00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
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02:54this is
03:01thatcher says her government has like
03:03a coherent political agenda for many yearser head to complete the transformation
03:08of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be your valued to the economy if you contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:23Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
03:47More travel and news after this.
03:52More travel and news after this.
04:22I try to laugh about it.
04:24Cover it all up with lies.
04:27I try to laugh about it.
04:30Hiding my tears in my eyes.
04:32Cause boys don't cry.
04:39Boys don't cry.
04:53Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
04:59Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belder.
05:20Brustle.
05:20Passed it.
05:21You had any work in the last two weeks?
05:22How far have they come above you have to jump these British men?
05:27No.
05:28No.
05:42It's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:48Bill.
05:49Hello mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52Alright you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Have you still got that mate?
05:56The er...
05:58What's it?
05:58The cash in hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:01You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have I will take.
06:05Yeah.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Alright then lads.
06:11Let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as we're not.
06:15Alright mate.
06:1628 bays.
06:1728 bays.
06:1928 bays.
06:2128 bays.
06:23Come over my life.
06:41Go ahead.
06:42Come on just for breakfast.
06:43I don't know where my house is going.
06:44No here is going.
06:46것을.
06:46I might just have breakfast.
06:47Come on.
06:48No where are you going?
06:49No where are you going?
06:49Take a look at how you want.
06:49Take a look at you.
06:51What's this for this one?
06:55Michael?
06:57We're out.
07:00Stando.
07:07what are you doing i told you never to come here i need to talk to you about the flat
07:11not tonight michael how are the kids they're fine now go
07:23who's that twat don't be rude who is it someone who works for a living
07:26and looks after your kids now go he's a fucking twat you're a fucking twat
07:31do you want some maybe i do yeah maybe you're not worth it well maybe you haven't got any balls
07:40i've got balls let me tell you something else she she knows all about my balls
07:45right that's enough out of you all right
07:47don't stop michael fucking come on
07:49fucking do it
07:52fucking doing it
07:54fucking do it
07:56fucking do it
07:58you fucking do it
08:00you fucking do it
08:02you fucking do it
08:36i am very happy to say that after the recapture of south georgia last week
08:43our forces have now escalated operations
08:47an raf vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the
08:54capital any casualties
08:55none enemy forces attempted to mount a counter-attack but one argentine canberra
09:01and one mirage were successfully shot down by our harriers
09:06i think we can confidently say
09:09the tide has turned
09:11and
09:13and the recapture of the falkland islands is within reach
09:20the prime minister came to see me today
09:22i hope you rolled out the red carpet
09:23why would i do that
09:25everyone was against us going to the falklands but she believed we could pull it off and now
09:29victory is within sight
09:30and her victory
09:32and she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do
09:35which is
09:36lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and
09:40mismanagement
09:45she brought up the subject of palace security again which infuriated me
09:49why
09:50do you want our walls to be built even higher or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements
09:57i take great pleasure in meeting members of the public and have learned so much from
10:01you remember the lesson lord alterman taught us
10:0525 years ago we were given the advice to be more transparent accessible to lower the drawbridge
10:12it doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again
10:23right gloves on we've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public
10:29for you to meet but no questions no actual conversation but no ma'am right let's let's get this over
10:35with
10:53thank you
10:55leave me as vice president
11:02do you still find time to bake cakes
11:14i always brought up by victorian grandmother you were taught to work jolly hard you were taught
11:20to improve yourself you were taught self-reliance you were taught to live within your income
11:26you were taught that cleanliness was next to godless
11:29megan name uh bombed change bomb any work in the past two weeks international espionage agent you know
11:37intelligence work counterintelligence assassination
11:46i've got a question for you who's your boss i want to make a complaint if you feel you've been
11:50treated unfairly please speak to your member of parliament who can refer you to the parliamentary ombudsman
11:55oh you know you're the fucking swat
12:01and i want to make a complaint while your process with the rest of the economy works its way through
12:10then one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment unemployment which is rising
12:16Now, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:38I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
12:53Ha, ha, ha.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30It's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36Lloyd, what do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because, instead of investing in new homes which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
14:21Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
14:22British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong,
14:57and so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:01I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:21The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:42Be right!
15:43Mount!
15:44O-I-O!
15:46O-I-O!
15:48O-I-O!
15:50O-I-O!
16:01Our Majesty the Queen here taking the royal salute, the key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this
16:26joyous in it application for single payment to cover home improvements yep give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right I went to see social services to mediate because
16:53I want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage I want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the
17:07primary tenant but she's left I just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council
17:19no they told me speak to you look if this doesn't get sorted I don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:58so
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35:12My name is Michael.
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46:17I say they have it.
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