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00:00:13Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at
00:00:19the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:24just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:38okay don't think about dick especially now Luke stick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:42big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:48you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming
00:00:56I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:01:01girl
00:01:13my coffee right right sorry
00:01:27oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:34I'm sorry no baby don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:59right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at
00:02:08her throwing
00:02:09herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want
00:02:13her
00:02:14yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced
00:02:22to grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to
00:02:33the
00:02:33oldest virgin on campus so uh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five
00:02:49clinger right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally
00:02:58don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:03you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:06oh my god oh my god what it was just a video oh fuck you all sounds like she already
00:03:15did
00:03:34I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend
00:03:40what does that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:50all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:54pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:05a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:13good morning miss tisdale
00:04:19it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:40don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time right my first time
00:04:45miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've
00:04:52met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers
00:05:00me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot
00:05:10stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of
00:05:13unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:18I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:24dr. miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. miller I'd also recommend you don't
00:05:31do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:38kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry
00:05:42that I
00:05:43overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with a breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're
00:05:54uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:06:02uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:08it's okay it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're
00:06:19perfect stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:28there are no abnormalities
00:06:33thank you luke dr. miller that wasn't so bad uh sophie can you put your feet up and stir it
00:06:40for me
00:06:45okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:53okay so I need you to relax for a minute all right you're doing good
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:10all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your surface I need you to relax
00:07:22so do you like younger women
00:07:26I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated to the clinic a couple years
00:07:35ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor I donated a few hours of
00:07:40my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:46last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:53relax for me you're doing good
00:07:55his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:16no abnormalities all right we'll be right back
00:08:27is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:39all right so here's your break
00:08:46should I bring it sooner to the cafe
00:08:51she's my patient
00:08:59Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:03you are so graphic
00:09:07speaking of sperm
00:09:10I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:11you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:15so mystery my golden peppers
00:09:15are you serious
00:09:17are you serious
00:09:17you got a finger by the
00:09:19oh he will not talk to you
00:09:20am inconsider snap
00:09:20You have my coffee from me
00:09:21the luke
00:09:23Sophie you're a freak
00:09:25so is he like
00:09:26good with his fingers or
00:09:30shut up everybody
00:09:30shit
00:09:32he's so sexy
00:09:33maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:36Don't worry, okay?
00:09:39Tonight's gonna be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24You're gonna film her?
00:10:25Yo.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:33Little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:40Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:47Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:54You need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck! My eyes! What the fuck!
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:02Before I call the cops.
00:11:05Kay-kay-kay-kay-Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:37Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:45Nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:49Don't be.
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:23There it is.
00:12:25There it is.
00:12:26The hell you are.
00:12:27Not until I did something.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:35Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:44Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:54Hey, stay with me.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Hey, Sophie.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:10Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:15If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:17I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:33That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:45No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:47It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come on.
00:14:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:34Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:05I was at the bar, all right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:15:11take your virginity and record it.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:24No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:27First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:35And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:40a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:47Sorry, Soph.
00:15:54So, if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:12Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:14Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28I'm drunk.
00:16:28I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What? No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:37I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:50Here? Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:00Are you?
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:03I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But, is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:35You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:37The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:51How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:54It's huge.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:14Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:52You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:54You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:03You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:13and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:21Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:24You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:28You're kind to people.
00:19:31And you're beautiful.
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:47This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50You have to hide.
00:19:52Right now.
00:19:53Alright?
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:56Luke!
00:19:58Are you home?
00:20:03Lukey!
00:20:04Come out, come out!
00:20:06Stop playing!
00:20:08I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:10I know you're not on call.
00:20:17Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:30Shh.
00:20:31She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:39Shh.
00:20:43What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:50Oh.
00:20:56I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:03What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:06Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:10Come on, Lukey. You know you love screwing me.
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:30And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:32And I'm going to call the Dean.
00:21:34And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No. You can't.
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine. Fine.
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49Your loss.
00:21:59Oh my God, Luke.
00:22:14Holy shit.
00:22:16They smell like booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:26I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:32You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:22:59Yep.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:04Fuck my life.
00:23:06Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:23:07Jesus. What the hell are you doing?
00:23:11I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:20You could join me.
00:23:26Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:01I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:06But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:08You're my patient for one.
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:13I'm graduating this year.
00:24:16Second?
00:24:19You're a virgin.
00:24:21Ouch.
00:24:23I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:33You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:42I don't make love.
00:24:44I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:54Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl. I can handle myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealous.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:18me a cup of coffee.
00:25:19Because it's cheap.
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:38coffee.
00:25:40You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:47I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:59What's that?
00:26:01That's your doctor. I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:19Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:21Continue.
00:26:21I mean, you're killing me.
00:26:23So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:38Can you wait? Oh my god.
00:26:40Sophie, no 36-year-old man is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:55All the things I'm not.
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:00A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:04Watch.
00:27:07Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:10No, can you just order?
00:27:26I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:29But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:33Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:38What do you want?
00:27:40I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:45I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:51Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:53He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:55Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:03Can you believe it?
00:28:04Sophie's evil.
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:09Slut.
00:28:10What?
00:28:11Pregnant with Luke's?
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:22Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:28Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:31You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:45Sophie?
00:28:47I'm calling the police.
00:28:48No, I would never do this. Please.
00:28:50She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic too.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:29:00I'm a doctor.
00:29:22No, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:28We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:40Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:30:03Oh my God. You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager. That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:18But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:27Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:30She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:49Officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go!
00:30:55You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:30:58Let's go!
00:31:00I knew she was psycho.
00:31:03You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:11Take the day.
00:31:21Someone's waiting for their new test strike. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:34You came just to save me?
00:31:36Of course they did.
00:31:37Of course they did.
00:31:44I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:48So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:55I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:57Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:01I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:10I mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:18What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just to entertain me I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:29You're just young.
00:32:35I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big hot-shot doctor at UPN
00:32:41doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What? To where?
00:33:06Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:37I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:51Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich.
00:34:05You're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't send you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes.
00:34:13My family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:19And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:35Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:40Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on.
00:34:49What even am I to Luke?
00:34:58Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:03No way.
00:35:05Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:07Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter?
00:35:21The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again, I just said this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:36Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:38to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:41You ungrateful child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:48Oh, before we go.
00:35:50Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:53She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:55Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:31Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:42But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:45so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:49I do.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:06Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:2980...
00:37:30I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:43You.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:47Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:14Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I've already fallen for you.
00:38:19Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:25Because...
00:38:26I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:31of you.
00:38:33But take it slow.
00:38:40Even though...
00:38:43There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:52Really?
00:39:15Come back here.
00:39:17I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:36Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up please?
00:39:47You know, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:06That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09He dumped my best friend?
00:40:12The gala is tonight and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:18Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:33mistake.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:59Holy shit.
00:41:07It's not about being pretty. I just...
00:41:10I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:44Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48You never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Oh, shut up.
00:41:53There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:56If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:05I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:23Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:38Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:51An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:55With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:00Starting big.
00:43:025,000.
00:43:035,000.
00:43:05Now six.
00:43:0520 to six.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:08That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get...
00:43:11You need to come quick.
00:43:12My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:14You gonna be okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:16Let's go.
00:43:24What is it?
00:43:26My throat.
00:43:27Over here now.
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:35Sold!
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give him a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:47Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blow job?
00:44:04I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15He hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash skank.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that. I would never.
00:44:23I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:28Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:30Whew.
00:44:31Alright.
00:44:32Five hundred?
00:44:34Alright.
00:44:35Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42We're sick.
00:44:46Are you?
00:44:50I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54Don't throw me.
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick?
00:45:01Get out of my way.
00:45:03Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20Four fifty.
00:45:22Four hundred?
00:45:25Ooh, alright.
00:45:28I mean look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:35Wow, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:38Maybe, we can have some late-night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold! Sold for $400!
00:45:47Wow, Sophie. Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods? That's right, Serena. After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:05Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot! Get off the stage! We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear. Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:34After all of... this.
00:46:38But, but...
00:46:40No! No!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you. You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:55How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:01Stephanie? The Nanny?
00:47:02No, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie? The Nanny?
00:47:06No, no, no, no!
00:47:06Stephanie? The Nanny?
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:21but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:46Look at these assholes go.
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:24bartender.
00:48:27Right.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:30Make me an appletini.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:43Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:54Can you open that?
00:48:57Can you open that?
00:48:58Ooh.
00:49:01All right, let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:12What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:14I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:57All right.
00:49:57I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:50:03New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:09Then...
00:50:10where are you going to lick me?
00:50:28How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:32Think you could get away with it?
00:50:34Be careful what you give?
00:50:35Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:47I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:48You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:00God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I went too far. I'm...
00:51:05I'm sorry. I'm...
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:09I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Like, I'm trying.
00:51:23But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being here?
00:51:39Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:43I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin, but this whole
00:51:58it's not you, it's me thing
00:51:59is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor,
00:52:13but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:24Damn it.
00:52:31I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:34to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:50What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:51You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:17You're into this?
00:53:19Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:21Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:25Wow.
00:53:26I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe he leads to the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:42Oh, no.
00:53:43She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:55Sweetie?
00:53:56I'm a senior.
00:53:57That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:09You know?
00:54:10You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:14And...
00:54:16Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:19I'm glad.
00:54:27I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, prat guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:41Oh, and Luke.
00:54:41Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:45and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59I'm at the hospital right now, but I'm...
00:55:00Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:05and I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm pap smear two-for-one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:17So you can what?
00:55:18Not have sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know,
00:55:22the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:25Guys?
00:55:25What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:31Too messy and too much,
00:55:33and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:42I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you.
00:55:44Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:56Sophie?
00:55:58Hey, wake up.
00:56:04I got you.
00:56:05Come on.
00:56:20Is she?
00:56:25She's fine.
00:56:28She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:36Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:56Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:04You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit.
00:57:07But like a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:22But Luke brought you back to the door.
00:57:23Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:29I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like
00:57:49one.
00:57:52I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:59No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:01You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:02Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:04I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:08I look like a non-librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:19guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Burn me up.
00:58:43Perfect.
00:59:04Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:08That girl's off.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:10It is.
00:59:12That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:14Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:19I mean more.
00:59:21Hmm.
00:59:26Holy shit.
00:59:27There he is.
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No.
00:59:35I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:44Thanks, babe.
00:59:45It's all beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:00I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:03Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte.
01:00:07Coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:14You're dressed different.
01:00:15You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:26So did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it, but it's only yourself and other guys.
01:00:34It's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:38I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in
01:00:43the process.
01:00:43Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:53My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:56This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:59You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:01God's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to bed.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:23If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:30What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:56How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:59with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra?
01:02:07Or pink?
01:02:09Red.
01:02:10What the hell?
01:02:22Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:25Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:27I'm doing this for.
01:02:29I'm doing this for.
01:02:29Sick costume, bro.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:35I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:41Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:55I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is it?
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:00Stop being shy.
01:03:01You look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait.
01:03:08Hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:14Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:22No.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:29I got a hat.
01:03:31I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:45He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:54Do it all this out.
01:03:54I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:58He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:05Do it all this out.
01:04:07Woo!
01:04:09Woo!
01:04:10Hell yeah!
01:04:11What?
01:04:12Looks a little something like this.
01:04:13Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:15Ay, ay, ay.
01:04:16This is what you pop.
01:04:22It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26Sophie!
01:04:27Sophie!
01:04:29Sophie!
01:04:31Sophie!
01:04:32Sophie!
01:04:33Sophie!
01:04:35Sophie!
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Yeah!
01:04:39Woo!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:42This girl's crazy!
01:04:49Yo!
01:04:49This girl's crazy!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:54Yeah!
01:04:54Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:06You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:08Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all, Luke.
01:05:10That's a lie.
01:05:12You talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sophie!
01:05:17Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:19I'm coming.
01:05:20My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:22Actually, I'll join.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24No.
01:05:25The moderator!
01:05:34Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin.
01:05:38Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40No.
01:05:40I hope it lands on me.
01:05:42He seems experienced.
01:05:55Fuck.
01:05:57Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:00What was the rule?
01:06:01As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:18Can we talk like adults?
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:26You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:06:48How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:51How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:03Is this what I do?
01:07:06I found the fishing for a couple of years?
01:07:06I'm going to find them all.
01:07:06Well, I'm feeling a bit.
01:07:06I was like the reader woman.
01:07:07How about another movie?
01:07:10How about the centre of the city?
01:07:14How about another India?
01:07:15How about another Ash?
01:07:17How about another city?
01:07:17How about another city of the hill?
01:07:19How about another city?
01:07:20How about the city?
01:07:20How about another city?
01:07:23What?
01:07:25Time's up.
01:07:26What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:29I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:32Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:52So, how was it?
01:07:56Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:58I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:02Sophie.
01:08:12Me?
01:08:13Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:15You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:17Come on, Noah.
01:08:29Okay, so...
01:08:30I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:35So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:38You can relax.
01:08:39I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:41Really?
01:08:42But, all the rumors.
01:08:44Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:47Theory says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:50I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:53I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:57I'm so screwed.
01:09:00Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:03They're gonna kill me.
01:09:05No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:07No, no.
01:09:07They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:11I'll help you.
01:09:13How?
01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:22Come on, virgin.
01:09:26They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:29We don't have time.
01:09:30Just come here.
01:09:32You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:35Really?
01:09:35You don't care?
01:09:38No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:40You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:43Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:49I owe you.
01:09:52Noah!
01:09:53Are you in there?
01:09:56Oh, yeah.
01:10:02Alright, that's enough.
01:10:08Selfie!
01:10:08Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:11Okay, ready?
01:10:12It's working.
01:10:15Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:17He deserves it.
01:10:43What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:45The fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:48Well...
01:10:50First I unzipped his pants,
01:10:52and then I saw his cock.
01:10:59I'm a liar.
01:11:01You don't know that.
01:11:06You know you belong to me.
01:11:08Correct.
01:11:29You.
01:11:32Yo.
01:11:33Get out.
01:11:43I need his arm.
01:11:46I don't want to.
01:11:49Me too.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:08No.
01:12:09No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:11I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:14I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:17You fucking idiot.
01:12:20You are.
01:12:22You all have this world?
01:12:33Ain't some space for me.
01:12:36I'm out here.
01:12:39I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:43Yes, he better take that.
01:12:44Someone better be dying.
01:12:47What's it code blue?
01:12:49They are.
01:12:53I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:59I've been burned too many times. Are we ever gonna do this, Sophie?
01:13:06Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:09I promise we're gonna do this. We are.
01:13:12But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:17You deserve better than that.
01:13:18Better how?
01:13:22You have a passport, right?
01:13:28So, sexy underwear?
01:13:29Track.
01:13:30A jacket?
01:13:32Track.
01:13:32A bikini.
01:13:34Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:36He didn't tell me.
01:13:39Crap, he's here.
01:13:42Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:50No way.
01:13:51This man's insane.
01:13:53He's actually psycho.
01:13:55On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:58Good luck soldier.
01:14:03Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:05He's hot.
01:14:06Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:09It's finally happening.
01:14:35You look incredible.
01:14:37Huh? You said airport fit.
01:14:39I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:47This is so psychotic.
01:14:49Am I really worth all this?
01:14:53It's the first times.
01:14:57Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:01International.
01:15:12Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:16I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:19You ready?
01:15:25A croissant?
01:15:27You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:30It's a hint.
01:15:32Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:41Are you crazy?
01:15:42You took me to Paris?
01:15:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:55I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:07You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16Yeah, that's, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:34It's finally happening.
01:16:36Finally.
01:16:58I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:06Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:19She's all yours.
01:17:21Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:31Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:39Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:48I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:56I'm so sorry. I, I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:01Wow.
01:18:03What do you think the odds are?
01:18:051.6 in 100.
01:18:08You'd probably hate me.
01:18:10As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:15Graduations in a month and, I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:444, Scott
01:18:445, David
01:18:444, Isa
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