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RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars - Season 10 - Episode 04: Eight Ball
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00:00:03This season on the Tournament of All-Stars, 18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance
00:00:10to face off in the finals and win grand prize of $200,000. Last week, bracket one competed in the
00:00:19final of their three episodes. For this week's maxi challenge, you need to transform these
00:00:26red-hot hoopsters into your very own drag sisters. Irene the Alien. I think you two hit the nail on
00:00:36the
00:00:36head. Bosco. My first thought was, oh, it's Bella and Gigi Hadid. The top two All-Stars of the week
00:00:42are
00:00:42Irene the Alien and Bosco. Condragulations. You've each earned two points. Ladies, this is your final
00:00:53chance. To impress me, win $10,000 and earn a coveted extra point. Irene, condragulations. You're a winner,
00:01:04baby. The bottom four All-Stars. Each of you has an MVQ point that you must give away. Choose wisely
00:01:16because your point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals. There's a tie for third
00:01:23place and I get to decide what happens. The drama. It goes to Aja. And that means Irene, Bosco,
00:01:34and Aja, you are advancing to the semifinals. Deja, Olivia, Phoenix, you still have a chance to
00:01:44re-enter the competition. Work. Each of our regular judges will choose one eliminated All-Star to be
00:01:53entered into the wild card lottery. Work. And then randomly, one All-Star will be selected to compete in
00:02:02the final lip sync smackdown for the crown. What? Next week, the new bracket of All-Stars arrives to compete.
00:02:11Kisses and best wishes to the rest of the brackets because we are absolutely going to bring a lifetime
00:02:17time supply of I'm better than you.
00:02:29I'm RuPaul Andre Charles. And I'm Michelle Andre Charles.
00:02:34Welcome to bracket two of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars. Now, before we start,
00:02:40let's get our game day weather report from meteorologist T.S. Thunderstorms, Madison.
00:02:47Hi, Ru. I'm your weather girl. And honey, have I got news for you. Baby, it's going to be hot
00:02:53with high pressure and a hundred percent chance of shit. Now, back to you, Ru. Thank you, Maddie.
00:03:02Now, Michelle, are you ready to meet a fresh crop of All-Stars? I love the smell of charisma,
00:03:09uniqueness, nerve, and talent in the morning. Welcome to the stage, bracket two. First up,
00:03:20heating up the competition, it's Tina Burner. Yes, well, I can fill the burn, but is there an
00:03:26ointment for that? I believe so. Tina Burner on fire like the Hunger Games. Back from RuPaul's
00:03:31Drag Race season 13, and I'm ready to smoke the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:03:41Let's turn it and burn it, bitches. I have been a fan of hers for a long time. I've seen
00:03:45her
00:03:45working in New York for years. Hell yeah! Being a New York queen, I'm very performance-based,
00:03:51very theatrical. You're fired! Gangbusters when she came out on that stage. Why am I known for painting
00:03:59Rosé's face? But also, obviously, red, orange, and yellow for the rest of my life. What I'm
00:04:06getting from you is a bit of predictability, flatlining for me. I also never need to see
00:04:11red, orange, and yellow together ever again. Talk to the ass! Competing was eye-opening. It gave me a
00:04:20chance to finally look at myself, reflect on it, and change some shit. And now my drag is bigger and
00:04:26better than ever, and less red, orange, and yellow. So, now that I had a glow-up, I need a
00:04:31big
00:04:32tournament crown. She's going for the silver, but can she make the gold?
00:04:39From the City of Angels, it's Gary Colby. This is a label whore who knows how to score.
00:04:45The trant to see from season 14 is here to play, giving BWE baby big winner energy.
00:04:54Keep calm and carry Colby. That was next level. Even J-Lo's looking at you like, damn.
00:05:02To be quite honest, from season 14, I was a mid-girl with big potential. I can't stop looking at
00:05:09you.
00:05:09Look, all you want. You want to be beautiful all the time. I just wanted you to let yourself go.
00:05:15Just get ugly. There was a lot of missed opportunities that I dropped the ball on.
00:05:19I'm here to be ugly, bitch. I don't know if this is ugly. When it's time to be funny and
00:05:24be vulnerable,
00:05:25I can see a hesitation. Sashay away. I would have loved to have stayed longer,
00:05:30but if I would have stayed longer, I wouldn't have been able to break and remake myself to be who
00:05:35I am now.
00:05:36I'm back to handle unfinished business. I am a trans baddie made in the doll factory,
00:05:42and I'm going to dominate. That's just what it is. That's the Colby way.
00:05:46Well, I know the Colby dynasty is strong.
00:05:52Hunker down, hairy dogs. It's the return of Nicole Hayes Brooks.
00:05:58It's been a long time. I know you won't miss me. It's Nicole from Atlanta, Georgia.
00:06:06Nicole, Paige, Brooks. That's my mom.
00:06:11She's like Courtney Cox.
00:06:12My experience on season two was short.
00:06:14Might want to pinch your nipples.
00:06:16Oh, they bounce too. This one's jealous.
00:06:19You know you want to taste the cherry pie. I'm serious. You know you want the pie.
00:06:22She got a little lost in the crowd.
00:06:23If I would have a regret from season two, it would be that I was very reserved.
00:06:27I should have been a little crazy and loud like I normally am.
00:06:31But I hope that this time around I can show more of my personality and more of my showgirl aesthetic.
00:06:36She's wearing her championship belt.
00:06:38I've been booked and blessed my whole drag career.
00:06:41I'm still very successful, still sickening, still can fit everything I wore on my first season.
00:06:45Haven't had to change my face to change my career.
00:06:49Some girls have.
00:06:50Nicole is making her triumphant return after 16 years.
00:06:57Wow.
00:06:57My pronouns are icon and legend.
00:06:59Any Nicole is a goal.
00:07:01And I need my crown.
00:07:06Houston, we have a problem.
00:07:09It's mistress, Isabel Brooks.
00:07:13Word on the street is that mistress does not accept any safe words.
00:07:18Oh, dear.
00:07:19What's the motherfucking tea, everybody?
00:07:21The heavyweight champ is back in the building for All-Stars 10.
00:07:23Run me my coin, run me my crown, and run that check into the bank.
00:07:29Mother has arrived.
00:07:34Mistress cracks me up.
00:07:35The acting.
00:07:38The performance.
00:07:41The snarky attitude.
00:07:42Shut up, bitches.
00:07:44Oh, my God.
00:07:45That's a star.
00:07:46Everything I presented on season 15 was, like, honestly, perfection in my eyes.
00:07:50You can paint the motherfucking house down.
00:07:54I did make it to the top four, and I should have been the top two, and I should have
00:07:57been the winner.
00:07:59Fans of the show know that I'm the kind of girl I tend to avoid drama.
00:08:03I don't really get involved in that.
00:08:05Girl, who the fuck are you talking to?
00:08:07There goes Lucy being a bitch again.
00:08:08Your look is kind of cheap, but I don't think there's a stat game that you were that funny.
00:08:11There's drama in the room.
00:08:13I'm like, I just can't help but, like, walk towards it.
00:08:16I like that your name's the mistress, because I am totally your bitch tonight.
00:08:21I'm not here to play, baby.
00:08:22I'm here to slay.
00:08:23I'm here to get my big one.
00:08:24I'm here to do my big one, and I'm here to be the big one.
00:08:27It's time a big, fat, nasty villain wins.
00:08:31Permission to slay, mistress.
00:08:35She's straight out of season 17.
00:08:39It's Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:08:41Surprise, I'm back.
00:08:43The butthole is freshly plucked, freshly bleached, pampered, tightened, and ready for the tournament of all-stars.
00:08:51Ladies and gentlemen, Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:08:55Oh, Lydia, you're such a dick.
00:08:57I know.
00:08:58During season 17, I made my stain on the main stage with my irreverence, my gimmicks, my weird looks.
00:09:06We get it.
00:09:07You're a bottom.
00:09:09I sent home a couple people, Arrietty and Miss Corey King.
00:09:13The star-crossed lovers, one of them has to die, though.
00:09:16Sorry.
00:09:17Now that Corey's gone, I am going to need another bald black man to fill that void.
00:09:23I made it to the top seven, but I think I lacked intention.
00:09:27I just would have injected more confidence into everything that I was doing.
00:09:30I beg your pardon.
00:09:31A note to future girls on any season.
00:09:34If you're thinking of cutting yourself out of your dress, you better be certain that you can do it.
00:09:38Touché away.
00:09:40Damn these scissors.
00:09:42She's ready to mash the competition.
00:09:45I am so ready to compete.
00:09:46I never left the competition mindset.
00:09:48I'm just dipping back into it.
00:09:50I know that I'm an all-star.
00:09:52I'm just that perfect.
00:09:54Oh my God.
00:09:55And ready to just completely gape everyone.
00:09:59Well, I hear she's twice baked, if you know what I mean.
00:10:06Last but not least, say helotis to Georges.
00:10:10Everything's bigger in Texas, except this queen.
00:10:14Mama, you better watch out.
00:10:15It's your girl Georges from season 14, All Stars 9, and I'm back again.
00:10:20Fatter and better than ever.
00:10:22It's getting muggy in here.
00:10:30On season 14, Georges was a little baby girl.
00:10:33She was scared of comedy challenges, acting.
00:10:36You looked defeated.
00:10:38Coming back to All Stars 9, I definitely grew up.
00:10:42You're like a little travel-sized drag queen.
00:10:45The daddies love it.
00:10:46I am.
00:10:47I made a breakthrough with my comedy.
00:10:50And Jiria is so country.
00:10:51She eats ass with a side of mustard greens, bitch.
00:10:56I feel like I've mastered my craft.
00:10:58You just have completely changed the trajectory of your career in this competition.
00:11:04I feel like I could do anything at this point.
00:11:07Now, coming back to All Stars, Ted.
00:11:09Girl, she's all grown up.
00:11:10My twink death is coming soon.
00:11:13I'm basically like a daddy now.
00:11:15I'm in my top era.
00:11:17Top era.
00:11:18Bring on the bitches.
00:11:20Literally, I'm ready to take each one of them down.
00:11:22It's going to be gaggy.
00:11:23The Pine Size Powerhouse is back.
00:11:29Welcome, Queens.
00:11:31Let's break down the Tournament of All Stars rules.
00:11:35In this preliminary round, no one will be eliminated.
00:11:41Oh, bitch.
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:44Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:11:48Now, the three All Stars from this bracket, with the most points, will advance to the semifinals,
00:11:55where you'll face off against the top three from the other brackets.
00:12:00Oh, that's really fucking cool.
00:12:03Brackets and points, mama.
00:12:05This feels like the gayest tournament ever.
00:12:07Go team.
00:12:09Boop, boop, boop.
00:12:10And in the final lip sync, smackdown for the crown, the top All Stars will battle it out
00:12:16for the grand prize of $200,000.
00:12:21Oh, I love this.
00:12:24Yes.
00:12:24Be my coin.
00:12:26Now, Michelle.
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:28Tell the Queens how the point system works.
00:12:31Thanks, Ru.
00:12:33Every week, the top two All Stars will receive two points each.
00:12:38Those two Queens will lip sync for their legacy.
00:12:41And the winner of the lip sync will receive an extra point.
00:12:46Three.
00:12:49Plus a cash tip of $10,000.
00:12:54Yes, Ka.
00:12:55But wait, there is more.
00:12:57In a Tournament of All Stars twist, an additional four points will be awarded each episode.
00:13:06Well, yeah.
00:13:08But more on that later.
00:13:10There is a little Dennis to cry whenever Rube has a secret.
00:13:14It's about to be starts, shows, and shenanigans.
00:13:17Now, for your first Tournament of All Stars maxi challenge, we're throwing an eight ball.
00:13:24Booty bumps not allowed.
00:13:26I don't know.
00:13:28Damn it.
00:13:29But don't let the number fool you.
00:13:31You need to create one high fashion look.
00:13:34But you'll need to incorporate all eight items that you'll find inside your very own eight ball.
00:13:43Oh, my God.
00:13:45Wow.
00:13:45Eight items, one outfit.
00:13:48And yes, we will be counting.
00:13:53So, while you de-drag in the workroom, I'll have my dealer deliver your eight balls.
00:13:59Oh.
00:14:00Period.
00:14:02Ah.
00:14:03Ding, ding, motherfucker.
00:14:04Get in the game.
00:14:06Because I'm here to play.
00:14:07And I'm going for a home run.
00:14:09All Stars, start your engines.
00:14:12And may the best drag queen win.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:18The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars received a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
00:14:25a coveted Scott in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:14:30With extra special guest judge, Suzanne Varsch.
00:14:35RuPaul's Drag Race made the best drag queen win.
00:14:38Drag queen win.
00:14:42Ah, somebody passed me the kitten heel, bitch.
00:14:45I tried to upgrade for All Stars Baby.
00:14:47Let me kick her off real quick.
00:14:48Oh, my God.
00:14:49It feels good being back home.
00:14:51It's like I never even left.
00:14:54This tournament of All Stars is bigger, better, boobier than ever.
00:14:59Okay, Anastasia.
00:15:01Okay, some things don't change.
00:15:03I know that all these bitches are going to be tough to beat.
00:15:06And right now, everyone's kind of like sussing each other out.
00:15:09I'm back.
00:15:10Oh, on season 10 of All Stars.
00:15:14Period.
00:15:15It's like when you put dogs in a dog park.
00:15:16A lot of sniffing.
00:15:17Very sniffy.
00:15:18What's under your ass be saying?
00:15:20Um, bottom side up.
00:15:23Wait, I want to get into what these little things are over here.
00:15:27I cannot believe I am back in the workroom again.
00:15:30These are cute.
00:15:31I was just here.
00:15:32I think I should change the Tina 00 to 10.
00:15:34You know, it's like one for every inch.
00:15:37As soon as I see the locker and the scoreboard, it really puts it into perspective for me.
00:15:41I'm playing with the big kids now.
00:15:43Hello, Miss Butthole.
00:15:44How are you?
00:15:45I'm great.
00:15:45How are you?
00:15:46It's good to see you.
00:15:47You know, it's interesting to see you.
00:15:48The last time I saw you, you were roasting me.
00:15:50Mistress, I'm honestly surprised you could be on Drag Race, bitch.
00:15:54You're not racing anyone.
00:15:58I'm going to have to get my lick back.
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:01Hi, nice to meet you.
00:16:02Nice to meet you.
00:16:03So quick return.
00:16:04I'm so honored to be on this season with.
00:16:06Season two, girl.
00:16:07I started doing drag in 1995.
00:16:09Works.
00:16:10I was born in 2001.
00:16:11Oh, get out of here.
00:16:12Hello, mistress.
00:16:14Hi, sweetie.
00:16:14How are you?
00:16:15It's a pleasure to see you.
00:16:16Where's the rainbow wig?
00:16:17I'd be lying if I said that I'm glad to see mistress.
00:16:20We need the rainbow wig.
00:16:21Where's the shade?
00:16:22Mistress and I, we don't even know each other, but she thought it'd be real funny to post
00:16:27a picture, insert picture, of me in some horrible wig to say good morning.
00:16:32I don't trust her.
00:16:33Good morning.
00:16:35What happens to good morning?
00:16:36She's a strong competitor.
00:16:38I also think she's a fire starter.
00:16:40But baby, I'm Tina Burner.
00:16:41It doesn't get hotter than that.
00:16:43Rip that shit off.
00:16:45Don't you rip that.
00:16:46She's got to return it.
00:16:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:52How does it feel being back?
00:16:53I've seen you've been gone for so long.
00:16:55I mean, everything is so much bigger.
00:16:57Even...
00:16:57I know you're fucking lying.
00:16:59Even though I'm meeting mistress for the first time, she's an instant sister just because
00:17:03you have the last name.
00:17:04I mean, you can't be in the house of Brooks and not be sickening.
00:17:06Period.
00:17:07No matter which line you're from.
00:17:10I think we're two different Brookses, but they claim each other.
00:17:13Look, we're two separate Brookses.
00:17:14We don't have to let them in.
00:17:15We don't even let them know that.
00:17:17Hopefully, it's a built-in alliance.
00:17:19I mean, we only have three weeks, so I think an alliance would help.
00:17:22Okay, so what is the attack?
00:17:23Are we playing nice with the girls?
00:17:25Oh, fuck all these people.
00:17:27It's just us at the end.
00:17:28We don't need even a third one.
00:17:29I love it.
00:17:29Two Brookses in the top three of season 10.
00:17:32Can't wait.
00:17:32Clock it.
00:17:33I think Nicole really wants to make a Brooks family thing, and I'm totally down to be
00:17:37Nicole's alliance because my strategy is to make alliances with everyone and allow them
00:17:41to act first, and then I'll act as I want.
00:17:44How do you feel about being back?
00:17:46I'm excited.
00:17:47I feel like the one thing that's so different, like, I'm not nervous at all.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:51Like, I'm just like, let's do it.
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:54Me and Carrie are from season 14 together, and she has blossomed to, like, this most beautiful,
00:17:59gorgeous woman, so I feel like she's definitely going to bring it, but not as much
00:18:03as much as me, though.
00:18:04The other girls, they are sickening, too.
00:18:07They are.
00:18:08Fucking mistress.
00:18:10She's the boldest bitch I ever fucking met.
00:18:14There's a lot of giggling over here, bitch.
00:18:16I love mistress.
00:18:17We have known each other ever since I was, like, 17, and we basically started doing drag
00:18:22together.
00:18:22Carrie, you missed the memo.
00:18:24Texas girl's supposed to wear updo.
00:18:25You're supposed to give an updo.
00:18:26We always had, like, a good connection with each other, and the fact that we're both here
00:18:30and this competition together is kind of gaggy.
00:18:33Come on, Texas girls.
00:18:34We're in the house.
00:18:35Yes, Texas in the house.
00:18:36Dallas.
00:18:37I'm originally from Dallas.
00:18:38Dallas Houston.
00:18:39And San Antonio.
00:18:40I feel like we just get each other.
00:18:43The girls that get it, get it.
00:18:44And my ass is moving on to the next round, so who's going with me?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:48Clock it.
00:18:49Like, clock it.
00:18:51I would love to have an alliance with my Texas divas because Rue didn't tell us anything
00:18:57about these extra four points, and I feel like they could be some booby traps.
00:19:02So I need to keep my eyes peeled, head in the game.
00:19:06It's all stars, baby.
00:19:08Carrie, if you don't come right now, you're not in my alliance no more.
00:19:10What'd I do?
00:19:11Come here if you want to be in this alliance.
00:19:13Hold on, ho.
00:19:16Do we think alliances are going to be?
00:19:18I think, look at these girls over there, all red teeth.
00:19:21Yeah, maybe.
00:19:21They're forming a Charlie's Angels over there.
00:19:24Look, Tina Burner's trying to make Lydia her drag daughter, and that's what's scaring me.
00:19:27Is that what's happening?
00:19:28I just fight Tina's horny.
00:19:30I wouldn't jump right off the bat and try to jump in with somebody.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:34Because you've got to know what their intentions are, because you can form an alliance,
00:19:36and this person can see you as a competition and then ask you on purpose.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:39I mean, all bets are off.
00:19:41Right.
00:19:42Maybe I'll just be myself.
00:19:44Yeah, maybe I'll just be myself, too.
00:19:45Maybe, yeah, right next to you, though.
00:19:46Right next to you.
00:19:47You know what I'm saying?
00:19:47I mean, I'll look out for you.
00:19:49Maybe I'll look out for you.
00:19:51Tina Burner on fire like the Hungrys the whole time.
00:19:54Oh, oh!
00:19:56Oh!
00:19:57Over there.
00:19:58Oh!
00:20:01She's bringing the balls.
00:20:02Happy Father's Day.
00:20:05For this week's maxi challenge, we have to take eight mystery items and combine them for
00:20:09one amazing look that's going to gag the judges.
00:20:12Oh, there's a letter.
00:20:13Yes.
00:20:14Oh, well.
00:20:14Read that for us.
00:20:15Oh, great God.
00:20:16Read the letter.
00:20:16Come on.
00:20:16Can you read?
00:20:17Bitch.
00:20:18Okay.
00:20:19Your first eight ball is free.
00:20:21One ball each.
00:20:22No peaks inside before you chew.
00:20:24XO.
00:20:25Rude.
00:20:26Okay, well, let's not worry about it, then.
00:20:28The brooks won't go first.
00:20:29Oh, this is heavy.
00:20:33I'm such a lazy bitch when it comes to sewing and creating things, but I'm actually very good
00:20:39at it.
00:20:39So I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel.
00:20:42So I just want to bring absolute perfection.
00:20:44Let me see what I got.
00:20:46One.
00:20:46One.
00:20:47Three, two, one.
00:20:49Balls.
00:20:49Jesus.
00:20:50That's stunning.
00:20:52That's gonna look good.
00:20:53And we have to use all eight of these, right?
00:20:55All, everything has to be used and visible.
00:20:58Oh, my goodness.
00:21:00Bitch, I got a bathroom mat.
00:21:02Come on, bathroom mat.
00:21:04Girl, that's the skirt right there, honey.
00:21:06What about this?
00:21:08Honey.
00:21:08Baby, I am excited about a design challenge.
00:21:11I love anything creative.
00:21:13Okay.
00:21:14I know how to sew.
00:21:16But I'm looking down at this fabric and everything I have, and I'm getting overwhelmed.
00:21:20When I had my dog, that was the carpet right by the door.
00:21:25All eight materials need to be seen on this one outfit in a way that ties together.
00:21:30I mean, the obvious choice would be to use this as a hat.
00:21:33It's hard, but I'm ready to play.
00:21:35I'm gonna give you a fashion show, baby.
00:21:36On my season, like, I ripped apart a bean bag and, like, sewed it for filth with side zippers
00:21:41and everything like that, and they were just like, it's all right.
00:21:44It's okay.
00:21:45It's Rhonda McDonald.
00:21:47Wait, didn't you go home on that one?
00:21:49Oh.
00:21:50How dare you.
00:21:51Oh.
00:21:56How many outfits did you do yours under season?
00:21:58So all of my runway looks were me.
00:22:00All of your runway?
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:02You heard that correct.
00:22:03What?
00:22:04What?
00:22:04Yeah, y'all shaking now.
00:22:06Who made all the runway?
00:22:08I don't know.
00:22:08Who?
00:22:09That's wow.
00:22:10That's wow.
00:22:11What do you mean that the bitch made all of her looks?
00:22:16That's, like, criminally insane.
00:22:17I don't want to compete with that.
00:22:19Ew.
00:22:19Hats off to you, Miss Butthole.
00:22:23And honestly, I'm gagged to see her back.
00:22:26I don't know if I really see it glow up, because she is back, like, so immediate.
00:22:30I hope she's ready, because all stars is not the time to learn anything about yourself.
00:22:35It is bring what you've got and slay.
00:22:38I swear, I'm so manic.
00:22:39I kind of just get an idea and I'm just like, go for it.
00:22:42That's how I am too, but that didn't work out for me too good last design challenge I did.
00:22:45So I'm trying to really think this time.
00:22:48I had a very strange relationship with the design challenges on season 17, especially because I was in the bottom
00:22:54two for a design challenge.
00:22:55I was really trying to reinvent the wheel.
00:22:57This time, I am coming at this with a more focused and intentional point of view.
00:23:01What else can you be besides a lampshade?
00:23:05A look.
00:23:07Sister girl.
00:23:08I'm stumped.
00:23:09I'm stumped.
00:23:10Free stone, okay?
00:23:11Oh wait, that's not a stone.
00:23:11It's a sequin.
00:23:12A sequin.
00:23:14In my time of doing drag race, I have done four design challenges and I definitely feel like the looks
00:23:20that I've made in the past were a little too simple and I don't want to be simple no more.
00:23:26This time, I want to come in with a silhouette that I've never done before and blow it out of
00:23:30the park through the moon.
00:23:33Okay, it all does go though.
00:23:35This is what ties it all together, because if you look, the colors of the flowers are everywhere.
00:23:39Oh yeah, you're...
00:23:40You know what?
00:23:40We're in alliance.
00:23:41I got you, girl.
00:23:42Oh, oh.
00:23:43They said we're in alliance.
00:23:45That's crazy.
00:23:45We're in team Texas.
00:23:46Are you in mistress?
00:23:47Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:48Are you team Texas?
00:23:49Yes, yes.
00:23:49Miss Brooks, honey.
00:23:50Pay attention.
00:23:51Team Texas, baby.
00:23:53She's house of Brooks.
00:23:54Ladies, stop you tearing me apart.
00:23:56There's enough of you to go around.
00:23:58Oh.
00:23:59The girls are ready to play this game with me.
00:24:01Yeah, I'm gonna give you one more.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03If you know anything about me, if you've ever watched this show, you should know.
00:24:08I'm gonna come in with some shenanigans and chaos.
00:24:11Now, wait a damn minute.
00:24:20Oh, that looks like a fucking moo moo.
00:24:22Take that shit off.
00:24:23Wait a fucking minute.
00:24:24Take that off.
00:24:25But it's gonna be cute.
00:24:26That's giving grannies moo moo.
00:24:27Don't start with me, mistress.
00:24:29It's too early for your shit.
00:24:32Hey, all stars.
00:24:34Hey, mother.
00:24:36Hi, mother.
00:24:38Tina.
00:24:39Yes, mommy dearest.
00:24:41Bring it to me.
00:24:42I don't have an ax, but I do have a sketch.
00:24:46Oh, boy.
00:24:47The richness of it all.
00:24:48Oh, my gosh.
00:24:50I know that you know how to sew.
00:24:52Yeah.
00:24:52Here's my picture.
00:24:53Those are some big bell sleeves, a cinched waist.
00:24:56These are gonna be the gold pants.
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:58And then what we're gonna do is this is gonna be, like, the top.
00:25:00And then there's this fur over here.
00:25:02What I want to try to do is, like, a fur cape.
00:25:04Mm-hmm.
00:25:04And there's the gold chain, which is gonna be the belt.
00:25:07Mm-hmm.
00:25:07It's very, like I said, a lane stretch, ladies who lunch.
00:25:09Yes.
00:25:09Like, we're going out for a martini.
00:25:11I love that.
00:25:12Now, you are back in this competition.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:15What you've been doing since then?
00:25:17Touring.
00:25:17Now my third residency in Provincetown and Puerto Vallarta.
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22And then I tour with my solo shows after that all over the world.
00:25:24Did you watch your season?
00:25:25I did.
00:25:26It was hard to watch.
00:25:27I looked at my makeup and I went, nobody told me.
00:25:29Ah.
00:25:29You know what I mean?
00:25:30All those years in New York.
00:25:31Nightclubs are different from television.
00:25:33100%.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34You didn't win any maxi challenges.
00:25:36I didn't.
00:25:37Why do you think that is?
00:25:38Because I think I didn't give you 100% of myself.
00:25:41Like, I slayed a lot of these challenges, but there was just something missing.
00:25:44Coming here was like summer camp.
00:25:46Summer camp for queens.
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:47And it made me push myself 3,000 times harder.
00:25:51I never thought that I could reach new levels and find new things about myself in my drag and my
00:25:57performance.
00:25:58Yeah.
00:25:58Wow.
00:25:59I am so happy to have you back here.
00:26:01I'm so excited to be here.
00:26:02Ever since leaving Drag Race, I've never worked harder in my life.
00:26:05My face is fixed, my outfits are elevated, and I'm ready to win my first challenge.
00:26:12Hello, gorgeous.
00:26:14So here you are back in this competition.
00:26:16What made you decide to come back?
00:26:17You know, I'm here to revise my resume.
00:26:20Uh-huh.
00:26:21And my mom came in and she really blew the roof off of everything.
00:26:25So I was like, I think I need to do one more round.
00:26:28Just one more.
00:26:29All right.
00:26:29So you got your A ball.
00:26:30Yes.
00:26:31And now, I don't remember if you could pull an outfit together on the sewing machine.
00:26:36Sewing machines are not my forte.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:38Nor my ministry.
00:26:39But I am good at sketching and I'm good at putting a little something together.
00:26:43So.
00:26:44Not your forte or your ministry.
00:26:46Mm-mm.
00:26:46What is your ministry?
00:26:48Confidence.
00:26:49You know, cunty confidence.
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:52I love that.
00:26:54So who's your biggest competition?
00:26:57Myself.
00:26:58Honestly, and I think I learned that a lot from being here last time.
00:27:01I got so in my way.
00:27:02And it was really heartbreaking going home and then watching it all play back.
00:27:06Even just when I was seeing me handle critiques.
00:27:09I was like, oh, like that bitch is so deflated.
00:27:12Like she just doesn't believe in herself and she didn't rise to the occasion.
00:27:17She more sunk.
00:27:19And I'm very determined to not allow that to happen this time.
00:27:22Listen, you are such a bright star.
00:27:25We are so happy to have you back.
00:27:27I'm so happy to be back.
00:27:28I'm gonna prove you right.
00:27:29I'm gonna prove you right.
00:27:30Well, Nicole Paige Brooks, you are back in the game.
00:27:35You've got acrylics on.
00:27:36No, no acrylics.
00:27:37That was a rumor.
00:27:38I don't do acrylics.
00:27:39That's something your makeup artist started.
00:27:41Shady bitch.
00:27:42Nicole has acrylic toenails with white French tips.
00:27:47Season two.
00:27:48We hadn't even figured this thing out yet.
00:27:50No.
00:27:50And what's been going on with you since then?
00:27:53Traveling the world on my two episodes.
00:27:54Oh my gosh.
00:27:56I know you can't tell by how successful I am that you threw me out so early.
00:28:01I am so happy that you are here.
00:28:03You are one of the founding queens of this franchise.
00:28:07So you're making an outfit.
00:28:09Do you know how to sew?
00:28:10Um, I learned a week ago.
00:28:14So this is my second dress and I'm the first one with anything sewn I think so.
00:28:18And I think I made a jacket.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21You walked the runway in a very Jersey flowing kind of.
00:28:24I know.
00:28:25Just kind of giving that same thing.
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:29It's the same silhouette.
00:28:31She's already noticing it.
00:28:33Just at this little chat and I definitely shouldn't wear it.
00:28:36Now what am I going to do?
00:28:38So you are Phoenix's drag mother.
00:28:41Shawna Brooks is my drag mother.
00:28:42Phoenix is my daughter.
00:28:43Destiny Brooks my sister.
00:28:45Tara Nicole Brooks is in Wilmington my other sister.
00:28:47And Mistress Brooks is part of that.
00:28:48She's of the Texas Brooks's.
00:28:50Her mother is Chevelle Brooks.
00:28:51Is there a camaraderie already formed because you're both Brooks's?
00:28:55I think so, but she's so shady.
00:28:57You don't know if it's real or not.
00:29:02Blink if you feel afraid for your life.
00:29:05There's something in my eye.
00:29:09Mistress.
00:29:10Yes, mother.
00:29:13Hey, welcome back.
00:29:14Before I show you this, I do have a question.
00:29:16I came in here being very congenial.
00:29:18Nicole Paige Brooks, she was like, oh, let's pretend to be family.
00:29:20But now I hear this bitch talking shit.
00:29:22So what was she saying at the table?
00:29:23She just wasn't sure if your hair and love was authentic.
00:29:28It's not. It's inauthentic.
00:29:30No.
00:29:31The girls here think I'm shady, but I call it being congenial.
00:29:35No, I'm a sweetheart.
00:29:36That's a beautiful collection of things with all these things in your eight ball.
00:29:40They were in my eight ball.
00:29:42You know, the only thing I'm really struggling with is utilizing the blue fabrics as like an accent.
00:29:46So I think I'm going to turn it into a purse.
00:29:48I'm making a corset from scratch.
00:29:50I'm going to do these huge rouge gloves.
00:29:52My style is very grand, Texas track.
00:29:55So I want that to reflect on the challenge.
00:29:56Wow.
00:29:57Well, thank you.
00:29:58You get back to work.
00:29:59Cannot wait to see it.
00:30:01Yes, well, definitely.
00:30:03Hello, Georgia.
00:30:05Hi.
00:30:05Should I put this right here?
00:30:06Yeah, that's perfect.
00:30:08You're a TV veteran.
00:30:09You know where that goes.
00:30:10Oh, yes.
00:30:11I basically moved in here.
00:30:12I came with a building at this point.
00:30:13I know.
00:30:14This is your third time in this competition.
00:30:17Y'all just can't get enough of me.
00:30:19How old are you?
00:30:19I was 24 now.
00:30:22I competed here when I was 21 the first time.
00:30:26See, if you were over here, I would slap you.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:28Do it.
00:30:28You already slapped me so many times.
00:30:30And meeting in the ladies room.
00:30:32Yes.
00:30:32That's so funny.
00:30:33You gave it to me good, Mama.
00:30:35Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:30:35You gave it to me good.
00:30:36And I needed it.
00:30:37I see you making a little cunt outfit there.
00:30:40Well, yes.
00:30:40Well, you should have seen, like, the beginning process of it.
00:30:43Everyone thought I was wearing a muumuu and everything.
00:30:45Uh-huh.
00:30:45I'm like, girl, now you know what I give.
00:30:47Yes.
00:30:47You know George's.
00:30:48You know she be serving the legs and all this stuff.
00:30:50Now, someone told me a story that in Texas, when you were a baby drag queen, your mother would take
00:30:56you to different gigs.
00:30:57Is that true?
00:30:57Yes.
00:30:58Also, my older gay brother.
00:30:59And we would take the Greyhound off for $30.
00:31:02And that's how I ended up meeting Mistress, was on the road.
00:31:05The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
00:31:07They never stop, Mama.
00:31:08I love this story.
00:31:09There needs to be a movie made.
00:31:11Who would play you in this movie?
00:31:13Might as well be J-Lo at this point.
00:31:15I mean, why not?
00:31:18If the girls didn't know before, now you know.
00:31:21Mama Ru cannot get enough of me.
00:31:22She loves me.
00:31:23And guess what?
00:31:24Yes, I am their biggest competition, because I'm going to give it to Ru every single time.
00:31:29And then you could play my brother traveling around on the Greyhound with me.
00:31:33Like doing this, doing that, you know.
00:31:35Honestly.
00:31:36Honestly.
00:31:37J-Lo and the Queen.
00:31:38J-Lo and the Queen.
00:31:41But at the same time, the pressure is on because it's my third time back, girl.
00:31:45I know the whole game and how it works, so I need to bring it.
00:31:49I have no excuse.
00:31:50Sister.
00:31:51What?
00:31:51You were cutting up a little too much for my liking.
00:31:54Not too much.
00:31:55Well, sister, you know that's my girl.
00:31:57Sweetie, that's your girl, but that's my mother.
00:31:59So not too much.
00:32:01Hello again.
00:32:02Oh my gosh.
00:32:04Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:32:05In the flesh.
00:32:06Now, when you were here before, you left quite the impression.
00:32:09And when you were gone, you were missed.
00:32:13Well, I missed you guys too.
00:32:14I love this color combination here.
00:32:16I mean, I like it too.
00:32:18It's so Pittsburgh hooker.
00:32:20Yes, very much.
00:32:22Do you have a sketch there?
00:32:23I do, yeah.
00:32:24Oh my gosh.
00:32:25That's really gorgeous right there.
00:32:28It's so much fun.
00:32:29Work.
00:32:30Do you think any of these girls are competition for you?
00:32:33Oh yeah.
00:32:34Completely.
00:32:35But I'm not worried.
00:32:35No?
00:32:36No.
00:32:36Are you sure?
00:32:37Yes.
00:32:38Okay.
00:32:39Can't wait to see what you turn out.
00:32:41Thank you, mother.
00:32:42Thank you for having me.
00:32:43Honestly, it's a little daunting to be back this soon.
00:32:46And I feel like now, I have to prove to all of these queens and RuPaul and myself that
00:32:51me coming back so soon was not a mistake.
00:32:56Listen up, all stars.
00:32:58Tomorrow, you'll present your eight ball eleganza on the main stage.
00:33:02Where we will be joined by our extra special guest judge, nightlife icon and my good friend,
00:33:09Suzanne Barsh.
00:33:10Oh my god.
00:33:12Oh my god.
00:33:13Oh my god.
00:33:13I love her.
00:33:14So good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:33:18Oh shit.
00:33:23Well after your TED talk with mother, are you keeping your same concept?
00:33:27Are you changing anything up?
00:33:28Well, I'm gonna do like a little swimsuit thing and go a little bit more New York instead
00:33:33of grandma.
00:33:34I felt like I was getting in the granny section.
00:33:36Well you do that already on your own, baby.
00:33:38Bitch.
00:33:39You know.
00:33:40That's just my age demographic.
00:33:42But she's still dressed like a 12 year old.
00:33:44Juvenile and no sense of style.
00:33:47What?
00:33:47I'm just kidding.
00:33:48These girls are all in the new RuPaul era.
00:33:51You know what I mean?
00:33:51And I don't think anybody thinks I'm competition.
00:33:54I think because I've been gone so long, they still see the same queen that was on season
00:33:57two.
00:33:58I'm pretty impressed with myself right now that I made a dress that I probably won't
00:34:02wear.
00:34:02But only 30 years later in drag did I learn how to sew.
00:34:06Thing is, I didn't really get a show very much on season two.
00:34:08They're about to learn it.
00:34:10Nobody's on my level.
00:34:12Please, girl, my level.
00:34:15Nobody's that high.
00:34:18Do you feel there's a lot of pressure because you haven't been here since season two?
00:34:21Do you feel like?
00:34:22I'm a woman of a certain age, so if I had to come back three times like gorgeous.
00:34:28Sister, you get her.
00:34:30You get her.
00:34:31She's gathering me right now.
00:34:32Hold on.
00:34:33Georges is so fucking adorable, but we're not going to tell her that.
00:34:36She's tough competition.
00:34:37Rude loves her.
00:34:38Great.
00:34:39That makes me nervous.
00:34:40I don't like that.
00:34:41So we're going to push her down some stairs or something.
00:34:43Auntie, you got to follow up with Georges?
00:34:45Right.
00:34:45Because I feel like some animosity.
00:34:46Oh, I didn't even see her.
00:34:47Is she here?
00:34:48Oh, wait a damn minute.
00:34:50I wasn't looking down.
00:34:51Oh, I can't even think of anything right now.
00:34:55I'm so mad.
00:34:55Uh-oh.
00:34:56I done upset the tiny one.
00:34:58Sister, she's wearing you out.
00:35:00Girl, I'm over the girls already.
00:35:03Bring on the new bitches, please.
00:35:05Don't be bothered by the elders.
00:35:09If something goes wrong, just let me know first.
00:35:12I would say the same, but I don't know if you need my help.
00:35:15I do.
00:35:16I'm sure I will.
00:35:17You're going to be over here fitting me.
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:18Work.
00:35:19I'll fit you.
00:35:20You fit me.
00:35:21It'll all work out.
00:35:22Oh, yeah.
00:35:22I like where we're going here.
00:35:24Being Lydia, I'm not going to say we have an alliance, but I will say maybe we have a pre
00:35:29-alliance.
00:35:30You know, I'm at the application to give in to apply for perhaps an alliance.
00:35:36So I might need your help sooner than later.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39What's up?
00:35:40Just with the stitching.
00:35:41When it skips like that, or like stretch fabric like this, what is the T?
00:35:46And also like, I don't know, I like Lydia.
00:35:49I just can't find the hole.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52I've heard that about you.
00:35:53It was like...
00:35:54I only said it a lot.
00:35:55I don't know.
00:35:56I really admire Tina.
00:35:58I'm coming into this as a fan of her, and we're flirting a little bit.
00:36:02But back on my season, I sort of developed a romance with Corey King.
00:36:06So I am in this competition for myself and no one else.
00:36:12See, I kind of know how to sew.
00:36:14Like, kind of.
00:36:15Are you going to be a full-time seamstress after this?
00:36:17Oh, fully absolutely never.
00:36:20This is reminding me how much I appreciate the amazing gifts of seamstresses worldwide.
00:36:27At this point, I'm seeing the vision.
00:36:29It's going to have movement.
00:36:30It's going to have frills.
00:36:32Honestly, I low-key want to wear this outfit at like the next Coachella.
00:36:36I'm just not sure that I can do it.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:39I'm going to just keep doing these until I pass out because I'm going to need a lot of them.
00:36:42I am absolutely feeling the pressure.
00:36:45No, what the fuck is...
00:36:47No.
00:36:47This is the first challenge and first impressions do matter.
00:36:52So even though I'm not a designing girlie, I am determined to rise to the occasion.
00:36:58No Viagra needed.
00:37:01Isabella.
00:37:04Isabella.
00:37:06Isabella.
00:37:08Isabella, how you doing over there?
00:37:10Who the fuck is Isabella, baby?
00:37:12It's just Isabelle.
00:37:14Isabelle.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:16Isabelle.
00:37:16Isabella.
00:37:18You know what?
00:37:19I'm hearing a lot of bitches talking and then I'm looking.
00:37:21I'm seeing moo-moos and scraps pieced together.
00:37:24This is the working girls section.
00:37:26I'm very in the zone right now.
00:37:27It is definitely taking me longer than I thought to make this corset from scratch.
00:37:31Mistress, you're doing some seam ripping?
00:37:33I am.
00:37:34I am.
00:37:37The cutting is wearing me out.
00:37:39The sewing is wearing me out.
00:37:40The piecing together is wearing me out.
00:37:42Tina Burner being in the same room as me is wearing me out.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45I love it.
00:37:46I think you should wear that and nothing else.
00:37:48Carrie Colby braiding fabric is wearing me out.
00:37:51It's gonna be such a long night.
00:37:53I know.
00:37:56Georgia's making her moo-moos wearing me out.
00:37:58If you're not into fashion, then you're a loser.
00:38:00Oh?
00:38:01Nicole Paige Brooks arts and crafts is just annoying me.
00:38:05Wait a minute.
00:38:07But none of these bitches are gonna distract me and slow me down.
00:38:10Guys, honestly the competition is starting to heat up.
00:38:12Like I feel it.
00:38:13Is it gonna be a long night?
00:38:16Tell me.
00:38:20Oh my God.
00:38:22It's runway day everybody.
00:38:24Good morning.
00:38:25We are getting ready to present our eight ball looks on the runway today.
00:38:30Sister, why is this not him?
00:38:32Sister, I'm not done yet.
00:38:33What happened to the rest of the dress?
00:38:35Yes ma'am, it's a napkin.
00:38:37These bitches thought I was gonna have a moo-moo, all that shit.
00:38:40But no mama, I'm gonna show y'all a sickening couture look.
00:38:44And honestly, by the looks around the room, I'm like,
00:38:47do I have this in this bag today?
00:38:49I'm wearing less than she is though.
00:38:51Miss Powell told me that the thing I was making is kind of like my entry look.
00:38:56So I turned my dress into a bodysuit.
00:38:59And my outfit is kind of based on something I just saw.
00:39:02As soon as that barge wear it, so hopefully I don't get ready for it.
00:39:04Where are you sitting?
00:39:05Are we sitting next to each other?
00:39:06Everybody scoot down.
00:39:07Let me be right here, baby.
00:39:08Brooke's in this mirror, honey.
00:39:09Yes, yes, Brooke's, this is the Brooke's mirror.
00:39:11Slide down.
00:39:12Look at all this stuff you need to get ready.
00:39:13This is a lot.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:15Look at mine.
00:39:16Baby, I'd like to come prepared.
00:39:18I'm not a soft, sensible woman like you.
00:39:23Do you think you have a good, solid chance?
00:39:24I think I do.
00:39:26I mean, what I've seen, it looks very clean.
00:39:28It's very like Samantha, Sex and the City.
00:39:30Ooh, yes.
00:39:30You know, like we all want to be a Samantha baby.
00:39:32Yep.
00:39:33I mean, I love Carrie, but no one wants to be Carrie.
00:39:34Nobody wants to be Carrie.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:36What the fuck, bitch?
00:39:37Not you.
00:39:38No, not you.
00:39:39Wow.
00:39:40Not you.
00:39:41Any time I hear, I love Carrie, but the only but should be this one right here.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:46Hey.
00:39:49Hey, sister.
00:39:50I have a question for you.
00:39:52Say we're in the top two today, right?
00:39:53Okay, so we're in La La Land.
00:39:54Just to spend your disbelief for a minute.
00:39:57Would you then adopt me?
00:39:59Oh, so you're gonna be my drag daughter.
00:40:02I'm auditioning for the role.
00:40:04Mistress is just a very well-rounded, good-ass drag queen.
00:40:08And very scary.
00:40:09And very mean.
00:40:10But that draws me to her.
00:40:12You know what?
00:40:13We'll see if you impress me today, and then we'll assess from there.
00:40:16Because I looked over and I could tell you need help.
00:40:18The wigs look a little flat, a little dry, and we're gonna get it together.
00:40:22That's exactly why you need to as my mother.
00:40:23You're not even using a Beauty Blender's Given 25-cent sponge.
00:40:27You know, it's scary out here.
00:40:29The girls are struggling.
00:40:30Just you wait, mother.
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:31Sister.
00:40:32Sorry.
00:40:33Sister for now.
00:40:34Get ahead of yourself.
00:40:36I don't know if Lydia's evil enough to be my daughter, but who am I to deny a young
00:40:41child a bright future?
00:40:43Because I believe the children are the future.
00:40:46It's our job to make them rotted.
00:40:49You really want to be part of that legacy?
00:40:50Yeah, I think that'll be funny.
00:40:51This legacy?
00:40:52I think it'll be funny.
00:40:53You ever see those birds?
00:40:54You know what I mean?
00:40:55You know when, like, a mama bird gives birth and one of the birds, like, it just doesn't
00:40:58make it and she just, like, throws it and doesn't take care of it?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01Like, that's mistress.
00:41:02Okay, perfect.
00:41:03You know what I'm saying?
00:41:03Yeah, I think I can handle that.
00:41:04You just know what you're getting into.
00:41:05I understand the game, you know?
00:41:06She's just gonna use you.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:08I think it'll be great.
00:41:10Sure, until it's not.
00:41:11Until she turns on you.
00:41:12Turns on me.
00:41:14She's just so fucking obsessed with me.
00:41:16Daughter, read her.
00:41:17Don't talk about my mother like that.
00:41:19Wow.
00:41:20You know what?
00:41:20I'm gonna be the first to stay right here.
00:41:22Tina's been at me, but I'm not gonna give it to her because let me tell you something.
00:41:25This bitch is obsessed with me.
00:41:26Ever since I tweeted that picture of her in that nasty Skittles wig, she didn't want
00:41:30to try to come for me.
00:41:31And it's like, girl, give it up, Mary.
00:41:33When did I ever come for you?
00:41:34Weren't you the one sliding into my DM?
00:41:36No.
00:41:37Because I believe you were.
00:41:39I believe I wasn't the one who responded if we were a call.
00:41:42I would like to see the receipt.
00:41:43I have the receipt, sweetie.
00:41:44Since we're going there, let's take it there.
00:41:46When I tweeted this picture of Tina, I reached out because I didn't want her to be mad, but
00:41:50she was real-
00:41:51That is not at all what happened.
00:41:52She was real bitter and nasty.
00:41:53That is not at all what happened.
00:41:57What does this sound like a fucking gay chicken coop in here?
00:42:02You're a liar?
00:42:03No, I have a lot of things, but I've never been a liar, bitch.
00:42:06Don't be mad about how you look.
00:42:07If you look like that, you look like that.
00:42:09Wait, so you started-
00:42:09If you look like that, you look like that.
00:42:11Babe, if you don't want no one posting the picture, take it off, getting images.
00:42:15Like I don't know what else to say.
00:42:16And while I'm doing like eight sold-out shows a week, maybe you can stay online like that too.
00:42:19Some of us are online girlies and some of us are performance girlies.
00:42:22The girls are mad.
00:42:24If we want to pull a bookie, we can do that too.
00:42:26Baby, my accountant will print the bank statements.
00:42:28We can get it together if we really want to go there.
00:42:29Baby.
00:42:30Check my credentials, honey.
00:42:31Listen, let's see if the longevity is there.
00:42:33When you have the career later, you know what I'm saying?
00:42:35Girl, I'm not talking to you.
00:42:36Bye, Ronald.
00:42:38Ooh.
00:42:39Wow.
00:42:40The girls just get one little moment and just hang on to it.
00:42:43When I gave her that little bit of attention,
00:42:44she's craving more.
00:42:46So I might throw her another bone.
00:42:48I might give her another tweet because she
00:42:49needs the interaction.
00:42:50I don't understand why people will be mad about, like,
00:42:52you giving them relevance.
00:42:54Like, baby, I brought Tina Turner back to the forefront.
00:42:56That's what I'm saying.
00:42:56I'll take a few more followers.
00:42:58Be grateful.
00:42:59While you're sitting there tweeting, I'm doing my shows.
00:43:02You know what I mean?
00:43:02Tina, stop talking to me.
00:43:05We all know mistress needs the target.
00:43:07She loves to, like, poke the bear.
00:43:10You know what I mean?
00:43:11And mama, it's working down because I
00:43:13could see, like, the fucking mirror shattering inside Tina.
00:43:18I was trying to slide in her DMs.
00:43:20Oh, so you had her.
00:43:22I wanted to go to her sold-out show
00:43:24and have her fuck me in the dressing room.
00:43:26In P-town or Puerto Vallarta?
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:28She's worldwide.
00:43:29She's everywhere.
00:43:31I'm going to wait for her to come to Houston.
00:43:33Mistress is a liar.
00:43:34She's gaslighting me.
00:43:36She's trying to get me to crack.
00:43:37You're not going to get me to crack, sweetie.
00:43:39You just won't.
00:43:40Baby, you met your match.
00:43:42You don't scare me.
00:43:43I'm going to wait for her to say, hey.
00:43:47peupergirl, put the bass in your wall.
00:43:54Looked up.
00:43:56Put the bass in your wall.
00:43:59Cat your toe get your whole body Donna Hershk Unitar
00:44:04and Do It.
00:44:05Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament
00:44:09of all stars it's michelle vasaj now michelle what is your lucky number four it's the south
00:44:17plainfield exit off of route 287 also where i lost my virginity the fantastic t.s madison
00:44:27maddie what's your lucky number well i have several 36 24 36 and 10.
00:44:39oh that ain't a lucky number that's a death sentence
00:44:46and she brings it to you every ball suzanne bars now suzanne what is your lucky number my lucky number
00:44:54is 69 it's always worked for me and we'll have a good time with that one how about 68 and
00:45:01i owe you
00:45:02one okay i'll take it this week we challenged our all-stars to create one high fashion
00:45:09design using eight different items and tonight on the runway category is eight ball eleganza
00:45:17all-stars start your engine and may the best drag queen win
00:45:26category is eight ball eleganza up first georges
00:45:32um call me mella yellow damn my dress is so sickening i think my eight elements mesh well
00:45:39together i'm serving leg and packing on that blush girl is getting muggy she's one of the yellow holes
00:45:48of texas yes she is that's a lot of mane and tail
00:45:55up next carrie colby a ho-ha take it baby oh yeah careful you're gonna put somebody's eyes out with
00:46:05those things i am obsessed with what i am serving there's so much movement going on with this outfit
00:46:11and that's really what i was hoping to achieve oh you're jingling baby go ahead baby i'm feeling just
00:46:18very tahiti goddess woman of color princess medusa so if you look too long you could get in trouble baby
00:46:27what key sweat say you got me twisted
00:46:29okay up next lydia butthole collins remember when angeline made that workout video
00:46:40this is the embodiment of a lydia butthole collins look because it's the rejection of traditional
00:46:45glamour it's something weird kooky off the wall i'll have for two these have always brought me
00:46:53oh i feel so heinous and i love it what exactly was in her eight ball 1980s
00:47:06up next mistress isabel brooks for the michelle visage collection
00:47:13i'm giving you like kind of jungle safari she was just discovered the monkeys led her to the land
00:47:20they taught her everything and she's just here to like stop the runway what do you do with your
00:47:24anal beats when they're not up your butt you use them as a purse i used all the materials and
00:47:31then
00:47:31some baby i look expensive i look sickening my hair looks electrocuted like i stuck a fork in a socket
00:47:37just give my head in charge touch all this ass yes honey there's a tiger in her tank
00:47:45up next nicole page brooks ooh baby i'm seeing star ooh twinkle twinkle little whore
00:47:55this look is inspired by suzanne barsh's outfit that i saw on instagram i look sickening my mug is
00:48:01right i love this hair these legs here for days asses passed up these cakes are cakes oh i know
00:48:07what
00:48:07what was she was in here what star booty oh okay i wonder what her rising is
00:48:15up next tina burner she owns 51 of the burlington coat factory i have a cigarette i'm just taking a
00:48:24moment because i'm so rich i'm just smoking the competition that's what i'm doing here because
00:48:29i look so stunning oh this is the no smoking zone oh yeah no smoking on the dance floor oh
00:48:36a gold bar
00:48:37boss coming up i have a fur jacket i got these gold pants up to my titties because they got
00:48:43money
00:48:44honey she called this at slacks fifth avenue check your coat check your colon
00:49:00welcome queens tonight tournament of all-star rules are in full effect
00:49:06i'll name the top two all-stars of the week and each will receive two points then the top two
00:49:13will lip sync for their chance to win 10 000 doulas and one extra point remember at the end of
00:49:22this
00:49:22three episode bracket the top three queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals
00:49:29with the chance to ultimately win 200 000 doulas yes now it's time for the judges critiques starting
00:49:39with georges now georges before we go to the judges point out the eight items you were given we got
00:49:46this
00:49:47flower fabric this black trim sequins the plastic this fabric the trim and then the ornament where the
00:49:56yellow come from the yellow too yes georges you do something very smart because you are diminutive
00:50:01you do those cutouts so that you get the most impact out of those legs what's your favorite part
00:50:06of this outfit honestly the little hip areas you know because i don't be wearing no hip pads
00:50:10i need a little something right there you're 24 you're not wearing hip pads yet thank you okay all
00:50:17stars season 20. i like it sexy flirty and you're working it well but the way you put it together
00:50:25whether
00:50:26you glued it or sewed it well that's left to be discussed at a later date but you did a
00:50:30good job
00:50:31up next carrie colby please point out the eight items one metal trim here beading blue fabric the
00:50:42silver kind of leatherette the silver with texture the molten chocolate lava fabric then there is a rivet
00:50:50trim and then this little sparkly skirt moment carrie this bra top the way that you constructed that
00:50:59is so visually stimulating that oh wait a minute oh wait oh oh you're driving me crazy well it's
00:51:06giving very medusa thank you meets xena warrior princess i love this look there's a lot of braiding
00:51:14and gluing i think going on there but what i love carrie is that you came out here with reckless
00:51:19abandon
00:51:20and that is what you need to do every time we see you i'm gonna do it good girl up
00:51:25next ladies and
00:51:26gentlemen lydia butthole college hello can you point out the eight items one the zebra print fabric
00:51:33two the green fabric three the pink fabric four the fringe five the metallic fabric six the black trim
00:51:41seven the fur and eight the little dangly things here oh wow i wondered where that chandelier went
00:51:48yeah lydia is fabulous zebra thinks pink i love the leg warmer vibe i love the makeup and everything
00:51:56the hair gorgeous you did a really good job here butthole thank you it's very club it's very fun the
00:52:04purse is ridiculous this whole draping thing was such a huge thing in the 80s the only thing missing
00:52:11are shoulder pads why didn't you do a shoulder pad well i do have a little shoulder pad is going
00:52:16on just a tiny bit but i could have added a little more i guess yeah it definitely took me
00:52:20back to the
00:52:2180s especially coming out of an eight ball worth it thank you next up mistress isabel brooks so first i
00:52:31have this animal print fabric number two i have this metallic fabric that i made the corset out of and
00:52:36then i
00:52:37have a trim number three and then trim number four i have these bugle beads and then i have my
00:52:43anal beads
00:52:43number five yes and you're gonna have to look closely i have two fabrics on the purse so the first
00:52:48is a
00:52:49black leather and then i use the metallic animal print blue fabric to line it and then i use this
00:52:54handful of tool as number eight i love this for obvious reasons it's an animal print i see the beautiful
00:53:00finished edge on that skirt which i appreciate the corsetry is gorgeous i love how teeny tiny and major
00:53:06waist i think this is the appropriate size pair with those friggin hips when you hit you hit hard
00:53:13mistress and i think this is really good my favorite are those beads the things that i would do with
00:53:20that
00:53:20bag but the things that you've done with that bag that's michelle tear my beads this is a silhouette
00:53:29you're known for how have you changed since you were here last i haven't changed i should have
00:53:34crowned the first time but i'm here i'm here to give you perfection all over again
00:53:41up next from atlanta georgia nicole page brooks what are the eight items it's all on here one
00:53:53two three four five six seven eight nicole i'm so happy to see you here honey this
00:54:03outfit it's cute i really would love for you to have zhushed it just a bit more and your face
00:54:11is
00:54:11beautiful but why you didn't beat it up because it's the world's biggest platform for drag i feel
00:54:17like you got to give us more the hair for me needs to be at least doubled i like you
00:54:22in brunette i think
00:54:23it suits you but it's got to be bigger i'm guessing you're not a sewer no but i did sew
00:54:30this and it
00:54:30reminded me of something that i saw on suzanne with but it heard this much better i'm flattered
00:54:35but i do agree it's simple a little bit at the same time having said that i actually love that
00:54:43you use
00:54:43most of the fabrics to make the different stars make a pattern rather than make a shape mom friend
00:54:50mughlin would like it wow with that gorgeous body i understand why you wanted to do a bathing suit you
00:54:57look fantastic thank you up next tinta burta show me the eight items that's stone which is on the
00:55:04shoes which is number one the pants fabric is number two the belt is number three this fabric
00:55:11is number four uh this is number five this is number six wow the fur is number seven and these
00:55:20earrings
00:55:21in the cigarette case was the fabric from the lamp which is number eight wow so you made a coat
00:55:28with a zipper fully lined with faux fur on the cuffs and the collar and you made high-waisted trousers
00:55:37and a shirt tina that's outstanding thank you did not know that you had all of that in you those
00:55:45pants
00:55:45it's amazing how that is so well constructed i think a couture courier is calling very chic very
00:55:53way uptown i love it last time i was here you asked me to step my up that's what i'm
00:55:59here to do
00:55:59you did it it's really really beautiful thank you very much thank you all stars i think you've heard
00:56:05enough while you untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate thank you
00:56:12thank you now just between us squirrel friends i want to know what you all think we're looking
00:56:18for the top two all-stars of the week based on their eight ball design presentations video was
00:56:26everything i thought the way that she sold it was amazing i love the flash dance 80s meets boschwick
00:56:32and i would order anything yeah anytime you want to put zebra with a neon even neon green
00:56:37i said it i'm here for it i love this is one of my favorites tonight the only thing that
00:56:43could have
00:56:43made it any better were huge shoulders you know i really loved mistress i loved the corset i love
00:56:50the makeup i thought she looked fabulous here's the one thing about that look we've seen it on her about
00:56:5517 times already now listen i'm not mad at anyone who can find a silhouette that works for them and
00:57:00then
00:57:00do it it looked great it was well executed and actually one of the best of the night y'all
00:57:06can we just
00:57:07agree tina burner killed it tonight she made a coat with a zipper with faux fur on the collar and
00:57:13sleeves and she lined it in red satin the pants were immaculate and she decorated the shoes i mean she
00:57:21let us know that she is in this competition to go all the way did you know she could do
00:57:26all that i did
00:57:27not know i didn't either i had no idea tina burner had all that in her i think she's definitely
00:57:32invited to
00:57:33look about these lunches all right silence i've made my decision bring back my all-stars
00:57:44welcome back all-stars based on your eight ball runway presentations i've made some decisions
00:57:51in the tournament of all-stars if you're not in the top you are in the bottom lydia mistress
00:58:05tina you all ate this challenge
00:58:11but the top two all-stars of the week are tina burner
00:58:23and lydia butthole collins
00:58:26oh shit
00:58:29conjagulations you've each earned two points the rest of you may step to the back of the stage
00:58:44lydia tina this week you were both ballers but tonight there can only be one winner
00:58:52two all-stars stand before me
00:58:57ladies this is your chance to impress me
00:58:59win 10 000 doulas and earn a coveted extra point in our tournament of all-stars
00:59:10the time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy
00:59:19i am in the top two this week i have arrived in this competition i am going to just let
00:59:26this song
00:59:27possess me because i want to show these queens that i'm here to win and i'm not going down without
00:59:32a
00:59:32fight pow pow pow pow pow this is my first maxi challenge win and it feels good baby but there's
00:59:40an
00:59:40extra point on the line honey so you know i'm gonna turn it out baby because i have to
00:59:45every point in this competition is important good luck and don't
00:59:51fuck it
00:59:52up.
01:00:23A feeling that I know so well, that you got me burning up with your love, sensation, oh, sensation, sweet
01:00:41sensation, I can't find the words to explain.
01:00:47You're such a hot temptation, you just walk right in and take me away, and all I want to say
01:01:00is thank you, baby, cause you're on your time.
01:01:04Can't you see that I love nobody else?
01:01:10Oh, wow.
01:01:23Oh, wow.
01:01:26That was so good.
01:01:30All stars, I've made my decision.
01:01:40Lydia Bunhole Collins, contractulations, your winner, baby.
01:01:48Girl, what the fuck is my life right now?
01:01:52You've won a cash tip of $10,000, plus an extra point.
01:02:00Wow.
01:02:01Thank you so much.
01:02:02Which gives you a total of three points.
01:02:05Tinta Bertha, you have a total of two points.
01:02:10Georges, Carrie, Mistress, and Nicole, please step to the front of the stage.
01:02:23All stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
01:02:29Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point.
01:02:34But there is a twist.
01:02:37You cannot keep the point for yourself.
01:02:40You must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ, or the most valuable queen of
01:02:49the week.
01:02:51I'll leave it up to each of you to decide which all-star deserves your MVQ point.
01:02:58Oh, my God.
01:02:59But choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket, the three queens with the most points will move on
01:03:07to the semi-finals.
01:03:09And the other queens will be eliminated.
01:03:14Condragulations, all-stars.
01:03:16And remember, if you can't love yourself out now, hell, you gonna love somebody else.
01:03:20Can I get an amen up in here?
01:03:22Amen.
01:03:23All right, now let the music play.
01:03:25You make me feel the spot in my ear.
01:03:29Whatever you have to say, long as you whisper to me.
01:03:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:03:37Yes, I'm on love, but that is what you are.
01:03:41Next time on the Tournament of All Stars.
01:03:44We're ready to start giving our MVQs.
01:03:47So you're giving me your point, and then vice versa.
01:03:49I'm gonna swap with you.
01:03:51You're gonna swap with me.
01:03:52Yes, no, but that's not your.
01:03:54Is it giving family ties, or is it giving bullshit?
01:03:56That's it.
01:03:57For this week's maxi challenge, we're gonna have ourselves a wrap and roast.
01:04:02Oh, yeah.
01:04:02Oh, yeah.
01:04:04Do any of you queers have something sexy I can slip into?
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:11Chapel Rowan is here.
01:04:12Y'all ready for dance?
01:04:15Miss, but no, the question is, who do you like to give back in so quick?
01:04:19Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
01:04:22You make me feel the spot in my ear.
01:04:27Whatever you have to say, long as you whisper to me.
01:04:35Asana, my lover, that's what you want
01:04:42Asana, my lover, that is what you want
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