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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, sweet and bad.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:59You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28What do you want to put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back on the ice for Boston
02:32Well, I'll do the fire
02:33We're going to have a game for this
02:35At the party
02:36This is a big turn
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're hot that night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a dark, a hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You say to scare you
03:40And most people do
03:43This is the real world
03:44I know
03:45Oh no
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city
03:49It's all
03:51Nice try
03:52Now get our way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll suit you
03:59You wanna be up
04:00You wanna be up
04:02Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get our way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Que las florevas
05:05Que las florevas
05:38Que las florevas
06:00Que las florevas
06:24Que las florevas
07:02Que las florevas
07:12Que las florevas
08:04Que las florevas
08:09Que las florevas
09:03Fuck you
09:06Come here
09:07No, you come here
09:08No, you come here
09:09No, you come here
09:14No, you come here
09:23No, you come here
09:33No, you come here
09:34No, you come here
10:27No, you come here
10:30No, you come here, no, you come here, you come here, sorry
10:38Okay?
10:39No, you come here, okay?
11:00Are you okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:48It's you.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
12:07Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:24Oh, God.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder. I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:26Let's see.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10I fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42That's alright.
16:43Here's Tom esempio's very strongiac på camera.
16:44I want you so suspicious of ya know who we are.
16:46That's right, looks like me.
17:06Oh, Mohammed!
17:10I'm sorry, let's go inside the restroom in the亲 selbst,
17:12there's no way to go inside the restroom.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:38Okay.
18:41Okay.
18:42My sister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48It's a honor for me.
18:50You must be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:08But not so much.
19:08They don't teach you the discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who's the captain you're guilty?
19:45Who's your wife?
19:48Who's your father?
19:50Who's your mother?
19:53Who's your mother?
19:54No, my son.
19:56Mom died.
19:59My mother died.
20:00You remember her?
20:01You remember her?
20:03I had a mate.
20:06Where are you, Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34All is always a good time.
20:37What's wrong with you?
20:40He didn't have a form.
20:42He has to stay.
20:44He has to stay.
20:46He has to stay in America.
20:48He has to stay.
20:49Good.
20:50He has to stay.
20:54It's always a problem.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57What's wrong with you?
21:04You're not too long.
21:07You're not too long.
21:08You're not too long.
21:11You're not too long.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I had to remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I think it would be interesting to me.
21:52There's Niki, and I...
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any of the games.
22:11For those who've been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:14you've got to do this to avoid.
22:16I sometimes feel like I'm not going to be in trouble.
22:19When I'm not going to be in trouble, I feel like I'm not going to be in trouble.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have to be a matter for you.
22:25It doesn't have to?
22:26Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will be in any case you will be in trouble.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't have to be in trouble with these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes?
22:55In this year.
22:55Because I think that the team is attacked.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03Well, you're not going to be in trouble with you.
23:07You're not going to be in trouble with you.
23:11Listen.
23:13It's a Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:19Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but they're too young.
23:28So you'll win the Coupe Xenia in a year earlier than I had with my father.
23:36No, thanks. I'm going to sleep.
23:38I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:40You're going to be ideal.
23:41You're going to be ideal.
23:43You're going to be ideal.
23:44But you need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:54See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:05There's a great place.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:15It's just a great place.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Elia?
24:31…
24:33…
24:33...
24:33…
24:35I don't know anything.
24:37You don't want to play.
24:40You don't shoot.
24:43You don't flirt.
24:47You're so happy.
25:08You're here? Seriously?
25:12The danger that you've caused before.
25:17If you remember, don't you?
25:21We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:29Of course.
25:32Преклятие.
25:35Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
25:55Okay.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52It's a rule line in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:18My fucking cup!
28:22Wait for this.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions!
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02To win two shots against.
29:03And obviously...
29:07Catch it now, LeBron!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:51Woo!
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you
30:11what come on when will this ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe yes nicely
32:09yeah please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:48no
32:49no
32:53i will go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe
33:10maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:22really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30oh
33:32so being boring is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
33:53and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12and if you win
34:34you're going to be
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53That's your reward.
36:54No.
37:00Good.
37:03What ?
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:33How it feels, holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:35You.
40:05There's no have to. It's... it's home.
40:10Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you... do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:34I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
41:38Let's go.
42:38Let's go.
43:09Let's go.
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