, looks like it
16:16Well, there's an easy fix for that
16:18You know, you just
16:19Throw a little nail in there
16:21Like so
16:24I got my thumb there
16:25Are you okay?
16:28No, I'm good
16:28I'm good
16:29I'm doing great
16:30And how are you doing?
16:32I was just wanting to invite you and Carol over
16:34Later, if you're free
16:35I hooked up my fridge to a little generator
16:37And have some beers chilling
16:39Well, that'd be great
16:40You know, I'll definitely pass that on to Carol
16:54It's too bad Carol couldn't come
16:56Yeah
16:57Yeah
16:57Diarrhea
16:59She takes a lot of chances in the kitchen
17:01But I don't mention it to her, okay?
17:03She gets real embarrassed
17:09Can I confess something to you?
17:11Yeah, of course
17:13When I first met you guys
17:15I liked Carol immediately
17:17But I was a little
17:22Unclear on you
17:25Unclear in what way?
17:26There was a weird
17:28Weird energy
17:29At first
17:31What?
17:34That's crazy
17:34What?
17:35But then I talked to Carol
17:36And she told me more about your situation
17:38And I realized
17:39I might have
17:40You know
17:41Just
17:42Misjudged you
17:43So I'm sorry
17:45Yeah, you misjudged me
17:46Because I'm not
17:47That's weird
17:48You were unclear on that
17:48But
17:49He said I was sorry
17:50No, no, no, no
17:51I'm saying
17:52Thanks for saying it
17:53It takes a big person
17:54To say sorry
17:56And that's a cool gesture
17:58And you know
17:58Especially when you're wrong
17:59Like that
18:00So
18:01Hey
18:02Cheers to that though
18:02So happy that
18:04You misjudged me
18:05And I think I'm
18:06Great
18:12Oh, you need to get another beer
18:13You want another beer?
18:15Well, pretty tipsy already
18:16But why not?
18:18One more
18:19One more beer
18:19One more
18:19Will kill me
18:22God
18:24Two years
18:26Such a long time
18:28Yeah
18:30I get so lonely, you know
18:33Yeah
18:34I guess it's just that I'm
18:36And I really hate this word
18:37But there's no other way to say it
18:38I'm horny
18:42I'm so horny, Phil
18:46Hmm
18:46I mean, if something like this happens
18:48You realize how necessary
18:49It is to be
18:51You know
18:51Just touched
18:52And held
18:53And kissed
18:55I would saw off my right arm
18:57To make out with a dude
18:58I would too
18:59I would too
19:00It's natural
19:00You know, that's why I'm so happy
19:02For you and Carol
19:03No, but
19:04I mean, I know that it's not perfect
19:05Between you guys
19:06But at least you have each other
19:07Yeah, but
19:08I mean
19:09And I respect that
19:11But God
19:12I just want to get laid
19:16Sorry, that was inappropriate
19:17No, no, no
19:18Shouldn't be talking to a married man
19:19Like that
19:19Oh, no, no, no
19:20Don't beat yourself up about that
19:22It's just my luck
19:22The only man left on the face of the earth
19:25And he's married
19:27He doesn't have to be
19:30What?
19:32I gotta go have a quick talk with Carol
19:34And I'll be right back
19:39Carol?
19:41Coming in!
19:48Carol
19:49Hi, Phil
19:50I have something really important
19:51I need to talk to you about
19:52Okay, hold on
19:53Just putting the finishing touches
19:55On this project
19:56I really need to talk to you
19:57About this marriage
19:58And done
20:00I think you're really gonna like it
20:01It's for my door
20:03Oh, no
20:04Home of Carol
20:05Bobasian Miller
20:08Hey, look, Phil
20:09I know it can be an annoying job at times
20:13To fix the door
20:15But I thought this could help
20:17It's just a reminder that I'm rooting for you
20:19And I believe in you
20:21Because I'm your wife
20:23And I know fixing the door
20:25May take time
20:27But I believe that one day you will fix it
20:31And that door will be magnificent
20:35Hmm
20:38Um, what would you want to talk about?
20:45I had diarrhea
20:49Thank you
20:50Yeah
20:52Phil, you know the door symbolizes our marriage
20:55I know, Carol
20:56I know
21:01I know
21:03I know
21:05I know
21:06I know
21:21I know
21:22I know
21:22I know
21:22I know
21:22I know
21:22I know
21:23I know
21:24I know
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