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Oops…Honey, I Really Am The Supreme Mage
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00:14I'm ordering
00:23Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:30They are back
00:48We'll handle this
00:59Seal?
01:00What's seal?
01:01Go back
01:19Master Caroline, what's that?
01:22That's Diablo's demon army, your majesty
01:24The wood barrier won't hold
01:26Get the trinity enchantment
01:28Now, look, they're pulling back
01:35No, that's Diablo's double
01:46Lumina, Varada
01:48Let's seal him now
01:50Three as one
01:52Sacred Steel
01:54Fire the demon
02:00Caroline
02:02Don't tell me you three can't even handle an Avatar
02:05Avatar!
02:17Metal!
02:21Fight!
02:24Stop!
02:52Oh, my God.
02:56Go fuck him.
03:08This presence... impossible.
03:12Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:20The legendary spirit raven?
03:24To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
03:28Such divine power.
03:29This is no ordinary mage.
03:32The kingdom is saved!
03:34Quickly, after them!
03:43Screw off!
03:53Wait... a black panther? A divine crow?
03:57Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
04:05Lord Alistair! Are you well?
04:07You lowlife! What curse have you caught?
04:09Shut up!
04:10I am Alistair and Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
04:14Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
04:18Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest. Your formation is arranged
04:24the same way as my teacher's.
04:26Oh. I didn't teach Caroline a few tricks.
04:29You are... a mentor.
04:32Have a taste.
04:34This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
04:40Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
04:44No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I pass this by by chance.
04:50Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
04:55Please, I beg you.
05:03Man! How dare you disrespect the Duke!
05:06Stop, Knight Elwyn! Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
05:12My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city. Please don't let trash
05:18like Cairn waste your time.
05:19Trash? Do you know him?
05:24Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
05:30Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
05:32Drop that straw at once!
05:43My lord Duke, are you well?
05:45This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots.
05:48Please, take a seat.
05:50Do as he says and sit. Yes, right away.
05:57Cairn! Show some respect. A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
06:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
06:09Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
06:12Stop! I just love eating these.
06:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
06:29Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
06:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
06:40us.
06:41Thanks. No time, I ain't going.
06:44Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
06:48Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
06:51I have passed the level 7 mage exam. Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
06:57Only 7? You still need to try harder.
07:03Elevan, I'm ahead. Get stoned to the city. No excuses.
07:17Cairn! Coming or not?
07:21Not a chance.
07:27He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
07:30Yes, sir!
07:33Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
07:42This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
07:50Just doodled this years ago.
07:53And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
07:55Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
07:58Step back!
07:59Commoner!
08:00Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
08:29I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
08:35Look, she's here.
08:37Ex-wife? Him? The High Knight of the Empire? This beggar's completely insane!
08:43Cairn! How dare you set foot in the sanctuary! Any mage here could turn you to ash with one breath!
08:49Get back to your shelter!
08:50I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
08:53Ha ha ha ha! You forged this invite! Rot in the dungeon!
08:59Enough!
09:01You have an invite? Then follow the rules!
09:04Step through the judgment porch!
09:06Live or die! You take the risk!
09:09This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
09:11Cairn, you can still back out. Before it's too late.
09:26Impossible. He has no magic era. None at all!
09:29Seize him! Uncover his dark magic!
09:31Last chance to save you. Confess. And I'll let you walk free.
09:34Just a servant's invite. Farmer, this is your limit. Step closer. Blast for me!
09:44A Duke's invite won't do. How about this?
09:49This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
09:55This isn't an invitation. It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll. Only three exist in the world.
10:03Who exactly are you?
10:09The Grand Master's Scroll? Where did you get it?
10:13Cairn! Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
10:16Beg the Earl's mercy. Say you found it!
10:19Found it? I've got dozens of these at home.
10:22Old man, can I go in now?
10:25Attendants. Escort this gentleman in at once.
10:28Elevin, come with me.
10:39Elevin, tell me the truth.
10:42Who exactly is Cairn?
10:43He's just a peasant from the countryside. No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
10:49My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
10:51No, Elevin. Your ex-husband is no ordinary man. You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
10:58I... be grateful to him?
11:00Enough. Go keep him company. Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
11:06Introduce you? He's just a...
11:07Elaine! Is this how you treat a guest? Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
11:11No, my lord.
11:17Find out. Where did this scroll come from?
11:38Did the high night order cut pay? Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
11:42Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicaties?
11:46Don't throw out the leftovers. Pack them for Mr. Cairn. It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
11:53Cairn! Stop eating! Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
11:58Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it? This turkey's good. Bit undercooked, though. Wanna bite?
12:01You!
12:07Lady Liliana! This little mage looks mighty familiar.
12:20Is that Countess Liliana? I'd die just for one look from her!
12:24Wipe that drool off your face. She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
12:28You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
12:39So, you like Liada?
12:51Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
12:58Cairn, stop this madness. She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
13:03Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee? Right, I remember her now.
13:07All these years and only level 8. Her talent is mediocre at best.
13:12Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser. How dare you?
13:18Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her. Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy. Even Khamis feels unworthy.
13:26Who do you think you are?
13:28Listen closely, farmer. A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her.
13:36Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
13:41No. You've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
13:48I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
13:53No!
14:02Could it be...Lady Liliana?
14:07Lils! Look at me!
14:13Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
14:16Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
14:20Lila.
14:22Cairn, are you thievery? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last 10 years combined.
14:26He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy. If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded
14:31by now.
14:33Relax. I'm just gonna go say hi to Lils. Wait here.
14:37Alone? And Lils?
14:38Are you insane? Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
14:46Lils!
14:47Hey!
14:49Over here!
14:52Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
14:56He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
15:00Night Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
15:04With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
15:08Stop!
15:20Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
15:22Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
15:25What a farce. The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
15:36Now, throw him out!
15:44My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
15:48I'll remove him at once.
15:53Mr. Kane! It really is you!
16:02Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
16:05You've even learned how to put on airs.
16:09Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
16:15Just here for the show.
16:17Oh, there's someone you should meet.
16:19My ex-wife, Elwhan.
16:25So it's you.
16:27I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
16:30Liliana, listen!
16:31This is not what you think, I...
16:33Look at you.
16:35Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
16:37Cat got your tongue?
16:38Come, little Lylee.
16:39Let's talk in private.
16:41What the hell is this?
16:43How does he know Lady Liliana?
16:45I want answers, too.
16:50Master, I know her.
16:52The High Knight is a legend.
16:56So, what's your take on her?
16:58Impressive.
16:59Level 6 mage ed, Supreme Knight.
17:01He has a bright future ahead.
17:04I meant, as a woman.
17:06Is she wife material?
17:08Does she have the...
17:09She's striking.
17:10But her arrogance is...
17:12unbearable.
17:14But I trust your judgment.
17:16Perfect.
17:17Help me win my ex-wife back.
17:22Alright, that's her.
17:24She won't.
17:33How?
17:34Why would she do this?
17:36For a mere farmer?
17:43Mentor, just tell me.
17:44What do you need me to do?
17:46Just sing my praises a little.
17:47Tell her about my good qualities.
17:49I'll take care of the rest.
17:51Elowen, darling.
17:52Little Lylee here.
17:53She would love to have a word with you.
18:00I'll let you two ladies chat.
18:01There are some fine wines in the foightware.
18:03I'll get some.
18:16Lord, is there something you needed?
18:18Elowen, please.
18:20It's just us here.
18:21I just wanted to say,
18:24Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
18:27My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
18:29I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
18:32But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
18:36Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
18:39But all of us.
18:41The entire kingdom.
18:42Entire kingdom?
18:43You cannot be serious.
18:44He's just a deadbeat.
18:46I take my eyes off him for one second.
18:48He finds a new way to embarrass me.
18:50No, Elowen, listen to me.
18:51You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
18:55Caring!
19:02The inscriptions are wrong.
19:04No wonder something's felt off here.
19:11Cayan!
19:12Get back!
19:14Have you lost your mind?
19:18Elowen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
19:21How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
19:24He broke the sacred inscription!
19:26It's over!
19:27The gods are going to punish us!
19:28Broke what?
19:29I just fixed it for you.
19:30Don't mention it.
19:34We're doomed.
19:35This time he's not just being stupid.
19:37He might get us all killed.
19:38Mr. Stone was right after all.
19:41This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
19:44It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
19:49Lady Liliana, you have my word.
19:52I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
19:55Kid, I like you.
19:57Mr. Stone, if I may.
19:59Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
20:01Just who are you, really?
20:02Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
20:05Mentor?
20:06I get now.
20:07Oh, you get it, do you?
20:09Keep it down just between us.
20:10Keep what down?
20:11Lady Liliana's an orphan.
20:12She grew up in a small village.
20:13You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
20:17Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
20:20You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
20:24Now get out of my sight.
20:26What a complete waste of my time.
20:30The bumpkin.
20:32That's the one, the bumpkin.
20:34Throw him out.
20:35Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
20:37Go, get the hell out of here, or we'll do it for you.
20:40Going where exactly?
20:45Going where exactly?
20:47Out of the Sanctum, where else?
20:49Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
20:55Trust me.
20:56You don't want to be carried.
21:00Carried out, I was invited here.
21:06You mean this scroll you stole?
21:09Stole?
21:10I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
21:12Still lying?
21:13Fine.
21:14I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit.
21:37Mentor.
21:38Mentor?
21:41So...
21:54Mentor?
21:55Is that really you?
22:26That resonance, I knew it!
22:28That's Mentor!
22:44That's the Oracle Mentor's power!
22:46He's summoning us!
22:47Get my horse!
22:48Now!
22:49I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:50Move!
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