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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:01Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:26My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59Let's go!
00:59You know, fuckay.
01:00You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
02:10Let's go!
02:15Let's go!
03:08Let's go!
03:24Let's go!
03:55Let's go!
04:19Let's go!
04:23Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:32They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36I mean, they do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:38Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:46Whatever you need, Captain.
04:48Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:54You know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the
05:05other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks for the next time, folks.
05:22Thanks for the next week.
05:23Thanks.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:00You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:58You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:21You're dead.
09:24You're dead.
09:26You're dead.
09:32You're dead.
09:34I'm dead.
09:35Sorry.
09:44Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Moses.
10:58You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:11It's you.
11:13Okay.
11:15It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:33It's you.
11:36It's you.
11:52It's you.
11:53Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:11The hell are you?
12:19Please don't...
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32It will shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10It's you.
13:17It's you.
13:18It's you...
13:22It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32so uh obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:35oh right
13:39your family must be happy there in russia
13:44yes my parents are pretty psyched for me they're pissed they can't come but my mom
13:49is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right my father yes maybe my brother but who knows
14:03cool anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08dreaming of what what is metal you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:18go fuck yourself bro it's not such a good drink
14:24your cab is definitely here
14:37bye
14:45welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are four
14:50four days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story
14:54here in sochi russia
14:56what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard bill to
15:01swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's
15:17captain
15:18yeah
15:19yeah
15:19yeah
15:35All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Fanny.
15:41Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up schist shell.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55It's USA this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:57You look great in silver, Fanny.
15:59Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:07Is it black mold?
16:08Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:10He's probably right.
16:11The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:16We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:19I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Woo-hoo!
17:09Yeah.
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:19I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:46No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:51Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:00Go away, Holander.
18:08Are you OK?
18:10Please, go.
18:12You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18Now you go.
18:21What the fuck?
18:35You need to meet.
18:37Yes, my father.
18:41The minister wants to meet you today, not looking at anything.
18:47It's an honor for me.
18:49You must be a honor for me.
18:51After yesterday's time, you lost...
18:56...Latviy.
18:58...Latviy.
19:00...and he still drinks.
19:01...and he still drinks.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04You're not sad?
19:05I'm not sad, my father.
19:07But not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:14It's not to be honest with the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:22Our team is injured.
19:24The team is not played.
19:25It's played.
19:26It's played?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it played?
19:30You, captain, you're doing it played.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty of the same childhood.
19:41Who's to get you?
19:45Your mother?
19:46She doesn't know how to do this.
19:52No, my father.
19:55My mother died.
19:59You remember me?
20:02I had a lot of your father.
20:06Where are you?
20:09Where's your mother?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:19We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:23To be able to meet the minister.
20:27Yes.
20:29Are you ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always in the same way.
20:35Everything is always in the military.
20:37What do you want to do with him?
20:39He was not in the form, but...
20:41Kocchev, Kocchev, he still remains.
20:43He needs to rest.
20:45He has a great prize in the United States.
20:47He needs to work well.
20:50He's too good for us.
20:52It's a problem with the leader.
20:55It's always a problem.
20:57The leader.
21:01He's too much.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:06You're my angel.
21:08You talk too much.
21:10Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:15I'm going to go to the bar.
21:17He needs to be one cup.
21:20Look how she's behind him.
21:23From the very beginning.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be good if I remember this.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:33Years?
21:51Maybe.
21:56Nevermind if you were encima holding him to dinner.
21:57Whatever des começarings!
21:58I need such a few nights.
22:01It looks like these days.
22:01ПотENCHING
22:02I need to get a couple of breaks inside...
22:03I need to drink something.
22:03I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:09For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you're trying to avoid this.
22:15I sometimes blame you for me.
22:18When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:27My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who in any case will kill you.
22:31You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:41Yeah, really.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
22:45but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:54Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Where are you?
23:01Who knows?
23:01And the extrasens.
23:03You're a traumatized guy, you're a total of a bad guy.
23:07You've never found a bad guy.
23:10You've been here with a bad guy.
23:12You looked bad at them.
23:14You've never seen a bad guy.
23:18You've never seen that before.
23:20You've never seen that before.
23:21You've never seen that before.
23:21You've never seen that before.
23:23You can win whoever's in the West.
23:26And Chicago.
23:27That's how you win the Coupe Xen for a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:35Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:40You'll always be perfect.
23:42Right, but you'll need to get together.
23:47We'll see you in the next week.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, how's the prize, Sash?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs are the head.
24:12Boys are just beautiful.
24:16And boys?
24:17Boys.
24:19Well...
24:21You've seen the French people about them.
24:24Right, Ilya?
24:29Oh my God.
24:34Nothing.
24:36You don't know anything.
24:40You don't lie.
24:42You don't flirt at the answer.
24:48Because you were fun.
24:54You remember?
25:06You remember?
25:08You remember?
25:11You remember?
25:12It was a surprise that it was you earlier, if you remember me, don't forget me.
25:21We're not kids, Sash.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49It's okay. I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:02I'll go.
26:05I was happy to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:25Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do with this?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:36There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:46No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, Jay.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:51Stop it.
26:52Boys, it's starting.
26:55Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:59You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:02Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:05A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:25I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:47our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:57I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Uh, no.
28:41You're the fucking best all I do.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal.
28:45Shit-show-cock-sucking Russian.
28:48That is that.
28:49The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it comes out.
29:05The Boston Raiders are literally hundreds of thousands of people.
29:44And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49It was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hallmark.
29:58I was busy.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:05Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:14Okay, fine.
30:15But hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:24I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:28And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:58No chance.
31:15Well...
31:16What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:29clown show
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick. Oh fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick
31:59Maybe ask nicely
32:08Huh? Please
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:32Please
32:43What?
32:49No
32:52We will go back to our seats
32:54Watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:00And then when you have been waiting all night
33:03You'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe
33:09Maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:14When did your English get so good
33:17I read the New Yorker now
33:21Really?
33:22No, the New Yorker is boring
33:27My dad loves it
33:29Ah
33:30So being boring is
33:32Is genetic
33:33Wow
33:35Genetic
33:41Let's make a deal
33:42Let's make a deal
33:43If you win MVP tonight I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want
33:51And if you win
34:09Good luck to me
34:11Good luck to me
34:24Yeah
34:25So 50
34:27They're gonna be
34:28I'm gonna get this position
34:29I'll get right
34:31Andского
34:31And we're gonna need you
34:31All lined up
34:32And we've got a special assist
34:34And you're gonna ask me
34:35Like, I'll draw the line
34:36for what that is
34:37Nip
34:37Nip
34:56Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:16You're such an asshole.
35:17Maybe you're such an asshole.
35:17You're such an asshole.
35:17But, I know you're such an asshole.
35:18I'll see you next time.
35:18And we'll be fine.
35:24There you go.
35:28Okay?
35:29I'll see you next time.
35:29Okay, we'll see you next time.
35:31Okay, so we're gonna get out of here.
35:48What?
35:51Just a lot of windows.
36:14Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:24This is a good hotel.
36:27Really nice vodka.
36:28It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:34Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:36Show it for me. I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:44No shit.
36:45Fuck you.
36:47Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no. Vodka is for after.
36:51It's your reward.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels.
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:38Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:02Are you going to fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:08I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:14Tell me.
38:21I need you.
38:24I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:45I need you.
38:50I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:52I need you.
38:52I need you.
38:56I need you.
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:32It's intense there.
39:39So are you heading back soon?
39:42Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:47Oh yes.
39:55Why?
39:57What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:06It's...it's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:11But...I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Me too, I should have.
40:54So, uh, I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:13Good to see you.
41:20I don't know.
41:49I don't know.
42:16Fuck.
42:49I don't know.
43:14I don't know.
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