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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:06Nobel in
06:34Oh, shit.
06:35Oh, oh, oh
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking. Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air. Should be smooth
07:13sailing for a while. So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything? Nope. Uh, who's flying today?
07:54Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell. And also, First Officer Tom Deegan. These individuals have a combined
08:0151,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft. You're in
08:11good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You're doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you want to be more comfortable there? It has live-flat
08:27seats. You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul. He speaks Turkish in Los Cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Ida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese. She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the barong, the lagong, jibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Uh, Sidona Melis in Sardinia is a fisherman. Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:32There's Mary Kuxiakintola, lives in Masaru Lesotho.
09:35What, what does she do?
09:36Her family raises Basura Ponius, but she's only eight years old. She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aden, Yemen. He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a... What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer. He has a powerful tenor voice. He also loves cats.
09:59Okay. But are there any medical doctors, any, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihan-Shin.
10:14That's not what I meant. Nope.
10:17All right. That makes, what, um, six. So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it?
10:26Uh, Paraguay. What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo. We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours. He manages a self
10:34-storage facility in Asuncion. So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:42Ha. I want to talk to him. He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani. Do you want us
10:48to translate for you?
10:49No. I'll manage. First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
12:01I think we got, uh, cut off or something. Try it again.
12:33Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
13:00We're sorry, Carol. We don't think it was personal.
13:04We're sorry, Carol.
13:12We're sorry, Carol.
13:25Go, Carol.
13:27No, no, no, no.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really going to like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:16Hello?
14:17Hello?
14:31Hello?
14:32Hello?
14:45Hello?
14:53Hello?
14:56Hello?
15:02Hello?
15:11Hello?
15:15Hello?
15:26Hello?
15:34Hello?
15:41Hello?
15:42Hello?
15:59Hello?
16:08Hello?
16:21Hello?
16:27Hello?
16:28You're going to forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads!
16:36Carol, we apologize...
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
16:45And...
16:56I mean...
17:00How come you know it was a big dummy?
17:03well there were already three other people inside
17:08but that's beside the point one day i got up the courage to go up to mean old lady hickenlooper
17:14and ask her why she always frowned well she had been born with no smiling muscles
17:22i pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down
17:27so from then on whenever i go by she'd stand on her head and wait
18:00what the hell
18:39good morning carol what's with the food it's the exact meal you had at that b&b you stayed at
18:46in provincetown 2012 remember you were there to see the indigo girls you were very complimentary
18:52of the chef that morning it really stuck with her the sorghum flower so you took it upon yourself
18:58to make me breakfast well we knew your fridge was pretty bare you've only got tonic water
19:05half a carton of oat milk a jar of green olives a jar of black olives a jar of red
19:09i told you helen
19:11was off limits yes of course carol so how the how do you know what is in my fridge teresa
19:19for merry maids you had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour is the food
19:25not
19:25to your liking would you like us to make you something else instead nope
19:32i want you to leave me alone
19:52shows what you know fuckers it's three quarters of a carton
20:00so
20:04and
20:12so
20:17so
20:34What the fuck?
21:04What happened to Miss Broutes? Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:09So sorry. We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:14Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine. Fine. I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need? We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something. I don't want you waiting on me.
21:35I am a very independent person, okay? I always have been. I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely. Will do.
21:48Okay. Great.
21:53So, what? Um...
21:56Can we say Friday? Maybe? I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there. We'll be there in a moment.
22:33...
22:48We'll be there in a week.
22:48I'll be there in the next one.
22:52You don't want to call me.
22:54Can we go.
22:54You're coming back.
22:56Oh...
23:01I'm sorry.
23:02I can't wait.
23:02I might wait for the next one.
23:02Let's go.
23:40Let's go.
24:02May we sneak past you here?
24:33Let's go.
25:15All set, Carol.
25:16Call us if there's something you want that's not here.
25:18We'll get it to you, too, sweet.
25:49All set, we'll get it to you, too, sweet.
26:08There were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land.
26:13And they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin.
26:23I don't know why I raised my hand.
26:32Damn it.
26:33All set.
26:43All set.
26:46All set.
27:04You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:27Why are you turning off the lights?
27:29Yes, we know.
27:30It was a mistake.
27:32We had a little problem isolating your branch circuit.
27:35But they're back on now, right?
27:36The lights at the house?
27:37Yes.
27:37Okay, good.
27:38Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation.
27:41Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:45What, lights aren't necessary for you guys?
27:47You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no.
27:49Not at all.
27:50It's just that there's no crime to prevent.
27:52And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations.
27:56Water treatment, hospitals, things like that.
27:58Right.
27:58So it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes.
28:00You donated twice to the Sierra Club.
28:03So we felt you'd understand.
28:05If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08No.
28:08Screw it.
28:08Leave them off.
28:09Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up?
28:14Why?
28:15I'm fine.
28:16I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix.
28:22You got one of those?
28:22Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:48Fuck it.
28:50Fuck it.
28:53Fuck it.
29:26It must have just been the excitement of a moment.
29:29But they said the only way to prevent the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the
29:34volcano while they gave me my birthday wax.
29:38Well, and you're not going to believe this.
29:41Well, and you're not going to believe this.
30:06I'm so happy to have this one.
30:17Yeah.
30:18Yes?
30:19Sorry it took so long.
30:23What is this?
30:24A hand grenade?
30:25Yes.
30:26We thought you were probably being sarcastic but we didn't want to take the chance.
30:33We- were you being sarcastic?
30:38right of course you were do you want us to take you know what we just gonna we'll get rid
30:46of it
30:49feel better Carol
30:55hey do you maniacs drink
31:00it's okay you can bring the hand grenade
31:18does the whole world get drunk when you drink like does some six-year-old in Sri Lanka slur his
31:25words
31:26when you're not going back no it doesn't work like that how do you say cheers in Sanskrit
31:32shubha must do roughly it means may everyone be blessed well then shoot shoot shooty shoot
31:43you know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda meaning water
31:54very similar to the latin aqua wittai literally water of life that becomes a Scandinavian aquavit
32:02although the drinks are very different fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in
32:09Scots Gaelic from Wishka Baha you don't say
32:16what gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness it's distilled from both potato and
32:23cord it is slightly alkaline do you taste that lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic the chief
32:30distiller learned the process from his grandfather and now you learned it by stealing it out of his
32:41brain how long do I have left before you turn me into a worker bee it's it's hard thing to
32:48predict
32:50scientific advances tend to ebb and flow that's not an answer how long
32:55we're working around the clock it could be as soon as a couple weeks or it could take months
33:01or longer that's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know
33:13regardless sooner or later I'm fucked sorry Carol we have a biological imperative
33:20you people make no goddamn sense do you know that we want to make you happy you say your life
33:28is
33:29your own you say an agency I've got all this agency but I mean I guess I have agency just
33:38until I don't
33:42Carol if you were walking by a lake and you saw somebody drowning would you throw him a life preserver
33:49of course you would you wouldn't think you wouldn't wait you wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55you'd just throw it
33:59so now I'm drowning
34:03you just don't know it
34:07well uh you people are brainwashed is what you are I mean what could possibly be so great about this
34:17mind meld of yours actually let me guess it's uh it's all beautiful scenery and you feel nothing
34:26but contentment just wave after wave of bliss and peace and everything is perfect it's it's like living
34:34inside a postcard every second of every day basically it's every Rick Steve special ever right
34:42that kind of bullshit like you're you're uh taking a hike in the woods and there's a warm rain and
34:48the
34:48trees are so tall you can't even see the tops or you're having coffee on the canals in Amsterdam and
34:56it's like you're in a coffee commercial or you're taking a walk at sunset on the most flawless beach in
35:04Croatia where you're in Norway above the Arctic Circle and
35:11and the hotel made of ice
35:14under a pile of furs
35:28I told you that Helen was off limits
35:32you are a bunch of mind fuckers
35:58wow you got this thing really jammed in there don't you
36:03please be careful with that right like you would give me a real hand grenade
36:09Carol if we may
36:11oh
36:13oh
36:13I
36:19oh
36:28oh
36:30oh
36:30oh
36:32oh
36:48You... you gave me...
36:57Oh... oh... oh sh... shit... fuck...
37:06Oh... fuck...
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol... Elvis, come on...
37:32Why?
37:34Why?
37:36Why?
37:37Why?
37:37Why?
37:40Why?
37:44Why?
37:45Why?
37:46Why?
37:48Why?
38:00Why?
38:02Why?
38:13May we join you?
38:15Why?
38:20We're happy to say...
38:21Zosia's doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss, but no real nerve damage.
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion that we're gonna want to keep an eye on.
38:30She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:41Carol...
38:41Your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:57Oh...
38:58Sorry if we got that wrong, Carol.
39:04If I asked right now, would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:09Even after last night, you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:24Yes.
39:25All right.
39:28All right.
39:30What about...
39:32I don't know...
39:34A tank?
39:36Mm-hmm.
39:40What about...
39:42An atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade, for fuck's sake.
40:02It'd be okay to say no at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly batshit crazy.
40:12If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon, we would weigh the pros and cons with you.
40:22We would explain that it would be very destructive.
40:24Yes or no?
40:29Ultimately?
40:31Yes.
40:33Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it.
40:37But we would move heaven and earth to make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
40:57Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:02Uh...
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:05And maybe a pinch or...
41:06No, you can go.
41:07You can go.
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