02:29I'm still me.
02:31Just like when you changed.
02:34You were still you inside.
02:37Yeah, I know.
02:40We can't afford to be emotional right now.
02:43We don't have time to mess around with that.
02:45We need to move.
02:47Where?
02:48To stop him.
02:49I'm not just gonna give up.
02:50Cooper, look at yourself.
02:52You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun.
02:55Give it to me.
02:57Give it to me.
02:58My gun.
02:59Let's go.
03:03I won't stay like this.
03:07I'll grow up one day.
03:09Right?
03:16Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?
03:23Maybe you could just say, screw it and start your life again from scratch.
03:29Knowing everything that you do now, that would be a gift, right?
03:34I'll show you.
03:54Tequila, please.
03:55Just need to...
03:57My boyfriend got a poopy diaper?
04:00Fuck you.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:04I really am.
04:06I just find this all inexplicable and fucking terrifying.
04:11So I joke.
04:16How is he?
04:18He's tired and he wanted to lay down for a bit.
04:25He doesn't have any pubic hair.
04:27What, less thing to worry about?
04:28I don't know, mate.
04:30Don't blame him.
04:30This shit can't be permanent, right?
04:32Just stop asking me shit like that, okay?
04:33How the fuck am I supposed to know?
04:35Calm down. Calm down.
04:36We have to strategize.
04:41Are we still going for it?
04:46Fuck yes, we are.
04:48We just need to get our shit together and move.
04:52Then what the fuck is the plan?
04:57They say we call Diana, get his location,
05:01use her and his wife who apparently hates him to breach access.
05:06Then we slit his fucking throat.
05:09Stop this, stop what happened to us,
05:11and now Coop who's been dealt the most fucked up hand of all.
05:15How does that sound?
05:17Yeah, fuck with that.
05:18God, I love it when a plan comes together.
05:25Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
05:30I was told amputation was in my future.
05:33But not anymore.
05:35Thanks to the beauty,
05:38I'm living my best life.
05:43No, no, no, no.
05:46Wait, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow.
05:48I'm cursed by my family, James.
05:51Until now.
05:55What is this?
06:08We're too late.
06:13No need to control the doctors,
06:15protect the boosters,
06:16or proof for everyone.
06:17Need help cleaning up your gooey sock
06:18or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats?
06:22Visit the beauty website
06:23to find the package that's right for you.
06:40Yeah.
06:54Don't do it.
06:55No, it's fine.
06:57You told me you needed another week to heal.
07:00I need to see my new fucking nose.
07:03Go outside if you're going to be such a Karen.
07:06Oh, God, I can't.
07:08Ow, ow, ow.
07:09Ow, ow, ow.
07:13Does it hurt?
07:14It fucking hurts.
07:15What the fuck?
07:19Are you okay?
07:21Look, ah, this.
07:24That looks great.
07:25This is not a Kendall Jenner.
07:27I showed that fucking butcher like 50 classic K-Gen shots,
07:30and this, this is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand.
07:34Do you know how many summers I saved up for this?
07:36How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising?
07:38You remember in second grade, I broke my collarbone?
07:42We both thought I was going to be lopsided for life.
07:45Update.
07:45I'm not.
07:47Stop.
07:47Why?
07:48It's already fucked up.
07:50No curve.
07:55No point.
08:01All I see is my fucking dad.
08:03No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a fucking contractor.
08:05Relax.
08:06You're going to make it worse.
08:07Oh, this is not me.
08:10Look, I'm not insane.
08:13I let go of our vocovered dreams long, long ago.
08:17But, like, this was all part of a plan.
08:22I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason.
08:25I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad, tomboy rookie with a big
08:30fucking beak.
08:32I need to launch a new version of me.
08:38A beautiful me.
08:41I feel it, too.
08:43You know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass a boost and hide my
08:47extra
08:48squish?
08:52But you are more than your nose.
08:55You are amazing.
08:56And you will do amazing things no matter what.
09:02You are beautiful.
09:05God.
09:08Oh, fuck.
09:09Oh.
09:10One second.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:52Oh, my God.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:04Oh, my God.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30you remember me i know i got the shot that's right and now i have a better rack
10:39ass and mark weiler won't stop liking my post no fucking way
10:52enjoy the view
11:00look at you look at me i won i'm gonna kill you all
11:11what the hell just happened tina castle just whooped cali hennigan's ass tina with the front
11:16butt and training bra she got the shot she got the beauty what she's stunning
11:30yeah and that side is called the hypotenuse to find that you use a simple little formula called
11:35the pythagorean theorem which of course as you can see on the board is a squared plus b squared
11:41equals c squared
11:42on the nurse turn 216 now
11:53hold him till he doesn't hurt his head
11:55is that epilepsy
12:01grab his feet he gave me something what did he take
12:05no he did something what did he take nothing i swear
12:08he can't help him if you don't tell me you're his best friend
12:12told me he got the shot this morning this is the beauty
12:15oh
12:36despite his shocking transformation the president says it is the best he's ever felt
12:41he's declaring this new pharmaceutical
12:43found
12:44and a modern day scientific miracle
12:48on his way to marine one he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that quote
12:53along with running for a third term i'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth end quote
13:00byron forrest is a genius
13:02i look forward to hanging the medal of freedom around his neck
13:06stuff's really everywhere
13:09before leaving on his trip to a nato conference the president revealed that every member of his
13:15cabinet has been given the drug and cleared the way for emergency use authorization
13:20with further federal backing full fda approval is immediately
13:28well at least the president doesn't look like an octogenero thank you very much angela that was
13:35a minute to go from the white house we'll have more daily headlines right after three
13:42we're gonna need to talk to her
13:50i'm living my best life okay guys i did it it's done i got the beauty shot at the pop
13:59-up at christopher
14:00street one hour ago yes and yes i jumped the line yes i had the sponsorship but i was a
14:08little
14:08afraid and i just took the leaf and news flash it didn't hurt at all and everybody at the pop
14:17-up was
14:17so nice and so welcoming and just like the friendly nurse said i am starting to develop a fever but
14:26apparently that is totally normal omg i am so excited follow and like and watch part two for the results
14:36keep clicking for the big reveal
15:00you guys okay so i just looked in the mirror and do i have abs now
15:06and is my jawline really this snatched and can i finally fit into this
15:14fucking sherbet colored speedo
15:23is this real life
15:27oh my god dinner's ready
15:45what's the matter
15:49nothing why your mom worked hard to make a nice morning
15:53no it's true no i'm just not that hungry okay
15:58uh-uh what's the rule
16:03how is she that kind of surgery is not fun she's healing but she's gonna look amazing
16:11so is mickey larson mickey larson got a nose job oh mommy got the beauty i watched him spaz and
16:18start changing right in the middle of math class jesus christ really everyone's doing it and
16:24the ones who haven't will soon enough all right i know it seems that way right now but just wait
16:29no i always wait i really want this
16:32more than anything
16:33bella why on earth would you say such a thing you are so cute
16:36i do not want to be cute especially not when everyone else is going to be that
16:39fucking hot look i get it
16:42okay this is the hot new thing and you want in i begged my folks for a bow flex when
16:46i was in high
16:46school you know how many times i used that thing just eat well and keep getting you guys are such
16:51fucking hypocrites you think i don't see that in the fridge ozempic is different
16:55i was on the verge of heart disease you're experimenting with off-label diabetes
16:58oh a doctor prescribed it it's a medical treatment honey oh please did a doctor also prescribe
17:04those tight new jeans you love strolling around in i see that smile when you get a double take
17:08bella don't talk to your mother that way look there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good
17:14feel good but there's more to life and more to you than the chase for perfection perfection
17:22two summers ago we spent every weekend visiting graham in the home and she didn't know who any
17:26of us were uncle richie two kinds of cancer and the beauty can stop that and make me feel better
17:33about myself i mean you guys should want this too i have to say i am shocked bella where's my
17:37sweet
17:38girl did you even know the first thing about this like what it does yes that's why i want it
17:42it's
17:42irreversible and we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects yeah
17:47mutations comas disfigurement ignition ketosis have you heard about that stop that's like a minuscule
17:53number of people only five percent of cases so far that's nothing the odds of me getting hit by a
17:58bus
17:58are higher okay that's not what i'm hearing and even five percent seven percent is that a risk that you
18:04want to if i got a 95 on my research paper you guys would be shitting yourself okay that's enough
18:09it's thousands of dollars that we don't have and neither do you end of discussion you guys don't
18:16think i can get five ten grand
18:23i get good grades i play soccer my clothes are fine no one makes fun of me or bothers me
18:32that sounds great right
18:37it's because no one even knows that i exist
18:41i'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see and i don't want to live like that
18:47anymore
18:49dad what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled of wondering if more is possible
18:56that's what scares me and how there's finally an out for me and people who feel like me
19:08i turn 18 in a week i don't need permission anymore
19:14you guys told me to follow my dreams and passions and to do what makes me happy and this is
19:19it
19:20i want to be the best version of me i want to finally be beautiful
19:28you guys don't understand anything
19:54what's up bell
19:57hi
19:58you're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie
20:04mazel bitch it's me
20:08wow holy
20:10what do you think
20:13you really solved your nose problem right oh my god do i not look devastating how and and when
20:20over the weekend i gave ben and sarah the sob story pitch about the botched nose shop and the parentals
20:27caved really yeah really i don't know if it's like them feeling bad about putting me on adderall when
20:34i was 10 or if they just genuinely know like how important this time in my life is but
20:40they ponied up for the full poke treatment what's that
20:47the full platinum concierge experience
20:55first there was connor talk about a warm welcome welcome ruthie i'll be your chaperone for your
21:02treatment today bell this guy was hot and he was a real beauty
21:08we're pretty chill here just whatever you do don't call me nurse those are for doctors and hospitals
21:14and negative energy institutions and this is not that my only purpose is to gently guide you to your
21:20best self
21:23whenever you're ready no rush the paperwork must have been a nightmare not when your parents pay 20 grand
21:35there was like one stupid form i don't even know what it said but it was probably fine
21:46a tonic to help cleanse and balance the body we believe it makes the change easier it was like
21:53the best spa day ever on steroids they had everything juices tonics aroma therapy i hate to say it
22:04you remember stacy's instas from bali dude it was like that some real white lotus
22:10i'll step out while you get into your transformation rope take your time
22:18and then they gave me the shot
22:21lay back
22:36ready
22:40did it hurt no it's not so weird i kept waiting for it to hurt and it just never did
22:45and i don't
22:46know if that's because i was with connor and i was like totally smitten on him or maybe i'm just
22:51used
22:51to it now because of all the stupid covid stuff but i seriously would have let connor stab me like
22:56a
22:56thousand times if he wanted to well said thank you follow me to your no harm experience
23:07after that they took me to this room right sure totally normal except there was no furniture
23:16just floor to ceiling cashmere padding oh my god it like looked and felt like heaven i'm telling you
23:23bow this place was legit we're gonna be right here ruthie and as if connor wasn't enough to keep me
23:29happy and walks another hottie and i started sweating because of the guy well that's what i thought
23:35turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment just relax we've got you
23:48we said it took like three hours but because they spritzed my dose with some kind of like benzo
23:52i was able to just sleep right through it
24:21so
24:25so
24:43i just went in took a little nap i woke up three hours later and i looked like this
24:54uh wow how how how does it feel incredible but also like super weird i don't know it's hard to
25:03explain you just have to experience it for yourself it's like magic wait i gotta show you these
25:21oh wait look at this one you look hot yeah i am hot i know yeah that's me that's also
25:28me oh my god i'm
25:29dead looks like you finally got that reboot you always talked about i know and just in time too like
25:36fuck nose jobs and thread lifts this is how you start college like i get to go in there
25:42the best version of me and i don't know about northwestern like maybe i need to go somewhere else
25:49somewhere beachier and like sexier like miami or even like hawaii yeah but
25:57you want to be a journalist that's why you're going there things are different now
26:02and i think i want to be a model wow wow what do you think um i i am insanely
26:13jealous obviously
26:16i'm very excited for you
26:19it's just um when you're off in paris running around on photo shoots and stuff just don't forget about me
26:28what are you talking about you're literally going to be there with me
26:33you think i would do this and not think about you how long have we been best friends forever duh
26:44when i was leaving connor stopped me you're one of the lucky ones this experience isn't attainable
26:50or affordable for most but there is another way for people to at least get a dose
26:56so if you know of anyone i can help
27:10you said you can help people that can't get it the normal way
27:17what do you think is it legal is it legal okay sorry so what's your hold up did anyone say
27:28anything about side effects um yeah they did mention like a tidal wave of hot dick and you'll
27:34probably get asked to prom like way more times than you can be so for real is there anything crazy
27:40that
27:40could happen no like dying no they did not warn me that i might die okay if you want i
27:48can ask when
27:49i go get my booster and you have to get boosters for life like what happens if i stop taking
27:53one
27:54what happens if my dad stops taking his lipidor or his lexapro you want to talk about side effects
28:00this is what was best for me and i think it could be what's best for you too
28:06this is what was best for me and i think it could be what's best for you to call him
28:08call him
28:40so
28:47so
28:47so
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