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00:00It sounds pretty traumatic for you, but like, you know
00:03Traumatic, but like, cool, like, this is a good story to tell
00:05Absolutely, this is what it's for
00:07This is all for this moment
00:09Everything led us here, that's incredible
00:12How crazy is that?
00:13I'll be right back
00:58Don't send a text
01:25What's your name?
01:30What's your name?
01:31I got a two.
01:33I got a two.
01:33I got a two.
01:36I got a two.
01:39Hey, there's a room.
02:00I got a two.
02:06I got a two.
02:19I got a two.
02:40Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers
02:43that just don't fit the vibe?
02:45Introducing four new old flavors
02:47that are fueling to the whole bar.
03:07Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers
03:10that just don't fit the vibe?
03:12Introducing four new old flavors
03:13that are fueling to the whole bar.
03:21Oh, my trip was amazing.
03:23The best bar?
03:24Ibiza.
03:25And then we went to Barcelona.
03:27So would you recommend the spaghetti?
03:29I just got back from Paris
03:31and I was eating croissant.
03:48Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
03:53What?
03:54Yo, that's how you say it.
03:57Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I...
03:59Yo, that's how you say it.
04:05Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
04:06Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
04:08Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
04:11It's actually taken from the Indian word like that.
04:14It's like a Sanskrit.
04:16Yo, I...
04:17Yeah, go left.
04:21Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue,
04:23we should go to my dad's
04:24because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
04:28Tandoori kebab.
04:30Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
04:32Bro, what?
04:32Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
04:35This is good chicken, man.
04:36I'm just using...
04:37Okay, leave and not hang out with you guys anymore.
04:39I'll be fine.
04:39Oh, hi!
04:40Shut up!
04:41Good boy!
04:42Oh, hi!
04:42Oh, hi!
04:42Oh, hi!
04:44Oh, hi!
04:44Oh, hi!
04:49Oh, hi!
04:49Oh, hi!
04:52Oh, hi!
04:53Oh, hi!
04:53Oh, hi!
04:59Oh, hi!
04:59Oh, hi!
05:03Oh, hi!
05:04Oh, hi!
05:04Oh, hi!
05:05Oh, hi!
05:08Oh, hi!
05:08Oh, hi!
05:14Can you, uh, get me some free roll-ups in the kitchen?
05:23Okay, what the fuck is going on?
05:25What?
05:26Who is that?
05:27And what the fuck are you wearing?
05:28That's my girlfriend, Raven.
05:30We're in love.
05:31I thought I told you that.
05:32Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the satanic temple, too?
05:34You know what?
05:35Mop all you want, but satanism is beautiful.
05:38Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste.
05:41And you can rave all night, and connect to a higher power, and realize we're all one.
05:46It's not like sickly in dark mode.
05:48It's not like sickly in dark mode.
05:49No, it's not.
05:50It's the same shit, different flop.
05:52You're even more lost, bro.
05:53Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
05:55You good?
05:56Yeah, I'm fine.
05:58I'm just tired.
05:59Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story, and now he's down fast.
06:02A story?
06:03Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
06:05Whatever, man.
06:06I don't care about that.
06:07That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
06:09I don't.
06:14Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
06:16Move on.
06:17It's been five fucking years already.
06:19Oh, it's only been a year.
06:20Okay, and it's not that easy.
06:23She was special.
06:24Yeah, that's the guy that's smashing a different hinge grill every other night.
06:27Oh, man.
06:28You look pathetic.
06:29Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
06:32Yo, Sonny.
06:33What?
06:33I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
06:36Look, even fucking Nav is here.
06:39Or is that French Montana?
06:41You can't tell us Nav?
06:43Yo, my bhaji from another bingy.
06:46What's good?
06:48I'm learning on Punjabi.
06:50Nice.
06:50Yo, there's my favorite client.
06:53Yo, what's up, man?
06:55Yo, I'm just gonna steal him for a second, okay?
06:59That's the manager guy you set him up with?
07:01Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
07:03He's pretty handsy.
07:04Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
07:06Yeah, they are.
07:07And it's annoying.
07:07Yo, you get that Seltzer PR package yet?
07:09Uh, I don't think so.
07:12Whatever, man.
07:13Just tag them in here, okay?
07:15Post the can and tell them how you sell suit pelts.
07:19What's that even mean?
07:20It doesn't matter what it means, man.
07:21Butter him off with a freaking smile.
07:23High energy.
07:23I need this by tomorrow, man.
07:25I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
07:27All right, all right.
07:36What's up, brother?
07:37What's up, brother?
07:38What's up, brother?
07:39What's up?
07:40You're getting $1.
07:40You can't have a phone.
07:42You can do anything else.
07:48That's the only thing.
07:48What is this?
07:50That's the one.
07:51Very nice. Thank you.
07:54Go, Pandi.
07:55Come on. I'll get the cups.
08:12What do you have to do?
08:14I don't know.
08:29You are right.
08:35Let's have some fun.
08:37Fun? What do you think?
08:52I don't know.
08:53Nice weather.
08:54Yeah.
08:58Good.
09:01Good.
09:03Good.
09:05Good.
09:06Good.
09:09Good.
09:10Good.
09:12What did you do?
09:14I like it.
09:15I don't like it.
09:16I don't like it.
09:17I don't like it.
09:17I don't like it.
09:20My brother.
09:22My brother.
09:23My brother.
09:24I love you.
09:27I love you.
09:42secure the government's all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account
09:46they can't because the encryption right so what you want to fucking do to create generational
09:51wealth right fucking buy at the bottom you buy gooch coin crazy fucking investment i'm telling
09:59you it's fucking sick gotta fucking get into it sorry for swearing i'm fucking excited about
10:04fucking crypto is sick yo jasmine's world bro what's good bro you haven't posted something
10:09like a month bro i suppose it's only two weeks ago nah nah but you have to post something good
10:12you know what i'm saying like the streets are waiting my jeep yo you seen this uh this prem
10:17guy yo let's post some good stuff might even take your spot if you don't get on it bro yo
10:22plug your
10:22phone real quick i'll show you i'll show you yeah search up p-r-e-m prem prem yeah yeah
10:27that one right
10:27there you'll watch that one and hell yeah i want extra on that pizza yo this has three million views
10:35that he just posted it yesterday hey guys i know we all like to have fun but it is important
10:41to
10:41celebrate our differences because brain beans love frame out oh yo
10:49shit man's getting swerved now eh yo yo let's watch that one right there i'm gonna teach you how to
10:56make the most amazing bookalicious routine baby stop looking at me exactly what i'm not gonna make it
11:02like that hey yo yo everyone listen listen up can I have your attention please first of all thank you
11:09all for showing up tonight big thank you to mummy g for the picorna and shout out meal who ate
11:17two
11:17trains last but not least give it up for my man just me
11:29yo just me where you at come on out just me
11:36yo just me just me just me oh that guy he left left what do you mean left i don't
11:43know he got
11:44swerved by some rebecca chick and dip yeah he looked pretty depressed you guys might want to check the
11:49local bridges water towers nearest tall building maybe going straight to boysville this car's still
11:55here where the fuck is he i checked the pool house nothing i went to the neighbors they don't even
11:58know
11:59who he is why would the neighbors know who he is okay let's roll out wait wait wait none of
12:03us should
12:03be driving i'm tipsy as fuck wait oh who the fuck are you two get the fuck away from my
12:08car
12:09who invited you oh we could take my bike what or your neighbor's helicopter you don't have to fly a
12:17fucking helicopter yes i do bro it's um it's x to go up and then right of course circle to
12:23go down
12:24uh-huh r1 is shoot so don't fucking press r1 are you fucking for real first of all both of
12:30you
12:30fucking relax yeah it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot i'm a really good driver
12:35when i'm drunk because i know i'm drunk i'm actually way more focused on the road what i mean you
12:41could say i'm a better driver drunk than i ever am sober that makes sense to me i can't believe
12:46your
12:46dumb faces are the last thing i'm going to see sonny get out i'll be doing car save up but
12:51where the
12:51fuck did you come from i was taking a piss in the woods we have washrooms in the house you're
12:56fucking
12:56doing coke in the bathroom and i'm fucking wrong the fuck out you're fucking ugly bro look how fucking
13:01drunk you are yo what do you guys say why you fucking letting him drive bro look how fucking
13:05ripped he is bro i drive better drunk trust me all right where we going oh maybe he's uh emo
13:10eating
13:10at the spot let's fucking roll so uh therapy how's that going i don't know it's a lot kind of
13:20lost
13:20myself after the whole mere thing i don't know why i attract the guys that i attract it's probably your
13:26son yo no sign of your speed i don't even think he came here but i did grab hella shit
13:31chili chicken
13:33i got chow mein ginger fish you guys are jillipaneer too right i'm vegetarian
13:37shit i'll be right back no sonny you already took forever we gotta go what do you want from me
13:43he's
13:43hungry no sonny chill sonny great no one's here he goes to the lake to clear his head i don't
13:50know
13:50you guys mind if i smoke a joint absolutely not there's only one way of consuming bong bro that's
13:56too fucking drunk or not think about it you got to be on the battlefield proper like a warrior
13:59standing there yo what did he barely got a fucking asthma what the fuck did i say sorry sorry sorry
14:05gunjet wait you don't think that he pulled up to no no he wouldn't wait did he have
14:34so is it just you two in the house today
14:38haha nice nice also no one else nobody at all
14:43i know manvi's away on vacation but i know you two have a lot of family people coming by
14:50you know did anyone come by maybe they came through the basement or the back door is sometimes
14:55open sometimes people get old and they look different strange relatives anyone anyone okay
15:02what is this all tomasha which she's trying to ask badly did just me come by why is he okay
15:09did
15:09you call him yeah no no no auntie he's he's fine he's just he's not picking up
15:13his phone why would he not pick up your calls did something happen no no no no no he was
15:18just with
15:19us earlier but he he forgot something at home and went to go pick it up so maybe we thought
15:27he meant
15:56this home
16:21Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:27Hello?
16:29So, is everything okay?
16:33You all right?
16:40Oh, hey, man.
16:43Just breathe?
16:45What are you doing here?
16:47Is this real?
16:49Are you real?
16:51Yeah, I'm real.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:55Are you living in your car?
17:05You see that house down the street?
17:10That was the house, man.
17:12The house that Mia bought me.
17:15We're supposed to move into before she put my heart on my chest and just...
17:24Now it's just standing there.
17:26Unfinished.
17:28Just like my hopes and dreams.
17:32Okay, you can still finish the house, man.
17:34You can move in yourself.
17:37You think I have money like that anymore?
17:39You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
17:44Us realtors, we're washed, man.
17:47Do you know how that feels, Mr. Dollar of You?
17:52Look, man.
17:55I got my heart broken, too.
17:57And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
18:01And she's engaged.
18:04It sucks, man.
18:06I know it's weird how fast things change.
18:09It's tough to keep up.
18:11Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
18:16bunch of nothing?
18:17I feel washed.
18:21But I just breathed for you all.
18:25Had a plan.
18:27Marriage.
18:29Kids.
18:30Run for Mayor Bradton.
18:31Kids.
18:32Hit a million followers and more kids.
18:34Yeah, look.
18:36Sometimes you don't need a plan.
18:38Okay?
18:39Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
18:44Look, man.
18:46You're a smart guy, alright?
18:48And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
18:53But this?
18:54Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
18:57It's pathetic.
18:59So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
19:10Oh, shit!
19:11I just realized something.
19:13You're a brother.
19:15My brother.
19:16You could bring Manvi back to me.
19:19Oh.
19:20Yeah.
19:20What?
19:21Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
19:25Yeah.
19:26You can have my house, man.
19:28I'll even finish the floor for you.
19:30Where's my...
19:31Where's my key?
19:32You can have my way, man.
19:33You can have my keys.
19:34Take it all.
19:35Just...
19:35Please, man.
19:36Just bring her back to me.
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:38I can't sleep.
19:41Where's my...
19:41I don't know.
19:42I thought we were bros, man.
19:44Bring yourself...
19:45Just bring her back to me.
19:51I can't do anything. I can't think about anything.
20:12Everything okay, TJ?
20:13Yes, book. I'm glad you all are here.
20:16It's nice to have the house phone.
20:22Oh, he's at his spot.
20:23Who?
20:24Just me. I have his location.
20:27Are you dumb? Why didn't you mention this before?
20:30Because my phone was dead.
20:31I have a charger in my car.
20:33Cars can charge phones? That's incredible.
20:36You know what? Just forget it. Let's make moves.
20:39Yeah. Bye, Auntie.
20:41Neil, hold on one minute, please.
20:42Uncle.
20:44There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
20:48So handsome.
20:50Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
20:53It's wrong.
20:54Tell him.
20:55I love you.
20:56I love you.
20:57Tell him.
20:57Also, that's a Gooch coin.
21:00Here, give this to just me.
21:02You'll be seeing him before I do.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay, Goochie.
21:11Stupid.
21:16Hey, there's Waldo.
21:19Guru Waldo.
21:21We called you like a million fucking times. FYI.
21:24Where the hell were you, man?
21:25We've been ripping it up and down Saga to scarves.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Look, sorry.
21:29I just...
21:30I needed some space.
21:31Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
21:34You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
21:36I know.
21:38You're still not over it.
21:39This guy's never gonna get over it.
21:41He needs a beard across the face.
21:42Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
21:44What are you talking about?
21:44Brown trauma's a real thing.
21:45What trauma?
21:46What trauma?
21:47It takes time.
21:47How does these things take years?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Come over.
21:58Holy.
21:59Can't fuck parking for hell in this city.
22:01It's your place, eh?
22:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
22:05That's a shame.
22:07What the hell is he doing here?
22:08Buddy, are you fucked?
22:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
22:11All right.
22:12Well, thanks, I guess.
22:17Look, guys.
22:21I appreciate you.
22:22I just want you to know that.
22:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases,
22:33and still sticking by me.
22:37So, thank you.
22:39Thank you for the gifts.
22:41Thank you for the party.
22:44Thank you for just keeping me in check.
22:46Woo!
22:47Thank you for just everything that you do for me.
22:53I love you guys.
22:54I love you.
22:55Aw.
22:56Come on.
22:57Rupon!
22:57Come on!
22:58I love you guys so much.
23:00Oh, what?
23:01We've known each other for so long.
23:02Yeah.
23:03We are bonds.
23:04Remain.
23:04Okay.
23:05I love you guys.
23:05I love you guys so much.
23:20I love you guys.
23:23Nice to meet you.
23:24I really love you guys so much.
23:26Excuse me.
23:35Hello, Mr. Srikal.
23:40No, you didn't get caught up.
23:44No, you didn't get caught up.
23:47Okay, okay.
23:49Tell me, I'll fly to the information.
23:52Okay, okay, okay.
23:57I'm busy, I'm busy.
23:58Okay.
24:00After that, I decided to do the best.
24:03Let's go, I'm a good guy.
24:04I'm just going to get the best.
24:06I'm going to get the best.
24:08One way to take it.
24:11We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
24:15Alright, thank you so much for coming.
24:18Appreciate you.
24:19This has been an incredible birthday.
24:21Okay.
24:22I hope the house isn't trashed.
24:27Love you.
24:28Love you.
24:30Your mom asked me to do this.
24:36Nice.
24:37Thanks.
24:37Got it.
24:38Love you.
24:39Alright, man.
24:40Happy birthday.
24:40Thank you, bro.
24:42Can I sleep here?
24:44Sure.
24:46Hell yeah.
24:48See you in the morning.
24:49Yep.
24:51Yep.
25:21Hello?
25:23Hello?
25:24Mr. Gull, thank you.
25:28Yeah, no, I'm a good mom.
25:30Yeah.
25:33Yeah, I miss you too.
25:37I tried picking it up, but I couldn't.
25:39She grew that much overnight.
25:40It was my fucking mind.
25:42Wait, which daughter is this again?
25:43One of the middle ones?
25:45Anyways, how are things at home?
25:47Yeah, you know, dad's away, so still me doing everything.
25:52What about your new girl?
25:54She got messy, so I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
25:58You know what? You do you.
26:01Oh, shit. I totally forgot I have therapy in 10.
26:04I got to go, sonny.
26:06Yo, you can use one of my spare offices.
26:08I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit, because these guys watch Cracked All Desi Reels all day,
26:12but it should hold.
26:13Really?
26:14Yeah, yeah, it's right there.
26:16Okay, thanks. I'll be quick.
26:17Yeah, no problem.
26:22Shinta!
26:23Yo, Shinta!
26:24Yes, brother.
26:26Oh, come on. I'm back to work.
26:28I'll check the wheel, brother.
26:29It's very funny, man.
26:30It's not time for me, brother.
26:32Load it in the fucking truck.
26:34Go!
26:35There's no car here.
26:36Just a little back problems.
26:39A little break.
26:40Okay, I'm going to break you.
26:42You're going to break the truck.
26:43You're going to break it.
26:44Yeah, yeah.
26:52Okay.
26:54Good to go.
26:59I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
27:01Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
27:02Go where, bro?
27:03The engine's literally on the ground.
27:05Does anybody know how to put this together?
27:07Is it all-wheel drive?
27:08Yeah.
27:09No, I don't know how.
27:10Fuck!
27:11We're going to be late as fuck, man.
27:12Like, fuck!
27:13I told you we should have flown, man.
27:15Fuck!
27:17Okay, you know what?
27:19I know what to call.
27:23Yo.
27:24Sorry.
27:26Yeah, what's up?
27:28Yeah, man.
27:31Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
27:34Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
27:37This is all that's left.
27:45Yes, babe.
27:47I told you I was going away this weekend.
27:49Right before we left.
27:51How else am I supposed to make money?
27:54Just get Mom to watch him.
27:56Holy fuck.
27:57Relax.
27:58You always do this shit.
27:59Fuck, man.
28:01Hey.
28:04You've got a lot of anger in here.
28:05I can hold space if you want.
28:07This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
28:11What are you talking about?
28:12All right, good news.
28:13Let's go off the wall, sonny.
28:14He's got a guy coming through the border.
28:15He'll just hit your ride with him.
28:17Nice.
28:18Probably take the car, too.
28:19Sick.
28:27Here we go.
28:28You guys have a safe trip, okay?
28:30Take care.
28:32Nice car, by the way.
28:33Fucking white people.
28:36So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
28:40I don't know.
28:40I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
28:44It was nice to be taken care of.
28:46I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
28:50I take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
28:52My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
28:56Well, because you're the eldest, right?
28:58Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
29:02But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
29:05That's just not me.
29:08Anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
29:11But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
29:14I don't know.
29:15Tell me, Chippy.
29:17Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
29:20Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why
29:24you attract these dynamics.
29:28What do you mean?
29:29Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns.
29:32My, me, I'm the victim.
29:35He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
29:36Him and all the other men.
29:38Fuck the fuck!
29:39Right, that's fucking it.
29:41Shut the fuck up!
29:42I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
29:45Don't you allow fucks to have anything else to do?
29:46Holy shit!
29:49Sorry, ma'am.
29:50Sorry.
29:52Fuck's sake.
29:57What were you saying again?
29:58You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger?
30:05What anger?
30:06Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
30:09You can get a gun and a burger.
30:11Oh, oh, oh, my gosh.
30:12I think this is our truck.
30:16Why?
30:16Oh, nigga.
30:17Oh, shit.
30:19Come on in, bro.
30:20What's up?
30:21Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmith.
30:23What's up bro?
30:23What's up bro?
30:24And this is his um... this is his naabi.
30:28What's up bro?
30:28What's up bro?
30:29What's up bro?
30:29What's up bro?
30:30What's up bro?
30:31Bro, thank you so much for being yourself.
30:33Of course, of course, of course.
30:36All you Canadian ones say bro a lot.
30:38Yo bro, toilet bro, hemorrhage bro, this thing bro.
30:43Alright, we're basically just saying paaji.
30:45If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio is the exact same.
30:49Paaji this, paaji that, paaji oh, chaka paaji eh, chaka paaji.
30:52Paaji bro, bro, paaji.
30:53Paaji bro, bro, paaji.
30:54There's literally no difference man.
30:56We all have that inner drive to say that word.
31:01So you nervous to host it?
31:03Uh, not really man.
31:06I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
31:08Too many, at this point.
31:11Come on bro, a gig's a gig, you know that man.
31:13I'm sure you'll be great paaji.
31:15Thanks man.
31:16For how long you been driving truck for sunny?
31:19Uh, just under a year.
31:21Does he like, tell you what you're picking up?
31:24Do you know what's bad there?
31:25Uh, you're tired, you know, usually, probably.
31:28You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
31:33This has been keeping me steady.
31:35That's good man.
31:36As long as it's honest work man, you never know what that guy is.
31:38Oh, nothing like that maaji.
31:41I'm just grateful to sunny maaji.
31:43He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
31:46But he's out there.
31:48Wait, you wanna get a job in a field?
31:51Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:56In his field, in his field.
31:58Well you have to go back there to work in your field.
31:59Are you telling me to go back?
32:00No.
32:01No.
32:03No.
32:04No.
32:05Bro.
32:07Hey yo, hello.
32:08Hey yo, bang.
32:09Hey yo, bang.
32:09Hey yo, bang.
32:11Hey yo, posted on the block.
32:12Dude, I lit there.
32:13Man, I had your fun.
32:14Man, I need you to come put it for me.
32:15Ain't no thing, no.
32:16I got that booty for.
32:17Put it for me.
32:18I got it.
32:19I got it.
32:20I got it.
32:21I got it.
32:21I got it.
32:21I got it.
32:25Hey sir, how are you sir?
32:27I got it.
32:28I got it.
32:29Hey, what is it?
32:32What?
32:34You're going to take a job to do this?
32:36Sorry, I've got to know that my job is not perfect.
32:39My job is not good.
32:40You are good.
32:41Brother, what respect do you have to do?
32:43It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
32:46I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
32:49Supervisor?
32:50What supervisor?
32:51You didn't know me Sri Lankan girl?
32:52You didn't hire me?
32:54No.
32:54He's a big man.
32:55He's a very young man.
32:57Oh.
32:57Gotcha, and I don't want to go all the time.
33:14Hi, good evening. Are we checking in?
33:16Yes, we are.
33:17Great, what name is the reservation under?
33:19It should be under your name, mate.
33:21You got this, right? I'm going to go get some of that water.
33:23Okay.
33:23Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
33:28Can I get that now?
33:30Yeah.
33:32Cool.
33:36Is that gluten-free?
33:38Yes, it is.
33:39Okay, then I don't want it.
33:41Oh.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Okay.
33:43I'll be back.
33:45Yeah, sorry about that.
33:47It's okay.
33:48Anyways, the name should be under a first name to Smith, last name Dutta.
33:52Okay.
33:53How do you spell?
33:53D-U-T-T-A.
33:55Uh, yeah, sorry.
33:58I'm not seeing anything under that name.
33:59Could it be under anything else?
34:02Um...
34:02This means Swirled?
34:03Uh, yes.
34:06Okay, we do have that.
34:08Great.
34:08Great.
34:09Mr. Swirled.
34:11Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
34:13Cool.
34:18Okay.
34:20Oh, okay.
34:22Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
34:24Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
34:27We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
34:29Yeah, that's just my stage name.
34:31Okay.
34:32But I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
34:35Okay.
34:35Yeah, but that's me.
34:37It's...
34:37I'm Mr. Swirled.
34:38It's literally me on the flyer.
34:45Oh, yeah.
34:46You look great on that.
34:48But, um, yeah, no, I still would need to see ID.
34:51It's policy.
34:52Seriously?
34:54Can we get a selfie, please?
34:57Sure.
34:58Here.
35:04Sorry.
35:05I already bent the rules on the cookie.
35:08Okay.
35:09Yo, Nubby.
35:10Yeah.
35:10Can you call the organizers?
35:11They booked the room under the wrong name.
35:13Yeah, just check again, man.
35:14I'm sure they have, man.
35:15Bro, just do your job, please.
35:19Always making me douche.
35:20Shit, man, make fun.
35:21Boy, I don't know.
35:22Do this.
35:23Do that.
35:27Hello.
35:29Hello.
35:29Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
35:31Hello.
35:32I need one of you guys to come...
35:34These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
35:36They sound drunk.
35:37They're partying or some shit.
35:38Here, get to me.
35:39Hello?
35:41Hey, uh, it's just me.
35:43Uh, just me?
35:45The guy that's emceeing your competition?
35:46Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:47Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
35:49It's so late right now, bro.
35:51Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now,
35:53and you can't check in,
35:54because the name is...
35:55Bro, oh shit, they're playing Roger Cha Cha.
35:57I'm a piano remix.
35:59Hey, seriously?
35:59Booked it under Mr. Swirl?
36:01Yeah.
36:02Sorry.
36:03But he could change his name, right?
36:05Legally?
36:06Hello?
36:07Hello?
36:21Hello?
36:28Yo, heinels.
36:30When is it bomb?
36:32Are you kidding me?
36:33Just me?
36:34Holy shit!
36:36Dude...
36:36What are you doing here?
36:38I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
36:40This is wild.
36:40Don't you live in Jersey?
36:41Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
36:43She's competing.
36:44I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
36:46You've accomplished so much.
36:48I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
36:51Really?
36:51Okay.
36:52Um, full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
36:57Wow.
36:58Really embarrassed.
36:59Yes, I am also a stalker.
37:01I know.
37:02Also, you go by Maya now?
37:03Yeah.
37:04Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier.
37:06And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
37:10Yo, just me.
37:12Okay.
37:12Yo.
37:13I'll see you, bro.
37:14Hey, Ellen.
37:15They've got no rooms available.
37:17There's a motel, like, 30 minutes down the street.
37:19They've got vacancies.
37:20Alright, let me call the number.
37:22Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
37:24And you're hosting the competition?
37:26Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up and the organizers are all drunk, so...
37:31Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
37:33I'll crash with my sister.
37:35What?
37:35No.
37:36No, no, no.
37:37Don't be ridiculous, man.
37:37No, trust me.
37:38Just me.
37:38She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
37:43Uh...
37:45Okay.
37:46Uh, yeah.
37:47Yeah, that'd be awesome.
37:49Are you sure?
37:49I'm sure.
37:50I got you.
37:51I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go.
37:53Thank you so much.
37:54You're a lifestreamer.
37:54Oh, my God.
37:55It was nice seeing you.
37:59Damn.
38:00I'm gonna smash that happy chick away.
38:04What?
38:04Managers gotta eat too, bro.
38:06Dude.
38:07I kissed the hotel girl.
38:09Really?
38:10What does she taste like?
38:12She tastes like hotel.
38:13Okay, let's...
38:14Let's go.
38:14Get your bags, man.
38:15Let's go.
38:16Hotel?
38:16What does hotel taste like?
38:21Heading out?
38:22Yeah.
38:23And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
38:25Sorry I was here all day.
38:26I just...
38:27I got so much work done.
38:28Not just therapy.
38:30Take it.
38:31What?
38:32Take the space.
38:33It's yours.
38:34Whenever you need it.
38:35Design work.
38:36Therapy.
38:37Sixteen Chapel.
38:38The ceiling.
38:39I don't care.
38:40Whatever.
38:40Free of charge.
38:41Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
38:43What?
38:44And that's really nice, but why?
38:45Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
38:49Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line.
38:52Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
38:54Oh, yeah.
38:55You know how many of my dad's scary ass trucker buddies that used to get to buy me candy as
38:58a kid?
38:59That was cute.
39:00Terrifying, but cute.
39:01I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
39:07Okay.
39:08Sure.
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39:41Hi, Jasmid.
39:42How are we doing?
39:43Feeling good?
39:44No, we're not happy.
39:45Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
39:47What the fuck was up with last night?
39:49You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
39:51Are you out getting fucking drunk?
39:54I'm sorry.
39:54I did the parties that we were at.
39:56Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
39:59Fuck!
39:59Come on, man!
40:00No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
40:03I'm so sorry.
40:03Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab.
40:05And look at this green room.
40:07It's not private.
40:08And it's fucking bare, man!
40:09We have chips and water.
40:11What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
40:14What more do you want, dude?
40:15Can they get us some fucking steak?
40:16Some kebabs?
40:17Some sushi?
40:18Some bottles of fucking Ciroc?
40:20Some crown?
40:20I don't know if I can get all that in time.
40:22No, no, no.
40:23You will.
40:24Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
40:26Jasmeet is an icon, kid.
40:28How's the fucking respect?
40:30Okay, I'll get right on it.
40:33Yeah, that's right.
40:34Can you believe this fucking guy?
40:36Was all that necessary?
40:38He was like some Vegeta college kid.
40:39You can't keep lowering their standards, man.
40:41They'll never respect you if you let him keep getting away with this.
40:45I'm asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day.
40:48Yo, manager's gotta eat, too.
40:50I guess it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters, you know what I mean?
40:54Damn.
40:55I'm looking forward to it.
40:58Alright, good luck, guys.
41:03Bro, it's a full house.
41:06There's gotta be like a hundred people out there.
41:08This is a 1,400 seat theater, bro.
41:12I don't have my glasses.
41:13Okay.
41:14Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation
41:18and one of the funniest voices of our generation.
41:21The heartthrob himself.
41:23Give it up for...
41:25Friend!
41:27Hey, y'all.
41:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American, South Asian talent competition.
41:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
41:36And I would've loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
41:39But, your boy is guest judging the mass singer this week.
41:43I know, womp womp.
41:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
41:46Man, just get out there and do your job, bro.
41:48Just focus.
41:50Love you all.
41:51Make sure you kill it.
41:52And you know what they say.
41:53Graham means love.
41:54Graham.
41:55Out.
41:57Alright.
41:58Now give it up for our host of the night.
42:01Jazby Dutta.
42:03Alright!
42:04Woo!
42:05Yes!
42:06Give it up for me.
42:07That evening that came out way too early.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:10The way he lasted successful internet guys.
42:13Not as hot as air.
42:15I'm here with you tonight.
42:17Isn't that fun?
42:22I just ran into one of the Pungana teams backstage.
42:26We gotta talk about your names.
42:27First of all, they're way too long.
42:29Okay.
42:29The team I ran backstage.
42:31Soneh Gabru, Mitre Punjab, Nachade, Hasle, Papade, Jawani Sheradi.
42:36Toronto Division.
42:37Like, that's way too long.
42:38Okay?
42:39You don't have to put the whole dummy dictionary into your names.
42:43You alright, man?
42:44You seem stressed.
42:46Janandes, bro, is always frickin' trippin', man.
42:49Oh.
42:49Well, as a recent survivor of unconscious uncoupling, I can tell that you're brushing me off because
42:55you're avoiding your emotions.
42:57But, I'm here for you, man.
42:59Bro, look.
43:01Go and take some pictures, man.
43:02Aren't you the social media guy?
43:04I don't even have my phone.
43:05What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
43:07Just...
43:07Bro, I gotta take this phone call, man.
43:09Just...
43:10God.
43:10I got you.
43:13I got the music, man.
43:15It's an interesting pocket, man.
43:16Feels like we just now entered our 2000s era.
43:20We're still like 20, 25 years behind.
43:22I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
43:24They got blue track suits.
43:27Jenny's walking around in a pink fur coat.
43:29Like, bro, you're not camera.
43:31You know what I mean?
43:33Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Rule.
43:36The real John Rule.
43:37Not Dr. Seuss's blue leg John Rule.
43:39I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
43:40But the real John Rule.
43:41Hoping on a track and just being like,
43:43Me, I don't care.
43:44Murder!
43:45That's the only thing.
43:47But, we're gonna have fun regardless.
43:49So, let's give it up for our first team.
43:51I'm not saying their name.
43:52We're gonna talk about this.
43:53Put your hands together.
43:55Let's do it!
43:56Woo!
44:01Build it.
44:14This guy was on his phone.
44:16He must be using so much data.
44:18He's using my hotspot.
44:32He's using so many people who are out with us.
44:34Woo!
44:35Woo!
44:36Shout-out to my boy, Jesse, for killing it tonight.
44:39Woo!
44:41And all you sexy fucking girls.
44:43I fucking love fun with that competition!
44:45Woo!
44:47Woo!
44:48Woo!
44:51Woo!
44:51Woo!
44:52Yeah!
44:52Shots!
44:53You can tell your manager to be careful.
44:56The deposit in these rooms is really steep.
44:58Woo!
44:59Shots!
45:04Shit, yo, it's my wife. Hey, everybody, shut the fuck up.
45:08Hey, babe. Yeah, no, I'm just, I'm here with the boys. We're just, we're just about to go to sleep.
45:16No, there's no one in the room.
45:18Yo, shut the fuck up.
45:22Yeah, no, I didn't put it on mute. What are you talking about?
45:27Hey, let me, let me go to a better area, okay?
45:29Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
45:33Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping? I'm like, seriously.
45:40It's tripping.
45:42All right, I'm going to take care of the girls.
45:45Hello?
45:47Hi, do any women here need water?
45:51No?
45:52Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate.
45:58I'm here.
45:59Yo, how'd it go?
46:01Uh, I don't know, man, I just feel like I'm an autopilot at these things.
46:04So then why do you still do them?
46:05So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend? Like, what else am I supposed to do?
46:08Put yourself in new places, you know? Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the randomest spots.
46:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
46:17Oh, dude, guess who I ran into?
46:20Who?
46:20My first kiss.
46:22Where?
46:22At the competition. Isn't that crazy?
46:25And I think she might be single.
46:26So what are you doing? Still talking to me, loser? Go, find out.
46:29All right, I'm going to get out of this black-ass office party. I'll talk to you later, eh?
46:32Peace.
46:34Okay, bye.
46:38Shit! I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys. These designs are sick.
46:42Yeah? Thanks, honey. Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started.
46:46Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
46:50Is that what you're learning in therapy? Some reverse psychology shit?
46:53I like this one.
47:11Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me.
47:13Like, I just want to live and enjoy life.
47:16I probably don't even love her anymore.
47:18She probably doesn't even love me.
47:20We were never fucking compatible.
47:23I am so proud of you for opening up to me.
47:27We stayed together because of the kids.
47:29That's the way I was raised.
47:31You know, divorce, you feel me?
47:33I feel so trapped, man.
47:35So alone.
47:37Yeah.
47:38Yeah.
47:38This is a huge first step.
47:42Okay?
47:43You can't heal what you can't name.
47:45Fuck.
47:47You're so jealous of what happened, man.
47:49Like, thank you, bro.
47:50Here.
47:53One sec, one sec, man.
47:54I'm gonna do this.
47:55Hey!
47:55Get the fuck out!
47:57He's having a breakthrough, man.
48:02Hey.
48:03I love you.
48:06Don't say that, man.
48:07I barely know you.
48:20Wow.
48:21Look who it is.
48:22Hiding out from your rabbit pants?
48:24Uh, I was taking a little break.
48:26Enjoying the view.
48:27Mmm.
48:29So, how did you like it?
48:31It was good.
48:31It was good.
48:32Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh.
48:35Oh, my God.
48:36I'm not even going to torture me, you know?
48:39Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
48:42Sure.
48:43I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing.
48:47Wow.
48:48Yeah, no, you're right, but it's just, it's in the right crowd.
48:52Okay.
48:53Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know.
48:55I'll come watch.
48:57You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
48:59Yeah.
49:00Really?
49:00Yeah.
49:01You know, Toronto's actually next on my list.
49:04Okay.
49:06Well, if you ever need a place to crash, I can return the favor.
49:11Oh, okay.
49:12Well, I might actually take you up on that.
49:15Okay.
49:19That reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night.
49:24Oh, my God.
49:25Wow.
49:25That was crazy.
49:28Yeah.
49:29You know, that was actually my first kiss.
49:33Mine, too.
49:34Really?
49:35Yeah.
49:37Hmm.
49:39Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobbering and drool I got all over
49:44your face, so I was new at it, actually.
49:47All good.
49:47And I'm way better now.
49:49Oh.
49:50Yeah.
49:51Well, I'll be the judge of that.
49:54Yeah.
49:54Mm-hmm.
49:56Mm-hmm.
50:11Well?
50:13Oh.
50:14It's like, uh, 10% less wet.
50:17Okay.
50:18That's an improvement.
50:20Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there.
50:22Oh, you want to keep practicing?
50:23Yeah.
50:24Practice makes perfect.
50:25Oh.
50:27It's the only way to perfection.
50:30You're right.
50:30Yeah.
50:32Yeah.
50:35I'll see you next week.
50:37Yeah.
50:38All right.
50:39All right.
50:40Yeah.
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