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Keep Your Ring, I'm President Now 2026 Eng
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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Her name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:20Now, something new has popped up on our radar.
00:01:24Off the coast of Tarkov, I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:31I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Well, if you'll excuse me,
00:01:57I have the perfect way
00:02:00to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well,
00:02:06good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart.
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:37Stuart was just, um,
00:02:39consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes.
00:02:55Of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I had been together for five years,
00:03:03and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months,
00:03:14I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need.
00:03:22I waited on her hand and foot.
00:03:28I even swore I'd never accept another mission again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, stop it.
00:03:39You're too sweet.
00:03:39I have to do it.
00:03:41I have to do it.
00:03:42I have to do it.
00:03:43I have to do it.
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:46Stuart!
00:03:46I have to do it.
00:03:48Oh, my God.
00:03:50Oh my God.
00:03:51Oh, wow.
00:03:53oh wow when president maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter
00:03:59i thought i could finally fix things
00:04:03i spent every dime buying tandy's dream house thanks again
00:04:13oh stop it tandy uh can i talk to you for a sec can you make it quick
00:04:20stewart and i are running late yeah um look i have a surprise for you connor what is this
00:04:30what is this a timeshare can you take a page out of stewart's book and be a little more
00:04:34responsible with your money i mean jesus christ oh stewart i just gave her everything she ever
00:04:42wanted she threw it away
00:04:47tandy what the hell while we're out can you make yourself useful and clean up this place
00:04:52please
00:05:00more and more it seems like there's only one thing that i can give tandy that she'll truly
00:05:10appreciate mr president captain mitchell i need you to reconsider taking the lead on
00:05:16this mission we just got new intel that the sakani network is planning a deadly attack on
00:05:22our nation's capital and unfortunately our point man is just not up to the job
00:05:29connor your country needs you i swore to tandy i'd never accept another mission
00:05:34but does that even matter anymore
00:05:42i have to go sir it's emergency
00:05:52god damn it oh geez dad you're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself
00:06:07here you go tom thanks connor great now we're gonna be late thanks a lot dad
00:06:15you're welcome spit farters
00:06:21so have you two set a wedding date yet
00:06:26you know the only reason i'm still kicking is so i can walk tandy down the aisle into your
00:06:30arms you know that right yeah i know connor who was it that looked after you after your
00:06:36parents uh well
00:06:55you and tandy were inseparable the moment i brought you in you too
00:07:02son give another shot she'll come around i i know it
00:07:19okay tom i'll give her one more shot i think there's really something you should
00:07:26tan oh my god i'm so sorry my darling i'm sorry i thought you were a coat rack
00:07:33thank you oh honey can you be a deer and can you make up the guest bed
00:07:40if steward is too drunk to drive home i will call him an uber but he's not staying in our
00:07:44guest bed
00:07:49oh no no no no no the guest bed is for you
00:07:55are you kidding me yeah that's not gonna happen
00:08:03honey don't be rude steward is our guest you know how uncomfortable that guest bed is
00:08:09other bed is our bed don't fight listen i'll take an uber home it's fine
00:08:16no no no no no i can't i i can't let you spend all that money on an uber
00:08:22i mean besides it's my fault that you just got so drunk
00:08:26oh god connor doesn't mind right right
00:08:33do whatever you want oh pretty president
00:08:38oh jeez
00:08:42sir i'm so sorry about cutting things short before
00:08:45don't sweat it soldier
00:08:48but i still need an answer from you
00:08:50i accept sir captain connor mitchell reporting for duty
00:08:56connor
00:08:59did you just accept another mission you promised me that you would never deploy again
00:09:04you tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of
00:09:09not a chance
00:09:10i'm done with your bullshit tandy
00:09:12i'm deploying and that's final
00:09:16the last time you left me they made me believe that you were dead
00:09:20you have a home
00:09:22a fiance
00:09:23to take care of
00:09:25and not to mention
00:09:26my father
00:09:27did you forget about him
00:09:29don't pretend this is about tom
00:09:30this is about you
00:09:31it's always about you
00:09:32you never asked me once
00:09:34what i want
00:09:35how i feel
00:09:37you don't need a husband
00:09:39you need a butler
00:09:42if you accept this mission
00:09:44the engagement is off
00:09:48i am so serious
00:09:49she hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since i put that ring on her finger
00:09:57like i said sir
00:09:58i accept
00:10:01don't you dare ignore me
00:10:05did he just hang up on me
00:10:08do you know who you just hung up on
00:10:12what could be more important than your future wife
00:10:16the president
00:10:17of the united states
00:10:18that's who
00:10:19let's talk about this tomorrow
00:10:20yeah sure
00:10:21i'll go make sure you and steward are comfortable together in my bed
00:10:26what are you talking about
00:10:28i am sleeping in the guest bed
00:10:30with you
00:10:33really
00:10:33i told you
00:10:35steward and i
00:10:36are just friends
00:10:37how many times do i have to say
00:10:39jesus
00:10:39after all this time
00:10:41i've tried to make up for my mistakes
00:10:43you still don't trust me
00:10:45oh god
00:10:50she's right you know
00:10:51it's not healthy to
00:10:53bottle up all this anger
00:10:56sorry i can't just
00:10:57let go of you sleeping with my fiance
00:10:59so what
00:11:00you hate me
00:11:02because i comforted tandy in her time of need
00:11:06you should be thanking me
00:11:08thanking you
00:11:11yeah man
00:11:12i comforted tandy
00:11:15from the back
00:11:16the front
00:11:17her mouth
00:11:20and don't worry
00:11:21i'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed
00:11:33as much as i'd like to teach steward a lesson
00:11:36he's not worth it
00:11:37neither of them are
00:11:41what the hell
00:11:42did you hit him
00:11:44no
00:11:45if i had hit steward
00:11:46you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher
00:11:48bullshit
00:11:50this jarhead tried his best
00:11:51but i narrowly dodged
00:11:52are you out of your mind
00:11:54where is this jealousy coming from
00:11:58connor why are you doing this
00:12:00don't leave me
00:12:01i know
00:12:02i know
00:12:03you slept with steward
00:12:04are
00:12:05sleeping with steward
00:12:07it's absurd
00:12:08what are you talking about
00:12:09i told you steward was just comforting me
00:12:12he was just being a friend
00:12:14of course she'd deny it
00:12:16even though it's right in my face
00:12:18enjoy my bed steward
00:12:19i'm out of here
00:12:20connor don't leave me
00:12:22i'm talking to you
00:12:23oh
00:12:25oh
00:12:25oh
00:12:28your father's having a heart attack
00:12:31come on
00:12:32come on
00:12:33put your arm around me
00:12:35oh
00:12:35oh
00:12:36oh
00:12:36oh
00:12:36oh
00:12:36oh
00:12:36oh
00:12:37oh
00:12:37oh
00:12:39he is always falling
00:12:42he should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself
00:12:45tandy move
00:12:46not until you apologize to steward enough
00:12:49tandy
00:12:50your father is dying
00:12:51dad
00:12:52tell connor to calm down and to deal with his bullshit like a real man
00:12:56son
00:12:57son
00:12:57don't go
00:12:58connor don't leave me
00:12:59see
00:13:00fine tandy
00:13:01fine okay
00:13:02we can talk about this at the hospital
00:13:04move
00:13:04god damn
00:13:05you're not going anywhere
00:13:06i will not tolerate slander
00:13:08i don't have time for this
00:13:10i tried to warn you
00:13:15he's a violent man tandy
00:13:17all he knows how to do is fight and kill
00:13:20tandy
00:13:21your father is in serious danger right now okay
00:13:23he needs you
00:13:25come with us please
00:13:27my arm
00:13:28i think it's broken
00:13:30tandy
00:13:31tandy
00:13:32who do you love me
00:13:33who do you love me
00:13:40you hadn't gotten major nelson here so quickly or if you hadn't been a donor match
00:13:44well
00:13:46it's a miracle that he's still here
00:13:48he saved his life
00:13:54where's tandy
00:13:57oh she chose the other guy huh
00:14:01oh shit
00:14:02to be fair
00:14:04stuart is a fairly convincing whiner
00:14:11all right
00:14:14relax major
00:14:17i'm not going to leave tandy
00:14:19i'm not going to leave the other one of you
00:14:21listen to me car
00:14:24i loved you like
00:14:25you're my old son
00:14:28you know i told you to give her another shot
00:14:31but
00:14:32after what
00:14:33she pulled the knife
00:14:36i just want you to be happy
00:14:39can you do that for me
00:14:44thanks tom
00:14:46always consider you my father
00:14:48you know that
00:14:48look
00:14:49i gotta be honest about something
00:14:53i accepted another mission
00:14:58directly from the president
00:15:00and i gotta deploy in a couple days
00:15:03i'm really proud of you connor
00:15:06i'm really proud of you
00:15:09tandy take the news
00:15:11you must have liked that one
00:15:13to be honest
00:15:14i
00:15:16don't know if tandy would care
00:15:17if i lived or died
00:15:21tandy
00:15:26connor wait
00:15:28you think i don't care if you live or die
00:15:31connor i'm sorry
00:15:36i'm so sorry
00:15:37that you feel that way
00:15:38look at me
00:15:40i'll just go home
00:15:41okay we'll talk about this later
00:15:45unbelievable
00:15:47connor
00:15:48connor i'm sorry okay
00:15:51i'll go home
00:15:54my home that is
00:16:03what
00:16:04connor
00:16:05connor i'm ready for breakfast
00:16:07connor
00:16:11oh
00:16:13jesus christ
00:16:15oh
00:16:17you're all my keys
00:16:21connor
00:16:26oh hey
00:16:28don't forget these
00:16:29don't forget these
00:16:30thanks
00:16:34i love you
00:16:35i love you more
00:16:36not possible
00:16:38definitely possible
00:16:42come back quickly
00:16:43i'll be at just 30
00:16:50i'll be at just 30
00:16:51oh god
00:16:53come on
00:16:54why did you get so heavy
00:16:56oh god
00:16:59he told me not to try this on my own
00:17:03is connor here to change my catheter
00:17:05or do you want to change my catheter
00:17:08ew
00:17:08no
00:17:09not cancer
00:17:12i'm just kidding tandy
00:17:14shit
00:17:17come on connor
00:17:19please pick up
00:17:20i need you
00:17:22come on
00:17:23come on
00:17:24oh
00:17:26oh
00:17:27connor
00:17:37hello
00:17:37captain mitchell
00:17:39we are thrilled to have you leading this mission
00:17:42in fact we are honoring all the members of the strike force team
00:17:47at a state dinner tonight
00:17:48i'd like you to be there as the guest of honor
00:17:51i'll be there sir
00:17:52excellent
00:17:53i'll see you this evening
00:17:56though i'll have to get my dress uniform from tandy's house
00:18:05oh connor
00:18:06connor where have you been i missed you
00:18:10hey
00:18:11the kitchen is a mess
00:18:13none of my clothes are dry cleaned
00:18:15it is like you have not been here for days
00:18:18that's because i haven't been here for days
00:18:21three days to be exact
00:18:23thanks for noticing though
00:18:25excuse me
00:18:25don't give me attitude
00:18:27stewart and i have a very important state dinner to attend
00:18:31for his defense contracting business
00:18:33now
00:18:34be a good fiance
00:18:35and clean up
00:18:37clean up yourself
00:18:39connor
00:18:40connor i'm talking to you
00:18:49the president should be here any moment sir
00:18:52thank you
00:18:57thank you
00:18:58thank you
00:19:05i told you to look slutty
00:19:07we can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster
00:19:11i told you connor didn't do any of my laundry
00:19:19is that
00:19:21this is too rich
00:19:26is the brain damage acting up buddy
00:19:29i think you might be lost
00:19:30what are you doing here connor
00:19:32i told you to stay home and clean
00:19:34i'm here
00:19:35because i was invited
00:19:38newsflash jarhead
00:19:39this banquet
00:19:40is for the people who order grunts like you
00:19:44to go over and get killed in the sand
00:19:46so why don't you get lost
00:19:49before i call security
00:19:50stewart
00:19:51if you belittle one of my fellow service members again
00:19:54i'm gonna bury you in the sand
00:20:00okay
00:20:00connor
00:20:01can you stop embarrassing me and just leave
00:20:04please
00:20:04like i said
00:20:06i'm here as someone's guest
00:20:07why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne
00:20:12Rothschild Industries
00:20:14generate billions of dollars in contracts
00:20:18we practically run the pentagon
00:20:20i'm friends with the president's guest of honor
00:20:24that's right
00:20:26the gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating
00:20:28happens to be a very close personal friend
00:20:31i wasn't aware of that
00:20:33i don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite
00:20:37but the washed up shell-shocked vet has no business here
00:20:42i'm getting secret service
00:20:48captain mitchell
00:20:50hey lady
00:20:51staying out of trouble these days
00:20:52no i only stick to the good kind of trouble
00:20:57we have a minute
00:20:58Sasha
00:21:02okay
00:21:02i take it you're not a fan of my father's
00:21:06let's catch up later
00:21:07Connor
00:21:08i like that
00:21:14staying out of trouble these days
00:21:16the nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me
00:21:20do you seriously not know who that is
00:21:22and secondly you're literally here as steward state
00:21:28how dare you
00:21:31are you messing with my woman
00:21:33don't worry
00:21:34i don't want anything to do with her
00:21:36wait
00:21:36let's see how tough you are
00:21:38when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van
00:21:42boys
00:21:43i really wouldn't listen to him if i were you
00:21:45have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life
00:21:51grab him
00:21:53what what are you doing
00:21:58what are you doing
00:21:59no you idiots
00:22:01grab him
00:22:01why would we kick out the president's guest of honor
00:22:05oh come on steward
00:22:06you must recognize your close personal friend
00:22:10no
00:22:11this must be some kind of mistake he's
00:22:13ladies and gentlemen
00:22:15my fellow americans
00:22:18it gives me great pleasure
00:22:20to celebrate a decorated war hero
00:22:25and a man that i
00:22:27can proudly call my personal friend
00:22:31captain connor mitchell
00:22:40good to see you sir
00:22:41ladies and gentlemen
00:22:43in just a few days
00:22:45captain mitchell
00:22:47is going to lead a team
00:22:49to take out one of america's most notorious enemies
00:22:54so i do hope you will all
00:22:57join me
00:22:58in a toast
00:23:00wishing them good luck
00:23:03and godspeed
00:23:04thank you sir
00:23:10connor wasn't bluffing
00:23:11he really is leaving me
00:23:17goodbye at last
00:23:25well look who it is
00:23:28america's favorite army guy
00:23:31what you doing army guy
00:23:33leaving
00:23:36on your little mission
00:23:38hoorah
00:23:39what happened to you steward
00:23:40we used to be best friends
00:23:42you remember that
00:23:44or were you always just
00:23:45chasing tandy
00:23:48best friends
00:23:51you think you're better than everyone else
00:23:53actually i don't think that at all steward
00:23:54save the boy scout humility
00:23:57god you're so great
00:24:00you think you're some kind of savior
00:24:01don't you
00:24:03you're a tool
00:24:05you know why i could take tandy from you
00:24:08because it was easy
00:24:10wow
00:24:11well thanks for sharing
00:24:14good news for you though is
00:24:15you'll never see me again
00:24:17tandy's your problem now
00:24:18yeah
00:24:19give me a break
00:24:21you're gonna be coming
00:24:23crawling back
00:24:25hey tandy
00:24:26oh let me make your bed
00:24:28can i wipe your dad's ass
00:24:30thanks for your service
00:24:32major cuck
00:24:33hey maybe when you're back
00:24:35you can help take care of my kid too
00:24:41this guy can bond here connor
00:24:43i'm more than a fly tom
00:24:46you take care of yourself
00:24:47i'm shipping out
00:24:53what's going on
00:24:54i just felt the whole house shake
00:24:56give me good to tom while i'm gone
00:24:58you understand me
00:25:02strong arms son
00:25:05hey are you okay
00:25:07your jarhead ex-boyfriend's off to die
00:25:09in some other shithole country
00:25:12on the bright side
00:25:13it looks like we have the place to ourselves
00:25:16what no no
00:25:17we can't let him go
00:25:19no come back
00:25:20what the fuck
00:25:20connor please
00:25:21please don't leave me connor
00:25:28please
00:25:30connor please
00:25:32stuart do something
00:25:51i swear that man is god's favorite
00:26:02miss maverick
00:26:05what are you doing here
00:26:07oh you know
00:26:07just enjoying the view
00:26:09please
00:26:10call me sasha
00:26:12sorry
00:26:13sasha
00:26:14but
00:26:15it's not safe here
00:26:16we're not firing blanks
00:26:19i'd assume nothing less
00:26:22carry on
00:26:24carry on
00:26:31come in
00:26:33come in
00:26:33come in
00:26:34come in
00:26:35come in
00:26:36come in
00:26:37come in
00:26:37come in
00:26:37come in
00:26:38hey
00:26:39i was just about to level up
00:26:41stuart
00:26:42i can't live like this
00:26:44clean up this mess
00:26:45me
00:26:46it's your house woman
00:26:47well connor would have cleaned it up by now
00:26:50do not
00:26:50compare me
00:26:51to your ex
00:26:52a deadbeat
00:26:54i have a big meeting today
00:26:56you want this place clean
00:26:58hire a maid
00:26:59give me this
00:27:03jesus
00:27:11so
00:27:13does the great captain mitchell get jitters before a big mission
00:27:17well there's always a chance i won't come home
00:27:20but if it means saving innocent lives
00:27:23i won't hesitate
00:27:26and what if i asked you not to leave
00:27:30would you stay
00:27:34sasha
00:27:36i already
00:27:37stopped serving my country once
00:27:38to try and make a relationship work
00:27:40and
00:27:41i'll never do that again
00:27:51what was that for
00:27:53look
00:27:55so you come home to me
00:28:09it wasn't my fault you left
00:28:11was it
00:28:15where have you been all night
00:28:20excuse me is that a lipstick stain
00:28:22uh relax
00:28:23mom
00:28:25i was working
00:28:26okay well before you go to bed
00:28:28can you just help me around the house for a little bit
00:28:38dad
00:28:39dad wake up
00:28:40wake up
00:28:41what what what
00:28:42i need you to contact connor
00:28:44what
00:28:44i know you have the connections
00:28:46please please
00:28:47there's an emergency
00:28:48it's time for you to call connor
00:28:53hey don't worry everyone i'm here to save you
00:29:01captain mitchell i got two minutes on this timer please tell me you're calling with some directions
00:29:06oh god no thank god thank god you answered you have no idea what i've been through
00:29:10tandy
00:29:13look tandy this isn't really a good time okay i'm sort of in the middle of something
00:29:17what could be more important than what could be more important than your fiancee's happiness
00:29:19tandy
00:29:24take a hint
00:29:26you chose steward you chose steward i moved on
00:29:28now you'll excuse me i got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die
00:29:34oh my god did you get to say bomb
00:29:42it's okay
00:29:44we're safe
00:29:45now let's go
00:29:47go
00:29:48go
00:29:50connor can you hear me
00:29:51answer me answer me please
00:29:55oh my god
00:29:59once again captain the country is in your debt
00:30:03you earn many more of these you're going to need to see a chiropractor
00:30:07i think i can handle it sir
00:30:09good
00:30:10now listen
00:30:11the conflict between karzan and tarkev is starting to heat up
00:30:15and we need your expertise
00:30:18welcome to your first day as presidential advisor captain
00:30:24why don't we find somewhere private where i can catch you up to speed
00:30:29unfortunately i do have one more loose end i need to tie up first
00:30:36no i can't i can't
00:30:38put that down
00:30:41i've got a more pressing job for you
00:30:45sex
00:30:45with me
00:30:47not now steward
00:30:48come on
00:30:49let me show you how much i love you
00:30:52help me clean
00:30:53that's what connor would do
00:30:55that's what connor would do
00:30:58he's gone
00:30:59you chose me
00:31:00remember
00:31:05is that a helicopter
00:31:06connor
00:31:14connor
00:31:15you're back
00:31:20oh
00:31:21oh connor i'm so happy you're alive
00:31:24and you rented a helicopter
00:31:26for me
00:31:28wow man
00:31:29that is pathetic
00:31:30how many va checks did that cost you
00:31:33actually
00:31:34i'm just here to drop off something for you
00:31:37look i've been thinking a lot lately
00:31:40and i get it
00:31:41you taking on that mission and
00:31:43fighting with steward
00:31:45i mean that weird thing with the timeshare
00:31:48you were just trying to get my attention
00:31:50and i was just
00:31:56hello
00:31:56tandy
00:31:57this is sasha
00:31:59that's her helicopter park over there
00:32:01tandy
00:32:03good to meet you
00:32:04again
00:32:05i've gone
00:32:06this is way too far
00:32:07if you wanted to come back
00:32:09all you had to do
00:32:10was apologize
00:32:12you don't have to try and make me jealous
00:32:14by bringing around some cheap holes
00:32:16i know you're not talking about me
00:32:18i'm sorry
00:32:19do you see
00:32:19a red light on my porch
00:32:22wake up honey
00:32:23he's not fine
00:32:25call me a whore one more time
00:32:26i dare you
00:32:29hey skank
00:32:30no one
00:32:31touches my girl
00:32:36do you hear that
00:32:39i'm getting a call
00:32:42connor
00:32:42you're choosing her side
00:32:45i'm your fiance
00:32:46we co-own a house together
00:32:48no we don't tandy
00:32:50i bought a new house
00:32:51i signed this one over to you in full
00:32:54consider it a parting gift
00:32:57you have another house
00:33:00with what money
00:33:01a highway overpass doesn't count as a home
00:33:04oh me
00:33:06let's go see
00:33:12i'm so sorry
00:33:14i didn't want you to see that side of me
00:33:16i can usually contain myself
00:33:18but that woman
00:33:21what
00:33:22i've never been more attracted to you
00:33:27tell me
00:33:35uh why is this empty
00:33:37i can't sleep without my medication
00:33:41right
00:33:42connor always refilled them
00:33:46well
00:33:48so long as you're up
00:33:51about that
00:33:52i want to wait till marriage
00:33:55i'm a traditional girl
00:33:58what
00:33:58we've already
00:33:59that's fine
00:34:00oh goodnight steward
00:34:21don't be too long
00:34:28i need this brought out with dessert
00:34:32this is worth more than you make in a decade
00:34:35don't mess it up
00:34:38yes
00:34:38we must go
00:34:45because antard kev strategy you pitched to bp bolton was a hit
00:34:49my dad is thrilled
00:34:51he should be proud
00:34:54i'm just glad i can help my country
00:34:57captain humility
00:35:00let's go to dinner and celebrate
00:35:01my treat
00:35:02i'm in
00:35:09a vip table
00:35:11in the most exclusive restaurant in the city
00:35:14oh steward
00:35:16this is just spectacular
00:35:22i told you
00:35:23connor could never give you the life you deserve
00:35:29the salmon
00:35:32the dessert course remember
00:35:34oui monsieur
00:35:35i recall
00:35:36a petit problem
00:35:38we are in need of the table
00:35:42excuse me
00:35:43this dipshit is confused
00:35:45there's another vip table over there
00:35:48i'm afraid not monsieur
00:35:51we had a very important guest arrive
00:35:54and we are clearing the entire section
00:35:56who could be more important
00:35:58the whole vip section
00:36:12this man is a stalker
00:36:15someone kick him out
00:36:16before i call the cop
00:36:17we should just go
00:36:18nonsense
00:36:18this is your favorite restaurant
00:36:21and look
00:36:22he brought his little skank around too
00:36:24to ruin our evening
00:36:26watch your tongue monsieur
00:36:28mademoiselle mavelcreek
00:36:30is our honored guest
00:36:31you must go
00:36:33now
00:36:33and where would we sit
00:36:38bon appetit
00:36:41oh god
00:36:42steward
00:36:45we should just cancel
00:36:46no
00:36:47just
00:36:48wait for dessert
00:36:50oh god
00:36:59look
00:37:00tandy
00:37:03oh
00:37:04steward
00:37:10oh
00:37:10oh my god
00:37:11tandy
00:37:11oh my god
00:37:12tandy
00:37:14i've wanted you from the minute
00:37:16i saw you
00:37:18marry me
00:37:18steward
00:37:19we're right outside the bathrooms
00:37:21seriously
00:37:23nothing's ever good enough for you
00:37:25uppity bitch
00:37:27oh
00:37:27what the fuck
00:37:31bitch
00:37:34connor saved me
00:37:37connor
00:37:38i knew you still loved me
00:37:39tandy
00:37:40that's not what this is okay
00:37:42steward is dangerous
00:37:44can you please drop the captain america act
00:37:47and just come home
00:37:48tandy
00:37:49you made your choices
00:37:50go ahead and live with the consequences
00:37:58i'm sorry
00:37:59i feel like
00:38:01dinner's kind of ruined
00:38:03i still think there's room for dessert
00:38:06okay
00:38:08yeah you're right
00:38:09i made my choice
00:38:10a better one
00:38:11i'm with a real man now
00:38:16and we're getting married
00:38:18get down with me you idiot
00:38:20oh yes
00:38:21yes steward
00:38:23i will marry you
00:38:34let's get home and practice for a wedding night
00:38:36uh i actually
00:38:38actually oh god
00:38:39i have a headache
00:38:40i'm so bad
00:38:41did you or did you not just agree to marry me
00:38:44uh yes
00:38:45yes of course
00:38:47of course
00:38:47but um
00:38:48uh you have to get permission from my dad first
00:38:53you know i'm a traditional girl
00:38:55oh god
00:38:58what the fuck
00:39:00you know
00:39:04it doesn't feel real to me sometimes
00:39:08this house
00:39:10this new life
00:39:12you
00:39:15tell me
00:39:18how did a guy get so lucky
00:39:19i'm a very thorough researcher com
00:39:24i know why you joined the marines
00:39:27to pay for tom's medical pills and tandy's education
00:39:32you're a good kind man
00:39:36it's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world
00:39:39not to mention you saved my life
00:39:41i was hoping you weren't gonna leave that out
00:39:52i asked you to marry me
00:39:55the moment we landed on u.s soil
00:39:58that was
00:40:00and is a very real offer
00:40:06um
00:40:08connor mitchell
00:40:11will you marry me
00:40:14sasha
00:40:15wait
00:40:15this doesn't feel right
00:40:40sasha maverick
00:40:41just a few short weeks
00:40:43you've become
00:40:43the light of my life
00:40:50will you do me the cellar and marry me
00:40:53you almost gave me a heart attack
00:40:58fuck yes
00:41:05well
00:41:05one of us had to get down on their knee
00:41:08i wanted it to be me
00:41:12found while you're down there
00:41:14can you do one more thing
00:41:17captain
00:41:17ma'am yes ma'am
00:41:25tandy
00:41:25my beautiful daughter
00:41:29i know we've had our disagreements
00:41:32no matter what
00:41:35no i love you and i want you to be happy
00:41:40yeah
00:41:40whether that's with
00:41:42connor
00:41:44who i love
00:41:46or
00:41:48that prick
00:41:50you know
00:41:52you know how i feel about him
00:41:55well
00:41:57daniel
00:41:58i love you and it's
00:41:59your choice
00:42:00kiddo
00:42:02it's your choice
00:42:05hey connor
00:42:06tell me i don't have much longer
00:42:08so i'm just recording some
00:42:10last wishes for
00:42:11dandy
00:42:13it looks like
00:42:14it looks like you have something to tell me
00:42:16talk to me
00:42:17what is it
00:42:20i met someone
00:42:21new
00:42:24sasha maverick
00:42:27sasha maverick
00:42:28the president's daughter
00:42:31god she's gorgeous
00:42:34lucky you
00:42:35god way to go son
00:42:38so you're not upset
00:42:41hell no man
00:42:42all this shit my daughter's put you through
00:42:46actually
00:42:47i'm relieved
00:42:50good for you
00:42:51well
00:42:54in that case
00:42:57will you be my best man
00:43:04i'd be honored
00:43:06thank you
00:43:07honor
00:43:10good
00:43:11i want you up and walking
00:43:13for my wedding day
00:43:14you got that
00:43:17yes sir
00:43:20connor
00:43:22connor
00:43:23you're getting married
00:43:25so i wasn't enough for you
00:43:27huh
00:43:27and now you have to torture my dad
00:43:29with your theatrics now too
00:43:30candy
00:43:31look
00:43:33i'm sorry that you had to find out this way
00:43:35but yes
00:43:35i am engaged
00:43:37and your father's happy for me
00:43:41can i talk to you outside for a second
00:43:43now
00:43:46come on
00:43:47come on
00:43:47don't leave me with him
00:43:50oh shit
00:43:59tom
00:44:01i proposed to tandy
00:44:03and she said yes
00:44:04but
00:44:05she insisted i get your blessing
00:44:08so
00:44:10no
00:44:16what
00:44:17you deaf and stupid
00:44:19i said no
00:44:21not in a thousand years
00:44:24tandy
00:44:25tandy
00:44:25what
00:44:25connor
00:44:27what did i ever do to you
00:44:28huh
00:44:29why are you torturing me like this
00:44:31torturing you
00:44:31i'm just trying to move on with my life
00:44:33it used to be our life
00:44:35candy
00:44:36i don't think
00:44:37your new fiance would appreciate that
00:44:40no
00:44:42stewart
00:44:42i was just trying to make you jealous
00:44:45i'm so sorry baby
00:44:46please
00:44:47please
00:44:47candy
00:44:49you slept with someone else
00:44:50and every time i tried to extend an olive branch to you
00:44:53you threw it back in my face
00:44:54what do i have to do to show you that i love you
00:44:57that i've always loved you
00:44:59tandy
00:44:59there's nothing you can do okay
00:45:00do you understand that
00:45:02excuse me
00:45:09sasha
00:45:09that's not what it looks like okay
00:45:11actually
00:45:13yes
00:45:14it is
00:45:15connor and i are in love
00:45:16we've always
00:45:21don't worry baby
00:45:22i saw everything
00:45:23if this deranged slut thinks she can come between us
00:45:26she's got another thing coming for her
00:45:29bring it on bitch
00:45:30candy enough
00:45:32i've moved on
00:45:36no
00:45:37no no no
00:45:38connor
00:45:39connor tell me that is fake
00:45:41please connor please
00:45:42tell me it's not real
00:45:44candy
00:45:45no it can't be real
00:45:47you can't leave me like this
00:45:51it's over dandy
00:45:54listen
00:45:54you old goat
00:45:56i have one shot
00:45:57left
00:45:58at holding on to tandy
00:46:00i can feel her pulling away
00:46:02and i don't know why
00:46:03i'm the perfect boyfriend
00:46:05that's a hoot
00:46:06i practically raised that kid to be the man he is
00:46:10connor is honorable
00:46:13he's
00:46:14he's a good person
00:46:16hard working
00:46:19unlike you stward
00:46:22you're a parasite
00:46:24you're pathetic
00:46:25i'm not gonna give you a blessing
00:46:28tandy
00:46:29hasn't seen it yet
00:46:30but
00:46:30my girl
00:46:32she'll come around
00:46:34don't have that much longer
00:46:36but
00:46:36the days i do have
00:46:37i thank god
00:46:39that i get to
00:46:41see your ass get kicked
00:46:43and i will
00:46:46it's pathetic
00:46:47and leave
00:46:49oh
00:46:50need your gun
00:46:50connor
00:46:51no
00:46:52you won't
00:47:00no
00:47:21daddy
00:47:22daddy
00:47:23daddy
00:47:27I was so happy that we were getting married and his heart just came out.
00:47:32What?
00:47:32I'm so sorry, bitch.
00:47:34No.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:36No.
00:47:37Connor, do something.
00:47:39Do something!
00:47:42You can hear me now?
00:47:45It's okay.
00:47:56I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:47:58I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:01Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:09He saved people.
00:48:13He saved me.
00:48:14When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:22From the day he passed away, he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:30Thank you, Major.
00:48:33I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:56Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:01He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:04Please, he asked.
00:49:07Save her from him.
00:49:12You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:18He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:23It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:26Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:29You barely even knew him.
00:49:31One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding so that he could
00:49:38see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:49:48Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:51Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:54Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:00Come on, Tandy.
00:50:01Tandy, what do you say?
00:50:10Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:12As soon as possible.
00:50:14It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:19This is love, Tandy.
00:50:21Even for you.
00:50:37Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:38Your Krizan Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:50:44That's great news, sir.
00:50:47Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:50:54I have half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:51:00But you know, Congress would have to ratify this, but how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:07Wait, sir, what?
00:51:10Marry my daughter tomorrow, and the job is yours.
00:51:24Well, well, well, Mrs. Future Rothschild.
00:51:30Are you ready to rock?
00:51:32I want you so bad.
00:51:38I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:51:40I miss Connor.
00:51:41I never should have let him go.
00:51:47Oh, yes.
00:51:49Oh, Connor.
00:51:50Yes, Connor, yes.
00:51:52What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:54Oh, my God.
00:51:55Stuart, Stuart.
00:51:56I'm so sorry.
00:51:57It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:52:00It was just a reflex.
00:52:01I'm sorry.
00:52:02Tandy, do you still love me?
00:52:05Of course, baby.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:10Stuart.
00:52:10Because if you still wanted Connor, it would be really bad for him.
00:52:26Stuart, you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:30Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:33Yes, I would.
00:52:35I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:39I have investors coming.
00:52:41You are messing up my big day.
00:52:46Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:52:54Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:00If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:53:07Come on, Connor.
00:53:08Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:20Excuse me.
00:53:26Connor, you came.
00:53:28If that douchebag objects, I'm going to kill him.
00:53:32Shh.
00:53:33Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:35There's nothing like that.
00:53:36But you will have to relocate.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39The new owner of this venue, his wedding is taking preference here.
00:53:44This is our bad.
00:53:45I should never have rented it to you.
00:53:47Who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word.
00:53:53I'll handle this.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:57I am so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:54:00You stupid floozy.
00:54:02Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:05Ahem.
00:54:05Please, ma'am.
00:54:06You have to vacate the premises.
00:54:08Now.
00:54:09What?
00:54:09Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:25Sasha.
00:54:27The day we met.
00:54:29When I carried you from that exploding building, I never would have thought...
00:54:33It would have been you who saved me.
00:54:41That's supposed to be me up there.
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:46Everyone's leaving.
00:54:47Can you hurry this up?
00:54:48Right, right.
00:54:49Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:52Do we?
00:54:53Tandy?
00:54:54Tandy Nelson.
00:54:56Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy.
00:55:05Are you going to answer that?
00:55:10I do.
00:55:11Of course I do.
00:55:13In the power vested in me, and I'll pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
00:55:28Are we good?
00:55:30More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell has averted another disastrous conflict.
00:55:45Wow.
00:55:46Drunk again?
00:55:47That's really helping your crow's feet.
00:55:49Connor would have asked why I was upset and tried to fix it.
00:55:55See this?
00:55:56It's dirty laundry.
00:55:58Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:00Get to work, woman.
00:56:01I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here.
00:56:04When he was deployed, he would even hire a main service for me.
00:56:07I can't live like this.
00:56:08I need you, Connor.
00:56:09I have to get you back.
00:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:12What's the fuss about?
00:56:14Everything?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Nothing is okay.
00:56:17Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:21Let me go!
00:56:23I need to see Connor!
00:56:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26It's going to be alright.
00:56:28I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:30Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:33My dream house.
00:56:34I bought it for you.
00:56:36You didn't?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:54Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:56:59Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:10Sorry.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I'm going to need you and Sasha back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:20So, yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Yes, sir.
00:57:28Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:32I think he needs us.
00:57:34I gotta go.
00:57:40Still closing on the property, but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:44Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:54It's handy.
00:57:55What are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:00We don't have time for this.
00:58:02Sasha.
00:58:05No, wait, Connor.
00:58:06Connor, wait, I need you, Connor!
00:58:07Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:08I bought this place.
00:58:09No, Connor!
00:58:14So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:17You're okay, sir.
00:58:18Ah, thanks.
00:58:19Dad, are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine, sweetie, I'm fine.
00:58:23I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years, but this has made me realize something.
00:58:30The job of president is a younger man's game.
00:58:34Especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:58:38So I've decided to step down, because no one knows the Krizav-Tarkev conflict better than you.
00:58:48Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you. I'm not qualified.
00:58:55Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:57No, sir, it's just... I never wanted to be president.
00:59:02And that makes you the perfect man for the job.
00:59:08Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12You too, sweetie.
00:59:20So, General Tupperd, can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:26I could really use the support these days.
00:59:29I don't know what you did, Stuart, but you certainly pissed somebody off at the top.
00:59:35Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:37Nobody.
00:59:39But how can I say no to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:50Say along.
00:59:51We need this contract.
00:59:58Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years.
01:00:06Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the Presidency of the United States of America.
01:00:18Oh, God. What have I done?
01:00:24Oh, Connor.
01:00:25I would have never, ever treated you like that if I'd known how much it hurt you.
01:00:33Breaking news. As his first official act, President Mitchell has ended homelessness.
01:00:41Connor.
01:00:42Connor.
01:00:42Caring Connor.
01:00:43Of course that's why you left.
01:00:45You wanted to help your country.
01:00:46That's so like you.
01:00:48A real man, I'm like.
01:00:55A real man sacrifices.
01:00:57Saves people.
01:00:59Connor.
01:01:00If you ever love me, I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:05Connor.
01:01:15Snelson, I'm your father's estate attorney.
01:01:17We found a recording in his things for you labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:21Out of respect, we felt you should be the first to hear it.
01:01:29My dad made a will?
01:01:31My dad made a will?
01:01:40Candy, my beautiful daughter.
01:01:43I know we've had our disagreements, no matter what.
01:01:46I know we love you.
01:01:48I want you to be happy.
01:01:50Whether that's with Connor or that prick.
01:01:53Daniel, it's your choice, kiddo.
01:01:56Oh, Dad.
01:01:58You were so right about Stuart.
01:02:01I should have never let Connor go.
01:02:05No.
01:02:08Not in a thousand years.
01:02:10Listen, you old goat.
01:02:11I have one shot left at holding on to Dandy.
01:02:14I can feel her pulling away and I don't know why.
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:19I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have.
01:02:22I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
01:02:26It's pathetic.
01:02:27Oh, nature, duh.
01:02:30No!
01:02:31No, no, no.
01:02:34Dad, what happened?
01:02:36He was so happy.
01:02:37I told him I planned on getting married to you and his heart just came out.
01:02:42What do you have there?
01:02:44Hmm?
01:02:46Nothing.
01:02:47You look handsome.
01:02:48Hmm.
01:02:54I just need to find Connor and apologize.
01:02:57He'll protect me.
01:03:01Hmm?
01:03:03He blocked me?
01:03:10What is this?
01:03:13Going somewhere?
01:03:15Uh, no.
01:03:17No, hey.
01:03:19No, I...
01:03:21I was just...
01:03:22I was just packing up some old clothes.
01:03:26Connors.
01:03:28Oh, really?
01:03:29Mm-hmm.
01:03:30Oh, gosh.
01:03:33Uh, you smell...
01:03:37intoxicating.
01:03:38Why don't you...
01:03:41start the shower?
01:03:42I...
01:03:44Well, yeah.
01:03:44Mm-hmm.
01:03:46I've been pheromone-maxing just for you.
01:03:55I'll be waiting.
01:04:08Tandy.
01:04:09Oh, Tandy. Tandy.
01:04:12All right, my love.
01:04:13The shower is ready for us.
01:04:16My love?
01:04:18Tandy?
01:04:23Tandy!
01:04:24Tandy!
01:04:25Oh, Tandy!
01:04:26I'm really not in the mood for hide and see!
01:04:30Weeeeeeeeeee...
01:04:44Sorry, ma'am!
01:04:45But, this area's restricted.
01:04:47I just need to see Connor.
01:04:48I understand.
01:04:49The president has many, many female admirers.
01:04:52He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:04:54No, you don't understand. This is an emergency.
01:04:56I'm his fiancée.
01:04:57Uh-huh. And does his wife know?
01:05:01All right. Word from the top. You can go.
01:05:04But no touching, understand?
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:08What do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:11The president is very busy. He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:14Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17It's okay, Sasha. It's okay.
01:05:20Connor.
01:05:23Connor, thank God.
01:05:25What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:30Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:05:39I made a mistake.
01:05:41Okay, Connor? I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:05:44Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:05:47He's not what he seems.
01:05:49He is a very, very bad man.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53He definitely is not what he seems.
01:05:56I don't love him, Connor.
01:05:57I love you.
01:05:59I was wrong to let you go, and I am begging you.
01:06:02Please, please forgive me.
01:06:08Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:16I know you still love me.
01:06:18We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:21You can't just let that go.
01:06:22Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:25I know I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:27And I think about that every day.
01:06:30I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:06:34You don't have to cook.
01:06:35You don't have to clean.
01:06:37Anything you want.
01:06:38I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:06:41Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:46My wife.
01:06:47And she's not a side piece.
01:06:49Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:52Look me in the eyes and say it.
01:06:56Tandy, I...
01:07:00I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:03The recording.
01:07:04If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:07:07Uh, wait.
01:07:08I have something to show you.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:10God, it was...
01:07:11It's right here.
01:07:12It has to be right here.
01:07:13Where is it?
01:07:14Where is it?
01:07:15This will change everything.
01:07:16I'm going to find it.
01:07:17Wait.
01:07:18No, no, no.
01:07:18Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:19Wait, I didn't hear this, please.
01:07:21You don't get it.
01:07:22You don't understand.
01:07:32Oh, Stuart.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Uh, you...
01:07:36You scared me.
01:07:38Why don't we have a special night?
01:07:40You and I.
01:07:41Take a seat.
01:07:45Of course, Starling.
01:07:50Looking for something?
01:07:58Give it a listen.
01:08:02Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy, makes me feel dandy.
01:08:08Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy.
01:08:11Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy.
01:08:17Are you...
01:08:18Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:20I'm great.
01:08:23There's a big peace conference coming up with a bunch of political big shots.
01:08:29Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter, you can get me in.
01:08:36And when you do, I can finally get Reved.
01:08:54I appreciate you gentlemen being here today at this peace summit.
01:08:57I doubt.
01:08:59We'll find the mercy grievance on, Mr. President.
01:09:03Not with those war-hungry Perkivians.
01:09:07Please, gentlemen, take a seat.
01:09:11How's it going?
01:09:13With the amount of tension in this room, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys start throwing hands.
01:09:21Identification and invitations.
01:09:22Do you know who this is?
01:09:25This is Tandy Nelson.
01:09:28President Mitchell's ex-wife and baby mama.
01:09:32Look.
01:09:34Hmm.
01:09:35I didn't realize the president had a baby mama.
01:09:39Well, for now, neither does TMZ.
01:09:42But we can change that if you don't let us through.
01:09:47Hmm.
01:09:53You all this?
01:09:55I told you that would work.
01:09:56This is a bad idea, Stuart.
01:09:58Shut up.
01:09:59My fellow esteemed leaders, we are gathered here today.
01:10:05As the world is on the brink of war.
01:10:08An, uh, avoidable war.
01:10:12That, obviously, we would like to avoid.
01:10:20Excuse me.
01:10:23I know that, uh, that peace is, is not easy.
01:10:30Oh, brother.
01:10:31This guy sucks.
01:10:35Stuart, how'd you get in here?
01:10:37Oh, I'll tell you how.
01:10:39It was actually very easy.
01:10:41You see, President Mitchell's security is weak.
01:10:47How do you suppose you're going to keep peace when you couldn't even keep your engagement together?
01:10:53Oh, that's right.
01:10:56Oh, that's right.
01:10:57I am sleeping with President's ex.
01:10:59Stop it, Stuart.
01:11:00Stop it.
01:11:00Stop it.
01:11:01Stuart, this is a peace summit, not a reality TV show.
01:11:05You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:11:09Now, now, there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen.
01:11:13Not some silly disagreement about mineral rights.
01:11:18Shut up.
01:11:19Stop laughing.
01:11:21Laugh at him, not me.
01:11:23They're laughing at you, Stuart.
01:11:25Because you have no power here.
01:11:27Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:11:30Secret Service is going to arrest you.
01:11:32And you're going to spend the next 10 years in an army black site.
01:11:37See?
01:11:38Now, that's funny.
01:11:41Not as funny as a bullet in your face.
01:11:43He's losing his mind, Connor.
01:11:45Run!
01:11:46Shut up!
01:11:47Oh, God!
01:11:55Don't come any closer.
01:11:57Not one move.
01:11:58I want my government contracts reissued.
01:12:01And I want you to resign.
01:12:03Or, Tandy,
01:12:06it's lead.
01:12:07Sir, we might have a shot, but there's a chance a civilian!
01:12:10Stand down.
01:12:11Sir!
01:12:11Stand down!
01:12:14Sasha,
01:12:16I'm sorry,
01:12:17but I have to do this.
01:12:20If something goes wrong, just know I love you.
01:12:23I know you do.
01:12:27Hey.
01:12:31Stand down.
01:12:32Stand down.
01:12:34Stand down.
01:12:36Stuart.
01:12:37Wink that gun at me, okay?
01:12:40I'm the one you hate.
01:12:41You made her hate me.
01:12:43She won't even look at me.
01:12:45She won't fuck me anymore, man.
01:12:48It's your fault.
01:12:50I had the love of my life taken from me.
01:12:54My bed.
01:12:56My house.
01:12:58You did that, Stuart.
01:13:00But there is one difference between you and I.
01:13:03I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger.
01:13:06And me?
01:13:08I've done it a thousand times.
01:13:11No!
01:13:12No, no, no!
01:13:13He'll do it.
01:13:14He'll do it, Connor.
01:13:15He killed my father.
01:13:16What?
01:13:24Whoa.
01:13:26Mr. President.
01:13:27Sorry?
01:13:29Forgiveness?
01:13:32You killed Tom.
01:13:59Oh, Connor.
01:14:01Connor, you saved me.
01:14:04I knew you still loved me.
01:14:06Don't kid yourself, Tandy.
01:14:08I was just doing my civic duty.
01:14:13It's all right.
01:14:16Stand down.
01:14:17Stand down.
01:14:27Sorry about that interruption.
01:14:32No.
01:14:34You know what?
01:14:36You two want peace.
01:14:38The world demands peace.
01:14:42And if anyone tries to fuck that up,
01:14:44they're going to have to deal with me.
01:14:49Thank you all for your time today.
01:15:03President Connor Mitchell,
01:15:06it is my pleasure to award you the War Peace Prize for your incredible diplomacy between Prezan and Tarkov.
01:15:21Thank you all for your time today.
01:15:25You're wrong.
01:15:26Connor still loves me.
01:15:27I can feel it.
01:15:31You gotta let him go, sweetheart.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35No.
01:15:35He just has to finish his job for his country.
01:15:37And then he'll come back to me.
01:15:39I know it.
01:15:39You'll all see.
01:15:50Congratulations.
01:16:09However,
01:16:13I have a message for the world.
01:16:16Peace
01:16:17is not easy.
01:16:20Sometimes it requires
01:16:22letting go.
01:16:24Setting aside old baggage
01:16:26and moving forwards
01:16:29towards a new,
01:16:31better world.
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