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Sumner Comes First Acd
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00:09We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:12Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:17I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:21Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:23Hey, just let me stick it in.
00:25What? Ew, no!
00:27But you've never put out.
00:29Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce.
00:31We talked about this.
00:32And you know what?
00:33Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away
00:35don't exactly turn me on, okay?
00:37But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:41What?
00:44Why would you say that?
00:45It's what everyone says.
00:47You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:50Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
00:53Holy, what's going on? I heard yelling.
00:55You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
00:57What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:02Ex-boyfriend.
01:03What the hell, Sumner? Come on, don't be like that.
01:05No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:10I didn't start those rumors.
01:11Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:14And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:16Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:19What the fuck did you say?
01:20Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:24Corbin, don't.
01:25No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:26You know he's going to tell Coach.
01:29Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:32Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:36But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:41Hello.
01:43Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
01:47Bryce was just leaving.
01:50Stay away from Sumner.
01:53Where am I supposed to sleep?
01:54Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
01:57Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
01:58Go crash on her couch.
01:59Just get your shit and go.
02:10You okay?
02:12You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:14He's gone.
02:15Who says I'm acting?
02:16If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:19Or you know what? Do.
02:21And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:37Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:39He was the new kid.
02:40He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:42You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:45No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:49Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it,
02:51I would do it in a heartbeat.
02:53Um, public humiliation would be nice.
02:55Hey, I can work with that. Thank you. That's something.
03:00Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old,
03:02and believe it or not, you didn't always hate me.
03:04Funny, I don't remember that.
03:07I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:10You know, the worst part about being called a slut is, you know, I've never even...
03:19You know what? Forget it.
03:21You don't know anything about me.
03:23I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:25Why? Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:29I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely, but no.
03:31Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:37I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:39What's his thing? He got like a huge cock or something?
03:45No. I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it.
03:59I was never going to date Bryce forever, I was just sort of...
04:04Using him for his body.
04:07Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:09I don't know, I just thought, spring break, no parents.
04:14I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:18You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:21Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:23Come on.
04:25I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:29but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:32Oh, really? Watch me.
04:35Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence.
04:40See? There. Easy.
04:43You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:45Why didn't you just do it then?
04:47Because...
04:48Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:50Or good.
04:54Hmm.
04:56What? Hmm.
04:58No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:02I've just never had that problem, so...
05:05Well, aren't you special?
05:07Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:12Well, you know what? Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:15I mean, half the school's here. I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:19No.
05:20What?
05:20No, what? No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:26Someone who sees you.
05:36Yo, help me bring this stuff out.
05:47What's going on with you two?
05:50Nothing.
05:51Nothing.
05:54Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know?
05:56Nothing, nothing, nothing new.
05:59She must not be trying too hard.
06:01Because for a second there, it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:06Feelings? Me?
06:07Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:09And especially not for my sister.
06:11I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:15No, of course not.
06:18I mean, she's like my sister too, bro.
06:20Come on.
06:32You're never gonna win like that.
06:35Definitely not now that you're here.
06:40Gotta slow it down.
06:42I feel it out.
06:43Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:49What is?
06:51Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
06:58To score.
07:00And feel good while doing it.
07:04I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:09Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate, and you want it to actually feel good,
07:14you should let me be your first time.
07:19Adam would never forgive us.
07:20He leaves a day early, we could do it then.
07:23Just a one-time thing.
07:24Adam is your best friend, and he's my brother.
07:27You really want to jeopardize that?
07:28Why are you even suggesting this?
07:30Maybe I owe you one.
07:33You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:38Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:42Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:45I don't mind a little gagging.
07:47Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
07:52What does that mean?
07:57Well, first, I'd kiss you.
08:05I'd make it feel like it actually means something, because it does.
08:10And then I would slowly touch it.
08:17Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:21And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:31Hey, son, you want a tan?
08:34Whoa!
08:36And what's going on here?
08:38Nothing.
08:40I had something in my eye.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:46Get your mind out of the gutter.
08:48Yes, let's tan.
08:49I'll get changed.
08:53Let's go.
09:01Stepping on your roller coaster
09:06Going down
09:07But I never felt this high
09:09Biggest ride of the century
09:20You want some help?
09:23I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:27All good.
09:29Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:48I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
09:52Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
09:56You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
09:59I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:01Okay, that's a good question.
10:03Um, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:08Yeah.
10:09And when you lose,
10:12You need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:15Okay, I can come up with something.
10:17But I'm not going to lose, um.
10:20We have a deal?
10:22Do your worst.
10:24So you can stand?
10:27Enthusiastically.
10:33Time to suffer!
10:43Yeah, you know what?
10:44No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:46What's wrong, Sam?
10:47You scared I'll beat your record?
10:50Alright, fine.
10:51Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
10:55All right, in three, two, one.
11:10Up to the shoulders.
11:12Breathe.
11:13Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:15Oh, give up some.
11:17Sunshine's calling your name.
11:18Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:19Oh my god.
11:21Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:23What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:24Dude, what the hell?
11:26Oh, it's conserving heat.
11:28Really, in front of my brother.
11:29You can get out anytime, I would gladly take the wind.
11:32Oh, never.
11:35That's what I thought.
11:59You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:01Hmm, me too.
12:02The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:04I wasn't talking about the water.
12:09You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:11Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:15You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:18We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:23Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:25I was a knight.
12:26Thank you very much.
12:28But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:31Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:43I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
12:49Well, this is not a game.
12:51And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
12:53You know, you can take the win.
12:55I give up.
12:56Some wins.
13:00Weak sauce, man.
13:07Congrats.
13:08This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work.
13:31You still mad at me?
13:37Does that mean our bet's off?
13:39After you let me win yesterday?
13:41Not a chance.
13:44You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:48How are you gonna do that?
13:49Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
13:57So if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:08So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:13Yeah.
14:16I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you.
14:19But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:24I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:33Oh yeah?
14:35And how are you gonna do that?
14:43Oops.
14:44Looks like I spilled.
14:58That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:01How about I get the rest for you though?
15:09You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:13What do you say?
15:17Why not?
15:20I'm not a girl.
15:21There's so many ways to be happy.
15:25You can do whatever you like.
15:27You don't have to be ready.
15:30You just gotta trust the right.
15:32You don't have to be scary.
15:35You just gotta follow the light.
15:37You're able to be happy.
15:39You can do whatever you like.
15:42There you two are.
15:47Oh, am I interrupting again?
15:49No, not interrupting and not again.
15:51Here, do you want some?
15:52Duh.
15:55Which one?
15:56Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
15:59Uh, vampires.
16:00All the way to started.
16:02Thanks.
16:05You've got to be kidding me.
16:08I don't know what you're talking about.
16:09Girl, be so for real.
16:11Adam might be blind.
16:12But I can see the sparks flying between you two like the fourth of July.
16:16Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:31Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:33Let these two have the couch.
16:35Sure.
16:36Better sit six feet apart.
16:38Give me some of that ice cream.
16:40Come on down, son.
16:41Take a seat.
16:44What?
16:44Too scared of this one?
16:47Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
16:50Because I was sad.
16:51She was doing it for her kid.
16:53You would sympathize with a serial killer.
16:57Don't worry.
16:59I'll protect you.
17:00Protect me from your son.
17:06Don't worry.
17:21Don't worry.
17:25Don't worry.
17:25Don't worry.
17:25What are you doing?
17:27I'm just waiting for the right moment.
17:31I'm not reckless.
17:33I'm just opportunistic.
17:35My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:38It doesn't bother me.
17:39I was thinking maybe second base.
17:41You're unbelievable.
17:43Is that a no?
17:47You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything.
17:49Yeah.
17:50You sure about that?
17:56Okay.
18:13Do you want me to stop?
18:30I'm too cute to eat.
18:38Time for bed, I think.
19:03Oh my god.
19:05Are you?
19:07What, you coming here to help me out?
19:09What?
19:10No, I...
19:15Like what you see?
19:16No.
19:17No.
19:17God, no.
19:21Excuse me.
19:22Just grabbing a towel.
19:28Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:30Oh yeah?
19:31How do you figure?
19:32It could last 24 hours.
19:34How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:36I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:39I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:41I don't need to.
19:42Thank you very much.
19:44Yeah, you sure about that?
19:47I'm gonna go use the other bathroom.
19:48Okay, you go do that.
19:56Look at this.
19:57Go.
19:58There we go.
19:59So annoying.
20:01Knock, knock, knock.
20:04Hey, party people.
20:05Hey, Daisy.
20:06What's going on?
20:09Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:14I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:16So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:19Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing machine gun Kelly on repeat.
20:24I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:27Who wants a shot?
20:28I'm down.
20:29Why not?
20:30Okay.
20:31Yeah.
20:36You want a liquor?
20:38It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:41I'm okay.
20:42I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:46Trust me, it's so good with vodka.
20:48It's like a pre-chaser.
21:00All right.
21:02For spring break.
21:03Spring break.
21:14Let's play a game.
21:16Suck and blow?
21:18Gross.
21:18No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:22Um, sardines?
21:23Ooh, yes.
21:24I always love this house for sardines.
21:27Great.
21:27I'll hide first.
21:28Okay.
21:29I need a breather, especially after that shot.
21:45How did you find me so fast?
21:47This has been your spot since we were kids.
21:50I won't tell Adam, don't worry.
21:52Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
21:55I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
21:58You saw no such thing.
22:00You jealous?
22:02No, I'm just worried that you're going to get mono.
22:07Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:15You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:30Sit down.
22:32What?
22:33Sit down.
22:36You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:41Take care of me how?
22:44Time for third base, son.
22:59Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
23:05I knew this game was stupid.
23:07Let's just call it.
23:09Olly olly oxenfree!
23:26Finally!
23:28It's been forever.
23:29How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:34We had fun sneaking around.
23:36Mm-hmm.
23:37Well, I got sober looking for you two.
23:40I'm gonna grab another drink.
23:42Mia, you want one?
23:43Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:46Excuse me.
23:53Sumner, let's dance.
23:55Okay.
24:12Do you really want to give them the show?
24:16What'd you have in mind?
24:18Hope you're watching Corbin.
24:20Do you want this ballet?
24:22Yes, you better taste it.
24:34Summer cherry?
24:36I can taste it on your tongue.
24:39You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:41It's just a game, Daisy.
24:43Yeah, right.
24:45You're a whore like everyone says.
24:47Whoa, I don't think so.
24:49The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
24:51You're a slut.
24:53Just like everyone says.
24:54You don't get to talk to her like that.
24:56What'd you do?
24:57Let him fuck you in a closet?
24:59Hey, what's going on?
25:01Get the hell out of here.
25:03Fine.
25:04I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:07Yo, what do you mean by sloppy sec-
25:11Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:14She was fired up.
25:15She's a dramatic pygmy, Adam.
25:17She'll say anything but good attention.
25:19God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:21You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:24Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:27I wasn't laughing.
25:28Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either.
25:30That's your whole deal, huh?
25:31Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch.
25:37I was defending you back there.
25:39Too little, too late.
25:42You can leave me alone.
25:45Both of you.
25:54You can leave me alone.
26:13Peace offering.
26:17I'm sorry.
26:18I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:29I'm sorry about everything.
26:32You want to be more specific?
26:36I'm sorry about that day at the pool.
26:41No, I wish you could understand how much I regret it.
26:46I bet you don't even think about it.
26:50Uh, you'd be surprised some.
26:58I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:04Obviously, I couldn't tell you.
27:06I couldn't tell anyone.
27:06I mean, you're my best friend's sister.
27:18I guess I just acted out.
27:22It's real mature, Corbin.
27:25I was 14, okay?
27:27You were driving me crazy.
27:28I couldn't stop thinking about you.
27:30I couldn't keep my hands away.
27:33So you tormented me?
27:36I took it too far that day.
27:41The biggest mistake of my life.
27:46I lost one of my best friends that day, so.
27:55Want to hand me one?
27:56Mm-hmm.
28:05You know how to do this?
28:08Yes.
28:10You shouldn't go that fast.
28:12I'm hungry.
28:14Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:18Look at that.
28:19Already on fire.
28:22Damn it.
28:23Told you.
28:26I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:33Assholes, plural?
28:40I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:43What do you mean?
28:48You said you had a crush on me in middle school?
28:55Yeah.
28:59How do you feel about me now?
29:04No.
29:06How do I feel about you now?
29:13I thought it was so obvious.
29:22I really want to kiss you right now.
29:27What do you want?
29:32I want you to take me home.
29:35You want to go home?
29:38No.
29:42Home.
29:42You want to be with me here, okay.
29:43How do you feel?
29:54Oh!
29:54Hey!
29:55Oh!
29:55What are you doing?
29:57Oh!
29:58Oh!
30:00Oh!
30:02Oh!
30:03Oh!
30:04Oh!
30:04Oh!
30:05Oh!
30:06Oh!
30:07I'm tired of waiting
30:09Just like Chris up
30:10You won't grow up
30:12And I'm getting tired
30:14I'm tired of waiting
30:16For you
30:17To make your moves
30:21It can love me better than you
30:25It can love me better than you
30:27It can love me better than you
30:29All my mind's loving's on my mind
30:31It can do me better
30:33It can do me better
30:36It can do me better
30:40It can do me better
30:42It can do me better
30:42It can do me better than you
30:46You love me better than you
30:48You love me better than you
30:49You love me better than you
30:55You love me better than you
30:56Love me better than you
30:57You love me better than you
31:00You love me better than you
31:04You love me better than you
31:07What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:10Oh, nothing. Just about how I won.
31:15Corbin Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:18No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:24Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:28I'll show you a treat.
31:29Hey!
31:33What the hell are you doing?
31:40My best friend?
31:42My sister?
31:43Adam, it's not like that.
31:45Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:47Who's next, son?
31:50It's not like that. Corbin and I actually care about each other. Tell him, Corbin.
31:53Yeah, yeah, Corbin. Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
31:59Adam, don't talk like that.
32:01Just leave somewhere.
32:03Serious?
32:08We should have never done this.
32:11What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:14Hey!
32:16I'm talking to you!
32:17I wasn't thinking.
32:18Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:21Bullshit.
32:22What?
32:22No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:25Okay, just drop it, man.
32:26Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:28What's your problem?
32:30You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:34I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:38Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be, so you better get your shit together
32:42before that day comes, because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
32:47Hey, where do you think you're going?
32:48What do you think you're going to apologize?
32:52I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
32:58I'm so stupid.
33:00You are not stupid.
33:01And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:04You should sign me up for some addicted-to-assholes rehab program or something.
33:10Listen, you took a chance, and you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:15Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:17It's just hormones or something.
33:21It was real.
33:22I was watching you two all week.
33:24It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:27Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore, because Corbin's still a coward, and I don't know if Adam's ever going to
33:34talk to me again.
33:35He will.
33:37How can you sound so sure?
33:43Because, well, there's something I have to tell you.
33:56You scumbag!
33:57I know what you're going to say.
33:59I cannot believe you!
34:01You're such a hypocrite!
34:02You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:05What?
34:06I told her everything, Adam.
34:09Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:14Corbin's right.
34:15If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up, too.
34:19Babe, come on.
34:20Don't babe me.
34:22I mean it, Adam.
34:24You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:27But she's my...
34:29And he's my...
34:30Grow up.
34:32Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:37Just like...
34:39Don't PDA in front of me, okay?
34:43Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:44But we won't be needing it.
34:47You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
34:50Mia came to my defense before you did.
34:53Sum, come on.
34:54You know, don't call me that.
34:56How am I ever going to trust you?
34:59You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:01And you're never going to change.
35:16Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:19You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:20I don't believe you.
35:21No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:23I didn't know what to say to him.
35:24So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:27You never stand up for...
35:28No, I was telling him the truth.
35:30I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:33Your words mean nothing.
36:04I don't know, Mom.
36:05I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:09Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:12I don't know how Corbin's going to get home.
36:14He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:16I love you too.
36:18Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:21Adam, are we good over there?
36:22We got this angle crystal clear.
36:24What are you guys doing?
36:25Just live streaming to the whole school.
36:27Want to say hi?
36:27No.
36:29Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:31What?
36:32What's the main attraction?
36:34I'm the main attraction.
36:35Oh, Corbin, give us a show.
36:41Shake it, boy.
36:42Oh, my God.
36:43I'm going to kill both of you.
36:43Come on.
36:44Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
36:48No, I do.
36:49Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
36:54I want to be with you.
36:55And you were right.
36:56You know, words don't always give the whole story.
36:58So.
37:01Hey.
37:03Hey.
37:04Hey.
37:04Hey.
37:06Okay.
37:14What do you say?
37:21I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you too, Corbin.
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