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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Give us the love ofDie.
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:45Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:53Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:56Sire!
02:57Sire!
02:58Sire!
02:59Sire!
03:00It's not too cold and calm and calm down.
03:05Sire!
03:07Aren't they entirely solved?
03:08markings!
03:15And great to have you
03:24Jedi.
03:25Screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:42Get your hands off me creep, sorry, I didn't mean to
03:50Wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14You're burning up down here way harder than I pictured I was drugged
04:20This whole thing is dylan's sick setup if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out. I die. I
04:27really need this guy
04:33God damn you really know how to flip my switch
04:46I need more
04:47A lot more
04:53Oh
04:54Oh
04:55Don't stop
04:56Get harder
04:59Squeeze me tighter
05:00Oh
05:02Oh
05:02Oh
05:05Oh
05:06Oh
05:07Oh
05:07Oh
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:09Oh
05:11Hey
05:11I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora, you're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15You're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafoak give him a wide burp.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:50There it is.
09:54The aura's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:18Mother, we need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down
14:31And my power doubles
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00Ou�
16:05Wheeee
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:04jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm
17:40dead
17:41what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:18mhm
18:24call me
18:31oh
18:32oh
18:33Go, go, go!
19:00My liege!
19:02Have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it
19:04Please, spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44I will skin you alive
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes, my leash
20:02My love
20:04Since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:20But Poseidon, guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is
21:16Tell him to get his ass out here
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish
22:16Headed staff?
22:17One shot?
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:31Two
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss, this bum
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:56In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:18I'll mobilize every team right now
23:21You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:26Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes, boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid
24:53Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:22Let my daughter go
25:23No, mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:37Kids mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:52Give up
25:53You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kids coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:19I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:34Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Lily
26:45Run
26:46Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone
27:44In your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:05You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:21If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us, demon
28:25Run all you want
28:27My pack
28:28Tears you both apart
28:29Helいきます
28:31Shen
28:32Enemy
28:32Shen
28:32Shen
28:32Shen
28:33Shen
28:34Shen
28:47Shen
28:48Shen
28:55former
28:56growling
29:00cough
29:02cough
29:04cough
29:09growling
29:10growling
29:13growling
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:11Ah!
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:27No!
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
33:45I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
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